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The binding of Ministru
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Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Strange Filter: Nightfall (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Nightfall.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 87
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Executioner
Level 61
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 54
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Full Head Of Steam
Level 67
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
#Attrib_Merasmus_Hat_Level
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Twisting Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your discontent with the living.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 85 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 44 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 30 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 96 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 46 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 33 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Level 31
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 76
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Brown Bomber
Level 1
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Merc Medal #1167
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Tux
Level 94 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 10 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 10 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 4 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 73
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage
Level 88
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 7 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 26 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 85
( Not Usable in Crafting )
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
#Attrib_MakersMark
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Merc's Muffler
Level 21 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"TORI BLACK"
Level 20 Balloon
"Swallowing JIZZ since 1991"
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
#35254
Level 2
#Attrib_MakersMark
Level 23
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Force-A-Nature
Level 2 Scattergun
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Level 100
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
"La Browning 9 mm"
Level 1 Pistol
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
Unarmed Combat
Level 90 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unarmed Combat #14833
Level 97 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Strange Bat
Level 1 Bat
Flipped Trilby
Level 1 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Void Monk Hair
Level 24
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 60 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Superfan
Level 10
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 33 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 100 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 33 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Bot Dogger
Level 80 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Bonk Helm
Level 44 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 84 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 88 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 27 Hat
Straight outta control point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombing Run
Level 100 Hat
Death from above!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Front Runner
Level 100
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Whoopee Cap
Level 68 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Whoopee Cap
Level 99 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Big Elfin Deal
Level 100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Milkman
Level 62 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Boy
Level 73 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 76
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 16
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 71 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bolt Boy
Level 22 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sign of the Wolf's School #720
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Fast Learner
Level 100 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 27
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 100
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
Level 10
"Vitun kova"
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage
Level 10
Strange Festive Huntsman
Level 10
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
"Tschatschatscha"
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
Anger
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crocleather Slouch
Level 42
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Desert Marauder
Level 100 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 47 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Holy Hunter
Level 98
Larrikin Robin
Level 100 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 9 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Liquidator's Lid
Level 63 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Letch's LED
Level 12 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Trophy Belt
Level 89 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 1 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 38 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bolted Bushman
Level 100
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Professional's Panama
Level 71 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Professional's Panama
Level 100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fruit Shoot
Level 21
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 40 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 35 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flamingo Kid
Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Deadliest Duckling
Level 85 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Silver Bullets
Level 98
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 69 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 100 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Vintage
Level 5
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
"THE HUMAN HUNTING SHOTGUN"
Level 1 Shotgun
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Armored Authority
Level 42 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brain Bucket
Level 100 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Conquistador
Level 66
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Defiant Spartan
Level 1
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Helmet Without a Home
Level 55
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Exquisite Rack
Level 11
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Exquisite Rack
Level 14
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 88 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 100 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky Shot
Level 4
Let's see you do that again, Private.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky Shot
Level 9
Let's see you do that again, Private.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 87 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 39 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stash
Level 91 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stainless Pot
Level 1 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tyrant's Helm
Level 80 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 76 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 64 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Killer's Kabuto
Level 3 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stout Shako
Level 99 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 20 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Zipperface
Level 56
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 20 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Captain's Cocktails
Level 36
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 56 Uniform
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 74 Facial Hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
#Attrib_HalloweenSpell_RGB
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Menpo
Level 76 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
"Get Shitted on 2.0"
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
override projectile type (14)
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 78 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Demoman's Fro
Level 38
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 9 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 100 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 85 Hat
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Carouser's Capotain
Level 34 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Carouser's Capotain
Level 87 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Samur-Eye
Level 78 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 37 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 9 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 39 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 33 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 36 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 37 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 43 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sober Stuntman
Level 16 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier Helm
Level 3
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hair of the Dog
Level 75
Private Eye
Level 9 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Reggaelator
Level 40 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bolted Bicorne
Level 8 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
FR-0
Level 56 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Broadband Bonnet
Level 54 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Scotch Bonnet
Level 58 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 30 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tam O' Shanter
Level 11 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 22
( Not Usable in Crafting )
K-9 Mane
Level 18
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 20 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 97 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
"Bomberman's Bonnet"
Level 13 Hat
"POWER BOMB! BOMB UP! BOMB PASS! PIERCE BOMB! RED BOMB! FULL FIRE!
BOMB PASS!"
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bearded Bombardier #834
Level 100 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 84 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 66
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Liquor Locker
Level 93 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 46 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
Vintage
Level 10
Strange Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 9 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 90 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
German Gonzila
Level 4 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grimm Hatte
Level 64 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Einstein
Level 57
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 66 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 88 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 57 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 66 Hat
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 14 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Geisha Boy
Level 89 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ze Goggles
Level 2 Glasses
Nothing
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 21
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 44 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Virus Doctor
Level 10 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 18 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 73 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
"Einheitsmütze"
Level 66 Hat
"The hills are alive with the sounds of sawing through your bones."
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Blighted Beak
Level 58 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 20 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 34 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Steam Pipe
Level 36 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 55
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 69
Level 92
Level 100
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Strange Festive Minigun
Level 1
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Vintage
Level 1
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Strange Fists
Level 1 Fists
Big Chief
Level 99 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Chief
Level 100 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Capo's Capper
Level 12 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Copper's Hard Top
Level 16
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Copper's Hard Top
Level 18
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Coupe D'isaster
Level 96 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Football Helmet
Level 25 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Football Helmet
Level 32 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Officer's Ushanka
Level 69
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 82 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hound Dog
Level 81 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pugilist's Protector
Level 22 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dread Knot
Level 93 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hard Counter
Level 99 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Can Opener
Level 67
Tungsten Toque
Level 65 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Tungsten Toque
Level 67 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Security Shades
Level 56 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Purity Fist
Level 10
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 76 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 23 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 33
Large Luchadore
Level 25 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Titanium Towel
Level 28 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Backburner
Level 91 Flame Thrower
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 6
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 8
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
"LANZALLAMAS DON PATCH"
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 63 Flare Gun
Strange Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Lollichop
Level 5 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lollichop
Level 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Lollichop
Level 58 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Level 33
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 37
Level 100
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 10
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage
Level 30
Strange
Level 10
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
Strange Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
"Genuine Bar Crawler"
Level 1
"A shocking weapon showing your total disregard for Chinese alcoholic
beverages!"
Bubble Pipe
Level 10
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 9 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 51 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
( Not Usable in Crafting )
DethKapp
Level 71
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 52
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 100
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Blazing Bull
Level 54
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 87
Head Warmer
Level 1
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Madame Dixie
Level 69 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Madame Dixie
Level 98 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Madame Dixie
Level 100 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prancer's Pride
Level 50 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 18 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 22 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 42 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 69 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 36 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Brigade Helm
Level 42 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brigade Helm
Level 100 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brigade Helm
Level 100 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 39 Hat
Genuine Brigade Helm
Level 99 Hat
Pyro's Beanie
Level 88 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyro's Beanie
Level 100 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyro's Beanie
Level 100 Hat
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 88 Hat
Napper's Respite
Level 1 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Napper's Respite
Level 76 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 3
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 99
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Old Guadalajara
Level 22 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Old Guadalajara
Level 48 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Old Guadalajara
Level 100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Merryweather
Level 42 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Merryweather
Level 75 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Merryweather
Level 100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
#Attrib_HalloweenSpell_RGB
Unusual Vintage Merryweather
Level 7 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 91 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 100 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 100 Hat
Handyman's Handle
Level 10 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Handyman's Handle
Level 12 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Handyman's Handle
Level 100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Birdcage
Level 3 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Electric Escorter
Level 100 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Firewall Helmet
Level 100 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Plumber's Pipe
Level 50 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 92 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Metal Slug
Level 56 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 94 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 100 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Stately Steel Toe
Level 40 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stately Steel Toe
Level 77 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stately Steel Toe
Level 100 Hat
Triclops
Level 10
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Attendant
Level 38 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dead Cone
Level 100 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 81 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Genuine Area 451
Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Russian Rocketeer #39
Level 11
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Russian Rocketeer #6717
Level 100
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Coffin Kit
Level 100 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 100 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Tribal Bones
Level 91 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Last Breath #9136
Level 13 Hat
Fallen Angel
Level 60
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 50
Tail From the Crypt
Level 80
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 17
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
Jingle Belt
Level 11 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Jingle Belt
Level 88 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Jingle Belt
Level 100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Plutonidome
Level 69 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 100 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 100 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 100
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Burning Bongos
Level 1 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Burning Bongos
Level 34 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Burning Bongos #3718
Level 100 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
HazMat Headcase
Level 99 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
HazMat Headcase #8250
Level 100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 44 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 24 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 100 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Filamental
Level 15 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Scrap Sack
Level 80 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 10 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 98 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 88 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
#Attrib_HalloweenSpell_RGB
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 96 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
Vintage
Level 5
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
Level 62
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 63 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Détective Noir
Level 100 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Under Cover
Level 93
Janissary Ketche
Level 100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 81 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 33 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 42 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Fedora
Level 80
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Frenchman's Beret
Level 49 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Frenchman's Beret
Level 60 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Counterfeit Billycock #74
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 38 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Familiar Fez
Level 22 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Made Man
Level 66 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Megapixel Beard
Level 97 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Scarecrow
Level 80 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Camera Beard
Level 57 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Business Casual
Level 65 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Strange Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Buckaroos Hat
Level 88 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Industrial Festivizer
Level 75
"Made in China"
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mining Light
Level 48
For Engineers with bright ideas.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Engineer's Cap
Level 61 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 21 Hat
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Western Wear
Level 41 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Western Wear
Level 44 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Western Wear
Level 47 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Western Wear
Level 49 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Western Wear
Level 52 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Western Wear
Level 92 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Western Wear
Level 98 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Western Wear
Level 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Hotrod
Level 78 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 65 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Buzz Killer
Level 42
Master Mind
Level 23
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Geezer
Level 7 Hat
Get off mah land!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 100 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 9
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Data Mining Light
Level 37 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Data Mining Light
Level 39 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Timeless Topper
Level 87 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 42 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Half-Pants
Level 100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Purrer
Level 88 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Googly Gazer
Level 42 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Googly Gazer
Level 100 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 29
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 70
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 24 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
( Not Usable in Crafting )
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Level 1 Syringe Gun
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Level 1 Bonesaw
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Level 1 SMG
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Level 1 Kukri
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Level 1 Invis Watch
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Level 1 Syringe Gun
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Level 1 Bonesaw
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Level 1 Kukri
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Level 1 Revolver
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Level 1 Invis Watch
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 402 |
| Hats | 195 |
| Misc | 73 |
| Metal | 5 items worth 37 scrap |
| Total | 675 |
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