Level 33 Hat "The Raggiest Hat For The Raggiest Fool In Town" #Attrib_AttachedParticle (6.25) (0) () () (1)
Unusual Barnstormer
Level 17 Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 30876
Level 83 (3014) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 1116
Level 29 (3071) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 1111
Level 1 (3070) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 31310
Level 38 #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 30616
Level 75 (3072) (1)
Unusual Gridiron Guardian
Level 20 Hat This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Unusual Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 48 Hat It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (5.24) (1065353216) (1)
Level 22 Hat This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 31480
Level 40 #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 30877
Level 68 #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 30673
Level 19 (3055) (1) (1)
Unusual Salty Dog
Level 10 Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires! #Attrib_AttachedParticle #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 42 Hat "This is my first unusual, i bought it for 9 keys, Date: 8/29/24" #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) () (1)
Level 91 I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves. (3060) (1) () (0) ()
Level 20 Hat They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-1.18) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 31335
Level 41 #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (0) (1) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 31155
Level 77 (3077) (1) (200) (1) (0.3) (60) (0.2) ()
Unusual Unknown Item 30845
Level 39 (3098) (1) (200) (0.3) (60) (0.2)
Unusual Unknown Item 30876
Level 16 (3029) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 31074
Level 28 "Found this in mom and dads room , he even left the hair around too!" #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) () (1) (1)
Level 10 This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-4.77) (0) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 30845
Level 81 (3055) (1) (200) (0.3) (60) (0.2)
Unusual Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot. (3139) (1)
Unusual Vintage Merryweather
Level 63 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Unusual Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 1 Hat What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (4.55) (1065353216) (1)
Level 25 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Tungsten Toque
Level 23 Hat Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 15 Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (0.75) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 92 Hat A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Level 21 Hat #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) () (1)
Unusual Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 78 Hat #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-4.79) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 1183
Level 8 (3095) (1)
Unusual Bunsen Brave
Level 12 Hat Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1065353216) (1)
Level 83 Hat In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-1.69) (1065353216) (1)
Level 13 Hat #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (0) () (1)
Unusual Front Runner
Level 85 This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (0) (1)
Level 51 Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Level 29 Hat Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan". #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Little Buddy
Level 10 People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Level 64 Hat "And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin) #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Unusual Hermes
Level 10 "Among the geese" #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) () (1)
Level 47 Hat #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-8) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (0.28) (1065353216) (1)
Level 3 Hat When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (0) () (1)
Level 22 Hat Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
"Vuurtoren! <3"
Level 43 Hat "penis" #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) () () (1)
Level 32 Hat Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?" #Attrib_AttachedParticle (4.81) (1065353216) (1)
Level 18 Hat Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1.62) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Bonk Helm
Level 48 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (4.5) (1065353216) (1)
Level 53 Hat Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-2.38) (1065353216) (1)
Level 23 Hat Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Level 10 Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Level 49 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1.17) (1065353216) (1)
"The Rock-Solid Rockabilly"
Level 18 "You're a Jet from your first cigarette to your last dyin' day." #Attrib_AttachedParticle #Attrib_AttachedParticle (4.85) (1065353216) () () (1) (1)
Level 24 Hat When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-0.87) (1065353216) (1)
Level 82 Hat You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot. (3005) (1)
Unusual Modest Pile of Hat
Level 70 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (4.13) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 30362
Level 77 #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Unusual Coupe D'isaster
Level 86 Hat #Attrib_AttachedParticle (4.75) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Familiar Fez
Level 70 Hat #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-8) (0) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 30845
Level 43 (3128) (1) (200) (0.3) (60) (0.2)
Unusual Unknown Item 31038
Level 72 #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (0) (1) (1)
Unusual Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves. (3117) (1) () (0) ()
Level 6 Hat Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (0.51) (1065353216) (1)
Level 10 This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Level 32 Hat Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Level 10 There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (2.86) (1065353216) (1)
"The Hero of Twilight"
Level 87 Hat "Legends say this cap was once worn by a hero who battled the beasts
of twilight." #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) () () (1)
Unusual Buckaroos Hat
Level 92 Hat #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 54 Hat What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Level 6 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (0.57) (0) (1)
Level 86 Hat A sticky-jumper's best friend. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-0.07) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Engineer's Cap
Level 22 Hat #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-3.18) (0) (1)
"Eraserhead"
Level 7 Hat Death from above! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-3.46) (1065353216) () (1)
Unusual Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 17 Hat If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1.73) (1065353216) (1)
Level 65 Hat One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (0) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 1118
Level 68 (3010) (1) (1) (50) (50) (1065353216) ()
Unusual Unknown Item 31214
Level 66 #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1) (1)
Unusual Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 66 Hat Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-1.09) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 31422
Level 84 #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1) (1)
Unusual Plumber's Pipe
Level 92 Hat Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-3.87) (1065353216) (1)
Level 26 Hat Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 31162
Level 77 (3107) (1)
Unusual Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 41 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-3.88) (0) (1)
Level 2 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-6.43) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Helmet Without a Home
Level 81 Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1.43) (1065353216) (1)
Level 68 Hat "d2 mas mantenha o respeito" #Attrib_AttachedParticle (6.89) (1065353216) () (1)
Unusual Halogen Head Lamp
Level 72 Hat This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Level 78 This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1065353216) (1)
"Monsoon"
Level 80 Hat "Every bend introduces pain and horrors of the planet. You will die." #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-3.03) (1065353216) () () (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 30978
Level 85 #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1) (1)
"Damn, it pretty hot out here"
Level 52 "think im gonna go join the cartel" #Attrib_AttachedParticle (4.1) (1065353216) () () (1) (1)
Level 51 Hat You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (4.92) (1065353216) (1)
Level 10 You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (0) (1065353216) (1)
Level 89 Hat Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-0.5) (1065353216) (1)
Level 9 Hat Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (2.91) (1065353216) (1)
Level 69 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war #Attrib_AttachedParticle (4.7) (0) (1)
Unusual Base Metal Billycock
Level 13 Hat Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Sober Stuntman
Level 32 Hat A sticky-jumper's best friend. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-4.6) (0) (1)
Unusual Bonk Helm
Level 7 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-1.6) (1065353216) (1)
Level 82 Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Level 39 Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Hermes
Level 10 Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (4.98) (1065353216) (1)
Level 96 Hat Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Level 7 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (0.38) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 30921
Level 14 (3055) (1)
Unusual Prancer's Pride
Level 100 Hat #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 30572
Level 67 (3124) (1) ()
"An aura of warmth"
Level 10 "The glow of Smissmass was here" #Attrib_AttachedParticle (0.06) (1065353216) () () (1) (1)
Unusual Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 66 Hat This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1.34) (1065353216) (1)
Level 21 Hat This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-6.08) (1065353216) () (1)
Level 92 Hat In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Level 37 Hat Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
"It's Not Lupus"
Level 87 "Full alignment seems so out of control..." (3038) () () (1)
Level 26 Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".) #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1.33) (0) (1)
Level 33 Hat One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-6.69) (1065353216) (1)
Level 87 Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1.62) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Barnstormer
Level 43 Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1.57) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Galvanized Gibus
Level 89 Hat Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Level 88 Hat #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 30572
Level 20 (3092) (1) ()
Unusual Unknown Item 30091
Level 46 #Attrib_AttachedParticle (0.21) (0) (1)
Unusual FR-0
Level 22 Hat Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000". #Attrib_AttachedParticle (4.56) (1065353216) (1)
Level 95 "Tropical front. Tactical soul. They paid for this shirt—with their
lives." #Attrib_AttachedParticle #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) () (1) (1)
Level 84 Hat "wHy WeRn'T yOu aT eLf pRaCtiCe?!?!?!?" #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-8) (1065353216) () (1)
Unusual Liquidator's Lid
Level 51 Hat This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-1.04) (1065353216) (1)
Level 57 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-8) (0) (1)
Level 84 Hat One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
"Grey's cock"
Level 20 Hat Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (0.25) (1065353216) () (1)
Unusual Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 50 Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (0) (1)
Level 83 Hat When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Level 12 Hat Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-1.37) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 9 Hat This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
"Thalash"
Level 87 Hat Death from above! #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-1.43) (1065353216) () (1)
Level 5 Special Taunt Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads! (3123) (1) () (0)
Unusual Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 76 Hat If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Level 22 These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Level 10 There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Level 10 People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (2.81) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Little Buddy
Level 10 People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 1113
Level 86 (3016) (1)
Unusual Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-0.4) (1065353216) (1)
Level 10 Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires! #Attrib_AttachedParticle #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-0.02) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 31440
Level 97 (3156) (1)
Unusual Whoopee Cap
Level 8 Hat You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
"oof yeowch the pouch is too hot"
Level 29 Hat "why is my sack like this?" #Attrib_AttachedParticle (4.25) (1065353216) () () (1)
Level 75 Hat It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Level 10 Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires! #Attrib_AttachedParticle #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-0.56) (1065353216) (1)
Level 62 Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".) #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-0.12) (1065353216) (1)
Level 3 Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1.68) (1065353216) (1)
Level 55 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (0) (1)
Level 83 Hat You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-8) (1065353216) (1)
Unusual Unknown Item 30672
Level 84 (3032) (1) (1) (200) (0.3) (60) (0.2) ()
Unusual Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 45 Hat Straight outta control point. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Unusual Gym Rat
Level 10 Let's get physical. Physical. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (1)
Level 5 Special Taunt Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads! (3129) (1) () (0)
Level 12 Hat Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan". #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) (1)
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates. (1)
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Unusual Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads! (3009) (1) () (0)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates. (1)
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"The Unusual Standard"
Level 10 This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (6.19) (1065353216) () (1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates. (1)
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Unusual Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 68 Hat This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-2.19) (1065353216) (1)
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Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unusual Anger
Level 10 Hat "This Hat Makes Me Cool Right?" #Attrib_AttachedParticle (8) (1065353216) () (1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Unusual Unknown Item 1119
Level 32 (3050) (1)
Unusual Galvanized Gibus
Level 20 Hat Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas. #Attrib_AttachedParticle (-8) (0) (1)
Scrap Metal
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Unusual Executioner
Level 2 Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".) #Attrib_AttachedParticle (4.53) (1065353216) (1)