The following items were recently received via trading and are not yet in the backpack:
Scout (276 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier (280 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro (342 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman (272 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy (264 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer (241 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic (254 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper (256 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy (242 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Scout
>> Soldier
>> Pyro
>> Demoman
>> Heavy
>> Engineer
>> Medic
>> Sniper
>> Spy
>> Scout
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The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Lollichop
Level 48 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Flying Guillotine
Strange%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 0 Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
Strange Flying Guillotine
Strange%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 0 Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
Strange Flying Guillotine
Strange%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 0 Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
Strange Flying Guillotine
Strange%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 0 Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 0 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0 (Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0 (Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Strange Spy-cicle
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Strange Spy-cicle
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 0 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0 Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Strange Force-A-Nature
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0 Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Team Captain #12392
Level 95 Hat Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Lumbricus Lid
Level 42 Hat
The War Pig
Level 3 Hat After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Defiant Spartan
Level 96 Hat
Armored Authority #7708
Level 93 Hat
Honcho's Headgear
Level 62 Hat This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 99 Hat You can't tell, but he's furious.
The Infernal Impaler #799
Level 13 Hat
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 55 Hat Crafted by GEAR
Stout Shako
Level 65 Hat The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #14831
Level 55 Hat Crafted by GEAR
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
The Tin Pot
Level 5 Hat The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Exquisite Rack
Level 21 Hat Crafted by GEAR
The Battle Bob
Level 54 Hat Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face. Crafted by GEAR
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 22 Hat Crafted by GEAR
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 13 Hat These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 12 Hat
Connoisseur's Cap #13929
Level 42 Hat You're today's theme ingredient... Crafted by GEAR
Nose Candy
Level 72 Mask Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
The DethKapp
Level 23 Hat For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 51 Hat If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
The Attendant
Level 49 Hat
The HazMat Headcase
Level 69 Hat This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The Bubble Pipe #5207
Level 81 Hat Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space. Effect: Genteel Smoke Crafted by [verve] Brodes
Apparition's Aspect #3094
Level 13 Hat
The Last Breath #6580
Level 13 Hat
The Waxy Wayfinder #3200
Level 67 Hat Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.) Effect: Genteel Smoke Crafted by GEAR
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 36 Mask Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
Madame Dixie
Level 70 Hat Crafted by GEAR
The Backwards Ballcap #108
Level 10 Hat Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way. Crafted by -SNiGS- Windraker
Bonk Boy #6712
Level 41 Hat
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1 Hat Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
The El Jefe #15431
Level 10 Hat Crafted by [XJZ]IndayLancer
The Robot Running Man
Level 81 Hat You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
The Hanger-On Hood
Level 58 Hat Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
The Milkman
Level 85 Hat
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 70 Hat This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Larrikin Robin
Level 52 Hat Crafted by GEAR
Desert Marauder
Level 42 Hat
The Bolted Bushman
Level 11 Hat A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Crocleather Slouch
Level 11 Hat Made from Australia's only natural resource.
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 69 Hat Gone Snipin'.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 69 Hat
Liquidator's Lid
Level 100 Hat This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Trophy Belt
Level 17 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one. Crafted by GEAR
The Cold Killer
Level 33 Hat Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 1 Hat It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise. Crafted by ^2Swifty
Hat of Cards
Level 2 Hat Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Cosa Nostra Cap #14522
Level 66 Hat If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder. Crafted by GEAR
The Stealth Steeler
Level 29 Hat Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Frenchman's Beret
Level 55 Hat Because real espionage is an artform.
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Familiar Fez
Level 8 Hat Crafted by GEAR
Détective Noir
Level 88 Hat
Rail Spikes
Level 1 Spikes There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 99 Hat Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 64 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw. Crafted by GEAR
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 27 Hat Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 94 Hat Suffer not a sentry to live.
The Brown Bomber #6672
Level 30 Hat Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat. Crafted by Peru Утконос`
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
The Warsworn Helmet
Level 59 Hat Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money. Crafted by GEAR
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 33 Backpack Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Moonman Backpack #5021
Level 15 Fuel Tank Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat Do not try to bluff Sasha.
The U-clank-a
Level 100 Hat Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 83 Hat Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #9284
Level 96 Hat Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Brock's Locks
Level 3 Hair The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 20 Hair Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
The Carl
Level 42 Hair Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon "I WANT TO KICK MY OWN ASS WHEN I EQUIP THIS THING !!!" vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Cremator's Conscience #136
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!' Crafted by VooDew
Ol' Geezer #16279
Level 75 Hat Get off mah land! Crafted by GEAR
The Tin-1000
Level 90 Hat Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Big Country
Level 88 Hat It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome. Crafted by GEAR
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Hat Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
The Barnstormer
Level 92 Hat Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
The Bloodhound
Level 9 Hat Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
( Not Tradable )
The Necronomicrown
Level 31 Hat Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable )
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 55 Backpack Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind. Crafted by GEAR
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Private Eye
Level 11 Hat A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 69 Hat Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
The Jingle Belt #15217
Level 66 Bells Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims. Jingle all the way Crafted by GEAR
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 11 Backpack Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland taunt success sound (2) Only visible in Pyroland
The Burning Bongos #187
Level 33 Bongos When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland Crafted by Phil Mitchell @ NewMouse
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 51 Facial Hair Effect: Genteel Smoke
Soldier's Stogie
Level 39 Cigar Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Medi-Mask
Level 42 Mask As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 42 Facial Hair Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe. Effect: Genteel Smoke
Villain's Veil
Level 68 Hat The good, the bad, and the dead.
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #2994
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
The Dapper Disguise
Level 18 Mask Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
( Not Tradable )
The Made Man
Level 27 A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
The Track Terrorizer
Level 28 Shirt For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Flunkyware
Level 5 Apparel This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
Fancy Dress Uniform #8782
Level 63 Uniform
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 26 Pipe In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes. Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 11 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Koala Compact
Level 88 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
The RoBro 3000
Level 77 Robot The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 29 Shirt Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
The Front Runner #2279
Level 40 Hat This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind. Crafted by Democrat
The Fast Learner
Level 25 Shirt Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 21 Wings Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
The Kringle Collection #1104
Level 38 Coat Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle. Crafted by [GENT] Olivia Shootin' John
Der Wintermantel
Level 77 Apparel This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
The Surgeon's Stethoscope #17646
Level 20 Stethoscope Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead. Crafted by CliffDiver
The Cool Breeze
Level 26 Kilt Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
The Mutton Mann
Level 47 Hair Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
The Business Casual #1380
Level 42 Shirt It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket. Crafted by Alexus
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 1 Futuristic Sound Device Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete. taunt success sound (1)
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Sign of the Wolf's School #18773
Level 20 Medallion One wolf, no moon. Collect all three! Crafted by GEAR
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 88 Decorative Bombs Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Doc's Holiday
Level 12 Apparel Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd
most like to embody while on vacation.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
The Battery Bandolier
Level 99 Decorative Bombs For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Le Party Phantom
Level 49 Hat
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
The Planeswalker Goggles #17082
Level 28 Hat No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map. Crafted by GEAR
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
The Ornament Armament #6294
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 2 Backpack The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
The Liquor Locker
Level 15 Treasure The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 38 Mystical Lamp Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze. Effect: Genteel Smoke Crafted by GEAR
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco! Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Reindoonicorn #1208
Level 20 Balloon Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland Crafted by GEAR
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #1079
Level 93 Shoes Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
Dillinger's Duffel #1329
Level 7 Backpack This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.) Crafted by GEAR
The Digit Divulger
Level 45 Gloves Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
The Idea Tube
Level 36 Backpack This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
The Stocking Stuffer #11147
Level 71 Stocking No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa. Crafted by GEAR
The Tuxxy
Level 34 Tuxedo The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
The All-Father #7114
Level 15 Facial Hair Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The Carl #1875
Level 86 Hair Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache! Crafted by Lord Pendleton
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Gift from: Rii
Desert Marauder #13067
Level 33 Hat
Engineer's Cap
Level 42 Hat
The Builder's Blueprints #5610
Level 15 Blueprints Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight. Crafted by Swag
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 34 Pocket Buddy A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
The Merc's Muffler
Level 37 Scarf The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 69 Shirt Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
The Hunger Force
Level 77 Shirt Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: pLaNeTeS
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 65 Hat Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 42 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration. Crafted by MythicAlex
The Pocket Purrer
Level 79 Satchel Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Googly Gazer
Level 93 Hat Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 77 Apparel Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
Pocket Medic #8644
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close. Crafted by Django
The Hunger Force #490
Level 47 Shirt Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying! Crafted by GEAR
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: Rii
The Business Casual #11884
Level 12 Shirt It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket. Crafted by GEAR
That '70s Chapeau
Level 39 Hat Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 79 Apparel It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants. Crafted by Disguised Soup
Security Shades
Level 21 Hat
The Sandvich Safe #9472
Level 15 Lunchbox Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Aqua Flops
Level 24 Flip-Flops While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: pLaNeTeS
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 35 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
The Siberian Sophisticate
Level 52 Shirt The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses These are famous.
Gift from: Thuric
( Not Tradable )
The Samson Skewer
Level 64 Cosmetic Knife The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
( Not Tradable )
Aqua Flops
Level 35 Flip-Flops While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
The Distinguished Rogue #5572
Level 44 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is. Crafted by GEAR
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Hale's Own Grenade Launcher
Hale's Own%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 8758
Positively Inhumane Scottish Resistance
Positively Inhumane%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 960 +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Stick Bomb - Kills%s5: 224 High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Wicked Nasty Bottle
Wicked Nasty%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 567
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0 Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Chargin' Targe
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0 Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Wicked Nasty Half-Zatoichi
Wicked Nasty%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 636 Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Uncharitable%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 125 This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Persian Persuader
Unremarkable%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 24 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Level 23 Gift When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Gift from: pLaNeTeS
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase Crafted by Dr.McSex
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces Crafted by GEAR
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Gift from: Xeruon
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 97 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5 Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Wicked Nasty Beggar's Bazooka
Wicked Nasty%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 658 Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Hale's Own Rocket Launcher
Hale's Own%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 8842
Hale's Own Black Box
Hale's Own%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 8685 On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
Notably Dangerous%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 151 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Equalizer
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 180 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Spectacularly Lethal Escape Plan
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 293 Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Somewhat Threatening Market Gardener
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 95 Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Strange Mantreads
Strange%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 2 -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Spectacularly Lethal Festive Buff Banner
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Battle Banner - Banners Deployed%s5: 348 Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Gore-Spattered Reserve Shooter
Gore-Spattered%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 413 Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
Mildly Menacing Shotgun
Mildly Menacing%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 68
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Uncharitable Machina
Uncharitable%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 125 On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
Notably Dangerous%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 139 On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 26 Hat Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 81 Hat This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Scarcely Lethal Bazaar Bargain
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 39 Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Wicked Nasty Festive Huntsman
Wicked Nasty%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 575 override projectile type (19)
Wicked Nasty Huntsman
Wicked Nasty%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 567
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 5 Blocks a single backstab attempt
Scarcely Lethal SMG
Scarcely Lethal%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 25
"YELLOW KOOLAID ?"
Server-Clearing%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 3456 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Mildly Menacing Bushwacka
Mildly Menacing%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 50 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Notably Dangerous Tribalman's Shiv
Notably Dangerous%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 169 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Data Mining Light
Level 63 Hat If you’re a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of
throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people
know how tough you are. Finally there’s a version for the office
worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Steel Shako
Level 70 Hat Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky’s "Nutcracker" with
the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky’s "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 87 Hat Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can’t harm
humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Soldered Sensei
Level 91 Hat Karate masters WANT you to think there’s no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow override projectile type (19)
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
"Matilda's Choice Lesson one...."
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Scrap Sack
Level 23 Backpack Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you’re at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep
an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Tungsten Toque
Level 14 Hat Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 70 Hat This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don’t believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Bolted Bombardier
Level 46 Facial Hair Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
The FR-0
Level 19 Hat Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s
film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 87 Hat Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 59 Hat Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 53 Hat This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor’s head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients’ disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
The Byte’d Beak
Level 81 Hat This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
The Byte’d Beak
Level 72 Hat This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Battery Canteens
Level 16 Usable Item Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 39 Cigar Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire. Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Vintage Razorback
Level 74 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 57 Bow
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Uncharitable%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 125 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 3
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Mildly Menacing Festive Flame Thrower
Mildly Menacing%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 47
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
"LSD EXPERIMENT Number 420"
Face-Melting%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 1037 Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Somewhat Threatening Powerjack
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 77 +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
Sufficiently Lethal Lollichop
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 184 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Uncharitable Back Scratcher
Uncharitable%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 107 +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Neon Annihilator
Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 0 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Manmelter #126395
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits Crafted by GEAR
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 37 Flare Gun
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Notably Dangerous Spy-cicle
Notably Dangerous%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 146 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds