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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Level 20
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Level 14
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
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#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Unknown Item 5639
Level 64
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
Wanga Prick #2928
Level 95 Knife
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
Festive Huntsman
Level 10
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
Level 5
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 42
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Level 10
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
#18177
Level 24
#Attrib_MakersMark
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
#20372
Level 41
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Level 10
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 10
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Lollichop
Level 8 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Level 5
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Festive Ambassador
Level 5
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
Beggar's Bazooka #21269
Level 49 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
#Attrib_MakersMark
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
override projectile type (14)
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Freedom Staff #27016
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
Level 69
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
Level 5
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
Level 94
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Rescue Ranger
Level 52 Shotgun
#Attrib_Building_Telporting_PickUp
#Attrib_ArrowHealsBuildings
#Attrib_MarkedForDeathOnBuildingPickup
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact
#Attrib_MakersMark
"You shoot like a stormtrooper"
Level 1 Scattergun
"Yolo!"
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
"YOLOGUY OVER HERE"
Level 1 Pistol
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
Strange Bat
Level 1 Bat
"One Man Army"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
"Genius by Birth"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
"Slacker by Choice"
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Strange Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Strange SMG
Level 1 SMG
Strange
Level 12
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
"Australian Rules"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
"#YOLOSWAG"
Level 1 Shotgun
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 3
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
Strange
Level 10
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
Strange Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
"Love GiveAway"
Level 1 Medi Gun
"Have you seen my pocket soldier ?"
"Go big or go home"
Level 1 Minigun
"Time to bring out the big guns"
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Strange
Level 5
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
"Sir Spamalot"
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
"Spam pills, Get kills"
"Spam'O'rama"
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Strange Knife
Level 1 Knife
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Strange Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
"Bacon Slap"
Level 5 Frying Pan
"Director's Cut"
Level 10
"Propane Nightmares"
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Strange Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Strange
Level 10
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 1
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Vintage
Level 1
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Vintage
Level 10
Vintage
Level 45
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Vintage
Level 75
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 23
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage
Level 24
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 94
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Battery Canteens
Level 63
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Frontier Flyboy
Level 61
Buzz Killer
Level 77
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 3 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
Fast Learner
Level 40 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Texas Half-Pants
Level 75 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doc's Holiday
Level 25 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
Der Wintermantel
Level 56 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Fancy Dress Uniform #16829
Level 3 Uniform
#311
Level 51
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 67 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Merc's Muffler
Level 43 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 44 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 56 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 69
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Familiar Fez
Level 100 Hat
Team Captain #8935
Level 29 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Hero's Tail #1064
Level 18 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 67 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 66 Hat
Le Party Phantom
Level 69
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 95 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mutton Mann
Level 97 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Blighted Beak
Level 75 Hat
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flair! #458
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#530
Level 4
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Siberian Sophisticate #7203
Level 69 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 99 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Kringle Collection #3802
Level 22 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Outback Intellectual #3653
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Earbuds
Level 42 Hat
OSX represent!
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Full Head Of Steam
Level 87
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Galvanized Gibus
Level 80 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 7 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Data Mining Light
Level 73 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 73 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 81 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Metal Slug
Level 21 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 88 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
HDMI Patch
Level 91 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 40 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 5 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 55 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 78 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Steel Shako
Level 2 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Bot Dogger
Level 93 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 72 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Bolt Boy
Level 4 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 97 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 13 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Plumber's Pipe
Level 23 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
Bolted Birdcage
Level 50 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 69 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Virus Doctor
Level 68 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Tungsten Toque
Level 23 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 83 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Timeless Topper
Level 21 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 66 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Broadband Bonnet
Level 82 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 66 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
FR-0
Level 69 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 43
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 68 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Bolted Bicorne
Level 99 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 30 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Megapixel Beard
Level 44 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 58 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Scrap Sack
Level 45 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
Plug-In Prospector
Level 95 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 72 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Mecha-Medes
Level 4
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 93 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 15 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Letch's LED
Level 97 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Firewall Helmet
Level 61 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Byte'd Beak
Level 52 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 23 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Steam Pipe
Level 64 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 85 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Bunsen Brave
Level 85 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
Rusty Reaper
Level 73 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Titanium Towel
Level 27 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 42 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Gridiron Guardian
Level 39 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Filamental
Level 26 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Electric Escorter
Level 97 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 80 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
Soldered Sensei
Level 50 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Familiar Fez
Level 34 Hat
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Toss-Proof Towel #3214
Level 38 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Business Casual #5902
Level 43 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Track Terrorizer #8962
Level 37 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
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Surgeon's Side Satchel #3142
Level 87 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Point and Shoot #11371
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Villain's Veil #15248
Level 37 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern #6845
Level 69 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Attendant
Level 79 Hat
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Stately Steel Toe #13004
Level 72 Hat
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Cockfighter #2389
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
#Attrib_MakersMark
HazMat Headcase #1287
Level 20 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
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Modest Pile of Hat
Level 81 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Large Luchadore #18003
Level 76 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spine-Twisting Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your discontent with the living.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
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( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dragonborn Helmet #21104
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 41
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Furious Fukaamigasa #18878
Level 19 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 78 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Capo's Capper #16181
Level 58 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crafty Hair #2821
Level 96 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles #20152
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Stogie #7544
Level 64 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt #13308
Level 50 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
#Attrib_MakersMark
Photo Badge #14614
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #1666
Level 41 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 67 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos #13165
Level 30 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparatchik's Apparel #12949
Level 14 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cosa Nostra Cap #26860
Level 12 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wraith Wrap
Level 97 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
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Bubble Pipe #21761
Level 33
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Security Shades #23609
Level 95 Hat
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Brock's Locks #6415
Level 69 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Deus Specs #22598
Level 10 Glasses
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Tomb Wrapper #3149
Level 66 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wilson Weave #1706
Level 100 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
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Crone's Dome
Level 46
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nose Candy #6406
Level 66 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Purrer #10249
Level 65 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker #11199
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Quadwrangler #12554
Level 8 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
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Bearded Bombardier #10382
Level 71 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
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Carl #6549
Level 43 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 9 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Builder's Blueprints #21553
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doublecross-Comm #12346
Level 75
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30067
Level 66
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Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 53 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
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Rail Spikes #6744
Level 87 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
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"Last hope"
Level 65 Hat
"There is a light, among the black plague ..."
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"The Derpiest Helmet"
Level 63 Hat
"For scouts who just don't know what went wrong!"
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"iSnipe @ Puzzle.Bubble"
Level 35 Hat
"But Magical Drop V is much better"
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Necronomicrown
Level 5
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Samson Skewer
Level 64 Decorative Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bloodhound
Level 49
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dapper Disguise
Level 76 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Long Fall Loafers
Level 31 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 8 Hat
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 71 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 82 Hat
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 26 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 43 Hat
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 36 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 58 Hat
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 74 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 21 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 5 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 14 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
"Belmondo"
Level 65 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 82 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 24 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 18 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 86
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 44 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 27 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 92 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 446 |
| Hats | 49 |
| Misc | 40 |
| Metal | 4 items worth 16 scrap |
| Unknown | 2 |
| Total | 541 |
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