TF2 Backpack - Rick ®

The Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance

The Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer

The Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed

The Axtinguisher

Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players

The Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun

The Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+10% damage bonus
+150% airblast cost

Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time

The Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box

The Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed

The Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer

The Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-60% clip size

Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box

The Huntsman

Level 10 Bow

The Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt

Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

The Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate

The Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive

The Ambassador

Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed

The Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius

The Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage and move speed increase
as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing when in use

The Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.

The Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time

The Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer

The Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

The Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps

The Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

Frontier Justice

Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size

The Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits

The Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players

The Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer

The Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

The Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?

The Big Kill

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.

Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, damage done
and damage taken will be mini-crits.

The Golden Wrench

Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power

( Not Tradable )

The Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty

The Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer

The Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer

The Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active

The Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty

The Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty

Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise

The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size

The Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits

Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer

The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

The Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
100% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
100% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
100% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-50% damage penalty
-6 health drained per second on wearer

The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan

The Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits

Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?

The Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable )

Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable )

The Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates

Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer

The Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits

The Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-60% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces

The Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer

The Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?

The Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed

The Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer

The Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.

The Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer

The Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer

The Jag

Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty

The Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch

Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty

The Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty

Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self

The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing

The Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty

Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer

The Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.

The Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max

The Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%

The Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits

Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer

The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer

The Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects

The Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty

The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health

The Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size

The Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size

The Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits

The Saxxy

Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power

( Not Tradable )

Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
40% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed

The Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
+40% clip size
-15% damage penalty

The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty

Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time

The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings

The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on

The Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty

The Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds hype as you run. When the hype meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-60% clip size
No random critical hits

The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size

The Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players

Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.

The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players

The Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus
0.5 sec increase in time to cloak

The Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer

The Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players

The Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

The Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher

The Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits

The Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds

The Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo

The Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits

Unarmed Combat

Level 1 - 100
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...

Wanga Prick

Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise

The Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.

The Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak

The Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings

The Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit

The Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits

The Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits

The Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer

The Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!

The Sharp Dresser

Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.

The Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-90% slower move speed when aiming

The Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty

The Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds

Festive Minigun

Level 1 Minigun

The Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage

Festive Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher

Festive Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower

Festive Bat

Level 1 Bat

Festive Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher

Festive Wrench

Level 1 Wrench

Festive Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun

Festive Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Festive Knife

Level 1 Knife

Festive Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun

The Black Rose

Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.

Demoman's Fro

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Mining Light

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.

Football Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.

Pyro's Beanie

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Batter's Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!

Trophy Belt

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.

Soldier's Stash

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.

Fancy Fedora

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.

Texas Ten Gallon

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.

Engineer's Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Officer's Ushanka

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.

Tough Guy's Toque

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.

Stainless Pot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.

Tyrant's Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.

Glengarry Bonnet

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Vintage Tyrolean

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.

Camera Beard

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?

Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 1 - 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.

Brigade Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Bonk Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.

Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!

Backbiter's Billycock

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.

Professional's Panama

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.

Master's Yellow Belt

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.

Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?

Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable )

Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item

Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 1 - 100 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.

Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.

Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Cheater's Lament

Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow

( Not Tradable )

Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.

J.Axer's Dapper Topper

Level 1 - 100 Hat
First Place Winner, Propaganda Contest

( Not Tradable )

Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.

Amber's Rad As All Hell Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
First Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest

( Not Tradable )

Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.

Uncle Sam

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Second Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest

( Not Tradable )

Modest Pile of Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.

Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.

The Hound Dog

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.

Hustler's Hallmark

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Magistrate's Mullet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.

Hotrod

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.

Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Straight outta control point.

Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 1 - 100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.

Killer's Kabuto

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.

Shooter's Sola Topi

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.

Max's Severed Head

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.

Whoopee Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.

Whiskered Gentleman

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.

Ze Goggles

Level 1 - 100 Glasses
Nothing

Safe'n'Sound

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!

Tippler's Tricorne

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.

Frenchman's Beret

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.

Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Gone Snipin'.

Vintage Merryweather

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.

Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.

Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 1 - 100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.

The Heavy Duty Rag

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.

Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.

The Attendant

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'

The Milkman

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Familiar Fez

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Grenadier's Softcap

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Lumbricus Lid

Level 10 Hat

Pugilist's Protector

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Old Guadalajara

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.

Napper's Respite

Level 1 - 100 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.

Bombing Run

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Death from above!

Chieftain's Challenge

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Stout Shako

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.

Dr's Dapper Topper

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Handyman's Handle

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.

Hard Counter

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.

Sober Stuntman

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.

Carouser's Capotain

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.

Wiki Cap

Level 20 Hat
Given to valuable contributors to the official TF2 wiki
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/

Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )

Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat

Scout Mask

Level 10 Hat

Sniper Mask

Level 10 Hat

Soldier Mask

Level 10 Hat

Demoman Mask

Level 10 Hat

Medic Mask

Level 10 Hat

Heavy Mask

Level 10 Hat

Spy Mask

Level 10 Hat

Engineer Mask

Level 10 Hat

Pyro Mask

Level 10 Hat

Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat

Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

Ghastlier Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item

( Not Tradable )

Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item

Voodoo Juju

Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item

Cadaver's Cranium

Level 31 Hat

Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.

Dealer's Visor

Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.

Frontline Field Recorder

Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.

Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Scotch Bonnet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!

The Big Chief

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Magnificent Mongolian

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Larrikin Robin

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Blighted Beak

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Pyromancer's Mask

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Prancer's Pride

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Détective Noir

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Madame Dixie

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Buckaroos Hat

Level 1 - 100 Hat

German Gonzila

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Flipped Trilby

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Coupe D'isaster

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Bounty Hat

Level 5 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable )

Treasure Hat

Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable )

Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect

Level 28 Hat
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.'
Beware the Cephalopod padlock.

( Not Tradable )

Le Party Phantom

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Industrial Festivizer

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Exquisite Rack

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Defiant Spartan

Level 1 - 100 Hat

A Rather Festive Tree

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Crocleather Slouch

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.

The Athletic Supporter

Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]

The Superfan

Level 10 Hat

The Dread Knot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair

The Samur-Eye

Level 1 - 100 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war

Hero's Hachimaki

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Noh Mercy

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask

The Geisha Boy

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair

Hottie's Hoodie

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.

The Team Captain

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'

Western Wear

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.

Large Luchadore

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.

Medic's Mountain Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'

Big Country

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.

Grimm Hatte

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.

Professor's Peculiarity

Level 1 - 100 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.

Teddy Roosebelt

Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!

Sight for Sore Eyes

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.

Private Eye

Level 1 - 100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.

Googly Gazer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.

Reggaelator

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.

Honcho's Headgear

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)

Pocket Medic

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.

Villain's Veil

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.

Connoisseur's Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...

Furious Fukaamigasa

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.

Charmer's Chapeau

Level 1 - 100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.

Doctor's Sack

Level 1 - 100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.

Ol' Geezer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Get off mah land!

Desert Marauder

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Sultan's Ceremonial

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Humanitarian's Hachimaki

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable )

Benefactor's Kanmuri

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable )

Magnanimous Monarch

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable )

Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.

The Capo's Capper

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.

Brain Bucket

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.

The Dead Cone

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.

The Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.

The Janissary Ketche

Level 1 - 100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.

Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke

Armored Authority

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 1 - 100 Uniform

Bonk Boy

Level 1 - 100 Hat

The Hero's Tail

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.

Sign of the Wolf's School

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!

Cosa Nostra Cap

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.

The Made Man

Level 1 - 100
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.

The Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 - 100 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.

The Planeswalker Helm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.

The Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 - 100 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.

The Lo-Fi Longwave

Level 10 Hat
Can't stop the signal.

( Not Tradable )

The Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable )

The Spiral Sallet

Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.

Copper's Hard Top

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Security Shades

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Tam O' Shanter

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Stately Steel Toe

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel

Prairie Heel Biters

Level 15 Spurs

The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!

Summer Hat

Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.

The Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.

The Pilotka

Level 10 Hat

The Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat

The Dragonborn Helmet

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.

The Anger

Level 10 Hat

Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!

The Wingstick

Level 10

The Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat

The Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses

The Company Man

Level 10 Hat

The Purity Fist

Level 10

Clockwerk's Helm

Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011

( Not Tradable )

Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat

Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011

( Not Tradable )

Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )

The Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.

The El Jefe

Level 10 Hat

The Hair of the Dog

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Wrap Battler

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Blazing Bull

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Einstein

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Idiot Box

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Under Cover

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Can Opener

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Holy Hunter

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Buzz Killer

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Last Breath

Level 13 Hat

Apparition's Aspect

Level 13 Hat

The Infernal Impaler

Level 13 Hat

The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011

Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Spine-Tingling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Spine-Cooling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Spine-Twisting Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your discontent with the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.

The Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.

( Not Tradable )

Ghastly Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas
of mould and grave dust.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item

( Not Tradable )

The Cold War Luchador

Level 10 Hat
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.

The Mark of the Saint

Level 20 Badge

The Brainiac Hairpiece

Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.

The Brainiac Goggles

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.

The Moonman Backpack

Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.

The Bubble Pipe

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

The Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10 Hat

Your Worst Nightmare

Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.

The One-Man Army

Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.

The Counterfeit Billycock

Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.

The Outdoorsman

Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.

The Tavish DeGroot Experience

Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?

The Pencil Pusher

Level 10 Hat
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.

The Builder's Blueprints

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.

The Buccaneer's Bicorne

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.

A Whiff of the Old Brimstone

Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.

The Salty Dog

Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!

The Little Buddy

Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.

The Gym Rat

Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.

The Hot Dogger

Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.

The Birdcage

Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.

The Surgeon's Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!

The Backwards Ballcap

Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.

The Crocodile Smile

Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.

Flair!

Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Couvre Corner

Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.

The Surgeon's Stethoscope

Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.

L'Inspecteur

Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.

Photo Badge

Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Clan Pride

Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

The Swagman's Swatter

Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.

The Flamboyant Flamenco

Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.

The Virtual Reality Headset

Level 10 Hat
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.

The Spectre's Spectacles

Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.

The Stereoscopic Shades

Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.

The Hat With No Name

Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.

The Cremator's Conscience

Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'

The Hermes

Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!

The Point and Shoot

Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.

The War Head

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.

The Dashin' Hashshashin

Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!

Dr. Whoa

Level 15 Shirt

The Top Notch

Level 50 Hat
Welcome to a secret society so exclusive it makes the Illuminati look
like a Costco. How exclusive? You are the only member. This is the
only item of its kind in all of existence. So don't craft it, Miney.

( Not Tradable )

The Ornament Armament

Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.

The Sandvich Safe

Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.

The Head Warmer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.

The Outback Intellectual

Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke

The Itsy Bitsy Spyer

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!

The All-Father

Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!

The Kringle Collection

Level 1 - 100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.

The Jingle Belt

Level 1 - 100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way

The Big Elfin Deal

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.

The Bootie Time

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way

The Nine-Pipe Problem

Level 1 - 100 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

The B.M.O.C.

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!

The Holiday Headcase

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!

The Full Head Of Steam

Level 1 - 100 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!

The Stocking Stuffer

Level 1 - 100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.

The Brown Bomber

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.

The Ebenezer

Level 1 - 100 Hat
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmass spirit by
Steam User Jacen.

The Lucky Shot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Let's see you do that again, Private.

The Warsworn Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.

The Bolgan

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.

The Bolgan Family Crest

Level 1 - 100 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.

The Boston Boom-Bringer

Level 1 - 100 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)

Aladdin's Private Reserve

Level 1 - 100 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

The Snapped Pupil

Level 1 - 100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?

The Dueler

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Congratulations on winning more duels yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!

( Not Tradable )

The Gifting Man From Gifting Land

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Congratulations on giving out more gifts yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!

( Not Tradable )

The Philateler

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Congratulations on doing more yesterday to support the TF2 map-making
community through map stamps than anyone else! Wear this with pride
before it changes hands tomorrow!

( Not Tradable )

The Merc Medal

Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.

The Battle Bob

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.

The Bushman's Boonie

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.

The Conquistador

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.

The Fast Learner

Level 1 - 100 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!

The Waxy Wayfinder

Level 1 - 100 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke

The Scrap Pack

Level 1 - 100 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.

The Texas Half-Pants

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.

The Bolt Action Blitzer

Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.

The Toss-Proof Towel

Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.

The Fruit Shoot

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.

The Front Runner

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.

The Triclops

Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!

( Not Tradable )

The Flamingo Kid

Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.

( Not Tradable )

The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking

Level 1 - 100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.

The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.

( Not Tradable )

The Cross-Comm Express

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.

( Not Tradable )

World Traveler's Hat

Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps

( Not Tradable )

Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap

Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...

Moustachium Bar

Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.

'Fish'

Level 1 Fishcake Fragment
It's packed with protein.

Spacemetal Scrap

Level 1 Pin Fragment

Something Special For Someone Special

Level 100 Ring

( Not Tradable )

Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item

Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item

Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item

Class Token - Scout

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Sniper

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Soldier

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Demoman

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Heavy

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Medic

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Pyro

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Spy

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Class Token - Engineer

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints

Slot Token - Secondary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints

Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints

Slot Token - PDA2

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints

Secret Saxton

Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!

Pile o' Gifts

Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to up to 23 other people on the server!

Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Noise Maker - Black Cat

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Gremlin

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Werewolf

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Witch

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Banshee

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Stabby

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Bell

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable )

Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable )

Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Fireworks

Level 5 Party Favor

Valve Store Shipment Box

Level 1 Shipment Box

Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

( Not Tradable )

Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor

Halloween Goodie Cauldron

Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.

( Not Tradable )

Manniversary Package

Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.

This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.

Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

Mann Co. Store Package

Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!

Name Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.

Paint Can

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Decal Tool

Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.

Indubitably Green

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Zepheniah's Greed

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Noble Hatter's Violet

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Color No. 216-190-216

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

A Deep Commitment to Purple

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Mann Co. Orange

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Muskelmannbraun

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Peculiarly Drab Tincture

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Radigan Conagher Brown

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Ye Olde Rustic Colour

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Australium Gold

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Aged Moustache Grey

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

A Distinctive Lack of Hue

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.

A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

Description Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Team Spirit

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items the color of your current team.

Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.

Backpack Expander

Level 50 - 59 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(1000 spaces maximum)

Pink as Hell

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

A Color Similar to Slate

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Drably Olive

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Dark Salmon Injustice

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Stocking Stuffer Key

Level 5 Tool
Someone left this key in your best pair of fightin' socks.
It looks like it will open any festive or normal crate.

( Not Tradable )

Operator's Overalls

Level 5 Tool

Waterlogged Lab Coat

Level 5 Tool

Balaclavas Are Forever

Level 5 Tool

An Air of Debonair

Level 5 Tool

The Value of Teamwork

Level 5 Tool

Cream Spirit

Level 5 Tool

Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.

Something Special For Someone Special

Level 100 Ring
An eternal symbol of affection and commitment and approximately two
months salary.

Gift wrap this and give it to someone dear, giving them the
opportunity to accept your proposal and announce your happiness to the
whole world.

( Not Tradable )

A Mann's Mint

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

After Eight

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code

Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.

Strange Part

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track an additional new statistic!

Strange Part: Heavies Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Heavies you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Demomen Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Demomen you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Soldiers Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of buildings you destroy with that weapon.

Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.

Strange Part: Headshot Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of headshot kills you make with that weapon.

Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Gib Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies you gib with that
weapon.

Strange Part: Full Moon Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill during full
moons with that weapon.

Strange Part: Domination Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies you dominate by killing
them with that weapon.

Strange Part: Revenge Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies dominating you kill with
that weapon.

Strange Part: Posthumous Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that
weapon while you're dead.

Strange Part: Allies Extinguished

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of burning allies you extinguish
with that weapon.

Strange Part: Critical Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with critical
hits from that weapon.

Strange Part: Kills While Explosive Jumping

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that
weapon while airborne from a rocket/stickyjump.

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #1

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #2

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #3

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #4

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #5

Festive Winter Crate

Level 10
This crate is unusually festive.
Its contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.

You'd better hold onto it.
There'll probably be a way to open it later.
Crate Series #6

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #7

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #8

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #9

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #10

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #11

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #12

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #13

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #14

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #15

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #16

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #17

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #18

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #19

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #20

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #21

Refreshing Summer Cooler

Level 10
This cooler's contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.

You'd better hold onto it.
There'll probably be a way to open it later.
Crate Series #22

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #23

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #24

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #25

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #26

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #27

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #28

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #29

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #30

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #31

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #32

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #33

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #34

Naughty Winter Crate

Level 10
This crate is unusually festive.
Its contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.

Some, but not all, of the items in this crate are Strange...
Crate Series #35

Nice Winter Crate

Level 10
This crate is unusually festive.
Its contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.
Crate Series #36

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #37

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #38

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #39

Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #41

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #42

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #43

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #44

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #45

Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.

Earbuds

Level 1 - 100 Hat
OSX represent!

Grizzled Veteran

Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)

( Not Tradable )

Soldier of Fortune

Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.
Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)

( Not Tradable )

Mercenary

Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)

( Not Tradable )

Taunt: The High Five!

Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.

Primeval Warrior

Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)

( Not Tradable )

Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!

( Not Tradable )

Silver Dueling Badge

Level 25 Badge
Earned at level 25.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!

( Not Tradable )

Gold Dueling Badge

Level 50 Badge
Earned at level 50.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!

( Not Tradable )

Platinum Dueling Badge

Level 75 Badge
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!

( Not Tradable )

Polycount Pin

Level 1 Badge
Awarded to participants of the Polycount contest.

( Not Tradable )

Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge

Foster's Facade

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Stockbroker's Scarf

Level 1 - 100 Hat

Professor Speks

Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.

( Not Tradable )

The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel

Resurrection Associate Pin

Level 13 Badge

SpaceChem Pin

Level 20 Badge
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Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.

Dr. Grordbort's Crest

Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.

Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.

Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.

Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

Flip-Flops

Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.

Lucky No. 42

Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?

First Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!

( Not Tradable )

Second Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the runner-ups!

( Not Tradable )

Participant - Gamers With Jobs Tournament

Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

( Not Tradable )

First Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!

( Not Tradable )

Second Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!

( Not Tradable )

Third Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!

( Not Tradable )

Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Participant

Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place

Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!

( Not Tradable )

Sniper's Snipin' Glass

Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011

( Not Tradable )

The Ball-Kicking Boots

Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.

The Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.

The Scottish Snarl

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Pickled Paws

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

B-ankh!

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Futankhamun

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Fallen Angel

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Tail From the Crypt

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Dr. Gogglestache

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Emerald Jarate

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Steel Pipes

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Shoestring Budget

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Griffin's Gog

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Intangible Ascot

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Soviet Stitch-Up

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Steel-Toed Stompers

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Silver Bullets

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Garlic Flank Stake

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Frontier Flyboy

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Legend of Bugfoot

Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death

Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.

Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.

Strange Spirit Of Giving

Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmass spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Platinum Participant

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Euro Platinum

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver Participant

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Euro Silver

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Euro Iron

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Tin 1st Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Tin 2nd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Tin 3rd Place

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Participant

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Euro Participant

Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011

( Not Tradable )

The Map Maker's Medallion

Level 25 Func_Medal

( Not Tradable )

The Teufort Tooth Kicker

Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.

The Doublecross-Comm

Level 1 - 100 Hat
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.

( Not Tradable )

Something Special For Someone Special

Level 100 Ring

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Platinum

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Platinum

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Platinum

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 1st Place European Platinum

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Platinum

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Platinum

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Platinum

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Platinum

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Platinum

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Silver

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Silver

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Silver

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 1st Place European Silver

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Silver

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Silver

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Steel

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Steel

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Steel

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 1st Place European Steel

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Steel

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Steel

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Steel

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Steel

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Steel

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Platinum Participant

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Silver Participant

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

UGC Highlander Steel Participant

Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6

( Not Tradable )

Item Type	Count
Normal	38
Hats	14
Misc	2
Metal	2 items worth 2 scrap
Total	56

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