Level 10 Scattergun This weapon reloads its entire clip at once Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Level 1 Peppergun Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense. +20% bonus healing from all sources When weapon is active: Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once. 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun On Hit: Builds Boost Run speed increased with Boost 10% slower move speed on wearer Boost reduced on air jumps Boost reduced when hit -34% clip size
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Also handy for putting out a fire.
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus +25% greater jump height when active -60% clip size
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol On Hit: Gain up to +3 health Wearer never takes falling damage When weapon is active: -25% slower firing speed 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit -75% damage penalty
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack -25% clip size
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players, sets them on fire and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings Cannot be crit boosted
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 53 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation No ammo from dispensers when active
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done. +20 max health on wearer
Level 5 Sashimono Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage. +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -34% clip size
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured When weapon is active: -90% less healing from Medic sources You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured When weapon is active: -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun This weapon will reload when not active 100% critical hit vs burning players
Level 10 Flare Gun Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active. 100% mini-crits vs burning players +50% damage to self -25% damage penalty
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot #41732
Level 10 Flare Gun This weapon will reload automatically when not active. 100% mini-crits vs burning players Flare knocks back target on hit and explodes when it hits the ground. Increased knock back on burning players -35% self damage force -35% damage penalty
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hits burning players from behind. Mini-crits burning players from the front. -50% damage vs non-burning players No random critical hits
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer +100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Level 5 Sledgehammer +25 health restored on kill +15% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy. Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Level 10 Boots +200% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter. +10% faster move speed on wearer
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 73 Axe This weapon has a large melee range.
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe This weapon has a large melee range +20% damage bonus When weapon is active: 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range 0.5 sec increase in charge duration Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter. No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword This weapon has a large melee range +100% increase in charge recharge rate Ammo collected from ammo boxes becomes health No random critical hits
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -20% damage resistance when spun up -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus -20% damage resistance when spun up 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Level 5 Minigun 20% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound 20% more accurate -20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 35 Lunch Box Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit) Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus On Hit: Gain up to +10 health -20 max health on wearer
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +50% faster firing speed Gain a speed boost on hit -60% damage penalty
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and 1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed. Revenge crits are lost on death No random critical hits -50% clip size
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000 #34701
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses up to 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses up to 20% cloak
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm Alt-Fire: -15 ammo, destroy projectiles No reload necessary Per Shot: -5 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm Third successful punch in a row always crits. +25 max health on wearer Sentry build speed increased by 150% Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 15 Wrench Construction hit speed boost increased by 30% +15% faster firing speed 20% slower repair