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Xaero (Nephew on PC)
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Scout
(184 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(184 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(180 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(180 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(190 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(190 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(179 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(179 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(175 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(175 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(159 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(159 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(175 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(175 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(172 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(172 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(167 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(167 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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Reclaimed Metal
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Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Gift from: GetGrenade ☺
The All-Father #4878
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The All-Father #4839
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Archimedes #4214
Level 67
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Crafted by Spycraber (Rus)
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Blighted Beak
Level 25 Hat
The Bonedolier
Level 42 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Dr. Whoa #3510
Level 15 Shirt
The Brainiac Goggles #2956
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Coffin Kit
Level 93 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Security Shades
Level 35 Hat
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 19 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 43 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 78
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Liquor Locker #1056
Level 56 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 53 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 100 Badge
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Builder's Blueprints #5635
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
The Idea Tube
Level 25 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 34 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 69 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
The Exorcizor
Level 62 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Fancy Dress Uniform #10988
Level 20 Uniform
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparition's Aspect #4115
Level 13 Hat
The Grizzled Growth
Level 54 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
The Ham Shank #3145
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 33 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
The Last Breath #3221
Level 13 Hat
The Jingle Belt
Level 98 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #9458
Level 36 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Made Man
Level 21
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
Medi-Mask
Level 28 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 26 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Couvre Corner #4051
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
The Nine-Pipe Problem #459
Level 27 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 55 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Surgeon's Stethoscope #4665
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Nose Candy
Level 11 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Earbuds
Level 3 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 5 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 6 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 6 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 6 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 8 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 10 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 16 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 16 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 21 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 23 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 26 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 28 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 29 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 31 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 32 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 36 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 36 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 38 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 43 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 47 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 50 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 53 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 54 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 56 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 58 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 58 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 61 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 61 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 61 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 62 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 62 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 62 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 70 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 73 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 73 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 74 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 74 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 75 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 75 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 76 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 80 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 80 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 81 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 82 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 82 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 82 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 84 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 85 Hat
"Now the song : 30 Seconds To Mars - This Is War"
Earbuds
Level 86 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 87 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 88 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 89 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 89 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 90 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 91 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 91 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 92 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 93 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 93 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 94 Hat
OSX represent!
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 26 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The RoBro 3000
Level 70 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Pocket Medic #10919
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
The HazMat Headcase
Level 41 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 91 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
Rail Spikes
Level 42 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 7 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 51 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can’t peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby’s electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
The Filamental
Level 23 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
The Scrap Sack
Level 47 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you’re at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep
an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Metal Slug
Level 47 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there’s just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 48 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
The Scarecrow
Level 8 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 20 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
The Fast Learner
Level 75 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
The Track Terrorizer
Level 31 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
The Triad Trinket #4903
Level 92 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
The Flying Guillotine
Level 92 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 82 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 94 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Neon Annihilator
Level 38 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Champ Stamp #3054
Level 18 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Sharp Dresser #59729
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
Sir Hootsalot
Level 100
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
"Look Ma, No Number !"
Soldier's Stogie #3575
Level 63 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
The Kringle Collection
Level 65 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Gift from: Psyke
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 7 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Spooky Shoes
Level 1 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 53 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Noh Mercy
Level 45 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
The Business Casual #6393
Level 30 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 40 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
Gift from: ஜ۩۞۩ஜ
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: The Reading Rainbow
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: The Reading Rainbow
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: G@UL[]!$3$
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Mr. Bull
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: An Obese Whalepony
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: The Reading Rainbow
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: G@UL[]!$3$
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Gift from: ☢BpG☢Sinnlos
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Cool Breeze
Level 56 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 34 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
The Merc's Muffler
Level 72 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Mann's Mint
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Outback Intellectual #4790
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by Xaero (Nephew on PC)
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
Gift from: back :O
( Not Tradable )
Buck Turner All-Stars #2809
Level 79 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
The Tuxxy
Level 77 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
The King of Scotland Cape #1617
Level 74 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
The Menpo #1179
Level 65 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
The Foppish Physician #1169
Level 11 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
The Distinguished Rogue #1267
Level 53 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Villain's Veil
Level 78 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Wanga Prick #63726
Level 29 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rescue Ranger
Level 22 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
The Rescue Ranger
Level 52 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
A perpetual bond of commitment between Xaero (Nephew on PC)
and Syntax Error, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
A perpetual bond of commitment between Xaero (Nephew on PC)
and Glacier Pegasus TF2-T [A], forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
"The sneaky way out"
Level 66 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 0 Hat
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 99 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 0 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 86 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 99 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 0 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 69 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 99 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 99 Hat
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 97 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 99 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 0 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 97 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 99 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 0 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 43 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 99 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 0 Hat
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 13 Hat
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 99 Hat
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 64 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 99 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Hotrod
Level 50 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 99 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Vintage Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 16 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 99 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 0 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 85 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 99 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 0 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 20 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 99 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 0 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 66 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 99 Hat
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 0 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 76 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 99 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 0 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 62 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 99 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 55 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 99 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 95 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 99 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 0 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 74 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 99 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 0 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 89 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 99 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 0 Hat
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 22 Hat
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 99 Hat
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 92 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 99 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 15 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 99 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 15 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 99 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 76 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 99 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 54 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 99 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Vintage Companion Cube Pin
Level 1 Badge
"So who is ready to make some science?"
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 0 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 45 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 99 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 0 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 51 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 99 Hat
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 0 Hat
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 99 Hat
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 30 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 99 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 64 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 99 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 76 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 99 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 8 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 99 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 0 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 25 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 99 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 0 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 28 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 99 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 0 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 7 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 99 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 85 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 99 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 70 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 99 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 0 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 71 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 99 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 0 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 46 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 99 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 0 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 72 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 99 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 23 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 99 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 63 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 99 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 0 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 87 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 99 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 0 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 43 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 99 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 0 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 85 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 99 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 85 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 99 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 47 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 99 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
The Vintage Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 86 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 99 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 0 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 86 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 99 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 0 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 75 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 76 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 99 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 56 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 99 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 77 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 99 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 20 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 99 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 50 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Effect: Community Sparkle
The Vintage Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
"Damn right its bigger than yours!"
The Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Vintage Sandman
Level 0 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Sandman
Level 99 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 0 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 99 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 0 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 99 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 0 Bow
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 26 Bow
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 99 Bow
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 0 Lunch Box
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 99 Lunch Box
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 0 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 99 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 99 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 0 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 30 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 99 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 0 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 99 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Backburner
Level 0 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Vintage Backburner
Level 47 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Vintage Backburner
Level 99 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 0 Flare Gun
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 99 Flare Gun
Vintage Jarate
Level 0 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 99 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 0 Lunch Box
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 92 Lunch Box
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 99 Lunch Box
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 0 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 99 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Vintage Natascha
Level 0 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 99 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 0 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 72 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 99 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 0 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 99 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 0 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 99 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Razorback
Level 0 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Razorback
Level 99 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
"ANCIENT MAX"
Level 81 Hat
"Yes bro, it's vintage"
"Me, IRL"
Level 0 Hat
"Effect: Sunbeams"
"MEDAL OF HONOR"
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Medal no. 4384
"SAVING RYAN'S PRIVATE"
Level 91 Hat
"SONY WALKMAN EARBUDS"
Level 90 Hat
OSX represent!
"The Infinity Beard"
Level 0 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Unusual Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Chromatic Corruption
Effect: Roboactive
Unusual Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
"Achievement Unlocked : You've Beaten TF2"
Effect: It's A Secret To Everybody
Unusual Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
"Here is the News: The Hat is not for Sale"
Effect: Burning Flames
Unusual Team Captain
Level 59 Hat
"His wife kept screaming at me YES! YES!"
Effect: Harvest Moon
"The One Above All"
Level 24 Hat
"You Address Omnipotence, Tread Carefully!"
Effect: Burning Flames
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Face-Melting Amputator
Face-Melting%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 1212
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Scarcely Lethal Atomizer
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 27
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Gift from: BANG!
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 2
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Sufficiently Lethal Bazaar Bargain
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 206
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Unremarkable Big Earner
Unremarkable%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 20
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Spectacularly Lethal Boston Basher
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 281
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Epic Crusader's Crossbow
Epic%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 6471
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 7
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Face-Melting Machina
Face-Melting%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 1083
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Rage-Inducing Widowmaker
Rage-Inducing%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 1638
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Face-Melting Your Eternal Reward
Face-Melting%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 1273
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Hale's Own Brass Beast
Hale's Own%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 8560
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Saxton's Own Spirit Of Giving
Saxton's Own%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 273
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Hale's Own Jag
Hale's Own%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 9036
(Kills%s3: 358)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Face-Melting Conniver's Kunai
Face-Melting%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 1050
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Unremarkable L'Etranger
Unremarkable%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 14
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Hale's Own Liberty Launcher
Hale's Own%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 10149
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Hale's Own Loch-n-Load
Hale's Own%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 8633
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Scarcely Lethal Lollichop
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 29
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Hale's Own Mad Milk
Hale's Own%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 8773
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Strange Mantreads
Strange%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 0
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Notably Dangerous Holiday Punch
Notably Dangerous%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 168
(Kills%s3: 332)
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Hale's Own Overdose
Hale's Own%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 8652
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Sufficiently Lethal Persian Persuader
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 194
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Rage-Inducing Rainblower
Rage-Inducing%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 1821
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Sufficiently Lethal Reserve Shooter
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 197
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
Hale's Own Family Business
Hale's Own%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 8657
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
Strange Flying Guillotine
Strange%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 0
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Strange Neon Annihilator
Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 0
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Hale's Own Soda Popper
Hale's Own%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 8872
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Gift from: BANG!
Face-Melting Half-Zatoichi
Face-Melting%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 1105
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Spy-cicle
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Sufficiently Lethal Sydney Sleeper
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 198
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Hale's Own Black Box
Hale's Own%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 12709
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
Face-Melting Bushwacka
Face-Melting%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 1068
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Hale's Own Degreaser
Hale's Own%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 10500
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
Gore-Spattered Holy Mackerel
Gore-Spattered%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 401
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Australian Original
Australian%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 8361
Wicked Nasty Powerjack
Wicked Nasty%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 648
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Hale's Own Shortstop
Hale's Own%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 8571
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Positively Inhumane Tomislav
Positively Inhumane%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 841
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Somewhat Threatening Ullapool Caber
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Stick Bomb - Kills%s5: 88
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Hale's Own Sandman
Hale's Own%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 8737
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Spectacularly Lethal Ubersaw
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 288
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Server-Clearing Huntsman
Server-Clearing%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 2512
Somewhat Threatening Dead Ringer
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 97
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Positively Inhumane Axtinguisher
Positively Inhumane%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 933
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Spectacularly Lethal Killing Gloves of Boxing
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 336
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Hale's Own Backburner
Hale's Own%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 9484
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Rage-Inducing Flare Gun
Rage-Inducing%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 1524
Hale's Own Jarate
Hale's Own%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 8619
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Hale's Own Kritzkrieg
Hale's Own%s6 Medi Gun - Kill Assists%s5: 12995
(Ubers%s3: 1930)
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Hale's Own Natascha
Hale's Own%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 8558
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Positively Inhumane Equalizer
Positively Inhumane%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 975
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Positively Inhumane Ambassador
Positively Inhumane%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 803
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Hale's Own Direct Hit
Hale's Own%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 8651
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Sufficiently Lethal Force-A-Nature
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 221
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Strange Chargin' Targe
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 1
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 8
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Face-Melting Eyelander
Face-Melting%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 1183
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Hale's Own Blutsauger
Hale's Own%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 8612
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Unremarkable Razorback
Unremarkable%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 10
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Truly Feared Scotsman's Skullcutter
Truly Feared%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 252
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Southern Hospitality
Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 9
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Frying Pan
Strange%s6 Frying Pan - Kills%s5: 0
Uncharitable Gloves of Running Urgently
Uncharitable%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 130
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
Unremarkable Pain Train
Unremarkable%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 15
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Hale's Own Quick-Fix
Hale's Own%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 8920
(Kill Assists%s3: 3662)
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Scarcely Lethal Escape Plan
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 34
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Rage-Inducing Gunslinger
Rage-Inducing%s6 Robot Arm - Sentry Kills%s5: 1881
(Kills%s3: 156)
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Hale's Own Frontier Justice
Hale's Own%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 9041
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Somewhat Threatening Tribalman's Shiv
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 98
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Strange Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bonesaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
Mildly Menacing Bottle
Mildly Menacing%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 64
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Spectacularly Lethal Fists
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 331
Hale's Own Flame Thrower
Hale's Own%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 9956
Mildly Menacing Detonator
Mildly Menacing%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 45
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Hale's Own Grenade Launcher
Hale's Own%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 11289
Rage-Inducing Knife
Rage-Inducing%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 1655
Hale's Own Medi Gun
Hale's Own%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 9345
(Kill Assists%s3: 21177)
Hale's Own Minigun
Hale's Own%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 9660
Strange Construction PDA
Strange%s6 PDA - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Health Dispensed to Allies%s3: 0)
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Hale's Own Stickybomb Launcher
Hale's Own%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 9579
Hale's Own Pistol
Hale's Own%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 8737
Sufficiently Lethal Revolver
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 216
Hale's Own Rocket Launcher
Hale's Own%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 17259
Hale's Own Scattergun
Hale's Own%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 12851
Hale's Own Shotgun
Hale's Own%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 10954
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Hale's Own SMG
Hale's Own%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 8562
Rage-Inducing Sniper Rifle
Rage-Inducing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 1855
Unremarkable Sapper
Unremarkable%s6 Sapper - Buildings Sapped%s5: 13
Hale's Own Syringe Gun
Hale's Own%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 8611
Rage-Inducing Wrench
Rage-Inducing%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 2188
(Kills%s3: 72)
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Saxxy
Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Cozy Camper