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TotallyRandomPerson
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Scout
(189 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(189 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(214 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(214 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(191 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(191 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(204 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(204 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(188 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(188 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(153 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(153 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(171 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(171 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(165 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(165 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(170 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(170 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Hats
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>> Crafting
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>> Tools
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
( Not Tradable )
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
( Not Tradable )
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
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official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
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official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
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official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
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official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
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official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
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official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
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official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
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Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
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RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Strange Part: Engineers Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Engineers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Sappers Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemy sappers you destroy with it.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Backpack Expander
Level 54 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 57 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Pink as Hell
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Pink as Hell
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
After Eight
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Operator's Overalls
Level 5 Tool
Operator's Overalls
Level 5 Tool
Waterlogged Lab Coat
Level 5 Tool
An Air of Debonair
Level 5 Tool
The Value of Teamwork
Level 5 Tool
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Soda Popper
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Baby Face's Blaster #12
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Face-Melting Scattergun
Face-Melting%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 1118
Unremarkable Bazaar Bargain
Unremarkable%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 10
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Somewhat Threatening Sydney Sleeper
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 78
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Positively Inhumane Sniper Rifle
Positively Inhumane%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 810
"Full Wood Injection"
Level 100 Bow
"THE END"
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
Strange Liberty Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Strange Liberty Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Wicked Nasty Liberty Launcher
Wicked Nasty%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 595
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Strange Black Box
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Strange Direct Hit
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
"Mate Eat this Projectile bro EAT THIS"
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Strange Direct Hit
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Unremarkable Direct Hit
Unremarkable%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 23
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Strange Rocket Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Rocket Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher
Server-Clearing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 4134
Uncharitable Festive Rocket Launcher
Uncharitable%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 131
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Crafted by Tutti-Fruity
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
"Elimanation Launcher"
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
"Elimanation Launcher"
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Mildly Menacing Loch-n-Load
Mildly Menacing%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 58
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
"Here, hold this. Thanks."
Positively Inhumane%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 996
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Uncharitable Crusader's Crossbow
Uncharitable%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 114
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 0
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Strange Blutsauger
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Uncharitable Blutsauger
Uncharitable%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 132
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Strange Syringe Gun
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 3
"Vintage Panik Gerät"
Level 5 Syringe Gun
"If I've killed you with this, it means both our teams suck..."
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Spectacularly Lethal Natascha
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 281
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Strange Minigun
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Server-Clearing Minigun
Server-Clearing%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 2896
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Strange Rainblower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Rainblower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Rainblower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Rainblower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Rainblower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Rainblower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Rainblower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Rainblower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 4
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Mildly Menacing Flame Thrower
Mildly Menacing%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 59
"Bar-B-Cues-Que-Errs"
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
"Yes you can."
Mildly Menacing%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 49
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Spectacularly Lethal Widowmaker
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 311
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Unremarkable Frontier Justice
Unremarkable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 12
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Flying Guillotine
Level 84 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Uncharitable Pistol
Uncharitable%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 130
"LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
Level 5 Pistol
"BAM BAM! BAM BAM BAM! BAM BAM BAM!"
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
Vintage Jarate
Level 87 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Scarcely Lethal Jarate
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 44
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 0
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Unremarkable Razorback
Unremarkable%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 12
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Scarcely Lethal SMG
Scarcely Lethal%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 39
"Vintage Yellow Popcorn Flavouring"
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
"Apply to any ridiculous ratio you feel like. Don't eat straight from
the bottle."
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Strange Mantreads
Strange%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 5
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Notably Dangerous Reserve Shooter
Notably Dangerous%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 153
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Vintage Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Vintage Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Face-Melting Shotgun
Face-Melting%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 1434
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Unremarkable Chargin' Targe
Unremarkable%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 10
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Unremarkable Stickybomb Launcher
Unremarkable%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 10
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gift from: [DLR] Haunt
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Spectacularly Lethal Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 337
"Hey kids, I brought you some cookies!"
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Gore-Spattered Kritzkrieg
Gore-Spattered%s6 Medi Gun - Kill Assists%s5: 365
(Ubers%s3: 334)
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Somewhat Threatening Quick-Fix
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 99
(Kill Assists%s3: 339)
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
"I like trains."
Gore-Spattered%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 372
(Kill Assists%s3: 826)
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Unremarkable Family Business
Unremarkable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 12
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
"AAAAH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?"
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
"I can't wait to eat this chocolate!"
Level 1 Lunch Box
"Yeah, I guess you're right..."
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
"I made you a sandvich!"
Level 1 Lunch Box
"Oh boy! What flavor? SANDVICH FLAVOR! Zwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
"I'll save you!"
Level 1 Lunch Box
"Steak Sandvich, activate!"
"Joey, did you eat my Sandvich?"
Level 1 Lunch Box
"I am your Sandvich."
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Scarcely Lethal Flare Gun
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 25
Strange Detonator
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Strange Detonator
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 7
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Strange L'Etranger
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Strange L'Etranger
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Scarcely Lethal L'Etranger
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 40
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Scarcely Lethal Ambassador
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 31
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable Revolver
Unremarkable%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 14
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Vintage Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Vintage Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Spectacularly Lethal Holy Mackerel
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 316
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Strange Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Unremarkable Bat
Unremarkable%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 22
"Ahahaha, I can't read :)"
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"Pfffft, screw gravity!"
Unremarkable%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 17
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Somewhat Threatening Bushwacka
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 97
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Unremarkable Tribalman's Shiv
Unremarkable%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 11
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Somewhat Threatening Market Gardener
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 83
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Notably Dangerous Half-Zatoichi
Notably Dangerous%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 154
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Somewhat Threatening Equalizer
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 71
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Unremarkable Pain Train
Unremarkable%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 12
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Unremarkable Escape Plan
Unremarkable%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 21
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
":|"
Level 5 Katana
"Hey...you know who's gay? You. ...OHCOMEON!"
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
"Blood Berry"
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 25 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable )
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 0
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Gift from: Voltage
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Face-Melting Eyelander
Face-Melting%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 1388
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 5
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Unremarkable Bottle
Unremarkable%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 15
"Goodbye world..."
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Strange Amputator
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Uncharitable Amputator
Uncharitable%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 128
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Notably Dangerous Ubersaw
Notably Dangerous%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 150
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Bonesaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
Unremarkable Bonesaw
Unremarkable%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 10
"MEDIC FIGHT!"
Level 15 Bonesaw
"No wait! I'm allergic to Ubercharge!... Aww *RIP*"
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
"Vintage Compensation Saw"
Level 10 Bonesaw
"If I've killed you with this, it means both our teams suck..."
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Somewhat Threatening Holiday Punch
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 82
(Kills%s3: 26)
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 99 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable Killing Gloves of Boxing
Unremarkable%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 24
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Spectacularly Lethal Gloves of Running Urgently
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 298
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
"Desmond the Moon Bear!"
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
"How did I get here?"
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
"Hey man~*SMACK*"
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
"Oof~WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? *Level up!*"
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
"I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!"
Strange%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 1
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 0
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 1
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Unremarkable Back Scratcher
Unremarkable%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 10
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Neon Annihilator
Level 53 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Scarcely Lethal Powerjack
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 36
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Axtinguisher
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Unremarkable Axtinguisher
Unremarkable%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 10
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
"Hello Mailbox!"
Level 10 Mailbox
"*Hullo!* D:"
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Unremarkable Big Earner
Unremarkable%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 10
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Gift from: Kube
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Conniver's Kunai
Unremarkable%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 13
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
"Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling."
Level 1 Kunai
"Oh so it do~oooh you stole my health."
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
"Mmm, yum!"
Uncharitable%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 134
"Noooo! What have I done? Noooooooo!"
"Mmmm, yum!"
Level 1 Kunai
"AHHHH! Why would you do this? I have a wife and family! AHHH! The
pain! It's unb"
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Epic Jag
Epic%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 6820
(Kills%s3: 42)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Southern Hospitality
Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Southern Hospitality
Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 3
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Unremarkable Wrench
Unremarkable%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 20
(Kills%s3: 4)
"Got your nose!"
Level 15 Robot Arm
":D Nyo!"
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 46 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Scarcely Lethal Sapper
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Sapper - Buildings Sapped%s5: 29
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Scarcely Lethal Dead Ringer
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 36
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
"Pointless Button"
Level 5 Invis Watch
"Warning: Pointless"
( Not Tradable )
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Crafted by Mr MightinGong
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable )
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Gift from: Swarfigo
( Not Tradable )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Gift from: TotallyRandomPerson
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 57 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 63 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 38 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 61 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 86 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 89 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
Gift from: Pinkie
( Not Tradable )
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
Gift from: MCzone
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"Blughrluherlugrglrhergbh!"
Level 20 Hat
"LOL!"
"Die potato!"
Level 10 Hat
"Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~*Squish*"
"Hey man look at my cool hat."
Level 10 Hat
"Ohhh that's not a cool hat. OHHHH! AHHHH! OHHHAHHH!"
"I'll save you!"
Level 10 Hat
"PARTY MODE, ACTIVATE!!"
( Not Tradable )
"The Veteran Bonnet"
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
"Bill died to protect this hat..."
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 65 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 44 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 59 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 30 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 83 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 99 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 10 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 40 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 40 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 18 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you’d study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I’m a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 92 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
"Doctor, I think I might be homosexual!"
Level 70 Hat
"How can you tell?"
Effect: Circling TF Logo
"I like singing!"
Level 90 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Crocleather Slouch #3592
Level 21 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Desert Marauder #12
Level 26 Hat
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 57 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 96 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 49 Hat
Crafted by PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!!!!
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 92 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 23 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 96 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 20 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 88 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
The Fruit Shoot #2590
Level 51 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 11 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 52 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 14 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 18 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
"Sniper's Neon Sign"
Level 28 Hat
"If you shoot the tip of the sunbeam, you'll see a rainbow."
Effect: Sunbeams
Armored Authority #13075
Level 67 Hat
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Unusual Conquistador
Level 11 Hat
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
Effect: Nuts n' Bolts
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #12
Level 1 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Crafted by Lil John
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
The Idiot Box
Level 53 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Infernal Impaler #824
Level 13 Hat
Crafted by TotallyRandomPerson
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 29 Hat
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 9 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 31 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 15 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 75 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 30 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 64 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 7 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 3 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 6 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 91 Hat
Vintage Lumbricus Lid
Level 16 Hat
Vintage Lumbricus Lid
Level 35 Hat
"Asdf Version: I LIKE BRAINS!"
Level 1 Hat
"Got rotten flesh? I LIKE BRAINS! Can't stand plants? I LIKE BRAINS!"
"What are you? A man, or a mouse?"
Level 36 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
The Conjurer's Cowl
Level 47 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
The Conjurer's Cowl
Level 49 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 25 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 12 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 52 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 12 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 55 Hat
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 22 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 47 Hat
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 43 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 44 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Unusual Tippler's Tricorne
Level 64 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Effect: Circling Heart
Sober Stuntman
Level 65 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
"I like dancing!"
Level 73 Hat
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 26 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 98 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Unusual Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 67 Hat
"Booyah!"
Effect: Green Energy
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 33 Hat
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 65 Hat
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 47 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 58 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 10 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Nothing
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
"Garruk Wild-MEDIC !"
Level 1 Hat
"Because Medics are Badass now..."
"Somebody help me!"
Level 1 Hat
"I'm being shot!"
Unusual Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Effect: Blizzardy Storm
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 79 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 98 Hat
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 8 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 75 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 3 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 7 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 32 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 75 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 5 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 14 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Unusual One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Effect: Orbiting Fire
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Unusual Hard Counter
Level 33 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Hard Counter
Level 58 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Effect: Green Energy
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
"Sasha's Poker Face"
Level 50 Hat
"Do not bluff Sasha"
"Unusual Hygienic Headgear"
Level 97 Hat
"Heavy never wash his lucky headgear!"
Effect: Massed Flies
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 26 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 64 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 0 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 26 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 68 Hat
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 8 Hat
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 24 Hat
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 22 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
The Waxy Wayfinder #3330
Level 34 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 94 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Unusual Dead Cone
Level 44 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Effect: Purple Confetti
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
"Vintage Vintage Vintage Merryweather"
Level 28 Hat
"The ungodly aftershock from a Nametag, a TF2 update, and a TimeWarp!"
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Unusual Janissary Ketche
Level 66 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Effect: Smoking
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 45 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 52 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 86 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 95 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 21 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 67 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 47 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 72 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 80 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 86 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 28 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 46 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 7 Hat
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 46 Hat
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 5 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 16 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Unusual Western Wear
Level 72 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Effect: Eerie Orbiting Fire
Vintage Hotrod
Level 10 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 51 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 61 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 64 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 4 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: January 16, 2009 (07:55:44 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Flair! #2129
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Crafted by TotallyRandomPerson
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 18 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 71 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
The Mark of the Saint #12
Level 20 Badge
Crafted by TotallyRandomPerson
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
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Crafted by TotallyRandomPerson
Clan Pride #6639
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
Gift from: Captain Crazy
( Not Tradable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
"Ha ha!"
Level 5 Hat
"They said I could never teach a child to play! *I burrrrn* Nooo pyro
nooo!"
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 30 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Stereoscopic Shades #9520
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Crafted by headshot boom
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
The Fast Learner
Level 30 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Silver Bullets
Level 99 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The All-Father #10020
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Crafted by Shiny Toaster
The Steel Pipes
Level 23 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shoestring Budget
Level 82 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Medic #12978
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
The Kringle Collection
Level 45 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
"What are you up to son?"
Level 84 Facial Hair
"Ha ha ha! Yes you do. :)"
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by TotallyRandomPerson
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Dr. Whoa #864
Level 15 Shirt
Crafted by TotallyRandomPerson
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item