Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps. 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
"The Boston Massacre"
%s7Server-Clearing%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 3172 "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead" Killstreaks Active
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense. +20% bonus healing while deployed. Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus +25% greater jump height when active -60% clip size
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
Gift from: Diazath
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun On Hit: Builds Boost Run speed increased with Boost 10% slower move speed on wearer Boost reduced on air jumps -34% clip size
The Flying Guillotine
Level 17 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 61 Hat Straight outta control point.
The Bigg Mann on Campus
Level 90 Apparel "I should put a big red A on this thing for 'ALL SPORTS', cause that's
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players, sets them on fire and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings Cannot be crit boosted
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -34% clip size
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done. +20 max health on wearer
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 10 Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 28 Facial Hair Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Level 5 Sashimono Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage. +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 22 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation No ammo from dispensers when active
Level 45 Coat Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hits burning players from behind. Mini-crits burning players from the front. -50% damage vs non-burning players No random critical hits
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +15% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
%s7Gore-Spattered%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 392 100% critical hits burning players from behind. Mini-crits burning players from the front. -50% damage vs non-burning players No random critical hits
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
Level 58 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 67 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 94 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire. Crafted by Widmox
Level 4 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Level 27 Hat Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (1096810496) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits -6 max pipebombs out Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer Immune to the effects of afterburn.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +200% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Persian Persuader #2854
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits Crafted by Widmox
( Not Tradable )
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter. No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
%s7Rage-Inducing%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 1526 This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. Killstreaks Active No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +200% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe +20% damage bonus When weapon is active: 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Tide Turner
Level 95 Shield +25% fire damage resistance on wearer +25% explosive damage resistance on wearer Full turning control while charging Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter. lose demo charge on damage when charging (3)
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (1099431936) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact
Level 76 Cosmetic Armor As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are
condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not
liven things up with an evil robot costume?
The Eliminators Safeguard
Level 15 Hat
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 23 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Minsk Beef
Level 58 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bread Bite
Level 75 Boxing Gloves Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date' +30% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter 50% slower repair rate 50% slower upgrade rate
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player. Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed. No reload necessary Per Shot: -5 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits No metal from dispensers when active.
The Rescue Ranger
Level 1 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (1099956224) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm gunslinger punch combo (1) +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Egghead's Overalls
Level 13 Shirt
The Level Three Chin #5525
Level 3 Chin
Level 4 Hat
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates +3 health regenerated per second on wearer When weapon is active: -20% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 94 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Level 41 Hat
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects 50% max overheal
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Press your reload key to cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
"Pop it, don't drop it"
%s7Scarcely Lethal%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 41 (Kill Assists%s3: 200)
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Press 'Reload' to activate focus In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping. -20% damage on body shot
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer No random critical hits