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[APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
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Scout
(138 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(138 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(144 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(144 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(156 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(156 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(150 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(150 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(136 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(136 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(122 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(122 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(132 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(132 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(129 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(129 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(129 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(129 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Crafting
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>> Tools
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 68 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
The Nanobalaclava #21235
Level 10 Hat
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 26 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40
The Tungsten Toque
Level 84 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Steam Pipe
Level 95 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Madame Dixie
Level 85 Hat
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 79 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
The Titanium Towel
Level 7 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you’re covered
in magnets? What’s your regular towel doing for you now? Watching
you slowly die of magnetism, that’s what.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 43 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you’d study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I’m a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 58 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don’t believe us? Ask any Canadian!
The Titanium Towel
Level 41 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you’re covered
in magnets? What’s your regular towel doing for you now? Watching
you slowly die of magnetism, that’s what.
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 50 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don’t believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 24 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 26 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 18 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Base Metal Billycock
Level 68 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 87 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 23 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 23 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Practitioner’s Processing Mask
Level 5
Fact: 70%% of the air you breathe was recently in someone’s butt.
This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a
gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 90 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you’re a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Strange Festive Huntsman
Strange%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 0
override projectile type (19)
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 61 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 66 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 69 Hat
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 21 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 90 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 96 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: mjr64
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 29 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: mjr64
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
RoboCrate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked RoboCrates.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 44 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Gift from: Knackten
Steel Shako
Level 10 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky’s "Nutcracker" with
the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky’s "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Steel Shako
Level 9 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky’s "Nutcracker" with
the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky’s "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Gift from: D0n7 H8 M3™®
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Flying Guillotine
Level 96 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 61 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 5 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater #42897
Level 22 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Crafted by habibul.s
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 67 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Gift from: Videogames380♠♥
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Gift from: Candy
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Gift from: Shyshy™
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Gift from: [APG-M] Chop Suey!
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Gift from: [APG] Barut
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Gift from: Phill the muffin (Lord derpy)
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
Gift from: zebrasv
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Gift from: [APG] Barut
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Gift from: ★UP | Eldergi
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Gift from: Candy
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Gift from: Videogames380♠♥
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Gift from: Wuffles
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Gift from: NOBODY
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
Gift from: Xio
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Gift from: zebrasv
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Gift from: Candy
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Gift from: Candy
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Gift from: MR-1
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Gift from: Silent
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Gift from: MR-1
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Gift from: Silent
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Gift from: [APG-M] Chop Suey!
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Gift from: MR-1
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Gift from: [APG-M] Chop Suey!
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Gift from: [APG-M] Chop Suey!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Gift from: [APG] Barut
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Gift from: Shinikaru
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Gift from: Lustrous
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Gift from: Videogames380♠♥
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
Gift from: RealmReaver
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Gift from: Candy
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Gift from: [APG-M] Chop Suey!
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Gift from: Abridged Amuro (Rainbow Swag)
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Gift from: NOBODY
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
Gift from: NOBODY
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Gift from: [APG-M] Chop Suey!
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Gift from: ShotgunCop
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
Gift from: Wuffles
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Gift from: Candy
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
Gift from: Candy
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Gift from: Crypto
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Gift from: [APG] Barut
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: October 27, 2010 (00:30:59 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Power Up Canteen #16851
Level 4 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 4 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
( Not Tradable )
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
( Not Tradable )
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
"The Brohoof"
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
Power Up Canteen
Level 46 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 4 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
The First-Class Philanthropist's Spirit Of Giving
The First-Class Philanthropist's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 146
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 4 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Battery Canteens
Level 89 Usable Item
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Gift from: Crypto
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Face-Melting Scattergun
Face-Melting%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 1391
Sufficiently Lethal Shortstop
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 198
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Force-A-Nature
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 6
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
The Wrap Battler
Level 72 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Milkman
Level 65 Hat
Crafted by warren
The Fast Learner
Level 13 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Leadwear
Level 90 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Face-Melting Mad Milk
Face-Melting%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 1339
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable )
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Gift from: STEAM_0:1:47411551
Unarmed Combat #20949
Level 28
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Crafted by Olton
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 80 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 11 Hat
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 54 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 59 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Gift from: [APG] Barut
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Gift from: Shyshy™
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Futankhamun
Level 37 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Batter's Helmet
Level 11 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Track Terrorizer
Level 29 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cross-Comm Express #1955
Level 85 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
"Steven Magnet"
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 312
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Spectacularly Lethal Sandman
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 329
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Bat
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 86
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Bot Dogger
Level 55 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Bonk Boy
Level 95 Hat
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
The Killer Exclusive #10229
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Somewhat Threatening Wrap Assassin
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 73
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Gift from: Videogames380♠♥
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Gift from: Crypto
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 66 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
The Bolt Boy
Level 40 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Dillinger's Duffel #4806
Level 3 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher
Gore-Spattered%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 434
Sufficiently Lethal Direct Hit
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 205
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Scarcely Lethal Black Box
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 27
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
Positively Inhumane Liberty Launcher
Positively Inhumane%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 857
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Idiot Box
Level 26 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
"Hot Tentacle Grape Rape"
Level 100 Ring
A perpetual bond of commitment between [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
and Honeycomb the Goof, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Clan Pride #10735
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Crafted by [APG] Barut
The Spine-Tingling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Tyrant's Helm
Level 63 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Effect: Steaming
The Beggar's Bazooka #539
Level 82 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Steel Pipes
Level 82 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 9 Uniform
Killer's Kabuto
Level 98 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Jumper's Jeepcap #20290
Level 14 Hat
Crafted by Crazy7oad
Gore-Spattered Shotgun
Gore-Spattered%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 455
"Orbital Friendship Cannon"
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Gift from: [Junkies] Major Muffin
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Gift from: Doctor Dog
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 56 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 95 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Kringle Collection
Level 18 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #4492
Level 94 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The War Pig
Level 43 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Gift from: Love And Tolerance
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
( Not Tradable )
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Strange%s6 Battle Banner - Banners Deployed%s5: 0
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Steel Shako
Level 58 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky’s "Nutcracker" with
the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky’s "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 81 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can’t harm
humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
The Vigilant Pin #900
Level 93 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Professor's Pineapple #2732
Level 83 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Crafted by Mexican Cheese
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Truly Feared Equalizer
Truly Feared%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 253
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Uncharitable Escape Plan
Uncharitable%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 129
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Uncharitable Market Gardener
Uncharitable%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 122
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
Haunted Zipperface
Level 33 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 32 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 75 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Soldier's Stogie #3220
Level 4 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Gore-Spattered Rainblower
Gore-Spattered%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 417
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Unremarkable Flame Thrower
Unremarkable%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 24
Rage-Inducing Degreaser
Rage-Inducing%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 1836
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
Wicked Nasty Backburner
Wicked Nasty%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 571
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
The Blazing Bull
Level 13 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scrap Sack
Level 100 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you’re at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep
an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
"Fasten your seatbelts"
Level 34 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 15 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Effect: Orbiting Planets
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Gift from: SirGentleshark
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
Gift from: Oakeshott XXa
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 2
Uncharitable Festive Axtinguisher
Uncharitable%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 120
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Fallen Angel
Level 44 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 96 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
The Metal Slug
Level 91 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there’s just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
The Rusty Reaper
Level 79 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 18 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Rage-Inducing Reserve Shooter
Rage-Inducing%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 1581
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
Truly Feared Detonator
Truly Feared%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 234
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
"Pinkie's Party Popper"
Level 10 Flare Gun
Gift from: Candy
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
Gift from: Love And Tolerance
Notably Dangerous Neon Annihilator
Notably Dangerous%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 146
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 99 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 69 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Jingle Belt #11197
Level 73 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Firewall Helmet
Level 89 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100%% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Plumber’s Pipe
Level 81 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
Positively Inhumane Axtinguisher
Positively Inhumane%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 882
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
"Chrysalis' Lollipop of Doom"
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 306
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Scarcely Lethal Back Scratcher
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 27
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Unremarkable Homewrecker
Unremarkable%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 10
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Neon Annihilator #2001
Level 43 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 98 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 29 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you’d study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I’m a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
The Filamental
Level 83 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
The Attendant
Level 56 Hat
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Gift from: Xio
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Gift from: [APG] Barut
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Gift from: Candy
Spectacularly Lethal Powerjack
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 285
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 68 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
The Electric Escorter
Level 35 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
"her changeling army"
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 32 Hat
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The HazMat Headcase
Level 34 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Spectacularly Lethal Loch-n-Load
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 316
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Spectacularly Lethal Festive Grenade Launcher
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 332
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Gift from: Crypto
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
The Hair of the Dog
Level 63 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Liquor Locker #12447
Level 55 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
Crafted by The Stealer Of Sheep Souls.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 47
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable )
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Wicked Nasty Scottish Resistance
Wicked Nasty%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 620
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Truly Feared Stickybomb Launcher
Truly Feared%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 230
Uncharitable Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Uncharitable%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 126
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
The Scottish Snarl
Level 89 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Bolted Bombardier
Level 82 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 19 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Merc's Muffler
Level 14 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Reggaelator
Level 74 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 1
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Spectacularly Lethal Eyelander
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 276
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pickled Paws
Level 51 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 6 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 80 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 1 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can’t peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby’s electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Face-Melting Half-Zatoichi
Face-Melting%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 1432
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Bottle
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 85
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Gift from: Shyshy™
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 99 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
The Cool Breeze
Level 52 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
The Buccaneer's Bicorne #19850
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 87 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Gift from: Love And Tolerance
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Uncharitable Pain Train
Uncharitable%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 124
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 8 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
The HDMI Patch
Level 87 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 27 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Unusual Tam O' Shanter
Level 17 Hat
Effect: Nuts n' Bolts
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Mildly Menacing Natascha
Mildly Menacing%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 46
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Notably Dangerous Brass Beast
Notably Dangerous%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 137
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Somewhat Threatening Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 75
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 41 Hat
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
The Can Opener
Level 75 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 61 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 52 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 11 Hat
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Gift from: Shyshy™
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 69 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 53 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
The Toss-Proof Towel #2382
Level 40 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Haunted Executioner
Level 73 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 17 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Strange Family Business
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 9
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Gift from: Love And Tolerance
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Gift from: Shyshy™
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 7 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 78 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
The Titanium Towel
Level 19 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you’re covered
in magnets? What’s your regular towel doing for you now? Watching
you slowly die of magnetism, that’s what.
The Big Chief
Level 9 Hat
Gift from: MR-1
The Tungsten Toque
Level 10 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Wicked Nasty Holiday Punch
Wicked Nasty%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 574
(Kills%s3: 35)
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Strange Fists
Strange%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 0
Scarcely Lethal Killing Gloves of Boxing
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 30
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
The Samson Skewer
Level 50 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
Gift from: Mr.Twilight
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Gift from: Candy
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
The Bunsen Brave
Level 58 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 98 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don’t believe us? Ask any Canadian!
The Hound Dog
Level 87 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Gore-Spattered Frontier Justice
Gore-Spattered%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 484
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Strange Widowmaker
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 2
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000 #35848
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Rescue Ranger
Level 3 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Buzz Killer
Level 36 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Rump-o'-Lantern #581
Level 10 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Googly Gazer
Level 42 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 65 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tin-1000
Level 3 Hat
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 39 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
The Brainiac Hairpiece #5835
Level 17 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Last Straw #66
Level 94 Hat
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Timeless Topper
Level 79 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper’s built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Positively Inhumane Pistol
Positively Inhumane%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 886
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
( Not Tradable )
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
The Short Circuit #46246
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 51 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 82 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
"Deed of Sweet Apple Acres"
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Industrial Festivizer
Level 26 Hat
Gift from: Zork787
Strange Jag
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Teddy Robobelt
Level 80 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 85 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you’re a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
The Idea Tube
Level 7 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Western Wear #10542
Level 19 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Rage-Inducing Wrench
Rage-Inducing%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 1637
(Kills%s3: 184)
Strange Southern Hospitality
Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable )
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 23 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Hetman's Headpiece #14346
Level 49 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Crafted by [CBC] Faoeoa
"Twilight's #2 assistant"
Hale's Own%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 18226
"Look, all you need to know is that I'm number one, and you're number
two."
Mildly Menacing Bazaar Bargain
Mildly Menacing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 68
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Uncharitable Sydney Sleeper
Uncharitable%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 100
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
"Lunar Shortbow"
Server-Clearing%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 3600
override projectile type (19)
The Holy Hunter
Level 14 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Gift from: Candy
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Gift from: [APG] Barut
The AWPer Hand #31419
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Silver Bullets
Level 64 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Letch's LED
Level 5 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 75 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
"Bottled Rainbow Juice"
Hale's Own%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 16197
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Positively Inhumane SMG
Positively Inhumane%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 924
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 68 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 90 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Villain's Veil
Level 41 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 43 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 86 Hat
Unremarkable Razorback
Unremarkable%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 17
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Cozy Camper #41251
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Soldered Sensei
Level 1 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there’s no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
The Crocodile Smile #13256
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Fruit Shoot #14955
Level 74 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
Crafted by DJ Potato.
Gift from: DJ Potato.
The Fruit Shoot #1454
Level 51 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
"Chrysalis.swf"
Server-Clearing%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 3908
"Thanks for being food."
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Gore-Spattered Tribalman's Shiv
Gore-Spattered%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 361
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 79 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 78
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
The Deus Specs #7545
Level 10 Glasses
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 79 Hat
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Anger #15203
Level 10 Hat
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Uncharitable Syringe Gun
Uncharitable%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 115
Gore-Spattered Blutsauger
Gore-Spattered%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 432
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Unremarkable Overdose
Unremarkable%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 14
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Einstein
Level 77 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Virus Doctor
Level 5 Hat
Whether you’re a 17th century plague doctor, a professional
wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat
lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone
Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño
poppers.
Blighted Beak
Level 41 Hat
Crafted by DJ Potato.
Photo Badge #4853
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
German Gonzila
Level 95 Hat
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 74 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Byte’d Beak
Level 78 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Medi-Mask
Level 89 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Der Wintermantel
Level 83 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Practitioner’s Processing Mask
Level 21
Fact: 70%% of the air you breathe was recently in someone’s butt.
This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a
gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Spectacularly Lethal Medi Gun
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 327
(Kill Assists%s3: 696)
Truly Feared Quick-Fix
Truly Feared%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 233
(Kill Assists%s3: 233)
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
( Not Tradable )
The Emerald Jarate
Level 49 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 1 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor’s head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients’ disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
The Nine-Pipe Problem #8511
Level 26 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Ze Goggles
Level 31 Glasses
Nothing
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Unremarkable Amputator
Unremarkable%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 19
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Bonesaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 63 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
The Steam Pipe
Level 92 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Foppish Physician #1262
Level 87 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Unusual Geisha Boy
Level 98 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Effect: Nuts n' Bolts
Uncharitable Ubersaw
Uncharitable%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 109
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Gift from: LUNAM the Lusory Lunate Lunarist
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Scrap Pack #7625
Level 92 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 92 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Revolver
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 6
Rage-Inducing Ambassador
Rage-Inducing%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 2298
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Truly Feared L'Etranger
Truly Feared%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 257
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Uncharitable Diamondback
Uncharitable%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 102
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wicked Nasty Festive Ambassador
Wicked Nasty%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 718
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Le Party Phantom
Level 17 Hat
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Triad Trinket #933
Level 83 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
Crafted by DJ Potato.
"Dirty Steaming Black Cock"
Level 24 Hat
"A dirty hat for a dirty mind."
Effect: Steaming
Gift from: Shyshy™
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
Gift from: Herpy Dooves
Wanga Prick #59575
Level 68 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Crafted by [Busy-Camper]
"The Windigo"
Wicked Nasty%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 541
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
"The Wendigo"
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
( Not Tradable )
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
Gift from: [APG] Barut
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 98 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 40 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
The Business Casual
Level 60 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 76 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Fancy Fedora
Level 41 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Crafted by Peace|Mouse Cop
Strange Big Earner
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Strange%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 0
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
"The Deceptive Cadence"
Face-Melting%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 1455
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Sharp Dresser #19877
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Under Cover
Level 14 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Megapixel Beard
Level 88 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you’re going to
have now that you’ve got a robot beard. If there’s anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we’ll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Dr. Whoa #10403
Level 15 Shirt
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 87 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Hat of Cards
Level 76 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Wicked Nasty Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Wicked Nasty%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 515
Gift from: Shyshy™
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Somewhat Threatening Knife
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 70
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 58 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 19 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 88 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
The Dashin' Hashshashin #7475
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Crafted by [APG-M] Teen Chrysalis
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
( Not Tradable )
Hale's Own Dead Ringer
Hale's Own%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 11298
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Uncharitable Sapper
Uncharitable%s6 Sapper - Buildings Sapped%s5: 114
"Sapper, apply directly to Candy."
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 18 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
The Intangible Ascot
Level 55 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Bloodhound
Level 74 Hat
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
Tux
Level 81 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
Familiar Fez
Level 23 Hat
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Saxxy
Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits