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[TBR] Pete Smile (SFC)
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Level 66 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one. Effect: Flaming Lantern
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #5
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Mecha-Medes
Level 75 Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes’ Flights of Fantasy #314
when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world,
met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a
half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
Earbuds
Level 18 Hat OSX represent!
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 57 Hat It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #5
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 4 Hat One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can’t peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby’s electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
Battery Canteens
Level 63 Usable Item Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #7
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
The Electric Escorter
Level 18 Hat "And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #7
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 38 Apparel The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 87 Bones Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
The Cool Breeze
Level 35 Kilt Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 29 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 90 Shirt Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 92 Shirt Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 98 Futuristic Sound Device Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete. taunt success sound (1) Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Doc's Holiday
Level 86 Apparel Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd
most like to embody while on vacation.
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 55 Backpack The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 49 Hat Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 31 Shoes From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
The Digit Divulger
Level 61 Gloves Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
The Nine-Pipe Problem #5720
Level 9 Pipe In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes. Effect: Genteel Smoke
Couvre Corner #10193
Level 20 Pocket Square Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Large Luchadore #52
Level 79 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Fancy Dress Uniform #6393
Level 42 Uniform
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 21 Hat Humorously vellicating vitreous.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Business Casual
Level 20 Shirt It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 16 Shoes From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 86 Lantern Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 68 Apparel Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 91 Shoes Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #7211
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 32 Backpack Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland taunt success sound (2) Only visible in Pyroland
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 36 Facial Hair Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe. Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Surgeon's Side Satchel #2548
Level 100 Satchel This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 27 Hat Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 21 Hat Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
The Burning Bongos #3390
Level 96 Bongos When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 12 Apparel Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW! Crafted by STEAM_0:0:24684179
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 1 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 92 Apparel It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:22651246
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 52 Apparel It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
The Builder's Blueprints #11312
Level 15 Blueprints Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight. Crafted by STEAM_0:1:41890332
The Noh Mercy
Level 55 Hat Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 20 Apparel Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 4 Apparel Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW! Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Blighted Beak
Level 23 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Idea Tube
Level 5 Backpack This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Prairie Heel Biters #12639
Level 15 Spurs
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 42 Decorative Bombs Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
The Made Man #14627
Level 57 A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 38 Shoes Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #5
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #5
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
The Cremator's Conscience #13755
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!' Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Der Wintermantel
Level 33 Apparel This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Pocket Medic #11365
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:41344631
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
The Kringle Collection
Level 19 Coat Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 21 Pocket Buddy A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat! Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #32
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #34
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 30 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
The Lollichop
Level 10 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 2 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Gift from: STEAM_0:1:23914339
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Gift from: STEAM_0:1:8502343
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Rescue Ranger
Level 31 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pyrotechnic Tote #1837
Level 28 Backpack Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes? Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 3 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Clan Pride #3151
Level 20 Medallion Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item. Crafted by STEAM_0:1:42146534
Power Up Canteen
Level 60 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 90 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 37 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Power Up Canteen #59863
Level 71 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The Fast Learner
Level 71 Shirt Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Level 69 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 33 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
The Stereoscopic Shades #264
Level 20 Glasses If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
The Liquor Locker #8329
Level 70 Treasure The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 1 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Positively Inhumane Spy-cicle
Positively Inhumane%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 939 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Spectre's Spectacles #8428
Level 20 Glasses So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man. Jingle all the way
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Track Terrorizer
Level 79 Shirt For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 82 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0 No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0 Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Pistol
Strange%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0 Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 1 +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Spectacularly Lethal Bushwacka
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 316 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 3 +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Strange Pistol
Strange%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 0 +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0 Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Wicked Nasty Jarate
Wicked Nasty%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 621 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Axtinguisher
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 6 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange SMG
Strange%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 3
Strange Bushwacka
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Spectacularly Lethal Pistol
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 343
Scarcely Lethal Diamondback
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 29 Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Strange Southern Hospitality
Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Truly Feared Jarate
Truly Feared%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 231 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 5 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Mildly Menacing Axtinguisher
Mildly Menacing%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 69 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 3 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 0 Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0 Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Strange Bonesaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Fists
Strange%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Rocket Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Face-Melting Knife
Face-Melting%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 1401
Strange Chargin' Targe
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0 Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 0 Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 0 Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0 Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 188 On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Strange Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Pistol
Strange%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 0 Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Somewhat Threatening Soda Popper
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 95 Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
Strange Bushwacka
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pistol
Strange%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Sandman
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0 Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
Face-Melting Flame Thrower
Face-Melting%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 1057
Strange Syringe Gun
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Reserve Shooter
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0 Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Face-Melting Shotgun
Face-Melting%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 1142
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Strange Soda Popper
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0 Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
Strange Black Box
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
Notably Dangerous Brass Beast
Notably Dangerous%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 144 +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Strange Powerjack
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0 +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Competent Contributor's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 3 The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Strange%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 0 Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Strange%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 5 Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Strange Southern Hospitality
Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0 Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Strange Brass Beast
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0 +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Strange Quick-Fix
Strange%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 1 (Kill Assists%s3: 0) Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Strange Syringe Gun
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0 +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Amputator
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0 On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Strange%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 0 Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Strange Rocket Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Mad Milk
Strange%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 0 Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0 Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Strange Quick-Fix
Strange%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 0 (Kill Assists%s3: 0) Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Strange Minigun
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0 These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
Strange Amputator
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0 On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Strange Boston Basher
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1 On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Strange Amputator
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0 On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Strange Revolver
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Spectacularly Lethal Sandman
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 285 Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
Strange Mad Milk
Strange%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 0 Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 92 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 92 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Sandman
Level 79 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 67 Lunch Box
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 35 Lunch Box
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Level 35 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded. Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Villain's Veil
Level 61 Hat The good, the bad, and the dead.
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stogie #9596
Level 80 Cigar Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The Triad Trinket #10791
Level 65 Necklace Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home." Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Vox Diabolus #1338
Level 18 Hat With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Rail Spikes #4808
Level 92 Spikes There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The Team Captain #16730
Level 80 Hat Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!' Crafted by STEAM_0:0:3682892
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 73 Hat Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat Way way more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Swagman's Swatter #19949
Level 10 Hat This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The K-9 Mane #7400
Level 49 Hat The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win! Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The Crafty Hair #7455
Level 24 Hair If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Doc's Holiday #3276
Level 15 Apparel Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd
most like to embody while on vacation. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 24 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
The Builder's Blueprints #19809
Level 15 Blueprints Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The Winter Wonderland Wrap #3281
Level 24 Mask Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery! Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Le Party Phantom
Level 98 Hat Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Heavy's Hockey Hair #3358
Level 42 Hair Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 90 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 59 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration. Crafted by STEAM_0:1:52472225
The Carl #4698
Level 98 Hair Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache! Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The Hound Dog
Level 54 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Hero's Hachimaki #24306
Level 56 Hat Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The Cremator's Conscience #20577
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!' Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Trophy Belt
Level 40 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable )
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 42 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 6 Hair Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
The Killer Exclusive #16269
Level 10 Hat Break news, spirits and heads. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
The Spectre's Spectacles #19860
Level 20 Glasses So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted. Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Prairie Heel Biters #22180
Level 15 Spurs Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Rogue's Col Roule #22185
Level 15 Apparel Crafted by STEAM_0:0:7346215
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 11 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 90 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Fallen Angel
Level 56 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shoestring Budget
Level 64 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Blazing Bull
Level 77 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Einstein
Level 57 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 9 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 32 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 26 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 27 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 53 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 7 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 80 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 54 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 59 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 9 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 9 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scottish Snarl
Level 60 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 23 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge 'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician' Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
The Holy Hunter
Level 81 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Zipperface
Level 95 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 42 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
The Steel Pipes
Level 76 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Can Opener
Level 86 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 57 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 4 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 43 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 12 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Rainblower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0 Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Rainblower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0 Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started. Hire Date: October 8, 2007 (08:10:40 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Rainblower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0 Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
( Not Tradable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Strange Rainblower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0 Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 Hat Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1 Hat Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1 It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 Hat Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow override projectile type (19)
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players