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The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:
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Scout
(278 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(278 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(322 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(322 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(395 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(395 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(288 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(288 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(309 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(309 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(299 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(299 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(297 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(297 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(279 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(279 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(246 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(246 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30273
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 5083
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
(1)
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5826
Level 78
(1)
(1)
(3)
(1)
(1)
(1)
(1604844000)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5900
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5910
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5923
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30234
Level 10
(1)
Archimedes
Level 52
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30213
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30213
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
(1)
Steel Songbird #62258
Level 96
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 44 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 28 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 50 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 6 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 77
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30276
Level 55
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 77 Hat
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 37 Hat
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 87 Hat
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 93 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 10
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 30
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder #75959
Level 46
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mark of the Saint #78612
Level 20 Badge
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles #60874
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 79 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 72 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30505
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 65
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 35 Hat
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 78
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 57
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Atomic Accolade #71153
Level 83 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30235
Level 27
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 62 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 45
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 27 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 71
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 83 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 59
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 9 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 49
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Unknown Item 30332
Level 58
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 37
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 45 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #62557
Level 47
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 52 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 11 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 98
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 57 Hat
(1)
Bolgan
Level 10
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whale Bone Charm #66289
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114
Level 79
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #63462
Level 10 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30094
Level 91
(1)
Bolgan
Level 66
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home
Level 86
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #62721
Level 61
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Futankhamun
Level 36
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 21
(1)
Bolgan
Level 77
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 66
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 29
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 75
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1091 #48075
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mark of the Saint #79119
Level 20 Badge
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30582
Level 96
(1)
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #70067
Level 16
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30332
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 25
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 96
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 43 Hat
(1)
Western Wear
Level 52 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Hermes #79606
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162
Level 8
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #23805
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 14
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30093 #13448
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Faerie Solitaire Pin #8503
Level 59 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30136 #29536
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #62868
Level 68
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 7
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #69332
Level 55
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold War Luchador #63464
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold War Luchador #78574
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1091 #43695
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stahlhelm #78044
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #53549
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30187
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hard Counter
Level 18 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sober Stuntman
Level 97 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 86
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 94 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope #82320
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blind Justice #61664
Level 4 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 79 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 18 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 19 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Merc Medal #76216
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 9 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #63323
Level 21
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 33 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 12
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 95
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 91 Hat
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #65607
Level 94 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Smissmas Wreath #35191
Level 78 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 85
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Soldered Sensei
Level 20 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
Stahlhelm #81133
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Birdcage
Level 22 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
(1)
Unknown Item 30248
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 49
(1)
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 63
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Sign of the Wolf's School #26504
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 42
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Dead Cone #52061
Level 2 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30296
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30296
Level 29
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30504
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30504
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 30
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 30 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Planeswalker Helm #61473
Level 17 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mecha-Medes
Level 8
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
(1)
Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 72 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 30561
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 30
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 17
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 11 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 62
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 29 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 87
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30607
Level 20
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 10 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 30519
Level 9
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 88 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 44 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 74 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Unknown Item 30332
Level 32
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 14 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403 #48837
Level 61
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30403 #49264
Level 53
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30308
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30403 #49272
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30403
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30403 #45055
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30136
Level 44
(1)
Megapixel Beard
Level 82 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 21
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 54 Hat
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 93 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 38 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1093 #51326
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #74734
Level 14 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 48 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346 #46763
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1091 #48637
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 14 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #57476
Level 31 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Helm #76168
Level 91 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Couvre Corner #76643
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 18 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 32 Hat
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 7 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Mark of the Saint #77594
Level 20 Badge
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #48135
Level 23
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 22 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 17
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 38 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 35
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 3 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 81 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes #82918
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold War Luchador #79563
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #63472
Level 87
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur #82827
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30187
Level 48
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #72507
Level 29
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #61520
Level 86
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 48 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 64 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(2)
(1)
Megapixel Beard
Level 97 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
(1)
Nanobalaclava #79869
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #48661
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stahlhelm #81958
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30258
Level 42
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 43 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Whale Bone Charm #67652
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #63587
Level 35 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 86
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346 #47023
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346 #46981
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1091 #48934
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #28823
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #63815
Level 9
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 88 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30607
Level 16
(1)
Pounding Father #62148
Level 94
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Shako
Level 78 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Bolgan
Level 26
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
Sign of the Wolf's School #84735
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30723
Level 43
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #69823
Level 71
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #64058
Level 53 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
War Head #79967
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #48610
Level 54
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30358 #47210
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Atomic Accolade #72446
Level 39 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Outdoorsman #80270
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stahlhelm #82219
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Planeswalker Helm #85973
Level 74 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30360 #35537
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #52139
Level 63
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Faerie Solitaire Pin #64570
Level 61 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30607
Level 57
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 91 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Broadband Bonnet
Level 25 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 27 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30060 #54903
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30336 #46976
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prize Plushy #51677
Level 75 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #58698
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30327
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30351 #43026
Level 16
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 93 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 47 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 89 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30360 #44042
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346
Level 87
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #73758
Level 26
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346 #3303
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonk Leadwear
Level 15 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
(1)
War Head #73935
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30399 #48459
Level 78
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc Medal #77892
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #73975
Level 35
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30336 #47071
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30571 #43518
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Helm #86491
Level 89 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 12 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 81 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 50 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 64
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 77 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 18 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 91 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #61584
Level 46
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #42186
Level 80 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Helm #86150
Level 83 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30058 #58404
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pilotka #81909
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blind Justice #63672
Level 6 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 37 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 3 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 43
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 60 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 90
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 94 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 84 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 41
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 6 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 59
(1)
War Head #76278
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #79646
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ze Goggles
Level 78 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professional's Panama
Level 83 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30080 #57929
Level 16
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 54 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters #84665
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack #88392
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30103 #58257
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30187 #54441
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa #85628
Level 77 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #84398
Level 14 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 30512
Level 22
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #66977
Level 39 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
Unknown Item 30351 #46115
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30093 #48273
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30139
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 6
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 97 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #54930
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 12
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 39 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 7 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 38 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Unknown Item 31112
Level 39
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30198
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #50940
Level 61
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 16
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 82
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 98 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 84 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 31112
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #64231
Level 26
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 34 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 5778
Level 5
(1)
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 8
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 41
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 37 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 78 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 84 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 1040 #62079
Level 54
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Croft's Crest #64046
Level 14 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30063 #57608
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mecha-Medes
Level 28
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
(1)
Croft's Crest #60333
Level 28 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 67
(1)
Birdcage #73323
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flipped Trilby
Level 56 Hat
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 27 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Hermes #63467
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nanobalaclava #64662
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30336 #29418
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Purrer #55913
Level 90 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Orchestrina #72063
Level 32 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ze Goggles
Level 88 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 12
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 7 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 40
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 71 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prancer's Pride
Level 35 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30059 #57118
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30336 #43824
Level 16
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30999
Level 19
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 80
(1)
Soldered Sensei
Level 75 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 75 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 30494
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30494
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30540
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30103 #56699
Level 98
(1)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30090 #58622
Level 67
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 32 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 7
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Mark of the Saint #77685
Level 20 Badge
(1)
Unknown Item 30355 #47700
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30118
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 65
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #68715
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Broadband Bonnet
Level 61 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 56 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Base Metal Billycock
Level 74 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
(1)
Broadband Bonnet
Level 30 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 5 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 95 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Scrap Sack
Level 18 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 45 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 31057
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31166
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 55 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 43
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 32 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 19 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 45 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
Pickled Paws
Level 11
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 31044
Level 3
(1)
(1)
Pickled Paws
Level 68
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 43
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 38 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30183
Level 83
(1)
Mark of the Saint #72485
Level 20 Badge
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 28 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 97 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
B-ankh!
Level 21
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #82688
Level 43 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 77 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 99 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bot Dogger
Level 12 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 89
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 21
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Russian Rocketeer #71794
Level 39
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #64044
Level 15
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30403 #49911
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chief Constable #68885
Level 44
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30846
Level 36
(10)
(1)
(1)
Dead Cone #75588
Level 80 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30846
Level 75
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30846
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Stahlhelm #84101
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 97
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Plutonidome
Level 12 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 24
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 61 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081 #58157
Level 66
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Letch's LED
Level 2 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 30187 #43477
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30543
Level 20
(1)
Can Opener
Level 37
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30607 #39074
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 49
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Pickled Paws
Level 3
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Area 451 #50426
Level 63
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
(1)
Unknown Item 30994
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31166
Level 41
(1)
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 15 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 43
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 32 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 28
(1)
Brock's Locks #68174
Level 30 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Can Opener
Level 46
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Bonk Leadwear
Level 43 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403 #49178
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30759 #23185
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 14 Hat
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 62 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 85 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 30 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 81 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #72039
Level 98
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 73
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 90 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 23 Hat
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30571 #44427
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30580
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 50 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 61
(1)
Pickled Paws
Level 7
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Brock's Locks #68336
Level 15 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pickled Paws
Level 99
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30059 #32884
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30060 #32928
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dead Cone
Level 14 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 2
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 95
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 52 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30332
Level 70
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 38
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 83 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 78 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 79
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 39 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 20 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30607
Level 9
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 25 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 95 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 66
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 46 Hat
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 5 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 63
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 21
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 66 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 5 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 40 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 68
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 67
(1)
Can Opener
Level 45
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 23
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 84
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 4 Hat
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 17 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 55
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 82 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30780
Level 78
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30093 #54546
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 96 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 22
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 7
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 16
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 31175
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 74
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Birdcage #83775
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whoopee Cap
Level 47 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30999
Level 62
(1)
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 87 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 24
(1)
Western Wear
Level 26 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 83
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 64 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 36
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 3 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 75 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 43 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 28
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 40 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Soldered Sensei
Level 64 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 35 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 74
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 70 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whoopee Cap
Level 74 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 85
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 39 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 72
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 99
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 41 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 8 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa #78755
Level 50 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche
Level 56 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 30 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 78
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 8 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 12
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 24 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 37 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 87 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 15
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 60 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 83
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 42 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 16
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 40 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 4 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #84664
Level 31 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 40
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 91 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 92
(1)
Wingstick #75102
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30332
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 18 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30070
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30093 #47515
Level 55
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whoopee Cap
Level 86 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 2
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 33 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 26 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles #75809
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Whoa #80884
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 26
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 53
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair #66782
Level 30 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 29 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 65 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 95
(1)
Gym Rat #79772
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30398
Level 68
(1)
Janissary Ketche #88987
Level 3 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30094 #53189
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30094 #28834
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 55 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 31 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30332
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prancer's Pride
Level 67 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prancer's Pride
Level 36 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30398 #36622
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 54
(1)
Western Wear
Level 44 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #81745
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30093
Level 68
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap #74207
Level 28 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 64 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 22 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #71718
Level 49
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Croft's Crest #63751
Level 45 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30360 #49100
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #59615
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 49 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 14 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 10
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 27 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 79
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 19 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 9 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 24
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 18 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 11 Hat
(1)
Large Luchadore #86479
Level 77 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30316
Level 26
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 89 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 66
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #58968
Level 61 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professional's Panama
Level 33 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 87
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 30
(1)
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 47 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
(1)
Scrap Pack #75690
Level 59 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 66 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Doctor's Sack #88148
Level 47 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #28865
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Defiant Spartan
Level 74
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 9 Hat
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 73 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 4
(1)
Scrap Pack #77319
Level 72 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 15 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Futankhamun
Level 19
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Mask of the Shaman #57308
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30992
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30517
Level 92
(1)
Doe-Boy #57003
Level 34
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #56921
Level 9
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Purrer
Level 82 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 24
(1)
Hermes #84196
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #84170
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #59894
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418
Level 17
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 4 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #64445
Level 2 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 18 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #45385
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battle Bob
Level 83
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Napper's Respite
Level 30 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30355 #48402
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30368
Level 18
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 27 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Unknown Item 1091 #50337
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31035
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30543
Level 3
(1)
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30162 #58104
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162 #58056
Level 92
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30759 #23536
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sign of the Wolf's School #88581
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30315
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30180 #50423
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30141 #59164
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 81 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prancer's Pride
Level 69 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #63473
Level 37
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
B-ankh!
Level 62
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 4
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 30118 #57635
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
War Head #80621
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Bandolier
Level 8
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Dr. Whoa #83457
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30567 #35457
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 30 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 8 Hat
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 11 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 87
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 69 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Couvre Corner #83812
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30336 #47392
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dead Cone
Level 30 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 54 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30187 #9824
Level 34
(1)
Pickled Paws
Level 2
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 60 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 50 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30090 #59683
Level 65
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonedolier
Level 21 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick #84491
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30327
Level 97
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot
Level 30
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Atomic Accolade #72603
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 97 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 33 Hat
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 70 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 86 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Unknown Item 30399 #49161
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #32752
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 50 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 56
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Outdoorsman #82881
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30084
Level 42
(1)
Pounding Father #62832
Level 66
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30141
Level 14
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #95112
Level 31 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonedolier
Level 85 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 1094
Level 67
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 89 Hat
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 41 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Broadband Bonnet
Level 35 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #94261
Level 54 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sober Stuntman
Level 11 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 67 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Titanium Towel
Level 38 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
(1)
Bolgan
Level 9
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
U-clank-a
Level 7
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Security Shades #84451
Level 50 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Deus Specs #81963
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30430
Level 61
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 86 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30063 #57510
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pickled Paws
Level 70
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap #79974
Level 71 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #35252
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #49618
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #49582
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bubble Pipe #89370
Level 58
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 81 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 69 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 28 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 40 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 22 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 18 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Engineer's Cap
Level 37 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30103 #59388
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
U-clank-a
Level 70
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 44
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 47 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 28 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 6
(1)
Tam O' Shanter #86577
Level 42 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30135 #53824
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30336 #43989
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pugilist's Protector
Level 27 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 2
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 54 Hat
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 88 Hat
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 100 Hat
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 76 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hard Counter
Level 81 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hard Counter
Level 51 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 75 Hat
(1)
Tam O' Shanter #44026
Level 91 Hat
(1)
Dead Cone #85162
Level 35 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dead Cone #84635
Level 57 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt #78958
Level 48 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #83908
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Handyman's Handle
Level 17 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Ol' Geezer #88356
Level 99 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 44 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 74
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 75 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 79 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30418 #50383
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1094
Level 23
(1)
B-ankh!
Level 68
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 23 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Wingstick #85421
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30484 #42378
Level 28
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 57
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
K-9 Mane #71560
Level 3
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc's Muffler #63973
Level 38 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tomb Wrapper #66266
Level 70 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Hairpiece #5144
Level 52 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Geezer
Level 80 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
War Head #8799
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Plutonidome
Level 31 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombing Run
Level 65 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 5
(1)
Private Eye
Level 42 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 1089 #6833
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tomb Wrapper #25997
Level 86 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Area 451 #33713
Level 13
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30547
Level 53
(1)
Brock's Locks #34082
Level 2 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flunkyware
Level 15 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Croft's Crest #31814
Level 64 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #41607
Level 22
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 96 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 42
(1)
Fortune Hunter #32502
Level 23 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold War Luchador #49460
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #33291
Level 28
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professor's Pineapple #43735
Level 8 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #33368
Level 65
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30542
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30543
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #20220
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 88 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Unknown Item 30541
Level 81
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 59 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Croft's Crest #62800
Level 82 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30183
Level 53
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 89 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Rail Spikes #69590
Level 85 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 74 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30547
Level 55
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30684
Level 77
(1)
(1)
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 36
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 35
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 35 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 86 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30564
Level 87
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 12 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #66079
Level 78 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Bolgan
Level 44
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rail Spikes #39905
Level 63 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 21 Hat
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 73 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tyrant's Helm
Level 78 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 97 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fed-Fightin' Fedora #80028
Level 74 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181 #58065
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30470 #33088
Level 73
(1)
Vigilant Pin #68761
Level 39 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 30358
Level 96
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 51 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Base Metal Billycock
Level 3 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
(1)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 8 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Tungsten Toque
Level 1 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
(1)
Base Metal Billycock
Level 41 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 4 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 74 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 6 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 66 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Broadband Bonnet
Level 73 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 86 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Titanium Towel
Level 43 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 26 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 73 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 91 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
(1)
Galvanized Gibus
Level 83 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
(1)
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 55 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 60 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 30 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 77 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 72 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 7 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 93 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 97 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Plumber's Pipe
Level 46 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
(1)
Broadband Bonnet
Level 15 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 30 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Bonk Leadwear
Level 21 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
(1)
Base Metal Billycock
Level 66 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 93 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 27 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 33 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Tungsten Toque
Level 6 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
(1)
Base Metal Billycock
Level 15 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
(1)
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 87 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 90 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 3 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 49 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 77 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 4 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 68 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 62 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 40 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Galvanized Gibus
Level 39 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 15 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 55 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 14
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 32 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Unknown Item 30360 #49189
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181
Level 25
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #66356
Level 71
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30117
Level 75
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles #82839
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #71987
Level 7 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 77
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Unknown Item 30359 #47891
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418 #48346
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professional's Panama
Level 28 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Unknown Item 30399 #51518
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30327
Level 72
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 17 Hat
(1)
Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 30 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30120 #59445
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30571 #44846
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 76 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair #63668
Level 12 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30543
Level 61
(1)
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #60863
Level 30
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 63 Hat
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 40 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30571 #32431
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Silver Bullets
Level 17
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 31083
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #65582
Level 31
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 36 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Bolgan
Level 2
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #87158
Level 58 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30351 #45759
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 1089 #43995
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails
Level 11
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 72
(1)
Private Eye
Level 46 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 47 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Dead Cone #88285
Level 5 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 74 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 84 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 31166
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora #71504
Level 42 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30141 #55260
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tyrant's Helm
Level 11 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Buzz Killer
Level 85
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 1124 #45965
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Merryweather
Level 18 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Soviet Gentleman
Level 38 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 30
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1124 #47638
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30994
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Rusty Reaper
Level 30 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
(1)
Idea Tube #75061
Level 48 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30698
Level 42
(10)
(1)
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 93 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Silver Bullets
Level 16
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 3
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30351 #38783
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pilotka #83947
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 70
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 1
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 93 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Copper's Hard Top #76208
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mask of the Shaman #85003
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Galvanized Gibus
Level 47 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30351 #47946
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Goggles #86681
Level 80 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 58 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 90
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Merc's Muffler #55753
Level 6 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #65342
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30601
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 1093 #47710
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1094
Level 1
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece #87015
Level 20 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 61 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30500
Level 91
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 46 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 12
(1)
Cremator's Conscience #72781
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Old Guadalajara
Level 93 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Reindoonicorn #67943
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 50 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30163 #52266
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30063 #57807
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 18 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 49
(1)
Doe-Boy #65548
Level 37
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
Unknown Item 30857
Level 34
(20)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30541
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30992
Level 58
(1)
(1)
Barnstormer #64500
Level 29
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30399 #43587
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wrap Battler
Level 83
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 70
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 47
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs #66256
Level 75
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carouser's Capotain
Level 90 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 30 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 9 Hat
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet #82813
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pugilist's Protector
Level 71 Hat
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 29
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 88 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 83
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 62 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 95
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 27 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30122
Level 66
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 23 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 23 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 43
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Unknown Item 30090 #54816
Level 25
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30090 #47522
Level 36
"Ionele adu mici aici!"
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
()
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Galvanized Gibus
Level 84 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
(1)
Unknown Item 30588
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 9 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 36 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 8 Hat
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 58 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 12 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 92 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30097
Level 54
(1)
Soviet Gentleman
Level 92 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 26
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap #78513
Level 81 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 31
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Unknown Item 31005
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Ol' Geezer #88734
Level 100 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 65
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 47 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Unknown Item 30601
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30524
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30543
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30809
Level 64
(1)
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 10 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 47
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 8
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 1089 #49612
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30483
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 89
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 23 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 3 Hat
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 18
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Rail Spikes #69784
Level 2 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30403 #51515
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 31152
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30482
Level 45
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30482
Level 85
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30482
Level 52
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30099 #59914
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30138 #56378
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30167
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30141 #58613
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 17 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30425
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30470
Level 13
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 95 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 52 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 13
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Pickled Paws
Level 38
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30061 #38020
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1039 #59124
Level 97
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 3 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30545
Level 76
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #58255
Level 41
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 81
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Handyman's Handle
Level 18 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 61 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #89394
Level 18 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tavish DeGroot Experience #38375
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lucky Shot
Level 37
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346 #43894
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 74 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 68 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 74 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30289
Level 67
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 94 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 70 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 24
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 73 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30341 #48777
Level 63
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 25 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 80
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 28 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Big Country
Level 60
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Big Country
Level 72
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 41 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 2 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 85
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 40
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 7 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 41 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Villain's Veil
Level 59 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30878
Level 58
(1)
(1)
Blind Justice #20222
Level 9 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name #85304
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #82739
Level 97 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name #85431
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter #86816
Level 27 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 89 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 19 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30584
Level 14
(1)
(1)
B-ankh!
Level 85
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 40 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 93 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 88
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 34 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 57 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 51 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 29 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Level 87
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 42 Hat
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 75
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 84 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30752
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 87
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 73 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
#511170
Level 10
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30167
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30058 #60360
Level 94
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30066
Level 85
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 53
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 4 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30087 #59266
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Kringle Collection
Level 92 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Unknown Item 31057
Level 16
(1)
(1)
Wilson Weave #66241
Level 33 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 37
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 33 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 91 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30428
Level 53
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 36 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 9 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 46
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 34 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Unknown Item 30059 #58154
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30351 #47387
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31029
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 68 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Scrap Pack #7428
Level 12 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
Unknown Item 30133
Level 54
(1)
Barnstormer #68008
Level 92
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 19 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 24 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 47 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 23 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 77
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 58
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 64 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 62
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Toss-Proof Towel #77505
Level 78 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 77 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bubble Pipe #89085
Level 73
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30094 #59136
Level 8
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30118 #59626
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 54 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30094
Level 42
(1)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 66
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 7 Hat
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 30
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 52 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30094 #59093
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30118 #59331
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bubble Pipe
Level 54
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #80533
Level 100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer #57562
Level 85 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #75722
Level 85 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #76039
Level 15 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30416
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 53
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope #84760
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30406
Level 20
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 11 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 31 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 88 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #59556
Level 33 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whoopee Cap
Level 89 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 52 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 78 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30220
Level 96
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
"#wow #whoa"
()
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 25 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Unknown Item 31016
Level 88
(1)
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 30 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 38
(1)
That '70s Chapeau #69966
Level 26
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30360
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 23
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 77
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Unknown Item 30371
Level 29
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 41
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 16 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 31009
Level 57
(1)
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 49 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 59 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 4 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30058 #57746
Level 65
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Silver Bullets
Level 4
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #60223
Level 58
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
Lone Star #60396
Level 72
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30878
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31170
Level 86
(1)
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 7 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 1 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Unknown Item 30311
Level 53
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 63 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Unknown Item 30186
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 31015
Level 85
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30770
Level 43
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #36220
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doe-Boy #63230
Level 96
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 11 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 49 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30549
Level 85
(1)
Dr. Whoa #82324
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30589
Level 38
(1)
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 97 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30361 #13952
Level 34
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece #49243
Level 29 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonedolier
Level 65 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hanger-On Hood
Level 61
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Kringle Collection
Level 43 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 76 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30086 #58003
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30108 #58462
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Virtual Reality Headset #83905
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30122
Level 25
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #65425
Level 93
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1124 #47737
Level 70
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blighted Beak
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30139 #59467
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Intangible Ascot
Level 16
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 14
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Deus Specs #67197
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Unknown Item 30421
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 13
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 60 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #58044
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe #73899
Level 65 Hat
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 3
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 30
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 3
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 10
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 26
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Conquistador
Level 4
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 98
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 6
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 59 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 87
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 76 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Conquistador
Level 53
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 77
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 87
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 100
(1)
Unknown Item 30122
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 20
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 85
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 29
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 79
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 91 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30122
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30122
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30571 #12207
Level 78
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181
Level 87
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30135 #44199
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30326
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30135 #60021
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe #62481
Level 27 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30332
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 24 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe #84604
Level 7 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe #78685
Level 65 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30087 #58905
Level 13
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30135 #60099
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 85
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bushman
Level 66
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 100 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Bubble Pipe #90460
Level 39
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 58 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 100 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30323
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30097
Level 7
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 76
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #65760
Level 7
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30323
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30549
Level 42
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 80
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 30358
Level 35
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 73 Hat
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 10 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30371 #48646
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Capo's Capper
Level 15 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Milkman
Level 10 Hat
(1)
()
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30323
Level 15
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #73634
Level 48
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30325
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30113
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30410
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 31075
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Last Breath #76342
Level 13 Hat
(1)
That '70s Chapeau #69903
Level 41
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30068
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30180
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 31170
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 72
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 51 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Silver Bullets
Level 82
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30421
Level 6
(1)
Vox Diabolus #64660
Level 80
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30066
Level 92
(1)
Blind Justice #49052
Level 23 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pilotka #83500
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #75795
Level 85
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fed-Fightin' Fedora #80458
Level 86 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bunsen Brave
Level 12 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 92 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 44 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stahlhelm #82514
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 89 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 51
(1)
Wrap Battler
Level 33
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 13
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 77
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 99
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Bubble Pipe #23408
Level 48
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096
Level 8
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 95 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Awesomenauts Badge #63781
Level 61 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vigilant Pin #67198
Level 44 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt #80241
Level 16 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #59811
Level 45
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #64177
Level 46 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top
Level 88
(1)
War Head #80345
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 24 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30138 #56164
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1124 #32827
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sober Stuntman
Level 26 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097 #47264
Level 91
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30086
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 22
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 47 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Koala Compact #57567
Level 29 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 44 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30358
Level 7
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 1 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 75 Hat
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 66 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #42461
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 26
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 6 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Unknown Item 30410
Level 61
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 4 Hat
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 42
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Unknown Item 30114 #57614
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 10
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 12 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 80
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 59 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 62 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Big Chief
Level 68 Hat
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30167 #57568
Level 70
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Unknown Item 30120 #57070
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30547
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 45
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 78 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 27
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 88 Hat
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #60740
Level 37 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30561
Level 70
(1)
Scrap Pack #79132
Level 58 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grimm Hatte
Level 29 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 29 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Attendant
Level 26 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 54 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flipped Trilby
Level 44 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30187
Level 70
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 85
(1)
Cold Killer
Level 29
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 90
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 44
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 63
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Large Luchadore #88151
Level 26 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Brain Bucket #88957
Level 6 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Honcho's Headgear
Level 36 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 98 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Blind Justice #61186
Level 83 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wilson Weave #49471
Level 72 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Old Guadalajara
Level 13 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 79 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Unknown Item 30549
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 3
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 46 Hat
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 93 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Unknown Item 30133
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 64
(1)
Unknown Item 1093 #22203
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stainless Pot
Level 37 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Unknown Item 30430
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 30105
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30109
Level 69
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 15 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 58
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 41 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 63
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Unknown Item 31170
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31166
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 9
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Silver Bullets
Level 51
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Merc Medal #72247
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30175
Level 2
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 81
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 91 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Engineer's Cap
Level 73 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Engineer's Cap
Level 16 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 46
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 23 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 36 Hat
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 63 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 58 Hat
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 9 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30176
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 47
(1)
Desert Marauder
Level 84 Hat
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 88 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 83
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 83 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30325
Level 31
(1)
Villain's Veil
Level 10 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Merc's Muffler #66607
Level 79 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30066
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 65
(1)
Vox Diabolus #50417
Level 2
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Unknown Item 30305
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30314
Level 97
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Madame Dixie
Level 18 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30314
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Unknown Item 30405
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30357
Level 93
(1)
Jingle Belt #78801
Level 62 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stout Shako
Level 49 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 16 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30105 #59898
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30083 #60103
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30549
Level 35
(1)
K-9 Mane #72163
Level 33
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30078 #59958
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 16 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 1 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 14
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 59
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 80
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 2 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30430
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 8
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 51 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Big Country
Level 56
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 92 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 3 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Unknown Item 30429
Level 27
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 97 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 43 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 21 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Unknown Item 30853
Level 20
(1)
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 38 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30311
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
RoBro 3000
Level 95 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
(1)
RoBro 3000
Level 14 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 64 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 8 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 44 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 16
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Big Country
Level 34
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 8
(1)
Attendant
Level 39 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30173
Level 63
(1)
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 22
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30186
Level 18
(1)
Wraith Wrap
Level 47 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
(1)
Unknown Item 30142
Level 10
(1)
Crocleather Slouch #87281
Level 17
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stealth Steeler
Level 95
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1088 #42621
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact
Level 61 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote #73397
Level 83 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30357 #48835
Level 32
(1)
Professor's Pineapple #76940
Level 30 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
(1)
Unknown Item 31040
Level 71
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30484 #46593
Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30558
Level 22
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 21 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30338
Level 48
(1)
Head Warmer
Level 59
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 93 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Merc's Muffler
Level 2 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Unknown Item 30751
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 26 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 100 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #56856
Level 27
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 47
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Vox Diabolus #65872
Level 78
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Desert Marauder
Level 64 Hat
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 97 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081 #59373
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 89 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 44 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30187
Level 41
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 10 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30430
Level 77
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 42 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30645
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
"i am da captan nao"
Level 15
()
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 53
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles #61958
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Dr. Whoa #72437
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 31 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 25 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Unknown Item 30545
Level 95
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 44
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30305
Level 38
(1)
War Head #76515
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30471 #47432
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346 #48333
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #64438
Level 99
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30340
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30601
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 95
(1)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 31171
Level 80
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
(1)
Rail Spikes #69387
Level 84 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30328
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30371 #31702
Level 17
(1)
Cold War Luchador #61113
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hitt Mann Badge #65915
Level 71 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 98 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 40 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Clan Pride #53141
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30543
Level 93
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Balloonicorn #69871
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Can Opener
Level 13
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30090 #60129
Level 60
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #59536
Level 64
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nose Candy
Level 78 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
(1)
Unknown Item 30698
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30346
Level 46
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 30853
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30365 #27222
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Big Country
Level 68
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 69 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30101
Level 86
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 83 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30419
Level 91
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 59 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Capo's Capper
Level 87 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30098
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30419
Level 40
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 93 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 7 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 24 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 25 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 19 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Anger
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30548
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30749
Level 89
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30343
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30416 #51706
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Merryweather
Level 36 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Merryweather
Level 65 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 75 Hat
(1)
Doe-Boy #51483
Level 49
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
Unknown Item 30470 #47998
Level 97
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Snapped Pupil
Level 30 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
FR-0
Level 44 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
(1)
Unknown Item 30513
Level 54
(1)
Capo's Capper
Level 10 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30059 #59525
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30379 #47853
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30969
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30429
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 31048
Level 14
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31000
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30999
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31001
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30358
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30373 #34966
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30470
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30997
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 53 Hat
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 62
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 31170
Level 2
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30892
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30421 #35716
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cool Breeze
Level 63 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
(1)
Cool Breeze
Level 53 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #31412
Level 86
(1)
Doublecross-Comm #76247
Level 37
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 64 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 20
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 20
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 36 Hat
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 48 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 61
(1)
Head Warmer
Level 71
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 79 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1095
Level 26
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 27 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30743
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 50
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 26 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 12 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 44 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 40 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 15 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 39 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 53 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 11 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 7 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 58 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 10 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 65 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 93 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Unknown Item 30340 #29519
Level 53
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30373 #42886
Level 82
(1)
Samur-Eye
Level 77 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 19 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Unknown Item 30848
Level 76
(1)
(1)
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30352
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #41095
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bushman's Boonie
Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30546
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30352
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30908
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Doe-Boy #62681
Level 45
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mask of the Shaman #81946
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30930
Level 21
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30084 #56632
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vox Diabolus #62428
Level 45
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30075
Level 8
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #66235
Level 58
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Steel Songbird #49184
Level 37
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30884
Level 8
(1)
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 28 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 25 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 42 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Unknown Item 30366 #45317
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30786
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30786
Level 1
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30786
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30823
Level 83
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30824
Level 13
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30824
Level 86
(1)
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #64414
Level 22
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 83
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30626
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30997
Level 53
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31077
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 86 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30323
Level 49
(1)
Hitt Mann Badge #69162
Level 94 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs #67600
Level 71
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hard Counter
Level 35 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 52 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 70 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 27 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 12 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 27
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 51 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 20 Hat
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 46 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #63000
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31029
Level 28
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30769
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30187 #55636
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30815
Level 38
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30405
Level 38
(1)
Unknown Item 30404
Level 100
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 56
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 80 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30785
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 9 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 3 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #80074
Level 85 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 7 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Fortune Hunter #59425
Level 60 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Electric Escorter
Level 10 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Level 79
(1)
Soviet Gentleman #68797
Level 82 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30569 #41484
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Old Guadalajara
Level 82 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 79 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Attendant
Level 30 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30542
Level 56
(1)
Archimedes #68274
Level 7
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Shako
Level 78 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Unknown Item 30780
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30365 #40290
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 58 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #40278
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30163 #31729
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 74
(1)
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 83 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
(1)
Archimedes
Level 35
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
Unknown Item 30311
Level 31
(1)
Moonman Backpack #89912
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 30305
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30801
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 97
(1)
Executioner
Level 94
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 40
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 95 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 5 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Unknown Item 30977
Level 13
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31005
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31005
Level 77
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30424
Level 5
(1)
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 58
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Cool Breeze
Level 72 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
(1)
Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
(1)
Last Straw #62996
Level 97
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Unknown Item 31124
Level 85
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31119
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31111
Level 54
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30341 #45484
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #48586
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30319
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Foppish Physician #69184
Level 80 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doc's Holiday #65320
Level 59 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30062 #56673
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lone Star #71000
Level 33
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30368 #46789
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Helm #85726
Level 36 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
K-9 Mane #69469
Level 56
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30338 #47103
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Napper's Respite
Level 35 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blind Justice #63627
Level 99 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonk Helm
Level 35 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30571 #45341
Level 8
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30131 #60113
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Person in the Iron Mask #65913
Level 50
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carl #69291
Level 24 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bushman's Boonie
Level 89
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Goggles #87768
Level 64 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Head Warmer
Level 72
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Blighted Beak
Level 21 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30179
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30823
Level 24
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30823
Level 52
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30227
Level 54
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 79 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 29 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30903
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Sandvich Safe #82032
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Menpo #72369
Level 85 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30759 #24314
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soviet Gentleman #71274
Level 48 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Samur-Eye
Level 88 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
(1)
Unknown Item 30305
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30430
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 8 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30309
Level 97
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30306
Level 29
(1)
Head Warmer
Level 76
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Unknown Item 30664
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
(1)
Unknown Item 30404
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 46
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 90
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Unknown Item 30309
Level 64
(1)
"[트리트 의 따뜻하고 두꺼운 옷!]"
Level 44
"[모치가 정성스럽게 (사줬어...)
굉장이..따듯한걸...]"
()
()
(1)
Unknown Item 30862
Level 11
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30540
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30397
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30549
Level 32
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Galvanized Gibus
Level 74 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 63
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Armored Authority
Level 32 Hat
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
(1)
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
(1)
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
(1)
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
(1)
Blighted Beak
Level 42 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30408
Level 16
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 5 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Unknown Item 30890
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31010
Level 50
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30550
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 1040 #61386
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30119
Level 2
(1)
One-Man Army #79177
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30343 #40356
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30401
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30091 #59921
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30398
Level 10
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 43
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 86 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 84
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 78 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doublecross-Comm #76390
Level 70
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 77
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 42 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 95 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31177
Level 72
(1)
(1)
Outback Intellectual #82857
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
#24936
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30892
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 70 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
Sandvich Safe #81769
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bearded Bombardier
Level 80 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30349 #46855
Level 94
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31068
Level 90
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31051
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30397
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30389 #50162
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30402 #42890
Level 74
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30603
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1)
()
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 30558
Level 6
(1)
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(1065353216)
(3)
Unknown Item 30547
Level 30
(1)
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
()
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 30550
Level 97
(1)
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
(72)
Villain's Veil
Level 32 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30410
Level 69
(1)
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
Officer's Ushanka
Level 2
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30975
Level 41
(1)
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 41 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 29 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 31
(1)
Archimedes
Level 86
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
Unknown Item 30186
Level 75
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30119
Level 23
(1)
Medi-Mask
Level 4 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 8 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Unknown Item 30129
Level 46
(1)
Killer's Kabuto
Level 35 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
(1)
Liquor Locker
Level 2 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 98 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30124
Level 1
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 85 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30119
Level 88
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 17 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30733
Level 89
(1)
Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Unknown Item 30981
Level 38
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30523
Level 30
(1)
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Decreased
()
(1065353216)
(0.8)
(0.5)
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
(1)
(0.25)
(1.1)
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
()
(0.67)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.1)
(0.75)
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_Sentry_Build_Rate
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
(1065353216)
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
()
Dread Knot
Level 80 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 42
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 51
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 98
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 39 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 51
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 81
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 64 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Infernal Impaler #83192
Level 13 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30125
Level 21
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 32
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Unknown Item 30116
Level 24
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 46 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Unknown Item 30342 #42890
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 27 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Unknown Item 30853
Level 15
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30558
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30793
Level 90
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30397 #17163
Level 79
(1)
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 64 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
(1)
Unknown Item 31034
Level 75
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 82
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 65
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Unknown Item 30910
Level 50
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30880
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30911
Level 88
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 64
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30305
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30331
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30397
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30085
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30388
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30186
Level 74
(1)
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30073
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30937
Level 57
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 8 Hat
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 30 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 95 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
(1)
Scrap Sack
Level 8 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 26 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 22 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
(1)
Unknown Item 30543
Level 3
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30746
Level 86
(1)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Rail Spikes #69082
Level 28 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 66
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 87
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 31115
Level 48
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #49552
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30168 #42878
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Last Straw #68377
Level 94
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30789
Level 85
(1)
(1)
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 20 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 31139
Level 88
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31138
Level 95
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30305
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30397
Level 37
(1)
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 30539
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30556
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30541
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30550
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30552
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30601
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30556
Level 100
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30558
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30538
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30550
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30557
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30556
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30556
Level 75
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 7 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30309
Level 53
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30888
Level 49
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30895
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 31120
Level 34
(1)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30838
Level 25
(1)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Front Runner
Level 72
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 31048
Level 43
(1)
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 74 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Blighted Beak
Level 90 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Blighted Beak
Level 2 Hat
(1)
Pickled Paws
Level 10
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 31138
Level 69
(1)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 31039
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 9
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Foppish Physician #68322
Level 47 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Track Terrorizer
Level 65 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30311
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 31021
Level 88
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30341 #46076
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31123
Level 94
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30134 #5777
Level 61
(1)
Brigade Helm
Level 65 Hat
(1)
Soldier's Stogie
Level 69 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 96 Hat
Straight outta control point.
(1)
Distinguished Rogue #72164
Level 50 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31010
Level 96
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 18
(1)
King of Scotland Cape #8326
Level 68 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Samur-Eye
Level 21 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
(1)
Purity Fist
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 31172
Level 34
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30372 #48809
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30119
Level 35
(1)
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30140
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 31123
Level 94
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30172
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30350 #48374
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30429
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30085
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30342
Level 85
(1)
Doc's Holiday
Level 32 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
(1)
Unknown Item 31048
Level 47
(1)
(1)
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 8 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
(1)
Level 74
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 32 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30388
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30471 #39299
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30470 #44966
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30339
Level 15
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 31062
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30391
Level 4
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30395
Level 98
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Level 1
(1)
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
(1)
(1)
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1065353216)
(20)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Quality 15 Unknown Item 16391
Level 99
(0.2)
()
(1)
(1)
(1)
(0)
(2)
(391)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 705 |
| Hats | 431 |
| Misc | 241 |
| Metal | 406 items worth 3066 scrap |
| Unknown | 862 |
| Total | 2645 |
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