Level 26 Hat You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
%s7Face-Melting%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1190 Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
Truly Feared Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
%s7Truly Feared%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 250 On Hit: Gain up to +3 health Wearer never takes falling damage When weapon is active: -25% slower firing speed 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 11 Hat A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Level 1 Mask Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
The Shogun's Shoulder Guard
Level 76 Cosmetic Armor "The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the
state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun.
This shoulder is CLOSED!"
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun On Hit: Builds Boost Run speed increased with Boost 10% slower move speed on wearer Boost reduced on air jumps Boost reduced when hit -34% clip size
%s7Server-Clearing%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 3594 Sheen: 1 Killstreaks Active
Sufficiently Lethal Baby Face's Blaster
%s7Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 215 On Hit: Builds Boost Run speed increased with Boost Sheen: 3 Killstreaks Active 10% slower move speed on wearer Boost reduced on air jumps Boost reduced when hit -34% clip size
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun "time for nature to take its corse" Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players, sets them on fire and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings Cannot be crit boosted
Level 98 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation No ammo from dispensers when active
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
Level 1 Peppergun Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense. +20% bonus healing from all sources When weapon is active: Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
Gore-Spattered Mad Milk
%s7Gore-Spattered%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 494 Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Also handy for putting out a fire.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Level 5 Sashimono Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage. +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack -25% clip size
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit -75% damage penalty
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus +25% greater jump height when active -60% clip size
The Flying Guillotine
Level 99 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Level 1 Bat
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Bat Outta Hell
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured When weapon is active: -90% less healing from Medic sources You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured When weapon is active: -90% less healing from Medic sources
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
The Mair Mask
Level 64 Hat Comes with a full can of MAIR, Mann Co.'s air substitute! One part
nitrogen, no parts oxygen, NINE parts electrolytes—Mair gives
regular air a kick in the pants for manly lungs on the go.
Level 1 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy. Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun This weapon will reload when not active 100% critical hit vs burning players
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun This weapon will reload automatically when not active. 100% mini-crits vs burning players Flare knocks back target on hit and explodes when it hits the ground. Increased knock back on burning players -35% self damage force -35% damage penalty
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -34% clip size
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (1096810496) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits -6 max pipebombs out Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hits burning players from behind. Mini-crits burning players from the front. -50% damage vs non-burning players No random critical hits
Level 5 Sledgehammer +25 health restored on kill +15% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties #2389
Level 10 Boots +200% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter. +10% faster move speed on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe This weapon has a large melee range +20% damage bonus When weapon is active: 15% slower move speed on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword This weapon has a large melee range +100% increase in charge recharge rate Ammo collected from ammo boxes becomes health No random critical hits
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece (equipped)
Level 1 Hat Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Mister Bubbles
Level 1 Pocket Buddy Thwart pickpockets, pocket-squatters and cheaters who ignore the rules
of the "What's in my Pocket?" game with the last word in iron-clad
diminutive pocket defense. Also works with underwater pockets!
Level 10 Armband Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus -20% damage resistance when spun up 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Face-Melting Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
%s7Face-Melting%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 1352
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses up to 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses up to 20% cloak
%s7Face-Melting%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 1158
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: Gain up to +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and 1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed. Revenge crits are lost on death No random critical hits -50% clip size
%s7Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 3 (Kill Assists%s3: 60)
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus On Hit: Gain up to +10 health -20 max health on wearer
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm Alt-Fire: -15 ammo, destroy projectiles No reload necessary Per Shot: -5 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
Mirror blast jumps of patients. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects 50% max overheal
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +50% faster firing speed Gain a speed boost on hit -60% damage penalty
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm Third successful punch in a row always crits. +25 max health on wearer Sentry build speed increased by 150% Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50% 50% less metal from pickups and dispensers
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates +3 health regenerated per second on wearer When weapon is active: -20% damage penalty
%s7Face-Melting%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 1493 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. On Hit by Fire: Fireproof for 1 second and Afterburn immunity for 10 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates in 15 seconds and by picking up ammo
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 7 Shirt Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Truly Feared Revolver
%s7Truly Feared%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 263
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Press 'Reload' to activate focus In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping. -20% damage on body shot
Gore-Spattered Sniper Rifle
%s7Gore-Spattered%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 487
The Bazaar Bargain #5011
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%. Base charge rate decreased by 50%
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver Crits on headshot -15% damage penalty -20% slower firing speed No random critical hits
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Wicked Nasty Enforcer
%s7Wicked Nasty%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 603 +20% damage bonus while disguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -55 max health on wearer
Level 5 Revolver +15% cloak on hit +40% cloak duration -20% damage penalty
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached or backstab kill -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 75 Invis Watch +40% cloak duration +50% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Feign Death. Leave a fake corpse on taking damage and temporarily gain invisibility, speed and damage resistance. -50% cloak meter when Feign Death is activated No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 46 Invis Watch +100% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive. Cloak drain rate based on movement speed. No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 17 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: Gain Mini-crits for 8 seconds. -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
Level 62 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 60 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Under Cover
Level 34 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shahanshah #1469
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer No random critical hits