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[WH] The Director {terabyte}
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Scout
(317 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(317 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(280 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(280 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(266 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(266 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(262 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(262 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(254 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(254 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(239 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(239 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(235 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(235 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(239 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(239 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(244 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(244 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Hats
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>> Crafting
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>> Tools
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Max's Severed Head
Level 100 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Earbuds
Level 100 Hat
OSX represent!
Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Lumbricus Lid
Level 100 Hat
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Vintage Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
The Vintage Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Vintage Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Medal no. 10006
Vintage Max's Severed Head
Level 48 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Earbuds
Level 68 Hat
OSX represent!
Vintage Companion Cube Pin
Level 1 Badge
Vintage Lumbricus Lid
Level 69 Hat
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 50 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Effect: Community Sparkle
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 50 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat
Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Vintage Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
Level 28 Hat
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.'
Beware the Cephalopod padlock.
( Not Tradable )
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
An eternal symbol of affection and commitment and approximately two
months salary.
Gift wrap this and give it to someone dear, giving them the
opportunity to accept your proposal and announce your happiness to the
whole world.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Slot Token - PDA2
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
"The Director's Cut"
Level 10 Fire Axe
"Lights, Camera, Axtion!"
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
Gift from: Timber
( Not Tradable )
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
A perpetual bond of commitment between Timber
and [WH] The Director {terabyte}, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Vintage Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
Gift from: [WH] The Critter {bringcuppatea}
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 100 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 100 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 100 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 100 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 100 Hat
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 100 Hat
"Only true masters of mic spam can sport this legendary look"
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 100 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 100 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 100 Hat
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 100 Hat
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 100 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 100 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 100 Hat
"The Disparate Desperado"
Level 100 Hat
"Thinking differently made me the monster I am today!"
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 100 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 100 Hat
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 100 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 100 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 100 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 100 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 100 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 100 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 100 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 100 Lunch Box
The Vintage Sandman
Level 100 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Backburner
Level 100 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 100 Flare Gun
"The Director's Cut"
Level 100 Fire Axe
"Lights, Camera, Axion!"
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Natascha
Level 100 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 100 Lunch Box
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 100 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Vintage Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 100 Bow
Vintage Jarate
Level 100 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Razorback
Level 100 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 100 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 100 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 100 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 100 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 100 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 100 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Flipped Trilby
Level 100 Hat
The Milkman
Level 100 Hat
Bombing Run
Level 100 Hat
Death from above!
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 100 Hat
Honcho's Headgear
Level 100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Defiant Spartan
Level 100 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 100 Hat
Exquisite Rack
Level 100 Hat
The Dead Cone
Level 100 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 100 Hat
The Team Captain
Level 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 100 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 100 Uniform
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 100 Hat
Armored Authority
Level 100 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Brain Bucket
Level 100 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 100 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 100 Hat
The Attendant
Level 100 Hat
Stately Steel Toe
Level 100 Hat
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 100 Hat
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 100 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Old Guadalajara
Level 100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Handyman's Handle
Level 100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 100 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Napper's Respite
Level 100 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Madame Dixie
Level 100 Hat
The Samur-Eye
Level 100 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 100 Hat
Tam O' Shanter
Level 100 Hat
Scotch Bonnet
Level 100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 100 Hat
Reggaelator
Level 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
The Conjurer's Cowl
Level 100 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Sober Stuntman
Level 100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Copper's Hard Top
Level 100 Hat
The Capo's Capper
Level 100 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 100 Hat
The Big Chief
Level 100 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 100 Hat
The Team Captain
Level 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
The Dread Knot
Level 100 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Hard Counter
Level 100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Large Luchadore
Level 100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 100 Hat
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 100 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Security Shades
Level 100 Hat
Crocleather Slouch
Level 100 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
The Hetman's Headpiece
Level 100 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Big Country
Level 100 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 100 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 100 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Googly Gazer
Level 100 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Western Wear
Level 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Ol' Geezer
Level 100 Hat
Get off mah land!
Industrial Festivizer
Level 100 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 100 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 100 Hat
Blighted Beak
Level 100 Hat
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Grimm Hatte
Level 100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
The Team Captain
Level 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Doctor's Sack
Level 100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Private Eye
Level 100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
The Geisha Boy
Level 100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 100 Hat
Villain's Veil
Level 100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Larrikin Robin
Level 100 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 100 Hat
Desert Marauder
Level 100 Hat
The Conquistador
Level 100 Hat
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
The Janissary Ketche
Level 100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 100 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Private Eye
Level 100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
The Made Man
Level 100
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Familiar Fez
Level 100 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 100 Hat
The Noh Mercy
Level 100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
The Bolgan
Level 100 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
The Battle Bob
Level 100 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 100 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
The Snapped Pupil
Level 100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 100 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 100 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Lucky Shot
Level 100 Hat
Let's see you do that again, Private.
The Bubble Pipe
Level 100 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 100 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
The Fast Learner
Level 100 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Bonk Boy
Level 100 Hat
The Bushman's Boonie
Level 100 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
The Warsworn Helmet
Level 100 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
The Fruit Shoot
Level 100 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
The Brown Bomber
Level 100 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
The Jingle Belt
Level 100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
The Head Warmer
Level 100 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
The Holiday Headcase
Level 100 Hat
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
The Kringle Collection
Level 100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 100 Hat
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 100 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
The Idea Tube
Level 100 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The Business Casual
Level 100 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 100 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 100 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 100 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 100 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 100
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Burning Bongos
Level 100 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 100 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 100 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 100 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Le Party Phantom
Level 100 Hat
The Ebenezer
Level 100 Hat
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
The Bolgan Family Crest
Level 100 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 100 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Front Runner
Level 100 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
The Liquor Locker
Level 100 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 100 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
The Pocket Purrer
Level 100 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
The Koala Compact
Level 100 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Hat of Cards
Level 100 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Medi-Mask
Level 100 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
The Track Terrorizer
Level 100 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
The War Pig
Level 100 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 100 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 100 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Soldier's Stogie
Level 100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
The Human Cannonball
Level 100 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
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Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
The Wingstick
Level 10
The Purity Fist
Level 10
Sign of the Wolf's School #100
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The Gym Rat
Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
The Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
The Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Company Man
Level 10 Hat
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
The Anger
Level 10 Hat
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Hat
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable )
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 25 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Bat
Level 1 Bat
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 100 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
The Lollichop
Level 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Neon Annihilator
Level 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits