Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: › Kelly Kapowski |PYi6|
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: RNC1839
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: Calcifer
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: em_c
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: › Mr_myagi
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: › Thronn
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: › RandomExpletive
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: em_c
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: (P4X)pokeuser12 #puffwuffs
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: › Virgo |Mi6|
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: Yazorock (Flim)
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: snozberry
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: Fishmonger
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: › Klobber 叔叔 |GoS|
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: › Klobber 叔叔 |GoS|
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: em_c
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: ⁷ꜝGeek
The Bot Dogger
Level 98 Hat It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Gift from: Yazorock (Flim)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Gift from: › kitties |MOB|
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Gift from: Fishmonger
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: funz
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: em_c
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: 喵 Nothin|Falcon|MOB|
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: › RandomExpletive
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: › Dr. Doip
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: Calcifer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: BASSOONISTFROMHELL
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: (P4X)pokeuser12 #puffwuffs
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: › Virgo |Mi6|
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: › Mr_myagi
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Gift from: snozberry
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Gift from: funz
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Gift from: em_c
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Gift from: › kitties |MOB|
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Gift from: em_c
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Gift from: The Melon Lord *qt* #ringme!
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Gift from: › Klobber 叔叔 |GoS|
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds Crafted by infcoen
Strange Part: Domination Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you dominate by killing them with that
weapon.
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Power Up Canteen
Level 31 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Power Up Canteen #158239
Level 44 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds Crafted by bala *qt*
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Mildly Menacing Atomizer
Mildly Menacing%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 50 Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Strange Boston Basher
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 2 On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Bat
Unremarkable%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 22
Unremarkable Bat
Unremarkable%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 22
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Somewhat Threatening Bottle
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 72
Uncharitable Bottle
Uncharitable%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 125
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Flying Guillotine
Level 3 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Gift from: Johhan
Spectacularly Lethal Bushwacka
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 316 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Gift from: Dracula ☂
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Truly Feared Tribalman's Shiv
Truly Feared%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 232 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Lollichop
Level 35 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 1 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Gift from: Hmm?
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
Gift from: Like like sweater
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Unremarkable Back Scratcher
Unremarkable%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 11 +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Level 2 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable Killing Gloves of Boxing
Unremarkable%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 12 On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Gift from: Cu Chulainn
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings Crafted by Tomi
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Jarate
Strange%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 0 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Gift from: Hagabao v2.o
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Scarcely Lethal Spy-cicle
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 25 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Notably Dangerous Knife
Notably Dangerous%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 155
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Gift from: ion
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Gift from: ion
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Unremarkable%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 15 (Kill Assists%s3: 44)
"patience"
Positively Inhumane%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 947 (Kill Assists%s3: 2078)
Uncharitable Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Uncharitable%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 105 (Kill Assists%s3: 169)
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
"Kristine"
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 13 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 27 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 76 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Scarcely Lethal Tomislav
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 32 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Somewhat Threatening Pistol
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 94
Uncharitable Pistol
Uncharitable%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 123
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 21 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 24 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 34 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0 Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Hale's Own Scattergun
Hale's Own%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 18648
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Australian Shotgun
Australian%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 8367
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Gift from: fstr.James Francos inner thighs
Notably Dangerous Market Gardener
Notably Dangerous%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 152 Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Gift from: twsd «+»
The Neon Annihilator
Level 10 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Neon Annihilator
Level 16 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 62 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 82 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Strange Neon Annihilator
Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 0 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unremarkable Sydney Sleeper
Unremarkable%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 10 On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Australian Sniper Rifle
Australian%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 8183 "To my biggest fan!!!"
Gift from: Enrique εїз Iglesias
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 32 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 92 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 0 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Gore-Spattered Eyelander
Gore-Spattered%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 404 This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Somewhat Threatening Overdose
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 75 Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Exorcizor
Level 72 Apparel The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 34 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 37 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco! Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Wraith Wrap
Level 93 Apparel The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
The Purity Fist #9797
Level 10 Crafted by bala *qt*
The Coffin Kit
Level 79 Backpack Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Idea Tube
Level 73 Backpack This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 22 Backpack Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland taunt success sound (2) Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge 'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician' Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 6 Badge This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 7 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 2 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 5 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 80 Decorative Bombs Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 100 Futuristic Sound Device Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete. taunt success sound (1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 57 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 3 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 47 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Can Opener
Level 45 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Can Opener
Level 86 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 55 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 17 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 54 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Fallen Angel
Level 26 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 65 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Futankhamun
Level 74 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 89 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shoestring Budget
Level 94 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Flair!
Level 20 Flair! Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Practitioner’s Processing Mask
Level 75 Fact: 70%% of the air you breathe was recently in someone’s butt.
This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a
gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
The Marxman
Level 71 Glasses Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Big Country
Level 100 Hat It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome. Crafted by bala *qt*
( Not Tradable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
The Bubble Pipe #44
Level 68 Hat Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space. Effect: Genteel Smoke Crafted by bala *qt*
( Not Tradable )
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable )
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 28 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 32 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat Way way more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Haunted Executioner
Level 48 Hat Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 18 Hat You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
Googly Gazer
Level 63 Hat Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 59 Hat
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable )
The Spine-Twisting Skull
Level 31 Hat Express your discontent with the living. This is a special Halloween 2011 item Crafted by bala *qt*
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 12 Hat His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
The U-clank-a
Level 22 Hat Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
The U-clank-a
Level 44 Hat Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 60 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Officer's Ushanka
Level 16 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
The Infernal Impaler #48
Level 13 Hat Crafted by EricirE
Large Luchadore #14284
Level 78 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it. Crafted by {OTD} buny
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1 Hat Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 53 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 76 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 27 Hat
Gift from: Kabuto
( Not Tradable )
"Lily"
Level 20 Hat "..."
( Not Tradable )
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 10 Hat This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 73 Hat This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 6 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 4 Hat Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 55 Hat Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
"GATOR HELL"
Level 33 Hat Effect: Burning Flames
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 10 Hat Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
The Bunsen Brave
Level 24 Hat Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 72 Hat These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Metal Slug
Level 57 Hat They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there’s just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Letch's LED
Level 13 Hat Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Letch's LED
Level 33 Hat Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Batter's Helmet
Level 15 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
The Human Cannonball
Level 69 Hat Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Professional's Panama
Level 92 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stainless Pot
Level 80 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 46 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
"From Kirby with <3"
Level 36 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup. Crafted by Concordia
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 13 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Unusual Killer's Kabuto
Level 66 Hat A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket. Effect: Steaming
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 59 Hat These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Fancy Fedora
Level 62 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
The Stealth Steeler
Level 55 Hat Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tam O' Shanter
Level 98 Hat
The Team Captain #21551
Level 18 Hat Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!' Crafted by Wionsa
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 56 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Vox Diabolus #539
Level 67 Hat With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something. Crafted by bala *qt*
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards! Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Tux
Level 34 Mascot Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 99 Mask Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
The Triad Trinket
Level 2 Necklace Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Steam Pipe
Level 50 Pipe Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses! Effect: Genteel Smoke
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close.
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 50 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Unremarkable Chargin' Targe
Unremarkable%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 12 Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes Show balls who is the boss.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 4 Shoes From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 54 Shoes Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
The Champ Stamp
Level 78 Tattoos Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal UGC 6vs6 League Season 11
( Not Tradable )
Genuine UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Steel
Level 1 Tournament Medal UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
Genuine UGC Highlander 3rd Place Iron
Level 1 Tournament Medal UGC Highlander League Season 8
( Not Tradable )
Genuine UGC Highlander Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal UGC Highlander League Season 8
( Not Tradable )
Genuine UGC Highlander 2nd Place Silver
Level 1 Tournament Medal UGC Highlander League Season 9
( Not Tradable )
Der Wintermantel
Level 49 Apparel This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: funz
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: The Melon Lord *qt* #ringme!
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Gift from: ⁷ꜝGeek
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Gift from: ⁷ꜝGeek
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: i want to be a cat :3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
The Lollichop
Level 1 - 100 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 - 100 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Deflector
Level 1 Minigun
The AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Ap-Sap
Level 1 - 100 Sapper Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work. sapper voice pak (1) sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
The Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 - 100 Invis Watch A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
The Memory Maker
Level 50 Camera The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in
film. Other memories—like that time you fractured some jerk
Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera—will live on forever in your
heart.
( Not Tradable )
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 1 Minigun
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 1 Knife
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 1 Wrench
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 1 Medi Gun
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 1 Scattergun
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 1 Minigun
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 1 Knife
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 1 Medi Gun
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 1 Scattergun
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Rescue Ranger
Level 1 - 100 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Level 5 Pork Product This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Demoman's Fro
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Mining Light
Level 1 - 100 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
Football Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 1 - 100 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Batter's Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Trophy Belt
Level 1 - 100 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Soldier's Stash
Level 1 - 100 Hat This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Fancy Fedora
Level 1 - 100 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 1 - 100 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Engineer's Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Officer's Ushanka
Level 1 - 100 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 1 - 100 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Stainless Pot
Level 1 - 100 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 1 - 100 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Camera Beard
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 1 - 100 Hat We can't pronounce it either.
Brigade Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Bonk Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 1 - 100 Hat Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 1 - 100 Hat For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Professional's Panama
Level 1 - 100 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 1 - 100 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1 - 100 Hat Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat Way way more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 1 - 100 Hat His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 1 - 100 Hat Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded. Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
J.Axer's Dapper Topper
Level 1 - 100 Hat First Place Winner, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable )
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 1 - 100 Hat A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Amber's Rad As All Hell Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat First Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 1 - 100 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Uncle Sam
Level 1 - 100 Hat Second Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable )
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 1 - 100 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Hound Dog
Level 1 - 100 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 1 - 100 Hat They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Hotrod
Level 1 - 100 Hat Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat Straight outta control point.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 1 - 100 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Killer's Kabuto
Level 1 - 100 Hat A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 1 - 100 Hat Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Max's Severed Head
Level 1 - 100 Hat Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Whoopee Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Ze Goggles
Level 1 - 100 Glasses Nothing
Safe'n'Sound
Level 1 - 100 Hat It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 1 - 100 Hat Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 1 - 100 Hat Because real espionage is an artform.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 1 - 100 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 1 - 100 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 1 - 100 Hat It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
The Attendant
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 1 - 100 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
The Milkman
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Familiar Fez
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Lumbricus Lid
Level 10 Hat
Pugilist's Protector
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Old Guadalajara
Level 1 - 100 Hat This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Napper's Respite
Level 1 - 100 Hat After a long day of burning scouts.
Bombing Run
Level 1 - 100 Hat Death from above!
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 1 - 100 Hat The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.