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Scout
(157 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(157 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(159 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(159 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(147 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(147 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(136 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(136 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(142 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(142 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(149 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(149 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(138 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(138 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Hats
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>> Crafting
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>> Tools
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Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
"An Oversized Peashooter"
Level 91 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Truly Feared Shortstop
Truly Feared%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 229
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Face-Melting Soda Popper
Face-Melting%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 1166
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Scarcely Lethal Baby Face's Blaster
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 32
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Positively Inhumane Black Box
Positively Inhumane%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 802
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gore-Spattered Liberty Launcher
Gore-Spattered%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 413
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 85 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Spectacularly Lethal Mad Milk
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 334
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Original #9916
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 23 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Vintage Sandman
Level 91 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Holy Mackerel
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 202
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Truly Feared Boston Basher
Truly Feared%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 241
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Unremarkable Mantreads
Unremarkable%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 22
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Mildly Menacing Atomizer
Mildly Menacing%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 68
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Wicked Nasty Market Gardener
Wicked Nasty%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 658
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Vintage Backburner
Level 95 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Rage-Inducing Degreaser
Rage-Inducing%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 1945
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Wicked Nasty Rainblower
Wicked Nasty%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 543
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
( Not Tradable )
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 85 Flare Gun
Spectacularly Lethal Detonator
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 278
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 85 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen #28275
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Spectacularly Lethal Powerjack
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 302
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Notably Dangerous Back Scratcher
Notably Dangerous%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 170
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 92 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
Wicked Nasty Ullapool Caber
Wicked Nasty%s6 Stick Bomb - Kills%s5: 522
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Spectacularly Lethal Persian Persuader
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 330
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Somewhat Threatening Lollichop
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 88
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
"Slowwwmoootionnn... GUN!"
Level 5 Minigun
"Wow there, why in such a hurry?"
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
Wicked Nasty Brass Beast
Wicked Nasty%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 631
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Tomislav #9450
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
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Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 97 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 57 Lunch Box
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
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The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Jag
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 190
(Kills%s3: 43)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Positively Inhumane Family Business
Positively Inhumane%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 834
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 89 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Sufficiently Lethal Gloves of Running Urgently
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 206
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 99 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Mildly Menacing Overdose
Mildly Menacing%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 64
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 0 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 93 Bow
Positively Inhumane Sydney Sleeper
Positively Inhumane%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 835
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Wicked Nasty Bazaar Bargain
Wicked Nasty%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 663
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Scarcely Lethal Quick-Fix
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 39
(Kill Assists%s3: 104)
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 26 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Gore-Spattered Amputator
Gore-Spattered%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 483
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Vintage Jarate
Level 98 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Razorback
Level 98 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Cozy Camper #61867
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
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The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
"Shit Stick of Sissy Sharpshooters"
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Gore-Spattered Bushwacka
Gore-Spattered%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 402
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah #11266
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
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Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 79 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Truly Feared L'Etranger
Truly Feared%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 268
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
The Enforcer #28554
(equipped)
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
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( Not Tradable )
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Face-Melting Reserve Shooter
Face-Melting%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 1372
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Spectacularly Lethal Your Eternal Reward
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 331
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Big Earner
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 222
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Sharp Dresser #16008
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
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The Spy-cicle #1359
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
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The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 90 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Power Up Canteen
Level 41 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Battery Canteens
Level 96 Usable Item
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 73 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Bonk Helm
Level 49 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Whoopee Cap
Level 40 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 16 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Bombing Run
Level 20 Hat
Death from above!
The Milkman
Level 22 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Flipped Trilby
Level 61 Hat
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Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 24 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
The Robot Running Man
Level 90 Hat
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Boy
Level 70 Hat
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
The Fast Learner
Level 80 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
( Not Tradable )
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 37 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 51 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 91 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
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Stainless Pot
Level 68 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
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Grenadier's Softcap
Level 50 Hat
Exquisite Rack
Level 38 Hat
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Defiant Spartan
Level 41 Hat
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Killer's Kabuto
Level 55 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
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Stout Shako
Level 28 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
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Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 16 Hat
Honcho's Headgear
Level 16 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
( Not Tradable )
Hero's Hachimaki #248
Level 26 Hat
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Lumbricus Lid
Level 94 Hat
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 44 Hat
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Jumper's Jeepcap #13326
Level 45 Hat
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The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 99 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 26 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #3947
Level 55 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Kringle Collection #1544
Level 74 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
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The Captain's Cocktails
Level 34 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Pyro's Beanie
Level 16 Hat
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Brigade Helm
Level 98 Hat
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 44 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Old Guadalajara
Level 40 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Handyman's Handle
Level 52 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
The Attendant
Level 11 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Madame Dixie
Level 72 Hat
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 59 Hat
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Stately Steel Toe
Level 6 Hat
The Birdcage #8701
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
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The Bubble Pipe
Level 87 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 50 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Apparition's Aspect #1886
Level 13 Hat
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The Cremator's Conscience #6003
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
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The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The HazMat Headcase
Level 8 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 37 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
"The Golden Shower"
Level 44 Hat
Unusual Glengarry Bonnet
Level 22 Hat
Effect: Purple Energy
"explosive king"
Level 69 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 42 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Sober Stuntman
Level 56 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
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Hustler's Hallmark
Level 1 Hat
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Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Unusual Conjurer's Cowl
Level 6 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Effect: Orbiting Fire
Tam O' Shanter
Level 30 Hat
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #9128
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
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Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 34 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
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The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 91
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 19 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 80 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 33 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 23 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 66 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 76 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 74 Hat
Copper's Hard Top
Level 68 Hat
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
The Pilotka #15962
Level 10 Hat
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Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
The U-clank-a
Level 61 Hat
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 80 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #8703
Level 69 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
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Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Security Shades
Level 77 Hat
Large Luchadore
Level 40 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
The Sandvich Safe #1870
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 11 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 93 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Unusual Hotrod
Level 61 Hat
"The original description says 'mock the sun'. Now this hat IS the
sun."
Effect: Sunbeams
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 38 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 21 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Industrial Festivizer
Level 49 Hat
Ol' Geezer #1803
Level 12 Hat
Get off mah land!
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Buckaroos Hat
Level 32 Hat
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
The Virtual Reality Headset #8541
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 25 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Prairie Heel Biters #11263
Level 15 Spurs
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Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 67 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Idea Tube
Level 47 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 31 Hat
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 9 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Ze Goggles
Level 40 Glasses
Nothing
German Gonzila
Level 84 Hat
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
The Planeswalker Helm #12326
Level 72 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 84 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 28 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 94 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Blighted Beak
Level 87 Hat
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
( Not Tradable )
Archimedes #3966
Level 87
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Medi-Mask
Level 12 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 90 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 56 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Professional's Panama
Level 60 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Unusual Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 1 Hat
Effect: Circling TF Logo
Larrikin Robin
Level 92 Hat
Crocleather Slouch #7907
Level 47 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
The Fruit Shoot #4251
Level 33 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Liquidator's Lid
Level 32 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
The Lone Star #3253
Level 56 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Unusual Villain's Veil
Level 40 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Effect: Orbiting Fire
The Crocodile Smile #3797
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
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The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Koala Compact
Level 7 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Fancy Fedora
Level 66 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
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Backbiter's Billycock
Level 10 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 81 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 35 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Familiar Fez
Level 92 Hat
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Charmer's Chapeau
Level 71 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 92 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
The Stealth Steeler
Level 95 Hat
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Camera Beard
Level 58 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Rogue's Col Roule #10338
Level 15 Apparel
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The Spectre's Spectacles #8501
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
The Business Casual
Level 16 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 90 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 22 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
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Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Max's Severed Head
Level 43 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable )
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
"I luuuv hawrses"
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
The Killer Exclusive #5900
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 39 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 14 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 29 Hat
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: June 9, 2009 (06:09:04 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 7 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 11 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 3 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 3 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
( Not Tradable )
The Bolgan Family Crest
Level 83 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 74 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 3 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Giving
The Competent Contributor's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 4
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Earbuds
Level 79 Hat
"Now playing: Pendulum - Propane nightmares"
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"Bronies 4 Life /)*(\"
Level 100 Ring
A perpetual bond of commitment between STEAM_0:1:25234936
and STEAM_0:1:22703677, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
Private Eye
Level 78 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
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Pocket Medic #4721
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
The Ornament Armament #92
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
The Conquistador
Level 8 Hat
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
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Doctor's Sack #24652
Level 22 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
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The Winter Wonderland Wrap #3753
Level 28 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
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The Dashin' Hashshashin #18922
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
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Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
( Not Tradable )
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Strange Part: Defender Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while they are carrying the
intel, pushing the cart, or capturing a point.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 42 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 91 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 77 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 46 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unremarkable Scattergun
Unremarkable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 11
Strange Scattergun
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Strange Flying Guillotine
Strange%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 0
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 0
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Neon Annihilator
Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 0
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Strange Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Jarate
Strange%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 0
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Strange Pistol
Strange%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Epic Scattergun
Epic%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 5000
Somewhat Threatening Force-A-Nature
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 95
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Mildly Menacing Flying Guillotine
Mildly Menacing%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 51
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Uncharitable Bat
Uncharitable%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 125
Gore-Spattered Sandman
Gore-Spattered%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 372
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Rage-Inducing Rocket Launcher
Rage-Inducing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 1714
Rage-Inducing Direct Hit
Rage-Inducing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 1975
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Equalizer
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 175
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Mildly Menacing Escape Plan
Mildly Menacing%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 59
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Face-Melting Flame Thrower
Face-Melting%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 1330
Face-Melting Backburner
Face-Melting%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 1392
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Spectacularly Lethal Flare Gun
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 345
Unremarkable Fire Axe
Unremarkable%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 10
Positively Inhumane Axtinguisher
Positively Inhumane%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 899
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Neon Annihilator
Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 4
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Server-Clearing Grenade Launcher
Server-Clearing%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 4066
Gore-Spattered Loch-n-Load
Gore-Spattered%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 357
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Rage-Inducing Stickybomb Launcher
Rage-Inducing%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 2175
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 3
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Mildly Menacing Chargin' Targe
Mildly Menacing%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 65
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Bottle
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 183
Rage-Inducing Eyelander
Rage-Inducing%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 1534
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Notably Dangerous Scotsman's Skullcutter
Notably Dangerous%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 170
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
"Friendship Cannon"
Epic%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 5176
"You gotta share, you gotta care!"
Positively Inhumane Natascha
Positively Inhumane%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 909
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Sufficiently Lethal Fists
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 179
Spectacularly Lethal Killing Gloves of Boxing
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 344
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Spectacularly Lethal Frontier Justice
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 320
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Unremarkable Widowmaker
Unremarkable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 12
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Truly Feared Wrench
Truly Feared%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 252
(Kills%s3: 38)
Uncharitable Southern Hospitality
Uncharitable%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 133
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Uncharitable Syringe Gun
Uncharitable%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 125
Mildly Menacing Blutsauger
Mildly Menacing%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 67
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Truly Feared Crusader's Crossbow
Truly Feared%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 241
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
"Is that a Sandvich in your pocket?"
Uncharitable%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 117
(Kill Assists%s3: 382)
"Or are you just happy to see me?"
Sufficiently Lethal Bonesaw
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 209
Sufficiently Lethal Ubersaw
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 193
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Face-Melting Sniper Rifle
Face-Melting%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 1001
Truly Feared SMG
Truly Feared%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 242
Gore-Spattered Jarate
Gore-Spattered%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 428
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 2
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Scarcely Lethal Tribalman's Shiv
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 26
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Positively Inhumane Revolver
Positively Inhumane%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 998
Rage-Inducing Ambassador
Rage-Inducing%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 1761
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Uncharitable Diamondback
Uncharitable%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 131
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Face-Melting Knife
Face-Melting%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 1478
Spectacularly Lethal Conniver's Kunai
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 316
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Face-Melting Dead Ringer
Face-Melting%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 1294
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Rage-Inducing Shotgun
Rage-Inducing%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 2428
Face-Melting Pistol
Face-Melting%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 1069
Wicked Nasty Pain Train
Wicked Nasty%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 544
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Wicked Nasty Half-Zatoichi
Wicked Nasty%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 501
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
Killed Merasmus at level 1
( Not Tradable )
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 77 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 47 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 88 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Can Opener
Level 71 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 70 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Einstein
Level 61 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 62 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Under Cover
Level 35 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 73 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 33 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 65 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 22 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 64 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 63 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 40 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 45 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 49 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 93 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 75 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 21 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 58 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 96 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 92 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 96 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 95 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 67 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Unremarkable Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Unremarkable%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 22
Strange Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Mildly Menacing Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Mildly Menacing%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 66
Uncharitable Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Uncharitable%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 110
Scarcely Lethal Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 37
(Kills%s3: 10)
Scarcely Lethal Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 32
Wicked Nasty Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Wicked Nasty%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 536
Scarcely Lethal Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 25
Sufficiently Lethal Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 220
Uncharitable Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Uncharitable%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 114
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 98 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 31 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you’d study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I’m a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 1 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don’t believe us? Ask any Canadian!
The Data Mining Light
Level 78 Hat
If you’re a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of
throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people
know how tough you are. Finally there’s a version for the office
worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 19 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 71 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 10 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life’s many distractions. The solution: This.
The Tungsten Toque
Level 57 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Byte’d Beak
Level 42 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Letch's LED
Level 18 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable )
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
The Enforcer #28554
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
( Not Tradable )
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
The Enforcer #28554
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:25234936
( Not Tradable )
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Knife
Level 1 Knife
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Saxxy
Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Lollichop
Level 1 - 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Deflector
Level 1 Minigun
The AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stick