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I am not a spy...
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Scout
(131 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(131 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(134 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(134 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(140 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(140 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(137 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(137 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(123 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(123 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(110 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(110 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(119 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(119 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(125 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(125 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(114 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(114 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Hats
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>> Crafting
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>> Tools
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #55
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 60 Hat
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Backpack Expander
Level 55 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Le Party Phantom
Level 68 Hat
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Backpack Expander
Level 58 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Notably Dangerous Scattergun
Notably Dangerous%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 145
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Unremarkable Soda Popper
Unremarkable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 12
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Somewhat Threatening Mad Milk
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 88
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Gift from: [Serdo] Kyonko7
Strange Boston Basher
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 4
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Flying Guillotine
Level 82 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Strange Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1
Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 28
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
Positively Inhumane Black Box
Positively Inhumane%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 776
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Unremarkable Direct Hit
Unremarkable%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 13
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Scarcely Lethal Liberty Launcher
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 43
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 29 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
Strange Reserve Shooter
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 1
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Unremarkable Market Gardener
Unremarkable%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 17
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Scarcely Lethal Equalizer
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 43
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Unremarkable Pain Train
Unremarkable%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 11
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Escape Plan
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 2
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 9
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Rage-Inducing Backburner
Rage-Inducing%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 2064
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Uncharitable Rainblower
Uncharitable%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 127
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Scarcely Lethal Detonator
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 33
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
"Buttscratcher"
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 0
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Axtinguisher
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 2
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Lollichop
Level 95 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 5
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Neon Annihilator
Level 82 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Wicked Nasty Grenade Launcher
Wicked Nasty%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 614
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Gift from: Arregis
( Not Tradable )
Truly Feared Loch-n-Load
Truly Feared%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 261
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Mildly Menacing Scottish Resistance
Mildly Menacing%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 55
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gore-Spattered Stickybomb Launcher
Gore-Spattered%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 408
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Chargin' Targe
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen #58920
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Persian Persuader
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 78
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Mildly Menacing Eyelander
Mildly Menacing%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 52
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Wicked Nasty Half-Zatoichi
Wicked Nasty%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 521
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 50 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 2
"Sasha"
Level 1 Minigun
"Oh my god! Who touched sasha? Alright, WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?"
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Scarcely Lethal Natascha
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 26
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Unremarkable Brass Beast
Unremarkable%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 12
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 7 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Uncharitable Shotgun
Uncharitable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 113
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
Strange Family Business
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 1
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 2
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Unremarkable Fists
Unremarkable%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 17
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 1 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
The Short Circuit #33499
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Crafted by I am not a spy...
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Spectacularly Lethal Jag
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 318
(Kills%s3: 21)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Southern Hospitality
Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Wrench
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 1
(Kills%s3: 0)
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Uncharitable Medi Gun
Uncharitable%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 117
(Kill Assists%s3: 428)
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Somewhat Threatening Quick-Fix
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 79
(Kill Assists%s3: 131)
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
Unremarkable Syringe Gun
Unremarkable%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 20
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 3
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Strange%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 6
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Bonesaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Scarcely Lethal Ubersaw
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 27
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Somewhat Threatening Amputator
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 86
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
Strange Sniper Rifle
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 7
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
override projectile type (19)
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 8
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Sufficiently Lethal Sydney Sleeper
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 190
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 8
Unremarkable SMG
Unremarkable%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 11
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 3
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Gore-Spattered Jarate
Gore-Spattered%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 398
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Bushwacka
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 77
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 9
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Strange L'Etranger
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 9
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Positively Inhumane Dead Ringer
Positively Inhumane%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 751
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Gore-Spattered Your Eternal Reward
Gore-Spattered%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 381
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Strange Big Earner
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 1
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Knife
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 192
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Gore-Spattered Conniver's Kunai
Gore-Spattered%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 376
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 100 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 100 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 7 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 2 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Bonk Boy
Level 50 Hat
Whoopee Cap
Level 42 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
The Backwards Ballcap #2564
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
The Stereoscopic Shades #5063
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Bonk Helm
Level 43 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 21 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 21 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
The Spooky Shoes
Level 65 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 94 Hat
Straight outta control point.
The Front Runner
Level 50 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 99 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 10 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 36 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #1861
Level 1 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by DJ Mice
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 16 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Defiant Spartan
Level 98 Hat
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 77 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 89 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 80 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
The Zipperface
Level 4 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 82 Hat
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 56 Uniform
Armored Authority
Level 67 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 40 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 98 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 46 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
The Jingle Belt
Level 39 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 52 Hat
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable )
Brigade Helm
Level 44 Hat
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
"Vermin Supreme"
Level 16 Hat
"My hat is a boot, your political views are INVALID."
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 98 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 34 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Crafted by I am not a spy...
Napper's Respite
Level 43 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 48 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 42 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
The HazMat Headcase
Level 68 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 80 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 95 Hat
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 18 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
The Coffin Kit
Level 23 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 33 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
The Necronomicrown
Level 60 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable )
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 42 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 53 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 73 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 58 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 49 Hat
Crafted by I am not a spy...
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
Demoman's Fro
Level 84 Hat
Crafted by I am not a spy...
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Private Eye
Level 39 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 19
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Battery Bandolier
Level 81 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 39 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 74 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can’t peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby’s electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Can Opener
Level 96 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 21 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 35 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 66 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Large Luchadore
Level 75 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Pocket Medic #4238
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Security Shades
Level 39 Hat
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 12 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Chief
Level 78 Hat
The Brown Bomber
Level 98 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 85 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 48 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don’t believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 7 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 70 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 24 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Vintage Hotrod
Level 13 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Ol' Geezer
Level 24 Hat
Get off mah land!
Industrial Festivizer
Level 34 Hat
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 18 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Crafted by I am not a spy...
The Wingstick
Level 10
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Hat
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Master Mind
Level 87 Hat
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 58 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Western Wear
Level 22 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Einstein
Level 80 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 75 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 42 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 37 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 91 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 63 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
Medi-Mask
Level 6 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 50 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 48 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 78 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 90 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 2 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 26 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 91 Hat
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 18 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 37 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 64 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 52 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Under Cover
Level 56 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Familiar Fez
Level 27 Hat
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 1 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 40 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Le Party Phantom
Level 94 Hat
The Business Casual
Level 28 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 14 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
The Dapper Disguise
Level 29 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
( Not Tradable )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 87 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
"Haxton Hale Mask"
Level 10 Hat
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Tux
Level 83 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
Earbuds
Level 99 Hat
OSX represent!
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable )
The Killer Exclusive #1357
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Crafted by I am not a spy...
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 83 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 17 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable )
The Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Executioner
Level 40 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 26 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 34 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 77 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 80 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 80 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ebenezer
Level 30 Hat
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #47
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Power Up Canteen
Level 7 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Giving
The Competent Contributor's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 6
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Power Up Canteen #1589
Level 83 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Crafted by I am not a spy...
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 4 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 17 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: June 11, 2010 (00:53:20 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #1
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #2
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #4
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #5
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #10
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #11
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #12
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #13
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #14
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #15
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #16
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #18
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #19
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #20
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #21
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #23
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #24
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #25
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #26
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #27
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #28
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #29
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #31
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #33
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #34
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #49
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: DJ Mice
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Knife
Level 1 Knife
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Saxxy
Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Lollichop
Level 1 - 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Deflector
Level 1 Minigun
The AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Lev