TF2 Backpack

Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item

Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item

Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item

Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap

Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...

Gift from: Nea

( Not Tradable )

Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.

Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.

RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code

Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.

( Not Tradable )

'Fish'

Level 1 Fishcake Fragment
It's packed with protein.

( Not Tradable )

Moustachium Bar

Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.

( Not Tradable )

Spacemetal Scrap

Level 1 Pin Fragment

( Not Tradable )

Strange Filter: Mann Manor (Community)

Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting
one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only
counting events on Mann Manor.

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Strange Filter: Offblast (Community)

Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality weapon and selecting
one of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only
counting events on Offblast.

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Allies Extinguished

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.

Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of buildings you destroy with that weapon.

Strange Part: Critical Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with critical hits from that
weapon.

Strange Part: Defender Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while they are carrying the
intel, pushing the cart, or capturing a point.

Strange Part: Demomen Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Demomen you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Domination Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you dominate by killing them with that
weapon.

Strange Part: Engineers Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Engineers you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Full Moon Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that
weapon.

Strange Part: Gib Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you gib with that weapon.

Strange Part: Halloween Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during the Halloween event.

Strange Part: Headshot Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of headshot kills you make with that weapon.

Strange Part: Heavies Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Heavies you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Cloaked Spies Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of spies you kill while they're invisible.

Strange Part: Kills While Explosive Jumping

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while airborne
from a rocket/stickyjump.

Strange Part: Kills While Übercharged

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while you're under the effect of
a Medic's Übercharge.

Strange Part: Low-Health Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10%
health.

Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.

Strange Part: Medics Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Medics you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Posthumous Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.

Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.

Strange Part: Pyros Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Revenge Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Robots Destroyed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.

Strange Part: Sappers Destroyed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemy sappers you destroy with it.

Strange Part: Scouts Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Scouts you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Snipers Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Soldiers Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.

Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.

Strange Part: Underwater Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while they are completely
submerged.

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #1

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #2

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #3

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #4

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #5

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #7

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #8

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #9

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #10

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #11

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #12

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #13

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #14

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #15

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #16

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #17

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #18

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #19

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #20

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #21

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #23

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #24

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #25

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #26

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #27

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #28

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #29

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #31

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #32

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #33

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #34

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #37

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #38

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #39

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #41

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #42

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #43

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #44

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #45

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #47

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #49

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #54

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57

Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #30

Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40

Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50

Description Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Name Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack

Backpack Expander

Level 52 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)

Stocking Stuffer Key

Level 5 Tool
Someone left this key in your best pair of fightin' socks.
It looks like it will open any festive or normal crate.

( Not Tradable )

Decal Tool

Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.

Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.

Indubitably Green

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Ye Olde Rustic Colour

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Australium Gold

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Aged Moustache Grey

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

A Distinctive Lack of Hue

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Pink as Hell

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

A Color Similar to Slate

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Drably Olive

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Zepheniah's Greed

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Dark Salmon Injustice

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

A Mann's Mint

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

After Eight

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Noble Hatter's Violet

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Color No. 216-190-216

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

A Deep Commitment to Purple

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Mann Co. Orange

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Muskelmannbraun

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Peculiarly Drab Tincture

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Radigan Conagher Brown

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Team Spirit

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items the color of your current team.

Operator's Overalls

Level 5 Tool

Waterlogged Lab Coat

Level 5 Tool

Balaclavas Are Forever

Level 5 Tool

An Air of Debonair

Level 5 Tool

The Value of Teamwork

Level 5 Tool

Cream Spirit

Level 5 Tool

Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints

Slot Token - Secondary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints

Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints

Slot Token - PDA2

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints

Something Special For Someone Special

Level 100 Ring
An eternal symbol of affection and commitment and approximately two
months salary.

Gift wrap this and give it to someone dear, giving them the
opportunity to accept your proposal and announce your happiness to the
whole world.

( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )

Antlers

Level 1 Hat
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.

Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )

Genuine Brütal Bouffant

Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.

Frontline Field Recorder

Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.

( Not Tradable )

Humanitarian's Hachimaki

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )

Benefactor's Kanmuri

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )

Magnanimous Monarch

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )

The Bolt Action Blitzer

Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.

( Not Tradable )

Haunted Crone's Dome

Level 54 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.

Genuine Company Man

Level 10 Hat

The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure

Level 53 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

( Not Tradable )

Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat

Haunted Executioner

Level 6 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)

A Rather Festive Tree

Level 4 Hat

The Full Head Of Steam

Level 52 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!

( Not Tradable )

The MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.

( Not Tradable )

Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable )

Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable )

Demoman Mask

Level 10 Hat

Engineer Mask

Level 10 Hat

Heavy Mask

Level 10 Hat

Medic Mask

Level 10 Hat

Pyro Mask

Level 10 Hat

Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat

Scout Mask

Level 10 Hat

Sniper Mask

Level 10 Hat

Soldier Mask

Level 10 Hat

Spy Mask

Level 10 Hat

The Skull Island Topper

Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).

( Not Tradable )

Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item

The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011

Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Voodoo Juju

Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item

Genuine That '70s Chapeau

Level 1 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.

Cheater's Lament

Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow

( Not Tradable )

Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.

Genuine Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.

Vintage Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.

The Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable )

Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )

The Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10 Hat

The Athletic Supporter

Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]

Vintage Modest Pile of Hat

Level 13 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.

Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 1 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.

Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.

Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.

Genuine Robot Chicken Hat

Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.

Genuine Cockfighter

Level 10 Hat
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.

Genuine Human Cannonball

Level 1 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.

The Spiral Sallet

Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.

( Not Tradable )

Summer Hat

Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Tough Stuff Muffs

Level 18 Hat
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.

Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 83 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.

Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect

Level 28 Hat
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.'
Beware the Cephalopod padlock.

( Not Tradable )

Genuine Point and Shoot

Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.

Max's Severed Head

Level 73 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.

Genuine Warsworn Helmet

Level 1 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.

The Ebenezer

Level 30 Hat
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.

The B.M.O.C.

Level 30 Hat
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!

The Brown Bomber

Level 95 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.

World Traveler's Hat

Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps

( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )

"Ghastlier Gibus"

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item

"Ghastlierest Gibus"

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item

"Ghastly Gibus"

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item

"Ghostly Gibus"

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item

Genuine Awesomenauts Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.

The Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death

( Not Tradable )

Haunted Boo Balloon

Level 20 Balloon

These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.

Genuine Heroic Companion Badge

Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.

( Not Tradable )

Genuine Croft's Crest

Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.

Haunted Dead Little Buddy

Level 20 Ghost

Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).

Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses

Genuine Whale Bone Charm

Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.

Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Dr. Grordbort's Crest

Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!

( Not Tradable )

Grizzled Veteran

Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
Hire Date: November 3, 2007 (12:50:08 GMT)

( Not Tradable )

Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin

Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.

Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.

Genuine Fortune Hunter

Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.

The Spirit Of Giving

The%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 0
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

( Not Tradable )

Professor Speks

Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.

( Not Tradable )

Genuine Hitt Mann Badge

Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.

Barely-Melted Capacitor

Level 1 Ash
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?

Genuine Merc Medal

Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.

Tux

Level 24 Mascot
Linux represent!

( Not Tradable )

Operation Steel Trap Badge

Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.

( Not Tradable )

Operation Mecha Engine Badge

Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.

( Not Tradable )

Operation Oil Spill Badge

Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.

( Not Tradable )

Earbuds

Level 10 Hat
OSX represent!

The Balloonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

Genuine Balloonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

The Reindoonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

The RoBro 3000

Level 58 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge

Pyrovision Goggles

Level 49 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland

( Not Tradable )

Vintage Pyrovision Goggles

Level 60 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno

Genuine Atomic Accolade

Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.

Genuine Bolgan Family Crest

Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.

Resurrection Associate Pin

Level 13 Badge

Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern

Level 98 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.

Genuine Mark of the Saint

Level 20 Badge

Genuine Marxman

Level 1 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.

SpaceChem Pin

Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>

Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

( Not Tradable )

Genuine Triple A Badge

Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a
badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on
there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well.
Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind.
Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.

Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

( Not Tradable )

License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

( Not Tradable )

The Tuxxy

Level 56 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.

Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut

Level 20 Ghost

Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.

Smissmas Wreath

Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.

Genuine Vigilant Pin

Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.

Pile o' Gifts

Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to up to 23 other people on the server!

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Secret Saxton

Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Halloween Goodie Cauldron

Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.

( Not Tradable )

Manniversary Package

Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.

This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.

Noise Maker - Banshee

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Black Cat

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Bell

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )

Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )

Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Fireworks

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Noise Maker - Gremlin

Level 5 Party Favor

Genuine Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Stabby

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

( Not Tradable )

Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Werewolf

Level 5 Party Favor

Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

Noise Maker - Witch

Level 5 Party Favor

Genuine Shred Alert

Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!

Mann Co. Store Package

Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!

Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.

Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.

( Not Tradable )

Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Power Up Canteen

Level 10 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds

( Not Tradable )

Class Token - Scout

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

The Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits

Strange Soda Popper

Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits

The Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

Strange Shortstop

Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

The Vintage Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size

Strange Force-A-Nature

Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size

Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump

Strange Baby Face's Blaster

Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump

Strange Scattergun

Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0

Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II

Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0

Festive Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun

Strange Festive Scattergun

Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0

Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

Strange Mad Milk

Strange%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 0
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

The Flying Guillotine

Level 57 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits

Genuine Flying Guillotine

Level 1 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits

The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?

( Not Tradable )

The Vintage Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?

Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box

Vintage Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.

Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

Strange Pistol

Strange%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 0

The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size

The Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players

Strange Atomizer

Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players

The Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty

Strange Wrap Assassin

Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty

The Bat Outta Hell

Level 5

The Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.

Strange Boston Basher

Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.

The Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer

The Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Genuine Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty

Genuine Ham Shank

Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.

Genuine Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.

The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Strange Holy Mackerel

Strange%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 0
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Genuine Freedom Staff

Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.

Unarmed Combat

Level 81
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Vintage Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer

Strange Sandman

Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer

The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan

Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty

Strange Bat

Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0

Strange Festive Bat

Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0

Flipped Trilby

Level 88 Hat

Genuine Cross-Comm Express

Level 1 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.

The Void Monk Hair

Level 1 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.

Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 21 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?

The Hanger-On Hood

Level 72 Hat
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.

Haunted Wrap Battler

Level 1 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Superfan

Level 10 Hat

The Fed-Fightin' Fedora

Level 2 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.

Vintage Bonk Helm

Level 88 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.

Vintage Batter's Helmet

Level 52 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!

Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 63 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!

Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 26 Hat
Straight outta control point.

Bombing Run

Level 28 Hat
Death from above!

Genuine Hero's Tail

Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.

The Backwards Ballcap

Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.

The Hermes

Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!

Vintage Whoopee Cap

Level 78 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.

The Big Elfin Deal

Level 30 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.

The Milkman

Level 40 Hat

Genuine El Jefe

Level 10 Hat

Genuine Wilson Weave

Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!

Genuine Crafty Hair

Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.

Bonk Boy

Level 32 Hat

Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots

Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.

Flunkyware

Level 44 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.

The Flight of the Monarch

Level 37 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.

Haunted B-ankh!

Level 11 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Futankhamun

Level 59 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul

The Long Fall Loafers

Level 39 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.

( Not Tradable )

The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel

Dillinger's Duffel

Level 58 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)

The Bootie Time

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way

Flip-Flops

Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Lucky No. 42

Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!

Genuine Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.

The Fast Learner

Level 74 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!

The Track Terrorizer

Level 16 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.

Genuine Triad Trinket

Level 1 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."

Genuine Champ Stamp

Level 1 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.

Haunted Spooky Shoes

Level 15 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.

Haunted Spooky Sleeves

Level 13 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!

The Digit Divulger

Level 48 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.

Genuine Tomb Wrapper

Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.

Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars

Level 1 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.

Class Token - Sniper

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

The Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%

Strange Bazaar Bargain

Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%

Genuine AWPer Hand

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.

Genuine Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds

Strange Machina

Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds

The Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot

The Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits

Strange Sydney Sleeper

Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits

The Vintage Huntsman

Level 10 Bow

Strange Sniper Rifle

Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0

Festive Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Strange Festive Sniper Rifle

Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0

The Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming

Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer

The Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits

Vintage Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

Strange Jarate

Strange%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 0
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

The Vintage Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt

Strange Razorback

Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 0
Blocks a single backstab attempt

The Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max

The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

Strange Bushwacka

Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty

Strange Tribalman's Shiv

Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty

Genuine Lone Star

Level 1 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.

The Bloodhound

Level 37 Hat
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.

( Not Tradable )

Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat

Crocleather Slouch

Level 44 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.

Desert Marauder

Level 82 Hat

Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 59 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.

Haunted Holy Hunter

Level 59 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Genuine Bushman's Boonie

Level 1 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.

Larrikin Robin

Level 41 Hat

Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 11 Hat

Liquidator's Lid

Level 1 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.

Vintage Trophy Belt

Level 77 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.

Vintage Master's Yellow Belt

Level 88 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.

Vintage Professional's Panama

Level 55 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.

The Fruit Shoot

Level 16 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.

Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 15 Hat
Gone Snipin'.

Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi

Level 54 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.

Genuine Sydney Straw Boat

Level 1 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!

The Flamingo Kid

Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.

( Not Tradable )

The Cold Killer

Level 17 Hat
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.

Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.

Genuine Doublecross-Comm

Level 1 Hat
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.

Genuine Deadliest Duckling

Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.

Haunted Silver Bullets

Level 70 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Garlic Flank Stake

Level 75 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul

Haunted Sir Hootsalot

Level 2
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.

The Koala Compact

Level 71 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!

Genuine Steel Songbird

Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?

The Mutton Mann

Level 43 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.

Villain's Veil

Level 47 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.

Class Token - Soldier

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time

The Beggar's Bazooka

Level 18 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers

The Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size

Strange Liberty Launcher

Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size

The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size

Strange Black Box

Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size

Genuine Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher

The Vintage Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius

Strange Direct Hit

Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius

Strange Rocket Launcher

Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0

Festive Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher

Strange Festive Rocket Launcher

Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0

The Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase

The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on

Strange Mantreads

Strange%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 0
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on

The Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size

Strange Reserve Shooter

Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size

Genuine Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings

Genuine Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing

The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

The Vintage Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.

The Vintage Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps

Strange Shotgun

Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0

The Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty

The Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits

Strange Market Gardener

Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits

Genuine Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.

Strange Half-Zatoichi

Strange%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 0
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.

The Vintage Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use

Strange Equalizer

Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use

The Vintage Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer

Strange Pain Train

Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer

The Vintage Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use

Strange Escape Plan

Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use

Strange Shovel

Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0

Armored Authority

Level 10 Hat

Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.

Defiant Spartan

Level 87 Hat

Genuine Doe-Boy

Level 1 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!

The Helmet Without a Home

Level 99 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.

Exquisite Rack

Level 45 Hat

Furious Fukaamigasa

Level 18 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.

Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet

Level 1 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.

Genuine Chief Constable

Level 1 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.

Genuine Hero's Hachimaki

Level 1 Hat

Honcho's Headgear

Level 2 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)

Haunted Idiot Box

Level 93 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Genuine Battle Bob

Level 1 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.

Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 36 Hat

Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 74 Hat

The Lucky Shot

Level 31 Hat
Let's see you do that again, Private.

Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat

Dr's Dapper Topper

Level 96 Hat

Vintage Soldier's Stash

Level 86 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.

Vintage Stainless Pot

Level 57 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.

The Tin Pot

Level 19 Hat
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).

Vintage Tyrant's Helm

Level 10 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.

Chieftain's Challenge

Level 83 Hat

Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 6 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.

The Hat With No Name

Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.

Vintage Killer's Kabuto

Level 36 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.

Stout Shako

Level 14 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.

The War Pig

Level 87 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.

The Team Captain

Level 53 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'

Grenadier's Softcap

Level 25 Hat

Lumbricus Lid

Level 1 Hat

Haunted Zipperface

Level 67 Hat

"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!

The All-Father

Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!

Haunted Bonedolier

Level 24 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.

The Captain's Cocktails

Level 16 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!

Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 18 Uniform

Haunted Steel Pipes

Level 85 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Shoestring Budget

Level 67 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul

Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe

Level 91 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke

Pocket Medic

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.

Genuine Professor's Pineapple

Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.

The Ornament Armament

Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.

Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Medal no. 3425

The Kringle Collection

Level 85 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.

Genuine Menpo

Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!

Class Token - Demoman

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer

The Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer

The Vintage Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces

The Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces

Strange Grenade Launcher

Strange%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 0

The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer

The Vintage Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer

Strange Chargin' Targe

Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer

The Vintage Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time

Strange Scottish Resistance

Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time

Strange Stickybomb Launcher

Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0

The Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase

Festive Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher

Strange Festive Stickybomb Launcher

Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0

The Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer

Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 18 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

The Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits

Strange Persian Persuader

Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 0
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits

The Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!

The Vintage Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits

Strange Ullapool Caber

Strange%s6 Stick Bomb - Kills%s5: 0
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits

The Vintage Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

Strange Eyelander

Strange%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 0
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer

Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter

Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer

Strange Bottle

Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0

Genuine Bolgan

Level 1 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.

Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.

Vintage Demoman's Fro

Level 26 Hat

Vintage Glengarry Bonnet

Level 10 Hat

Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 81 Hat

Carouser's Capotain

Level 91 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.

Genuine Samur-Eye

Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war

Vintage Hustler's Hallmark

Level 11 Hat

Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 65 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'

Vintage Tippler's Tricorne

Level 40 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.

Sober Stuntman

Level 79 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.

The Grenadier Helm

Level 1 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.

Haunted Hair of the Dog

Level 57 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.

Private Eye

Level 86 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.

Reggaelator

Level 43 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.

Scotch Bonnet

Level 8 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!

Sultan's Ceremonial

Level 36 Hat

Tam O' Shanter

Level 100 Hat

Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 38 Hat

Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!

Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)

Level 41 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.

Genuine Blind Justice

Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!

The Battery Bandolier

Level 22 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].

The Bearded Bombardier

Level 4 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

Aladdin's Private Reserve

Level 79 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke

The Bird-Man of Aberdeen

Level 93
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!

The Snapped Pupil

Level 40 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?

Haunted Scottish Snarl

Level 96 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Pickled Paws

Level 98 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul

The Cool Breeze

Level 54 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.

Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

( Not Tradable )

Genuine King of Scotland Cape

Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.

Class Token - Medic

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

Vintage Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer

Strange Crusader's Crossbow

Strange%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 0
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer

The Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty

Strange Overdose

Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 0
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty

The Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer

Strange Blutsauger

Strange%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer

Strange Syringe Gun

Strange%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 0

The Vintage Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance

Strange Kritzkrieg

Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Kill Assists%s5: 0
(Ubers%s3: 0)
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance

The Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects

Strange Quick-Fix

Strange%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects

The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.

Strange Medi Gun

Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)

Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)

Festive Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun

Strange Festive Medi Gun

Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)

The Vintage Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates

The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health

The Vintage Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed

Strange Ubersaw

Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed

The Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer

Strange Bonesaw

Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0

Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 9 Hat

Genuine Combat Medic's Crusher Cap

Level 1 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.

( Not Tradable )

Doctor's Sack

Level 29 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.

German Gonzila

Level 48 Hat

Grimm Hatte

Level 96 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.

Haunted Einstein

Level 60 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 92 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.

Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 11 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.

Vintage Vintage Tyrolean

Level 72 Hat

Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 96 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.

Genuine Geisha Boy

Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair

Vintage Ze Goggles

Level 47 Glasses
Nothing

The Surgeon's Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!

Genuine Planeswalker Helm

Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.

The Gentleman's Ushanka

Level 3 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.

Medic's Mountain Cap

Level 100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'

Genuine Archimedes

Level 19
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.

Blighted Beak

Level 1 Hat

Der Wintermantel

Level 68 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.

Doc's Holiday

Level 88 Apparel
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd
most like to embody while on vacation.

Haunted Dr. Gogglestache

Level 85 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Emerald Jarate

Level 33 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul

Medi-Mask

Level 58 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.

Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 36 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.

Couvre Corner

Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.

Genuine Quadwrangler

Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!

Genuine Scrap Pack

Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.

Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.

Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Class Token - Heavy

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

The Vintage Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed

Strange Brass Beast

Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed

Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable )

Genuine Huo-Long Heater

Level 1 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed

Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed

Strange Tomislav

Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed

Vintage Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time

Strange Natascha

Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time

Strange Minigun

Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0

Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0

Festive Minigun

Level 1 Minigun

Strange Festive Minigun

Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0

The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?

The Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty

Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

The Vintage Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box

The Vintage Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

Genuine Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.

The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty

The Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch

The Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage

The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed

Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing

Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed

Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty

Strange Gloves of Running Urgently

Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty

The Vintage Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer

Strange Fists

Strange%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 0

The Big Chief

Level 11 Hat

Brock's Locks

Level 83 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.

Cadaver's Cranium

Level 31 Hat

The Capo's Capper

Level 47 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.

Genuine Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap

Level 1 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.

( Not Tradable )

Copper's Hard Top

Level 34 Hat

Coupe D'isaster

Level 15 Hat

Genuine Dragonborn Helmet

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.

Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara

Level 97 Hat

Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.

The Carl

Level 90 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!

Vintage Football Helmet

Level 18 Hat

Vintage Tough Guy's Toque

Level 70 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.

Vintage Officer's Ushanka

Level 34 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.

The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag

Level 94 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.

The Vintage Hound Dog

Level 94 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.

The Outdoorsman

Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.

The Gym Rat

Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.

The Soviet Gentleman

Level 37 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"

Pugilist's Protector

Level 42 Hat

Genuine Dread Knot

Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair

Hard Counter

Level 45 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.

Haunted Can Opener

Level 4 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Magnificent Mongolian

Level 49 Hat

Genuine Pilotka

Level 10 Hat

Genuine Pounding Father

Level 1 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.

Genuine War Head

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.

Dealer's Visor

Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.

Security Shades

Level 9 Hat

Genuine Purity Fist

Level 10

Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings

Level 51 Apparel

Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.

Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu

Level 67 Apparel

Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.

Aqua Flops

Level 39 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?

The Hunger Force

Level 14 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!

The Toss-Proof Towel

Level 52 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.

The Apparatchik's Apparel

Level 59 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.

Heavy's Hockey Hair

Level 42 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.

Genuine Siberian Sophisticate

Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.

Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up

Level 5 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers

Level 93 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul

Large Luchadore

Level 3 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.

Genuine Cold War Luchador

Level 10 Hat
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.

The Samson Skewer

Level 62 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.

( Not Tradable )

The Sandvich Safe

Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.

The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun

Level 80 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!

Class Token - Pyro

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

The Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits

The Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

Strange Rainblower

Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

The Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty

Strange Degreaser

Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty

The Vintage Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost

Strange Backburner

Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost

Strange Flame Thrower

Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0

Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0

Festive Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower

Strange Festive Flame Thrower

Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0

The Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits

The Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty

The Vintage Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun

Strange Flare Gun

Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 0

Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self

Strange Detonator

Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self

The Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer

Strange Back Scratcher

Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 0
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer

The Lollichop

Level 68 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

Strange Lollichop

Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players

Genuine Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players

The Neon Annihilator

Level 57 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits

Genuine Neon Annihilator

Level 1 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits

The Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active

Strange Powerjack

Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active

The Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit

The Vintage Axtinguisher

Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players

Strange Axtinguisher

Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players

Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty

The Vintage Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players

Strange Homewrecker

Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players

Connoisseur's Cap

Level 24 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...

The DethKapp

Level 96 Hat
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!

Hottie's Hoodie

Level 17 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.

Haunted Blazing Bull

Level 53 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Genuine Person in the Iron Mask

Level 1 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.

Madame Dixie

Level 53 Hat

The Necronomicrown

Level 49 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.

( Not Tradable )

Prancer's Pride

Level 10 Hat

Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 79 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.

Vintage Brigade Helm

Level 74 Hat

Vintage Pyro's Beanie

Level 6 Hat

Napper's Respite

Level 1 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.

Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 3 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.

Old Guadalajara

Level 72 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.

The Little Buddy

Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.

Vintage Vintage Merryweather

Level 3 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.

Pyromancer's Mask

Level 63 Hat

Handyman's Handle

Level 43 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.

Stately Steel Toe

Level 67 Hat

The Triclops

Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!

( Not Tradable )

The Attendant

Level 13 Hat

Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.

Haunted Wraith Wrap

Level 2 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.

Genuine Area 451

Level 1 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.

Genuine Russian Rocketeer

Level 1 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!

Haunted Coffin Kit

Level 100 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.

The Tribal Bones

Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.

Haunted Fallen Angel

Level 61 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Tail From the Crypt

Level 99 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul

The Jingle Belt

Level 20 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way

Vintage Foster's Facade

Level 1 Hat

Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf

Level 1 Hat

Nose Candy

Level 56 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!

Haunted Plutonidome

Level 14 Hat

It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.

The Pyrotechnic Tote

Level 71 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?

The Pyrotechnic Tote

Level 98 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?

The Burning Bongos

Level 61 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

The HazMat Headcase

Level 12 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.

Vintage Whiskered Gentleman

Level 45 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.

Otto