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Bat
Bottle
Fire Axe
Kukri
Knife
Fists
Shovel
Wrench
Bonesaw
Shotgun
Shotgun
Shotgun
Shotgun
Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Minigun
SMG
Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Pistol
Pistol
Revolver
Construction PDA
Destruction PDA
Disguise Kit
PDA
Medi Gun
Invis Watch
The Kritzkrieg
The Blutsauger
The Ubersaw
The Axtinguisher
The Flare Gun
The Backburner
Natascha
The Sandvich
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
The Sandman
The Force-A-Nature
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Demoman's Fro
Mining Light
Football Helmet
Prussian Pickelhaube
Pyro's Beanie
Batter's Helmet
Trophy Belt
Soldier's Stash
Fancy Fedora
The Huntsman
The Razorback
Jarate
The Dead Ringer
The Cloak and Dagger
The Ambassador
Texas Ten Gallon
Engineer's Cap
Officer's Ushanka
Tough Guy's Toque
Stainless Pot
Tyrant's Helm
Glengarry Bonnet
Vintage Tyrolean
Respectless Rubber Glove
Camera Beard
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Brigade Helm
Bonk Helm
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Backbiter's Billycock
Professional's Panama
Master's Yellow Belt
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Ghastlierest Gibus
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
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Cheater's Lament
Bill's Hat
The Direct Hit
The Equalizer
The Buff Banner
The Scottish Resistance
The Chargin' Targe
The Eyelander
The Gunboats
J.Axer's Dapper Topper
Towering Pillar of Hats
Amber's Rad As All Hell Hat
Noble Amassment of Hats
Uncle Sam
Modest Pile of Hat
The Wrangler
Frontier Justice
The Gunslinger
Earbuds
Physician's Procedure Mask
The Hound Dog
Hustler's Hallmark
Magistrate's Mullet
Hotrod
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Killer's Kabuto
The Homewrecker
The Pain Train
The Southern Hospitality
Shooter's Sola Topi
The Dalokohs Bar
The Lugermorph
The Big Kill
Max's Severed Head
Crit-a-Cola
Grizzled Veteran
Soldier of Fortune
Mercenary
Taunt: The High Five!
The Golden Wrench
Primeval Warrior
The Tribalman's Shiv
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
The Vita-Saw
Whoopee Cap
Whiskered Gentleman
Ze Goggles
Safe'n'Sound
Tippler's Tricorne
Frenchman's Beret
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Vintage Merryweather
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Gentleman's Gatsby
The Heavy Duty Rag
Alien Swarm Parasite
Bat
Bottle
Fire Axe
Kukri
Knife
Fists
Shovel
Wrench
Bonesaw
Shotgun
Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Minigun
SMG
Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Pistol
Revolver
Medi Gun
Invis Watch
The Attendant
The Powerjack
The Degreaser
Rimmed Raincatcher
The Milkman
The Shortstop
The Holy Mackerel
Mad Milk
Familiar Fez
L'Etranger
Your Eternal Reward
The Battalion's Backup
Grenadier's Softcap
The Black Box
Ol' Snaggletooth
The Sydney Sleeper
Darwin's Danger Shield
The Bushwacka
Secret Saxton
Pile o' Gifts
The Rocket Jumper
Gloves of Running Urgently
Lumbricus Lid
Dueling Mini-Game
Bronze Dueling Badge
Silver Dueling Badge
Gold Dueling Badge
Platinum Dueling Badge
Pugilist's Protector
Old Guadalajara
Napper's Respite
Bombing Run
Chieftain's Challenge
Stout Shako
Dr's Dapper Topper
Handyman's Handle
Hard Counter
Sober Stuntman
Carouser's Capotain
Wiki Cap
Mann Co. Cap
Polycount Pin
Ellis' Cap
The Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Scout Mask
Sniper Mask
Soldier Mask
Demoman Mask
Medic Mask
Heavy Mask
Spy Mask
Engineer Mask
Pyro Mask
Saxton Hale Mask
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Ghastlier Gibus
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Noise Maker - Witch
Noise Maker - Banshee
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Spine-Chilling Skull
Noise Maker - Stabby
Voodoo Juju
Cadaver's Cranium
Horrific Headsplitter
Dealer's Visor
The Lugermorph
Dangeresque, Too?
License to Maim
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Iron Curtain
Companion Cube Pin
Frontline Field Recorder
Berliner's Bucket Helm
The Amputator
Crusader's Crossbow
Scotch Bonnet
The Ullapool Caber
The Loch-n-Load
The Big Chief
The Warrior's Spirit
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
The Brass Beast
Magnificent Mongolian
Larrikin Robin
Blighted Beak
Pyromancer's Mask
The Candy Cane
Prancer's Pride
Détective Noir
Madame Dixie
Buckaroos Hat
German Gonzila
Flipped Trilby
The Boston Basher
The Back Scratcher
The Claidheamh Mòr
The Jag
Coupe D'isaster
The Fists of Steel
Bounty Hat
Treasure Hat
Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
Foster's Facade
Stockbroker's Scarf
Le Party Phantom
Industrial Festivizer
Exquisite Rack
Defiant Spartan
A Rather Festive Tree
Prince Tavish's Crown
Professor Speks
Crocleather Slouch
The Athletic Supporter
The Superfan
The Essential Accessories
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Detonator
The Concheror
The Fan O'War
Conniver's Kunai
The Half-Zatoichi
The Dread Knot
The Samur-Eye
Hero's Hachimaki
The Noh Mercy
Noise Maker - Bell
The Geisha Boy
Noise Maker - Gong
Noise Maker - Koto
Hottie's Hoodie
The Team Captain
Western Wear
Large Luchadore
Medic's Mountain Cap
Big Country
Grimm Hatte
Professor's Peculiarity
Teddy Roosebelt
Sight for Sore Eyes
Private Eye
Googly Gazer
Reggaelator
Honcho's Headgear
Pocket Medic
Villain's Veil
Connoisseur's Cap
Furious Fukaamigasa
Charmer's Chapeau
Doctor's Sack
Ol' Geezer
Desert Marauder
The Shahanshah
The Bazaar Bargain
Sultan's Ceremonial
The Persian Persuader
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
The Splendid Screen
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Magnanimous Monarch
The Quick-Fix
The Overdose
The Solemn Vow
The Liberty Launcher
The Reserve Shooter
The Market Gardener
Jumper's Jeepcap
Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Resurrection Associate Pin
The Saxxy
Tomislav
The Family Business
The Eviction Notice
The Capo's Capper
Moustachium Bar
'Fish'
Spacemetal Scrap
SpaceChem Pin
Fishcake
Brain Bucket
The Dead Cone
The Hetman's Headpiece
The Janissary Ketche
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
The Cow Mangler 5000
The Righteous Bison
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
The Mantreads
Armored Authority
Fancy Dress Uniform
The Disciplinary Action
The Soda Popper
The Winger
The Atomizer
Bonk Boy
Three-Rune Blade
The Hero's Tail
Sign of the Wolf's School
The Postal Pummeler
Cosa Nostra Cap
The Enforcer
The Big Earner
The Made Man
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
The Conjurer's Cowl
The Maul
The Planeswalker Helm
The Planeswalker Goggles
The Lo-Fi Longwave
The Proof of Purchase
Team Fortress 2 - Upgrade to Premium
The Spiral Sallet
The Conscientious Objector
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Copper's Hard Top
Security Shades
Tam O' Shanter
Stately Steel Toe
Nessie's Nine Iron
Rogue's Col Roule
Prairie Heel Biters
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Summer Shades
Power Up Canteen
Flip-Flops
Lucky No. 42
Summer Hat
Noise Maker - Fireworks
First Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Second Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Participant - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
First Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Second Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Third Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
UGC Highlander Participant
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
The Original
The Mask of the Shaman
The Pilotka
The Stahlhelm
The Dragonborn Helmet
The Anger
Pip-Boy
The Wingstick
The Nanobalaclava
The Deus Specs
The Company Man
The Purity Fist
The Diamondback
The Machina
The Widowmaker
The Short Circuit
Clockwerk's Helm
Sniper's Snipin' Glass
Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Party Hat
The Killer Exclusive
The El Jefe
The Ball-Kicking Boots
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
The Hair of the Dog
The Scottish Snarl
The Pickled Paws
The Wrap Battler
B-ankh!
The Futankhamun
The Blazing Bull
The Fallen Angel
Tail From the Crypt
The Einstein
Dr. Gogglestache
The Emerald Jarate
The Idiot Box
The Steel Pipes
The Shoestring Budget
The Under Cover
Griffin's Gog
The Intangible Ascot
The Can Opener
The Soviet Stitch-Up
The Steel-Toed Stompers
The Holy Hunter
Silver Bullets
Garlic Flank Stake
The Buzz Killer
The Frontier Flyboy
The Legend of Bugfoot
The Last Breath
Apparition's Aspect
Unarmed Combat
Wanga Prick
The Infernal Impaler
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Halloween Goodie Cauldron
The Spine-Tingling Skull
The Spine-Cooling Skull
The Spine-Twisting Skull
The MONOCULUS!
The Seal Mask
The Bombinomicon
Ghastly Gibus
The Cold War Luchador
The Mark of the Saint
The Apoco-Fists
The Pomson 6000
The Eureka Effect
The Brainiac Hairpiece
The Brainiac Goggles
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
The Third Degree
The Phlogistinator
The Manmelter
The Moonman Backpack
The Bubble Pipe
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Manniversary Package
Your Worst Nightmare
The One-Man Army
The Counterfeit Billycock
The Outdoorsman
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
The Pencil Pusher
The Builder's Blueprints
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
The Bootlegger
The Scottish Handshake
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
The Salty Dog
The Little Buddy
The Gym Rat
The Hot Dogger
The Birdcage
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
The Backwards Ballcap
The Crocodile Smile
Flair!
Couvre Corner
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
L'Inspecteur
Photo Badge
Clan Pride
The Swagman's Swatter
The Flamboyant Flamenco
The Virtual Reality Headset
The Spectre's Spectacles
The Stereoscopic Shades
The Hat With No Name
The Cremator's Conscience
The Hermes
The Point and Shoot
The War Head
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
The Dashin' Hashshashin
The Sharp Dresser
Dr. Whoa
The Top Notch
The Ornament Armament
The Cozy Camper
The Sandvich Safe
The Head Warmer
The Outback Intellectual
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
The All-Father
The Wrap Assassin
The Spy-cicle
The Kringle Collection
The Jingle Belt
The Big Elfin Deal
The Bootie Time
Festive Minigun
Strange Spirit Of Giving
The Holiday Punch
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Festive Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Festive Bat
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
The B.M.O.C.
The Holiday Headcase
The Full Head Of Steam
Festive Scattergun
The Stocking Stuffer
The Brown Bomber
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
The Ebenezer
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
UGC Highlander Euro Platinum
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
UGC Highlander Euro Silver
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
UGC Highlander Euro Iron
UGC Highlander Tin 1st Place
UGC Highlander Tin 2nd Place
UGC Highlander Tin 3rd Place
UGC Highlander Participant
UGC Highlander Euro Participant
Something Special For Someone Special
The Lucky Shot
The Warsworn Helmet
The Bolgan
The Bolgan Family Crest
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Aladdin's Private Reserve
The Snapped Pupil
The Dueler
The Gifting Man From Gifting Land
The Philateler
The Map Maker's Medallion
The Merc Medal
The Battle Bob
The Bushman's Boonie
The Conquistador
The Fast Learner
Tour of Duty Ticket
Operation Steel Trap Badge
The Black Rose
Mann Co. Store Package
The Beggar's Bazooka
The Captain's Cocktails
The Helmet Without a Home
The RoBro 3000
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Sapper
Sapper
Construction PDA
The Balloonicorn
The Lollichop
The Scorch Shot
The Rainblower
Pyrovision Goggles
Pyrovision Goggles
The Infernal Orchestrina
The Burning Bongos
The Cleaner's Carbine
The Hitman's Heatmaker
The Waxy Wayfinder
The Scrap Pack
The Texas Half-Pants
The Bolt Action Blitzer
The Toss-Proof Towel
Squad Surplus Voucher
The Fruit Shoot
The Front Runner
The Triclops
The Flamingo Kid
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
The Cross-Comm Express
The Doublecross-Comm
The Atomic Accolade
The Professor's Pineapple
The Quadwrangler
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
The Liquor Locker
Baby Face's Blaster
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
The Escape Plan
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
The Apparatchik's Apparel
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Liquidator's Lid
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Dillinger's Duffel
The Business Casual
The HazMat Headcase
The Idea Tube
Robot Chicken Hat
The Grenadier Helm
The Tribal Bones
The Void Monk Hair
The Ninja Cowl
What's in the Sandvich Box?
What's in the Companion Square Box?
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
The Red-Tape Recorder
The Huo-Long Heater
The Flying Guillotine
The Neon Annihilator
The Triad Trinket
The Champ Stamp
The Marxman
The Human Cannonball
Awesomenauts Badge
The Lone Star
The Russian Rocketeer
The Soviet Gentleman
The Pocket Purrer
The Koala Compact
Hat of Cards
Medi-Mask
The Track Terrorizer
Archimedes
The War Pig
The Bearded Bombardier
The Red-Tape Recorder
The Huo-Long Heater
The Flying Guillotine
The Neon Annihilator
The Triad Trinket
The Champ Stamp
The Marxman
The Human Cannonball
Mann Co. Store Package
The U-clank-a
The Stealth Steeler
The Pyrobotics Pack
The Medic Mech-bag
The Tin Pot
The Battery Bandolier
The Robot Running Man
The Bolted Bushman
The Tin-1000
Deflector
The AWPer Hand
Soldier's Stogie
The Crafty Hair
Area 451
The Vigilant Pin
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Flunkyware
The Hanger-On Hood
The Flight of the Monarch
The Robo-Sandvich
The Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
The Triple A Badge
The Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
The Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
The Heroic Companion Badge
The Rump-o'-Lantern
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
The Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
The Whale Bone Charm
The King of Scotland Cape
The Menpo
The K-9 Mane
The Stovepipe Sniper Shako
The Foppish Physician
The Distinguished Rogue
The Freedom Staff
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Sir Hootsalot
Master Mind
The Scarecrow
The Crone's Dome
The Executioner
The Bonedolier
The Plutonidome
The Spooky Shoes
The Spooky Sleeves
The Zipperface
The Boo Balloon
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?
The Unknown Monkeynaut
The Grand Duchess Tutu
The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
The Grand Duchess Tiara
The Ap-Sap
The Dead Little Buddy
The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
The Exorcizor
The Wraith Wrap
The Coffin Kit
The Bat Outta Hell
Ghostly Gibus
The Skull Island Topper
The Cockfighter
The Hitt Mann Badge
That '70s Chapeau
The Chief Constable
The Siberian Sophisticate
The Quäckenbirdt
The Deadliest Duckling
The DethKapp
Nose Candy
Rail Spikes
Brock's Locks
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
The Memory Maker
The Tuxxy
Faerie Solitaire Pin
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
The Cut Throat Concierge
Der Wintermantel
The Cool Breeze
Soldier's Slope Scopers
The Cold Killer
Doc's Holiday
The Digit Divulger
Tough Stuff Muffs
Heavy's Hockey Hair
The Mutton Mann
The Merc's Muffler
The Barnstormer
The Carl
Aqua Flops
The Hunger Force
Smissmas Wreath
Antlers
Mann Co. Online Cap
The Reindoonicorn
The Loose Cannon
The Rescue Ranger
The Vaccinator
The Festive Holy Mackerel
The Festive Axtinguisher
The Festive Buff Banner
The Festive Sandvich
The Festive Ubersaw
Festive Frontier Justice
The Festive Huntsman
The Festive Ambassador
Festive Grenade Launcher
The Prize Plushy
The Grizzled Growth
The Last Straw
Tux
The Wilson Weave
The Ham Shank
The Brütal Bouffant
The Shred Alert
Buck Turner All-Stars
Vox Diabolus
The Pounding Father
Blind Justice
The Person in the Iron Mask
The Doe-Boy
The Sydney Straw Boat
The Steel Songbird
Croft's Crest
The Fortune Hunter
The Tomb Wrapper
Mann Co. Painting Set
The Samson Skewer
The Bloodhound
The Dapper Disguise
The Necronomicrown
The Long Fall Loafers
The TF2VRH
The Conspiracy Cap
The Public Accessor
Pallet of Crates
The Breather Bag
The Weather Master
The Bacteria Blocker
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Operation Two Cities Badge
The Grandmaster
Unfilled Fancy Spellbook
Fancy Spellbook
Spellbook Magazine
The Golden Frying Pan
The Portable Smissmas Spirit Dispenser
The War on Smissmas Battle Hood
The War on Smissmas Battle Socks
The Sack Fulla Smissmas
The Smissmas Caribou
Randolph the Blood-Nosed Caribou
Festive Force-A-Nature
Festive Crusader's Crossbow
Festive Sapper
Festive Flare Gun
Festive Eyelander
Festive Jarate
Festive Gloves of Running Urgently
Festive Black Box
Festive Wrangler
Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm
Die Regime-Panzerung
Mister Bubbles
The Big Daddy
The First American
The Fortified Compound
The Gilded Guard
The Criminal Cloak
The Dread Hiding Hood
The Baronial Badge
The Little Bear
The Classic
The Tide Turner
The Bread Bite
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
The Snack Attack
The Back Scatter
The Air Strike
The Self-Aware Beauty Mark
Taunt: Square Dance
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Taunt: Buy A Life
Taunt: Results Are In
Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Taunt: Skullcracker
Taunt: Party Trick
Taunt: Fresh Brewed Victory
Taunt: Spent Well Spirits
Taunt: Rancho Relaxo
Taunt: I See You
Taunt: Battin' a Thousand
Taunt: Conga
Taunt: Deep Fried Desire
Taunt: Oblooterated
Mutated Milk
Towering Pillar Of Summer Shades
World Traveler's Hat
Map Stamp - Egypt
Map Stamp - Coldfront
Map Stamp - Fastlane
Map Stamp - Turbine
Map Stamp - Steel
Map Stamp - Junction
Map Stamp - Watchtower
Map Stamp - Hoodoo
Map Stamp - Offblast
Map Stamp - Yukon
Map Stamp - Harvest
Map Stamp - Freight
Map Stamp - Mountain Lab
Map Stamp - Mann Manor
Map Stamp - Nightfall
Map Stamp - Frontier
Map Stamp - Lakeside
Map Stamp - Gullywash
Map Stamp - Kong King
Map Stamp - Process
Map Stamp - Standin
Map Stamp - Snakewater
The Gas Jockey's Gear
The Saharan Spy
The Tank Buster
The Croc-o-Style Kit
The Special Delivery
Polycount Pack
Noise Maker Bundle
Map Stamps Collection
The Medieval Medic
The Hibernating Bear
The Expert's Ordnance
Winter Update Pack
Box of Fancy Hats
A Bargaining Manne's Bundle of Bargains
Pile of Nasty Weapons
Map Stamps Collection
The Emperor's Assortment
Japan Charity Bundle
Scout Starter Pack
Soldier Starter Pack
Pyro Starter Pack
Demoman Starter Pack
Heavy Starter Pack
Engineer Starter Pack
Medic Starter Pack
Sniper Starter Pack
Spy Starter Pack
Mobster Monday Bundle
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Balaclavas Are Forever
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The Value of Teamwork
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Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
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Strange Bacon Grease
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UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Platinum
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UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Platinum
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Platinum
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Platinum
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Platinum
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Platinum
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UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Platinum
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Silver
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Silver
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Silver
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Silver
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UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Silver
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Steel
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Steel
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Steel
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Steel
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Steel
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Steel
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Steel
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Steel
UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Steel
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
ESL Season VI Premier Division 1st Place
ESL Season VI Premier Division 2nd Place
ESL Season VI Premier Division 3rd Place
ESL Season VI Premier Division Participant
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ESL Season VI Division 4 Participant
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ESL Season VI Division 5 Participant
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 1st Place
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ESL Season VII Premiership Division 3rd Place
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ESL Season VII Division 5 3rd Place
ESL Season VII Division 5 Participant
Ready Steady Pan Participant
Ready Steady Pan Participant
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
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ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Gold Medal
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ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
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ESH Ultiduo #4 Gold Medal
ESH Ultiduo #5 Gold Medal
ESH Ultiduo #6 Gold Medal
ESH Ultiduo #7 Gold Medal
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UGC Highlander 1st Place Platinum
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Platinum
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Platinum
UGC Highlander 1st Place Silver
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UGC Highlander 3rd Place Silver
UGC Highlander 1st Place Steel
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Steel
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Steel
UGC Highlander 1st Place Iron
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UGC Highlander 3rd Place Iron
UGC Highlander 1st Place
UGC Highlander 2nd Place
UGC Highlander 3rd Place
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
UGC Highlander Participant
Ready Steady Pan First Place
Ready Steady Pan Second Place
Ready Steady Pan Third Place
Ready Steady Pan Participant
Ready Steady Pan Tournament Helper
UGC Highlander 1st Place Platinum
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Platinum
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Platinum
UGC Highlander 1st Place Gold
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Gold
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Gold
UGC Highlander 1st Place Silver
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Silver
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Silver
UGC Highlander 1st Place Steel
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Steel
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Steel
UGC Highlander 1st Place Iron
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Iron
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Iron
UGC Highlander 1st Place
UGC Highlander 2nd Place
UGC Highlander 3rd Place
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
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UGC Highlander Steel Participant
UGC Highlander Iron Participant
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
UGC 6vs6 European Participant
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
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ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
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ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Gold Medal
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Silver Medal
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Bronze Medal
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Group Winner
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ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
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ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
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ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
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ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
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OWL 10 Premier Division First Place
OWL 10 Premier Division Second Place
OWL 10 Premier Division Third Place
OWL 10 Premier Division Participant
OWL 10 Division 2 First Place
OWL 10 Division 2 Second Place
OWL 10 Division 2 Third Place
OWL 10 Division 2 Participant
OWL 10 Division 3 First Place
OWL 10 Division 3 Second Place
OWL 10 Division 3 Third Place
OWL 10 Division 3 Participant
OWL 10 Division 4 First Place
OWL 10 Division 4 Second Place
OWL 10 Division 4 Third Place
OWL 10 Division 4 Participant
OWL 10 Division 5 First Place
OWL 10 Division 5 Second Place
OWL 10 Division 5 Third Place
OWL 10 Division 5 Participant
OWL 10 Division 6 First Place
OWL 10 Division 6 Second Place
OWL 10 Division 6 Third Place
OWL 10 Division 6 Participant
AU Highlander Community League First Place
AU Highlander Community League Second Place
AU Highlander Community League Third Place
AU Highlander Community League Participant
Heart of Gold
UGC Highlander 1st Place Platinum
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Platinum
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Platinum
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
UGC Highlander 1st Place Gold
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Gold
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Gold
UGC Highlander Gold Participant
UGC Highlander 1st Place Silver
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Silver
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Silver
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
UGC Highlander 1st Place Steel
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Steel
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Steel
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
UGC Highlander 1st Place Iron
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UGC Highlander 3rd Place Iron
UGC Highlander Iron Participant
UGC 6vs6 1st Place Platinum
UGC 6vs6 2nd Place Platinum
UGC 6vs6 3rd Place Platinum
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
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InfoShow TF2 Tournament Participant
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
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ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
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ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
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ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
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Halloween Spell: Putrescent Pigmentation
Halloween Spell: Die Job
Halloween Spell: Chromatic Corruption
Halloween Spell: Spectral Spectrum
Halloween Spell: Sinister Staining
Halloween Spell: Soldier's Booming Bark
Halloween Spell: Scout's Spectral Snarl
Halloween Spell: Sniper's Deep Downunder Drawl
Halloween Spell: Engineers's Gravelly Growl
Halloween Spell: Heavy's Bottomless Bass
Halloween Spell: Demoman's Cadaverous Croak
Halloween Spell: Pyro's Muffled Moan
Halloween Spell: Spy's Creepy Croon
Halloween Spell: Medic's Blood-curdling Bellow
Halloween Spell: Team Spirit Footprints
Halloween Spell: Gangreen Footprints
Halloween Spell: Corpse Gray Footprints
Halloween Spell: Violent Violet Footprints
Halloween Spell: Rotten Orange Footprints
Halloween Spell: Bruised Purple Footprints
Halloween Spell: Headless Horseshoes
Halloween Spell: Exorcism
Halloween Spell: Squash Rockets
Halloween Spell: Gourd Grenades
Halloween Spell: Sentry Quad-Pumpkins
Halloween Spell: Spectral Flame
Pyro Costume Transmogrifier
Scout Costume Transmogrifier
Soldier Costume Transmogrifier
Demo Costume Transmogrifier
Heavy Costume Transmogrifier
Medic Costume Transmogrifier
Sniper Costume Transmogrifier
Spy Costume Transmogrifier
Engineer Costume Transmogrifier
Spellbook Page
Spellbook Page
Enchantment: Eternaween
Glitched Circuit Board

Bat

Level 1 Bat


Bottle

Level 1 Bottle


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Knife

Level 1 Knife


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel


Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun


Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher


Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Construction PDA

Level 1 PDA


Destruction PDA

Level 1 PDA


Disguise Kit

Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?


PDA

Level 1 PDA


Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch


The Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance


The Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer


The Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed


The Axtinguisher

Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hits burning players from behind.
Mini-crits burning players from the front.

-50% damage vs non-burning players
No random critical hits


The Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


The Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost


Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
+50% max primary ammo on wearer
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time


The Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box


The Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed


The Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer


The Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size


Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Demoman's Fro

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Mining Light

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
For Engineers with bright ideas.


Football Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.



Pyro's Beanie

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Batter's Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!



Trophy Belt

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.



Soldier's Stash

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.



Fancy Fedora

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.



The Huntsman

Level 10 Bow


The Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt


Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire



The Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate


The Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive


The Ambassador

Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed


Texas Ten Gallon

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.



Engineer's Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Officer's Ushanka

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.



Tough Guy's Toque

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.



Stainless Pot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.



Tyrant's Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.



Glengarry Bonnet

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Vintage Tyrolean

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.


Camera Beard

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 1 - 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.


Brigade Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Bonk Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.


Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!


Backbiter's Billycock

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.



Professional's Panama

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.


Master's Yellow Belt

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.



Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable )


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item


Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 1 - 100 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.



Your account has been flagged for circumventing the item distribution system. We have removed the items that were illegally obtained. Future violations will result in the loss of all your items.

Level 100 CheatDetector

( Not Tradable )


Your account has been flagged for circumventing the item distribution system. We have removed all items in your inventory. Future violations may result in your account being disabled.

Level 100 CheatDetector

( Not Tradable )


Congratulations! Your Honesty has been rewarded with a new hat! (Some other players were less scrupulous, and have been less fortunate)

Level 100 CheatDetector

( Not Tradable )


Cheater's Lament

Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.

Effect: Holy Glow

( Not Tradable )


Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.


The Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius


The Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


The Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.



The Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time


The Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Immune to the effects of afterburn.


The Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


The Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps


J.Axer's Dapper Topper

Level 1 - 100 Hat
First Place Winner, Propaganda Contest

( Not Tradable )


Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.



Amber's Rad As All Hell Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
First Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest

( Not Tradable )


Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.


Uncle Sam

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Second Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest

( Not Tradable )


Modest Pile of Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.


The Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun


Frontier Justice

Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill

No random critical hits
-50% clip size


The Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits


Earbuds

Level 1 - 100 Hat
OSX represent!


Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


The Hound Dog

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Hustler's Hallmark

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Magistrate's Mullet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.



Hotrod

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.



Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Straight outta control point.


Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 1 - 100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.


Killer's Kabuto

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



The Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


The Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer


The Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


Shooter's Sola Topi

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.


The Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?



The Big Kill

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.



Max's Severed Head

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.



Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.



Grizzled Veteran

Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.

Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)

( Not Tradable )


Soldier of Fortune

Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.

Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)

( Not Tradable )


Mercenary

Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)

( Not Tradable )


Taunt: The High Five!

Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.



The Golden Wrench

Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power

( Not Tradable )


Primeval Warrior

Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.

Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)

( Not Tradable )


The Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty


The Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer


The Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained

-10 max health on wearer


Whoopee Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.



Whiskered Gentleman

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.



Ze Goggles

Level 1 - 100 Glasses
Nothing


Safe'n'Sound

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!



Tippler's Tricorne

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.



Frenchman's Beret

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.


Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Gone Snipin'.


Vintage Merryweather

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.



Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.



Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 1 - 100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.



The Heavy Duty Rag

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.


Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.



Bat

Level 1 Bat


Bottle

Level 1 Bottle


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Knife

Level 1 Knife


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel


Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun


Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher


Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch


The Attendant

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+15% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
20% damage vulnerability on wearer


The Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty


Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'



The Milkman

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

+20% bonus healing while deployed.
Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast


The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.


Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.



Familiar Fez

Level 1 - 100 Hat


L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
+40% cloak duration
-20% damage penalty


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.

+20 max health on wearer


Grenadier's Softcap

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size


Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
+15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer


The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
No random critical hits


Secret Saxton

Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!



Pile o' Gifts

Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to up to 23 other people on the server!



The Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons


Lumbricus Lid

Level 10 Hat


Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable )


Silver Dueling Badge

Level 25 Badge
Earned at level 25.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable )


Gold Dueling Badge

Level 50 Badge
Earned at level 50.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable )


Platinum Dueling Badge

Level 75 Badge
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable )


Pugilist's Protector

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Old Guadalajara

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.


Napper's Respite

Level 1 - 100 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.


Bombing Run

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Death from above!


Chieftain's Challenge

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Stout Shako

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.



Dr's Dapper Topper

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Handyman's Handle

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.


Hard Counter

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.



Sober Stuntman

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.


Carouser's Capotain

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.


Wiki Cap

Level 20 Hat
Given to valuable contributors to the official TF2 wiki
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/



Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )


Polycount Pin

Level 1 Badge
Awarded to participants of the Polycount contest.

( Not Tradable )


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


The Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
-6 max pipebombs out
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap

Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...



Scout Mask

Level 10 Hat



Sniper Mask

Level 10 Hat



Soldier Mask

Level 10 Hat



Demoman Mask

Level 10 Hat



Medic Mask

Level 10 Hat



Heavy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Spy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Engineer Mask

Level 10 Hat



Pyro Mask

Level 10 Hat



Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...


Ghastlier Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item

( Not Tradable )


Noise Maker - Black Cat

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Gremlin

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Werewolf

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Witch

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Banshee

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh

Level 5 Party Favor


Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item


Noise Maker - Stabby

Level 5 Party Favor


Voodoo Juju

Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item


Cadaver's Cranium

Level 31 Hat


Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.


Dealer's Visor

Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.


The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?



Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.


License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.


The Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable )


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable )


Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Frontline Field Recorder

Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.


Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
+3 health regenerated per second on wearer
When weapon is active:
-20% damage penalty


Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer


Scotch Bonnet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!


The Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

No random critical hits


The Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces


The Big Chief

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer


The Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?



The Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed


Magnificent Mongolian

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Larrikin Robin

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Blighted Beak

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Pyromancer's Mask

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer


Prancer's Pride

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Détective Noir

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Madame Dixie

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Buckaroos Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat


German Gonzila

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Flipped Trilby

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


The Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer


The Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer


The Jag

Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty


Coupe D'isaster

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch


Bounty Hat

Level 5 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable )


Treasure Hat

Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable )


Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect

Level 28 Hat
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.'
Beware the Cephalopod padlock.


( Not Tradable )


Foster's Facade

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Stockbroker's Scarf

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Le Party Phantom

Level 1 - 100 Mask


Industrial Festivizer

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Exquisite Rack

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item


Defiant Spartan

Level 1 - 100 Hat


A Rather Festive Tree

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Professor Speks

Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.


( Not Tradable )


Crocleather Slouch

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.


The Athletic Supporter

Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]


The Superfan

Level 10 Hat


The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty


The Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty


Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self


The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.

+2 health regenerated per second on wearer


The Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer


The Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.


The Dread Knot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair



The Samur-Eye

Level 1 - 100 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war



Hero's Hachimaki

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Noh Mercy

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask



Noise Maker - Bell

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable )


The Geisha Boy

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair



Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable )


Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor


Hottie's Hoodie

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.



The Team Captain

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'


Western Wear

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.


Large Luchadore

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.


Medic's Mountain Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'


Big Country

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.


Grimm Hatte

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.



Professor's Peculiarity

Level 1 - 100 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.



Teddy Roosebelt

Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!



Sight for Sore Eyes

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.


Private Eye

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.


Googly Gazer

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Augmentation
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.



Reggaelator

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.


Honcho's Headgear

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)



Pocket Medic

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.


Villain's Veil

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.


Connoisseur's Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...


Furious Fukaamigasa

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.


Charmer's Chapeau

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.


Doctor's Sack

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.


Ol' Geezer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Get off mah land!


Desert Marauder

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max


The Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%


Sultan's Ceremonial

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer


Humanitarian's Hachimaki

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable )


Benefactor's Kanmuri

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable )


Magnanimous Monarch

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable )


The Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
50% max overheal


The Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%

-10% damage penalty


The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health


The Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% blast damage from rocket jumps
-25% damage penalty


The Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-34% clip size


The Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits


Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.



Resurrection Associate Pin

Level 13 Badge


The Saxxy

Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power

( Not Tradable )


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed


The Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty


The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty


The Capo's Capper

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.



Moustachium Bar

Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.



'Fish'

Level 1 Fishcake Fragment
It's packed with protein.


Spacemetal Scrap

Level 1 Pin Fragment


SpaceChem Pin

Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>


Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


Brain Bucket

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


The Dead Cone

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


The Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.


The Janissary Ketche

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.



Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.



Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke


The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
mini-crits players, sets them on fire
and disables buildings for 4 sec

No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Cannot be crit boosted


The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings


Dr. Grordbort's Crest

Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.


The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on


Armored Authority

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 1 - 100 Uniform


The Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty


The Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.

25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size


The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
+25% greater jump height when active
-60% clip size


The Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players


Bonk Boy

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


The Hero's Tail

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.



Sign of the Wolf's School

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!


The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hits burning players from behind.
Mini-crits burning players from the front.

-50% damage vs non-burning players
No random critical hits


Cosa Nostra Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.



The Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed


The Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer


The Made Man

Level 1 - 100
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.


Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.



The Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 - 100 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


The Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


The Planeswalker Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.


The Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 - 100 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.


The Lo-Fi Longwave

Level 10 Hat
Can't stop the signal.

( Not Tradable )


The Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable )


Team Fortress 2 - Upgrade to Premium

Level 50 Map Stamp


The Spiral Sallet

Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.



The Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.



Copper's Hard Top

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Security Shades

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Tam O' Shanter

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Stately Steel Toe

Level 1 - 100 Hat


Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel


Prairie Heel Biters

Level 15 Spurs


The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!



Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.


Power Up Canteen

Level 1 - 100 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.

Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds


Flip-Flops

Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.


Lucky No. 42

Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?


Summer Hat

Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.


Noise Maker - Fireworks

Level 5 Party Favor


First Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!

( Not Tradable )


Second Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the runner-ups!

( Not Tradable )


Participant - Gamers With Jobs Tournament

Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

( Not Tradable )


First Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!

( Not Tradable )


Second Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!

( Not Tradable )


Third Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!

( Not Tradable )


Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Participant

Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!

( Not Tradable )


The Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


The Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



The Pilotka

Level 10 Hat


The Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


The Dragonborn Helmet

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.



The Anger

Level 10 Hat


Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!


The Wingstick

Level 10


The Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


The Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


The Company Man

Level 10 Hat


The Purity Fist

Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation


The Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
or backstab kill

-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits


The Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds


The Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo


The Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.

No reload necessary
Per Shot: -5 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
No metal from dispensers when active.


Clockwerk's Helm

Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011


( Not Tradable )


Sniper's Snipin' Glass

Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011


( Not Tradable )


Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat

Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011


( Not Tradable )


Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

( Not Tradable )


Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )


The Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.


The El Jefe

Level 10 Hat


The Ball-Kicking Boots

Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.


The Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.


Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor


The Hair of the Dog

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Scottish Snarl

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Pickled Paws

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Wrap Battler

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


B-ankh!

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Futankhamun

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Blazing Bull

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Fallen Angel

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Tail From the Crypt

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Einstein

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Dr. Gogglestache

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Emerald Jarate

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Idiot Box

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Steel Pipes

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Shoestring Budget

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Under Cover

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Griffin's Gog

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Intangible Ascot

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Can Opener

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Soviet Stitch-Up

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Steel-Toed Stompers

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Holy Hunter

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Silver Bullets

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Garlic Flank Stake

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Buzz Killer

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Frontier Flyboy

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Legend of Bugfoot

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Last Breath

Level 13 Hat


Apparition's Aspect

Level 13 Hat


Unarmed Combat

Level 1 - 100 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...


Wanga Prick

Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


The Infernal Impaler

Level 13 Hat


The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011

Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Halloween Goodie Cauldron

Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.


( Not Tradable )


The Spine-Tingling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Spine-Cooling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Spine-Twisting Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your discontent with the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.



The Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.


( Not Tradable )


The Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'

Explode spectacularly on death


Ghastly Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas
of mould and grave dust.

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

( Not Tradable )


The Cold War Luchador

Level 10 Mask
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.



The Mark of the Saint

Level 20 Badge


The Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.


The Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak


The Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
50% slower repair rate
50% slower upgrade rate


The Brainiac Hairpiece

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.



The Brainiac Goggles

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.



Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.



The Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

All players connected via Medigun beams are hit


The Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits


The Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits


The Moonman Backpack

Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.



The Bubble Pipe

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.

Effect: Genteel Smoke


The Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10 Hat


Manniversary Package

Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.

This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.



Your Worst Nightmare

Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.



The One-Man Army

Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.



The Counterfeit Billycock

Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.


The Outdoorsman

Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.


The Tavish DeGroot Experience

Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?


The Pencil Pusher

Level 10 Cosmetic Item
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.


The Builder's Blueprints

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.


The Buccaneer's Bicorne

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.



The Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!

+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


The Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



A Whiff of the Old Brimstone

Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.



The Salty Dog

Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!



The Little Buddy

Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.



The Gym Rat

Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.


The Hot Dogger

Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.



The Birdcage

Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.



The Surgeon's Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!



The Backwards Ballcap

Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.



The Crocodile Smile

Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.



Flair!

Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Couvre Corner

Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.



The Surgeon's Stethoscope

Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.


L'Inspecteur

Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.



Photo Badge

Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Clan Pride

Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



The Swagman's Swatter

Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.



The Flamboyant Flamenco

Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.



The Virtual Reality Headset

Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.


The Spectre's Spectacles

Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.


The Stereoscopic Shades

Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.



The Hat With No Name

Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.


The Cremator's Conscience

Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'



The Hermes

Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!



The Point and Shoot

Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.



The War Head

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.



Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.



The Dashin' Hashshashin

Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!



The Sharp Dresser

Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.



Dr. Whoa

Level 15 Shirt


The Top Notch

Level 50 Hat
Welcome to a secret society so exclusive it makes the Illuminati look
like a Costco. How exclusive? You are the only member. This is the
only item of its kind in all of existence. So don't craft it, Miney.


( Not Tradable )


The Ornament Armament

Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.



The Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
20% damage vulnerability on wearer


The Sandvich Safe

Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.



The Head Warmer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.



The Outback Intellectual

Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!

Effect: Genteel Smoke


The Itsy Bitsy Spyer

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!



The All-Father

Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!



The Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty


The Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds


The Kringle Collection

Level 1 - 100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.



The Jingle Belt

Level 1 - 100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.

Jingle all the way


The Big Elfin Deal

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.



The Bootie Time

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.

Jingle all the way


Festive Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


Strange Spirit Of Giving

Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.


( Not Tradable )


The Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage


The Nine-Pipe Problem

Level 1 - 100 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.

Effect: Genteel Smoke


Festive Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Festive Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Festive Bat

Level 1 Bat


Festive Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Festive Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Festive Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Festive Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Festive Knife

Level 1 Knife


The B.M.O.C.

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!


The Holiday Headcase

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!



The Full Head Of Steam

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!



Festive Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


The Stocking Stuffer

Level 1 - 100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.



The Brown Bomber

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.



Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use


The Ebenezer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Platinum Participant

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Euro Platinum

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Silver Participant

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Euro Silver

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Euro Iron

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Tin 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Tin 2nd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Tin 3rd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Participant

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )


UGC Highlander Euro Participant

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011

( Not Tradable )


Something Special For Someone Special

Level 100 Ring

( Not Tradable )


The Lucky Shot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Let's see you do that again, Private.


The Warsworn Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.



The Bolgan

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.



The Bolgan Family Crest

Level 1 - 100 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.



The Boston Boom-Bringer

Level 1 - 100 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.

cosmetic taunt sound (0)


Aladdin's Private Reserve

Level 1 - 100 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.

Effect: Genteel Smoke


The Snapped Pupil

Level 1 - 100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?


The Dueler

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Congratulations on winning more duels yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!


( Not Tradable )


The Gifting Man From Gifting Land

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Congratulations on giving out more gifts yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!


( Not Tradable )


The Philateler

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Congratulations on doing more yesterday to support the TF2 map-making
community through map stamps than anyone else! Wear this with pride
before it changes hands tomorrow!


( Not Tradable )


The Map Maker's Medallion

Level 25 Func_Medal

( Not Tradable )


The Merc Medal

Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.



The Battle Bob

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.



The Bushman's Boonie

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.



The Conquistador

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.



The Fast Learner

Level 1 - 100 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Operation Steel Trap Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable )


The Black Rose

Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.


Mann Co. Store Package

Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!



The Beggar's Bazooka

Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage

Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
No ammo from dispensers when active


The Captain's Cocktails

Level 1 - 100 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!



The Helmet Without a Home

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.



The RoBro 3000

Level 1 - 100 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!



The Teufort Tooth Kicker

Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.



Sapper

Level 1 Sapper


Sapper

Level 1 Sapper


Construction PDA

Level 1 PDA


The Balloonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


The Lollichop

Level 1 - 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


The Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius

-50% damage penalty


The Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


Pyrovision Goggles

Level 1 - 100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 0 inferno


Pyrovision Goggles

Level 1 - 100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland


The Infernal Orchestrina

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
cosmetic taunt sound (0)
Only visible in Pyroland


The Burning Bongos

Level 1 - 100 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


The Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG
On Kill: Gain Mini-crits for 8 seconds.
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits


The Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.

Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Press 'Reload' to activate focus
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.

-20% damage on body shot


The Waxy Wayfinder

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke


The Scrap Pack

Level 1 - 100 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.



The Texas Half-Pants

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.



The Bolt Action Blitzer

Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.



The Toss-Proof Towel

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.



Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.



The Fruit Shoot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.



The Front Runner

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.



The Triclops

Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!


( Not Tradable )


The Flamingo Kid

Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.


( Not Tradable )


The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking

Level 1 - 100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.



The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.



The Cross-Comm Express

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.



The Doublecross-Comm

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.



The Atomic Accolade

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.



The Professor's Pineapple

Level 1 - 100 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.



The Quadwrangler

Level 1 - 100 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!



The Surgeon's Side Satchel

Level 1 - 100 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.



The Liquor Locker

Level 1 - 100 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.



Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run speed increased with Boost

10% slower move speed on wearer
Boost reduced on air jumps
-34% clip size


Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.

Effect: Genteel Smoke


The Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons


The Bird-Man of Aberdeen

Level 1 - 100 Mascot
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!



The Apparatchik's Apparel

Level 1 - 100 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.



The Gentleman's Ushanka

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.



Liquidator's Lid

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.



The Fed-Fightin' Fedora

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.



Dillinger's Duffel

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)



The Business Casual

Level 1 - 100 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.



The HazMat Headcase

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.



The Idea Tube

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.



Robot Chicken Hat

Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.



The Grenadier Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.



The Tribal Bones

Level 1 - 100 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.



The Void Monk Hair

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.



The Ninja Cowl

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."



What's in the Sandvich Box?

Level 1 Package
Open the Sandvich Box to reveal its contents.


What's in the Companion Square Box?

Level 1 Package
Open the Companion Square Box to reveal its contents.


Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


The Red-Tape Recorder

Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty


The Huo-Long Heater

Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed


The Flying Guillotine

Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits

100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits


The Neon Annihilator

Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits


The Triad Trinket

Level 1 - 100 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."



The Champ Stamp

Level 1 - 100 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.



The Marxman

Level 1 - 100 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.



The Human Cannonball

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.



Awesomenauts Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.



The Lone Star

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.



The Russian Rocketeer

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!



The Soviet Gentleman

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"



The Pocket Purrer

Level 1 - 100 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.



The Koala Compact

Level 1 - 100 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!



Hat of Cards

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!



Medi-Mask

Level 1 - 100 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.



The Track Terrorizer

Level 1 - 100 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.



Archimedes

Level 1 - 100 Mascot
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.



The War Pig

Level 1 - 100 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.



The Bearded Bombardier

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.

Effect: Genteel Smoke


The Red-Tape Recorder

Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty


The Huo-Long Heater

Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed


The Flying Guillotine

Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits

100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits


The Neon Annihilator

Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits


The Triad Trinket

Level 1 - 100 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."



The Champ Stamp

Level 1 - 100 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.



The Marxman

Level 1 - 100 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.



The Human Cannonball

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.



Mann Co. Store Package

Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!



The U-clank-a

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!



The Stealth Steeler

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!



The Pyrobotics Pack

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.



The Medic Mech-bag

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!



The Tin Pot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).



The Battery Bandolier

Level 1 - 100 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].



The Robot Running Man

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!



The Bolted Bushman

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.



The Tin-1000

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!



Deflector

Level 1 Minigun


The AWPer Hand

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.



Soldier's Stogie

Level 1 - 100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.

Effect: Genteel Smoke


The Crafty Hair

Level 1 - 100 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.



Area 451

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.



The Vigilant Pin

Level 1 - 100 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.



The Pyrotechnic Tote

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel?  Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?



Flunkyware

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.



The Hanger-On Hood

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.



The Flight of the Monarch

Level 1 - 100 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.



The Robo-Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?



The Friends Forever Companion Square Badge

Level 20 Badge
You are a grizzled friendship veteran. Your blood and sweat has been
poured into countless blanket fort constructions. You've fought in
hundreds of harrowing pillow wars. Let this Friends Forever badge be a
reminder to all that you know what it means to be a bro.



The Triple A Badge

Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a
badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on
there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well.
Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind.
Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.



The Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.



The Combat Medic's Crusher Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.



The Heroic Companion Badge

Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.



The Rump-o'-Lantern

Level 1 - 100 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.



Operation Oil Spill Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable )


Operation Gear Grinder Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable )


The Lacking Moral Fiber Mask

Level 1 - 100 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.



The Whale Bone Charm

Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.



The King of Scotland Cape

Level 1 - 100 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.



The Menpo

Level 1 - 100 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!



The K-9 Mane

Level 1 - 100 Spirit Animal
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



The Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



The Foppish Physician

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



The Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



The Freedom Staff

Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.



Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Sir Hootsalot

Level 1 - 100 Mascot
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.



Master Mind

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.



The Scarecrow

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.



The Crone's Dome

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.



The Executioner

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)



The Bonedolier

Level 1 - 100 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.



The Plutonidome

Level 1 - 100 Hat

It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.



The Spooky Shoes

Level 1 - 100 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.



The Spooky Sleeves

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!



The Zipperface

Level 1 - 100 Hat

"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!



The Boo Balloon

Level 20 Balloon

These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.



What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?

Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.


The Unknown Monkeynaut

Level 20 Ghost

Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.



The Grand Duchess Tutu

Level 1 - 100 Apparel

Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.



The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings

Level 1 - 100 Apparel

Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.



The Grand Duchess Tiara

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.



The Ap-Sap

Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.

sapper voice pak (1)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3)


The Dead Little Buddy

Level 20 Ghost

Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).



The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.



The Exorcizor

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!



The Wraith Wrap

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.



The Coffin Kit

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.



The Bat Outta Hell

Level 5


Ghostly Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Dominate a player wearing any Gibus hat, collect the Ghostly Gibus,
and take your rightful place on the
Halloween-update-related-hat-throne.


( Not Tradable )


The Skull Island Topper

Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).



The Cockfighter

Level 10 Hat
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.



The Hitt Mann Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.



That '70s Chapeau

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.



The Chief Constable

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.



The Siberian Sophisticate

Level 1 - 100 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.



The Quäckenbirdt

Level 1 - 100 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.



The Deadliest Duckling

Level 1 - 100 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.



The DethKapp

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!



Nose Candy

Level 1 - 100 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!



Rail Spikes

Level 1 - 100 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.



Brock's Locks

Level 1 - 100 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.



The Saxxy Clapper Badge

Level 5 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!


( Not Tradable )


The Memory Maker

Level 50 Camera
The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in
film. Other memories—like that time you fractured some jerk
Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera—will live on forever in your
heart.


( Not Tradable )


The Tuxxy

Level 1 - 100 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.



Faerie Solitaire Pin

Level 1 - 100 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.



Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II

Level 1 Minigun


Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II

Level 1 Knife


Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II

Level 1 Wrench


Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II

Level 1 Medi Gun


Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II

Level 1 Scattergun


Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II

Level 1 Minigun


Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II

Level 1 Knife


Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II

Level 1 Wrench


Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II

Level 1 Medi Gun


Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II

Level 1 Scattergun


Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Operation Mecha Engine Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable )


The Winter Wonderland Wrap

Level 1 - 100 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!



The Cut Throat Concierge

Level 1 - 100 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.



Der Wintermantel

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.



The Cool Breeze

Level 1 - 100 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.


Soldier's Slope Scopers

Level 1 - 100 Hat
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.



The Cold Killer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.



Doc's Holiday

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd
most like to embody while on vacation.



The Digit Divulger

Level 1 - 100 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.



Tough Stuff Muffs

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.



Heavy's Hockey Hair

Level 1 - 100 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.



The Mutton Mann

Level 1 - 100 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.



The Merc's Muffler

Level 1 - 100 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!



The Barnstormer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.



The Carl

Level 1 - 100 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!



Aqua Flops

Level 1 - 100 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?



The Hunger Force

Level 1 - 100 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!



Smissmas Wreath

Level 1 - 100 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.



Antlers

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.



Mann Co. Online Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )


The Reindoonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


The Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces


The Rescue Ranger

Level 1 - 100 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size


The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

+50% ÜberCharge rate
Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.

-66% Overheal build rate.


The Festive Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.


The Festive Axtinguisher

Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hits burning players from behind.
Mini-crits burning players from the front.

-50% damage vs non-burning players
No random critical hits


The Festive Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.



The Festive Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box


The Festive Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed


Festive Frontier Justice

Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill

No random critical hits
-50% clip size


The Festive Huntsman

Level 10 Bow
override projectile type (19)


The Festive Ambassador

Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed


Festive Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher


The Prize Plushy

Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!



The Grizzled Growth

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.



The Last Straw

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.



Tux

Level 1 - 100 Mascot
Linux represent!

( Not Tradable )


The Wilson Weave

Level 1 - 100 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!



The Ham Shank

Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.



The Brütal Bouffant

Level 1 - 100 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.



The Shred Alert

Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!



Buck Turner All-Stars

Level 1 - 100 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.



Vox Diabolus

Level 1 - 100 Hat
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.



The Pounding Father

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.



Blind Justice

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!



The Person in the Iron Mask

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.



The Doe-Boy

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!



The Sydney Straw Boat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!



The Steel Songbird

Level 1 - 100 Mascot
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?



Croft's Crest

Level 1 - 100 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.



The Fortune Hunter

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.



The Tomb Wrapper

Level 1 - 100 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.



Mann Co. Painting Set

Level 1 Package
This Do-It-Yourself Mann Co. painting set comes with samples of a few
different colors that are, legally-speaking, absolutely, definitely
not giving off toxic fumes.



The Samson Skewer

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.



The Bloodhound

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.



The Dapper Disguise

Level 1 - 100 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.



The Necronomicrown

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.



The Long Fall Loafers

Level 1 - 100 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.



The TF2VRH

Level 1 - 100 Headset
So long, squares! Take a hike, triangles! Introducing the Team
Fortress 2 Very Rectangular Headset, which brings hundreds of decades
of rectangle research and technology to the absolute forefront of your
face.


( Not Tradable )


The Conspiracy Cap

Level 10 Hat
Don't shield your head from government secrets with a tinfoil hat like
a know-nothing chump. Listen in on the private chat lines of our
shape-shifting Reptiloid overlords. Find out who wins next year's
World Series! Learn what's really in Area 51! Eavesdrop on Bigfoot's
late-night drunken calls to the President!


( Not Tradable )


The Public Accessor

Level 10 Hat
This broken antenna cap is the perfect receiver for any local radio
stations broadcasting up to twenty feet away from you. Tune in to all
the hits from local-area ham radio operators, walkie-talkie
enthusiasts, and small children with soup cans connected by old wire.


( Not Tradable )


Pallet of Crates

Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!



The Breather Bag

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Since the invention of the garbage bag, humanity has longed to put it
over its head. Until now, this usually meant immediate asphyxiation.
UNTIL NOW! Plastic bag over your head? Breathing air? Thanks to the
geniuses at FaceBagHole Co., you don't have to choose.



The Weather Master

Level 1 - 100 Hat
They called you INSANE when you claimed a helmet with foam clouds and
lightning taped to it would give you weather powers! Now you'll show
them! You'll show them ALL! Moo hoo ha ha ha! (This helmet does not
give you weather powers.)



The Bacteria Blocker

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The human face is nature's garbage can. Everything from saliva
(make-outs) to grease (engine repair) to clumps of partially chewed
beef (eating) to poison (food-tasting for kings) can be found on the
average (your) face. Keep it marginally less filthy with the Bacteria
Blocker.



#TF_GateBot_Light

Level 1 - 100 Hat

( Not Tradable )


#TF_GateBot_Light

Level 1 - 100 Hat

( Not Tradable )


#TF_GateBot_Light

Level 1 - 100 Hat

( Not Tradable )


#TF_GateBot_Light

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item

( Not Tradable )


#TF_GateBot_Light

Level 1 - 100 Hat

( Not Tradable )


#TF_GateBot_Light

Level 1 - 100 Hat

( Not Tradable )


#TF_GateBot_Light

Level 1 - 100 Hat

( Not Tradable )


#TF_GateBot_Light

Level 1 - 100 Hat

( Not Tradable )


#TF_GateBot_Light

Level 1 - 100 Hat

( Not Tradable )


Operation Two Cities Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Two Cities is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable )


The Grandmaster

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Own the same novelty chess hat worn by Garry Kasparov when he beat
Deep Blue to death using his world-famous Thai boxing moves.



Unfilled Fancy Spellbook

Level 1 Spellbook

This is a fine-looking spellbook, but it's still missing pages! Once
it has enough pages, you'll be able to equip it and use it to cast
spells.



Fancy Spellbook

Level 1 - 100 Spellbook

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But
you can never have too much magic...



Spellbook Magazine

Level 1 - 100 Spellbook

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get
the job done.

Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.



The Golden Frying Pan

Level 1 - 100 Golden Frying Pan
Imbued with an ancient power


The Portable Smissmas Spirit Dispenser

Level 1 - 100 Snow Globe
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.


The War on Smissmas Battle Hood

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.


The War on Smissmas Battle Socks

Level 1 - 100 Decorative Bombs
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.


The Sack Fulla Smissmas

Level 1 - 100 Backpack
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.


The Smissmas Caribou

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.


Randolph the Blood-Nosed Caribou

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.


Festive Force-A-Nature

Level 1 - 99 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size


Festive Crusader's Crossbow

Level 1 - 99 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
override projectile type (23)
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer


Festive Sapper

Level 1 - 99 Sapper


Festive Flare Gun

Level 1 - 99 Flare Gun


Festive Eyelander

Level 1 - 99 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


Festive Jarate

Level 1 - 99 Jar Based Karate
override projectile type (22)
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire



Festive Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 1 - 99 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons


Festive Black Box

Level 1 - 99 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size


Festive Wrangler

Level 1 - 99 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun


Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm

Level 1 - 100 Helmet
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are
condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not
liven things up with an evil robot costume?



Die Regime-Panzerung

Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are
condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not
liven things up with an evil robot costume?



Mister Bubbles

Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
Thwart pickpockets, pocket-squatters and cheaters who ignore the rules
of the "What's in my Pocket?" game with the last word in iron-clad
diminutive pocket defense. Also works with underwater pockets!



The Big Daddy

Level 1 - 100 Mask
Enjoy all of the benefits of being President (leading the free world,
joining up with bank-robbing surf-gangs, steep discounts at fast food
restaurants) with this tricky Presidential mask.



The First American

Level 1 - 100 Mask
Statesman. Scientist. Inventor. Pretend to be all of these things and
more with this Benjamin Franklin mask. So life-like, the real Franklin
will think he invented another version of himself!



The Fortified Compound

Level 10 Bow


The Gilded Guard

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Criminal Cloak

Level 1 - 100 Apparel


The Dread Hiding Hood

Level 1 - 100 Hat


The Baronial Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge


The Little Bear

Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
Make sure the contents of your pockets are distributed fairly with the
latest in Communist pocket enforcement.



The Classic

Level 1 - 100 Sniper Rifle
Charge and fire shots independent of zoom
-10% damage on body shot
No headshots when not fully charged


The Tide Turner

Level 1 - 100 Shield
+25% fire damage resistance on wearer
+25% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Full turning control while charging
Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.


The Bread Bite

Level 1 - 100 Boxing Gloves
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons


The B.A.S.E. Jumper

Level 1 - 100 Parachute
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.



The Snack Attack

Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'


The Back Scatter

Level 1 - 100 Scattergun
Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
-34% clip size
20% less accurate
No random critical hits


The Air Strike

Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher
Increased attack speed while blast jumping
Clip size increased on kill
-15% explosion radius
-25% damage penalty
-25% clip size


The Self-Aware Beauty Mark

Level 1 - 100 Jar Based Karate

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'

override projectile type (24)
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire



Taunt: Square Dance

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt.  Press the taunt key to toggle.


Taunt: Flippin' Awesome

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt.  Press the taunt key to toggle.


Taunt: Buy A Life

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Spy Taunt


Taunt: Results Are In

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Medic Taunt


Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt.  Press the taunt key to toggle.
Opposing teams will face off to the death.



Taunt: Skullcracker

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt.  Press the taunt key to toggle.


Taunt: Party Trick

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Pyro Taunt


Taunt: Fresh Brewed Victory

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Soldier Taunt


Taunt: Spent Well Spirits

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt


Taunt: Rancho Relaxo

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Engineer Taunt


Taunt: I See You

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Sniper Taunt


Taunt: Battin' a Thousand

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Scout Taunt


Taunt: Conga

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a group taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga



Taunt: Deep Fried Desire

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Scout Taunt


Taunt: Oblooterated

Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt


Mutated Milk

Level 1 - 99 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk.

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'

override projectile type (25)


Towering Pillar Of Summer Shades

Level 1 - 100 Glasses


World Traveler's Hat

Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!

Effect: Map Stamps

( Not Tradable )


Map Stamp - Egypt

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map

Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Egypt
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Coldfront

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Eric 'Icarus' Wong, David 'Selentic' Simon, Aeon 'Void'
Bollig, and Tim 'YM'Johnson

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Coldfront
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Fastlane

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Arttu 'SK' Mäki

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Fastlane
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Turbine

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Capture the Flag Map

Made by Flobster

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Turbine
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Steel

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defence Control Point Map

Made by Jamie 'Fishbus' Manson, Dan 'Irish Taxi Driver' Merboth and
FLOOR_MASTER

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Steel
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Junction

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map

Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Junction
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Watchtower

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Arena Map

Made by Joshua 'JoshuaC' Shiflet

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Watchtower
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Hoodoo

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map

Made by Tim 'YM' Johnson, Jeroen 'Snipergen' Dessaux, Wade 'Nineaxis'
Fabry and Drew 'Oxy' Fletcher

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Hoodoo
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Offblast

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Arena Map

Made by Magnar 'insta' Jenssen

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Offblast
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Yukon

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Patrick 'MangyCarface' Mulholland and Joachim 'Acegikmo'
Holmér

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Yukon
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Harvest

Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Harvest
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Freight

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Jamie 'Fishbus' Manson and Mitch 'ol' Robb

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Freight
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Mountain Lab

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defence Control Point Map

Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Mountain Lab
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Mann Manor

Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map

Made by Tim 'YM' Johnson and Alex 'Rexy' Kreeger

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Mann Manor
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Nightfall

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Race Map

Made by Aaron 'Psy' Garcha and Paul Good

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Nightfall
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Frontier

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map

Made by Patrick 'MangyCarface' Mulholland and Arhurt

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Frontier
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Lakeside

Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Lakeside
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Gullywash

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Jan 'Arnold' Laroy

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Gullywash
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Kong King

Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Kong King
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Process

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Ian 'Scorpio Uprising' Cuslidge

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Process
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Standin

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Ian 'Scorpio Uprising' Cuslidge

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Standin
community map.  Show your support today!



Map Stamp - Snakewater

Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Toivo 'chojje' Sawen

Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Snakewater
community map.  Show your support today!



The Gas Jockey's Gear

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Pyro Items:


The Saharan Spy

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Spy Items:


The Tank Buster

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Soldier Items:


The Croc-o-Style Kit

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Sniper Items:


The Special Delivery

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Scout Items:


Polycount Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Contest winning entries:


Noise Maker Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one of each Halloween Noise Maker. Each Noise Maker has 25
charges.



Map Stamps Collection

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.


The Medieval Medic

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes these medieval themed Medic items:


The Hibernating Bear

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes these Heavy items:


The Expert's Ordnance

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes these Demoman items:


Winter Update Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all of the Winter Update class set items:


Box of Fancy Hats

Level 50 Item Bundle
Contains a variety of incredibly fancy hats:


A Bargaining Manne's Bundle of Bargains

Level 75 Item Bundle
Includes all items from the Polycount Pack and the Winter Update Pack:


Pile of Nasty Weapons

Level 50 Item Bundle
An assortment of particularly nasty weapons:


Map Stamps Collection

Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.


The Emperor's Assortment

Level 50 Item Bundle
Get all eight items.
This haiku is not lying.
Get. All. Eight. Items:



Japan Charity Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Limited-edition hats and noisemakers! All proceeds (net of applicable
taxes) go directly to the American Red Cross for disaster relief in
Japan.



Scout Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Start causing trouble in style with these Scout items:


Soldier Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Don't go to war without these essential Soldier items:


Pyro Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Burn the house down with these starter Pyro items:


Demoman Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Transform into an honorable Demoknight with this starter kit:


Heavy Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
A big man needs a big gun and a big meal. Find both in this starter
pack:



Engineer Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Expand your options with these essential Engineer items:


Medic Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Provide your team with enhanced support with these key Medic items:


Sniper Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Raise your professional standards with these critical Sniper items:


Spy Starter Pack

Level 50 Item Bundle
Quality field work depends on quality tools:


Mobster Monday Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these Mafia themed items for the Heavy and Spy:


Timbuk-Tuesday Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these (mostly) Mid-Eastern themed items for the Sniper,
Scout, and Demoman:



World War Wednesday Bundle

Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these military themed items for the Soldier:


Meet the Medic