Level 68 Apparel "Boom! Look how puffy this vest is, dummy! I sent the last one back.
Not. Puffy. Enough."
"Dqz's First Hat"
Level 9 Hat "Fraggin' since 2009"
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 35 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
The Hurt Locher
Level 51 Apparel Everyone likes to watch their enemies blow up. But if you're close
enough to get a really good look, you'll blow up too. It is life's
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 85 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 45 Facial Hair Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 95 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Level 53 Hat The good, the bad, and the dead.
The Business Casual
Level 51 Shirt It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
"True Hero's Hachimaki"
Level 10 Hat Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Kringle Collection
Level 65 Coat Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 57 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Level 10 Armband Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Level 1 Science Project This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 50 Shoes Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
Level 31 Hat Express your undying hatred for the living. This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Hale's Own Scattergun
%s7Hale's Own%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 26083 "On Hit: Meatshot 8). On Miss: Meatshot yourself. Idiot. 8(" Exorcism Killstreaks Active
"Raw Kit Law-n-Chair"
%s7Hale's Own%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 47004 "It's not rocket science" Exorcism Killstreaks Active
%s7Hale's Own%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 23614 "You take the blue pill.. You take the red pill.. All I'm offering is
the truth." Exorcism
Hale's Own Minigun
%s7Hale's Own%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 16561 Killstreaks Active
Uncharitable Rescue Ranger
%s7Uncharitable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 129 Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (1099956224) Self mark for death when hauling buildings -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage
based on distance traveled
This weapon will reload automatically when not active No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Hale's Own Sniper Rifle
%s7Hale's Own%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 8565 Killstreaks Active
%s7Server-Clearing%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 4022 Crits on headshot -15% damage penalty -20% slower firing speed No random critical hits
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life. Medal no. 2145
Mildly Menacing Winger
%s7Mildly Menacing%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 67 +15% damage bonus +25% greater jump height when active -60% clip size
Hale's Own Shotgun
%s7Hale's Own%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 18185 "Madness Combat" Killstreaks Active
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun This weapon will reload when not active 100% critical hit vs burning players
Hale's Own Stickybomb Launcher
%s7Hale's Own%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 17770 "Because a Demoman is not one without one" Exorcism Killstreaks Active
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Rage-Inducing Medi Gun
%s7Rage-Inducing%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 1568 (Kill Assists%s3: 6172)
%s7Epic%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 7264 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Hale's Own Knife
%s7Hale's Own%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 16033
Level 54 Special Taunt This is a group taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt
Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Somewhat Threatening Boston Basher
%s7Somewhat Threatening%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 98 On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Hale's Own Escape Plan
%s7Hale's Own%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 11593 Move speed increases as the user becomes injured When weapon is active: -90% less healing from Medic sources You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Level 5 Sledgehammer +25 health restored on kill +15% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe This weapon has a large melee range +20% damage bonus When weapon is active: 15% slower move speed on wearer
Mildly Menacing Gloves of Running Urgently
%s7Mildly Menacing%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 59 +30% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Level 15 Wrench Construction hit speed boost increased by 30% +15% faster firing speed 20% slower repair rate -25% damage penalty
%s7Rage-Inducing%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 1684 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer No random critical hits
Hale's Own Dead Ringer
%s7Hale's Own%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 12692 +40% cloak duration +50% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Feign Death. Leave a fake corpse on taking damage and temporarily gain invisibility, speed and damage resistance. -50% cloak meter when Feign Death is activated No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
Level 76 Grenade Launcher Grenades have very little bounce and roll -15% explosion radius
The Iron Bomber
Level 17 Grenade Launcher Grenades have very little bounce and roll -15% explosion radius
The Quickiebomb Launcher
Level 31 Stickybomb Launcher -0.2 sec faster bomb arm time Max charge time decreased by 50% Up to +25% damage based on charge Able to destroy enemy stickybombs Stickybombs fizzle 2 seconds after landing -25% clip size -15% damage penalty