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Spirit Halloween
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Scout
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Soldier
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Pyro
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Demoman
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Heavy
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Engineer
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Medic
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Sniper
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Spy
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Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Level 10
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.
Ornament Armament #14895
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Strange Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 6
Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 9
Strange Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 8
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 9
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 10
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 11
Backwards Ballcap #7213
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Front Runner
Level 51
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
Hanger-On Hood
Level 41
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
Planeswalker Goggles #1037
Level 57 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Bonk Boy
Level 73 Hat
Stereoscopic Shades #122
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Sign of the Wolf's School #8397
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Digit Divulger
Level 72 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Fast Learner
Level 53 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Track Terrorizer
Level 1 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 10 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 85 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Flunkyware
Level 13 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
Festive Scattergun
Level 1
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)
Winger #5105
Level 15 Pistol
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
"The Lil' Slugger"
Level 1
"Or 'Shonen Bat' for purists."
Level 42
Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42
Unarmed Combat #1375
Level 15 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Level 20
"Shadaloo Salute"
(equipped)
Level 37 Hat
"Paid for with Bison Dollars."
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 33 Facial Hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stogie #915
Level 49 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Fancy Dress Uniform #1217
Level 48 Uniform
#Attrib_MakersMark
Kringle Collection
Level 94 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
"Pax Bisonica"
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Captain's Cocktails
Level 18
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Liberty Launcher #2426
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 76 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reserve Shooter #1509
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_MakersMark
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"Psalm of Psycho Power"
Level 5
Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
"Tuesday's Truncheon"
Level 5 Frying Pan
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Disciplinary Action #552
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
#Attrib_MakersMark
Market Gardener #2242
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
#Attrib_MakersMark
"Bureaucrat's Brain Slug"
Level 34 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Bubble Pipe
Level 28
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
DethKapp
Level 78
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Last Breath #744
Level 13 Hat
Apparition's Aspect #813
Level 13 Hat
HazMat Headcase
Level 25 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 64 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Nose Candy
Level 28 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 63 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
"Glory of the Hypnotoad"
Level 45 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 46 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
"Sleek, Dazzling Veneer of the 1980's"
Level 1 Hat
Burning Bongos
Level 63 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Cremator's Conscience #1655
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Rail Spikes
Level 98 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
"Scooty-Puff Sr."
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
"Fing-Longer"
Level 10
Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
"Scooty-Puff Jr."
Level 10 Flare Gun
"Scooty-Puff Jr."
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Lollichop
Level 92 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
#8997
Level 38
#Attrib_MakersMark
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 25 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reggaelator
Level 3 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Snapped Pupil
Level 16 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bearded Bombardier
Level 16 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #1256
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Bandolier
Level 91
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 87
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 4 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Liquor Locker #3181
Level 89 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
Cool Breeze
Level 93 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
override projectile type (14)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 62 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Persian Persuader #7648
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Ali Baba's Wee Booties #3635
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
One-Man Army #688
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Soviet Gentleman
Level 16 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Carl
Level 10 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
Brock's Locks
Level 52 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 17 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Security Shades
Level 63 Hat
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 37 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Hunger Force
Level 30 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 71 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 72 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Large Luchadore
Level 3 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cold War Luchador #774
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Toss-Proof Towel #2045
Level 50 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Aqua Flops
Level 35 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 20 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Festive Minigun
Level 1
"Vera"
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"Lux"
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Tomislav #8267
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
#Attrib_MakersMark
#23256
Level 71
#Attrib_MakersMark
"Brannigan's Law"
Level 1 Shotgun
"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's Love: hard and fast."
Family Business #192
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_MakersMark
"Companion's Consumable"
Level 1
Genuine Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Fists
Level 1 Fists
"Capt. Reynolds' Rumblers"
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
"Reavers' Raiders"
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
"Two by Two, Hands of Blue"
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
Eviction Notice #609
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apoco-Fists #1104
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
#Attrib_MakersMark
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
Pencil Pusher #9947
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 21
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 22 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Googly Gazer
Level 34 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Idea Tube
Level 61 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 9 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Builder's Blueprints #946
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Stocking Stuffer
Level 48 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Pocket Purrer
Level 49 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Half-Pants
Level 51 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Vintage
Level 5
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
Widowmaker #20504
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rescue Ranger
Level 22 Shotgun
#Attrib_Building_Telporting_PickUp
#Attrib_ArrowHealsBuildings
#Attrib_MarkedForDeathOnBuildingPickup
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Festive Wrench
Level 1
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"Big Daddy's Binoculars"
Level 68 Glasses
Nothing
"Splicer's Semblance"
Level 60 Hat
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 81 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Nine-Pipe Problem #4312
Level 29 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medi-Mask
Level 80 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Surgeon's Stethoscope #1363
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Archimedes #2685
Level 47
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Couvre Corner #1180
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Dr. Whoa #677
Level 15 Shirt
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Doc's Holiday
Level 54 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
Der Wintermantel
Level 44 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Medic Mech-bag
Level 11
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Surgeon's Side Satchel #357
Level 68 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
#Attrib_MakersMark
"Invulnerability Plasmid"
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1
"Critical Plasmid"
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
"Agility Plasmid"
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage
Level 10
Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
"Little Sister's Syringe"
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
#Attrib_MakersMark
Liquidator's Lid
Level 71 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Crocleather Slouch #6840
Level 38
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Villain's Veil #2480
Level 82 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Crocodile Smile #587
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Koala Compact
Level 56 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 71
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
"Bane of Bat Country"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1
AWPer Hand #1892
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
#Attrib_MakersMark
"Bane of Bat Country"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
Bazaar Bargain #21273
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
#Attrib_MakersMark
Machina #68261
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Vintage
Level 10
Festive Huntsman
Level 10
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
"Hunter S. Thompson's Tinkle"
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
"Sword Mightier than the Pen"
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
"King of Pop's Pride"
Level 1
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Counterfeit Billycock #10500
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 84 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
"Veil of Vitiligo"
Level 21
Noh Mercy
Level 58 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 85 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Spectre's Spectacles #1226
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Business Casual
Level 13 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 46 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 42 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Made Man #908
Level 88 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #988
Level 86 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
"Billie Jean"
Level 1 Revolver
"She's not my lover, just a girl."
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Vintage
Level 5
Festive Ambassador
Level 5
Enforcer #1215
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
"Smooth Criminal"
Level 1 Knife
"Annie, are you OK?"
Festive Knife
Level 1
Sharp Dresser #18850
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)"
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
Wanga Prick #20514
Level 49 Knife
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
Big Earner #230
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spy-cicle #6723
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
#Attrib_MakersMark
"Beat It"
Level 1 Sapper
"Who's bad?"
Level 32
"Moonwalker"
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Quäckenbirdt #3815
Level 68 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
"Thriller"
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 7
Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 3
Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 22
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 7
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 9
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 6
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 8
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 8
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 5
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 7
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 12
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 8
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 6
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 8
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 3
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 3
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 2
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 12
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 1
Strange Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 7
Strange Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 5
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 4
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 13
Strange Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 2
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Level 44
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
RoBro 3000
Level 14 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
Jingle Belt
Level 59 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 74 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
"Diamond-Encrusted Hat for your Fist"
Level 100 Ring
#Attrib_AcceptedWeddingRingAccount1
#Attrib_AcceptedWeddingRingAccount2
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Earbuds
Level 58 Hat
OSX represent!
Tux
Level 31 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage
Level 2
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
#1437
Level 12
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Doublecross-Comm #1589
Level 59
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Mutton Mann
Level 67 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Merc's Muffler
Level 12 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
#1730
Level 19
#1815
Level 35
Tuxxy
Level 58 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Flair! #2660
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #272
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Scrap Pack #8617
Level 17 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 16 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 35 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Flight of the Monarch
Level 40 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 67 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 66
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 34 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 72 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
"The Yes Man"
Level 1 Badge
Awarded to participants of the Polycount contest.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Triple A Badge
Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a
badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on
there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well.
Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind.
Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 10 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 11 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 12 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 14 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 38 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Clan Pride #2512
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Smissmas Wreath #359
Level 68 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Mark of the Saint #383
Level 20 Badge
Merc Medal #1074
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Genuine Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
Level 20 Badge
You are a grizzled friendship veteran. Your blood and sweat has been
poured into countless blanket fort constructions. You've fought in
hundreds of harrowing pillow wars. Let this Friends Forever badge be a
reminder to all that you know what it means to be a bro.
Waterlogged Lab Coat
Level 5
Balaclavas Are Forever
Level 5
The Value of Teamwork
Level 5
Team Spirit
Level 5
Team Spirit
Level 5
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Level 1
Waterlogged Lab Coat
Level 5
Team Spirit
Level 5
Team Spirit
Level 5
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Strange Lollichop
Level 43 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Lollichop
Level 21 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Strange Lollichop
Level 6 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Lollichop
Level 10 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Vintage
Level 71
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Vintage
Level 5
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Vintage
Level 90
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Vintage
Level 44
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Vintage
Level 73
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Point and Shoot #4588
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 83
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Tingling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Level 75
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Full Head Of Steam
Level 30
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 61 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 87 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 16 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 73 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Wrap Battler
Level 81
Idiot Box
Level 39
Blazing Bull
Level 26
Hair of the Dog
Level 27
Can Opener
Level 100
Buzz Killer
Level 41
Einstein
Level 86
Holy Hunter
Level 73
Under Cover
Level 82
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
B-ankh!
Level 44
Steel Pipes
Level 3
Fallen Angel
Level 77
Scottish Snarl
Level 73
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 89
Frontier Flyboy
Level 63
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 79
Silver Bullets
Level 49
Griffin's Gog
Level 6
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 36 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Futankhamun
Level 89
Shoestring Budget
Level 95
Tail From the Crypt
Level 5
Pickled Paws
Level 59
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 53
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 68
Emerald Jarate
Level 100
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 2
Intangible Ascot
Level 92
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
"Shadaloo Salute"
Level 37 Hat
"Paid for with Bison Dollars."
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
"Shadaloo Salute"
Level 37 Hat
"Paid for with Bison Dollars."
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 408 |
| Hats | 36 |
| Misc | 113 |
| Metal | 1 item worth 1 scrap |
| Total | 558 |
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