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๖ۣۜGiXXer!
#54
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Scout
(170 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(170 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(191 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(191 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(174 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(174 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(176 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(176 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(183 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(183 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(156 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(156 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(161 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(161 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(172 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(172 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(156 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(156 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Hats
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>> Crafting
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>> Tools
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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Unusual Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 88 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Effect: Orbiting Fire
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #54
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Vintage Merryweather
(equipped)
Level 21 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Effect: Orbiting Fire
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The U-clank-a
Level 91 Hat
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Unusual Professional's Panama
Level 5 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Effect: Nuts n' Bolts
Unusual Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 74 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Effect: Steaming
Backpack Expander
Level 57 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 72 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Safe'n'Sound
Level 40 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Professor's Peculiarity
(equipped)
Level 65 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Big Country
Level 47 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 11 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Haunted Master Mind
Level 78 Hat
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Hat
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Western Wear
Level 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 95 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Mining Light
Level 14 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 100 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
The Pocket Purrer
Level 81 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Hotrod
Level 100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Ol' Geezer
Level 100 Hat
Get off mah land!
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
The Tin-1000
Level 40 Hat
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Buckaroos Hat
Level 35 Hat
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
The Idea Tube
Level 7 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Engineer's Cap
Level 100 Hat
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 52 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Bonk Helm
Level 10 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 100 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 86 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
The Robot Running Man
Level 13 Hat
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 83 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Whoopee Cap
Level 100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Flipped Trilby
Level 100 Hat
The Fast Learner
Level 1 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
The Track Terrorizer
Level 100 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 97 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Whoopee Cap
Level 100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Batter's Helmet
Level 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
The Milkman
Level 100 Hat
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Whoopee Cap
Level 100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Bonk Boy
Level 11 Hat
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Bombing Run
Level 100 Hat
Death from above!
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Essential Accessories
(equipped)
Level 10 Apparel
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 45 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 100 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
The Digit Divulger
Level 31 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 54 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 70 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Villain's Veil
Level 100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 86
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 11 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Larrikin Robin
Level 63 Hat
Trophy Belt
Level 100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Professional's Panama
Level 100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Desert Marauder
Level 100 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 100 Hat
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 29 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 78 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Crocleather Slouch
Level 100 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 100 Hat
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
The Koala Compact
Level 55 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 86 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 100 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 79 Hat
Napper's Respite
Level 100 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 99 Hat
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 62 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 81 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
The Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 100 Hat
The HazMat Headcase
Level 100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 73 Backpack
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 35 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Old Guadalajara
Level 100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 100 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 100 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 62 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Madame Dixie
Level 100 Hat
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 92 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 100 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
The Head Warmer
Level 10 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 45 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Brigade Helm
Level 100 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 71 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 100 Hat
"FROYO'S GOLF HAT"
Level 100 Hat
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 86 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 95 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 51 Hat
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 77 Hat
Sober Stuntman
Level 100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
The Snapped Pupil
Level 100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 100 Hat
The Samur-Eye
Level 33 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 38 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 100 Hat
The Battery Bandolier
Level 100 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Scotch Bonnet
Level 100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Reggaelator
Level 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 100
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 100 Hat
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
Gift from: <'|electrO=3
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 100 Hat
Hard Counter
Level 76 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Officer's Ushanka
Level 84 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 95 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 67 Hat
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 58 Hat
The Big Chief
Level 15 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 92 Hat
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
The Capo's Capper
Level 24 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 92 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 100 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
The U-clank-a
Level 84 Hat
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 1 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Copper's Hard Top
Level 100 Hat
Large Luchadore
Level 100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
The Gym Rat
Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 100 Hat
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 100 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The Hound Dog
Level 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 45 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 100 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 100 Hat
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 45 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Defiant Spartan
Level 100 Hat
The Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 93 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
The War Pig
Level 24 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Haunted Zipperface
Level 19 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 91 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Armored Authority
Level 99 Hat
Killer's Kabuto
Level 17 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Stainless Pot
Level 100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 100 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
The Tin Pot
Level 74 Hat
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
The Kringle Collection
Level 64 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 55 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 100 Hat
The Conquistador
Level 100 Hat
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
The Lucky Shot
Level 100 Hat
Let's see you do that again, Private.
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 53 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 100 Hat
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 90 Hat
Soldier's Stash
Level 100 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Stout Shako
Level 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 100 Hat
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 100 Uniform
Lumbricus Lid
Level 100 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 100 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Exquisite Rack
Level 100 Hat
Honcho's Headgear
Level 100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 38 Hat
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 53 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 100 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 100 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 51 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
The Made Man
Level 79
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
Fancy Fedora
Level 100 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
The Business Casual
Level 74 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Camera Beard
Level 25 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
The Stealth Steeler
Level 100 Hat
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Familiar Fez
Level 100 Hat
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.
Hat of Cards
Level 100 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 12 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 100 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Blighted Beak
Level 100 Hat
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 99 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 86 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
German Gonzila
Level 100 Hat
Doc's Holiday
Level 49 Apparel
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd
most like to embody while on vacation.
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 100 Hat
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 68 Hat
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 92 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Der Wintermantel
Level 40 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Grimm Hatte
Level 100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 100 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Doctor's Sack
Level 100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 79 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Private Eye
Level 100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
The Team Captain
Level 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 1 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
The Team Captain
Level 68 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
The Team Captain
Level 28 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
The Brown Bomber
Level 12 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 42 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 32 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
The Team Captain
Level 2 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 100 Hat
The Merc's Muffler
Level 19 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #30
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
Gift from: iwashi power
( Not Tradable )
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 64 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40
Earbuds
Level 100 Hat
OSX represent!
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 84 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Intangible Ascot
Level 83 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Wrap Battler
Level 78 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Idiot Box
Level 23 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Blazing Bull
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 44 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable )
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Buzz Killer
Level 2 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 41 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel Pipes
Level 31 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Can Opener
Level 23 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 46 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Einstein
Level 82 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 32 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shoestring Budget
Level 77 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scottish Snarl
Level 30 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Crafted by ๖ۣۜGiXXer!
( Not Tradable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Under Cover
Level 49 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Emerald Jarate
Level 2 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 76 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 67 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 28 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Griffin's Gog
Level 15 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 31 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 87 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Fallen Angel
Level 77 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 60 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 43 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Industrial Festivizer
Level 93 Hat
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
The Satisfactory Santa's Spirit Of Giving
The Satisfactory Santa's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 17
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 52 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
The Jingle Belt
Level 100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
Power Up Canteen
Level 20 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Executioner
Level 56 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 7 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Hale's Own Minigun
Hale's Own%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 10278
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 100 Lunch Box
Strange Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Somewhat Threatening Natascha
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 72
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Family Business
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice #11043
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Crafted by ๖ۣۜGiXXer!
Unremarkable Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Unremarkable%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 14
Strange Fists
Strange%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 0
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Strange Brass Beast
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Uncharitable Gloves of Running Urgently
Uncharitable%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 109
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher
Server-Clearing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 4331
Uncharitable Pain Train
Uncharitable%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 117
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Gore-Spattered Reserve Shooter
Gore-Spattered%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 469
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Wicked Nasty Equalizer
Wicked Nasty%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 575
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 76 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 4
Uncharitable Escape Plan
Uncharitable%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 115
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Mantreads
Strange%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 0
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Scarcely Lethal Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 26
Scarcely Lethal Direct Hit
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 39
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Epic Liberty Launcher
Epic%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 5222
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Server-Clearing Black Box
Server-Clearing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 3767
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Hale's Own Sniper Rifle
Hale's Own%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 10761
"BOOM HEAD SHOT.....wait bodyshot!"
Scarcely Lethal Huntsman
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 34
Wicked Nasty Tribalman's Shiv
Wicked Nasty%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 602
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
"Boom! Bodyshot!"
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Bazaar Bargain
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 178
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Scarcely Lethal SMG
Scarcely Lethal%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 27
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
override projectile type (19)
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 1
Mildly Menacing Sydney Sleeper
Mildly Menacing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 61
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Server-Clearing Jarate
Server-Clearing%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 3686
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Crafted by MaD HaTtEr?
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Notably Dangerous Razorback
Notably Dangerous%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 160
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Server-Clearing Machina
Server-Clearing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 2881
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Rage-Inducing Bushwacka
Rage-Inducing%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 2065
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Server-Clearing Wrench
Server-Clearing%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 3338
(Kills%s3: 184)
Unremarkable Southern Hospitality
Unremarkable%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 11
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Unremarkable Festive Frontier Justice
Unremarkable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 11
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Spectacularly Lethal Gunslinger
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Robot Arm - Sentry Kills%s5: 304
(Kills%s3: 156)
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 9
(Kills%s3: 1)
Gore-Spattered Frontier Justice
Gore-Spattered%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 420
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Scarcely Lethal Widowmaker
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 25
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Rescue Ranger
Level 77 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Strange Jag
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Uncharitable Shotgun
Uncharitable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 115
Wicked Nasty Medi Gun
Wicked Nasty%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 526
(Kill Assists%s3: 1686)
Strange Quick-Fix
Strange%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Truly Feared Ubersaw
Truly Feared%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 269
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Wicked Nasty Kritzkrieg
Wicked Nasty%s6 Medi Gun - Kill Assists%s5: 662
(Ubers%s3: 374)
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Sufficiently Lethal Syringe Gun
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 214
Mildly Menacing Bonesaw
Mildly Menacing%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 57
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Strange Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Blutsauger
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 6
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Strange Amputator
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Notably Dangerous Overdose
Notably Dangerous%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 136
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Strange%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 0
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Server-Clearing Grenade Launcher
Server-Clearing%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 2639
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Strange%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 83 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Server-Clearing Stickybomb Launcher
Server-Clearing%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 3342
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Truly Feared Half-Zatoichi
Truly Feared%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 260
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Gore-Spattered Ullapool Caber
Gore-Spattered%s6 Stick Bomb - Kills%s5: 354
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Positively Inhumane Eyelander
Positively Inhumane%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 768
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen #29418
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Crafted by ๖ۣۜGiXXer!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 88
Mildly Menacing Persian Persuader
Mildly Menacing%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 68
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Gore-Spattered Loch-n-Load
Gore-Spattered%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 402
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Strange Chargin' Targe
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Server-Clearing Scattergun
Server-Clearing%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 3200
Uncharitable Pistol
Uncharitable%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 101
Unremarkable Atomizer
Unremarkable%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 22
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Strange%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 0
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Face-Melting Mad Milk
Face-Melting%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 1470
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Strange Boston Basher
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Wicked Nasty Holy Mackerel
Wicked Nasty%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 647
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Truly Feared Soda Popper
Truly Feared%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 253
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Strange Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Shortstop
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 213
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Notably Dangerous Sandman
Notably Dangerous%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 142
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Strange Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Scarcely Lethal Backburner
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 31
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Scarcely Lethal Powerjack
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 31
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Unremarkable Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Unremarkable%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 14
Unremarkable Rainblower
Unremarkable%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 18
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 7
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Unremarkable Detonator
Unremarkable%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 16
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
Positively Inhumane Flame Thrower
Positively Inhumane%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 836
Spectacularly Lethal Flare Gun
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 307
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 0
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
Face-Melting Degreaser
Face-Melting%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 1264
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
Wicked Nasty Axtinguisher
Wicked Nasty%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 611
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 5
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Revolver
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 3
Strange Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Somewhat Threatening Sapper
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Sapper - Buildings Sapped%s5: 81
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
Spectacularly Lethal Ambassador
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 340
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Face-Melting Dead Ringer
Face-Melting%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 1221
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Strange L'Etranger
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Server-Clearing Knife
Server-Clearing%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 2524
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 7
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Strange Big Earner
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Strange%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 0
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Mann's Mint
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
An Air of Debonair
Level 5 Tool
Cream Spirit
Level 5 Tool
The Value of Teamwork
Level 5 Tool
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Pink as Hell
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
An Air of Debonair
Level 5 Tool
Cream Spirit
Level 5 Tool
The Value of Teamwork
Level 5 Tool
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Cream Spirit
Level 5 Tool
The Value of Teamwork
Level 5 Tool
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
After Eight
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Cream Spirit
Level 5 Tool
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Cream Spirit
Level 5 Tool
Team Spirit
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items the color of your current team.
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that
weapon.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
Hire Date: October 10, 2007 (10:44:16 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Heavies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Heavies you kill with that weapon.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Gib Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you gib with that weapon.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 21 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Unusual Vintage Merryweather
Level 21 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Effect: Orbiting Fire
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 65 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Unusual Vintage Merryweather
Level 21 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Effect: Orbiting Fire
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 65 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8