Level 89 Apparel This shirt envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our
nation's patriots wore frilly-cuffed silk blouses instead of the
respectable undershirts they possessed in actual history. Crafted by apex
%s7Epic%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 5210 "Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very
%s7Uncharitable%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 116
Scarcely Lethal Sandman
%s7Scarcely Lethal%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 37 Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun This weapon reloads its entire clip at once Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit -90% damage penalty
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Gift from: CQ
The Valley Forge #7140
Level 91 Hat This tricorn is a tribute to our country's greatest President. The
tiny medal on it is a tribute to the ribbony children's medal he won
for inventing America. Crafted by apex
Level 30 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
Level 15 Facial Hair Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Level 69 Cigar Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids. attach particle effect static (28)
The Kringle Collection
Level 22 Coat Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
"The Green Monster"
%s7Australian%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 7864
Mildly Menacing Escape Plan
%s7Mildly Menacing%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 51 Move speed increases as the user becomes injured When weapon is active: -90% less healing from Medic sources You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons Blocks healing while in use
%s7Rage-Inducing%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 2403
The Point and Shoot #5229
Level 10 Hat The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run. Crafted by Arteezy of the Abyss
The Bubble Pipe #895
Level 20 Hat Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space. attach particle effect static (28)
Level 10 Flare Gun This weapon will reload when not active 100% critical hit vs burning players
"Deal with it."
Level 10 Glasses These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Level 20 Glasses Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 90 Mascot This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Cool Breeze
Level 69 Kilt Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Level 96 Axe This weapon has a large melee range.
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable )
"Icecrown Glacial Wall"
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured When weapon is active: -90% less healing from Medic sources You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons Blocks healing while in use
Level 11 Hair Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
The Hunger Force
Level 31 Shirt Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
Level 22 Flip-Flops While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
Positively Inhumane Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
%s7Positively Inhumane%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 970
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
Strange Brass Beast
%s7Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 1 +20% damage bonus -20% damage resistance when spun up 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -20% damage resistance when spun up +50% max primary ammo on wearer -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Level 53 Hat The old West never saw this kind of class.
Level 10 Armband Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics! Crafted by Replicant
Level 75 Cosmetic Augmentation Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and 1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed. Revenge crits are lost on death No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Gunslinger (equipped)
Level 15 Robot Arm Third successful punch in a row always crits. +25 max health on wearer Sentry build speed increased by 150% Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry No random critical hits