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Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealthDrain
(equipped)
Level 10
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Pile o' Gifts
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to up to 23 other people on the server!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Iron Curtain
(equipped)
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Vintage
Level 1
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Killing Gloves of Boxing
(equipped)
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Degreaser
(equipped)
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Flare Gun
(equipped)
Level 10 Flare Gun
(equipped)
Level 10
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 5
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Gunboats
(equipped)
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Equalizer
(equipped)
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Level 5
L'Etranger
(equipped)
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Your Eternal Reward
(equipped)
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Enthusiast's Timepiece
(equipped)
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
override projectile type (14)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 6 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Frying Pan
(equipped)
Level 5 Frying Pan
Level 10
Sydney Sleeper
(equipped)
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Darwin's Danger Shield
(equipped)
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bushwacka
(equipped)
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
"This is my BOOMSTICK!"
(equipped)
Level 5
"This sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, MI."
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Southern Hospitality
(equipped)
Level 20 Wrench
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
"Dick Cheney's #1 F.a.N"
(equipped)
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
(equipped)
Level 42
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
Whiskered Gentleman
(equipped)
Level 51 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Attendant
Level 45 Hat
Vintage Merryweather
Level 8 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
(equipped)
Level 24 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 24 Hat
Brigade Helm
Level 75 Hat
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 84 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Handyman's Handle
Level 71 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Napper's Respite
Level 44 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Physician's Procedure Mask
(equipped)
Level 28 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Ze Goggles
Level 42 Glasses
Nothing
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 78 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 53 Hat
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 43 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Old Guadalajara
Level 64 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Camera Beard
Level 43 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Familiar Fez
Level 82 Hat
Fancy Fedora
Level 81
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 28 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 55 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 44 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Détective Noir
(equipped)
Level 35 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
(equipped)
Level 24 Hat
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 1 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 28 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 64 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Professional's Panama
Level 32 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Trophy Belt
Level 73 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 49 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
"Medal of the Apocalypse"
(equipped)
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Grenadier's Softcap
(equipped)
Level 92 Hat
Lumbricus Lid
Level 23 Hat
Soldier's Stash
Level 79 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Stainless Pot
Level 100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 10 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Killer's Kabuto
Level 74 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 4 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Stout Shako
Level 35 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Tippler's Tricorne
(equipped)
Level 58 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 9 Hat
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 45 Hat
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 52 Hat
Demoman's Fro
Level 14
Sober Stuntman
Level 49 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 56 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 69 Hat
Unusual Hotrod
(equipped)
Level 30 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 89 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Safe'n'Sound
Level 94 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Engineer's Cap
Level 92 Hat
Mining Light
Level 42
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 84 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Lugermorph
(equipped)
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 85 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 57 Hat
Officer's Ushanka
Level 23
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
"Bubba Ho-Tep"
(equipped)
Level 73 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 21 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 97 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Hard Counter
Level 83 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 67 Hat
Football Helmet
Level 82 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 64 Hat
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Milkman
Level 40 Hat
Ye Olde Baker Boy
(equipped)
Level 93 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 46 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Whoopee Cap
Level 83 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Bonk Helm
Level 94 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Batter's Helmet
Level 21 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Bombing Run
Level 48 Hat
Death from above!
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 4 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 90 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Earbuds
(equipped)
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
Max's Severed Head
Level 33 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 37 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
License to Maim
(equipped)
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 68 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Voodoo Juju
(equipped)
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 5
Level 5
Level 5
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Level 10
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Level 10
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Level 10
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
Level 5
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Level 5
Level 5
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage
(equipped)
Level 68
Vintage Razorback
Level 37 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Vintage
Level 5
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Direct Hit
(equipped)
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Bonk Helm
Level 20 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 39 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5
Stocking Stuffer Key
Level 5 Tool
Someone left this key in your best pair of fightin' socks.
It looks like it will open any festive or normal crate.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"Dick Cheney's #1 F.a.N"
Level 10 Scattergun
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 93 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 92 Hat
"Medal of the Apocalypse"
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 24 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 51 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Level
Level
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 58 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
"Bubba Ho-Tep"
Level 73 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Unusual Hotrod
Level 30 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 28 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 24 Hat
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Détective Noir
Level 35 Hat
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
"Dick Cheney's #1 F.a.N"
Level 10 Scattergun
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 93 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 92 Hat
"Medal of the Apocalypse"
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 24 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 51 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Level
Level
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 58 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
"Bubba Ho-Tep"
Level 73 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Unusual Hotrod
Level 30 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 28 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 24 Hat
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Détective Noir
Level 35 Hat
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
Summary
Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 169 |
| Hats | 81 |
| Misc | 11 |
| Metal | 5 items worth 33 scrap |
| Total | 266 |
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