Level 80 Hat "Sun comes up, milkman's comin !" Effect: Sunbeams
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 35 Hat You're today's theme ingredient... Effect: Sulphurous
"Unforeseen Consequences"
Level 34 Hat "Houston, we have a problem..." Effect: Genteel Smoke Effect: Smoking
"My Little Stinker!"
Level 44 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things. Effect: Massed Flies
Unusual FR-0
Level 95 Hat Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s
film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000". Effect: Electrostatic
Unusual Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset With these on, you can pretend you're winning. Effect: Stormy Storm
Unusual Familiar Fez
Level 41 Hat Effect: Smoking
"Modest Pile of Night"
Level 48 Hat "Price : 27 buds. Not unusuals. Buds." Effect: Cloudy Moon
"The Last Paparazzi"
Level 10 Hat "Price : 50 buds. Not unusuals. Buds." Effect: Scorching Flames
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: (√)ǾŊک†∑я
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: Расамаха лаган))0))0)нуль
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: The Sandvich is a Liar
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #3
Earbuds
Level 74 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 60 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 23 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 78 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 72 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 37 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 92 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 39 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 44 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 61 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 39 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 6 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 30 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 81 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 56 Hat OSX represent!
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 55 Hat This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 67 Hat Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can’t harm
humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
The Scrap Sack
Level 68 Backpack Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you’re at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep
an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 42 Treasure This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 56 Facial Hair Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
The Titanium Towel
Level 17 Apparel Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you’re covered
in magnets? What’s your regular towel doing for you now? Watching
you slowly die of magnetism, that’s what.
Mecha-Medes
Level 54 Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes’ Flights of Fantasy #314
when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world,
met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a
half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
The Steam Pipe
Level 26 Pipe Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses! Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Megapixel Beard
Level 16 Facial Hair Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you’re going to
have now that you’ve got a robot beard. If there’s anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we’ll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
The Milkman
Level 25 Hat
The Milkman
Level 42 Hat
Demoman's Fro
Level 15 Hat
Trophy Belt
Level 37 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Napper's Respite
Level 80 Hat After a long day of burning scouts.
Napper's Respite
Level 91 Hat After a long day of burning scouts.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1 Hat Straight outta control point.
Pocket Medic #23080
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close. Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Bonedolier
Level 21 Bones Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls. Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
Dr. Whoa #181
Level 15 Shirt
Aqua Flops #6307
Level 18 Flip-Flops While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics? Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Brainiac Goggles #20209
Level 20 Glasses Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect. Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Attendant
Level 79 Hat Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Hero's Tail #25680
Level 100 Hat Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind. Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 72 Hat Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Executioner
Level 4 Hat Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".) Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Wilson Weave #1484
Level 45 Hair Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair! Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
Dueling Mini-Game
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ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
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ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
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ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
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Backpack Expander
Level 55 Tool Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 54 Tool Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 59 Tool Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 58 Tool Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 53 Tool Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 56 Tool Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 51 Tool Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Tour of Duty Ticket
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The Rusty Reaper
Level 41 Hat Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 64 Hat These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Unusual Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed. Effect: Harvest Moon
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Team Spirit
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items the color of your current team.
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 60 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 9 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 70 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 42 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 53 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 23 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 63 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 24 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 49 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 46 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 45 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 11 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 39 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 47 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 61 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 64 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 69 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 76 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 16 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 95 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
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Level 34 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
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Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 41 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 18 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
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Level 52 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 3 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 4 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 3 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 19 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 19 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 18 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 16 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 95 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 19 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 11 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 33 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 82 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 56 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 1 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 100 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 32 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 29 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 9 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
"Octopusy gallego ^^"
Level 76 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
"Carlos"
Level 64 Hat "Because Triboniophorus Tyrannus was too complicated."
"Mr.Squishles"
Level 24 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
"Vintage Marshmallow"
Level 19 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 50 Hat "Я высшая степень эволюции - отдавай
мозги! Трибонифорус тираннус."
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 5 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 38 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 15 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things. Effect: Green Energy
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that
weapon.
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that
weapon.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Upgrade to Premium Gift
Level 59 Tool Trade away this item to a friend with a free account. Once they use
it, they'll automatically be converted to a premium account and enjoy
perks such as extra backpack slots
The Disciplinary Action #8416
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
Level 20 Hat This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
The Team Captain
Level 5 Hat Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hard Counter
Level 100 Hat You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 74 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 11 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 45 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 54 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 70 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Battery Canteens
Level 49 Usable Item Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Hat of Cards
Level 52 Hat Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Familiar Fez
Level 42 Hat
"Non yellow. Non gay."
Level 10 Glasses These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Pip-Boy #20153
Level 10 Armband Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1 Hat Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gold Dueling Badge
Level 50 Badge Earned at level 50.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started. Hire Date: September 18, 2007 (17:38:08 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
"IRONIC AURA OF INCORRUPTIBILITY"
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded. Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat From another era.
( Not Tradable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards! Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 9 Hat This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode. Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable )
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 93 Hat You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable )
The HDMI Patch
Level 58 Photograph Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
The Siberian Sophisticate #5154
Level 38 Shirt The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns. Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
Googly Gazer
Level 21 Hat Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Medi-Mask
Level 94 Mask As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Rogue's Col Roule #11245
Level 15 Apparel Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The RoBro 3000
Level 92 Robot The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
The Digit Divulger
Level 45 Gloves Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Soldier's Stogie
Level 32 Cigar Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Battery Bandolier
Level 66 Decorative Bombs For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
The Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 2 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 90 Pocket Buddy A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
The Surgeon's Side Satchel #1771
Level 55 Satchel This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield. Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Made Man
Level 32 A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
The Reindoonicorn #2294
Level 20 Balloon Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Fast Learner
Level 53 Shirt Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 15 Facial Hair Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 15 Facial Hair Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe. Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
The Idea Tube #6923
Level 15 Backpack This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it. Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
Pocket Medic #21516
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close. Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
Dr. Whoa #3249
Level 15 Shirt
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Dress Uniform #15583
Level 82 Uniform Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 2 Mystical Lamp Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze. Effect: Genteel Smoke
Security Shades
Level 42 Hat
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 35 Apparel It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 27 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Villain's Veil #6464
Level 1 Hat The good, the bad, and the dead.
Dr. Whoa #1985
Level 15 Shirt Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Dress Uniform #11529
Level 92 Uniform
The Cool Breeze
Level 92 Kilt Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #3790
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off. Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Prairie Heel Biters #192
Level 15 Spurs
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 43 Pipe In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes. Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"Lil' Bruce"
Level 62 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself! Crafted by Longfellowdeeds
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 68 Shoes Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 17 Cigar Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire. Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Brainiac Hairpiece #18624
Level 100 Facial Hair Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted. Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
Mecha-Medes
Level 95 Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes’ Flights of Fantasy #314
when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world,
met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a
half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Practitioner’s Processing Mask
Level 21 Fact: 70%% of the air you breathe was recently in someone’s butt.
This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a
gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 83 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
The Tuxxy
Level 4 Tuxedo The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
The Pocket Purrer #10087
Level 58 Satchel Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot. Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
The Steam Pipe
Level 65 Pipe Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses! Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Byte’d Beak
Level 81 Hat This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
The Merc's Muffler #2333
Level 71 Scarf The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 62 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 89 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 32 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 54 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 84 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Burning Bongos
Level 63 Bongos When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 27 Backpack Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
The Cremator's Conscience #914
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 72 Mask Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
The Rusty Reaper
Level 22 Hat Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 22 Hat These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Filamental
Level 70 Hat Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
The Last Breath #16831
Level 13 Hat
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 54 Hat Humorously vellicating vitreous.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparition's Aspect #14116
Level 13 Hat
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
The HazMat Headcase
Level 73 Hat This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 61 Hat This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 81 Hat This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 19 Hat This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 44 Hat This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 29 Hat This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 30 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 85 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 9 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 53 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Executioner
Level 79 Hat Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 83 Shoes From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 90 Apparel The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 41 Bones Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 33 Bones Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 72 Bones Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Power Up Canteen
Level 49 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Necronomicrown
Level 42 Hat Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable )
The Samson Skewer
Level 16 Cosmetic Knife The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
( Not Tradable )
The Bloodhound
Level 14 Hat Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
( Not Tradable )
The Dapper Disguise
Level 62 Mask Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
( Not Tradable )
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 33 Boots These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
( Not Tradable )
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 31 Hat Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
The Point and Shoot #14330
Level 10 Hat The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
The Crone's Dome
Level 98 Hat For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome. Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral). Killed Merasmus at level 120
( Not Tradable )
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge 'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician' Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat. This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat Express your disdain for the living. This is a special Halloween 2011 item Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
( Not Tradable )
The Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat Express your disdain for the living. This is a special Halloween 2011 item Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat Way way more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
The Beggar's Bazooka #12276
Level 4 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Huo-Long Heater #3681
Level 56 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Rescue Ranger
Level 45 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol #733
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
The Widowmaker #12983
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate. Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
The Splendid Screen #21189
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
"A DAMN GOOD COP"
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Mantreads #9716
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Unarmed Combat #2202
Level 81 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm... Crafted by Jiggly
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Flying Guillotine
Level 69 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Shahanshah #12934
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Disciplinary Action #7584
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Neon Annihilator #2074
Level 14 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits Crafted by SUNSPY™ S>UNUSUALS PAGE 1
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Lollichop
Level 25 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
"YE OLDE USELESS RL"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0 Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0 Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0 Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0 Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Invis Watch
Strange%s6 Invis Watch - Seconds Cloaked%s5: 0
Strange Invis Watch
Strange%s6 Invis Watch - Seconds Cloaked%s5: 0
Strange Invis Watch
Strange%s6 Invis Watch - Seconds Cloaked%s5: 0
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0 Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0 Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer