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Scout
(258 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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Soldier
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(226 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
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(236 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
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(251 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
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(216 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
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(199 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
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Sniper
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Spy
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Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
( Not Tradable )
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
Gift from: Purges Number 1 Fan
( Not Tradable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable )
Fireproof Secret Diary
Level 1 Secret Diary
It's smoldering a little, but otherwise it seems okay. This thing must
be built out of the same stuff they make ancient astronauts from.
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
'Fish'
Level 1 Fishcake Fragment
It's packed with protein.
( Not Tradable )
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Battery Canteens
Level 98 Usable Item
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Power Up Canteen #25081
Level 70 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 34 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Strange Boston Basher
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 2
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Strange Sandman
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Strange Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Festive Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Strange Amputator
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Uncharitable Ubersaw
Uncharitable%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 123
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unremarkable Bonesaw
Unremarkable%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 11
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Strange Flying Guillotine
Strange%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 0
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
"NO U"
Wicked Nasty%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 520
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Rage-Inducing Huntsman
Rage-Inducing%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 1807
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Strange%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 3
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Scarcely Lethal Axtinguisher
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 34
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Strange Fists
Strange%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 0
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Unremarkable Rainblower
Unremarkable%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 13
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Somewhat Threatening Degreaser
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 89
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
Scarcely Lethal Backburner
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 40
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Strange Detonator
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Strange Detonator
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Strange Detonator
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Strange Detonator
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Strange Detonator
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Strange Detonator
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 5
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 5
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Mildly Menacing Loch-n-Load
Mildly Menacing%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 54
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Gore-Spattered Grenade Launcher
Gore-Spattered%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 414
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Jarate
Strange%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 0
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Server-Clearing Jarate
Server-Clearing%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 3401
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
"Splash Motherfucker"
Australian%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 8005
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Strange Big Earner
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Unremarkable Your Eternal Reward
Unremarkable%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 11
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Sharp Dresser #54867
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Strange Spy-cicle
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Strange Spy-cicle
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Gore-Spattered Spy-cicle
Gore-Spattered%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 372
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Strange Knife
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Strange%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 0
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Strange%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 0
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Spectacularly Lethal Kritzkrieg
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Medi Gun - Kill Assists%s5: 297
(Ubers%s3: 542)
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Gore-Spattered Medi Gun
Gore-Spattered%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 470
(Kill Assists%s3: 1241)
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Strange Quick-Fix
Strange%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Strange Quick-Fix
Strange%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 5
(Kill Assists%s3: 5)
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Unremarkable Brass Beast
Unremarkable%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 11
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 82 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav #1402
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
( Not Tradable )
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Strange Minigun
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 8
Mildly Menacing Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Mildly Menacing%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 54
Strange Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 9
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Escape Plan
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 3
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Escape Plan
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 7
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 1
Wicked Nasty Stickybomb Launcher
Wicked Nasty%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 606
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 8
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Pistol
Strange%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 0
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Unremarkable L'Etranger
Unremarkable%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 14
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Ambassador
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable Ambassador
Unremarkable%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 22
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable Revolver
Unremarkable%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 24
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Spectacularly Lethal Liberty Launcher
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 308
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Unremarkable Black Box
Unremarkable%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 14
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Strange Direct Hit
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 4
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Strange Rocket Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Rocket Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Rocket Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher
Gore-Spattered%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 462
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Wicked Nasty Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Wicked Nasty%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 508
Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unremarkable Soda Popper
Unremarkable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 13
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 100 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Strange Force-A-Nature
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Strange Force-A-Nature
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Strange Force-A-Nature
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Strange Force-A-Nature
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Strange Force-A-Nature
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 4
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Strange Scattergun
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Scattergun
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Scattergun
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Hale's Own Scattergun
Hale's Own%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 8803
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Unremarkable Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Unremarkable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 19
Strange Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Unremarkable Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Unremarkable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 23
Hale's Own Festive Scattergun
Hale's Own%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 9061
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Unarmed Combat
Level 57
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Scarcely Lethal Widowmaker
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 36
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Mildly Menacing Reserve Shooter
Mildly Menacing%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 48
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
Scarcely Lethal Family Business
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 27
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Strange Frontier Justice
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 5
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Positively Inhumane Shotgun
Positively Inhumane%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 758
The Rescue Ranger
Level 87 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 8
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Strange Powerjack
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Strange Powerjack
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange SMG
Strange%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 1
Gore-Spattered Bazaar Bargain
Gore-Spattered%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 395
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Face-Melting Machina
Face-Melting%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 1101
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Strange Sniper Rifle
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Sniper Rifle
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Sniper Rifle
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Sniper Rifle
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 1
Face-Melting Festive Sniper Rifle
Face-Melting%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 1482
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Strange%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 0
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 34 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 37 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
Scarcely Lethal Sapper
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Sapper - Buildings Sapped%s5: 30
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 0
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 3
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Strange Eyelander
Strange%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 0
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Strange Eyelander
Strange%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 0
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Strange Syringe Gun
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Somewhat Threatening Syringe Gun
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 84
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 0
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
Notably Dangerous Dead Ringer
Notably Dangerous%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 140
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Wicked Nasty Dead Ringer
Wicked Nasty%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 555
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Sufficiently Lethal Jag
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 217
(Kills%s3: 16)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Southern Hospitality
Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Wrench
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 83
(Kills%s3: 7)
Mildly Menacing Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Mildly Menacing%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 67
(Kills%s3: 4)
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
Archimedes
Level 31
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 18
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 64
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 64
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 55 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 62 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 53 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 58 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 90 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Flunkyware
Level 11 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
The Bootie Time #3085
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 83 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 99 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
The Wraith Wrap
Level 83 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 31 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 94 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Pip-Boy #8790
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 63 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
The Cozy Camper #2769
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
( Not Tradable )
The Idea Tube
Level 98 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 93 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
"Duffel Bag Boy"
Level 98 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 72 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 39 Backpack
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 65 Backpack
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Infernal Orchestrina #966
Level 22 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 62 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 7 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: February 17, 2009 (01:12:32 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Saxton's Own Spirit Of Giving
Saxton's Own%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 1775
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
The Merc Medal #5774
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 25 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 5 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 5 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Photo Badge #8430
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
The Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
The Builder's Blueprints #11042
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Battery Bandolier
Level 39 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
The Battery Bandolier
Level 47 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 75 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 13 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 76 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 80 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 42 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 59 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 46 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
( Not Tradable )
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 52 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Soldier's Stogie
Level 25 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Kringle Collection
Level 76 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
The Cremator's Conscience #5466
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 71 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 24 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 60 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 42 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 78 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 98 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Can Opener
Level 65 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 53 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 32 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Einstein
Level 67 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 39 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 9 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 4 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 83 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 36 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 81 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 19 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 73 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 63 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 38 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 41 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 68 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 43 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 62 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Under Cover
Level 73 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 86 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 26 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The All-Father #6013
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
The Brainiac Hairpiece #6213
Level 16 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 91 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 40 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 49 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 76 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 7 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 40 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Bolted Bombardier
Level 18 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 75 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
The Megapixel Beard
Level 12 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you’re going to
have now that you’ve got a robot beard. If there’s anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we’ll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
The Megapixel Beard
Level 34 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you’re going to
have now that you’ve got a robot beard. If there’s anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we’ll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
The Megapixel Beard
Level 92 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you’re going to
have now that you’ve got a robot beard. If there’s anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we’ll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Flair! #8044
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Practitioner’s Processing Mask
Level 91
Fact: 70%% of the air you breathe was recently in someone’s butt.
This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a
gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
The Brainiac Goggles #37
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Brainiac Goggles #9548
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
The Digit Divulger
Level 28 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
The Digit Divulger
Level 37 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
The Digit Divulger
Level 56 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Brock's Locks #1576
Level 98 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 38 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
The Mutton Mann
Level 48 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Antlers
Level 1 Hat
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Blighted Beak
Level 48 Hat
The Bloodhound
Level 67 Hat
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
The Anger #15328
Level 10 Hat
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
The Bubble Pipe #10290
Level 5 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Bubble Pipe #13534
Level 44 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Buccaneer's Bicorne #17985
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 2 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 66 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
The Dashin' Hashshashin #8524
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Desert Marauder
Level 14 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Détective Noir
Level 91 Hat
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 35 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable )
The Dragonborn Helmet #9888
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 60 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 27 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 70 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
The Tin-1000
Level 68 Hat
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Unusual Engineer's Cap
Level 5 Hat
Effect: Cauldron Bubbles
Hotrod
Level 79 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Haunted Executioner
Level 8 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Haunted Executioner
Level 21 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Haunted Executioner
Level 66 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 100 Hat
Flipped Trilby
Level 93 Hat
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 45 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 88 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Apparition's Aspect #11306
Level 13 Hat
Apparition's Aspect #2639
Level 13 Hat
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 40 Hat
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Grimm Hatte
Level 73 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
Gift from: Rendondo
( Not Tradable )
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
Killed Merasmus at level 1
( Not Tradable )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Gift from: Captain Yorange
( Not Tradable )
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 15 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
The U-clank-a
Level 28 Hat
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Officer's Ushanka
Level 30 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 91 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
The Hanger-On Hood
Level 59 Hat
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Hero's Hachimaki #14872
Level 61 Hat
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
The Head Warmer
Level 49 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
The Infernal Impaler #10421
Level 13 Hat
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
The Battle Bob
Level 22 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Battle Bob
Level 100 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Bushman's Boonie
Level 78 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
The Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Master Mind
Level 67 Hat
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 28 Hat
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 100 Hat
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #7616
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 39 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 49 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
The Necronomicrown
Level 86 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable )
Earbuds
Level 20 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 20 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 21 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 25 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 29 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 56 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 56 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 85 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 86 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 88 Hat
OSX represent!
"iPod <3"
Level 11 Hat
OSX represent!
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Le Party Phantom
Level 90 Hat
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 83 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Unusual Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 58 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Effect: Circling Heart
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 47 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 72 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Private Eye
Level 8 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Liquidator's Lid
Level 77 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 60 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 89 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 4 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
The FR-0
Level 39 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s
film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 40 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
The Data Mining Light
Level 21 Hat
If you’re a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of
throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people
know how tough you are. Finally there’s a version for the office
worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
The Timeless Topper
Level 69 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper’s built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
The Bunsen Brave
Level 66 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
The Bunsen Brave
Level 77 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 21 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don’t believe us? Ask any Canadian!
The Tungsten Toque
Level 5 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Byte’d Beak
Level 10 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
The Virus Doctor
Level 78 Hat
Whether you’re a 17th century plague doctor, a professional
wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat
lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone
Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño
poppers.
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 69 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life’s many distractions. The solution: This.
Firewall Helmet
Level 82 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100%% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
The Bolt Boy
Level 80 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
The Bolt Boy
Level 94 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 49 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Letch's LED
Level 61 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Soldered Sensei
Level 81 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there’s no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 6 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 44 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 44 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 54 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 63 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
The Robot Running Man
Level 94 Hat
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 48 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Unusual Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 29 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Effect: Burning Flames
Bombing Run
Level 74 Hat
Death from above!
The Backwards Ballcap #14204
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
The Front Runner #4716
Level 40 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Front Runner
Level 56 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
The Bolted Bushman
Level 48 Hat
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
The Bolted Bushman
Level 99 Hat
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
The Fruit Shoot
Level 48 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Worst Nightmare #11798
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Swagman's Swatter #10524
Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Tin Pot
Level 40 Hat
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
The Tin Pot
Level 76 Hat
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 64 Hat
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 1 Hat
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
The War Pig
Level 71 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
The War Pig
Level 76 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
The Stealth Steeler
Level 84 Hat
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
L'Inspecteur #14074
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 92 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Noh Mercy
Level 31 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable )
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
Tam O' Shanter
Level 70 Hat
The Attendant
Level 3 Hat
The Barnstormer
Level 53 Hat
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
The Cold Killer
Level 56 Hat
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
The Cold Killer
Level 64 Hat
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 32 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Familiar Fez
Level 99 Hat
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
( Not Tradable )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 15 Hat
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
The Milkman
Level 86 Hat
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 38 Hat
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
The Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat
Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
The El Jefe #14052
Level 10 Hat
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
The K-9 Mane #4193
Level 42 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Villain's Veil #17959
Level 46 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Crafted by <<IFæ>>Rickybobby.sL
Villain's Veil
Level 49 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Villain's Veil
Level 68 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 64 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat