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Ziruph ★

Western Wear
#45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
#49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
#55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
#56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
#56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
#57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
#57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
#59
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Slot Token - Primary
Slot Token - Melee
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Haunted Crone's Dome
Genuine Company Man
Ghastlier Gibus
Ghastlierest Gibus
Ellis' Cap
Ellis' Cap
Ellis' Cap
Ellis' Cap
Ellis' Cap
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The following items were recently received via trading and are not yet in the backpack:

Dual-Core Devil Doll
Full Metal Drill Hat
Platinum Pickelhaube
Grenadier's Softcap
Ellis' Cap
Unknown Item 30090
Reclaimed Metal
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul

The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:

Genuine Cold War Luchador
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Scout Soldier Pyro Demoman Heavy Engineer Medic Sniper Spy
Scout
(220 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(236 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(242 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(237 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(205 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(200 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(222 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(192 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(212 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)

Western Wear

Level 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(5021)


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(5021)


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(5021)


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(5021)


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(5021)


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(5021)


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(5021)


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(5021)


Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Genuine Brütal Bouffant

Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.



Haunted Crone's Dome

Level 27
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.



Genuine Company Man

Level 10 Hat


Ghastlier Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

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Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

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Ellis' Cap

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Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

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Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Executioner

Level 55
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)



Haunted Executioner

Level 100
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)



A Rather Festive Tree

Level 54


Full Head Of Steam

Level 22
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine That '70s Chapeau

Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.



Killer Exclusive #2105

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.


Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.


Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Modest Pile of Hat

Level 100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.


Vintage Modest Pile of Hat

Level 18 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.


Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.


Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 74 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.


Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.



Genuine Robot Chicken Hat

Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.



Genuine Cockfighter

Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.



Genuine

Level 1


Spiral Sallet

Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.



Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 77 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.



Genuine Point and Shoot

Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.



Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Brown Bomber #315

Level 35
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.



Genuine Awesomenauts Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.



Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Genuine Whale Bone Charm

Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.



Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 10 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin

Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.



Strange Spirit Of Giving

Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Professor Speks

Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Hitt Mann Badge

Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.



Genuine Merc Medal

Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.



Tux

Level 23 Mascot
Linux represent!

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Operation Steel Trap Badge

Level 6 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Operation Mecha Engine Badge

Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Operation Oil Spill Badge

Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Earbuds

Level 28 Hat
OSX represent!


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge




Level 33
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage

Level 14
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn


Genuine Atomic Accolade

Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.



Genuine Bolgan Family Crest

Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.



Rump-o'-Lantern #1916

Level 79 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine Mark of the Saint

Level 20 Badge


Genuine

Level 1


SpaceChem Pin

Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>


Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Merc's Muffler

Level 79 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!



License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Tuxxy

Level 28 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.



Something Special For Someone Special

Level 100 Ring
#Attrib_AcceptedWeddingRingAccount1
#Attrib_AcceptedWeddingRingAccount2

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Unknown Item 5654

Level 13
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(5655)


Unknown Item 5648

Level 13
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(5649)


Manniversary Package

Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.

This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.



Genuine Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

#Attrib_Unlimited


Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

#Attrib_Unlimited


Mann Co. Store Package

Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!



Taunt: The High Five!

Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.



Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.





Level 71
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.

#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.

#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Strange Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.

#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

(1)
(1.8)
(1.8)
(1.2)


Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

(1)
(1.8)
(1.8)
(1.2)


Strange Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

(1)
(1.8)
(1.8)
(1.2)


Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Vintage Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump


Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
(1)


Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump


Festive Scattergun

Level 1


"COCACOLA HYPE"

Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.

#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(0)


"ONION CUTTER"

Level 1 Scattergun
"You gonna cry now"
(0)
(0)


"Strange Super Shotgun"

Level 10 Scattergun
""Double flingue, Double bobo!""
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(0)
(0)


Strange Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.





Level 100
#Attrib_Cleaver_Description
#Attrib_CritVsStunned
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Genuine

Level 1
#Attrib_Cleaver_Description
#Attrib_CritVsStunned
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?



Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Vintage Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.



Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased


Strange Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Winger

Level 2 Pistol
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1.25)


Winger

Level 15 Pistol
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1.25)


Winger

Level 15 Pistol
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1.25)


Winger

Level 15 Pistol
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1.25)


Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased


Strange Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Strange Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Bat Outta Hell

Level 5 Skull Bat


Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss


Strange Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss


Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased


Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death

#Attrib_MarkForDeath
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death

#Attrib_MarkForDeath
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Genuine Ham Shank

Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.



Genuine Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss




Level 42




Level 42


Strange

Level 42


Genuine Freedom Staff

Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.



Sandman

Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Sandman

Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Sandman

Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Vintage Sandman

Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Strange Sandman

Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan
"STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED"
(0)


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Strange Bat

Level 1 Bat


Strange Festive Holy Mackerel

Level 42


Flipped Trilby

Level 100 Hat


Genuine Cross-Comm Express

Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.



Void Monk Hair

Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 13 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Fed-Fightin' Fedora

Level 100 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.



Bonk Helm

Level 100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.


Vintage Bonk Helm

Level 37 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.


Batter's Helmet

Level 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!



Vintage Batter's Helmet

Level 6 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!



Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 86 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!


Robot Running Man

Level 100
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!



Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 100 Hat
Straight outta control point.


Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 56 Hat
Straight outta control point.


Bombing Run

Level 100 Hat
Death from above!


Genuine Hero's Tail

Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.



Hot Dogger #26

Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.



Backwards Ballcap

Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.



Hermes #8607

Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!

#Attrib_MakersMark


Vintage Whoopee Cap

Level 59 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.



Big Elfin Deal #17

Level 34 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.



Milkman

Level 100 Hat


Genuine Wilson Weave

Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!



Genuine Crafty Hair

Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.



Bonk Boy

Level 69 Hat


Teufort Tooth Kicker

Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.



Futankhamun

Level 82
#Attrib_Halloween_Item


Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul

Level 1


The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


Dillinger's Duffel

Level 100 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)



Bootie Time

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.

#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps


Stereoscopic Shades

Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.



Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!


Genuine Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.


Fast Learner

Level 86 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!



Track Terrorizer

Level 100 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.



Genuine

Level 1


Genuine

Level 1


Digit Divulger

Level 78 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.



Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.

#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty


Bazaar Bargain #130508

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.

#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
#Attrib_MakersMark


Strange Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.

#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty


Genuine AWPer Hand

Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.



Genuine Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer


Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.

#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative


Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Strange Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled




Level 10

( Not Tradable or Marketable )




Level 10


Vintage

Level 10


Festive Sniper Rifle

Level 1


"FEDEX"

Level 10
"Nobody ever notices the arrow."
(0)
(0)


"Handheld Portal Device Prototype"

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
"On Kill: Teleports Enemy to Spawn"
(0)
(0)


"TARGET NEUTRALIZED."

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
"Publish to Facebook?"
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
(0)
(0)


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased


Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description


Vintage Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description


Vintage Jarate

Level 22 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description


Strange Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description


Razorback

Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage Razorback

Level 2 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield


Strange SMG

Level 1 SMG


Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive


Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive


Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased


Strange Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased


Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Vintage Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Genuine Lone Star

Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.



Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Desert Marauder

Level 100 Hat


Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 20 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 78 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Holy Hunter

Level 75
#Attrib_Halloween_Item


Genuine Bushman's Boonie

Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.



Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 100 Hat


Liquidator's Lid

Level 100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.



Trophy Belt

Level 100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.



Vintage Trophy Belt

Level 74 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.



Master's Yellow Belt

Level 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.



Vintage Master's Yellow Belt

Level 5 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.



Bolted Bushman

Level 100
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.



Vintage Professional's Panama

Level 19 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.


Fruit Shoot #297

Level 42
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.



Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 100 Hat
Gone Snipin'.


Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 11 Hat
Gone Snipin'.


Your Worst Nightmare

Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.



Swagman's Swatter

Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.



Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi

Level 50 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.


Genuine Sydney Straw Boat

Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!



Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Genuine Doublecross-Comm

Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.



Genuine Deadliest Duckling

Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.



Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul

Level 1


Haunted Sir Hootsalot

Level 18
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.



Genuine Steel Songbird

Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?



Outback Intellectual

Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Villain's Veil

Level 100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.


Beggar's Bazooka

Level 100 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers


Strange Beggar's Bazooka

Level 100 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers


Liberty Launcher

Level 3 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Strange Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Strange Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Genuine Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased


Vintage Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased


Strange Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased


Festive Rocket Launcher

Level 1


Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.

#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence


Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.

#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence


Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.

#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence


"FOX NEWS"

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
"Accuracy May Vary"
(0)
(0)


"Want a piece of me?!"

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
(0)

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp


Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp


Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp


Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp


Strange Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp


Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Strange Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding


Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding


Genuine Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding


Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.



Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.



Genuine Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.



Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.





Level 5


Vintage

Level 5


Vintage Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction


Festive Buff Banner

Level 5


Strange Festive Buff Banner

Level 5


"GET OFF MY LAWN"

Level 1 Shotgun
"Damn Kids, Sentries aren't toys"
(0)
(0)


"Google Image Search"

Level 1 Shotgun
"If you don't keep the safety on, terrible things will happen."
(0)
(0)


Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Strange Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound


Vintage Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound


Genuine Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound


Strange Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound


Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing


Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing


Vintage Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing


Strange Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing


Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased


Vintage Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased


Escape Plan

Level 4 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing


Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing


Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing


Strange Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing


Strange Shovel

Level 1 Shovel


Armored Authority #3209

Level 100 Hat


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Conquistador

Level 100
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.



Defiant Spartan

Level 100


Genuine Doe-Boy

Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!



Helmet Without a Home

Level 100
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.



Exquisite Rack

Level 100


Furious Fukaamigasa

Level 100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.


Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet

Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.



Genuine Chief Constable

Level 1
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.



Genuine Hero's Hachimaki

Level 1 Hat


Honcho's Headgear

Level 100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)



Infernal Impaler #7078

Level 13 Hat


Battle Bob

Level 100
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.



Genuine Battle Bob

Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.



Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 100 Hat


Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 100 Hat


Lucky Shot

Level 100
Let's see you do that again, Private.


Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Dr's Dapper Topper

Level 100 Hat


Soldier's Stash

Level 100 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.



Vintage Soldier's Stash

Level 20 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.



Vintage Stainless Pot

Level 89 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.



Tin Pot

Level 100
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).



Vintage Tyrant's Helm

Level 36 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.



Chieftain's Challenge

Level 100 Hat


Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 3 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.



Hat With No Name

Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.


Killer's Kabuto

Level 100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



Vintage Killer's Kabuto

Level 83 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



Soldier's Slope Scopers

Level 100
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.



Team Captain

Level 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'


Grenadier's Softcap

Level 100 Hat


Lumbricus Lid

Level 100 Hat


All-Father #7539

Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!



Haunted Bonedolier

Level 100 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.



Captain's Cocktails

Level 82
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!



Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul

Level 1


Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe

Level 100 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Genuine Professor's Pineapple

Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.



Ornament Armament

Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.



Kringle Collection

Level 100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.



Genuine Menpo

Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!



Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive


Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!

#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive


Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode


Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode


Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode


Vintage Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Strange Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode


Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (1099431936)
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact


Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (1099431936)
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact


Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (1099431936)
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact


Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
override projectile type (1099431936)
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact


Strange Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher


Festive Grenade Launcher

Level 1


Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.

#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.

#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)


Vintage Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.

#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)


Vintage Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.

#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)


Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty


Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty


Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty


Vintage Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty


Strange Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty


Strange Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
override projectile type (1096810496)
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence


Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
override projectile type (1096810496)
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
override projectile type (1096810496)
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence


Festive Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1


Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 60 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 75 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Strange Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Vintage Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Strange Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Vintage Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Strange Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty


Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty


Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty


Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty


Genuine Bolgan

Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.



Buccaneer's Bicorne #9207

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Conjurer's Cowl

Level 70 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Demoman's Fro

Level 100


Vintage Demoman's Fro

Level 48


Vintage Glengarry Bonnet

Level 33 Hat


Genuine Glengarry Bonnet

Level 30 Hat


Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 100 Hat


Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 60 Hat


Carouser's Capotain

Level 100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.


Genuine Samur-Eye

Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war



Hustler's Hallmark

Level 100 Hat


Vintage Hustler's Hallmark

Level 100 Hat


Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'



Tippler's Tricorne

Level 100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.



Vintage Tippler's Tricorne

Level 83 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.



Sober Stuntman

Level 100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.


Grenadier Helm

Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.



Unknown Item 30112

Level 26


Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Private Eye

Level 100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.


Reggaelator

Level 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.


Scotch Bonnet

Level 100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!


Sultan's Ceremonial

Level 100 Hat


Tam O' Shanter

Level 100 Hat


Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 100


Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)

Level 41 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.



Genuine Blind Justice

Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!



Battery Bandolier

Level 100
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].



Bearded Bombardier

Level 100 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Aladdin's Private Reserve

Level 100 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Bird-Man of Aberdeen

Level 100
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!



Snapped Pupil

Level 100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?


Pickled Paws

Level 67
#Attrib_Halloween_Item


Pickled Paws

Level 75
#Attrib_Halloween_Item


Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul

Level 1


A Whiff of the Old Brimstone

Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.



Cool Breeze

Level 100 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.


Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine King of Scotland Cape

Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.



Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced


Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced


Vintage Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced


Strange Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced


Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%

#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%

#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Strange Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%

#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain


Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain


Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain


Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain


Vintage Blutsauger

Level 99 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain


Strange Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain


Strange Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun


Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost


Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost


Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost


Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost


Vintage Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost


Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
#Attrib_OverhealAmount_Negative


Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
#Attrib_OverhealAmount_Negative


Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
#Attrib_OverhealAmount_Negative


Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
#Attrib_OverhealAmount_Negative


Strange Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
#Attrib_OverhealAmount_Negative


Strange Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
#Attrib_OverhealAmount_Negative


Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.

#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.03)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.75)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.01)


Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.

#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.03)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.75)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.01)


Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.

#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.03)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.75)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.01)


Strange Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Strange Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Festive Medi Gun

Level 1


"Heal-A-Ton 3000"

Level 1 Medi Gun
(0)


"Portable All-Crit Server"

Level 8 Medi Gun
"Friends don't want to die in one hit? Bring the fun to them!"
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
(0)
(0)


"PROTECT ME YOU RETARD!"

Level 1 Medi Gun
"Why are you reading this?! Shoot everyone!"
(0)
(0)


Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal


Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal


Vintage Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal


Strange Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth




Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative




Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative




Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage

Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Strange

Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Strange Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Festive Ubersaw

Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Strange Festive Ubersaw

Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 100 Hat


Doctor's Sack

Level 100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.


German Gonzila

Level 100 Hat


Grimm Hatte

Level 100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.



Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 60 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 80 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.



Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.


Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 86 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.


Vintage Tyrolean

Level 100 Hat


Vintage Vintage Tyrolean

Level 19 Hat


Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 20 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.



Geisha Boy

Level 100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair



Genuine Geisha Boy

Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair



Vintage Ze Goggles

Level 16 Glasses
Nothing


Surgeon's Stahlhelm

Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!



Genuine Planeswalker Helm

Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.


Gentleman's Ushanka

Level 100
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.



Genuine Archimedes

Level 90
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.



Blighted Beak

Level 100 Hat


Dr. Whoa #322

Level 15 Shirt


Doc's Holiday

Level 100 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.



Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul

Level 1


Surgeon's Side Satchel

Level 100 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.



Medi-Mask

Level 100 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.



Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 100 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 47 Hat
"And so in the early times, man combined 3 refined to forge this
fabric mask."

(0)


Couvre Corner

Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.



Nine-Pipe Problem

Level 70 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Surgeon's Stethoscope

Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.


Genuine Quadwrangler

Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!



Genuine Scrap Pack

Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.



Vintage Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable or Marketable )




Level 34
#Attrib_Ring_Of_Fire_While_Aiming
#Attrib_Uses_Ammo_While_Aiming




Level 51
#Attrib_Ring_Of_Fire_While_Aiming
#Attrib_Uses_Ammo_While_Aiming




Level 100
#Attrib_Ring_Of_Fire_While_Aiming
#Attrib_Uses_Ammo_While_Aiming


Genuine

Level 1
#Attrib_Ring_Of_Fire_While_Aiming
#Attrib_Uses_Ammo_While_Aiming


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Strange Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased


Vintage Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased


Strange Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Festive Minigun

Level 1


Strange Festive Minigun

Level 1


"THE GARDEN HOSE"

Level 1 Minigun
"Because playing Heavy is exactly like watering your garden."
(0)
(0)


Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?



Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?



Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?



Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?



Family Business

Level 1 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Family Business

Level 4 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative




Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable )




Level 1




Level 1




Level 1


Vintage

Level 1


Vintage

Level 42


Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth


Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth


Vintage Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth


Apoco-Fists #10979

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

#Attrib_CritKillWillGib


Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased


Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage


Strange Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage


Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Strange Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Vintage Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Strange Fists

Level 1 Fists


Big Chief

Level 100 Hat


Coupe D'isaster

Level 100 Hat


Football Helmet

Level 100 Hat


Vintage Football Helmet

Level 75 Hat


Tough Guy's Toque

Level 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.



Vintage Tough Guy's Toque

Level 63 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.



Officer's Ushanka

Level 100
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.



Vintage Officer's Ushanka

Level 43
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.



Vintage Heavy Duty Rag

Level 100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.


Hound Dog

Level 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Vintage Hound Dog

Level 78 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Outdoorsman

Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.


Outdoorsman

Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.


Soviet Gentleman

Level 100 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"



Pugilist's Protector

Level 9 Hat


Genuine Dread Knot

Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair



Magnificent Mongolian

Level 100 Hat


Genuine Pilotka

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Pounding Father

Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.



Genuine Purity Fist

Level 10


Unknown Item 30074

Level 16


Toss-Proof Towel

Level 100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.



Apparatchik's Apparel

Level 100 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.



Heavy's Hockey Hair

Level 47 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.



Genuine Siberian Sophisticate

Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.



Soviet Stitch-Up

Level 41
#Attrib_Halloween_Item


Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up

Level 68
#Attrib_Halloween_Item


Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul

Level 1


Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


Strange Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased


Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased


Vintage Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased


Strange Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased


Strange Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Festive Flame Thrower

Level 1


"Glorified Cigarette Lighter"

Level 10 Flame Thrower
"Can also be used to light frenchmen"
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
(0)
(0)


Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Vintage Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Strange Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased


Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased


Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased


Strange Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased


Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced


Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced


Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced


Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced


Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced


Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced


Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced


Strange Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced


Lollichop

Level 87 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


Lollichop

Level 93 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


Lollichop

Level 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


Strange Lollichop

Level 48 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning


Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning


Genuine Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased




Level 9
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled




Level 47
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled




Level 76
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled




Level 76
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled




Level 84
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled




Level 88
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled




Level 100
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Genuine

Level 1
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Strange

Level 100
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased


Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased


Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased


Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased


Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased


Strange Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased


Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

#Attrib_DamageAllConnected


Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

#Attrib_DamageAllConnected


Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

#Attrib_DamageAllConnected




Level 10
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning


Vintage

Level 10
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning


Vintage

Level 100
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning


Strange

Level 10
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Vintage Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased


Strange Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased


Strange Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe


Bubble Pipe

Level 100
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Hottie's Hoodie

Level 100
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.



Head Warmer

Level 9
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.



Genuine Person in the Iron Mask

Level 1
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.



Prancer's Pride

Level 100 Hat


Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.


Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 18 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.


Brigade Helm

Level 100 Hat


Vintage Brigade Helm

Level 70 Hat


Vintage Pyro's Beanie

Level 72 Hat


Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 57 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.


Waxy Wayfinder

Level 100
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Little Buddy #12090

Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Flamboyant Flamenco

Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.



Vintage Vintage Merryweather

Level 71 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.



Pyromancer's Mask

Level 100 Hat


Handyman's Handle

Level 100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.


Bolted Birdcage

Level 100 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.



Attendant

Level 100 Hat


Genuine Area 451

Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.



Genuine Russian Rocketeer

Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!



Apparition's Aspect #5294

Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark


Tribal Bones

Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.



Last Breath

Level 13 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul

Level 1


Unknown Item 30089

Level 5


Vintage Foster's Facade

Level 1 Hat


Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf

Level 1 Hat


Pyrotechnic Tote

Level 100 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel?  Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?



Burning Bongos

Level 50 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


HazMat Headcase

Level 100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.



Vintage Whiskered Gentleman

Level 85 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.



Infernal Orchestrina

Level 100 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(2)


Sight for Sore Eyes

Level 100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.


Winter Wonderland Wrap

Level 100 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!



Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Genuine Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Strange Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
#Attrib_CloakConsumeRate_Decreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Strange L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
#Attrib_CloakConsumeRate_Decreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative




Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative




Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative




Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Vintage

Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Strange

Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Strange Festive Ambassador

Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Strange Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Big Earner

Level 2 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Strange Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Black Rose

Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise


Strange Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Vintage Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Genuine Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Strange Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Genuine Sharp Dresser

Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.



Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire


Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire


Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire


Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire


Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire


Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire


Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire


Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire


Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire


Spy-cicle #345322

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
#Attrib_MakersMark


Wanga Prick #52409

Level 99 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise


Strange Knife

Level 1 Knife


Festive Knife

Level 1


Strange Festive Knife

Level 1




Level 18
#Attrib_Sapper_Degenerates_Buildings
#Attrib_Sapper_Damage_Penalty




Level 24
#Attrib_Sapper_Degenerates_Buildings
#Attrib_Sapper_Damage_Penalty




Level 100
#Attrib_Sapper_Degenerates_Buildings
#Attrib_Sapper_Damage_Penalty


Genuine

Level 1
#Attrib_Sapper_Degenerates_Buildings
#Attrib_Sapper_Damage_Penalty


"A Sudden interruption"

Level 1 Sapper
"We interrupt this sentry for 'breaking' news!"
(0)
(0)


Genuine Quäckenbirdt

Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.



Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased


Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased


Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased


Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased


Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased


Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased


Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate


Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate


Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate


Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate


Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate


Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate


Strange Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate


"Golden Watch"

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
(0)

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Cosa Nostra Cap

Level 32 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.



Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin

Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!



Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Ninja Cowl

Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."



Janissary Ketche

Level 100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.



Backbiter's Billycock

Level 29 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.



Vintage Backbiter's Billycock

Level 41 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.



Fancy Fedora

Level 100
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.



Vintage Fancy Fedora

Level 74
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.



Frenchman's Beret

Level 100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.


Vintage Frenchman's Beret

Level 11 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.


Hat of Cards

Level 100
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!



Magistrate's Mullet

Level 100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.



Vintage Magistrate's Mullet

Level 22 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.



Familiar Fez

Level 100 Hat


Haunted Exorcizor

Level 12 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!



Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul

Level 1


Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul

Level 1


Made Man

Level 55 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.


Le Party Phantom

Level 100


Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel


Vintage Camera Beard

Level 7 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Spectre's Spectacles

Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.


Noh Mercy

Level 100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask



Genuine Noh Mercy

Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask



Business Casual

Level 48 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.



Cut Throat Concierge

Level 100 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType


Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType


Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType


Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType


Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType


Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType


Genuine Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit




Level 5
#Attrib_SentryKilledRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative

( Not Tradable or Marketable )




Level 5
#Attrib_SentryKilledRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Vintage

Level 5
#Attrib_SentryKilledRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Strange

Level 5
#Attrib_SentryKilledRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Festive Frontier Justice

Level 5
#Attrib_SentryKilledRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Rescue Ranger

Level 48 Shotgun
#Attrib_Building_Telporting_PickUp
#Attrib_ArrowHealsBuildings
override projectile type (1099956224)
#Attrib_MarkedForDeathOnBuildingPickup
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark


"THE WINDOWMAKER"

Level 5 Shotgun
"Prepare for a world of PANE!"
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
(0)
(0)


Genuine Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(36)


Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.



Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.



Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.



Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.



Vintage Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.



Jag

Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Jag

Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Jag

Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Jag

Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Jag

Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Jag

Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Strange Jag

Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative


Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased


Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased


Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased


Vintage Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased


Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Vintage Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Festive Wrench

Level 1


Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings


Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings


"Aimbot V 1.0"

Level 15 Robot Arm
"Earlier versions cost a bit more than the current ones."
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(0)
(0)


"THE BABYSITTER"

Level 1 Wrench
"Waah, waah, sentry needs more metal!"
(0)
(0)


Big Country

Level 100
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.


Buckaroos Hat

Level 100 Hat


Industrial Festivizer

Level 73
#Attrib_MakersMark


Vintage Texas Ten Gallon

Level 34 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.



Vintage Mining Light

Level 94
For Engineers with bright ideas.


Tin-1000

Level 26
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!



Engineer's Cap

Level 100 Hat


Vintage Engineer's Cap

Level 7 Hat


Safe'n'Sound

Level 100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!



Vintage Safe'n'Sound

Level 77 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!



Pencil Pusher

Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.


Vintage Hotrod

Level 93 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.



Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 34 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Ol' Geezer

Level 100 Hat
Get off mah land!


Professor's Peculiarity

Level 35
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.



Genuine Vox Diabolus

Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.



Brainiac Goggles

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.



Texas Half-Pants

Level 100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.



Pocket Purrer

Level 100 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.



Googly Gazer

Level 65 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.



Genuine Grizzled Growth

Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.



Prairie Heel Biters

Level 15 Spurs


Frontier Flyboy

Level 86
#Attrib_Halloween_Item


Legend of Bugfoot

Level 85
#Attrib_Halloween_Item


Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul

Level 1


Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!


Genuine Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!


Teddy Roosebelt

Level 18 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!



Wingstick

Level 10 Wingstick


Genuine Wingstick

Level 10 Wingstick


Stocking Stuffer

Level 100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.





Level 1


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




Level 1




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe




Level 1




Level 1


Bottle

Level 1 Bottle




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




Level 1


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun




Level 1


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw




Level 1


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver




Level 1


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch




Level 1


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




Level 1




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe




Level 1




Level 1


Bottle

Level 1 Bottle




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




Level 1


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun




Level 1


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw




Level 1


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch




Level 1


Dual-Core Devil Doll

Level 100 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.



Full Metal Drill Hat

Level 100 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!



Platinum Pickelhaube

Level 100 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.



Grenadier's Softcap

Level 45 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Unknown Item 30090

Level 100
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul

Level 1


Genuine Cold War Luchador

Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.



Genuine Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

#Attrib_CritKillWillGib


Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.


Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.


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Item Summary

Item TypeCount
Normal714
Hats197
Misc73
Metal1 item worth 3 scrap
Unknown6
Total991

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