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Low Res Guy
Equipped
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Scout
(100 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(100 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(102 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(102 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(107 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(107 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(96 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(96 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(103 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(103 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(81 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(81 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(85 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(85 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(91 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(91 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(92 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(92 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
"Just pull the trigger and watch them SCATTER!"
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Shortstop
(equipped)
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
"12 bangs and you're done. 12 bangs and then there were none!"
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Mad Milk
(equipped)
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Flying Guillotine
Level 18 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Necronomicrown
Level 9 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable )
Bat
Level 1 Bat
"BAT! ATOMIC BONK"
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Crafted by Low Res Guy
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Crafted by Low Res Guy
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unarmed Combat
Level 90
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 77 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Milkman
Level 3 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombing Run
Level 12 Hat
Death from above!
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
(equipped)
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Bonk Boy
Level 83 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cow Mangler 5000
(equipped)
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
Crafted by Low Res Guy
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 4 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Buff Banner
(equipped)
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Gift from: Massive_gas
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Crafted by Low Res Guy
"Tom Nook's Whacker"
Level 1 Shovel
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 78 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 25 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Armored Authority
Level 49 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 7 Hat
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 47 Uniform
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
(equipped)
Level 51 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
"The Flamer + Airblast!"
Level 1 Flame Thrower
The Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
"I get around with the other classes, if you know what I mean."
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"Tom Nook's Hacker"
Level 1 Fire Axe
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Crafted by Low Res Guy
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Maul
(equipped)
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lollichop
Level 44 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 57 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
The Attendant
Level 5 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Old Guadalajara
Level 96 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Gift from: Massive_gas
Napper's Respite
Level 98 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 60 Hat
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 73 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
The Bubble Pipe
Level 58 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The HazMat Headcase
Level 77 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The Neon Annihilator
Level 60 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 58 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 15 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
"6 BARREL LAUNCHER BUT ONLY 4 PER CLIP? WHAT THE HELL."
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
( Not Tradable )
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
"Thankfully, I already don't remember this..."
"Kingdom Key D"
Level 5 Sword
"Forged in the core of darkness, this blade is now present in the
realm of light."
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 92 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable )
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 48 Hat
Scotch Bonnet
Level 73 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 49 Hat
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 79 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
"Sacha"
Level 1 Minigun
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 19 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
"You! Yes, YOU! YOU. ARE. DEAD!"
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Crafted by Low Res Guy
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Fists
Level 1 Fists
"TAKE THAT! AND THIS!"
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 31 Hat
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 88 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The Capo's Capper
Level 67 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dread Knot
Level 9 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Hard Counter
Level 32 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
The Big Chief
Level 33 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Coupe D'isaster
Level 6 Hat
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Purity Fist
Level 10
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Large Luchadore
Level 32 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The Samson Skewer
Level 14 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
( Not Tradable )
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Crafted by Clockworkiller
Notably Dangerous Shotgun
Notably Dangerous%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 153
Vintage Frontier Justice
(equipped)
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rescue Ranger
Level 55 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
"Erecting buildings twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week."
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
(equipped)
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Crafted by Clockworkiller
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Mining Light
Level 28 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 80 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Industrial Festivizer
Level 11 Hat
Big Country
Level 46 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 19 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
"These needles bring you back to full health; after you dead and you
respawn!"
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
"If they had this in the '60s, why are we so far behind?"
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Quick-Fix
(equipped)
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
"I am a terrible weapon and all of my melee unlocks are complete
upgrades."
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Amputator
(equipped)
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
( Not Usable in Crafting )
German Gonzila
Level 45 Hat
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 88 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 4 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Crafted by Low Res Guy
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Private Eye
Level 66 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
(equipped)
Level 23 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
"Professionals, have standards."
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Gift from: Calvin W.
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
SMG
Level 1 SMG
"Please use me. Please..."
Vintage Jarate
(equipped)
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Cozy Camper #8836
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
Crafted by Low Res Guy
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
"Geting blood on my knife and then complain about getting blood on
said knife. :D"
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Bushwacka
(equipped)
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
(equipped)
Level 65 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Professional's Panama
Level 29 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 73 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Larrikin Robin
Level 63 Hat
Desert Marauder
Level 31 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Liquidator's Lid
Level 15 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
The Bloodhound
Level 63 Hat
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
( Not Tradable )
Villain's Veil
Level 50 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dapper Disguise
Level 48 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
( Not Tradable )
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
"That was a superior shot that I placed inside your face, good sir."
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Big Kill
(equipped)
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Gift from: Massive_gas
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
"I do have the time. It's half past LOOK BEHIND YOU THERE'S A SPY!"
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
(equipped)
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
The Quäckenbirdt
Level 3 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Knife
Level 1 Knife
"Also works as a facestabber as well!"
Your Eternal Reward
(equipped)
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Wanga Prick
Level 71 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 40 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Familiar Fez
Level 22 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 42 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 74 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
The Made Man
Level 31
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 50 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: January 17, 2009 (17:01:52 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
The Company Man
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 91 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
(equipped)
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
(equipped)
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
( Not Tradable )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Power Up Canteen
Level 88 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Scarcely Lethal Pistol
(equipped)
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 26
Uncharitable Rocket Launcher
Uncharitable%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 121
Somewhat Threatening Flame Thrower
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 77
Mildly Menacing Grenade Launcher
(equipped)
Mildly Menacing%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 68
Strange Natascha
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 6
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Strange Shotgun
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
Scarcely Lethal Crusader's Crossbow
(equipped)
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 39
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Sydney Sleeper
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 97
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 2
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Selfless Samaritan's Spirit Of Giving
The Selfless Samaritan's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 190
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Wicked Nasty Mad Milk
Wicked Nasty%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 599
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Unremarkable Black Box
Unremarkable%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 11
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
Scarcely Lethal Backburner
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 40
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 1
Strange Brass Beast
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 8
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Strange Wrench
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 3
(Kills%s3: 3)
Scarcely Lethal Medi Gun
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 39
(Kill Assists%s3: 142)
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 2
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Knife
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 4
Strange Part: Heavies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Heavies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Shotgun
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
Scarcely Lethal Degreaser
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 36
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
Sufficiently Lethal Eyelander
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 176
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 2
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
Unremarkable Jag
Unremarkable%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 16
(Kills%s3: 1)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Scarcely Lethal Ubersaw
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 25
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Spectacularly Lethal Jarate
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 306
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Strange%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 9
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Sandman
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 5
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Mildly Menacing Half-Zatoichi
Mildly Menacing%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 53
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Unremarkable Flare Gun
Unremarkable%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 17
Scarcely Lethal Force-A-Nature
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 25
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.
Unremarkable Boston Basher
Unremarkable%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 11
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Strange Detonator
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Strange Axtinguisher
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Mildly Menacing Powerjack
Mildly Menacing%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 56
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Wrap Battler
Level 39 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Idiot Box
Level 23 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Blazing Bull
Level 34 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hair of the Dog
Level 62 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Can Opener
Level 40 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buzz Killer
Level 82 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Einstein
Level 64 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Holy Hunter
Level 80 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Under Cover
Level 12 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
B-ankh!
Level 61 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Steel Pipes
Level 30 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fallen Angel
Level 67 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scottish Snarl
Level 16 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 80 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 30 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 34 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Silver Bullets
Level 48 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Griffin's Gog
Level 33 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
The Futankhamun
Level 97 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shoestring Budget
Level 56 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tail From the Crypt
Level 56 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pickled Paws
Level 56 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 36 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 50 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Emerald Jarate
Level 10 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 55 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Intangible Ascot
Level 77 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Slot Token - PDA2
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 64 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #49
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Gift from: STEAM_0:1:47949401
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
Crafted by Low Res Guy
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 51 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mildly Menacing Grenade Launcher
Mildly Menacing%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 68
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Scarcely Lethal Pistol
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 26
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scarcely Lethal Crusader's Crossbow
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 39
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 23 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 65 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
Crafted by Low Res Guy
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 51 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mildly Menacing Grenade Launcher
Mildly Menacing%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 68
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Scarcely Lethal Pistol
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 26
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scarcely Lethal Crusader's Crossbow
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 39
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 23 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 65 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Saxxy
Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
The Lollichop
Level 1 - 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Deflector
Level 1 Minigun
The AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Ap-Sap
Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
The Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 - 100 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
The Memory Maker
Level 50 Camera
The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in
film. Other memories—like that time you fractured some jerk
Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera—will live on forever in your
heart.
( Not Tradable )
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 1 Minigun
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 1 Knife
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 1 Wrench
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 1 Medi Gun
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 1 Scattergun
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 1 Minigun
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 1 Knife
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 1 Medi Gun
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 1 Scattergun
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Rescue Ranger
Level 1 - 100 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
override projectile type (19)
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
The Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Demoman's Fro
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Mining Light
Level 1 - 100 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Football Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Batter's Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Trophy Belt
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Soldier's Stash
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Fancy Fedora
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Engineer's Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Officer's Ushanka
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Stainless Pot
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 1 - 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Camera Beard
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 1 - 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Brigade Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Bonk Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 1 - 100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Professional's Panama
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 1 - 100 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
J.Axer's Dapper Topper
Level 1 - 100 Hat
First Place Winner, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable )
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Amber's Rad As All Hell Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
First Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 1 - 100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Uncle Sam
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Second Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable )
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Hound Dog
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Hotrod
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 1 - 100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Killer's Kabuto
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Max's Severed Head
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Whoopee Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Ze Goggles
Level 1 - 100 Glasses
Nothing
Safe'n'Sound
Level 1 - 100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 1 - 100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 1 - 100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
The Attendant
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
The Milkman
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Familiar Fez
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Lumbricus Lid
Level 10 Hat
Pugilist's Protector
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Old Guadalajara
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Napper's Respite
Level 1 - 100 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Bombing Run
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Death from above!
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Handyman's Handle
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Hard Counter
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Sober Stuntman
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Wiki Cap
Level 20 Hat
Given to valuable contributors to the official TF2 wiki
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Scotch Bonnet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
The Big Chief
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Blighted Beak
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Madame Dixie
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Flipped Trilby
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Bounty Hat
Level 5 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
Level 28 Hat
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.'
Beware the Cephalopod padlock.
( Not Tradable )
Le Party Phantom
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Industrial Festivizer
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Exquisite Rack
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Defiant Spartan
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Crocleather Slouch
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Dread Knot
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
The Samur-Eye
Level 1 - 100 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Noh Mercy
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
The Geisha Boy
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 1 - 100 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
The Team Captain
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Western Wear
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Large Luchadore
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Big Country
Level 1 - 100 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Grimm Hatte
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 1 - 100 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Private Eye
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Googly Gazer
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Reggaelator
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Villain's Veil
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 1 - 100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Doctor's Sack