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Scout
(221 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(221 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(239 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(239 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(248 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(248 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(227 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(227 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
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(209 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
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(198 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(209 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(209 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
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(189 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
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(194 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Summer Starter Kit
Level 1
Granted for participation in the Steam Summer Adventure 2014.
This contains a sampling of items and can be opened from your backpack
screen!
Antique Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Spellbook Magazine
Level 67 Spellbook
A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get
the job done.
Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
single wep deploy time decreased (0.5)
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Battery Canteens
Level 1 Usable Item
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Power Up Canteen
Level 1 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
When weapon is active:
15% slower move speed on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
+20 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
+3 health regenerated per second on wearer
When weapon is active:
-20% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
+3 health regenerated per second on wearer
When weapon is active:
-20% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lollichop
Level 1 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hits burning players from behind.
Mini-crits burning players from the front.
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No random critical hits
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
mini-crits players, sets them on fire
and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Cannot be crit boosted
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
-25% explosion radius
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
+25% damage to self
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (1099431936)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Wanga Prick
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hits burning players from behind.
Mini-crits burning players from the front.
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hits burning players from behind.
Mini-crits burning players from the front.
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
50% max overheal
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
50% max overheal
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
+50% max primary ammo on wearer
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
+50% max primary ammo on wearer
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
+20% bonus healing while deployed.
Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
+20% bonus healing while deployed.
Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (1096810496)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
-6 max pipebombs out
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (1096810496)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
-6 max pipebombs out
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
+25% greater jump height when active
-60% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
+25% greater jump height when active
-60% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
or backstab kill
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
or backstab kill
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
+40% cloak duration
-20% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
+40% cloak duration
-20% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -5 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
No metal from dispensers when active.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -5 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
No metal from dispensers when active.
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
No ammo from dispensers when active
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% blast damage from rocket jumps
-25% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% blast damage from rocket jumps
-25% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run speed increased with Boost
10% slower move speed on wearer
Boost reduced on air jumps
-34% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-34% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-34% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Rescue Ranger
Level 1 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (1099956224)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+15% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
20% damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+15% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
20% damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: Gain Mini-crits for 8 seconds.
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Press 'Reload' to activate focus
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.
-20% damage on body shot
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
+2 health regenerated per second on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
+2 health regenerated per second on wearer
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
50% slower repair rate
50% slower upgrade rate
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
50% slower repair rate
50% slower upgrade rate
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Archimedes
Level 1 Mascot
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 1 Mascot
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mecha-Medes
Level 1 Mascot
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1 Mascot
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
The Medical Mystery
Level 1 Apparel
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hurt Locher
Level 1 Apparel
Everyone likes to watch their enemies blow up. But if you're close
enough to get a really good look, you'll blow up too. It is life's
greatest tragedy.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Escapist
Level 1 Apparel
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Chronomancer
Level 1 Apparel
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ward
Level 1 Apparel
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Flapjack
Level 1 Apparel
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pop-eyes
Level 1 Apparel
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Frenchman's Formals
Level 1 Apparel
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Weight Room Warmer
Level 1 Apparel
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Breakneck Baggies
Level 1 Apparel
Combining the comfort of pajamas with the genital-concealing
subterfuge of pants, these aerodynamic trackies will let your enemies
know you're a man of mystery who probably got a good night's sleep.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Blood Banker
Level 1 Apparel
"Oh, you'd like to make a deposit? Allow me to make one first. One
knife. Into your back."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bolshevik Biker
Level 1 Apparel
"I am riding to your tiny town."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Birdman of Australiacatraz
Level 1 Apparel
"Watch like an eagle. Strike like a hawk. Dance like no one's
watching."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The After Dark
Level 1 Apparel
"Bartender. Scotch, neat. It has been a long day. Oh, is that a
piano?" [sound of Chopin's Impromptu no. 4 in C sharp minor, ladies
swooning]
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Founding Father
Level 1 Apparel
This shirt envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our
nation's patriots wore frilly-cuffed silk blouses instead of the
respectable undershirts they possessed in actual history.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gaelic Garb
Level 1 Apparel
"And we'll tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll
never take our FREEDOM! To wear these POOFY SHIRTS! What's that,
Havish? Oh. AND THESE SASHES!"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brawling Buccaneer
Level 1 Coat
"We do not plunder in this man's pirate army, maggot! On this ship you
will patrol the seas for liberals and Communists, and go to bed at a
sensible hour!"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hornblower
Level 1 Coat
"This uniform was worn by Horatio Nelson during the Napoleonic Wars!
If you sunk his ship he would swim at you with a cannon on his back!
If he ran out of cannonballs he would fire himself at your hull! That
is how bad he wanted to beat the French!"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Flared Frontiersman
Level 1 Apparel
"I'll tell you what, these wide-bottom pants're slick as a whistle."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bigg Mann on Campus
Level 1 Apparel
"I should put a big red A on this thing for 'ALL SPORTS', cause that's
my specialty."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Delinquent's Down Vest
Level 1 Apparel
"Boom! Look how puffy this vest is, dummy! I sent the last one back.
Not. Puffy. Enough."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cool Cat Cardigan
Level 1 Apparel
"Boom! Now I'm in the fifties! I look good in ANY decade!"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Cheet Sheet
Level 1 Apparel
This cheetah-print skirt intimidates on the battlefield while allowing
for freedom of movement. Let's be honest, it doesn't do a bad job of
showing off those man-curves either.
Genuine Tartantaloons
Level 1 Apparel
Are these Scottish pantaloons historically accurate? You got us. Why
don't you go ask your boyfriend History?
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Das Metalmeatencasen
Level 1 Cosmetic Armor
"There is strength in your steel breast-blouse. Your chest meat is at
ease." (Description translated from German.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shogun's Shoulder Guard
Level 1 Cosmetic Armor
"The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the
state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun.
This shoulder is CLOSED!"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dark Age Defender
Level 1 Cosmetic Armor
This knight's armor will repel anything someone from the 12th century
might throw at you, be it a rock, a sword, a thatched cottage or a
Merlin.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Steel Sixpack
Level 1 Cosmetic Armor
This wrought-iron cuirass has been exactingly molded from the
imaginary muscles you wish you had.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation
Googly Gazer
Level 1 Cosmetic Augmentation
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
20% damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Idea Tube
Level 1 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The External Organ
Level 1 Backpack
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Grisly Gumbo
Level 1 Backpack
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Handhunter
Level 1 Backpack
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Creature From The Heap
Level 1 Backpack
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 1 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 1 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 1 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 1 Backpack
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 1 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
cosmetic taunt sound (0)
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scrap Sack
Level 1 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
Hire Date: September 18, 2007 (10:18:40 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
The Spirit Of Giving
%s7The%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 0
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
The Burning Bandana
Level 1 Bandana
Time to clean house.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Borscht Belt
Level 1 Bandolier
"So many little pouches. Now Heavy can help carry your itty-bitty baby
guns."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Backpack Broiler
Level 1 Barbeque
I've got your back... steaks.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Jingle Belt
Level 1 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Freedom Feathers
Level 1 Bird Head
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Chicken Kiev
Level 1 Bird Head
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Mann-Bird of Aberdeen
Level 1 Bird Head
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Medimedes
Level 1 Bird Head
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sir Shootsalot
Level 1 Bird Head
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Battery Bandolier
Level 1 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 1 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
The Burning Bongos
Level 1 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 1 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
cosmetic taunt sound (0)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down
Level 1 Cape
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Heavy-Weight Champ
Level 1 Championship Belt
"This belt tells babies that Heavy is champ. Big belt champ of all
time."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 1 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stogie
Level 1 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Trickster's Turnout Gear
Level 1 Coat
Trick your enemies into forgetting who set them on fire in the first
place with this trustworthy-looking fireman's jacket.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Kringle Collection
Level 1 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Last Bite
Level 1 Coffin
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Caffeine Cooler
Level 1 Cooler
"Each canna Bonk's got four thousand percent of the daily caffeine a
body needs, so you KNOW it's good for ya. And I drink 'em by the case,
so I'm extra healthy."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bountiful Bow
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Horrific Head of Hare
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Grub Grenades
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Corpsemopolitan
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Das Blutliebhaber
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Headtaker's Hood
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Transylvania Top
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Burny's Boney Bonnet
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Monster's Stompers
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cauterizer's Caudal Appendage
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ethereal Hood
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Foul Cowl
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Space Bracers
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Crispy Golden Locks
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gothic Guise
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Grease Monkey
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Halloweiner
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Candyman's Cap
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vicious Visage
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hidden Dragon
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hound's Hood
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Jupiter Jumpers
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Candleer
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vicar's Vestments
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lo-Grav Loafers
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Mucous Membrain
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ramses' Regalia
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hardium Helm
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bozo's Brogues
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scorched Skirt
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shaman's Skull
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shaolin Sash
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Surgeon's Space Suit
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Terrier Trousers
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Teutonkahmun
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Abhorrent Appendages
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lordly Lapels
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Glob
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bozo's Bouffant
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Magical Mercenary
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Death Support Pack
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Birdie Bonnet
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pin Pals
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Alternative Medicine Mann
Level 1 Costume Piece
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hair of the Dog
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scottish Snarl
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pickled Paws
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buzz Killer
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Can Opener
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Einstein
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Emerald Jarate
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Blazing Bull
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fallen Angel
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tail From the Crypt
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Wrap Battler
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
B-ankh!
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Futankhamun
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Holy Hunter
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Silver Bullets
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Idiot Box
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Steel Pipes
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shoestring Budget
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Under Cover
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Griffin's Gog
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Intangible Ascot
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
The Beep Boy
Level 1 Electronic Device
His facial expressions are synced to yours! Teach this Beep Boy how to
be a Beep Man using nothing but the raw musky magnetism of your face.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Up Pyroscopes
Level 1 Eye Stalks
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 1 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 1 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
A Brush with Death
Level 1 Facial Hair
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Viking Braider
Level 1 Facial Hair
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cuban Bristle Crisis
Level 1 Facial Hair
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a
self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gold Digger
Level 1 Facial Hair
Dag nab it before it's all sold out!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
The Faux Manchu
Level 1 Facial Hair
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Horned Honcho
Level 1 Facial Hair
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 1 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 1 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bolted Bombardier
Level 1 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Megapixel Beard
Level 1 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Camera Beard
Level 1 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 60 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 1
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
The Special Eyes
Level 1 Glasses
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gabe Glasses
Level 1 Glasses
"These glasses help Heavy read sad stupid poem on your tombstone."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Macho Mann
Level 1 Glasses
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Graybanns
Level 1 Glasses
Gray Mann might be a heartless villain. But he DOES make some sweet
sunglasses. Hate the player, not the game.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ze Goggles
Level 1 Glasses
Nothing
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Falconer
Level 1 Glove
"This falconer's glove's perfect for snipin'. It's sturdy, it's
comfortable, and if a falcon lands on it, you can eat 'im."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Maniac's Manacles
Level 1 Gloves
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gaelic Golf Bag
Level 1 Golf Clubs
"Ach, t'is a Cinderella story! Outta nowhere. A former demolitions
expert, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a
mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the bloody hole!"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Das Gutenkutteharen
Level 1 Hair
"The hairs on your head-skin are physically attractive. Now we should
have love relations." (Description translated from German.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Greased Lightning
Level 1 Hair
"I'm the only one on this team not balding! Damn right I'm gonna make
my hair look good!"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pardner's Pompadour
Level 1 Hair
"It takes a hard man to tame this ten-gallon Texas hair tornado."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Das Maddendoktor
Level 1 Hair
"My laughter is not borne from joy! I have birthed a devil! It is
acceptable to me!" (Description translated from German.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Antlers
Level 1 Cosmetic Item
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Antlers
Level 1 Cosmetic Item
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Armored Authority
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
The Bacteria Blocker
Level 1 Hat
The human face is nature's garbage can. Everything from saliva
(make-outs) to grease (engine repair) to clumps of partially chewed
beef (eating) to poison (food-tasting for kings) can be found on the
average (your) face. Keep it marginally less filthy with the Bacteria
Blocker.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Chief
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Country
Level 1 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Blighted Beak
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Bonk Boy
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Breather Bag
Level 1 Hat
Since the invention of the garbage bag, humanity has longed to put it
over its head. Until now, this usually meant immediate asphyxiation.
UNTIL NOW! Plastic bag over your head? Breathing air? Thanks to the
geniuses at FaceBagHole Co., you don't have to choose.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
The Brotherhood of Arms
Level 1 Hat
Straight outta 2Fort.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bubble Pipe
Level 1 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Buckaroos Hat
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Capo's Capper
Level 1 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 1 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cloud Crasher
Level 1 Hat
This paratrooper's helmet keeps your head safe while you jump out of
planes. Show those birds who's boss! Teach some fluffy little clouds
what they'll get if you ever catch them around your sky again!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 1 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
Genuine Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
Industrial Festivizer
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
The Conquistador
Level 1 Hat
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Security Shades
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Copper's Hard Top
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 1 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Coupe D'isaster
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Defiant Spartan
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Demoman's Fro
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Carouser's Capotain
Level 1 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 1 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 1 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sober Stuntman
Level 1 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Desert Marauder
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Détective Noir
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 1 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 1 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 1 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 42 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Mining Light
Level 1 Cosmetic Item
For Engineers with bright ideas.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tin-1000
Level 1 Hat
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Engineer's Cap
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 75 Hat
Safe'n'Sound
Level 1 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Cosmetic Item
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hotrod
Level 1 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Powdered Practitioner
Level 1 Hat
An integral part of any travel survival kit, this wig will help you
escape Disney World if the Hall of Presidents ever comes to life.
Comes with tri-corn hat in case Pirates of the Caribbean comes to life
instead.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Exquisite Rack
Level 1 Cosmetic Item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pom-Pommed Provocateur
Level 1 Hat
The thick woolen pom-pom stitched to the top of this ski mask is
filled with poison, in case you are captured by people who want
information on why you look ridiculous.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bone Dome
Level 1 Hat
Comes with a visor capable of shielding your eyes from the harsh glare
of people running away from you on fire.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Brim-Full Of Bullets
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Air Raider
Level 1 Hat
Designed specifically for hotshot pilots, this mask only distributes
oxygen if you're doing a cool barrel roll into the Danger Zone.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hong Kong Cone
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Slick Cut
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pirate Bandana
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
L'homme Burglerre
Level 1 Hat
French for 'The Thief of Hamburgers.'
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cotton Head
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flipped Trilby
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
German Gonzila
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Facial Hair
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Grimm Hatte
Level 1 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Crosslinker's Coil
Level 1 Hat
Did you know: before the mercenary fashion world discovered the
obvious style and mental health benefits of wearing 22 feet of powered
electrical cable around your head, people once wore hatbands made from
'silk' or other barely-lethal textiles! Strange but true.
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 1 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 78 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 1 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Mair Mask
Level 1 Hat
Comes with a full can of MAIR, Mann Co.'s air substitute! One part
nitrogen, no parts oxygen, NINE parts electrolytes—Mair gives
regular air a kick in the pants for manly lungs on the go.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Football Helmet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The U-clank-a
Level 1 Hat
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 1 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 63 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Officer's Ushanka
Level 1 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 11 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 1 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hound Dog
Level 1 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gym Rat
Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 1 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pugilist's Protector
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Hard Counter
Level 1 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Squid's Lid
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hyperbaric Bowler
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Snaggletoothed Stetson
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Larval Lid
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tuque or Treat
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Trepanabotomizer
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cadaver's Capper
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The One-Way Ticket
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spellbinder's Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dark Helm
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Haunted Hat
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Manneater
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Head Warmer
Level 1 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
The Hive Minder
Level 1 Hat
The leading cause of death on the battlefield? You guessed it: Bee
stings.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Black Watch
Level 1 Hat
This Scottish infantry tam o'shanter commemorates the desperately
sober 5th batallion, who tried to make liquor out of gunpowder and
accidentally invented sticky bombs.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Das Naggenvatcher
Level 1 Hat
"In the center of your head lives a skeleton. It is not enough! This
hat is a head-skeleton for the outside." (Description translated from
German.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Belgian Detective
Level 1 Hat
"Inspector, seal the door! Someone in this room is a MURDERER!"
[pause] "Me!" [stab stab stab stab stab]
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Harmburg
Level 1 Hat
"How do I look in this hat? On a scale of 'Handsome' to 'Extremely
Handsome'."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Katyusha
Level 1 Hat
"Heavy does not need plane to crush you. Only fists and hat."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Baron von Havenaplane
Level 1 Hat
"Are you a plane-driver? I cannot tell because of your hat-disguise."
(Description translated from German.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rebel Rouser
Level 1 Hat
"Hold on, why are Americans fighting other Americans? Did everybody in
France die and nobody told me?"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Das Ubersternmann
Level 1 Hat
"You are not important but I am. My hat is a secret hat." (Description
translated from German.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Wet Works
Level 1 Hat
"Rain: It's nature's Jarate. But it's not a drama: Keep the filthy
stuff off yer noggin with this rubber hat."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Federal Casemaker
Level 1 Hat
"Men, if we are going to take down Al Capone, we will need to be in
the FBI. Step one: These hats."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Caribbean Conqueror
Level 1 Hat
"You! Stop jibbing that mainsail and give me twenty! You up in the
crow's nest! Drop that telescope and get on your face! Everybody on
this ship start doing push-ups!"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Valley Forge
Level 1 Hat
This tricorn is a tribute to our country's greatest President. The
tiny medal on it is a tribute to the ribbony children's medal he won
for inventing America.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tsarboosh
Level 1 Hat
"Does little hat make Heavy's head look big? TELL TRUTH."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Larrikin Robin
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1 Hat
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Mask
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
The Lucky Shot
Level 1 Hat
Let's see you do that again, Private.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Madame Dixie
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 1 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 1 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 1 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 1 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 1 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 1 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 1 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 1 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Earbuds
Level 1 Hat
OSX represent!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Le Party Phantom
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 1 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Prancer's Pride
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Private Eye
Level 1 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 1 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 1 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 33 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Brigade Helm
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyro's Beanie
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 33 Hat
Napper's Respite
Level 1 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 1 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 1 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Old Guadalajara
Level 1 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The HazMat Headcase
Level 1 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Merryweather
Level 1 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Handyman's Handle
Level 1 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Reggaelator
Level 1 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Well-Rounded Rifleman
Level 1 Hat
The smooth lines of this versatile number will be instantly vaguely
familiar to anyone who's ever seen a train conductor, been arrested in
France, or fought in the U.S. Civil War.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 1 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 1 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 1 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 1 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 1 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 1 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The FR-0
Level 1 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 1 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 1 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 1 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Data Mining Light
Level 1 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Timeless Topper
Level 1 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 1 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bunsen Brave
Level 1 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 1 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tungsten Toque
Level 1 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Byte'd Beak
Level 1 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Virus Doctor
Level 1 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 1 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 1 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 1 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 1 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Electric Escorter
Level 1 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Filamental
Level 1 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Firewall Helmet
Level 1 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rusty Reaper
Level 1 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Plumber's Pipe
Level 1 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 1 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 1 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Metal Slug
Level 1 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 1 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 1 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bolt Boy
Level 1 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Leadwear
Level 1 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bot Dogger
Level 1 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Letch's LED
Level 1 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 1 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldered Sensei
Level 1 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 1 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Steel Shako
Level 1 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 1 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Base Metal Billycock
Level 1 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 1 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotch Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Helm
Level 1 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 1 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 1 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Robot Running Man
Level 1 Hat
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1 Hat
Straight outta control point.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombing Run
Level 1 Hat
Death from above!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Front Runner
Level 1 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Whoopee Cap
Level 1 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Trophy Belt
Level 1 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 1 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bolted Bushman
Level 1 Hat
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Professional's Panama
Level 1 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fruit Shoot
Level 1 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 1 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 1 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stash
Level 1 Cosmetic Item
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 60 Cosmetic Item
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Stainless Pot
Level 1 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 39 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
The Tin Pot
Level 1 Hat
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tyrant's Helm
Level 1 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 98 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 1 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Killer's Kabuto
Level 1 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Stout Shako
Level 1 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The War Pig
Level 1 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 1 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 1 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Fedora
Level 1 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Stealth Steeler
Level 1 Hat
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Frenchman's Beret
Level 1 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hat of Cards
Level 1 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 1 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Stately Steel Toe
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 1 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tam O' Shanter
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Attendant
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 1 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Familiar Fez
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Milkman
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 1 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Genuine Beastly Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
This ceremonial headdress tells your enemies that you have the heart
of a lion, the strength of a bear, the speed of a cheetah, and the
rotting head of a cheetah.
Genuine Tartan Shade
Level 1 Hat
This patterned cloak lets you skulk undetected in any plaid-covered
shadows.
Genuine Centurion
Level 1 Hat
Unlike those cheap knock-offs, the brush part of THIS centurion helmet
is made from the HEAD hair of your fallen enemies.
Genuine Hardy Laurel
Level 1 Hat
This bundle of spray painted sticks signified that you were a
philosopher king in primitive cultures like Ancient Rome and
present-day Canada. (Equips Romevision in Mann vs. Machine mode.)
vision opt in flags (4)
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
The Weather Master
Level 1 Hat
They called you INSANE when you claimed a helmet with foam clouds and
lightning taped to it would give you weather powers! Now you'll show
them! You'll show them ALL! Moo hoo ha ha ha! (This helmet does not
give you weather powers.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ebenezer
Level 1 Hat
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Holiday Headcase
Level 1 Hat
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The B.M.O.C.
Level 1 Hat
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brown Bomber
Level 1 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The War on Smissmas Battle Hood
Level 20 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Virtual Viewfinder
Level 1 Headset
Get a migraine for charity. (99 percent of community revenue goes to
fund SpecialEffect, a charity working to help disabled players get
back into the game.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spectralnaut
Level 1 Helmet
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Whirly Warrior
Level 1 Helmet
"To your left, some French buildings. Directly in front of us is the
Eiffel Tower, which I'm about to bring down. This concludes our
helicopter tour of France."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Glasgow Great Helm
Level 1 Helmet
This knight's helm is perfect for defending against 12th century
offensive weaponry, like swords, sticks and definitely-not-bullets.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Stormin' Norman
Level 1 Helmet
This knight's helm was painstakingly recreated using stills from the
classic time travel episode (Ep 417: "A K.I.T.T. in King Arthur's
Court") of the hit TV show Knight Rider.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tartan Spartan
Level 1 Helmet
"Lads, tonight we DRINK IN HELL! And it's only noon right now, so
let's ALSO DRINK RIGHT HERE!"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
The Baphomet Trotters
Level 1 Hooves
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Faun Feet
Level 1 Hooves
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cobber Chameleon
Level 1 Mascot
"This little fellah's the perfect snipin' companion. He's quiet, he's
camouflaged, and if you get hungry, you can eat 'im."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lieutenant Bites
Level 1 Mascot
Hobbies: contracting rabies, giving people rabies. Favorite foods:
spoiled sour cream rations, arm meat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Red Army Robin
Level 1 Mascot
"Is tiny bird. Is adorable. TELL BIRD HE IS PRETTY!"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Compatriot
Level 1 Mascot
"This is not a bird, maggot! It is a shoulder-mounted symbol of
freedom, and you WILL salute it in this man's army!"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tux
Level 1 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Beast From Below
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Face Plante
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hard-Headed Hardware
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hollowhead
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cap'n Calamari
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Monstrous Mandible
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
PY-40 Incinibot
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rugged Respirator
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Second Opinion
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Macabre Mask
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hallowed Headcase
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Parasight
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Raven's Visage
Level 1 Mask
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Medi-Mask
Level 1 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Medal no. 320
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 1 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cryptic Keepsake
Level 1 Necklace
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Snapped Pupil
Level 1 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The HDMI Patch
Level 1 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 1 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Steam Pipe
Level 1 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Li'l Snaggletooth
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
'When I grow up, I want to be a hat.' -Li'l Snaggletooth
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pocket Horsemann
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pocket Pyro
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
Loneliness is the world's deadliest silent killer. Next to carbon
monoxide. But cuddle up to this adorable firebug, hold your breath,
and you'll be free to concentrate on loud killers like car crashes and
Freddy Krueger.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Teddy Robobelt
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
El Muchacho
Level 1 Poncho
Cosplay as a sleepy cowboy with this authentic 19th century sleeveless
fleece snuggie.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Whiskey Bib
Level 1 Puffy Shirt
"Sometimes when yer swiggin' woodgrain alcohol from a clay jug, a wee
bit can miss the mouth, like. Catch those precious drops with a
genuine Scottish whiskey bib."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 1 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 19 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
The Dry Gulch Gulp
Level 1 Refreshment
"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. And when a man
needs killin', I oblige him."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Made Man
Level 1
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Das Hazmattenhatten
Level 1 Safety Apparatus
"Breathing is agreeable to me, but sometimes there is air-stench. Now
I laugh in the face of air. Thank you, this hat." (Description
translated from German.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pocket Purrer
Level 1 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Trash Toter
Level 1 Satchel
"Waste not, want not, son."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 1 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Koala Compact
Level 1 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
+15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
+15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Immune to the effects of afterburn.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Immune to the effects of afterburn.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Immune to the effects of afterburn.
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tyurtlenek
Level 1 Shirt
Around the skinny neck of an intellectual, jewel thief or Frenchman, a
turtleneck tells people: "Please open-hand slap me in the face." On
the iron frame of the Heavy, it says only: "I wear what I want."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 1 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
The Soot Suit
Level 1 Shirt
Business up front. Ten deadly gallons of pressurized gas in the back.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Das Fantzipantzen
Level 1 Shirt
"Fancy men are beautiful but weak! You are a strong filthy idiot. Take
what is rightfully yours!" (Description translated from German.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fast Learner
Level 1 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Track Terrorizer
Level 1 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Business Casual
Level 1 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
The Colonial Clogs
Level 1 Shoes
"I can confirm that these are George Washington's actual shoes,
because I found them buried two feet up an Englishman's ass!"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rogue's Brogues
Level 1 Shoes
"Every day, I know I will be cutting something. Some days it is a rug.
For those days, I have these shoes."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 1 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
The Half-Pipe Hurdler
Level 1 Skateboard
"My moves are SICK, brother. Ask your girlfriend, cause she's been
watchin'. Don't blame her, she's only human."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bear Necessities
Level 1 Spirit Animal
"In Siberia, bear try to attack family. He try this once. Now he is
little hat."
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sackcloth Spook
Level 1 Spooky Companion
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unidentified Following Object
Level 1 Spooky Companion
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ivan The Inedible
Level 1 Spooky Companion
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Quoth
Level 1 Spooky Companion
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Beacon from Beyond
Level 1 Spooky Companion
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Guano
Level 1 Spooky Companion
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Accursed Apparition
Level 1 Spooky Companion
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 1 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Das Feelinbeterbager
Level 1 Supplies
"Hello, men of war! You will be dead soon. Here are pills."
(Description translated from German.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
The Sprinting Cephalopod
Level 1 Tentacles
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pampered Pyro
Level 1 Towel
Today, it's YOU Fortress. You deserve it.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Liquor Locker
Level 1 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 1 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tuxxy
Level 1 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Carrion Companion
Level 1 Undead Pet
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Archimedes the Undying
Level 1 Undead Pet
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Carious Chameleon
Level 1 Undead Pet
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Polly Putrid
Level 1 Undead Pet
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lieutenant Bites the Dust
Level 1 Undead Pet
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 1 Uniform
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 1 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Titanium Towel
Level 1 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Spirit Animal
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Scattergun
Level Scattergun
Pistol
Level Pistol
Bat
Level Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level Shotgun
Shovel
Level Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level Bottle
Minigun
Level Minigun
Shotgun
Level Shotgun
Fists
Level Fists
Shotgun
Level Shotgun
Pistol
Level Pistol
Wrench
Level Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level SMG
Kukri
Level Kukri
Revolver
Level Revolver
Knife
Level Knife
Invis Watch
Level Invis Watch
Scattergun
Level Scattergun
Pistol
Level Pistol
Bat
Level Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level Shotgun
Shovel
Level Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level Bottle
Minigun
Level Minigun
Shotgun
Level Shotgun
Fists
Level Fists
Shotgun
Level Shotgun
Pistol
Level Pistol
Wrench
Level Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level SMG
Kukri
Level Kukri
Revolver
Level Revolver
Invis Watch
Level Invis Watch
Knife
Level Knife
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 0 - 100
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Level 0 - 100
Level 0 - 100
Level 0 - 100
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Level 0 - 100
Level 0 - 100
Level 0 - 100
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Level 0 - 100
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Level 0 - 100
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hits burning players from behind.
Mini-crits burning players from the front.
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No random critical hits
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
+50% max primary ammo on wearer
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Level 0 - 100
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
Level 0 - 100
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Immune to the effects of afterburn.
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
When weapon is active:
15% slower move speed on wearer
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
+20% bonus healing while deployed.
Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
+20 max health on wearer
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
No random critical hits
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
+2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
50% max overheal
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-34% clip size
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Saxxy
Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
mini-crits players, sets them on fire
and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Cannot be crit boosted
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
+25% greater jump height when active
-60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
or backstab kill
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
50% slower repair rate
50% slower upgrade rate
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Festive Minigun
Level 0 - 100
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 0 - 100
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 0 - 100
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 0 - 100
Festive Wrench
Level 0 - 100
Festive Medi Gun
Level 0 - 100
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 0 - 100
Festive Scattergun
Level 0 - 100
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
No ammo from dispensers when active
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Lollichop
Level 0 - 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Press 'Reload' to activate focus
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.
-20% damage on body shot
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run speed increased with Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost reduced on air jumps
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Level 0 - 100
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Deflector
Level 1 Minigun
The AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Ap-Sap
Level 0 - 100 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1.0)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3.0)
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Quäckenbirdt
Level 0 - 100 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
The Memory Maker
Level 50 Camera
The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in
film. Other memories—like that time you fractured some jerk
Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera—will live on forever in your
heart.
( Not Tradable )
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 1 Knife
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 1 Wrench
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
Rescue Ranger
Level 1 - 100 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 0 - 100
Festive Axtinguisher
Level 0 - 100
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Festive Sandvich
Level 0 - 100
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 0 - 100
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
override projectile type (19)
Festive Ambassador
Level 0 - 100
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Golden Frying Pan
Level 1 - 100 Golden Frying Pan
Imbued with an ancient power
Festive Force-A-Nature
Level 1 - 99 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Festive Crusader's Crossbow
Level 1 - 99 Crossbow
override projectile type (23)
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Festive Flare Gun
Level 1 - 99 Flare Gun
Festive Eyelander
Level 1 - 99 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Festive Jarate
Level 1 - 99 Jar Based Karate
override projectile type (22)
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Festive Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 1 - 99 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Festive Black Box
Level 1 - 99 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
Festive Wrangler
Level 1 - 99 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Fortified Compound
Level 10 Bow
The Classic
Level 1 - 100 Sniper Rifle
Charge and fire shots independent of zoom
-10% damage on body shot
No headshots when not fully charged
The Tide Turner
Level 1 - 100 Shield
+25% fire damage resistance on wearer
+25% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Full turning control while charging
Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter.
lose demo charge on damage when charging (3)
The Bread Bite
Level 1 - 100 Boxing Gloves
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 1 - 100 Parachute
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The Back Scatter
Level 1 - 100 Scattergun
Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
-34% clip size
20% less accurate
No random critical hits
The Air Strike
Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher
Increased attack speed while blast jumping
Clip size increased on kill
-15% explosion radius
-25% damage penalty
-25% clip size
The Self-Aware Beauty Mark
Level 1 - 100 Jar Based Karate
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
override projectile type (24)
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Mutated Milk
Level 1 - 99 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk.
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
override projectile type (25)
The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer
The #TF_CrossingGuard
Level 25 Sign
#TF_Weapon_FestiveShotgun
Level 1 - 99 Shotgun
#TF_Weapon_FestiveRevolver
Level 1 - 99 Revolver
#TF_Weapon_FestiveBonesaw
Level 1 - 99 Bonesaw
#TF_Weapon_FestiveTarge
Level 1 - 99 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Immune to the effects of afterburn.
#TF_Weapon_FestiveBonk
Level 5 Lunch Box
The #TF_Weapon_FestiveBackburner
Level 1 - 99 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
#TF_Weapon_FestiveSMG
Level 1 SMG
The #TF_Weapon_Sticky_Quickie
Level 1 - 99 Stickybomb Launcher
-0.2 sec faster bomb arm time
stickybomb charge rate (0.5)
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
stickybomb fizzle time (2)
-25% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The #TF_Weapon_Iron_bomber
Level 1 - 99 Grenade Launcher
grenade no bounce (1)
-20% explosion radius
grenade detonation damage penalty (0.9)
#TF_Weapon_GrapplingHook
Level 1
override projectile type (26)
single wep deploy time decreased (0)
The #TF_Weapon_PanicAttack
Level 1 - 99 Shotgun
panic_attack (1)
fire rate bonus with reduced health (0.5)
34% faster reload time
panic_attack_negative (2.5)
auto fires full clip penalty (1)
auto fires when full (1)
The Nostromo Napalmer
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Demoman's Fro
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Mining Light
Level 0 - 100
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Football Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Batter's Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Trophy Belt
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Soldier's Stash
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Fancy Fedora
Level 0 - 100
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Engineer's Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Officer's Ushanka
Level 0 - 100
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Stainless Pot
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 0 - 100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Camera Beard
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 0 - 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Brigade Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Bonk Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 1 - 100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Professional's Panama
Level 0 - 100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 1 - 100 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
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Level 100 CheatDetector
( Not Tradable )
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Level 100 CheatDetector
( Not Tradable )
Congratulations! Your Honesty has been rewarded with a new hat! (Some other players were less scrupulous, and have been less fortunate)
Level 100 CheatDetector
( Not Tradable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
J.Axer's Dapper Topper
Level 0 - 100 Hat
First Place Winner, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable )
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 0 - 100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Amber's Rad As All Hell Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
First Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 1 - 100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Uncle Sam
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Second Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable )
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Earbuds
Level 0 - 100 Hat
OSX represent!
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Hound Dog
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Hotrod
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 0 - 100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Killer's Kabuto
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Max's Severed Head
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
( Not Tradable )
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.
Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
( Not Tradable )
Whoopee Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Ze Goggles
Level 0 - 100 Glasses
Nothing
Safe'n'Sound
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 1 - 100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Attendant
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Milkman
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Familiar Fez
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Pile o' Gifts
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to up to 23 other people on the server!
Lumbricus Lid
Level 10 Hat
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Silver Dueling Badge
Level 25 Badge
Earned at level 25.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Gold Dueling Badge
Level 50 Badge
Earned at level 50.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 75 Badge
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Pugilist's Protector
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Old Guadalajara
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Napper's Respite
Level 1 - 100 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Bombing Run
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Death from above!
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 0 - 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Handyman's Handle
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Hard Counter
Level 0 - 100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Sober Stuntman
Level 0 - 100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Wiki Cap
Level 20 Hat
Given to valuable contributors to the official TF2 wiki
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Polycount Pin
Level 1 Badge
Awarded to participants of the Polycount contest.
( Not Tradable )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Scotch Bonnet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Big Chief
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Blighted Beak
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Madame Dixie
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Flipped Trilby
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Bounty Hat
Level 5 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
Level 28 Hat
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.'
Beware the Cephalopod padlock.
( Not Tradable )
Foster's Facade
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Le Party Phantom
Level 0 - 100
Industrial Festivizer
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Exquisite Rack
Level 0 - 100
Defiant Spartan
Level 0 - 100
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 0 - 100
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Crocleather Slouch
Level 0 - 100
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Dread Knot
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
The Samur-Eye
Level 1 - 100 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Noh Mercy
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable )
Geisha Boy
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 1 - 100 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
The Team Captain
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Western Wear
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Large Luchadore
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 0 - 100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Big Country
Level 1 - 100 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Grimm Hatte
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 0 - 100
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Private Eye
Level 0 - 100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Googly Gazer
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Augmentation
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Reggaelator
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Villain's Veil
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 0 - 100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 1 - 100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Doctor's Sack
Level 0 - 100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Ol' Geezer
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Get off mah land!
Desert Marauder
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable )
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable )
Magnanimous Monarch
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
Capo's Capper
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
'Fish'
Level 1 Fishcake Fragment
It's packed with protein.
Spacemetal Scrap
Level 1 Pin Fragment
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Brain Bucket
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
The Dead Cone
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Janissary Ketche
Level 0 - 100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
Armored Authority
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 1 - 100 Uniform
Bonk Boy
Level 0 - 100 Hat
The Hero's Tail
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Made Man
Level 0 - 100
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 0 - 100 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
The Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
The Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 - 100 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
The Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 10 Hat
Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Team Fortress 2 - Upgrade to Premium
Level 50 Map Stamp
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Copper's Hard Top
Level 0 - 100
Security Shades
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Tam O' Shanter
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Stately Steel Toe
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
Power Up Canteen
Level 1 - 100 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
First Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Level 0 - 100
Given to the winners!
Second Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Level 10
Given to the runner-ups!
Participant - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Level 1
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
First Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 0 - 100
Given to the winners!
Second Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 10
Given to the second place team!
Third Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 10
Given to the third place team!
Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Participant
Level 1
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 0 - 100
Given to the winners!
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 10
Given to the second place team!
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
Level 10
Given to the third place team!
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
Level 10
Given to the second place team!
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!
( Not Tradable )
The Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
The Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
The Anger
Level 10 Hat
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Wingstick
Level 10
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Purity Fist
Level 10
Clockwerk's Helm
Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011
( Not Tradable )
Sniper's Snipin' Glass
Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011
( Not Tradable )
Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat
Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
The Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
The Hair of the Dog
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Scottish Snarl
Level 0 - 100
Pickled Paws
Level 0 - 100
The Wrap Battler
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
B-ankh!
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Futankhamun
Level 0 - 100
Blazing Bull
Level 0 - 100
Fallen Angel
Level 0 - 100
Tail From the Crypt
Level 0 - 100
The Einstein
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 0 - 100
The Emerald Jarate
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Idiot Box
Level 0 - 100
Steel Pipes
Level 0 - 100
Shoestring Budget
Level 0 - 100
Under Cover
Level 0 - 100
Griffin's Gog
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Intangible Ascot
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Can Opener
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 0 - 100
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 0 - 100
The Holy Hunter
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Buzz Killer
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
The Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Antique Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable )
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
Ghastly Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas
of mould and grave dust.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable )
Cold War Luchador
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
The Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Bubble Pipe
Level 0 - 100
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Cosmetic Item
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
The Top Notch
Level 50 Hat
Welcome to a secret society so exclusive it makes the Illuminati look
like a Costco. How exclusive? You are the only member. This is the
only item of its kind in all of existence. So don't craft it, Miney.
( Not Tradable )
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Head Warmer
Level 0 - 100
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The Kringle Collection
Level 1 - 100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
The Jingle Belt
Level 1 - 100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 0 - 100 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
B.M.O.C.
Level 0 - 100
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Holiday Headcase
Level 0 - 100
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
Full Head Of Steam
Level 0 - 100
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 1 - 100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Brown Bomber
Level 0 - 100
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Ebenezer
Level 0 - 100
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 0 - 100
Fall 2011
UGC Highlander Euro Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
Level 0 - 100
Fall 2011
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Euro Silver
Level 0 - 100
Autumn 2011
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
Level 0 - 100
Fall 2011
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
Level 0 - 100
Fall 2011
UGC Highlander Euro Iron
Level 0 - 100
Autumn 2011
UGC Highlander Tin 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Tin 2nd Place
Level 0 - 100
Fall 2011
UGC Highlander Tin 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Participant
Level 0 - 100
Fall 2011
UGC Highlander Euro Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011
( Not Tradable )
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
( Not Tradable )
Lucky Shot
Level 0 - 100
Let's see you do that again, Private.
The Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Bolgan
Level 0 - 100
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 0 - 100 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 1 - 100 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
cosmetic taunt sound (0)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 0 - 100 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Snapped Pupil
Level 0 - 100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Dueler
Level 0 - 100
Congratulations on winning more duels yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!
The Gifting Man From Gifting Land
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Congratulations on giving out more gifts yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!
( Not Tradable )
The Philateler
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Congratulations on doing more yesterday to support the TF2 map-making
community through map stamps than anyone else! Wear this with pride
before it changes hands tomorrow!
( Not Tradable )
The Map Maker's Medallion
Level 25 Func_Medal
( Not Tradable )
The Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Battle Bob
Level 0 - 100
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
The Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Conquistador
Level 0 - 100
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
Fast Learner
Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Captain's Cocktails
Level 0 - 100
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Helmet Without a Home
Level 0 - 100
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
The RoBro 3000
Level 1 - 100 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 1 - 100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 0 inferno
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 1 - 100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
cosmetic taunt sound (0)
Only visible in Pyroland
Burning Bongos
Level 0 - 100 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Scrap Pack
Level 0 - 100 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Texas Half-Pants
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
The Fruit Shoot
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
Front Runner
Level 0 - 100
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable )
Flamingo Kid
Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 1 - 100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Cross-Comm Express
Level 0 - 100
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Doublecross-Comm
Level 0 - 100
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
The Atomic Accolade
Level 1 - 100 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
The Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 - 100 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
The Quadwrangler
Level 1 - 100 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 0 - 100 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
The Liquor Locker
Level 1 - 100 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 0 - 100
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 0 - 100
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
The Business Casual
Level 1 - 100 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Idea Tube
Level 0 - 100 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Grenadier Helm
Level 0 - 100
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Tribal Bones
Level 0 - 100 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Void Monk Hair
Level 0 - 100
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 - 100 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
What's in the Sandvich Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Sandvich Box to reveal its contents.
What's in the Companion Square Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Companion Square Box to reveal its contents.
The Triad Trinket
Level 1 - 100 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
The Champ Stamp
Level 1 - 100 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Level 0 - 100
Level 0 - 100
Awesomenauts Badge
Level 0 - 100 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Lone Star
Level 0 - 100
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
The Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Soviet Gentleman
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
The Pocket Purrer
Level 1 - 100 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
The Koala Compact
Level 1 - 100 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Hat of Cards
Level 0 - 100
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Medi-Mask
Level 0 - 100 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
The Track Terrorizer
Level 1 - 100 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Archimedes
Level 1 - 100 Mascot
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
War Pig
Level 0 - 100
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Level 0 - 100
Level 0 - 100
Level 0 - 100
Level 0 - 100
Level 0 - 100
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
U-clank-a
Level 0 - 100
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Stealth Steeler
Level 0 - 100
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 0 - 100
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Tin Pot
Level 0 - 100
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Battery Bandolier
Level 0 - 100
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Robot Running Man
Level 0 - 100
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Bolted Bushman
Level 0 - 100
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Tin-1000
Level 0 - 100
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Soldier's Stogie
Level 1 - 100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafty Hair
Level 0 - 100 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Area 451
Level 0 - 100
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Vigilant Pin
Level 0 - 100 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 0 - 100 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Flunkyware
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
Hanger-On Hood
Level 0 - 100
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
Flight of the Monarch
Level 0 - 100 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
The Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
Level 20 Badge
You are a grizzled friendship veteran. Your blood and sweat has been
poured into countless blanket fort constructions. You've fought in
hundreds of harrowing pillow wars. Let this Friends Forever badge be a
reminder to all that you know what it means to be a bro.
The Triple A Badge
Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a
badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on
there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well.
Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind.
Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 0 - 100
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 0 - 100
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
The Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 0 - 100 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 0 - 100 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
King of Scotland Cape
Level 0 - 100 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
The Menpo
Level 1 - 100 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
The K-9 Mane
Level 1 - 100 Spirit Animal
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 0 - 100
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
The Foppish Physician
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
The Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Sir Hootsalot
Level 1 - 100 Mascot
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Master Mind
Level 0 - 100
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
Scarecrow
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Crone's Dome
Level 0 - 100
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Executioner
Level 0 - 100
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
The Bonedolier
Level 1 - 100 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Plutonidome
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
The Spooky Shoes
Level 1 - 100 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Spooky Sleeves
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
The Zipperface
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
The Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.
The Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
The Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 0 - 100
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Exorcizor
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Wraith Wrap
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Coffin Kit
Level 0 - 100 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Ghostly Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Dominate a player wearing any Gibus hat, collect the Ghostly Gibus,
and take your rightful place on the
Halloween-update-related-hat-throne.
( Not Tradable )
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
Cockfighter
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Hitt Mann Badge
Level 0 - 100 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
The Chief Constable
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
The Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 - 100 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Deadliest Duckling
Level 0 - 100 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
The DethKapp
Level 1 - 100 Hat
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
Nose Candy
Level 1 - 100 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
Rail Spikes
Level 1 - 100 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
Brock's Locks
Level 0 - 100 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 5 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
( Not Tradable )
Tuxxy
Level 0 - 100 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 0 - 100 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 0 - 100 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Der Wintermantel
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Cool Breeze
Level 0 - 100 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 1 - 100 Hat
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
The Cold Killer
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Doc's Holiday
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd
most like to embody while on vacation.
Digit Divulger
Level 0 - 100 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 0 - 100
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 1 - 100 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Mutton Mann
Level 0 - 100 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
The Merc's Muffler
Level 1 - 100 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
The Barnstormer
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
The Carl
Level 1 - 100 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
Aqua Flops
Level 0 - 100 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
The Hunger Force
Level 1 - 100 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
Smissmas Wreath
Level 0 - 100 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Antlers
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Prize Plushy
Level 0 - 100 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
The Grizzled Growth
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Last Straw
Level 0 - 100
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Tux
Level 1 - 100 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
Wilson Weave
Level 0 - 100 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Brütal Bouffant
Level 0 - 100 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 - 100 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
Vox Diabolus
Level 0 - 100
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Pounding Father
Level 0 - 100
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Blind Justice
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
The Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Doe-Boy
Level 0 - 100
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Sydney Straw Boat
Level 0 - 100
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
The Steel Songbird
Level 1 - 100 Mascot
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Croft's Crest
Level 1 - 100 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
The Fortune Hunter
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Tomb Wrapper
Level 0 - 100 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
Mann Co. Painting Set
Level 1 Package
This Do-It-Yourself Mann Co. painting set comes with samples of a few
different colors that are, legally-speaking, absolutely, definitely
not giving off toxic fumes.
The Samson Skewer
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
The Bloodhound
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
Dapper Disguise
Level 0 - 100 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
The Necronomicrown
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
Long Fall Loafers
Level 0 - 100 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
TF2VRH
Level 0 - 100 Headset
So long, squares! Take a hike, triangles! Introducing the Team
Fortress 2 Very Rectangular Headset, which brings hundreds of decades
of rectangle research and technology to the absolute forefront of your
face.
( Not Tradable )
Conspiracy Cap
Level 10 Hat
Don't shield your head from government secrets with a tinfoil hat like
a know-nothing chump. Listen in on the private chat lines of our
shape-shifting Reptiloid overlords. Find out who wins next year's
World Series! Learn what's really in Area 51! Eavesdrop on Bigfoot's
late-night drunken calls to the President!
( Not Tradable )
Public Accessor
Level 10 Hat
This broken antenna cap is the perfect receiver for any local radio
stations broadcasting up to twenty feet away from you. Tune in to all
the hits from local-area ham radio operators, walkie-talkie
enthusiasts, and small children with soup cans connected by old wire.
( Not Tradable )
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
The Breather Bag
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Since the invention of the garbage bag, humanity has longed to put it
over its head. Until now, this usually meant immediate asphyxiation.
UNTIL NOW! Plastic bag over your head? Breathing air? Thanks to the
geniuses at FaceBagHole Co., you don't have to choose.
The Weather Master
Level 1 - 100 Hat
They called you INSANE when you claimed a helmet with foam clouds and
lightning taped to it would give you weather powers! Now you'll show
them! You'll show them ALL! Moo hoo ha ha ha! (This helmet does not
give you weather powers.)
The Bacteria Blocker
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The human face is nature's garbage can. Everything from saliva
(make-outs) to grease (engine repair) to clumps of partially chewed
beef (eating) to poison (food-tasting for kings) can be found on the
average (your) face. Keep it marginally less filthy with the Bacteria
Blocker.
#TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1 - 100 Hat
( Not Tradable )
#TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1 - 100 Hat
( Not Tradable )
#TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1 - 100 Hat
( Not Tradable )
#TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
( Not Tradable )
#TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1 - 100 Hat
( Not Tradable )
#TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1 - 100 Hat
( Not Tradable )
#TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1 - 100 Hat
( Not Tradable )
#TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1 - 100 Hat
( Not Tradable )
#TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1 - 100 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Operation Two Cities Badge
Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Two Cities is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
The Grandmaster
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Own the same novelty chess hat worn by Garry Kasparov when he beat
Deep Blue to death using his world-famous Thai boxing moves.
Unfilled Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook
This is a fine-looking spellbook, but it's still missing pages! Once
it has enough pages, you'll be able to equip it and use it to cast
spells.
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 - 100 Spellbook
This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But
you can never have too much magic...
single wep deploy time decreased (0.5)
Spellbook Magazine
Level 1 - 100 Spellbook
A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get
the job done.
Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
single wep deploy time decreased (0.5)
The Portable Smissmas Spirit Dispenser
Level 1 - 100 Snow Globe
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
The War on Smissmas Battle Hood
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
The War on Smissmas Battle Socks
Level 1 - 100 Decorative Bombs
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
The Sack Fulla Smissmas
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
The Smissmas Caribou
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
Randolph the Blood-Nosed Caribou
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
Festive Sapper
Level 1 - 99 Sapper
Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm
Level 1 - 100 Helmet
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are
condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not
liven things up with an evil robot costume?
Die Regime-Panzerung
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are
condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not
liven things up with an evil robot costume?
Mister Bubbles
Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
Thwart pickpockets, pocket-squatters and cheaters who ignore the rules
of the "What's in my Pocket?" game with the last word in iron-clad
diminutive pocket defense. Also works with underwater pockets!
The Big Daddy
Level 1 - 100 Mask
Enjoy all of the benefits of being President (leading the free world,
joining up with bank-robbing surf-gangs, steep discounts at fast food
restaurants) with this tricky Presidential mask.
The First American
Level 1 - 100 Mask
Statesman. Scientist. Inventor. Pretend to be all of these things and
more with this Benjamin Franklin mask. So life-like, the real Franklin
will think he invented another version of himself!
The Gilded Guard
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Criminal Cloak
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Dread Hiding Hood
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Baronial Badge
Level 1 - 100 Badge
The Little Bear
Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
Make sure the contents of your pockets are distributed fairly with the
latest in Communist pocket enforcement.
The Snack Attack
Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
Taunt: Square Dance
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: Buy A Life
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Spy Taunt
Taunt: Results Are In
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Medic Taunt
Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Opposing teams will face off to the death.
Taunt: Skullcracker
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: Party Trick
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Pyro Taunt
Taunt: Fresh Brewed Victory
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Soldier Taunt
Taunt: Spent Well Spirits
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt
Taunt: Rancho Relaxo
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Engineer Taunt
Taunt: I See You
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Sniper Taunt
Taunt: Battin' a Thousand
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Scout Taunt
Taunt: Conga
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
This is a group taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt
Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Taunt: Deep Fried Desire
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Scout Taunt
Taunt: Oblooterated
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt
Towering Pillar Of Summer Shades
Level 1 - 100 Glasses
The #TF_Nabler
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_Item_DuckBadge
Level 1
duck badge level (0)
duck rating (0)
duckstreaks active (1)
Spellbook Magazine
Level 1 Spellbook
A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get
the job done.
Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
single wep deploy time decreased (0.5)
#TF_Powerup_Strength
Level 1 - 100
#TF_Powerup_Haste
Level 1 - 100
#TF_Powerup_Regen
Level 1 - 100
#TF_Powerup_Resist
Level 1 - 100
#TF_Powerup_Vampire
Level 1 - 100
#TF_Powerup_Warlock
Level 1 - 100
#TF_Powerup_Precision
Level 1 - 100
#TF_Powerup_Agility
Level 1 - 100
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable )
Map Stamp - Egypt
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map
Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Egypt
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Coldfront
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map
Made by Eric 'Icarus' Wong, David 'Selentic' Simon, Aeon 'Void'
Bollig, and Tim 'YM'Johnson
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Coldfront
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Fastlane
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map
Made by Arttu 'SK' Mäki
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Fastlane
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Turbine
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Capture the Flag Map
Made by Flobster
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Turbine
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Steel
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defence Control Point Map
Made by Jamie 'Fishbus' Manson, Dan 'Irish Taxi Driver' Merboth and
FLOOR_MASTER
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Steel
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Junction
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map
Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Junction
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Watchtower
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Arena Map
Made by Joshua 'JoshuaC' Shiflet
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Watchtower
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Hoodoo
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map
Made by Tim 'YM' Johnson, Jeroen 'Snipergen' Dessaux, Wade 'Nineaxis'
Fabry and Drew 'Oxy' Fletcher
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Hoodoo
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Offblast
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Arena Map
Made by Magnar 'insta' Jenssen
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Offblast
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Yukon
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map
Made by Patrick 'MangyCarface' Mulholland and Joachim 'Acegikmo'
Holmér
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Yukon
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Harvest
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map
Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Harvest
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Freight
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map
Made by Jamie 'Fishbus' Manson and Mitch 'ol' Robb
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Freight
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Mountain Lab
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defence Control Point Map
Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Mountain Lab
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Mann Manor
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map
Made by Tim 'YM' Johnson and Alex 'Rexy' Kreeger
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Mann Manor
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Nightfall
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Race Map
Made by Aaron 'Psy' Garcha and Paul Good
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Nightfall
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Frontier
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map
Made by Patrick 'MangyCarface' Mulholland and Arhurt
Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Frontier
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Lakeside
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map
Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Lakeside
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Gullywash
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map
Made by Jan 'Arnold' Laroy
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Gullywash
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Kong King
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map
Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Kong King
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Process
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map
Made by Ian 'Scorpio Uprising' Cuslidge
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Process
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Standin
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map
Made by Ian 'Scorpio Uprising' Cuslidge
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Standin
community map. Show your support today!
Map Stamp - Snakewater
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map
Made by Toivo 'chojje' Sawen
Purchasing this item directly supports the creator of the Snakewater
community map. Show your support today!
The Gas Jockey's Gear
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Pyro Items:
The Saharan Spy
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Spy Items:
The Tank Buster
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Soldier Items:
The Croc-o-Style Kit
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Sniper Items:
The Special Delivery
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Scout Items:
Polycount Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Contest winning entries:
Noise Maker Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one of each Halloween Noise Maker. Each Noise Maker has 25
charges.
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.
The Medieval Medic
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes these medieval themed Medic items:
The Hibernating Bear
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes these Heavy items:
The Expert's Ordnance
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes these Demoman items:
Winter Update Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all of the Winter Update class set items:
Box of Fancy Hats
Level 50 Item Bundle
Contains a variety of incredibly fancy hats:
A Bargaining Manne's Bundle of Bargains
Level 75 Item Bundle
Includes all items from the Polycount Pack and the Winter Update Pack:
Pile of Nasty Weapons
Level 50 Item Bundle
An assortment of particularly nasty weapons:
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.
The Emperor's Assortment
Level 50 Item Bundle
Get all eight items.
This haiku is not lying.
Get. All. Eight. Items:
Japan Charity Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Limited-edition hats and noisemakers! All proceeds (net of applicable
taxes) go directly to the American Red Cross for disaster relief in
Japan.
Scout Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Start causing trouble in style with these Scout items:
Soldier Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Don't go to war without these essential Soldier items:
Pyro Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Burn the house down with these starter Pyro items:
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Transform into an honorable Demoknight with this starter kit:
Heavy Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
A big man needs a big gun and a big meal. Find both in this starter
pack:
Engineer Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Expand your options with these essential Engineer items:
Medic Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Provide your team with enhanced support with these key Medic items:
Sniper Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Raise your professional standards with these critical Sniper items:
Spy Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Quality field work depends on quality tools:
Mobster Monday Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these Mafia themed items for the Heavy and Spy:
Timbuk-Tuesday Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these (mostly) Mid-Eastern themed items for the Sniper,
Scout, and Demoman:
World War Wednesday Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these military themed items for the Soldier:
Meet the Medic! Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these items celebrating the Meet the Medic video:
The Uber Update Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Get every new item in the Uber Update in one massive bundle:
Summer Sun Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
The perfect set of items to enjoy the sun's warmth:
Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Soldier, designed
by WETA Workshop!
#TF_Bundle_DrGComicCon
Level 50 Item Bundle
Bethesda Employee Bundle
Level 1 - 100 Item Bundle
Tripwire Employee Bundle
Level 0 - 100 Item Bundle
Bethesda Employee Bundle
Level 0 - 100 Item Bundle
Tripwire Employee Bundle
Level 0 - 100 Item Bundle
The Manno-Technology Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
When will it be the future? Right now! See for yourself with these
eight items:
#TF_Bundle_DeusExFistPromo
Level 50 Item Bundle
#TF_Bundle_DOTA2GamescomWinnersFinals
Level 50 Item Bundle
#TF_Bundle_DOTA2GamescomLosersFinals
Level 50 Item Bundle
#TF_Bundle_DOTA2GamescomChampionship
Level 50 Item Bundle
#TF_Bundle_DeusExSelfMade
Level 50 Item Bundle
The Emperor's Assortment
Level 50 Item Bundle
Get all eight items.
This haiku is not lying.
Get. All. Eight. Items:
#TF_Bundle_KillerExclusive
Level 50 Item Bundle
#TF_Bundle_DeusExContest
Level 50 Item Bundle
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.
Footballer's Kit
Level 50 Item Bundle
Pick a side and show your pride:
The Highland Hound Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:
The Curse-a-Nature Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:
The Infernal Imp Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:
The Mad Doktor Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:
The Tin Soldier Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:
The Invisible Rogue Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:
The FrankenHeavy Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:
The Camper Van Helsing Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:
The Brundle Bundle Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:
Halloween 2011 Costume Bundle of Bundles
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:
Archimedes Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Dr. Grordbort's Brainiac Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Engineer, designed
by WETA Workshop!
Dr. Grordbort's Moonman Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Pyro, designed by
WETA Workshop!
Dr. Grordbort's Moonbrain Double Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Pyro and the
Engineer, designed by WETA Workshop!
Santa's Little Accomplice Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
As seen in the timeless holiday classic, A Smissmas Story:
Pet Balloonicorn Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Sandvich Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Companion Square Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
The Pickaxe Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes both the Equalizer and the Escape Plan:
Robot Chicken Hat Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Urban Professional Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Nothing commands respect like a beanie, sunglasses and an incredibly
large sniper rifle:
Dumpster Diver Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Finally! Experience the thrill of being homeless from the comfort of
your own home:
Public Enemy Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Deciding whether or not to start your own crime syndicate? Test the
gangster waters with the Public Enemy Bundle:
Pyromania Mega Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
If you bought all this gear separately, it would cost over $100. If
you buy it all in this bundle, it would cost less. So we think the
choice is clear: Buy them separately. Please?
Summer 2012 Community Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
The Summer 2012 Community Bundle is filled with amazing creations by
members of the TF2 community. So if you happen to be on parole, this
actually probably counts as community service:
Triad Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Trick an incredibly violent and secretive underground Asian crime
syndicate into thinking you're one of them! It's a well-known fact
that the first thing you get when you join the Chinese mafia is a meat
cleaver, a bunch of tattoos, and a special Chinese mafia helmet that
will protect your head when you launch yourself at rival gangs out of
an ancient Chinese crime cannon. Get in on the ground floor, though,
because eventually the Chinese mafia is going to get wise to this
bundle and change the contents of their complementary initiation gift
basket.
QuakeCon Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate QuakeCon 2012 with this assortment of iconic items from
twenty years of gaming history.
Steam Translation Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.
Hero Academy Gold Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
This heroic bundle contains a gift copy of Hero Academy with all DLC
on Steam, as well as all four Hero Academy-themed hats:
Triad Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Trick an incredibly violent and secretive underground Asian crime
syndicate into thinking you're one of them! It's a well-known fact
that the first thing you get when you join the Chinese mafia is a meat
cleaver, a bunch of tattoos, and a special Chinese mafia helmet that
will protect your head when you launch yourself at rival gangs out of
an ancient Chinese crime cannon. Get in on the ground floor, though,
because eventually the Chinese mafia is going to get wise to this
bundle and change the contents of their complementary initiation gift
basket.
Portal 2 Soundtrack Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
#TF_Mysterious_Promo2
Level 50 Item Bundle
Red Pyro Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Red Demoman Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Red Soldier Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
#TF_Mysterious_Promo6
Level 50 Item Bundle
Blue Pyro Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
#TF_Mysterious_Promo8
Level 50 Item Bundle
Blue Soldier Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Total War Bundle
Level 0 - 100 Item Bundle
Halloween 2012 Community Bundle
Level 1 - 100 Item Bundle
This spooky bundle contains more than twenty incredible items created
by members of the TF2 community to celebrate the Fourth Annual
Spectral Halloween Special:
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Scout Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Start causing trouble in style with these Scout items:
Soldier Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Don't go to war without these essential Soldier items:
Pyro Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Burn the house down with these starter Pyro items:
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Transform into an honorable Demoknight with this starter kit:
Heavy Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
A big man needs a big gun and a big meal. Find both in this starter
pack:
Engineer Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Expand your options with these essential Engineer items:
Medic Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Provide your team with enhanced support with these key Medic items:
Sniper Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Raise your professional standards with these critical Sniper items:
Spy Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Quality field work depends on quality tools:
Purity Fist Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
The Henchmann Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Become one of a horribly paid, nameless group of lackeys doomed to
meet a gruesome end at the hands of your employer's enemies! Join the
Fluttering Horde today!
The Rockzo Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
You're a pyromaniac clown! You light propaaaane!
The Brutananadilewski Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Like all of us, you're hairy, sweaty, obese and balding. And yet, game
technology has never been able to accurately portray this sexy
reality. Until now. Presenting the Carl Brutananadilewski collection.
The Adult Swim Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
This bundle contains a collection of Adult Swim items.
Smissmas 2012 Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
The only holiday bundle 100% guaranteed to prevent visitations from
your undead business partners and their ghastly time-travelling pals.
Pet Balloonicorn Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Sandvich Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Oculus Rift Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Red Engineer Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Blue Engineer Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Red Spy Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Blue Spy Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Red Sniper Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Blue Sniper Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Red Scout Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Blue Scout Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Red Medic Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Blue Medic Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Team Fortress Chess Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.
The Byzantine Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Why does the Roman Empire fall? So it can get back up again, courtesy
of these era-appropriate duds (including the Romevision-creating Hardy
Laurel).
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.
Halloween 2013 Community Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
This spooky bundle contains more than a hundred incredible items
created by members of the TF2 community to celebrate the Fifth Annual
Spectral Halloween Special. There's no way to fit it all on one screen
but we'll try:
TF2mixup Community Event 2013 Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Robot Heavy Collectible Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Love And War Taunts Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate with your friends and torment your enemies with these 15
taunts:
Love And War Weapons Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes the complete set of new gameplay weapons from the Love And
War update:
Love And War Cosmetics Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
All 44 new cosmetic items in one bundle so big it barely even fits:
Spycrab Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
RPS Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Alien: Isolation Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Halloween 2014 Community Bundle
Level 51 Item Bundle
This creepy bundle contains FIFTY exquisite items created by members
of the TF2 community to celebrate the Sixth Annual Scream Fortress
event. There's no way to fit it all on one screen but we'll try:
#TF_RobotPyro_Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
#TF_TF2mixup_Community_Event_2014_Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Level 0 - 100
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Paint Can
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Indubitably Green
Level 0 - 100
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 0 - 100
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 0 - 100
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 0 - 100
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Australium Gold
Level 0 - 100
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 0 - 100
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #77
Team Spirit
Level 0 - 100
Festive Winter Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this festive crate can no longer be
opened and is purely decorative.
Crate Series #6
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Backpack Expander
Level 50 - 59 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Pink as Hell
Level 0 - 100
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 0 - 100
Stocking Stuffer Key
Level 5 Tool
Someone left this key in your best pair of fightin' socks.
It looks like it will open any festive or normal crate.
( Not Tradable )
Operator's Overalls
Level 0 - 100
Waterlogged Lab Coat
Level 0 - 100
Balaclavas Are Forever
Level 5 Tool
An Air of Debonair
Level 5 Tool
The Value of Teamwork
Level 0 - 100
Cream Spirit
Level 5 Tool
Refreshing Summer Cooler
Level 10 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this cooler is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Naughty Winter Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #35
Nice Winter Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #36
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
An eternal symbol of affection and commitment and approximately two
months salary.
Gift wrap this and give it to someone dear, giving them the
opportunity to accept your proposal and announce your happiness to the
whole world.
( Not Tradable )
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
( Not Tradable )
A Mann's Mint
Level 0 - 100
After Eight
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Scorched Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #46
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Fall Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #48
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Upgrade to Premium Gift
Level 50 - 59 Tool
Trade away this item to a friend with a free account. Once they use
it, they'll automatically be converted to a premium account and enjoy
perks such as extra backpack slots
Giftapult
Level 5 Tool
Can be used to wrap one item for gifting. The gift will be distributed
to a random Steam user currently playing TF2.
Loaded Giftapult
Level 5 Gift
This Giftapult is prepped and ready for delivery. Use it from your
backpack to deliver the contents to a random online player.
( Not Tradable )
Delivered Giftapult Package
Level 5 Gift
This package was delivered by Giftapult from a random online stranger.
You can open it from your backpack.
( Not Tradable )
Summer Starter Kit
Level 1
Granted for participation in the Steam Summer Adventure 2014.
This contains a sampling of items and can be opened from your backpack
screen!
Summer Adventure Pack
Level 1
Granted for participation in the Steam Summer Adventure 2014.
This contains a sampling of items, including at least one special
Summer cosmetic item, and can be opened from your backpack screen!
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
Roasted Goldfish
Level 1 Ash
The Pyromania Update just got so hot, it burned up all of your
mysterious treasures.
This item no longer has any use and is purely decorative.
Charred Pocket Lint
Level 0 - 100
The Pyromania Update just got so hot, it burned up all of your
mysterious treasures.
This item no longer has any use and is purely decorative.
Smoked Cheese Wheel
Level 1 Ash
The Pyromania Update just got so hot, it burned up all of your
mysterious treasures.
This item no longer has any use and is purely decorative.
Burned Banana Peel
Level 0 - 100
The Pyromania Update just got so hot, it burned up all of your
mysterious treasures.
This item no longer has any use and is purely decorative.
Incinerated Barn Door Plank
Level 1 Ash
The Pyromania Update just got so hot, it burned up all of your
mysterious treasures.
This item no longer has any use and is purely decorative.
Fireproof Secret Diary
Level 0 - 100 Secret Diary
It's smoldering a little, but otherwise it seems okay. This thing must
be built out of the same stuff they make ancient astronauts from.
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Capacitor
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Pile Of Ash
Level 1
Looks like there's something in there...
After 7/11/2012 this pile will disappear.
Voodoo-Cursed Object
Level 1 Cursed Object
Each voodoo-cursed object has a tiny amount of curse remaining in it.
You can combine seven of these smaller items on the craft screen to
get a larger curse. Anything could happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Old Boot
Level 0 - 100
This boot has a tiny amount of curse remaining in it. You can craft
together seven cursed items to get a larger curse. Anything could
happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Skeleton
Level 1 Cursed Object
These bones have a tiny amount of curse remaining in them. You can
craft together seven cursed items to get a larger curse. Anything
could happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Bag Of Quicklime
Level 0 - 100
This bag has a tiny amount of curse remaining in it. You can craft
together seven cursed items to get a larger curse. Anything could
happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Robot Arm
Level 0 - 100
This arm has a tiny amount of curse remaining in it. You can craft
together seven cursed items to get a larger curse. Anything could
happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Novelty Bass
Level 0 - 100
For whatever reason, this fish has a tiny amount of curse remaining in
it. You can craft together seven cursed items to get a larger curse.
Anything could happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Sticky-Bomb
Level 1 Cursed Object
This shrapnel has a tiny amount of curse remaining in it. You can
craft together seven cursed items to get a larger curse. Anything
could happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Nail
Level 0 - 100
This nail has a tiny amount of curse remaining in it. You can craft
together seven cursed items to get a larger curse. Anything could
happen!
Voodoo-Cursed Soul
Level 0 - 100
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 0 - 100
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 0 - 100
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 0 - 100
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 0 - 100
Pile Of Curses
Level 1
It looks like there's something in there... IF YOU DARE!
After 11/12/2014 this pile will disappear.
Eerie Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Naughty Winter Crate 2012
Level 12 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #52
Nice Winter Crate 2012
Level 12 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5 Strangifier
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
RoboCrate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
RoboCrate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked RoboCrates.
Pile of RoboKey Gifts
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives
one RoboCrate Key
to up to 23 other people on the server!
A Random RoboKey Gift
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives one RoboCrate Key
to a random person on the server!
Summer Claim Check
Level 61 - 69 Supply Crate
When used, you will receive
a random Summer 2013 Cooler.
Summer Appetizer Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
Contains the first set of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Workshop item import tool.
Crate Series #61
Summer Appetizer Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked Summer Appetizer Crates.
Red Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual
Hat!
Crate Series #62
Red Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to unlock a Red Summer 2013 Cooler.
Orange Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual
Hat!
Crate Series #63
Orange Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to unlock a Orange Summer 2013 Cooler.
Yellow Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual
Hat!
Crate Series #64
Yellow Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to unlock a Yellow Summer 2013 Cooler.
Green Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual
Hat!
Crate Series #65
Green Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to unlock a Green Summer 2013 Cooler.
Aqua Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual
Hat!
Crate Series #66
Aqua Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to unlock a Aqua Summer 2013 Cooler.
Blue Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual
Hat!
Crate Series #67
Blue Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to unlock a Blue Summer 2013 Cooler.
Brown Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual
Hat!
Crate Series #68
Brown Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to unlock a Brown Summer 2013 Cooler.
Black Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual
Hat!
Crate Series #69
Black Summer 2013 Cooler Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to unlock a Black Summer 2013 Cooler.
Pile of Summer Cooler Key Gifts
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives
one random Summer 2013 Cooler Key
to up to 23 other people on the server!
A Random Summer Cooler Key Gift
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives
one Summer 2013 Cooler Key
to a random person on the server!
Select Reserve Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #60
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Pristine Robot Currency Digester
Level 1
This rare Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in
creation of a Professional Killstreak Kit.
Pristine Robot Brainstorm Bulb
Level 1
This rare Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in
creation of a Professional Killstreak Kit.
Reinforced Robot Emotion Detector
Level 1
This Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of
a Killstreak Kit.
Reinforced Robot Humor Suppression Pump
Level 1
This Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of
a Killstreak Kit.
Reinforced Robot Bomb Stabilizer
Level 1
This Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of
a Killstreak Kit.
Battle-Worn Robot Taunt Processor
Level 1
This Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of
a Killstreak Kit.
Battle-Worn Robot KB-808
Level 1
This Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of
a Killstreak Kit.
Battle-Worn Robot Money Furnace
Level 1
This Robot Part can be added to a Killstreak Fabricator in creation of
a Killstreak Kit.
Fall 2013 Acorns Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
Contains Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Fall 2013 event.
Crate Series #72
Fall 2013 Gourd Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
Contains Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Fall 2013 event.
Crate Series #73
Fall 2013 Acorns Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to unlock a Fall 2013 Acorns Crate.
Fall 2013 Gourd Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to unlock a Fall 2013 Gourd Crate.
Spooky Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #74
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Naughty Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #78
Nice Winter Crate 2013
Level 13 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #79
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Gift-Stuffed Stocking
Level 13 Gift
Contains an assortment of goodies for good little Mercenaries.
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Strongbox
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Mann Co. Strongbox Key to unlock.
This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual
Hat!
Crate Series #81
Mann Co. Strongbox Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to unlock a Mann Co. Strongbox.
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #82
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #83
Mann Co. Stockpile Crate
Level 20 Supply Crate
This crate contains four items randomly selected from a small set. You
can adjust which four items are selected from your backpack.
You need a Mann Co. Stockpile Crate Key to open this. You can pick one
up at the Mann Co. Store.
Mann Co. Stockpile Crate
Level 20 Supply Crate
This crate contains four items randomly selected from a small set. You
can adjust which four items are selected from your backpack.
You need a Mann Co. Stockpile Crate Key to open this. You can pick one
up at the Mann Co. Store.
Mann Co. Audition Reel
Level 10 Supply Crate
This locked reel contains a random taunt from the Love And War update
and also has a rare chance to contain an unusual taunt with special
effects!
You need a standard Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can
pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Mann Co. Stockpile Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked Mann Co. Stockpile Crates.
Bread Box
Level 14 Gift
This limited time item can only be made by Crafting.
Cannot be created after July 9th, 2014.
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #84
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #85
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Mann Co. Director's Cut Reel
Level 20 Supply Crate
This crate contains four items randomly selected from a small set. You
can adjust which four items are selected from your backpack.
You need a standard Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can
pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Limited Late Summer Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.
Crate Series #86
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Unlocked Creepy Scout Crate
Level 1 Unlocked Crate
This creepy crate is only available for a
limited time. Some of the items inside are
Haunted and Strange...
It's already unlocked and ready to open!
Unlocked Creepy Pyro Crate
Level 1 Unlocked Crate
This creepy crate is only available for a
limited time. Some of the items inside are
Haunted and Strange...
It's already unlocked and ready to open!
Unlocked Creepy Heavy Crate
Level 1 Unlocked Crate
This creepy crate is only available for a
limited time. Some of the items inside are
Haunted and Strange...
It's already unlocked and ready to open!
Unlocked Creepy Engineer Crate
Level 1 Unlocked Crate
This creepy crate is only available for a
limited time. Some of the items inside are
Haunted and Strange...
It's already unlocked and ready to open!
Unlocked Creepy Spy Crate
Level 1 Unlocked Crate
This creepy crate is only available for a
limited time. Some of the items inside are
Haunted and Strange...
It's already unlocked and ready to open!
Unlocked Creepy Sniper Crate
Level 1 Unlocked Crate
This creepy crate is only available for a
limited time. Some of the items inside are
Haunted and Strange...
It's already unlocked and ready to open!
Unlocked Creepy Soldier Crate
Level 1 Unlocked Crate
This creepy crate is only available for a
limited time. Some of the items inside are
Haunted and Strange...
It's already unlocked and ready to open!
Unlocked Creepy Medic Crate
Level 1 Unlocked Crate
This creepy crate is only available for a
limited time. Some of the items inside are
Haunted and Strange...
It's already unlocked and ready to open!
Unlocked Creepy Demo Crate
Level 1 Unlocked Crate
This creepy crate is only available for a
limited time. Some of the items inside are
Haunted and Strange...
It's already unlocked and ready to open!
Halloween Gift Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable )
Halloween Gift Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable )
#TF_EOTL_Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
Crate Series #87
#TF_EOTL_Key
Level 14 Tool
#TF_Gift_EOTL_EntireServer
Level 23 Gift
#TF_Gift_EOTL_RandomPerson
Level 1 Gift
#TF_Tool_DuckToken
Level 5 Tool
#TF_Gift_DuckToken_EntireServer
Level 23 Gift
#TF_Gift_DuckToken_RandomPerson
Level 1 Gift
#TF_WinterCrate2014_Naughty
Level 13 Supply Crate
Crate Series #88
#TF_WinterCrate2014_Nice
Level 13 Supply Crate
Crate Series #89
#TF_Tool_WinterKey2014_Naughty
Level 5 Tool
#TF_Tool_WinterKey2014_Nice
Level 5 Tool
Strange Part
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality item will enable it to
track an additional new statistic!
Strange Part: Heavies Killed
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Heavies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Demomen Killed
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Demomen you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Scouts Killed
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Scouts you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Engineers Killed
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Engineers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Snipers Killed
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Medics Killed
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Medics you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Spies Killed
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Spies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of buildings you destroy with that weapon.
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.
Strange Part: Headshot Kills
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of headshot kills you make with that weapon.
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Gib Kills
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you gib with that weapon.
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that
weapon.
Strange Part: Domination Kills
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you dominate by killing them with that
weapon.
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Strange Part: Critical Kills
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with critical hits from that
weapon.
Strange Part: Kills While Explosive Jumping
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while airborne
from a rocket/stickyjump.
Strange Part: Medics Killed That Have Full ÜberCharge
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of medics you kill while they have full ÜberCharge.
Strange Part: Cloaked Spies Killed
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of spies you kill while they're invisible.
Strange Part: Sappers Destroyed
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemy sappers you destroy with it.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann vs. Machine games.
Strange Part: Giant Robots Destroyed
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Giant Robots you
destroy with it in Mann vs. Machine games.
Strange Part: Low-Health Kills
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10%
health.
Strange Part: Halloween Kills
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during the Halloween event.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed During Halloween
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann vs. Machine games during the Halloween event.
Strange Part: Defender Kills
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while they are carrying the
intel, pushing the cart, or capturing a point.
Strange Part: Underwater Kills
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while they are completely
submerged.
Strange Part: Kills While Übercharged
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while you're under the effect of
a Medic's Übercharge.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann vs. Machine games.
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.
Strange Part: Kills During Victory Time
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon during Victory
Time.
Strange Part: Robot Scouts Destroyed
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robot Scouts you
destroy with it in Mann vs. Machine games.
Strange Part: Robot Spies Destroyed
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robot Spies you destroy
with it in Mann vs. Machine games.
Strange Part: Kills with a Taunt Attack
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon's taunt attack.
Strange Part: Unusual-Wearing Player Kills
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies wearing Unusual-quality cosmetic items you
kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Burning Enemy Kills
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of actively burning enemies you kill with that
weapon.
Strange Part: Killstreaks Ended
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemy player killstreaks you end with that weapon.
Strange Cosmetic Part: Freezecam Taunt Appearances
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality cosmetic item will
enable it to track the number of times you appear in enemy freezecams
taunting while wearing it.
Strange Part: Damage Dealt
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the total amount of damage you deal to other players with that
weapon.
Strange Cosmetic Part: Fires Survived
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality cosmetic item will
enable it to track the times you survive being lit on fire.
Strange Part: Allied Healing Done
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the total number of allied health points you directly restore
with that weapon.
Strange Part: Point-Blank Kills
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of players you kill with that weapon from point-blank
range.
Strange Cosmetic Part: Kills
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality cosmetic will enable it
to track the total number of kills you have while wearing that item.
Strange Part: Full Health Kills
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of players you kill with that weapon while at Full
Health or Overhealed.
Strange Part: Taunting Player Kills
Level 1 Strange Part
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of taunting players you kill with that weapon.
Strange Filter: Coldfront (Community)
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Coldfront.
Strange Filter: Egypt (Community)
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Egypt.
Strange Filter: Junction (Community)
Level 1 Strange Filter
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Junction.
Strange Filter: Mountain Lab (Community)
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Mountain Lab.
Strange Filter: Steel (Community)
Level 1 Strange Filter
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Steel.
Strange Filter: Gullywash (Community)
Level 1 Strange Filter
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Gullywash.
Strange Filter: Turbine (Community)
Level 1 Strange Filter
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Turbine.
Strange Filter: Fastlane (Community)
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Fastlane.
Strange Filter: Freight (Community)
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Freight.
Strange Filter: Yukon (Community)
Level 1 Strange Filter
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Yukon.
Strange Filter: Harvest (Community)
Level 1 Strange Filter
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Harvest.
Strange Filter: Lakeside (Community)
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Lakeside.
Strange Filter: Kong King (Community)
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Kong King.
Strange Filter: Frontier (Community)
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Frontier.
Strange Filter: Hoodoo (Community)
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Hoodoo.
Strange Filter: Nightfall (Community)
Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Nightfall.
Strange Filter: Watchtower (Community)
Level 1 Strange Filter
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Watchtower.
Strange Filter: Offblast (Community)
Level 1 Strange Filter
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Offblast.
Strange Filter: Mann Manor (Community)
Level 1 Strange Filter
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Mann Manor.
Strange Filter: Process (Community)
Level 1 Strange Filter
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Process.
Strange Filter: Standin (Community)
Level 1 Strange Filter
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Standin.
Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Kit
Level 5 Specialized Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties and a cool sheen to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Strange Filter: Snakewater (Community)
Level 1 Strange Filter
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Snakewater.
Kit
Level 5 Professional Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties and a cool sheen to an item.
Gives the user special effects when on a killstreak.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
Kit
Level 5 Killstreak Kit
Used to add killstreak properties to an item.
Killstreak effects must be removed from an item via Restore button
before a new kit can be applied.
Killstreaks Active
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Platinum
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Platinum
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Platinum
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Platinum
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Platinum
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Platinum
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Silver
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Silver
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Silver
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Steel
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Steel
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Steel
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Steel
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Steel
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Steel
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Steel
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Steel
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 6
ESL Season VI Premier Division 1st Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Premier Division 2nd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Premier Division 3rd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Premier Division Participant
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Division 1 1st Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Division 1 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VI Division 1 3rd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Division 1 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VI Division 2 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VI Division 2 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VI Division 2 3rd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Division 2 Participant
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Division 3 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VI Division 3 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VI Division 3 3rd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Division 3 Participant
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Division 4 1st Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Division 4 2nd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Division 4 3rd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Division 4 Participant
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Division 5 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VI Division 5 2nd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Division 5 3rd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VI Division 5 Participant
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 3rd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VII Premiership Division Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VII Division 1 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VII Division 1 2nd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VII Division 1 3rd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VII Division 2 1st Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VII Division 2 2nd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VII Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VII Division 3 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VII Division 4 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VII Division 4 2nd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VII Division 4 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VII Division 4 Participant
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VII Division 5 1st Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VII Division 5 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESL Season VII Division 5 3rd Place
Level 0 - 100
ESL Season VII Division 5 Participant
Level 0 - 100
Ready Steady Pan Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
Ready Steady Pan Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
Thanks for Helping!
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Silver Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Silver Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Bronze Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Ultiduo #1 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Ultiduo #2 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Ultiduo #3 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Ultiduo #4 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESH Ultiduo #1 Gold Medal
Level 0 - 100
ESH Ultiduo #2 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESH Ultiduo #3 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESH Ultiduo #4 Gold Medal
Level 0 - 100
ESH Ultiduo #5 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESH Ultiduo #6 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
ESH Ultiduo #7 Gold Medal
Level 0 - 100
Tournament Medal
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander 1st Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 8
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Platinum
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 8
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Platinum
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 8
UGC Highlander 1st Place Silver
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 8
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Silver
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 8
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Silver
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 8
UGC Highlander 1st Place Steel
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 8
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Steel
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 8
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 8
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place Iron
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 8
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Iron
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 8
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Iron
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 8
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 8
UGC Highlander 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 8
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 8
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 8
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 8
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 8
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Participant
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 8
Ready Steady Pan First Place
Level 0 - 100
Ready Steady Pan Second Place
Level 0 - 100
Ready Steady Pan Third Place
Level 0 - 100
Ready Steady Pan Participant
Level 0 - 100
Ready Steady Pan Tournament Helper
Level 0 - 100
Season 2
Thanks for Helping!
UGC Highlander 1st Place Platinum
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 9
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Platinum
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander 1st Place Gold
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Gold
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Gold
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander 1st Place Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 9
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Silver
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Silver
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander 1st Place Steel
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Steel
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Steel
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander 1st Place Iron
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Iron
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Iron
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 9
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 9
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 9
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 9
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 9
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 0 - 100
UGC Highlander League Season 9
UGC Highlander Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 9
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
Level 0 - 100
UGC 6vs6 League Season 11
UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 European Participant
Level 0 - 100
UGC 6vs6 League Season 11
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Premier Division First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Premier Division Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Premier Division Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Premier Division Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 2 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 2 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 2 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 3 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 3 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 3 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 3 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 4 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 4 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 4 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 4 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 5 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 5 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 5 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 5 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 6 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 6 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 6 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 10 Division 6 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
AU Highlander Community League First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
AU Highlander Community League Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
AU Highlander Community League Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
AU Highlander Community League Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
Heart of Gold
Level 25 Community Medal
TF2mixup Community Event 2013
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place Gold
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Gold
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Gold
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place Iron
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Iron
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Iron
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 1st Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 13
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 2nd Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 13
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 3rd Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 13
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 13
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 13
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 13
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 13
( Not Tradable )
Tumblr Vs Reddit Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
InfoShow TF2 Tournament Participant
Level 25 Community Medal
InfoShow LAN Party 2014
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Elite_1st
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Elite_2nd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Elite_3rd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Elite_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Central_1st
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Central_2nd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Central_3rd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Central_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Access_1st
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Access_2nd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Access_3rd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Access_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Open_1st
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Open_2nd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Open_3rd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6V6_Open_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
( Not Tradable )
Asiafortress Cup Division 1 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
Asiafortress Cup Division 1 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
Asiafortress Cup Division 1 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
Asiafortress Cup Division 1 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
Asiafortress Cup Division 2 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
Asiafortress Cup Division 2 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
Asiafortress Cup Division 2 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
Asiafortress Cup Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
Asiafortress Cup Division 3 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
Asiafortress Cup Division 3 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
Asiafortress Cup Division 3 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
Asiafortress Cup Division 3 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Premier Division First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Premier Division Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Premier Division Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Premier Division Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 2 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 2 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 2 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 3 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 3 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 3 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 3 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 4 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 4 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 4 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 4 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 5 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 5 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 5 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
OWL 11 Division 5 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
Tumblr Vs Reddit Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place Gold
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Gold
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Gold
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 12
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 1st Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 14
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 2nd Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 14
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 3rd Place Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 14
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 14
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 14
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 14
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 14
( Not Tradable )
UGC 6vs6 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 6vs6 League Season 14
( Not Tradable )
UGC 4vs4 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 4vs4 League Season 1
( Not Tradable )
UGC 4vs4 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC 4vs4 League Season 1
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
( Not Tradable )
RETF2 EE22 6v6 Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
RETF2 EE22 6v6 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
RETF2 EE22 4v4 Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
RETF2 EE22 4v4 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
RETF2 EE22 Dodgeball Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
RETF2 EE22 Dodgeball Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
RETF2 EE22 Pan Tournament Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
RETF2 EE22 Pan Tournament Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
RETF2 EE22 Contributor
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Open 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Open 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Open 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
ETF2L Highlander Open Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
BETA LAN 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
( Not Tradable )
BETA LAN 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
( Not Tradable )
BETA LAN 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
( Not Tradable )
BETA LAN Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
( Not Tradable )
Florida LAN
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
( Not Tradable )
#TF_Medal_ThoughtThatCounts
Level 25 Community Medal
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GamersAssembly_Gold
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GamersAssembly_Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GamersAssembly_Bronze
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GamersAssembly_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GAlloween_Gold
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GAlloween_Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GAlloween_Bronze
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GAlloween_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GamersAssembly_Gold
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GamersAssembly_Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GamersAssembly_Bronze
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GamersAssembly_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GAlloween_Gold
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GAlloween_Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GAlloween_Bronze
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_GAlloween_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_Highlander_1st
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_Highlander_2nd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_Highlander_3rd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_Highlander_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Elite_1st
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Elite_2nd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Elite_3rd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Elite_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Central_1st
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Central_2nd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Central_3rd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Central_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Access_1st
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Access_2nd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Access_3rd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Access_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Open_1st
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Open_2nd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Open_3rd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_LBTF2_6v6_Open_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_FBTF_Cup_6v6_Wastex_Miller_1st
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_FBTF_Cup_6v6_Wastex_Miller_2nd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_FBTF_Cup_6v6_Wastex_Miller_3rd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_FBTF_Cup_6v6_Wastex_Miller_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_FBTF_Cup_6v6_Barts_Rimet_1st
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_FBTF_Cup_6v6_Barts_Rimet_2nd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_FBTF_Cup_6v6_Barts_Rimet_3rd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_FBTF_Cup_6v6_Barts_Rimet_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_FBTF_Cup_6v6_Vic_Basten_1st
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_FBTF_Cup_6v6_Vic_Basten_2nd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_FBTF_Cup_6v6_Vic_Basten_3rd
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TournamentMedal_FBTF_Cup_6v6_Vic_Basten_Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
( Not Tradable )
Halloween Spell: Putrescent Pigmentation
Level 0 - 100
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
Halloween Spell: Die Job
Level 0 - 100
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
Halloween Spell: Chromatic Corruption
Level 5
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
Halloween Spell: Spectral Spectrum
Level 0 - 100
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
Halloween Spell: Sinister Staining
Level 0 - 100
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.
Halloween Spell: Soldier's Booming Bark
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Soldier hat.
Halloween Spell: Scout's Spectral Snarl
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Scout hat.
Halloween Spell: Sniper's Deep Downunder Drawl
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Sniper hat.
Halloween Spell: Engineers's Gravelly Growl
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Engineer hat.
Halloween Spell: Heavy's Bottomless Bass
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Heavy hat.
Halloween Spell: Demoman's Cadaverous Croak
Level 0 - 100
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Demoman hat.
Halloween Spell: Pyro's Muffled Moan
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Pyro hat.
Halloween Spell: Spy's Creepy Croon
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Spy hat.
Halloween Spell: Medic's Blood-curdling Bellow
Level 5
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Medic hat.
Halloween Spell: Team Spirit Footprints
Level 5
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Halloween Spell: Gangreen Footprints
Level 0 - 100
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Halloween Spell: Corpse Gray Footprints
Level 5
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Halloween Spell: Violent Violet Footprints
Level 0 - 100
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Halloween Spell: Rotten Orange Footprints
Level 0 - 100
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Halloween Spell: Bruised Purple Footprints
Level 5
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Halloween Spell: Headless Horseshoes
Level 5
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.
Halloween Spell: Exorcism
Level 0 - 100
The power of deadly force compels you!
This spell can be applied to any weapon that deals damage.
Halloween Spell: Squash Rockets
Level 5
Death not frightening enough for your enemies? Hit them with these
special Halloween spells!
This spell can be applied to any rocket launcher
Halloween Spell: Gourd Grenades
Level 0 - 100
Death not frightening enough for your enemies? Hit them with these
special Halloween spells!
This spell can be applied to any Demoman explosive weapon
Halloween Spell: Sentry Quad-Pumpkins
Level 5
Death not frightening enough for your enemies? Hit them with these
special Halloween spells!
This spell can be applied to any wrench
Halloween Spell: Spectral Flame
Level 0 - 100
Death not frightening enough for your enemies? Hit them with these
special Halloween spells!
This spell can be applied to any flamethrower
Pyro Costume Transmogrifier
Level 5
Using this transmogrifier on any Halloween 2013 costume piece will
replace it with a costume piece wearable by Pyros.
Scout Costume Transmogrifier
Level 5
Using this transmogrifier on any Halloween 2013 costume piece will
replace it with a costume piece wearable by Scouts.
Soldier Costume Transmogrifier
Level 5
Using this transmogrifier on any Halloween 2013 costume piece will
replace it with a costume piece wearable by Soldiers.
Demo Costume Transmogrifier
Level 5
Using this transmogrifier on any Halloween 2013 costume piece will
replace it with a costume piece wearable by Demos.
Heavy Costume Transmogrifier
Level 5
Using this transmogrifier on any Halloween 2013 costume piece will
replace it with a costume piece wearable by Heavies.
Medic Costume Transmogrifier
Level 5
Using this transmogrifier on any Halloween 2013 costume piece will
replace it with a costume piece wearable by Medics.
Sniper Costume Transmogrifier
Level 5
Using this transmogrifier on any Halloween 2013 costume piece will
replace it with a costume piece wearable by Snipers.
Spy Costume Transmogrifier
Level 5
Using this transmogrifier on any Halloween 2013 costume piece will
replace it with a costume piece wearable by Spies.
Engineer Costume Transmogrifier
Level 5
Using this transmogrifier on any Halloween 2013 costume piece will
replace it with a costume piece wearable by Engineers.
Spellbook Page
Level 1 Spellbook Page
This spellbook page still has some magical energy left.
If you have any spellbooks lying around you can put this page in from
your backpack.
Spellbook Page
Level 1 Spellbook Page
This spellbook page still has some magical energy left.
If you have any spellbooks lying around you can put this page in from
your backpack.
Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon
items on a registered server for two hours.
Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the
other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
Glitched Circuit Board
Level 1 - 100
The remains of a Robo GateBot Light. It self-destructed after falling
into the hands of a human.
Chemistry Set
Level 5 Recipe
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Chemistry Set
Level 5 Recipe
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 5 Recipe
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Fabricator
Level 5 Recipe
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Chemistry Set
Level 5 Recipe
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Chemistry Set
Level 5 Recipe
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Chemistry Set
Level 5 Recipe
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Chemistry Set
Level 5 Recipe
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Chemistry Set
Level 3 Recipe
This item has a set of inputs that, once fulfilled, will
reward you with what's listed in its outputs.
Electric Badge-aloo
Level 0 - 100 Badge
This badge's monocle lets you know it can't see, the cane tells you
it's at death's door, and the top hat says it's rich! Marry this badge
before some other gold digger snaps it up!
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Letch's LED
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Soldered Sensei
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Megapixel Beard
Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
HDMI Patch
Level 0 - 100 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
Titanium Towel
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Gridiron Guardian
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Battery Canteens
Level 0 - 100
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
The FR-0
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Steel Shako
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Bot Dogger
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
The Scrap Sack
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Plumber's Pipe
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 0 - 100 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Electric Escorter
Level 0 - 100 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 0 - 100 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
The Bolt Boy
Level 1 - 100 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
Metal Slug
Level 0 - 100 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Broadband Bonnet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Bonk Leadwear
Level 0 - 100 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Plug-In Prospector
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
The Rusty Reaper
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 1 - 100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 1 - 100 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Timeless Topper
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Filamental
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
Firewall Helmet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 1 - 100 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
The Virus Doctor
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 0 - 100
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Mecha-Medes
Level 0 - 100
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
The Tungsten Toque
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Steam Pipe
Level 0 - 100 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Data Mining Light
Level 0 - 100 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
The Byte'd Beak
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 1 - 100 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Bunsen Brave
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 0 - 100 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 0 - 100 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
The Crosslinker's Coil
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Did you know: before the mercenary fashion world discovered the
obvious style and mental health benefits of wearing 22 feet of powered
electrical cable around your head, people once wore hatbands made from
'silk' or other barely-lethal textiles! Strange but true.
The Beastly Bonnet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This ceremonial headdress tells your enemies that you have the heart
of a lion, the strength of a bear, the speed of a cheetah, and the
rotting head of a cheetah.
The Cheet Sheet
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
This cheetah-print skirt intimidates on the battlefield while allowing
for freedom of movement. Let's be honest, it doesn't do a bad job of
showing off those man-curves either.
The Tartantaloons
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Are these Scottish pantaloons historically accurate? You got us. Why
don't you go ask your boyfriend History?
The Steel Sixpack
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
This wrought-iron cuirass has been exactingly molded from the
imaginary muscles you wish you had.
The Centurion
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Unlike those cheap knock-offs, the brush part of THIS centurion helmet
is made from the HEAD hair of your fallen enemies.
The Tartan Shade
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This patterned cloak lets you skulk undetected in any plaid-covered
shadows.
The Hardy Laurel
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This bundle of spray painted sticks signified that you were a
philosopher king in primitive cultures like Ancient Rome and
present-day Canada. (Equips Romevision in Mann vs. Machine mode.)
vision opt in flags (4)
The Brotherhood of Arms
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Straight outta 2Fort.
The Well-Rounded Rifleman
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The smooth lines of this versatile number will be instantly vaguely
familiar to anyone who's ever seen a train conductor, been arrested in
France, or fought in the U.S. Civil War.
The Breakneck Baggies
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Combining the comfort of pajamas with the genital-concealing
subterfuge of pants, these aerodynamic trackies will let your enemies
know you're a man of mystery who probably got a good night's sleep.
The Powdered Practitioner
Level 1 - 100 Hat
An integral part of any travel survival kit, this wig will help you
escape Disney World if the Hall of Presidents ever comes to life.
Comes with tri-corn hat in case Pirates of the Caribbean comes to life
instead.
The Pocket Pyro
Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
Loneliness is the world's deadliest silent killer. Next to carbon
monoxide. But cuddle up to this adorable firebug, hold your breath,
and you'll be free to concentrate on loud killers like car crashes and
Freddy Krueger.
The Cloud Crasher
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This paratrooper's helmet keeps your head safe while you jump out of
planes. Show those birds who's boss! Teach some fluffy little clouds
what they'll get if you ever catch them around your sky again!
The Pom-Pommed Provocateur
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The thick woolen pom-pom stitched to the top of this ski mask is
filled with poison, in case you are captured by people who want
information on why you look ridiculous.
The Dark Age Defender
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
This knight's armor will repel anything someone from the 12th century
might throw at you, be it a rock, a sword, a thatched cottage or a
Merlin.
The Tyurtlenek
Level 1 - 100 Shirt
Around the skinny neck of an intellectual, jewel thief or Frenchman, a
turtleneck tells people: "Please open-hand slap me in the face." On
the iron frame of the Heavy, it says only: "I wear what I want."
The Mair Mask
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Comes with a full can of MAIR, Mann Co.'s air substitute! One part
nitrogen, no parts oxygen, NINE parts electrolytes—Mair gives
regular air a kick in the pants for manly lungs on the go.
The Bigg Mann on Campus
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
"I should put a big red A on this thing for 'ALL SPORTS', cause that's
my specialty."
The Cool Cat Cardigan
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
"Boom! Now I'm in the fifties! I look good in ANY decade!"
Greased Lightning
Level 1 - 100 Hair
"I'm the only one on this team not balding! Damn right I'm gonna make
my hair look good!"
The Red Army Robin
Level 1 - 100 Mascot
"Is tiny bird. Is adorable. TELL BIRD HE IS PRETTY!"
The Heavy-Weight Champ
Level 1 - 100 Championship Belt
"This belt tells babies that Heavy is champ. Big belt champ of all
time."
The Tsarboosh
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"Does little hat make Heavy's head look big? TELL TRUTH."
The Glasgow Great Helm
Level 1 - 100 Helmet
This knight's helm is perfect for defending against 12th century
offensive weaponry, like swords, sticks and definitely-not-bullets.
The Caffeine Cooler
Level 1 - 100 Cooler
"Each canna Bonk's got four thousand percent of the daily caffeine a
body needs, so you KNOW it's good for ya. And I drink 'em by the case,
so I'm extra healthy."
The Half-Pipe Hurdler
Level 1 - 100 Skateboard
"My moves are SICK, brother. Ask your girlfriend, cause she's been
watchin'. Don't blame her, she's only human."
The Macho Mann
Level 1 - 100 Glasses
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
The Trash Toter
Level 1 - 100 Satchel
"Waste not, want not, son."
The Dry Gulch Gulp
Level 1 - 100 Refreshment
"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. And when a man
needs killin', I oblige him."
El Muchacho
Level 1 - 100 Poncho
Cosplay as a sleepy cowboy with this authentic 19th century sleeveless
fleece snuggie.
The Backpack Broiler
Level 1 - 100 Barbeque
I've got your back... steaks.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Burning Bandana
Level 1 - 100 Bandana
Time to clean house.
The Soot Suit
Level 1 - 100 Shirt
Business up front. Ten deadly gallons of pressurized gas in the back.
The Hive Minder
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The leading cause of death on the battlefield? You guessed it: Bee
stings.
The Katyusha
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"Heavy does not need plane to crush you. Only fists and hat."
Das Hazmattenhatten
Level 1 - 100 Safety Apparatus
"Breathing is agreeable to me, but sometimes there is air-stench. Now
I laugh in the face of air. Thank you, this hat." (Description
translated from German.)
Das Feelinbeterbager
Level 1 - 100 Supplies
"Hello, men of war! You will be dead soon. Here are pills."
(Description translated from German.)
Das Ubersternmann
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"You are not important but I am. My hat is a secret hat." (Description
translated from German.)
Das Metalmeatencasen
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
"There is strength in your steel breast-blouse. Your chest meat is at
ease." (Description translated from German.)
The Pardner's Pompadour
Level 1 - 100 Hair
"It takes a hard man to tame this ten-gallon Texas hair tornado."
The Birdman of Australiacatraz
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
"Watch like an eagle. Strike like a hawk. Dance like no one's
watching."
The Cobber Chameleon
Level 1 - 100 Mascot
"This little fellah's the perfect snipin' companion. He's quiet, he's
camouflaged, and if you get hungry, you can eat 'im."
The Falconer
Level 1 - 100 Glove
"This falconer's glove's perfect for snipin'. It's sturdy, it's
comfortable, and if a falcon lands on it, you can eat 'im."
Graybanns
Level 1 - 100 Glasses
Gray Mann might be a heartless villain. But he DOES make some sweet
sunglasses. Hate the player, not the game.
The Black Watch
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This Scottish infantry tam o'shanter commemorates the desperately
sober 5th batallion, who tried to make liquor out of gunpowder and
accidentally invented sticky bombs.
The Tartan Spartan
Level 1 - 100 Helmet
"Lads, tonight we DRINK IN HELL! And it's only noon right now, so
let's ALSO DRINK RIGHT HERE!"
The Gaelic Golf Bag
Level 1 - 100 Golf Clubs
"Ach, t'is a Cinderella story! Outta nowhere. A former demolitions
expert, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a
mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the bloody hole!"
The Borscht Belt
Level 1 - 100 Bandolier
"So many little pouches. Now Heavy can help carry your itty-bitty baby
guns."
Das Naggenvatcher
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"In the center of your head lives a skeleton. It is not enough! This
hat is a head-skeleton for the outside." (Description translated from
German.)
The Whiskey Bib
Level 1 - 100 Puffy Shirt
"Sometimes when yer swiggin' woodgrain alcohol from a clay jug, a wee
bit can miss the mouth, like. Catch those precious drops with a
genuine Scottish whiskey bib."
The Stormin' Norman
Level 1 - 100 Helmet
This knight's helm was painstakingly recreated using stills from the
classic time travel episode (Ep 417: "A K.I.T.T. in King Arthur's
Court") of the hit TV show Knight Rider.
The Flared Frontiersman
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
"I'll tell you what, these wide-bottom pants're slick as a whistle."
The Valley Forge
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This tricorn is a tribute to our country's greatest President. The
tiny medal on it is a tribute to the ribbony children's medal he won
for inventing America.
The Compatriot
Level 1 - 100 Mascot
"This is not a bird, maggot! It is a shoulder-mounted symbol of
freedom, and you WILL salute it in this man's army!"
The Caribbean Conqueror
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"You! Stop jibbing that mainsail and give me twenty! You up in the
crow's nest! Drop that telescope and get on your face! Everybody on
this ship start doing push-ups!"
The Colonial Clogs
Level 1 - 100 Shoes
"I can confirm that these are George Washington's actual shoes,
because I found them buried two feet up an Englishman's ass!"
The Whirly Warrior
Level 1 - 100 Helmet
"To your left, some French buildings. Directly in front of us is the
Eiffel Tower, which I'm about to bring down. This concludes our
helicopter tour of France."
The Federal Casemaker
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"Men, if we are going to take down Al Capone, we will need to be in
the FBI. Step one: These hats."
The Rebel Rouser
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"Hold on, why are Americans fighting other Americans? Did everybody in
France die and nobody told me?"
Das Maddendoktor
Level 1 - 100 Hair
"My laughter is not borne from joy! I have birthed a devil! It is
acceptable to me!" (Description translated from German.)
The Bear Necessities
Level 1 - 100 Spirit Animal
"In Siberia, bear try to attack family. He try this once. Now he is
little hat."
The Harmburg
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"How do I look in this hat? On a scale of 'Handsome' to 'Extremely
Handsome'."
The Gaelic Garb
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
"And we'll tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll
never take our FREEDOM! To wear these POOFY SHIRTS! What's that,
Havish? Oh. AND THESE SASHES!"
The Rogue's Brogues
Level 1 - 100 Shoes
"Every day, I know I will be cutting something. Some days it is a rug.
For those days, I have these shoes."
The Shogun's Shoulder Guard
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
"The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the
state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun.
This shoulder is CLOSED!"
Das Gutenkutteharen
Level 1 - 100 Hair
"The hairs on your head-skin are physically attractive. Now we should
have love relations." (Description translated from German.)
The Belgian Detective
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"Inspector, seal the door! Someone in this room is a MURDERER!"
[pause] "Me!" [stab stab stab stab stab]
The Hornblower
Level 1 - 100 Coat
"This uniform was worn by Horatio Nelson during the Napoleonic Wars!
If you sunk his ship he would swim at you with a cannon on his back!
If he ran out of cannonballs he would fire himself at your hull! That
is how bad he wanted to beat the French!"
Lieutenant Bites
Level 1 - 100 Mascot
Hobbies: contracting rabies, giving people rabies. Favorite foods:
spoiled sour cream rations, arm meat.
The Brawling Buccaneer
Level 1 - 100 Coat
"We do not plunder in this man's pirate army, maggot! On this ship you
will patrol the seas for liberals and Communists, and go to bed at a
sensible hour!"
The Blood Banker
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
"Oh, you'd like to make a deposit? Allow me to make one first. One
knife. Into your back."
The After Dark
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
"Bartender. Scotch, neat. It has been a long day. Oh, is that a
piano?" [sound of Chopin's Impromptu no. 4 in C sharp minor, ladies
swooning]
The Delinquent's Down Vest
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
"Boom! Look how puffy this vest is, dummy! I sent the last one back.
Not. Puffy. Enough."
Wet Works
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"Rain: It's nature's Jarate. But it's not a drama: Keep the filthy
stuff off yer noggin with this rubber hat."
Baron von Havenaplane
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"Are you a plane-driver? I cannot tell because of your hat-disguise."
(Description translated from German.)
Das Fantzipantzen
Level 1 - 100 Shirt
"Fancy men are beautiful but weak! You are a strong filthy idiot. Take
what is rightfully yours!" (Description translated from German.)
The Bolshevik Biker
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
"I am riding to your tiny town."
The Pampered Pyro
Level 1 - 100 Towel
Today, it's YOU Fortress. You deserve it.
The Virtual Viewfinder
Level 1 - 100 Headset
Get a migraine for charity. (99 percent of community revenue goes to
fund SpecialEffect, a charity working to help disabled players get
back into the game.)
The Gabe Glasses
Level 1 - 100 Glasses
"These glasses help Heavy read sad stupid poem on your tombstone."
The Founding Father
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
This shirt envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our
nation's patriots wore frilly-cuffed silk blouses instead of the
respectable undershirts they possessed in actual history.
Demobot Armor
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
Demobot Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Engineerbot Armor
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
Engineerbot Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Heavybot Armor
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
Heavybot Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Medicbot Chariot
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
Medicbot Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Pyrobot Armor
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
Pyrobot Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Scoutbot Armor
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
Scoutbot Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Sniperbot Armor
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
Sniperbot Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Soldierbot Armor
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
Soldierbot Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Spybot Armor
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Armor
Spybot Hood
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Sentrybuster
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Bone Dome
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Comes with a visor capable of shielding your eyes from the harsh glare
of people running away from you on fire.
The Air Raider
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Designed specifically for hotshot pilots, this mask only distributes
oxygen if you're doing a cool barrel roll into the Danger Zone.
The Viking Braider
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
The Cuban Bristle Crisis
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a
self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
The Beep Boy
Level 1 - 100 Electronic Device
His facial expressions are synced to yours! Teach this Beep Boy how to
be a Beep Man using nothing but the raw musky magnetism of your face.
The Special Eyes
Level 1 - 100 Glasses
Trickster's Turnout Gear
Level 1 - 100 Coat
Trick your enemies into forgetting who set them on fire in the first
place with this trustworthy-looking fireman's jacket.
The Chronomancer
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Medical Mystery
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Gold Digger
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Dag nab it before it's all sold out!
Brim-Full Of Bullets
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Cotton Head
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Pop-eyes
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Hong Kong Cone
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Weight Room Warmer
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Hurt Locher
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Everyone likes to watch their enemies blow up. But if you're close
enough to get a really good look, you'll blow up too. It is life's
greatest tragedy.
Pirate Bandana
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Li'l Snaggletooth
Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
'When I grow up, I want to be a hat.' -Li'l Snaggletooth
L'homme Burglerre
Level 1 - 100 Hat
French for 'The Thief of Hamburgers.'
Escapist
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Flapjack
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
A Brush with Death
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The Slick Cut
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Frenchman's Formals
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Ward
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Beast From Below
Level 1 - 100 Mask
Hard-Headed Hardware
Level 1 - 100 Mask
Cap'n Calamari
Level 1 - 100 Mask
The Spectralnaut
Level 1 - 100 Helmet
Ethereal Hood
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Maniac's Manacles
Level 1 - 100 Gloves
The Second Opinion
Level 1 - 100 Mask
The Pocket Horsemann
Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
The Last Bite
Level 1 - 100 Coffin
The Baphomet Trotters
Level 1 - 100 Hooves
Burny's Boney Bonnet
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Crispy Golden Locks
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Scorched Skirt
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Accursed Apparition
Level 1 - 100 Spooky Companion
The Hound's Hood
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Terrier Trousers
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Horrific Head of Hare
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Snaggletoothed Stetson
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Up Pyroscopes
Level 1 - 100 Eye Stalks
The One-Way Ticket
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Birdie Bonnet
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The External Organ
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
Ivan The Inedible
Level 1 - 100 Spooky Companion
The Rugged Respirator
Level 1 - 100 Mask
The Squid's Lid
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Hollowhead
Level 1 - 100 Mask
Grub Grenades
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Gothic Guise
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Grease Monkey
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Alternative Medicine Mann
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Cauterizer's Caudal Appendage
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
Polly Putrid
Level 1 - 100 Undead Pet
The Faux Manchu
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The Hidden Dragon
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Lo-Grav Loafers
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Surgeon's Space Suit
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Face Plante
Level 1 - 100 Mask
Das Blutliebhaber
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Trepanabotomizer
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Sackcloth Spook
Level 1 - 100 Spooky Companion
The Mucous Membrain
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
Pin Pals
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
Medimedes
Level 1 - 100 Bird Head
The Chicken Kiev
Level 1 - 100 Bird Head
The Freedom Feathers
Level 1 - 100 Bird Head
The Headtaker's Hood
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Transylvania Top
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Candleer
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down
Level 1 - 100 Cape
Bozo's Bouffant
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
Faun Feet
Level 1 - 100 Hooves
The Halloweiner
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Lordly Lapels
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Cadaver's Capper
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Guano
Level 1 - 100 Spooky Companion
The Sprinting Cephalopod
Level 1 - 100 Tentacles
Unidentified Following Object
Level 1 - 100 Spooky Companion
The Beacon from Beyond
Level 1 - 100 Spooky Companion
The Hyperbaric Bowler
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Death Support Pack
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Carious Chameleon
Level 1 - 100 Undead Pet
The Monster's Stompers
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Bountiful Bow
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Candyman's Cap
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Vicar's Vestments
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Hardium Helm
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Jupiter Jumpers
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Space Bracers
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Handhunter
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
The Spellbinder's Bonnet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Macabre Mask
Level 1 - 100 Mask
The Shaman's Skull
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Vicious Visage
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Tuque or Treat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Horned Honcho
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Lieutenant Bites the Dust
Level 1 - 100 Undead Pet
The Grisly Gumbo
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
The Dark Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Archimedes the Undying
Level 1 - 100 Undead Pet
The Monstrous Mandible
Level 1 - 100 Mask
The Shaolin Sash
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Mann-Bird of Aberdeen
Level 1 - 100 Bird Head
The Foul Cowl
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
Sir Shootsalot
Level 1 - 100 Bird Head
The Corpsemopolitan
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Glob
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Hallowed Headcase
Level 1 - 100 Mask
Carrion Companion
Level 1 - 100 Undead Pet
Quoth
Level 1 - 100 Spooky Companion
PY-40 Incinibot
Level 1 - 100 Mask
The Parasight
Level 1 - 100 Mask
Teutonkahmun
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Larval Lid
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Manneater
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Creature From The Heap
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
The Magical Mercenary
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Raven's Visage
Level 1 - 100 Mask
Ramses' Regalia
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Haunted Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Bozo's Brogues
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Cryptic Keepsake
Level 1 - 100 Necklace
The Abhorrent Appendages
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Blizzard Breather
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Sub Zero Suit
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Dictator
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Neckwear Headwear
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Trail-Blazer
Level 1 - 100 Sled
Dead of Night
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Snow Scoper
Level 1 - 100 Coat
The Nunhood
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Angel of Death
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Kiss King
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Slo-Poke
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Minnesota Slick
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Toy Soldier
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Five-Month Shadow
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The Mann of Reason
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Mann of the House
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Chucklenuts
Level 1 - 100 Mascot
Tiny Timber
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
Face Full of Festive
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The Ruffled Ruprecht
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The Golden Garment
Level 1 - 100 Coat
The Little Drummer Mann
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Scout Shako
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Toy Tailor
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Extra Layer
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Polar Pullover
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Dogfighter
Level 1 - 100 Coat
Antarctic Parka
Level 1 - 100 Coat
Runner's Warm-Up
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Highland High Heels
Level 1 - 100 Boots
Tartan Tyrolean
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Marshall's Mutton Chops
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The Trencher's Topper
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Trencher's Tunic
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Ground Control
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Killer's Kit
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Stylish DeGroot
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Ein
Level 1 - 100 Mascot
The Heavy Lifter
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Gone Commando
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Bullet Buzz
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Leftover Trap
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The Trash Man
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Scotch Saver
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Bushi-Dou
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Fashionable Megalomaniac
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The Dough Puncher
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Teutonic Toque
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Mustachioed Mann
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The Backstabber's Boomslang
Level 1 - 100 Mascot
The Rat Stompers
Level 1 - 100 Boots
Sole Mate
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Heat of Winter
Level 1 - 100 Coat
The Dark Falkirk Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Sole Saviors
Level 1 - 100 Boots
The Huntsman's Essentials
Level 1 - 100 Quiver
The Napoleon Complex
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Colonel's Coat
Level 1 - 100 Coat
The Law
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Juggernaut Jacket
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Warmth Preserver
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Smock Surgeon
Level 1 - 100 Apron
The Sangu Sleeves
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Cute Suit
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The War Goggles
Level 1 - 100 Glasses
The Eliminators Safeguard
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Archers Groundings
Level 1 - 100 Boots
Combat Slacks
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Toowoomba Tunic
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Sammy Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Deep Cover Operator
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Ticket Boy
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Antarctic Researcher
Level 1 - 100 Coat
Heer's Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Gaiter Guards
Level 1 - 100 Boots
The Classified Coif
Level 1 - 100 Coat
The Rogue's Robe
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Spook Specs
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Sengoku Scorcher
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Man in Slacks
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Razor Cut
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Frickin' Sweet Ninja Hood
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Southie Shinobi
Level 1 - 100 Shirt
The Red Socks
Level 1 - 100 Socks
The Bruiser's Bandanna
Level 1 - 100 Bandana
The Gas Guzzler
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
The Smoking Skid Lid
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Lunatic's Leathers
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Yuri's Revenge
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The Tools of the Trade
Level 1 - 100 Tool Belt
The Joe-on-the-Go
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
The Aviator Assassin
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Sky Captain
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Peacenik's Ponytail
Level 1 - 100 Hair
The Level Three Chin
Level 3 Chin
The Egghead's Overalls
Level 1 - 100 Shirt
The Lonesome Loafers
Level 1 - 100 Shoes
Ze Übermensch
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The Au Courant Assassin
Level 1 - 100 Shirt
Endothermic Exowear
Level 1 - 100 Shirt
The Merc's Mohawk
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Eye-Catcher
Level 1 - 100 Eye Patch
The Medicine Manpurse
Level 1 - 100 Satchel
Employee of the Mmmph
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Frymaster
Level 1 - 100 Backpack
The Combustible Kabuto
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Chronoscarf
Level 1 - 100 Scarf
The Danger
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
The Frontier Djustice
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Vive La France
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Scoper's Smoke
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The Triggerman's Tacticals
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Tipped Lid
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Tipped to the jauntiest of angles. Helps the noblest of causes. (99
percent of community revenue goes to One Step Camp, a camp program for
kids with cancer.)
The Paisley Pro
Level 1 - 100 Shirt
The Argyle Ace
Level 1 - 100 Shoes
The Pomade Prince
Level 1 - 100 Hair
The Allbrero
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Seeing Double
Level 1 - 100 Glasses
Six Pack Abs
Level 1 - 100 Bottles
The Spycrab
Level 1 - 100 Mascot
( Not Tradable )
Horace
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Biomech Backpack
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Alien Cranium
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The Xeno Suit
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
The MK 50
Level 1 - 100 Helmet
The Mishap Mercenary
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Lady Killer
Level 1 - 100 Coat
The Lone Survivor
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Poacher's Safari Jacket
Level 1 - 100 Jacket
Thirst Blood
Level 1 - 100 Hair
Mann of the Seven Sees
Level 1 - 100 Coat
Hillbilly Speed-Bump
Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
The Unshaved Bear
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Pocket Heavy
Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
The Dadliest Catch
Level 1 - 100 Hat
It's cephaloposh! It's cephalopractical! This state-of-the-art octopus
disguise kit will have everyone thinking you squirt ink out of your
orifices.
The Herzensbrecher
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Hundkopf
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Kriegsmaschine-9000
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Vampire Makeover
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Vampiric Vesture
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Nugget Noggin
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Fowl Fists
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Talon Trotters
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Head Hunter
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Claws And Infect
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Crazy Legs
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Ghost of Spies Checked Past
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Hooded Haunter
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Cranial Conspiracy
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Scaly Scrapers
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Marsupial Man
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Kanga Kickers
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Roo Rippers
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Marsupial Muzzle
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
Shadowman's Shade
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Nightmare Hunter
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Rogue's Rabbit
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Iron Fist
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Beep Man
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Soul of 'Spensers Past
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Tiny Texan
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Facepeeler
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
Mr. Mundee's Wild Ride
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Templar's Spirit
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Wings of Purity
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Forgotten King's Restless Head
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Forgotten King's Pauldrons
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Eyeborg
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Mannhattan Project
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Ghoul Gibbin' Gear
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Hellhunter's Headpiece
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Supernatural Stalker
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Garden Bristles
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Battle Bird
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Creature’s Grin
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Arsonist Apparatus
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Moccasin Machinery
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Lollichop Licker
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
Mr. Juice
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Vampyro
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Bone-Cut Belt
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Bull Locks
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Minsk Beef
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Immobile Suit
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
The Kritz or Treat Canteen
Level 1 - 100 Usable Item
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
The Li'l Dutchman
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_EOTL_skier
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_EOTL_insulated_innovator
Level 1 - 100 Coat
#TF_EOTL_blinks_breeches
Level 1 - 100 Boots
#TF_EOTL_demo_dynamite
Level 1 - 100 Decorative Bombs
#TF_EOTL_briskweather_beanie
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_EOTL_winter_pants
Level 1 - 100 Boots
#TF_EOTL_pyro_sweater
Level 1 - 100
#TF_EOTL_flat_cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_EOTL_furcap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_EOTL_summerhat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_EOTL_soldier_garrison
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_EOTL_hiphunter_hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_EOTL_hiphunter_jacket
Level 1 - 100 Jacket
#TF_EOTL_hiphunter_boots
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_EOTL_thermal_sleeves
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_EOTL_soldierhat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_EOTL_beard
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
#TF_EOTL_demopants
Level 1 - 100
#TF_EOTL_ursa_major
Level 1 - 100
#TF_EOTL_sheavyshirt
Level 1 - 100 Jacket
#TF_EOTL_coldfront_curbstompers
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_EOTL_medal
Level 1 - 100 Community Medal
#TF_tr_jungle_booty
Level 1 - 100
( Not Tradable )
#TF_tr_crown_of_the_old_kingdom
Level 1 - 100 Hat
( Not Tradable )
#TF_tomb_readers
Level 1 - 100 Glasses
( Not Tradable )
#TF_TauntPyroPoolParty
Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
#TF_brimstone_hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
( Not Tradable )
#TF_dec2014_marauders_mask
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_dec2014_truands_tunic
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_fools_footwear
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_copilot_2014
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_dec2014_skullcap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_dec2014_2014_pyromancer_hood
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_dec2014_pyromancers_raiments
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_black_knights_bascinet
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_torchers_tabard
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_armoured_appendages
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_viking_helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_dec2014_viking_boots
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_heavy_parka
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_dec2014_the_big_papa
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_dec2014_engineer_detectiveholster
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_engineer_detectiveradio
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_engineer_detectiveglasses
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_dec2014_engineer_seal
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_medic_unknown_mann
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_surgeons_shako
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_dec2014_hunter_beard
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_hunter_ushanka
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_hunter_vest
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_wally_pocket
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_eotl_winter_coat
Level 1 - 100 Coat
#TF_dec2014_the_puffy_provocateur
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_stealthy_scarf
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_comforter
Level 1 - 100 Hat
#TF_dec2014_thermal_insulation_layer
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
#TF_dec2014_pocket_momma
Level 1 - 100 Cosmetic Item
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Slot Token - PDA2
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Spine-Tingling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Spine-Twisting Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your discontent with the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Summer Starter Kit
Level 1
Granted for participation in the Steam Summer Adventure 2014.
This contains a sampling of items and can be opened from your backpack
screen!
Summer Adventure Pack
Level 1
Granted for participation in the Steam Summer Adventure 2014.
This contains a sampling of items, including at least one special
Summer cosmetic item, and can be opened from your backpack screen!
Summer Starter Kit
Level 1
Granted for participation in the Steam Summer Adventure 2014.
This contains a sampling of items and can be opened from your backpack
screen!
Summer Starter Kit
Level 1
Granted for participation in the Steam Summer Adventure 2014.
This contains a sampling of items and can be opened from your backpack
screen!
Summer Starter Kit
Level 1
Granted for participation in the Steam Summer Adventure 2014.
This contains a sampling of items and can be opened from your backpack
screen!
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 299 |
| Hats | 0 |
| Misc | 679 |
| Metal | 0 items worth 0 scrap |
| Total | 978 |
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