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Epic Eric
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Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Gift from: HM6 · bon
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: HM6 · bon
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
"The Translator's Trophy"
Level 20 Hat "100% epicness" Effect: Community Sparkle
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Max's Severed Head
Level 10 Hat Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 36 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat Way way more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2009 item
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 54 Hat
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable )
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 86 Hat You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable )
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 70 Hat This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode. Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 10 Hat Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards! Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine #TF_gunpointcoilhat
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Earbuds
Level 2 Hat OSX represent!
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it. Hire Date: December 19, 2009 (05:37:04 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge <no employment record found> Crafted by Epic Eric
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge 'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician' Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Giving
The Competent Contributor's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 3 The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 15 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 62 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
The Merc's Muffler
Level 71 Scarf The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Tux
Level 21 Mascot Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Power Up Canteen
Level 96 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
( Not Tradable )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 74 Hat Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 27 Hat Straight outta control point.
Bombing Run
Level 96 Hat Death from above!
The Milkman
Level 22 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Helm
Level 31 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Gift from: Epic Eric
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 28 Futuristic Sound Device Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete. taunt success sound (1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Wrap Battler
Level 42 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
B-ankh!
Level 82 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Futankhamun
Level 95 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Soda Popper #5023
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits Crafted by Epic Eric
Mildly Menacing Soda Popper
Mildly Menacing%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 50 Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Baby Face's Blaster #6213
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump Crafted by Epic Eric
"Lungmorph"
Level 5 Pistol "is it for sale"
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Winger #7393
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol #7030
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer Crafted by Epic Eric
The Flying Guillotine #555
Level 22 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits Crafted by Boabashir
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
Unarmed Combat #5707
Level 24 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm... Crafted by NathanExplosion_ESP
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 49 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 15 Hat This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Killer's Kabuto
Level 41 Hat A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 41 Hat This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 54 Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 94 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #8581
Level 21 Facial Hair Effect: Genteel Smoke Crafted by MrDoctorMan
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size Crafted by Epic Eric
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time Crafted by Epic Eric
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 18 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings Crafted by Epic Eric
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Uncharitable Market Gardener
Uncharitable%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 117 Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 61 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 2 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
"El Muchacho"
Level 85 Hat This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Napper's Respite
Level 19 Hat After a long day of burning scouts.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 46 Hat
The Attendant
Level 48 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
The HazMat Headcase
Level 80 Hat This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 7 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits Crafted by Epic Eric
Sufficiently Lethal Rainblower
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 198 Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Positively Inhumane Shotgun
Positively Inhumane%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 946
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Detonator #6082
Level 10 Flare Gun Alt-Fire: Detonate flare. +25% damage to self Crafted by Epic Eric
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot #2966
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty Crafted by Epic Eric
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Spectacularly Lethal Axtinguisher
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 341 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players Crafted by Epic Eric
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Somewhat Threatening Lollichop
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 76 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Neon Annihilator #3698
Level 35 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits Crafted by ۩Arcana_Benji۩
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 64 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 33 Hat
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 3 Hat
Demoman's Fro
Level 93 Hat
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 11 Hat
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces Crafted by Epic Eric
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Splendid Screen #2431
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer Crafted by Epic Eric
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 47 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable )
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Somewhat Threatening Half-Zatoichi
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 97 Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader #4708
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits Crafted by Epic Eric
Sufficiently Lethal Persian Persuader
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 207 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 61 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Hard Counter
Level 27 Hat You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Football Helmet
Level 35 Hat
The Capo's Capper
Level 96 Hat This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Security Shades
Level 92 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Can Opener
Level 9 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 26 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 10 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Positively Inhumane Minigun
Positively Inhumane%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 982
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Tomislav #6910
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed Crafted by Epic Eric
The Huo-Long Heater #8032
Level 92 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed Crafted by [RG]Thruf
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds Crafted by Epic Eric
The Family Business #1841
Level 10 Shotgun +33% clip size -15% damage penalty Crafted by Epic Eric
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice #1154
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +50% faster firing speed -60% damage penalty Crafted by Epic Eric
The Apoco-Fists #1733
Level 10 Fists Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully. Crafted by Epic Eric
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 39 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
The Brainiac Hairpiece #2155
Level 90 Facial Hair Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
The Idea Tube
Level 89 Backpack This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Buzz Killer
Level 61 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 48 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 76 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Uncharitable Frontier Justice
Uncharitable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 106 When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Widowmaker #6456
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo Crafted by Epic Eric
The Pomson 6000 #1992
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak Crafted by [HT] God Of Thunder
The Rescue Ranger
Level 2 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size Crafted by Epic Eric
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Short Circuit #11376
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits Crafted by Epic Eric
"THE GOLDEN WRENCH"
Level 1 Wrench
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
"WindBOT"
Level 15 Robot Arm "+100% chance to fix the Wiki" +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Gift from: Wind
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Eureka Effect #443
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings Crafted by Epic Eric
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 60 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Ze Goggles
Level 42 Glasses Nothing
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Einstein
Level 45 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 13 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Emerald Jarate
Level 9 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Crusader's Crossbow
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 26 Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Strange%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 0 Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Spectacularly Lethal Medi Gun
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 277 (Kill Assists%s3: 657)
Uncharitable%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 115 (Kill Assists%s3: 243) Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate. Crafted by Epic Eric
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 29 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 7 Hat Gone Snipin'.
Larrikin Robin
Level 9 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 58 Hat
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 82 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Sir Hootsalot
Level 94 If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Holy Hunter
Level 4 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 96 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 91 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
The Bazaar Bargain #5250
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20% Crafted by [SoBad]Dima
The Machina #27261
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds Crafted by Epic Eric
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot Crafted by Epic Eric
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Cozy Camper #441
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming Crafted by Epic Eric
The Cleaner's Carbine #653
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits Crafted by Epic Eric
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Wicked Nasty Bushwacka
Wicked Nasty%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 577 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah #6095
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max Crafted by Epic Eric
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 67 Hat They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Familiar Fez
Level 12 Hat
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 3 Hat "Merry Christmas and all that Fusion Jazz LOVE Nyaruko"
Level 5 Revolver Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Notably Dangerous L'Etranger
Notably Dangerous%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 166 +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
The Enforcer #4732
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed Crafted by KOS-MOS
The Diamondback #5425
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits Crafted by Epic Eric
The Red-Tape Recorder #1517
Level 2 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty Crafted by DustyPistol
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 11 Sapper Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work. sapper voice pak (1) sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise Crafted by Epic Eric
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Big Earner #2029
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer Crafted by Epic Eric
Wanga Prick #10335
Level 9 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise Crafted by Epic Eric
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
The Spy-cicle #10040
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds Crafted by Epic Eric
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Flying Guillotine
Level 55 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 66 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Neon Annihilator
Level 90 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
Gift from: nickcaval
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Lollichop
Level 25 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Gift from: Kalashnikov£
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Level 8 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch +100% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive Crafted by Epic Eric
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
The Lollichop
Level 1 - 100 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use