Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Gift from: Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Gift from: Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat Even more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable )
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
The Spine-Twisting Skull
Level 31 Hat Express your discontent with the living. This is a special Halloween 2011 item Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat Break news, spirits and heads.
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 84 Hat Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards! Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge 'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician' Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 9 Badge This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it. Hire Date: June 25, 2011 (13:32:42 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Caesar of Pleasers' Spirit Of Giving
The Caesar of Pleasers'%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 133 The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Tux
Level 56 Mascot Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 3 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 1 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 2 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
The RoBro 3000
Level 13 Robot The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 47 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 38 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 94 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
The Merc's Muffler
Level 77 Scarf The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Genuine ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 1 Tournament Medal Season 3
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Ready Steady Pan Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal Season 2
( Not Tradable )
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal UGC Highlander League Season 9
( Not Tradable )
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal UGC Highlander League Season 8
( Not Tradable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Power Up Canteen #1722
Level 34 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Power Up Canteen
Level 35 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
Somewhat Threatening Soda Popper
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 70 Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Notably Dangerous Shortstop
Notably Dangerous%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 173 Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Rage-Inducing Force-A-Nature
Rage-Inducing%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 2278 Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Unremarkable Baby Face's Blaster
Unremarkable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 13 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Hale's Own Scattergun
Hale's Own%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 15252
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Wicked Nasty Mad Milk
Wicked Nasty%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 665 Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Flying Guillotine
Level 42 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Flying Guillotine
Level 76 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Flying Guillotine
Level 84 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Flying Guillotine
Level 100 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
Mildly Menacing Flying Guillotine
Mildly Menacing%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 60 Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits. Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits. Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Positively Inhumane Pistol
Positively Inhumane%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 921
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
Gift from: luiziss
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 5 Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
Unremarkable Wrap Assassin
Unremarkable%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 21 These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Strange Boston Basher
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 2 On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Ham Shank #12
Level 5 Pork Product This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes. Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
The Ham Shank #14
Level 5 Pork Product This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes. Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot. Crafted by HO-OH™
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
Spectacularly Lethal Sandman
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 283 Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Strange Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
"CLONK"
Level 5 Frying Pan
Gift from: A[é]rona
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 91 Hat Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 54 Hat Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Unusual Hermes
Level 10 Hat Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast! Effect: Flaming Lantern
The Milkman
Level 84 Hat
The El Jefe #653
Level 10 Hat Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 54 Futuristic Sound Device Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete. taunt success sound (1) Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
The Fast Learner
Level 73 Shirt Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Track Terrorizer
Level 58 Shirt For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Unremarkable Bazaar Bargain
Unremarkable%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 11 Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 4 On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Gift from: ♥Sapphira♥ Holly I love youuuuu
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Gore-Spattered Huntsman
Gore-Spattered%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 440
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow override projectile type (19)
Server-Clearing Sniper Rifle
Server-Clearing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 3030
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Jarate
Strange%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 0 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Jarate
Strange%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 0 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Jarate
Strange%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 0 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Jarate
Strange%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 0 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Server-Clearing Jarate
Server-Clearing%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 4747 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange SMG
Strange%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 1
"Degrootkeep's Little Helper"
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 4 Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Positively Inhumane Bushwacka
Positively Inhumane%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 890 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Bloodhound
Level 3 Hat Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 75 Hat His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 44 Hat Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Letch's LED
Level 20 Hat Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Letch's LED
Level 36 Hat Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
The Cold Killer
Level 32 Hat Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 46 Pocket Buddy These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 37 If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco! Effect: Genteel Smoke
Villain's Veil
Level 42 Hat The good, the bad, and the dead.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 42 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 66 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 79 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0 Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Mildly Menacing Beggar's Bazooka
Mildly Menacing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 45 Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
"North Korea's Missile Program"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher "It does nothing." No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Gift from: QuBA
"Retired Beauty"
Hale's Own%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 20000 "Last kill was MsAnimator7. Check out his Youtube channel for quality
TF2 Videos."
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Notably Dangerous Mantreads
Notably Dangerous%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 164 -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
Spectacularly Lethal Reserve Shooter
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 280 Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Gift from: MsAnimator7
Server-Clearing Shotgun
Server-Clearing%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 4431
"Genuine PEW PEW PEW"
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Rage-Inducing Market Gardener
Rage-Inducing%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 1858 Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Mildly Menacing Half-Zatoichi
Mildly Menacing%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 47 Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Sufficiently Lethal Equalizer
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 202 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 2 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Scarcely Lethal Shovel
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 44
Unusual Defiant Spartan
Level 98 Hat Effect: Scorching Flames
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 100 Hat What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 44 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Unusual Stainless Pot
Level 57 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup. Effect: Green Confetti
Tyrant's Helm
Level 96 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Team Captain
Level 91 Hat Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Gift from: Mattie!
Lumbricus Lid
Level 82 Hat
The All-Father #16082
Level 15 Facial Hair Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization! Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
The Bonedolier
Level 33 Bones Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Gift from: STEAM_0:0:20924833
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 3 +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Epic Stickybomb Launcher
Epic%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 5599
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
"Balkeskiller"
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 7 Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
"TC Spike"
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 6 "Is best guy ever." Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Gift from: FalloutGamer101
( Not Tradable )
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Gift from: Branabus
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 0 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Gore-Spattered Persian Persuader
Gore-Spattered%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 395 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Positively Inhumane Ullapool Caber
Positively Inhumane%s6 Stick Bomb - Kills%s5: 819 High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Spectacularly Lethal Eyelander
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 300 This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
Unusual Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too. Effect: Smoking
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 31 Hat One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can’t peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby’s electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 46 Hat One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can’t peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby’s electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
The FR-0
Level 1 Hat Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s
film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 53 Hat If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
"Demoking!"
Level 22 Hat
Gift from: MsAnimator7
Blind Justice #2348
Level 6 Facial Hair Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself! Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
The Bearded Bombardier #1167
Level 79 Facial Hair Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe. Effect: Genteel Smoke Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 59 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Cool Breeze #5212
Level 4 Kilt Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning. Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Crusader's Crossbow
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 190 Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 5 Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Mildly Menacing Blutsauger
Mildly Menacing%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 51 On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Unremarkable Quick-Fix
Unremarkable%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 23 (Kill Assists%s3: 80) Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0 (Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Wicked Nasty Medi Gun
Wicked Nasty%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 675 (Kill Assists%s3: 2194)
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Uncharitable Amputator
Uncharitable%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 125 On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Level 95 Hat The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher' Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
( Not Tradable )
The Virus Doctor
Level 34 Hat Whether you’re a 17th century plague doctor, a professional
wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat
lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone
Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño
poppers.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 12 Hat Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 71 Hat Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 93 Hat Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 43 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Mecha-Medes
Level 17 Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes’ Flights of Fantasy #314
when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world,
met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a
half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
The Byte’d Beak
Level 33 Hat This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
The Steam Pipe
Level 93 Pipe Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses! Effect: Genteel Smoke
Practitioner’s Processing Mask
Level 21 Fact: 70%% of the air you breathe was recently in someone’s butt.
This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a
gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Unremarkable Brass Beast
Unremarkable%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 17 +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 43 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 55 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 7 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Strange Natascha
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Server-Clearing Minigun
Server-Clearing%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 4309
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Gift from: fraam
Strange Holiday Punch
Strange%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 1 (Kills%s3: 0) Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Scarcely Lethal Killing Gloves of Boxing
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 42 On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Uncharitable Gloves of Running Urgently
Uncharitable%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 102 +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
Strange Fists
Strange%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 0
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 40 Hat
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
The Bunsen Brave
Level 76 Hat Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
The Tungsten Toque
Level 6 Hat Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
"Strange Hat"
Level 18 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands. Effect: Blizzardy Storm
Security Shades #23194
Level 34 Hat Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 51 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 96 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Scarcely Lethal Rainblower
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 29 Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Gift from: Jimbob
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Unremarkable Back Scratcher
Unremarkable%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 12 +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Lollichop
Level 66 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 74 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Unremarkable Lollichop
Unremarkable%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 10 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
The Neon Annihilator
Level 53 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 61 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 82 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Unremarkable Neon Annihilator
Unremarkable%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 10 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
Face-Melting Powerjack
Face-Melting%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 1037 +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Gift from: fraam
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Face-Melting Axtinguisher
Face-Melting%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 1155 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Unremarkable Homewrecker
Unremarkable%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 17 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 82 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Plumber’s Pipe
Level 30 Hat Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 66 Hat When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you’d study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I’m a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
The Metal Slug
Level 48 Hat They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there’s just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Unusual Attendant
Level 51 Hat Effect: Circling Peace Sign
The Last Breath #17608
Level 13 Hat Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 34 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration. Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
The Filamental
Level 10 Hat Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 20 Hat These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 23 Hat Humorously vellicating vitreous.
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 1 Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Unremarkable L'Etranger
Unremarkable%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 19 +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
Strange Big Earner
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0 +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Sufficiently Lethal Your Eternal Reward
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 213 Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Uncharitable Conniver's Kunai
Uncharitable%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 109 Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Somewhat Threatening Spy-cicle
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 72 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Server-Clearing Knife
Server-Clearing%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 4058
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 76 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 79 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 99 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Quäckenbirdt #1748
Level 14 Invis Watch A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible. Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Level 10 Hat This hat is a spy. Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
( Not Tradable )
Familiar Fez
Level 84 Hat
"Counterfeit Billycock #41"
Level 10 Hat This hat is a spy. Effect: Circling Heart
The Dapper Disguise
Level 3 Mask Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
( Not Tradable )
The Megapixel Beard
Level 52 Facial Hair Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you’re going to
have now that you’ve got a robot beard. If there’s anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we’ll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Camera Beard
Level 38 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Noh Mercy
Level 73 Hat Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
( Not Tradable )
The Business Casual
Level 44 Shirt It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Uncharitable Frontier Justice
Uncharitable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 105 When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Rescue Ranger
Level 51 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
The Rescue Ranger
Level 78 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
( Not Tradable )
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Brainiac Hairpiece #9022
Level 11 Facial Hair Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
The Grizzled Growth #654
Level 42 Facial Hair Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time. Crafted by Atz[é]bumm #SPURS!!!
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Teddy Robobelt
Level 74 Pocket Buddy This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.