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Scout
(138 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(138 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(161 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(161 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(152 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(152 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
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(163 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
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(129 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
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(140 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
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(132 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(140 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(140 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(128 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(128 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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>> Tools
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
( Not Tradable )
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 42 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can’t peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby’s electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: Great Cuchulain
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Great Cuchulain
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Spetsnaz
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Chaoszero
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: Shawnc292
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: Great Cuchulain
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: Sverath
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable )
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Strange Part: Critical Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with critical hits from that
weapon.
Strange Part: Demomen Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Demomen you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Gib Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you gib with that weapon.
Strange Part: Low-Health Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10%
health.
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Power Up Canteen
Level 52 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 3
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Notably Dangerous Scotsman's Skullcutter
Notably Dangerous%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 150
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Unremarkable Boston Basher
Unremarkable%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 12
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Face-Melting Sandman
Face-Melting%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1346
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Mildly Menacing Bonesaw
Mildly Menacing%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 51
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Flying Guillotine
Level 64 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Gore-Spattered Bushwacka
Gore-Spattered%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 462
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Gore-Spattered Tribalman's Shiv
Gore-Spattered%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 431
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
override projectile type (19)
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
override projectile type (19)
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Crusader's Crossbow
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 32
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Lollichop
Level 54 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 59 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Scarcely Lethal Lollichop
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 29
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Wicked Nasty Axtinguisher
Wicked Nasty%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 626
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Notably Dangerous Festive Axtinguisher
Notably Dangerous%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 163
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Uncharitable Holy Mackerel
Uncharitable%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 104
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Strange Holiday Punch
Strange%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 1
(Kills%s3: 2)
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Notably Dangerous Rainblower
Notably Dangerous%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 173
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
Server-Clearing Degreaser
Server-Clearing%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 2534
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Notably Dangerous Backburner
Notably Dangerous%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 143
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Uncharitable Festive Flame Thrower
Uncharitable%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 121
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Face-Melting Flare Gun
Face-Melting%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 1410
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Unremarkable Detonator
Unremarkable%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 10
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 2
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 26 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Wicked Nasty Killing Gloves of Boxing
Wicked Nasty%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 707
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 2
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Gift from: Cigs Mcgee
( Not Tradable )
Strange Loch-n-Load
Strange%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 3
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
Face-Melting Grenade Launcher
Face-Melting%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 1256
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Rage-Inducing Jarate
Rage-Inducing%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 1578
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Face-Melting Your Eternal Reward
Face-Melting%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 1036
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Strange Knife
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
"160 ms Facestabber"
Server-Clearing%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 4602
"160 ms facestabber machine"
Level 1 Knife
"Grants 100% perfect backstabs from any angle"
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Server-Clearing Conniver's Kunai
Server-Clearing%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 2812
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 97 Lunch Box
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Unremarkable Pain Train
Unremarkable%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 11
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 21 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Notably Dangerous Medi Gun
Notably Dangerous%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 149
(Kill Assists%s3: 422)
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 4 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 95 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 97 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Scarcely Lethal Tomislav
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 40
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Uncharitable Natascha
Uncharitable%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 130
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 2
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Scarcely Lethal Stickybomb Launcher
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 38
Gore-Spattered Stickybomb Launcher
Gore-Spattered%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 351
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Unremarkable Pistol
Unremarkable%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 11
Notably Dangerous Pistol
Notably Dangerous%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 147
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Notably Dangerous L'Etranger
Notably Dangerous%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 171
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Notably Dangerous Ambassador
Notably Dangerous%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 156
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Gore-Spattered Revolver
Gore-Spattered%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 397
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 87 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Gore-Spattered Direct Hit
Gore-Spattered%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 424
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Strange Rocket Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher
Server-Clearing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 2576
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 88 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Positively Inhumane Force-A-Nature
Positively Inhumane%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 793
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Strange Scattergun
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Scattergun
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Server-Clearing Scattergun
Server-Clearing%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 4386
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
Strange Family Business
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 2
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Wicked Nasty Frontier Justice
Wicked Nasty%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 653
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Wicked Nasty Shotgun
Wicked Nasty%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 691
The Rescue Ranger
Level 27 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
The Rescue Ranger
Level 55 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 4
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 12 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 53 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 56 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 61 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 79 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 96 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Strange Powerjack
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 9
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Rage-Inducing Powerjack
Rage-Inducing%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 1726
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The Cleaner's Carbine #4950
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
Crafted by [F2P]N0ob
Strange SMG
Strange%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 0
Unremarkable SMG
Unremarkable%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 12
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Crafted by SFM please DND
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Gore-Spattered Sydney Sleeper
Gore-Spattered%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 452
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Strange Sniper Rifle
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 1
Server-Clearing Sniper Rifle
Server-Clearing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 3828
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Gift from: Cigs Mcgee
( Not Tradable )
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 73 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 75 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 95 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 73 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
Face-Melting Sapper
Face-Melting%s6 Sapper - Buildings Sapped%s5: 1129
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 3
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Server-Clearing Eyelander
Server-Clearing%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 2511
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Unremarkable Syringe Gun
Unremarkable%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 20
Unremarkable Syringe Gun
Unremarkable%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 20
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 0
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 0
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 3
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Uncharitable Jag
Uncharitable%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 105
(Kills%s3: 11)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Southern Hospitality
Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Wicked Nasty Wrench
Wicked Nasty%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 695
(Kills%s3: 90)
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 39
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 53
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 55
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 94 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 91 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 91 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
The Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 44 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 48 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 97 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
The Idea Tube
Level 67 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
The Idea Tube
Level 75 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 100 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 47 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.
Hire Date: September 8, 2008 (14:06:56 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
The Baseline Benefactor's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 2
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Battery Bandolier
Level 42 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 59 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 73 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #7469
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Crafted by SFM please DND
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Hair of the Dog
Level 32 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scottish Snarl
Level 11 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scottish Snarl
Level 42 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 51 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 92 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 26 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 7 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 10 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 34 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 53 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 34 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Einstein
Level 13 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 86 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Emerald Jarate
Level 9 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 86 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Fallen Angel
Level 58 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 15 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
B-ankh!
Level 19 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Futankhamun
Level 50 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Holy Hunter
Level 21 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 14 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 5 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Idiot Box
Level 97 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 10 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Under Cover
Level 31 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Griffin's Gog
Level 4 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 80 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Camera Beard
Level 58 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 76 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 90 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Antlers
Level 1 Hat
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 93 Hat
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Blighted Beak
Level 2 Hat
The Anger #9280
Level 10 Hat
Crafted by SFM please DND
Buckaroos Hat
Level 8 Hat
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Industrial Festivizer
Level 31 Hat
The Conjurer's Cowl #1017
Level 53 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Security Shades #8747
Level 59 Hat
Crafted by SFM please DND
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 36 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Defiant Spartan
Level 52 Hat
Demoman's Fro
Level 25 Hat
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 22 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 57 Hat
Carouser's Capotain
Level 92 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 24 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 37 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 89 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Sober Stuntman
Level 17 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Crafted by SFM please DND
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 19 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 56 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Mining Light
Level 46 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 44 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Engineer's Cap
Level 61 Hat
Crafted by SFM please DND
Engineer's Cap
Level 84 Hat
Safe'n'Sound
Level 64 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Hotrod
Level 12 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Hotrod
Level 76 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Crafted by SFM please DND
Haunted Executioner
Level 61 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 46 Hat
Furious Fukaamigasa #5295
Level 26 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
German Gonzila
Level 7 Hat
Crafted by elysiuM | Necromerial
Apparition's Aspect #5068
Level 13 Hat
Googly Gazer
Level 52 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Grimm Hatte
Level 96 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 59 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 98 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 96 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
The U-clank-a
Level 30 Hat
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 45 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 4 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 66 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 61 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 84 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
The Dread Knot
Level 3 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Crafted by SFM please DND
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Crafted by SFM please DND
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 96 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
The Battle Bob
Level 32 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Crafted by Midnight
Jumper's Jeepcap #24
Level 61 Hat
Crafted by titooh
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Master Mind
Level 55 Hat
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 5 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 73 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 83 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 81 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 28 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 67 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 26 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 83 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 79 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Ol' Geezer #8938
Level 60 Hat
Get off mah land!
Crafted by SFM please DND
Ol' Geezer
Level 69 Hat
Get off mah land!
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 1 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 5 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 77 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 92 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Prancer's Pride
Level 65 Hat
Private Eye
Level 94 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 44 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Brigade Helm
Level 9 Hat
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 80 Hat
Vintage Merryweather
Level 49 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Crafted by SFM please DND
Reggaelator
Level 60 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 15 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 20 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you’re a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
The Data Mining Light
Level 93 Hat
If you’re a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of
throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people
know how tough you are. Finally there’s a version for the office
worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
The Byte’d Beak
Level 54 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
The Filamental
Level 36 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Plumber’s Pipe
Level 9 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
Letch's LED
Level 61 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Bonk Helm
Level 91 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Crafted by SFM please DND
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 93 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 34 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 94 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Whoopee Cap
Level 2 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 85 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 60 Hat
Trophy Belt
Level 71 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Professional's Panama
Level 35 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Stainless Pot
Level 5 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Crafted by SFM please DND
Stainless Pot
Level 78 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 91 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 27 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 54 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 87 Hat
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 43 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Stout Shako
Level 10 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Stout Shako
Level 43 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 34 Hat
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
The War Pig
Level 8 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 55 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 66 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 92 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Crafted by SFM please DND
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
The Attendant
Level 44 Hat
Crafted by SFM please DND
The Cold Killer
Level 65 Hat
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Familiar Fez
Level 5 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 99 Hat
The Point and Shoot #5580
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Crafted by [F2P]N0ob
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 73 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 83 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Haunted Zipperface
Level 3 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
Haunted Zipperface
Level 68 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
Haunted Zipperface
Level 99 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Tux
Level 83 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 72 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 97 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Pocket Medic #3912
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 82 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 44 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 60 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 67 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
The RoBro 3000
Level 1 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
The Pocket Purrer
Level 49 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
"Level 1 Pocket Pussy"
Level 1 Satchel
"Man's real best friend. I never leave home without it!!!"
The Koala Compact
Level 25 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
The Merc's Muffler
Level 73 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 0
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 0
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Sufficiently Lethal Razorback
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 214
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Business Casual
Level 71 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 65 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 16 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Der Wintermantel
Level 83 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Primrose~
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: Primrose~
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: Nurse Daes
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: Primrose~
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: Primrose~
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: Primrose~
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: Primrose~
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: Whiteguyhops
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Whiteguyhops
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Penguineer
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: Penguineer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: Penguineer
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: Penguineer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Penguineer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: Useless
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Knife
Level 1 Knife
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch