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The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:
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Scout
(149 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(149 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(150 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(150 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(203 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(203 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(160 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(160 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(149 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(149 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(168 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(168 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(158 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(158 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(152 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(152 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(139 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(139 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 1070
Level 89
(0.5)
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
Unknown Item 5772
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Antique Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
(1)
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5826
Level 50
(1)
(1)
(3)
(1)
(1)
(1)
(1447358400)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 1097 #15398
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
(1)
Unknown Item 1097 #12971
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097 #14249
Level 2
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 95 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Steel Songbird #27386
Level 44
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1091 #12740
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1091 #12752
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
(1)
Unknown Item 1091 #2409
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gridiron Guardian
Level 79 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 42 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Steel Songbird #28509
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30094
Level 34
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 70 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 84
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 50 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Unknown Item 1089 #12201
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096
Level 68
(1)
Plumber's Pipe
Level 67 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 62 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Titanium Towel
Level 96 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 45 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30489
Level 58
(1)
Prize Plushy #29987
Level 81 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 59
(1)
Plumber's Pipe
Level 59 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 72 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 1074
Level 40
(1)
(1)
(1)
Titanium Towel
Level 19 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 99 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Birdcage #10723
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Scrap Pack #41515
Level 74 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 77 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Steel Songbird #28573
Level 49
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mask of the Shaman #41548
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gridiron Guardian
Level 34 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
(1)
Gridiron Guardian
Level 51 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
(1)
Titanium Towel
Level 12 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 11 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 85
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 72 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 3
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
(1)
Scrap Sack
Level 23 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
(1)
Scrap Sack
Level 38 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 54 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 12 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 82 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 37
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 28 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 48
(1)
Atomic Accolade #37228
Level 37 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Pack #36461
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 22
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30136 #21415
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prize Plushy #26996
Level 16 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
Unknown Item 30360 #12317
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 9
(1)
Scrap Pack #42133
Level 36 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 19
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 58 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 1
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 1097 #15792
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flight of the Monarch
Level 43 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 50 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Conquistador
Level 67
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 26 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 8
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 22 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 21
(1)
Data Mining Light
Level 75 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 42 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 54
(1)
Plumber's Pipe
Level 91 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #28574
Level 24
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Orchestrina #38524
Level 88 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #28392
Level 22
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 79 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
(1)
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 11 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
(1)
Unknown Item 30360 #1651
Level 79
(1)
Deadliest Duckling #34563
Level 29 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30567
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 1
(1)
Doe-Boy #28873
Level 58
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #44682
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #48742
Level 96 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Pounding Father #28750
Level 90
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Person in the Iron Mask #28808
Level 51
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #14023
Level 45
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30360 #11740
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 29 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 23 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 4
(1)
Croft's Crest #28153
Level 6 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181 #20794
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 25 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 83 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Unknown Item 1093 #13759
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mask of the Shaman #43964
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #49090
Level 66 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 62 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Unknown Item 30505
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home #39959
Level 79
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Deadliest Duckling #34637
Level 16 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #27561
Level 85
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30524
Level 19
(1)
L'Inspecteur #44382
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30065 #21907
Level 41
vision opt in flags (4)
(1)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Waxy Wayfinder #41703
Level 87
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #28908
Level 93
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stealth Steeler
Level 71
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Megapixel Beard
Level 48 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30081 #17179
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 62 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe #50093
Level 82 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30471 #9970
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Warsworn Helmet
Level 57
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
(1)
Unknown Item 30173 #20769
Level 35
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 62 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30471 #7224
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Scrap Pack #40568
Level 54 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time #46023
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Purrer
Level 78 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 25
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 95 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Scrap Sack
Level 19 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
(1)
Unknown Item 30379 #11607
Level 60
(1)
Jingle Belt #45068
Level 14 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Warsworn Helmet
Level 9
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30379 #8413
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Waxy Wayfinder #42182
Level 78
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos #39318
Level 11 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 72 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30101 #22748
Level 85
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #45983
Level 24 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 80 Hat
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 91
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30416 #14041
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 1038 #26230
Level 13
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bushman's Boonie
Level 34
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche
Level 40 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117 #22432
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche
Level 32 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial #56503
Level 78 Hat
(1)
Doctor's Sack #51795
Level 52 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30087 #21989
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 96 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 2
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117 #22964
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181 #20732
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
U-clank-a
Level 73
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 1087 #13732
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30320
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30471 #11234
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30327
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30065 #19737
Level 76
vision opt in flags (4)
(1)
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 11 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #4803
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos
Level 91 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 6
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 94 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Unknown Item 30080 #15842
Level 69
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 19 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30358
Level 56
(1)
Plug-In Prospector
Level 77 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
(1)
Unknown Item 30553
Level 11
(1065353216)
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 18 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Deadliest Duckling #34707
Level 4 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 66 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #44809
Level 51 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 36 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
(1)
Unknown Item 30543
Level 33
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 42
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30379 #11661
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wilson Weave #18851
Level 93 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
Unknown Item 30416 #14715
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30738
Level 40
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #893
Level 93 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30517
Level 83
(1)
K-9 Mane #35026
Level 77
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact
Level 64 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Last Straw #26635
Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 46 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Professor's Pineapple #38039
Level 32 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30512
Level 87
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 23 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Warsworn Helmet
Level 56
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 76 Hat
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #50580
Level 31 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vox Diabolus #28601
Level 27
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Goggles #46507
Level 28 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cockfighter #29048
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 28 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 57
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 94
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
(1)
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30086 #18500
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hitt Mann Badge #32970
Level 62 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
"Once A Bear Now A Hat"
Level 98
"Little bear tryed to attack family he is now pretty hat."
()
()
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #26864
Level 28 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
Doctor's Sack #23450
Level 100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 6 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 3
(1)
Vox Diabolus #27300
Level 96
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30532
Level 28
(1)
One-Man Army #47005
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 43
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30348 #12296
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 1072
Level 10
(1)
(1)
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 26
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30086
Level 52
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience #44066
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote #36612
Level 42 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30122
Level 31
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 56 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #8065
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30358
Level 19
(1)
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 30 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 39 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Data Mining Light
Level 16 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Birdcage #47362
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 75 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 1087 #12052
Level 65
(1)
Strange
Level 10
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
(1.75)
U-clank-a
Level 23
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30109 #16259
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30098
Level 57
(1)
Armored Authority
Level 79 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30109 #16812
Level 91
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30075
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30079 #22701
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30607 #8881
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sober Stuntman
Level 33 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 17 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Couvre Corner #47746
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30607
Level 71
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 75
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Wilson Weave #23830
Level 2 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30070
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30116 #22809
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30358
Level 5
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 68
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Cold War Luchador #44299
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30321
Level 96
(1)
Fortune Hunter #28717
Level 83 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 93 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30421 #13906
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tavish DeGroot Experience #46426
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 47
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30418 #7117
Level 9
(1)
L'Inspecteur #43755
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30348 #8777
Level 22
(1)
Pocket Purrer #35771
Level 80 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #30412
Level 98
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Virtual Reality Headset #42511
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Express #34352
Level 65
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
(1)
Unknown Item 30350 #11985
Level 43
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ze Goggles
Level 23 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Unknown Item 30567 #7464
Level 71
(1)
Clan Pride #45281
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 83 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles #46884
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 55 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Strange Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
(0.9)
Unknown Item 30128 #21711
Level 40
(1)
Lumbricus Lid
Level 66 Hat
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30172 #21361
Level 72
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Express #32750
Level 10
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
(1)
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 58 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
(1)
Unknown Item 30379
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30374
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 40
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 41 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whale Bone Charm #31896
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home #38768
Level 94
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ze Goggles
Level 72 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Genuine Area 451
Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Frenchman's Beret
Level 6 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #20979
Level 71
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #24341
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
Combat Medic's Crusher Cap #23405
Level 36
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30128 #5723
Level 70
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30516
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30421
Level 3
(1)
Merc Medal #43011
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
War Head #45476
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 44 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1087 #5582
Level 41
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 49
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Unknown Item 30663
Level 62
(10)
(1)
(1)
Battle Bob
Level 38
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Shoes
Level 85 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #24499
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #52764
Level 75 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 97 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #38885
Level 30
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #28999
Level 78
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cockfighter #25759
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
(1)
Unknown Item 30119 #22146
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 95
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 11 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 76 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30749
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30093 #21709
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 30567
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30374 #11353
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30141 #21920
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wilson Weave #28327
Level 2 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Unknown Item 30119 #22892
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30183 #20804
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30543
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30522
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30098 #7979
Level 48
(1)
Private Eye
Level 72 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30558
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30109 #16140
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30360 #12319
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter #49978
Level 93 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30109 #18255
Level 53
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30749
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30368 #11783
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #51859
Level 32 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30391
Level 92
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30120 #21049
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30543
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30405
Level 79
(1)
One-Man Army #47245
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30080 #22969
Level 84
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rail Spikes #32225
Level 72 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nose Candy
Level 78 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
(1)
Rail Spikes #32639
Level 74 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30086 #21336
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30106
Level 15
(1)
Desert Marauder #56845
Level 42 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30124 #19059
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30471 #10346
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lone Star #29368
Level 43
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30105 #14942
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30179 #15392
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lone Star #35729
Level 27
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Desert Marauder #56555
Level 86 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #38997
Level 19 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 65 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30420 #2127
Level 94
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Unknown Item 1087
Level 1
(1)
"Jeep® 93"
Level 1 SMG
()
(0.505)
Unknown Item 30095 #16513
Level 38
(1)
"ㅇㅅㅇ"
Level 74
"ㅇㅅㅇ"
()
()
(1)
Private Eye
Level 68 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30647
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 27 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 48
(1)
Strange Private Eye
Level 29 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30522
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30520
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30122
Level 29
(1)
Quadwrangler #29502
Level 63 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30173 #20002
Level 86
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 2 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30338
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 1087 #13706
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30112
Level 78
(1)
Liquor Locker
Level 64 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 89 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 86
(1)
Lone Star #29371
Level 38
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30124 #19834
Level 68
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 34 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30647
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30124
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30132
Level 17
(1)
Doc's Holiday
Level 36 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 12 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30431
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30168
Level 88
(1)
Unknown Item 30132
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30175 #21200
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 46 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30558
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 65
(1)
Outback Intellectual #43727
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30558
Level 64
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30484 #10097
Level 97
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 35 Hat
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 16 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 26 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 65 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 51 Hat
(1)
Made Man
Level 14 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 12
(1)
Medi-Mask
Level 47 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
Unknown Item 30558
Level 41
(1)
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 53 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 39 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Strange SMG
Level 1 SMG
(0.505)
Strange Unknown Item 30651
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30543
Level 1
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 45 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
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Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 73 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 19
(1)
Medi-Mask
Level 43 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
Unknown Item 30132
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30563
Level 88
(1)
Unknown Item 30421
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 13
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 14 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30132 #22084
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30132
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30127 #21140
Level 11
(1)
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Unknown Item 30368 #4211
Level 65
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 5 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #37724
Level 94 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #29196
Level 38 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1073
Level 20
(1)
(1)
(1)
Flight of the Monarch
Level 29 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Unknown Item 30647
Level 42
(1)
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Unknown Item 30178
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #22760
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30431
Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30350 #12183
Level 87
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Strange
Level 5
(1)
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
(1)
Unknown Item 1038 #26511
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30472 #11199
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120
Level 44
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 4 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 53 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crafty Hair #19198
Level 16 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 30473 #10429
Level 60
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Quadwrangler #13000
Level 31 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
(1)
Unknown Item 30473 #10103
Level 97
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30411
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30495
Level 100
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 19
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30101
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 59
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 84 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Medi-Mask
Level 9 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30312
Level 89
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 89
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30480
Level 50
(1)
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora #13950
Level 54 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Infernal Impaler #42796
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Distinguished Rogue #32804
Level 56 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
(1)
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
(1)
Unknown Item 30128 #21500
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30540
Level 77
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30540
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30538
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30355 #12278
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1072
Level 10
(1)
(1)
(1)
#38597
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30105 #16884
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30123 #22189
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stereoscopic Shades #48206
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Goggles #51031
Level 93 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 73 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
Unknown Item 30140
Level 81
(1)
Data Mining Light
Level 23 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
(1)
Unknown Item 1091 #13255
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30337 #804
Level 6
(1)
Big Chief
Level 16 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30470 #10384
Level 4
(1)
Private Eye
Level 88 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30362 #12156
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30415 #9605
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 30120 #22830
Level 25
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 53 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30556
Level 43
(1065353216)
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 42
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 68
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Hotrod
Level 36 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 81 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Unknown Item 30108 #13297
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
(1065353216)
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 50 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 49 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Data Mining Light
Level 71 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
(1)
Unknown Item 30372 #9310
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30121
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30121
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30416 #13247
Level 33
(1)
Quadwrangler #34249
Level 55 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stainless Pot
Level 77 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 10
(1)
Level 52
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 88 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 4
(1)
Executioner
Level 6
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Unknown Item 30124
Level 90
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 16
(1)
Desert Marauder
Level 30 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 65
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 87 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 82
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 11 Hat
(1)
Chief Constable #33672
Level 91
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 21 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30556
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30411
Level 64
(1)
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 72 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
(1)
Unknown Item 30322
Level 61
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 46 Hat
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 3 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 77 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
(1)
Brigade Helm
Level 86 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30365 #6729
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30415 #14224
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30378
Level 59
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 78 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Unknown Item 30086
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30087 #22420
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30470 #6646
Level 24
(1)
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 9 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 18 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Outback Intellectual #29028
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 82
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prancer's Pride
Level 40 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30372 #11552
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30414 #13062
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30337
Level 24
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 25
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Cold Killer #30906
Level 35
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
Cold Killer
Level 40
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
Unknown Item 30110 #22887
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30115
Level 78
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 70 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30651
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30547
Level 16
(1)
Strange Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 79
(1)
Football Helmet
Level 69 Hat
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 50 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Sleeves
Level 4 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30558
Level 16
(1065353216)
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 8 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Unknown Item 30742
Level 43
(1)
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock #46228
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fancy Dress Uniform #37046
Level 77 Uniform
(1)
Unknown Item 30312
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30330
Level 29
(1)
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 11 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30319
Level 72
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30406
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30418 #14331
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grimm Hatte
Level 81 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 15 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 22 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 56 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 42 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 2 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 35 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 33 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Unknown Item 30322
Level 8
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 65 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Unknown Item 30357
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30428
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30401
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 3
(1)
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 29 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 64
(1)
Unknown Item 30431
Level 97
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 33 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30089
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30330
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 98 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 19 Hat
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 96 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 74 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 29 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 22 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 33 Hat
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 64 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 82 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
Attendant
Level 24 Hat
(1)
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 28 Hat
(1)
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 8 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 99 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 31 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 15 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 2 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 2 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 73 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 15 Hat
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 63 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 93 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 81 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Attendant
Level 64 Hat
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Big Chief
Level 97 Hat
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 53 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 4 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 84 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 91 Hat
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 27 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 43 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 28 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 84 Hat
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 63 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30571 #1162
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buckaroos Hat
Level 48 Hat
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 61 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 61 Hat
(1)
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 62
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 73 Hat
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 22 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 54 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 77 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 19 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 25
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 78 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 20 Hat
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 61 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 57 Hat
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 53 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 25 Hat
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 82 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 58 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 72
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 81 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 6 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 41 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 54 Hat
(1)
Attendant
Level 53 Hat
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 10 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 24
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 69 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Buckaroos Hat
Level 64 Hat
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 94 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Unknown Item 30347
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30178
Level 33
(1)
Strange
Level 5
(1)
Warsworn Helmet
Level 85
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 67 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Sign of the Wolf's School #51722
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 79
(1)
Soldered Sensei
Level 18 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
Unknown Item 30756
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30411 #8975
Level 65
(1)
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 55 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Unknown Item 30076 #22980
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30405 #13503
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30423 #6408
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30064 #904
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30738
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30738
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 1038 #10174
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30139
Level 44
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 68 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt #45526
Level 25 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30190
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30423
Level 95
(1)
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 11 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 83 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #27315
Level 30
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30431
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30430
Level 90
(1)
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 39 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
Brütal Bouffant #25213
Level 91 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 97
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30185
Level 23
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen #39078
Level 88
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30580
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 98 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30561
Level 83
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 11 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 95
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 35
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 27
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Cremator's Conscience #43287
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30342
Level 24
(1)
Deadliest Duckling #34478
Level 85 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flight of the Monarch
Level 45 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 55 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Combat Medic's Crusher Cap #19255
Level 33
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30092
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30118 #22654
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30607
Level 66
(1)
Chief Constable #33700
Level 98
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 25 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Unknown Item 30099 #16488
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 30750
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30179 #20175
Level 35
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 6 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Russian Rocketeer #35890
Level 18
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30564 #8314
Level 66
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30186 #21571
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30078 #22036
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
DethKapp #29458
Level 75
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30644
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Dead Cone #51696
Level 44 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30348 #6049
Level 78
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Attendant
Level 35 Hat
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 59
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Unknown Item 30358 #11053
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30082 #22876
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #33924
Level 29 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30089 #22819
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pencil Pusher #47352
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30349 #9267
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Villain's Veil #51578
Level 42 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30076
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30539
Level 7
(1065353216)
(1)
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 21 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
(1)
Unknown Item 30337 #11900
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30110
Level 45
(1)
Cold Killer
Level 36
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
Unknown Item 30357 #12066
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30347
Level 57
(1)
Digit Divulger
Level 58 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
(1)
Unknown Item 30185 #21636
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30097 #22034
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30344 #12239
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30121 #21834
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
#38768
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 15
(1)
Unknown Item 30323
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30378 #7756
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bird-Man of Aberdeen #39100
Level 33
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30362 #8479
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dead Cone
Level 8 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote #20812
Level 26 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30086 #22615
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30337
Level 54
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 9
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
#34823
Level 72
(1)
Executioner
Level 43
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30078 #22547
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30323
Level 10
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 89 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Unknown Item 30394
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30162 #19416
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30745
Level 29
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30661
Level 1
(1)
(1)
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 18
(1)
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #24449
Level 83 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1094 #16944
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1124 #10034
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sir Hootsalot
Level 74
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Unknown Item 30190 #15816
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tin Pot
Level 24
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30556
Level 81
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30401
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30110 #22824
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30067
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30557
Level 44
(1065353216)
(1)
Milkman
Level 5 Hat
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 59 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 60 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 51 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 22 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 26 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 47 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 29 Hat
(1)
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 5 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 5 Hat
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 25 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 57 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
Security Shades
Level 33 Hat
(1)
Lone Star #34463
Level 66
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 34 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Purity Fist
Level 10
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 43 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 92 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 31 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 57
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 5 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Hat of Cards
Level 13
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 7 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 35 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 44 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Level 73
(1)
Front Runner
Level 32
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 47 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 25 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 35
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 53
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 89 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Unknown Item 30074
Level 39
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Unknown Item 30062 #21796
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 25
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Front Runner
Level 22
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 49 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30089
Level 40
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 25
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Unknown Item 30097
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30116
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 68
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30074
Level 27
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 5 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30312
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 30306
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30410
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30317
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30564 #8243
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30423
Level 31
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 30567
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30137
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30130
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30140
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 24
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 74 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Unknown Item 30133
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 1095
Level 64
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 44
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30074
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30661
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Security Shades
Level 14 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30388
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 1095 #1908
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30187 #21457
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Villain's Veil #51229
Level 5 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold Killer
Level 56
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
Unknown Item 30415
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30376 #12282
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Stahlhelm #47392
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
DethKapp #32341
Level 68
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30375 #4233
Level 2
(1)
Unknown Item 30375
Level 1
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 18 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30746
Level 16
(50)
(1)
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 48 Hat
(1)
Business Casual #33346
Level 10 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30339 #11386
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30553
Level 9
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30415
Level 6
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 29 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30744
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Quadwrangler #29566
Level 65 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
(1)
Unknown Item 30140 #22340
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Genuine Unknown Item 30741
Level 1
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 30741
Level 1
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30376
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30378
Level 88
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30343
Level 82
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 11 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Der Wintermantel
Level 92 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
Cool Breeze
Level 87 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30569
Level 83
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 94 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Unknown Item 30124
Level 24
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 42 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Virus Doctor
Level 19 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
(1)
Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 9
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30339
Level 17
(1)
"I Mustache you a question"
Level 55
"But I'll shave it for later"
()
()
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30182
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30470 #10704
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googly Gazer
Level 75 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
That '70s Chapeau #33399
Level 14
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30400 #14707
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30129
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 1088 #14125
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30378 #11797
Level 5
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 17 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30753
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Track Terrorizer
Level 77 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
(1)
Fast Learner
Level 21 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Letch's LED
Level 28 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
(1)
Unknown Item 30540
Level 63
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30564 #8853
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 90
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Unknown Item 30190
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30395
Level 4
(1)
Front Runner
Level 61
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
Hero's Hachimaki #52132
Level 76 Hat
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 46
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30097 #22798
Level 88
(1)
Antlers #26321
Level 71
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #508
Level 29 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30129 #17172
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30306
Level 54
(1)
Cool Breeze
Level 96 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 51 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Unknown Item 30105
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 64
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30754
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 38 Hat
(1)
Strange
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30374 #12533
Level 5
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30376
Level 99
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30078
Level 91
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30745
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30426
Level 32
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30131
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30305
Level 3
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 50 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1073
Level 20
(1)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30182
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30424 #13757
Level 75
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30100 #12798
Level 45
(1)
Anger #48788
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1088 #14038
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Your Worst Nightmare #42810
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30170 #15355
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30746
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30127
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 38
(1)
Unknown Item 30137
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30105
Level 3
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Big Country
Level 95
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Wraith Wrap
Level 15 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30133
Level 8
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 76 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 38
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30335
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30173
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 19
(1)
Big Country
Level 5
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Unknown Item 30182
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30133
Level 64
(1)
Unknown Item 30137
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 39
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30396
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 71
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Brown Bomber #44602
Level 47
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30331
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30400 #13712
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30310
Level 84
(1)
Unknown Item 30553
Level 54
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Villain's Veil #52101
Level 71 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold Killer #13359
Level 21
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30310
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30170 #19929
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
HazMat Headcase
Level 34 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
Unknown Item 30430
Level 95
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 12 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 71
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 84 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30332
Level 58
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 74 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 31
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 68 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 55 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 73 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 85 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30421
Level 61
(1)
Brigade Helm
Level 87 Hat
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Bonk Boy #63044
Level 87 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30556
Level 19
(1)
Bolgan
Level 83
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
HazMat Headcase #37475
Level 17 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30140 #21959
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30394
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30325
Level 96
(1)
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30685
Level 38
(1)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30074
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30084 #18882
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30134 #22434
Level 61
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30400
Level 85
(1)
Bearded Bombardier
Level 47 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30129 #19327
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30142
Level 54
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Noh Mercy
Level 95 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30100 #16831
Level 49
(1)
Tuxxy #24124
Level 41 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
Tuxxy
Level 45 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Fancy Dress Uniform #45562
Level 8 Uniform
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30328
Level 33
(1)
Tuxxy
Level 19 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30085
Level 54
(1)
Engineer's Cap
Level 99 Hat
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Der Wintermantel #31290
Level 15 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Teufort Tooth Kicker #38387
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Outback Intellectual #1501
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 3 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Unknown Item 30127 #22715
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cool Breeze #31014
Level 55 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30329
Level 66
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Texas Half-Pants
Level 64 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 91 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Unknown Item 30410
Level 24
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 89 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 60 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 34 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
(1)
Unknown Item 30130
Level 28
(1)
Der Wintermantel
Level 29 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 99 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 59 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Unknown Item 30182
Level 81
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 50 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 30571
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30179
Level 53
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mutton Mann #31537
Level 1 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30083
Level 60
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 74
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30538
Level 49
(1065353216)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Strange
Level 10
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
(1.75)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 37
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 30335
Level 65
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
That '70s Chapeau #33252
Level 22
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 100 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30742
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30700
Level 37
(1)
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 63 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Winter Wonderland Wrap #30394
Level 17 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 19 Uniform
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Grimm Hatte
Level 79 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30581
Level 3
(1)
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30366 #10821
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30187 #21241
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Cold Killer #31217
Level 7
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #48249
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30073
Level 32
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap #29502
Level 23 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30319
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 99
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Hero's Hachimaki #51598
Level 48 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30405
Level 79
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Carl #18556
Level 32 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
(1)
Hunger Force #29052
Level 93 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 5803
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5803
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5803
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 394 |
| Hats | 209 |
| Misc | 110 |
| Metal | 432 items worth 3104 scrap |
| Unknown | 544 |
| Total | 1689 |
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