Level 35 Hat Straight outta control point. Effect: Sunbeams
Unusual Bonk Boy
Level 74 Hat Effect: Flaming Lantern
Unusual Conjurer's Cowl
Level 24 Hat I put on my wizard's hat. Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Unusual Tyrant's Helm
Level 7 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT. Effect: Stormy 13th Hour
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 90 Hat "His head is toasty and his heart is warm." Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Large Luchadore
Level 34 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it. Effect: Steaming
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
What's in the Sandvich Box?
Level 1 Package Open the Sandvich Box to reveal its contents.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Earbuds
Level 31 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 31 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 46 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 35 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 85 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 91 Hat OSX represent!
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Level 96 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 6 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0 Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #40
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0 Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Strange Black Box
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 0 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Strange Eyelander
Strange%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 0 This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 53 Apparel Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
The Baseline Benefactor's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 1 The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Uncharitable Force-A-Nature
Uncharitable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 101 Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Notably Dangerous Frontier Justice
Notably Dangerous%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 147 When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Mildly Menacing Blutsauger
Mildly Menacing%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 58 On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0 +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Scarcely Lethal Widowmaker
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 41 No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
Unremarkable Crusader's Crossbow
Unremarkable%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 13 Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Somewhat Threatening L'Etranger
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 96 +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Strange Reserve Shooter
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 1 Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
The Soda Popper #4281
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits Crafted by Taffy
Mildly Menacing%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 52 Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 3 Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Notably Dangerous Machina
Notably Dangerous%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 165 On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0 Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Unremarkable Pain Train
Unremarkable%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 11 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Mildly Menacing Mad Milk
Mildly Menacing%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 47 Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Somewhat Threatening Mantreads
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 82 -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Gore-Spattered Flare Gun
Gore-Spattered%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 376
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0 +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 311 Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Strange Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Notably Dangerous Equalizer
Notably Dangerous%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 173 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Level 56 Tool Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Mildly Menacing Fists
Mildly Menacing%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 57
Sufficiently Lethal Gunslinger
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Robot Arm - Sentry Kills%s5: 214 (Kills%s3: 67) +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Level 42 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Notably Dangerous Festive Bat
Notably Dangerous%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 141
Strange Escape Plan
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 8 Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Spectacularly Lethal Axtinguisher
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 296 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Notably Dangerous Bottle
Notably Dangerous%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 141
Somewhat Threatening Killing Gloves of Boxing
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 83 On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Strange Quick-Fix
Strange%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 4 (Kill Assists%s3: 10) Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Face-Melting Jarate
Face-Melting%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 1235 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Wicked Nasty Knife
Wicked Nasty%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 584
Officer's Ushanka
Level 11 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Gore-Spattered Market Gardener
Gore-Spattered%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 434 Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Gore-Spattered Eyelander
Gore-Spattered%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 387 This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Gloves of Running Urgently
Unremarkable%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 13 +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Strange Bonesaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 0 Blocks a single backstab attempt
Positively Inhumane Your Eternal Reward
Positively Inhumane%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 815 Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 4 These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 0 +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 179 (Kills%s3: 45) Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Mildly Menacing%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 48 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Unremarkable Lollichop
Unremarkable%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 20 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Uncharitable Ullapool Caber
Uncharitable%s6 Stick Bomb - Kills%s5: 121 High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
The Samson Skewer
Level 87 Cosmetic Knife The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
( Not Tradable )
Spectacularly Lethal Bushwacka
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 348 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Big Earner
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0 +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
Mildly Menacing%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 49 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Uncharitable Persian Persuader
Uncharitable%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 117 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Dapper Disguise
Level 83 Mask Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
( Not Tradable )
The Bloodhound
Level 95 Hat Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
( Not Tradable )
The Necronomicrown
Level 88 Hat Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable )
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 31 Boots These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Spy-cicle
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 2 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Power Up Canteen
Level 98 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Demomen Killed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Demomen you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Cloaked Spies Killed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of spies you kill while they're invisible.
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
The Birdcage #4632
Level 10 Hat Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot. Crafted by Zardoz
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
The Snapped Pupil
Level 34 Photograph Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye? Crafted by BigMacINeedADoubleCheeseBuerger
The RoBro 3000
Level 38 Robot The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
The Triad Trinket #3462
Level 18 Necklace Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home." Crafted by BigMacINeedADoubleCheeseBuerger
The Champ Stamp #3509
Level 25 Tattoos Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang. Crafted by BigMacINeedADoubleCheeseBuerger
The Team Captain
Level 6 Hat Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 100 Mystical Lamp Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze. Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 68 Hat The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Blighted Beak
Level 1 Hat
Large Luchadore
Level 92 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
The Champ Stamp
Level 22 Tattoos Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
The Deus Specs #16351
Level 10 Glasses Crafted by Taffy
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 61 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Digit Divulger
Level 47 Gloves Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the description of an item in your backpack
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fast Learner
Level 82 Shirt Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Crocleather Slouch #157
Level 72 Hat Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 74 Hat It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Practitioner’s Processing Mask
Level 98 Fact: 70%% of the air you breathe was recently in someone’s butt.
This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a
gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat Express your undying hatred for the living. This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 29 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Natascha
Level 13 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 54 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 19 Lunch Box
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 28 Hat Straight outta control point.
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 0 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 26 Hat You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes Show balls who is the boss.
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 40 Hat Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
The Milkman
Level 24 Hat
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 3 Futuristic Sound Device Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete. taunt success sound (1) Crafted by A Happy Tortoise
The Fast Learner
Level 31 Shirt Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League! Crafted by Taffy
The Stereoscopic Shades #421
Level 20 Glasses If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man. Jingle all the way
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 9 Hat A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 93 Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 40 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1 Hat Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 28 Hat
Honcho's Headgear
Level 81 Hat This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 43 Hat These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Fancy Dress Uniform #938
Level 57 Uniform
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #6009
Level 38 Facial Hair Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Kringle Collection
Level 27 Coat Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 36 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 54 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Brigade Helm
Level 84 Hat
The Attendant
Level 41 Hat
The Birdcage #15367
Level 10 Hat Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot. Crafted by Taffy
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 99 Mask Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
The Last Breath #14977
Level 13 Hat
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 21 Backpack Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland taunt success sound (2) Only visible in Pyroland
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 53 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
The Cremator's Conscience #150
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
The HazMat Headcase
Level 5 Hat This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 52 Hat Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 68 Hat
Genuine Glengarry Bonnet
Level 20 Hat
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Scotch Bonnet
Level 27 Hat Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 51 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #5935
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
The Cool Breeze
Level 15 Kilt Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 30 Facial Hair Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe. Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 28 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 35 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close.
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Security Shades #264
Level 98 Hat
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 38 Hat
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 74 Hat I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Googly Gazer
Level 53 Hat Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 79 Apparel It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants. Crafted by Artyom
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 36 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 38 Glasses Nothing
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 50 Hat
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 40 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Der Wintermantel
Level 38 Apparel This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Archimedes
Level 59 Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 94 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 98 Hat
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
Villain's Veil
Level 34 Hat The good, the bad, and the dead.
Familiar Fez
Level 67 Hat
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 8 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 97 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
The Made Man #812
Level 15 A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave. Crafted by Taffy
Dr. Whoa #1311
Level 15 Shirt
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #2504
Level 19 Shoes Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out. Crafted by BigMacINeedADoubleCheeseBuerger
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The RoBro 3000
Level 5 Robot The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
The Merc's Muffler
Level 80 Scarf The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
The Reindoonicorn #1885
Level 20 Balloon Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland Crafted by Mitch
Flair! #168
Level 20 Flair! Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
The Hair of the Dog
Level 46 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Can Opener
Level 58 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 69 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Einstein
Level 14 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Under Cover
Level 68 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
B-ankh!
Level 76 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel Pipes
Level 31 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 47 Apparel The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 76 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 80 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 53 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 86 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 42 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 91 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 41 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shoestring Budget
Level 18 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 90 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 87 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 76 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 48 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Emerald Jarate
Level 78 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 43 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 56 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge 'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician' Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat Way way more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2009 item
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Enforcer #14742
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed Crafted by Taffy
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
The Shahanshah #8670
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max Crafted by Mr. Enclave
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 71 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
"Crit Happens"
Level 1 Scattergun
"Pyro skill powaaaa"
Level 1 Flame Thrower
"the African American box"
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
"hypoCRIT"
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
"Proton Pack"
Level 1 Medi Gun "when theres something strange in your neighbourhood who ya gana call
.... MEDIC!"
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
"Heavy Metal"
Level 1 Bat
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
"Wee spikey baw launcher"
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
"Some fat kid's delightful snack"
Level 29 Lunch Box
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
"Oh crickey i missed the apple"
Level 10 Bow
"Your Eternal Rage"
Level 1 Knife "LOL , I'm you !" Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
"Compression blast this Bitch!"
Level 1 Shotgun "Plan B"
Unarmed Combat #1347
Level 15 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds Crafted by Taffy
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
"The Piss Rifle"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle "Boom . . . Bodyshot" On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
"ITS NOT A F**KING WEAPON IM IN TROUBLE !"
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time Crafted by Taffy
"Scotlands finest highland spring water"
Level 1 Bottle "Am noo drunk i just have a speech impediment"
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
"The Iron wrench"
Level 1 Wrench
The Rescue Ranger
Level 32 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
The Cozy Camper #7142
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 12 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow override projectile type (19)
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Max's Severed Head
Level 31 Hat Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Earbuds
Level 52 Hat OSX represent!
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
"Glasgow Rangers supporters scarf"
Level 10 Scarf Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge <no employment record found> Crafted by Taffy
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 41 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Power Up Canteen #10056
Level 73 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds Crafted by Taffy
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded. Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it. Hire Date: December 27, 2008 (14:28:16 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat [Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Ready Steady Pan Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal Season 1
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Conspiracy Cap
Level 1 Hat Don't shield your head from government secrets with a tinfoil hat like
a know-nothing chump. Listen in on the private chat lines of our
shape-shifting Reptiloid overlords. Find out who wins next year's
World Series! Learn what's really in Area 51! Eavesdrop on Bigfoot's
late-night drunken calls to the President!
( Not Tradable )
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
The Ebenezer
Level 30 Hat If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat From another era.
( Not Tradable )
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 90 Hat For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
( Not Tradable )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
A Mann's Mint
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Operator's Overalls
Level 5 Tool
Balaclavas Are Forever
Level 5 Tool
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
The Lollichop
Level 1 - 100 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 - 100 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Deflector
Level 1 Minigun
The AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Ap-Sap
Level 1 - 100 Sapper Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work. sapper voice pak (1) sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
The Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 - 100 Invis Watch A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
The Memory Maker
Level 50 Camera The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in
film. Other memories—like that time you fractured some jerk
Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera—will live on forever in your
heart.
( Not Tradable )
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 1 Minigun
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 1 Knife
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 1 Wrench
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 1 Medi Gun
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 1 Scattergun
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 1 Minigun
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 1 Knife
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 1 Medi Gun
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 1 Scattergun
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Rescue Ranger
Level 1 - 100 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Level 5 Pork Product This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Demoman's Fro
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Mining Light
Level 1 - 100 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
Football Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 1 - 100 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Batter's Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Trophy Belt
Level 1 - 100 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Soldier's Stash
Level 1 - 100 Hat This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Fancy Fedora
Level 1 - 100 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 1 - 100 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.