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(76 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
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(81 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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(80 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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(77 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
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(84 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
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(67 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(72 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(72 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
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(70 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
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(66 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Wrap Battler
Level 40 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
B-ankh!
Level 60 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Futankhamun
Level 90 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 87 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 41 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Flipped Trilby
Level 62 Hat
The Backwards Ballcap #2192
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Crafted by THE carrot
Bombing Run
Level 60 Hat
Death from above!
Whoopee Cap
Level 14 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Power Up Canteen #120729
Level 43 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Crafted by THE carrot
RoboCrate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
+20% bonus healing while deployed.
Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
+25% greater jump height when active
-60% clip size
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Strange Sandman
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Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 7 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 36 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shoestring Budget
Level 54 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Killer's Kabuto
Level 41 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 92 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 10 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 34 Uniform
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
mini-crits players, sets them on fire
and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Cannot be crit boosted
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% blast damage from rocket jumps
-25% damage penalty
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Epic Rocket Launcher
%s7Epic%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 7482
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-34% clip size
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Crafted by Darhawk
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
+2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
+20 max health on wearer
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Fallen Angel
Level 47 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 63 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 86 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 87 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 68 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 63 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
The Last Breath #5264
Level 13 Hat
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 15 Hat
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 81 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
The Birdcage #4405
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Crafted by THE carrot
The Dead Cone
Level 24 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Unremarkable Rainblower
%s7Unremarkable%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 16
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hits burning players from behind.
Mini-crits burning players from the front.
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No random critical hits
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Back Scratcher
%s7Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 3
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+15% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hits burning players from behind.
Mini-crits burning players from the front.
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No random critical hits
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Scottish Snarl
Level 88 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 37 Hat
Crafted by THE carrot
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 78 Hat
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Sober Stuntman
Level 56 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Effect: Blizzardy Storm
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
-25% explosion radius
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
+25% damage to self
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (1096810496)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
-6 max pipebombs out
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (1099431936)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
Gift from: THE carrot
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 57 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable )
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
When weapon is active:
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Eyelander
%s7Scarcely Lethal%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 27
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Can Opener
Level 95 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 92 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 16 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 98 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 42 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 69 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Crafted by Brody McBroseph
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 28 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Pocket Medic #3194
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Large Luchadore
Level 91 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Hard Counter
Level 33 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #5511
Level 83 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Crafted by THE carrot
The Capo's Capper #2084
Level 66 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Security Shades
Level 76 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 52 Hat
Crafted by THE carrot
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 16 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Gore-Spattered Festive Minigun
%s7Gore-Spattered%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 460
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
+50% max primary ammo on wearer
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 29 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Truly Feared Fists
%s7Truly Feared%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 262
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Buzz Killer
Level 9 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 36 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 29 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Safe'n'Sound
Level 13 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Crafted by THE carrot
Buckaroos Hat
Level 26 Hat
Vintage Hotrod
Level 87 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Industrial Festivizer
Level 91 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Country
Level 31 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
The Idea Tube
Level 37 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Uncharitable Shotgun
%s7Uncharitable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 129
Wicked Nasty Pistol
%s7Wicked Nasty%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 562
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Eureka Effect #62318
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
50% slower repair rate
50% slower upgrade rate
Crafted by THE carrot
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 61 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 53 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Ze Goggles
Level 16 Glasses
Nothing
Crafted by THE carrot
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 35 Hat
Blighted Beak
Level 93 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 28 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 59 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Crafted by Definitely Not a Weeaboo
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 1 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Crafted by Brody McBroseph
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 89 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Notably Dangerous Medi Gun
%s7Notably Dangerous%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 157
(Kill Assists%s3: 2794)
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
50% max overheal
Mildly Menacing Bonesaw
%s7Mildly Menacing%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 58
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
+3 health regenerated per second on wearer
When weapon is active:
-20% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Holy Hunter
Level 87 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 76 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 79 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 14 Hat
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Facial Hair
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 7 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1 Mascot
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Strange Sydney Sleeper
%s7Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Gore-Spattered Jarate
%s7Gore-Spattered%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 446
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
+15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Griffin's Gog
Level 97 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Intangible Ascot
Level 67 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Fancy Fedora
Level 32 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 2 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
The Scarecrow
Level 55 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
or backstab kill
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
+40% cloak duration
-20% damage penalty
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
Killed Merasmus at level 1
( Not Tradable )
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 74 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 47 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Team Captain
Level 7 Hat
"YESH!!!YESH!!!"
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 95 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: December 27, 2008 (21:45:36 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 46 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.