TF2 Backpack - pkearly

Bat

Level 1 Bat

Bottle

Level 1 Bottle

Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe

Kukri

Level 1 Kukri

Knife

Level 1 Knife

Fists

Level 1 Fists

Shovel

Level 1 Shovel

Level 0 - 100

Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw

Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun

Level 0 - 100

Minigun

Level 1 Minigun

SMG

Level 1 SMG

Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun

Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher

Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher

Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher

Level 0 - 100

Pistol

Level 1 Pistol

Revolver

Level 1 Revolver

Construction PDA

Level 1 PDA

Destruction PDA

Level 1 PDA

Disguise Kit

Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?

PDA

Level 1 PDA

Level 0 - 100

Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch

Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance

The Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer

Level 0 - 100

The Axtinguisher

Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hits burning players from behind.
Mini-crits burning players from the front.
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No random critical hits

Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun

The Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost

Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
+50% max primary ammo on wearer
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time

Level 0 - 100

Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed

Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer

The Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size

Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box

The Huntsman

Level 10 Bow

Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt

Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate

Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive

Level 0 - 100

The Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius

The Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use

The Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.

Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time

The Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Immune to the effects of afterburn.

Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps

Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

Frontier Justice

Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size

The Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits

The Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players

The Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer

The Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

The Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?

Big Kill

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.

Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.

Golden Wrench

Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power

( Not Tradable )

The Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty

The Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
When weapon is active:
15% slower move speed on wearer

Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer

Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active

Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty

The Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
+20% bonus healing while deployed.
Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast

The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty

Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise

The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
+20 max health on wearer

The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size

The Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits

Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer

The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
No random critical hits

The Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase

Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty

The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan

The Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
-6 max pipebombs out
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase

Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?

Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable )

Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable )

Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates

Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer

The Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits

Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces

The Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer

Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?

Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed

The Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer

The Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.

The Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer

The Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer

The Jag

Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty

The Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch

Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty

Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty

Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self

The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
+2 health regenerated per second on wearer

The Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty

Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer

The Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.

The Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max

Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%

Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits

Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer

The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer

The Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
50% max overheal

Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty

Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health

The Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% blast damage from rocket jumps
-25% damage penalty

The Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-34% clip size

The Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits

Saxxy

Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power

( Not Tradable )

Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed

The Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty

Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty

Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
mini-crits players, sets them on fire
and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Cannot be crit boosted

Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings

The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on

Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty

The Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size

The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
+25% greater jump height when active
-60% clip size

The Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players

Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.

Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players

The Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed

The Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer

Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players

Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher

Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
or backstab kill
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits

Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds

Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo

Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits

Unarmed Combat

Level 1 - 100 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...

Wanga Prick

Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise

Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.

The Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak

The Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
50% slower repair rate
50% slower upgrade rate

The Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit

The Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits

Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits

Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer

The Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!

Sharp Dresser

Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.

Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming

The Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty

The Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds

Festive Minigun

Level 0 - 100

Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage

Festive Rocket Launcher

Level 0 - 100

Festive Flame Thrower

Level 0 - 100

Festive Bat

Level 1 Bat

Festive Stickybomb Launcher

Level 0 - 100

Festive Wrench

Level 0 - 100

Festive Medi Gun

Level 0 - 100

Festive Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Festive Knife

Level 0 - 100

Festive Scattergun

Level 0 - 100

The Black Rose

Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.

The Beggar's Bazooka

Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
No ammo from dispensers when active

Sapper

Level 1 Sapper

Lollichop

Level 0 - 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

The Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty

The Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits

Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Press 'Reload' to activate focus
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.
-20% damage on body shot

Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run speed increased with Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost reduced on air jumps

Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

The Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons

Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun

Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher

Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower

Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench

Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun

Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun

Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher

The Red-Tape Recorder

Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty

The Huo-Long Heater

Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed

Level 0 - 100

The Neon Annihilator

Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits

The Huo-Long Heater

Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed

The Flying Guillotine

Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits

The Neon Annihilator

Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits

Deflector

Level 1 Minigun

The AWPer Hand

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.

Robo-Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?

Freedom Staff

Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.

Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun

Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench

Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower

Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun

Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife

Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench

Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun

Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher

Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher

Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife

Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun

Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife

Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun

Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher

Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 0 - 100

Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun

Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher

Ap-Sap

Level 0 - 100 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1.0)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3.0)

Bat Outta Hell

Level 5

Quäckenbirdt

Level 0 - 100 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.

The Memory Maker

Level 50 Camera
The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in
film. Other memories—like that time you fractured some jerk
Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera—will live on forever in your
heart.

( Not Tradable )

Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II

Level 0 - 100

Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II

Level 1 Knife

Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II

Level 1 Wrench

Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II

Level 0 - 100

Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher

Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II

Level 0 - 100

Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II

Level 0 - 100

Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II

Level 1 Rocket Launcher

Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II

Level 0 - 100

Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II

Level 0 - 100

Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II

Level 1 Wrench

Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II

Level 0 - 100

Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II

Level 0 - 100

Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II

Level 0 - 100

Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II

Level 0 - 100

Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II

Level 0 - 100

Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces

Rescue Ranger

Level 1 - 100 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size

The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.

Festive Holy Mackerel

Level 0 - 100

Festive Axtinguisher

Level 0 - 100

The Festive Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.

Festive Sandvich

Level 0 - 100

The Festive Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed

Festive Frontier Justice

Level 0 - 100

The Festive Huntsman

Level 10 Bow
override projectile type (19)

Festive Ambassador

Level 0 - 100

Festive Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher

Ham Shank

Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.

The Golden Frying Pan

Level 1 - 100 Golden Frying Pan
Imbued with an ancient power

Festive Force-A-Nature

Level 1 - 99 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size

Festive Crusader's Crossbow

Level 1 - 99 Crossbow
override projectile type (23)
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer

Festive Flare Gun

Level 1 - 99 Flare Gun

Festive Eyelander

Level 1 - 99 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

Festive Jarate

Level 1 - 99 Jar Based Karate
override projectile type (22)
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

Festive Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 1 - 99 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons

Festive Black Box

Level 1 - 99 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size

Festive Wrangler

Level 1 - 99 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

The Fortified Compound

Level 10 Bow

The Classic

Level 1 - 100 Sniper Rifle
Charge and fire shots independent of zoom
-10% damage on body shot
No headshots when not fully charged

The Tide Turner

Level 1 - 100 Shield
+25% fire damage resistance on wearer
+25% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Full turning control while charging
Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
lose demo charge on damage when charging (3)

The Bread Bite

Level 1 - 100 Boxing Gloves
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons

The B.A.S.E. Jumper

Level 1 - 100 Parachute
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.

The Back Scatter

Level 1 - 100 Scattergun
Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
-34% clip size
20% less accurate
No random critical hits

The Air Strike

Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher
Increased attack speed while blast jumping
Clip size increased on kill
-15% explosion radius
-25% damage penalty
-25% clip size

The Self-Aware Beauty Mark

Level 1 - 100 Jar Based Karate

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
override projectile type (24)
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

Mutated Milk

Level 1 - 99 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk.

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
override projectile type (25)

The Necro Smasher

Level 50 Hammer

The #TF_CrossingGuard

Level 25 Sign

#TF_Weapon_FestiveShotgun

Level 1 - 99 Shotgun

#TF_Weapon_FestiveRevolver

Level 1 - 99 Revolver

#TF_Weapon_FestiveBonesaw

Level 1 - 99 Bonesaw

#TF_Weapon_FestiveTarge

Level 1 - 99 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Immune to the effects of afterburn.

#TF_Weapon_FestiveBonk

Level 5 Lunch Box

The #TF_Weapon_FestiveBackburner

Level 1 - 99 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost

#TF_Weapon_FestiveSMG

Level 1 SMG

The #TF_Weapon_Sticky_Quickie

Level 1 - 99 Stickybomb Launcher
-0.2 sec faster bomb arm time
stickybomb charge rate (0.5)
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
stickybomb fizzle time (2)
-25% clip size
-15% damage penalty

The #TF_Weapon_Iron_bomber

Level 1 - 99 Grenade Launcher
grenade no bounce (1)
-20% explosion radius
grenade detonation damage penalty (0.9)

#TF_Weapon_GrapplingHook

Level 1
override projectile type (26)
single wep deploy time decreased (0)

The #TF_Weapon_PanicAttack

Level 1 - 99 Shotgun
panic_attack (1)
fire rate bonus with reduced health (0.5)
34% faster reload time
panic_attack_negative (2.5)
auto fires full clip penalty (1)
auto fires when full (1)

The Nostromo Napalmer

Level 10 Flame Thrower

Demoman's Fro

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Mining Light

Level 0 - 100
For Engineers with bright ideas.

Football Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.

Pyro's Beanie

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Batter's Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!

Trophy Belt

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.

Soldier's Stash

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.

Fancy Fedora

Level 0 - 100
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.

Texas Ten Gallon

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.

Engineer's Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Officer's Ushanka

Level 0 - 100
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.

Tough Guy's Toque

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.

Stainless Pot

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.

Tyrant's Helm

Level 0 - 100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.

Glengarry Bonnet

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Vintage Tyrolean

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 0 - 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.

Camera Beard

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?

Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 0 - 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.

Brigade Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Bonk Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.

Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!

Backbiter's Billycock

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.

Professional's Panama

Level 0 - 100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.

Master's Yellow Belt

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.

Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?

Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable )

Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item

Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 1 - 100 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.

Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.

Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.

Your account has been flagged for circumventing the item distribution system. We have removed the items that were illegally obtained. Future violations will result in the loss of all your items.

Level 100 CheatDetector

( Not Tradable )

Your account has been flagged for circumventing the item distribution system. We have removed all items in your inventory. Future violations may result in your account being disabled.

Level 100 CheatDetector

( Not Tradable )

Congratulations! Your Honesty has been rewarded with a new hat! (Some other players were less scrupulous, and have been less fortunate)

Level 100 CheatDetector

( Not Tradable )

Cheater's Lament

Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow

( Not Tradable )

Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.

J.Axer's Dapper Topper

Level 0 - 100 Hat
First Place Winner, Propaganda Contest

( Not Tradable )

Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 0 - 100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.

Amber's Rad As All Hell Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
First Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest

( Not Tradable )

Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.

Uncle Sam

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Second Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest

( Not Tradable )

Modest Pile of Hat

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.

Earbuds

Level 0 - 100 Hat
OSX represent!

Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.

Hound Dog

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.

Hustler's Hallmark

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Magistrate's Mullet

Level 0 - 100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.

Hotrod

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.

Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Straight outta control point.

Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 0 - 100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.

Killer's Kabuto

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.

Shooter's Sola Topi

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.

Max's Severed Head

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.

Grizzled Veteran

Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.

( Not Tradable )

Soldier of Fortune

Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.
Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)

( Not Tradable )

Mercenary

Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.

( Not Tradable )

Taunt: The High Five!

Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.

Primeval Warrior

Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.

( Not Tradable )

Whoopee Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.

Whiskered Gentleman

Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.

Ze Goggles

Level 0 - 100 Glasses
Nothing

Safe'n'Sound

Level 0 - 100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!

Tippler's Tricorne

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.

Frenchman's Beret

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.

Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Gone Snipin'.

Vintage Merryweather

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.

Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.

Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 1 - 100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.

Heavy Duty Rag

Level 0 - 100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.

Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.

Bat

Level 1 Bat

Bottle

Level 1 Bottle

Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe

Kukri

Level 1 Kukri

Knife

Level 1 Knife

Fists

Level 1 Fists

Shovel

Level 1 Shovel

Wrench

Level 1 Wrench

Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw

Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun

Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun

Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Minigun

Level 1 Minigun

SMG

Level 1 SMG

Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun

Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher

Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher

Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher

Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower

Pistol

Level 1 Pistol

Revolver

Level 1 Revolver

Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun

Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch

Attendant

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'

Milkman

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Familiar Fez

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Grenadier's Softcap

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Secret Saxton

Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!

Pile o' Gifts

Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to up to 23 other people on the server!

Lumbricus Lid

Level 10 Hat

Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!

( Not Tradable )

Silver Dueling Badge

Level 25 Badge
Earned at level 25.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!

( Not Tradable )

Gold Dueling Badge

Level 50 Badge
Earned at level 50.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!

( Not Tradable )

Platinum Dueling Badge

Level 75 Badge
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!

( Not Tradable )

Pugilist's Protector

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Old Guadalajara

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.

Napper's Respite

Level 1 - 100 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.

Bombing Run

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Death from above!

Chieftain's Challenge

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Stout Shako

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.

Dr's Dapper Topper

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Handyman's Handle

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.

Hard Counter

Level 0 - 100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.

Sober Stuntman

Level 0 - 100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.

Carouser's Capotain

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.

Wiki Cap

Level 20 Hat
Given to valuable contributors to the official TF2 wiki
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/

Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )

Polycount Pin

Level 1 Badge
Awarded to participants of the Polycount contest.

( Not Tradable )

Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat

Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap

Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...

Scout Mask

Level 10 Hat

Sniper Mask

Level 10 Hat

Soldier Mask

Level 10 Hat

Demoman Mask

Level 10 Hat

Medic Mask

Level 10 Hat

Heavy Mask

Level 10 Hat

Spy Mask

Level 10 Hat

Engineer Mask

Level 10 Hat

Pyro Mask

Level 10 Hat

Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat

Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

Ghastlier Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item

( Not Tradable )

Noise Maker - Black Cat

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Gremlin

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Werewolf

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Witch

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Banshee

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh

Level 5 Party Favor

Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item

Noise Maker - Stabby

Level 5 Party Favor

Voodoo Juju

Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item

Cadaver's Cranium

Level 31 Hat

Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.

Dealer's Visor

Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.

Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge

Frontline Field Recorder

Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.

Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Scotch Bonnet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!

Big Chief

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Magnificent Mongolian

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Larrikin Robin

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Blighted Beak

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Pyromancer's Mask

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Prancer's Pride

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Détective Noir

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Madame Dixie

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Buckaroos Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat

German Gonzila

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Flipped Trilby

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Coupe D'isaster

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Bounty Hat

Level 5 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable )

Treasure Hat

Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable )

Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect

Level 28 Hat
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.'
Beware the Cephalopod padlock.

( Not Tradable )

Foster's Facade

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Stockbroker's Scarf

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Le Party Phantom

Level 0 - 100

Industrial Festivizer

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Exquisite Rack

Level 0 - 100

Defiant Spartan

Level 0 - 100

A Rather Festive Tree

Level 0 - 100

Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Professor Speks

Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.

( Not Tradable )

Crocleather Slouch

Level 0 - 100
Made from Australia's only natural resource.

The Athletic Supporter

Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]

The Superfan

Level 10 Hat

The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel

The Dread Knot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair

The Samur-Eye

Level 1 - 100 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war

Hero's Hachimaki

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Noh Mercy

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask

Noise Maker - Bell

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable )

Geisha Boy

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair

Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable )

Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor

Hottie's Hoodie

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.

The Team Captain

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'

Western Wear

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.

Large Luchadore

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.

Medic's Mountain Cap

Level 0 - 100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'

Big Country

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.

Grimm Hatte

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.

Professor's Peculiarity

Level 0 - 100
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.

Teddy Roosebelt

Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!

Sight for Sore Eyes

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.

Private Eye

Level 0 - 100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.

Googly Gazer

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Augmentation
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.

Reggaelator

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.

Honcho's Headgear

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)

Pocket Medic

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.

Villain's Veil

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.

Connoisseur's Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...

Furious Fukaamigasa

Level 0 - 100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.

Charmer's Chapeau

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.

Doctor's Sack

Level 0 - 100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.

Ol' Geezer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Get off mah land!

Desert Marauder

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Sultan's Ceremonial

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Humanitarian's Hachimaki

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable )

Benefactor's Kanmuri

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable )

Magnanimous Monarch

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable )

Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.

Resurrection Associate Pin

Level 13 Badge

Capo's Capper

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.

Moustachium Bar

Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.

'Fish'

Level 1 Fishcake Fragment
It's packed with protein.

Spacemetal Scrap

Level 1 Pin Fragment

SpaceChem Pin

Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>

Brain Bucket

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.

The Dead Cone

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.

Hetman's Headpiece

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.

Janissary Ketche

Level 0 - 100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.

Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.

Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke

Dr. Grordbort's Crest

Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.

Armored Authority

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 1 - 100 Uniform

Bonk Boy

Level 0 - 100 Hat

The Hero's Tail

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.

Sign of the Wolf's School

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!

Cosa Nostra Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.

Made Man

Level 0 - 100
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.

Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.

Conjurer's Cowl

Level 0 - 100 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.

The Planeswalker Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.

The Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 - 100 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.

The Lo-Fi Longwave

Level 10 Hat
Can't stop the signal.

( Not Tradable )

Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable )

Team Fortress 2 - Upgrade to Premium

Level 50 Map Stamp

The Spiral Sallet

Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.

Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.

Copper's Hard Top

Level 0 - 100

Security Shades

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Tam O' Shanter

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Stately Steel Toe

Level 0 - 100 Hat

Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel

Prairie Heel Biters

Level 15 Spurs

Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!

Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

Power Up Canteen

Level 1 - 100 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds

Flip-Flops

Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.

Lucky No. 42

Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?

Summer Hat

Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.

Noise Maker - Fireworks

Level 5 Party Favor

First Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament

Level 0 - 100
Given to the winners!

Second Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament

Level 10
Given to the runner-ups!

Participant - Gamers With Jobs Tournament

Level 1
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

First Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 0 - 100
Given to the winners!

Second Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 10
Given to the second place team!

Third Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 10
Given to the third place team!

Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Participant

Level 1
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place

Level 0 - 100
Given to the winners!

UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place

Level 10
Given to the second place team!

UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place

Level 10
Given to the second place team!

UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!

( Not Tradable )

The Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.

Pilotka

Level 10 Hat

The Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat

Dragonborn Helmet

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.

The Anger

Level 10 Hat

Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!

Wingstick

Level 10

Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat

The Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses

Company Man

Level 10 Hat

Purity Fist

Level 10

Clockwerk's Helm

Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011

( Not Tradable )

Sniper's Snipin' Glass

Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011

( Not Tradable )

Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat

Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011

( Not Tradable )

Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

( Not Tradable )

Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )

The Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.

El Jefe

Level 10 Hat

The Ball-Kicking Boots

Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.

Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.

Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor

The Hair of the Dog

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Scottish Snarl

Level 0 - 100

The Pickled Paws

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Wrap Battler

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

B-ankh!

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Futankhamun

Level 0 - 100

Blazing Bull

Level 0 - 100

Fallen Angel

Level 0 - 100

Tail From the Crypt

Level 0 - 100

The Einstein

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Dr. Gogglestache

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Emerald Jarate

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Idiot Box

Level 0 - 100

Steel Pipes

Level 0 - 100

Shoestring Budget

Level 0 - 100

Under Cover

Level 0 - 100

Griffin's Gog

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Intangible Ascot

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Can Opener

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Soviet Stitch-Up

Level 0 - 100

Steel-Toed Stompers

Level 0 - 100

The Holy Hunter

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Silver Bullets

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Garlic Flank Stake

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Buzz Killer

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Frontier Flyboy

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Legend of Bugfoot

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Last Breath

Level 13 Hat

Apparition's Aspect

Level 13 Hat

The Infernal Impaler

Level 13 Hat

Spine-Chilling Skull 2011

Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Antique Halloween Goodie Cauldron

Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.

( Not Tradable )

MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.

The Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.

( Not Tradable )

The Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death

Ghastly Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas
of mould and grave dust.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item

( Not Tradable )

Cold War Luchador

Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.

The Mark of the Saint

Level 20 Badge

The Brainiac Hairpiece

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.

The Brainiac Goggles

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.

Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.

Moonman Backpack

Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.

The Bubble Pipe

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10

Manniversary Package

Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.

This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.

Your Worst Nightmare

Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.

The One-Man Army

Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.

The Counterfeit Billycock

Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.

Outdoorsman

Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.

Tavish DeGroot Experience

Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?

The Pencil Pusher

Level 10 Cosmetic Item
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.

The Builder's Blueprints

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.

The Buccaneer's Bicorne

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.

A Whiff of the Old Brimstone

Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.

Salty Dog

Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!

The Little Buddy

Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.

Gym Rat

Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.

Hot Dogger

Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.

The Birdcage

Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.

The Surgeon's Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!

Backwards Ballcap

Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.

Crocodile Smile

Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.

Flair!

Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Couvre Corner

Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.

Surgeon's Stethoscope

Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.

L'Inspecteur

Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.

Photo Badge

Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Clan Pride

Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Swagman's Swatter

Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.

Flamboyant Flamenco

Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.

Virtual Reality Headset

Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.

The Spectre's Spectacles

Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.

The Stereoscopic Shades

Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.

The Hat With No Name

Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.

The Cremator's Conscience

Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'

Hermes

Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!

Point and Shoot

Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.

War Head

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.

Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.

Dashin' Hashshashin

Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!

Dr. Whoa

Level 15 Shirt

The Top Notch

Level 50 Hat
Welcome to a secret society so exclusive it makes the Illuminati look
like a Costco. How exclusive? You are the only member. This is the
only item of its kind in all of existence. So don't craft it, Miney.

( Not Tradable )

The Ornament Armament

Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.

Sandvich Safe

Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.

Head Warmer

Level 0 - 100
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.

The Outback Intellectual

Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke

The Itsy Bitsy Spyer

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!

The All-Father

Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!

The Kringle Collection

Level 1 - 100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.

The Jingle Belt

Level 1 - 100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way

The Big Elfin Deal

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.

Bootie Time

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way

Strange Spirit Of Giving

Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

( Not Tradable )

Nine-Pipe Problem

Level 0 - 100 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

B.M.O.C.

Level 0 - 100
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!

Holiday Headcase

Level 0 - 100
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!

Full Head Of Steam

Level 0 - 100
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!

The Stocking Stuffer

Level 1 - 100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.

Brown Bomber

Level 0 - 100
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.

Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

Ebenezer

Level 0 - 100
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.

UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Platinum Participant

Level 0 - 100
Fall 2011

UGC Highlander Euro Platinum

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place

Level 0 - 100
Fall 2011

UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver Participant

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Euro Silver

Level 0 - 100
Autumn 2011

UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place

Level 0 - 100
Fall 2011

UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place

Level 0 - 100
Fall 2011

UGC Highlander Euro Iron

Level 0 - 100
Autumn 2011

UGC Highlander Tin 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Tin 2nd Place

Level 0 - 100
Fall 2011

UGC Highlander Tin 3rd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Participant

Level 0 - 100
Fall 2011

UGC Highlander Euro Participant

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011

( Not Tradable )

Something Special For Someone Special

Level 100 Ring

( Not Tradable )

Lucky Shot

Level 0 - 100
Let's see you do that again, Private.

The Warsworn Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.

Bolgan

Level 0 - 100
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.

Bolgan Family Crest

Level 0 - 100 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.

The Boston Boom-Bringer

Level 1 - 100 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
cosmetic taunt sound (0)

Aladdin's Private Reserve

Level 0 - 100 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

Snapped Pupil

Level 0 - 100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?

Dueler

Level 0 - 100
Congratulations on winning more duels yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!

The Gifting Man From Gifting Land

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Congratulations on giving out more gifts yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!

( Not Tradable )

The Philateler

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Congratulations on doing more yesterday to support the TF2 map-making
community through map stamps than anyone else! Wear this with pride
before it changes hands tomorrow!

( Not Tradable )

The Map Maker's Medallion

Level 25 Func_Medal

( Not Tradable )

The Merc Medal

Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.

Battle Bob

Level 0 - 100
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.

The Bushman's Boonie

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.

Conquistador

Level 0 - 100
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.

Fast Learner

Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!

Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.

Operation Steel Trap Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.

( Not Tradable )

Mann Co. Store Package

Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!

Captain's Cocktails

Level 0 - 100
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!

Helmet Without a Home

Level 0 - 100
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.

The RoBro 3000

Level 1 - 100 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!

Teufort Tooth Kicker

Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.

Balloonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

Pyrovision Goggles

Level 1 - 100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 0 inferno

Pyrovision Goggles

Level 1 - 100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland

The Infernal Orchestrina

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
cosmetic taunt sound (0)
Only visible in Pyroland

Burning Bongos

Level 0 - 100 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

The Waxy Wayfinder

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke

Scrap Pack

Level 0 - 100 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.

Texas Half-Pants

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.

Bolt Action Blitzer

Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.

Toss-Proof Towel

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.

Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.

The Fruit Shoot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.

Front Runner

Level 0 - 100
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.

The Triclops

Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!

( Not Tradable )

Flamingo Kid

Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.

The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking

Level 1 - 100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.

The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.

Cross-Comm Express

Level 0 - 100
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.

Doublecross-Comm

Level 0 - 100
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.

The Atomic Accolade

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.

The Professor's Pineapple

Level 1 - 100 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.

The Quadwrangler

Level 1 - 100 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!

The Surgeon's Side Satchel

Level 1 - 100 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.

The Liquor Locker

Level 1 - 100 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.

Gentle Munitionne of Leisure

Level 0 - 100
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

Bird-Man of Aberdeen

Level 0 - 100
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!

Apparatchik's Apparel

Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.

The Gentleman's Ushanka

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.

Liquidator's Lid

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.

Fed-Fightin' Fedora

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.

Dillinger's Duffel

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)

The Business Casual

Level 1 - 100 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.

The HazMat Headcase

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.

Idea Tube

Level 0 - 100 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.

Robot Chicken Hat

Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.

The Grenadier Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.

Tribal Bones

Level 0 - 100 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.

Void Monk Hair

Level 0 - 100
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.

The Ninja Cowl

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."

What's in the Sandvich Box?

Level 1 Package
Open the Sandvich Box to reveal its contents.

What's in the Companion Square Box?

Level 1 Package
Open the Companion Square Box to reveal its contents.

The Triad Trinket

Level 1 - 100 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."

The Champ Stamp

Level 1 - 100 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.

Level 0 - 100

Awesomenauts Badge

Level 0 - 100 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.

Lone Star

Level 0 - 100
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.

The Russian Rocketeer

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!

Soviet Gentleman

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"

The Pocket Purrer

Level 1 - 100 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

The Koala Compact

Level 1 - 100 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!

Hat of Cards

Level 0 - 100
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!

Medi-Mask

Level 0 - 100 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.

The Track Terrorizer

Level 1 - 100 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.

Archimedes

Level 1 - 100 Mascot
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.

War Pig

Level 0 - 100
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.

The Bearded Bombardier

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

Level 0 - 100

Mann Co. Store Package

Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!

U-clank-a

Level 0 - 100
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!

Stealth Steeler

Level 0 - 100
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!

Pyrobotics Pack

Level 0 - 100
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.

The Medic Mech-bag

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!

Tin Pot

Level 0 - 100
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).

Battery Bandolier

Level 0 - 100
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].

Robot Running Man

Level 0 - 100
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!

Bolted Bushman

Level 0 - 100
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.

The Tin-1000

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!

Soldier's Stogie

Level 1 - 100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

Crafty Hair

Level 0 - 100 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.

Area 451

Level 0 - 100
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.

Vigilant Pin

Level 0 - 100 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.

Pyrotechnic Tote

Level 0 - 100 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?

Flunkyware

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.

Hanger-On Hood

Level 0 - 100
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.

Flight of the Monarch

Level 0 - 100 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.

The Friends Forever Companion Square Badge

Level 20 Badge
You are a grizzled friendship veteran. Your blood and sweat has been
poured into countless blanket fort constructions. You've fought in
hundreds of harrowing pillow wars. Let this Friends Forever badge be a
reminder to all that you know what it means to be a bro.

The Triple A Badge

Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a
badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on
there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well.
Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind.
Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.

Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap

Level 0 - 100
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.

Combat Medic's Crusher Cap

Level 0 - 100
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.

The Heroic Companion Badge

Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.

Rump-o'-Lantern

Level 0 - 100 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.

Operation Oil Spill Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.

( Not Tradable )

Operation Gear Grinder Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.

( Not Tradable )

Lacking Moral Fiber Mask

Level 0 - 100 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.

The Whale Bone Charm

Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.

King of Scotland Cape

Level 0 - 100 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.

The Menpo

Level 1 - 100 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!

The K-9 Mane

Level 1 - 100 Spirit Animal
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!

Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 0 - 100
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.

The Foppish Physician

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.

The Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.

Sir Hootsalot

Level 1 - 100 Mascot
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.

Master Mind

Level 0 - 100
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.

The Scarecrow

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.

Crone's Dome

Level 0 - 100
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.

Executioner

Level 0 - 100
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)

The Bonedolier

Level 1 - 100 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.

Plutonidome

Level 0 - 100 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.

The Spooky Shoes

Level 1 - 100 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.

Spooky Sleeves

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!

The Zipperface

Level 1 - 100 Hat

"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!

The Boo Balloon

Level 20 Balloon

These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.

What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?

Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.

The Unknown Monkeynaut

Level 20 Ghost

Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.

The Grand Duchess Tutu

Level 1 - 100 Apparel

Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.

Grand Duchess Fairy Wings

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.

Grand Duchess Tiara

Level 0 - 100
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.

Dead Little Buddy

Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).

Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.

Exorcizor

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!

Wraith Wrap

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.

Coffin Kit

Level 0 - 100 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.

Ghostly Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Dominate a player wearing any Gibus hat, collect the Ghostly Gibus,
and take your rightful place on the
Halloween-update-related-hat-throne.

( Not Tradable )

The Skull Island Topper

Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).

Cockfighter

Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.

Hitt Mann Badge

Level 0 - 100 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.

That '70s Chapeau

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.

The Chief Constable

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.

The Siberian Sophisticate

Level 1 - 100 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.

The Deadliest Duckling

Level 1 - 100 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.

The DethKapp

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!

Nose Candy

Level 1 - 100 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!

Rail Spikes

Level 1 - 100 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.

Brock's Locks

Level 0 - 100 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.

The Saxxy Clapper Badge

Level 5 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!

( Not Tradable )

Tuxxy

Level 0 - 100 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.

Faerie Solitaire Pin

Level 0 - 100 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.

Operation Mecha Engine Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.

( Not Tradable )

Winter Wonderland Wrap

Level 0 - 100 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!

Cut Throat Concierge

Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.

Der Wintermantel

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.

Cool Breeze

Level 0 - 100 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.

Soldier's Slope Scopers

Level 1 - 100 Hat
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.

The Cold Killer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.

Doc's Holiday

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd
most like to embody while on vacation.

Digit Divulger

Level 0 - 100 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.

Tough Stuff Muffs

Level 0 - 100
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.

Heavy's Hockey Hair

Level 1 - 100 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.

Mutton Mann

Level 0 - 100 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.

The Merc's Muffler

Level 1 - 100 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!

The Barnstormer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.

The Carl

Level 1 - 100 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!

Aqua Flops

Level 0 - 100 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?

The Hunger Force

Level 1 - 100 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!

Smissmas Wreath

Level 0 - 100 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.

Antlers

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.

Mann Co. Online Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )

The Reindoonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

Prize Plushy

Level 0 - 100 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!

The Grizzled Growth

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.

Last Straw

Level 0 - 100
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.

Tux

Level 1 - 100 Mascot
Linux represent!

( Not Tradable )

Wilson Weave

Level 0 - 100 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!

Brütal Bouffant

Level 0 - 100 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.

The Shred Alert

Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!

Buck Turner All-Stars

Level 1 - 100 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.

Vox Diabolus

Level 0 - 100
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.

Pounding Father

Level 0 - 100
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.

Blind Justice

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!

The Person in the Iron Mask

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.

Doe-Boy

Level 0 - 100
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!

Sydney Straw Boat

Level 0 - 100
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!

The Steel Songbird

Level 1 - 100 Mascot
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?

Croft's Crest

Level 1 - 100 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.

The Fortune Hunter

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.

Tomb Wrapper

Level 0 - 100 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.

Mann Co. Painting Set

Level 1 Package
This Do-It-Yourself Mann Co. painting set comes with samples of a few
different colors that are, legally-speaking, absolutely, definitely
not giving off toxic fumes.

The Samson Skewer

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.

The Bloodhound

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.

Dapper Disguise

Level 0 - 100 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.

The Necronomicrown

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.

Long Fall Loafers

Level 0 - 100 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.

TF2VRH

Level 0 - 100 Headset
So long, squares! Take a hike, triangles! Introducing the Team
Fortress 2 Very Rectangular Headset, which brings hundreds of decades
of rectangle research and technology to the absolute forefront of your
face.

( Not Tradable )

Conspiracy Cap

Level 10 Hat
Don't shield your head from government secrets with a tinfoil hat like
a know-nothing chump. Listen in on the private chat lines of our
shape-shifting Reptiloid overlords. Find out who wins next year's
World Series! Learn what's really in Area 51! Eavesdrop on Bigfoot's
late-night drunken calls to the President!

( Not Tradable )

Public Accessor

Level 10 Hat
This broken antenna cap is the perfect receiver for any local radio
stations broadcasting up to twenty feet away from you. Tune in to all
the hits from local-area ham radio operators, walkie-talkie
enthusiasts, and small children with soup cans connected by old wire.

( Not Tradable )

Pallet of Crates

Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!

The Breather Bag

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Since the invention of the garbage bag, humanity has longed to put it
over its head. Until now, this usually meant immediate asphyxiation.
UNTIL NOW! Plastic bag over your head? Breathing air? Thanks to the
geniuses at FaceBagHole Co., you don't have to choose.

The Weather Master

Level 1 - 100 Hat
They called you INSANE when you claimed a helmet with foam clouds and
lightning taped to it would give you weather powers! Now you'll show
them! You'll show them ALL! Moo hoo ha ha ha! (This helmet does not
give you weather powers.)

The Bacteria Blocker

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The human face is nature's garbage can. Everything from saliva
(make-outs) to grease (engine repair) to clumps of partially chewed
beef (eating) to poison (food-tasting for kings) can be found on the
average (your) face. Keep it marginally less filthy with the Bacteria
Blocker.

#TF_GateBot_Light

Level 1 - 100 Hat

( Not Tradable )

#TF_GateBot_Light

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item

( Not Tradable )

#TF_GateBot_Light

Level 1 - 100 Hat

( Not Tradable )

Operation Two Cities Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Two Cities is saved on this
badge.

( Not Tradable )

The Grandmaster

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Own the same novelty chess hat worn by Garry Kasparov when he beat
Deep Blue to death using his world-famous Thai boxing moves.

Unfilled Fancy Spellbook

Level 1 Spellbook

This is a fine-looking spellbook, but it's still missing pages! Once
it has enough pages, you'll be able to equip it and use it to cast
spells.

Fancy Spellbook

Level 1 - 100 Spellbook

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But
you can never have too much magic...
single wep deploy time decreased (0.5)

Spellbook Magazine

Level 1 - 100 Spellbook

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get
the job done.

Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
single wep deploy time decreased (0.5)

The Portable Smissmas Spirit Dispenser

Level 1 - 100 Snow Globe
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.

The War on Smissmas Battle Hood

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.

The War on Smissmas Battle Socks

Level 1 - 100 Decorative Bombs
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.

The Sack Fulla Smissmas

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.

The Smissmas Caribou

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.

Randolph the Blood-Nosed Caribou

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.

Festive Sapper

Level 1 - 99 Sapper

Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm

Level 1 - 100 Helmet
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are
condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not
liven things up with an evil robot costume?

Die Regime-Panzerung

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are
condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not
liven things up with an evil robot costume?

Mister Bubbles

Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
Thwart pickpockets, pocket-squatters and cheaters who ignore the rules
of the "What's in my Pocket?" game with the last word in iron-clad
diminutive pocket defense. Also works with underwater pockets!

The Big Daddy

Level 1 - 100 Mask
Enjoy all of the benefits of being President (leading the free world,
joining up with bank-robbing surf-gangs, steep discounts at fast food
restaurants) with this tricky Presidential mask.

The First American

Level 1 - 100 Mask
Statesman. Scientist. Inventor. Pretend to be all of these things and
more with this Benjamin Franklin mask. So life-like, the real Franklin
will think he invented another version of himself!

The Gilded Guard

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Criminal Cloak

Level 1 - 100 Apparel

The Dread Hiding Hood

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Baronial Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge

The Little Bear

Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
Make sure the contents of your pockets are distributed fairly with the
latest in Communist pocket enforcement.

The Snack Attack

Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'

Taunt: Square Dance

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.

Taunt: Flippin' Awesome

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.

Taunt: Buy A Life

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Spy Taunt

Taunt: Results Are In

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Medic Taunt

Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Opposing teams will face off to the death.

Taunt: Skullcracker

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.

Taunt: Party Trick

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Pyro Taunt

Taunt: Fresh Brewed Victory

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Soldier Taunt

Taunt: Spent Well Spirits

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt

Taunt: Rancho Relaxo

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Engineer Taunt

Taunt: I See You

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Sniper Taunt

Taunt: Battin' a Thousand

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Scout Taunt

Taunt: Conga

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a group taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga

Taunt: Deep Fried Desire

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Scout Taunt

Taunt: Oblooterated

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt

Towering Pillar Of Summer Shades

Level 1 - 100 Glasses

The #TF_Nabler

Level 1 - 100 Hat

#TF_Item_DuckBadge

Level 1
duck badge level (0)
duck rating (0)
duckstreaks active (1)

Spellbook Magazine

Level 1 Spellbook

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get
the job done.

Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
single wep deploy time decreased (0.5)

#TF_Powerup_Strength

Level 1 - 100

#TF_Powerup_Haste

Level 1 - 100

#TF_Powerup_Regen

Level 1 - 100

#TF_Powerup_Resist

Level 1 - 100

#TF_Powerup_Vampire

Level 1 - 100

#TF_Powerup_Warlock

Level 1 - 100

#TF_Powerup_Precision

Level 1 - 100

#TF_Powerup_Agility

Level 1 - 100

World Traveler's Hat

Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps

( Not Tradable )

Map Stamp - Egypt

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map

Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Egypt
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Coldfront

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Eric 'Icarus' Wong, David 'Selentic' Simon, Aeon 'Void'
Bollig, and Tim 'YM'Johnson

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Coldfront
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Fastlane

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Arttu 'SK' Mäki

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Fastlane
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Turbine

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Capture the Flag Map

Made by Flobster

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Turbine
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Steel

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defence Control Point Map

Made by Jamie 'Fishbus' Manson, Dan 'Irish Taxi Driver' Merboth and
FLOOR_MASTER

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Steel
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Junction

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map

Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Junction
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Watchtower

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Arena Map

Made by Joshua 'JoshuaC' Shiflet

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Watchtower
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Hoodoo

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map

Made by Tim 'YM' Johnson, Jeroen 'Snipergen' Dessaux, Wade 'Nineaxis'
Fabry and Drew 'Oxy' Fletcher

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Hoodoo
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Offblast

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Arena Map

Made by Magnar 'insta' Jenssen

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Offblast
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Yukon

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Patrick 'MangyCarface' Mulholland and Joachim 'Acegikmo'
Holmér

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Yukon
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Harvest

Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Harvest
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Freight

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Jamie 'Fishbus' Manson and Mitch 'ol' Robb

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Freight
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Mountain Lab

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defence Control Point Map

Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Mountain Lab
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Mann Manor

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map

Made by Tim 'YM' Johnson and Alex 'Rexy' Kreeger

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Mann Manor
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Nightfall

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Race Map

Made by Aaron 'Psy' Garcha and Paul Good

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Nightfall
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Frontier

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map

Made by Patrick 'MangyCarface' Mulholland and Arhurt

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Frontier
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Lakeside

Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Lakeside
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Gullywash

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Jan 'Arnold' Laroy

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Gullywash
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Kong King

Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Kong King
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Process

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Ian 'Scorpio Uprising' Cuslidge

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Process
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Standin

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Ian 'Scorpio Uprising' Cuslidge

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Standin
community map. Show your support today!

Map Stamp - Snakewater

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Toivo 'chojje' Sawen

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Snakewater
community map. Show your support today!

The Gas Jockey's Gear

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Pyro Items:

The Saharan Spy

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Spy Items:

The Tank Buster

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Soldier Items:

The Croc-o-Style Kit

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Sniper Items:

The Special Delivery

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Scout Items:

Polycount Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Contest winning entries:

Noise Maker Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one of each Halloween Noise Maker. Each Noise Maker has 25
charges.

Map Stamps Collection

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.

The Medieval Medic

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes these medieval themed Medic items:

The Hibernating Bear

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes these Heavy items:

The Expert's Ordnance

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes these Demoman items:

Winter Update Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all of the Winter Update class set items:

Box of Fancy Hats

Level 50 Item Bundle
Contains a variety of incredibly fancy hats:

A Bargaining Manne's Bundle of Bargains

Level 75 Item Bundle
Includes all items from the Polycount Pack and the Winter Update Pack:

Pile of Nasty Weapons

Level 50 Item Bundle
An assortment of particularly nasty weapons:

Map Stamps Collection

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.

The Emperor's Assortment

Level 50 Item Bundle
Get all eight items.
This haiku is not lying.
Get. All. Eight. Items:

Japan Charity Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Limited-edition hats and noisemakers! All proceeds (net of applicable
taxes) go directly to the American Red Cross for disaster relief in
Japan.

Scout Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Start causing trouble in style with these Scout items:

Soldier Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Don't go to war without these essential Soldier items:

Pyro Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Burn the house down with these starter Pyro items:

Demoman Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Transform into an honorable Demoknight with this starter kit:

Heavy Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
A big man needs a big gun and a big meal. Find both in this starter
pack:

Engineer Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Expand your options with these essential Engineer items:

Medic Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Provide your team with enhanced support with these key Medic items:

Sniper Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Raise your professional standards with these critical Sniper items:

Spy Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Quality field work depends on quality tools:

Mobster Monday Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these Mafia themed items for the Heavy and Spy:

Timbuk-Tuesday Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these (mostly) Mid-Eastern themed items for the Sniper,
Scout, and Demoman:

World War Wednesday Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these military themed items for the Soldier:

Meet the Medic! Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these items celebrating the Meet the Medic video:

The Uber Update Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Get every new item in the Uber Update in one massive bundle:

Summer Sun Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
The perfect set of items to enjoy the sun's warmth:

Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Soldier, designed
by WETA Workshop!

#TF_Bundle_DrGComicCon

Level 50 Item Bundle

Bethesda Employee Bundle

Level 1 - 100 Item Bundle

Tripwire Employee Bundle

Level 0 - 100 Item Bundle

Bethesda Employee Bundle

Level 0 - 100 Item Bundle

Tripwire Employee Bundle

Level 0 - 100 Item Bundle

The Manno-Technology Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
When will it be the future? Right now! See for yourself with these
eight items:

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#TF_Bundle_DOTA2GamescomChampionship

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The Emperor's Assortment

Level 50 Item Bundle
Get all eight items.
This haiku is not lying.
Get. All. Eight. Items:

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Level 50 Item Bundle

Map Stamps Collection

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.

Footballer's Kit

Level 50 Item Bundle
Pick a side and show your pride:

The Highland Hound Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:

The Curse-a-Nature Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:

The Infernal Imp Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:

The Mad Doktor Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:

The Tin Soldier Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:

The Invisible Rogue Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:

The FrankenHeavy Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:

The Camper Van Helsing Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:

The Brundle Bundle Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:

Halloween 2011 Costume Bundle of Bundles

Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:

Archimedes Promo

Level 50 Item Bundle

Dr. Grordbort's Brainiac Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Engineer, designed
by WETA Workshop!

Dr. Grordbort's Moonman Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Pyro, designed by
WETA Workshop!

Dr. Grordbort's Moonbrain Double Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Pyro and the
Engineer, designed by WETA Workshop!

Santa's Little Accomplice Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
As seen in the timeless holiday classic, A Smissmas Story:

Pet Balloonicorn Promo

Level 50 Item Bundle

Sandvich Promo

Level 50 Item Bundle

Companion Square Promo

Level 50 Item Bundle

The Pickaxe Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes both the Equalizer and the Escape Plan:

Robot Chicken Hat Promo

Level 50 Item Bundle

Urban Professional Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Nothing commands respect like a beanie, sunglasses and an incredibly
large sniper rifle:

Dumpster Diver Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Finally! Experience the thrill of being homeless from the comfort of
your own home:

Public Enemy Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Deciding whether or not to start your own crime syndicate? Test the
gangster waters with the Public Enemy Bundle:

Pyromania Mega Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
If you bought all this gear separately, it would cost over $100. If
you buy it all in this bundle, it would cost less. So we think the
choice is clear: Buy them separately. Please?

Summer 2012 Community Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
The Summer 2012 Community Bundle is filled with amazing creations by
members of the TF2 community. So if you happen to be on parole, this
actually probably counts as community service:

Triad Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Trick an incredibly violent and secretive underground Asian crime
syndicate into thinking you're one of them! It's a well-known fact
that the first thing you get when you join the Chinese mafia is a meat
cleaver, a bunch of tattoos, and a special Chinese mafia helmet that
will protect your head when you launch yourself at rival gangs out of
an ancient Chinese crime cannon. Get in on the ground floor, though,
because eventually the Chinese mafia is going to get wise to this
bundle and change the contents of their complementary initiation gift
basket.

QuakeCon Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate QuakeCon 2012 with this assortment of iconic items from
twenty years of gaming history.

Steam Translation Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle

Map Stamps Collection

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.

Hero Academy Gold Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
This heroic bundle contains a gift copy of Hero Academy with all DLC
on Steam, as well as all four Hero Academy-themed hats:

Triad Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Trick an incredibly violent and secretive underground Asian crime
syndicate into thinking you're one of them! It's a well-known fact
that the first thing you get when you join the Chinese mafia is a meat
cleaver, a bunch of tattoos, and a special Chinese mafia helmet that
will protect your head when you launch yourself at rival gangs out of
an ancient Chinese crime cannon. Get in on the ground floor, though,
because eventually the Chinese mafia is going to get wise to this
bundle and change the contents of their complementary initiation gift
basket.

Portal 2 Soundtrack Promo

Level 50 Item Bundle

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Red Pyro Action Figure Promo

Level 50 Item Bundle

Red Demoman Action Figure Promo

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Red Soldier Action Figure Promo

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Blue Pyro Action Figure Promo

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Blue Soldier Action Figure Promo

Level 50 Item Bundle

Total War Bundle

Level 0 - 100 Item Bundle

Halloween 2012 Community Bundle

Level 1 - 100 Item Bundle
This spooky bundle contains more than twenty incredible items created
by members of the TF2 community to celebrate the Fourth Annual
Spectral Halloween Special:

Name Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack