Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
RoboCrate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked RoboCrates.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 29 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
The Rescue Ranger
Level 92 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Notably Dangerous Scattergun
Notably Dangerous%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 149
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Gore-Spattered Festive Scattergun
Gore-Spattered%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 374
Strange Force-A-Nature
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0 Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0 Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Soda Popper
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0 Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Strange Mad Milk
Strange%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 0 Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Flying Guillotine
Strange%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 0 Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
Strange Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Festive Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 4
Strange Holy Mackerel
Strange%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 0 Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Strange%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 0 Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Unarmed Combat #22664
Level 92 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Strange Sandman
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1 Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Boston Basher
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0 Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0 These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 67 Hat Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
The Front Runner
Level 8 Hat This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
The El Jefe #3839
Level 10 Hat
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Whoopee Cap
Level 1 Hat You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 88 Hat Straight outta control point.
The Milkman
Level 90 Hat
Flipped Trilby
Level 1 Hat
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 40 Hat This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Batter's Helmet
Level 44 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Helm
Level 24 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Bombing Run
Level 96 Hat Death from above!
The Hot Dogger #10630
Level 10 Hat There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Bonk Boy
Level 70 Hat
The Fast Learner
Level 77 Shirt Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 45 Apparel Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
The Digit Divulger #568
Level 70 Gloves Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 18 Backpack This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes Show balls who is the boss.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 4 Boots These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 89 Shoes From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man. Jingle all the way
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Wrap Battler
Level 8 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
B-ankh!
Level 13 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Futankhamun
Level 55 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Unremarkable%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 10 On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0 Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Unremarkable Festive Buff Banner
Unremarkable%s6 Battle Banner - Banners Deployed%s5: 12 Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Strange Mantreads
Strange%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 0 -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 4 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0 Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Strange Escape Plan
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 4 Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Lucky Shot
Level 7 Hat Let's see you do that again, Private.
Soldier's Stash
Level 86 Hat This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #6686
Level 73 Hat This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Lumbricus Lid
Level 17 Hat
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Armored Authority #7449
Level 65 Hat
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 65 Hat These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 77 Hat
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 42 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 91 Hat
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 69 Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1 Hat Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Stout Shako
Level 84 Hat The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 55 Hat
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Exquisite Rack
Level 93 Hat
The Infernal Impaler #14534
Level 13 Hat
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 86 Hat
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 30 Uniform
The Kringle Collection
Level 70 Coat Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life. Medal no. 10072
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Idiot Box
Level 98 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel Pipes
Level 91 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shoestring Budget
Level 7 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 6 Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot #1027
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty Crafted by Princess Peach
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Scarcely Lethal Axtinguisher
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 27 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Scarcely Lethal Festive Axtinguisher
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 34 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 2 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Strange Powerjack
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 3 +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 0 +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Strange Neon Annihilator
Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 0 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 69 Hat If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
The Wraith Wrap
Level 76 Apparel The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 72 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 62 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Napper's Respite
Level 51 Hat After a long day of burning scouts.
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
The Attendant
Level 36 Hat
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 42 Hat You're today's theme ingredient...
Brigade Helm
Level 61 Hat
Vintage Merryweather
Level 77 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 27 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 84 Hat Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.) Effect: Genteel Smoke
Prancer's Pride
Level 45 Hat
Handyman's Handle
Level 94 Hat Clears all sorts of blockage.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
The Bubble Pipe #2200
Level 1 Hat Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space. Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Necronomicrown
Level 97 Hat Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 61 Hat
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 Hat Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
The Last Breath #1609
Level 13 Hat
The HazMat Headcase
Level 84 Hat This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 98 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 1 Backpack Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland taunt success sound (2) Only visible in Pyroland
The Coffin Kit
Level 22 Backpack Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Blazing Bull
Level 66 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Fallen Angel
Level 39 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 64 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 97 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Gift from: infichigo
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces Crafted by Princess Peach
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0 Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0 +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Unremarkable Bottle
Unremarkable%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 24
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Strange Eyelander
Strange%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 0 This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 3 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer Crafted by Princess Peach
( Not Tradable )
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Unremarkable%s6 Stick Bomb - Kills%s5: 12 High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 0 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Demoman's Fro
Level 30 Hat
Reggaelator
Level 75 Hat Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Tam O' Shanter
Level 44 Hat
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 65 Hat
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 18 Hat
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 85 Hat Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 88 Hat
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat I put on my wizard's hat.
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 19 Hat
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Sober Stuntman
Level 31 Hat A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Scotch Bonnet
Level 86 Hat Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
The Bolgan
Level 47 Hat Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 99 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
The Liquor Locker #2480
Level 33 Treasure The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 1 Mystical Lamp Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze. Effect: Genteel Smoke
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Hair of the Dog
Level 9 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scottish Snarl
Level 93 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 16 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Gore-Spattered Minigun
Gore-Spattered%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 407
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Face-Melting Festive Minigun
Face-Melting%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 1050
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
Strange Natascha
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Unremarkable Brass Beast
Unremarkable%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 17 +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
The Huo-Long Heater #204
Level 48 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed Crafted by Princess Peach
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 9 On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 9 +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Strange%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 8 (Kills%s3: 2) Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Coupe D'isaster
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
The Hound Dog
Level 35 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 23 Hat It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 9 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat Do not try to bluff Sasha.
The Capo's Capper
Level 58 Hat This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
The U-clank-a
Level 99 Hat Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Pugilist's Protector
Level 99 Hat
Copper's Hard Top
Level 21 Hat
Football Helmet
Level 71 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Chief
Level 83 Hat
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
The War Head #14790
Level 10 Hat Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Security Shades
Level 22 Hat
Large Luchadore
Level 97 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 4 Hat Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
The Samson Skewer
Level 73 Cosmetic Knife The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
( Not Tradable )
The Sandvich Safe #6119
Level 15 Lunchbox Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Can Opener
Level 40 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 33 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 22 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 77 Hat
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 70 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 12 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Scarcely Lethal Frontier Justice
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 43 When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0 When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Strange Widowmaker
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0 No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 31 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size Crafted by Princess Peach
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Robot Arm - Sentry Kills%s5: 91 (Kills%s3: 11) +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Strange Southern Hospitality
Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
Level 10 Hat Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Big Country
Level 18 Hat It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Safe'n'Sound
Level 3 Hat It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
The Barnstormer
Level 43 Hat Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Industrial Festivizer
Level 19 Hat
The Tin-1000
Level 100 Hat Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Mining Light
Level 77 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 75 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Western Wear
Level 46 Hat The old West never saw this kind of class.
Hotrod
Level 100 Hat Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
The Brainiac Goggles #6527
Level 20 Glasses Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 60 Apparel It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 55 Pocket Buddy A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
The Pocket Purrer
Level 74 Satchel Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 49 Stocking No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
The Wingstick #2022
Level 10 Crafted by Princess Peach
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Buzz Killer
Level 44 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 89 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 57 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Master Mind
Level 25 Hat
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Gore-Spattered Syringe Gun
Gore-Spattered%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 388
Unremarkable Blutsauger
Unremarkable%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 15 On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Unremarkable Crusader's Crossbow
Unremarkable%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 14 Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Positively Inhumane Overdose
Positively Inhumane%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 913 Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Face-Melting Medi Gun
Face-Melting%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 1006 (Kill Assists%s3: 2183)
Strange Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0 (Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0 (Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0 (Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 7 (Kill Assists%s3: 16)
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0 (Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0 (Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0 (Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0 (Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Epic Festive Medi Gun
Epic%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 5220 (Kill Assists%s3: 10204)
Positively Inhumane%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 763 (Kill Assists%s3: 1064) Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate. Crafted by Princess Peach
Level 1 Bonesaw "All good girls gather..." On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Amputator
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 88 On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Geisha Boy
Level 18 Hat Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 50 Hat We can't pronounce it either.
"Ecto Goggles"
Level 84 Glasses "Allows the wearer to see invisible ghosts and visually track PKE
valences."
Ze Goggles
Level 89 Glasses Nothing
"Peach's Ecto Goggles"
Level 7 Glasses "Allows the Princess to see invisible Boos and visually track PKE
valences." Effect: Circling Heart
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 10 Hat
Grimm Hatte
Level 13 Hat Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 13 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 75 Hat
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Blighted Beak
Level 52 Hat
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Doc's Holiday
Level 88 Apparel Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd
most like to embody while on vacation.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Der Wintermantel
Level 73 Apparel This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 1 Backpack The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 1 Satchel This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Einstein
Level 65 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 80 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 2 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Rage-Inducing Sniper Rifle
Rage-Inducing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 2370
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Uncharitable Festive Sniper Rifle
Uncharitable%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 130
Uncharitable Huntsman
Uncharitable%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 113
Scarcely Lethal Festive Huntsman
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 43 override projectile type (19)
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0 Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Somewhat Threatening Machina
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 99 On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot Crafted by Princess Peach
Somewhat Threatening SMG
Somewhat Threatening%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 70
Spectacularly Lethal Jarate
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 283 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 3 Blocks a single backstab attempt
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cleaner's Carbine #738
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits Crafted by Princess Peach
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Spectacularly Lethal Bushwacka
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 279 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 92 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 99 Hat Gone Snipin'.
Larrikin Robin
Level 26 Hat
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Professional's Panama
Level 1 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Crocleather Slouch
Level 100 Hat Made from Australia's only natural resource.
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Trophy Belt
Level 72 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
Desert Marauder
Level 68 Hat
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 18 Hat
Villain's Veil
Level 72 Hat The good, the bad, and the dead.
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1 It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
The Koala Compact #4098
Level 5 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Holy Hunter
Level 25 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 64 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 2 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Scarcely Lethal Revolver
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 34
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 1 +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0 Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Strange Knife
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Spectacularly Lethal Festive Knife
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 279
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 5 Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Wanga Prick #65704
Level 79 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Strange%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 0 Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Strange Big Earner
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0 +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
Strange Spy-cicle
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Level 58 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty Crafted by Princess Peach
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 8 Hat They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 71 Hat For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Fancy Fedora
Level 32 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Stealth Steeler
Level 99 Hat Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Détective Noir
Level 66 Hat
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat This hat is a spy.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 97 Hat It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Familiar Fez
Level 19 Hat
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 29 Hat Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
The Spectre's Spectacles #5278
Level 20 Glasses So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
Le Party Phantom
Level 3 Hat
The Dapper Disguise
Level 58 Mask Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
( Not Tradable )
Camera Beard
Level 82 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
The Business Casual
Level 6 Shirt It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 62 Apparel The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 51 Shirt Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
The Made Man
Level 38 A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Under Cover
Level 21 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Griffin's Gog
Level 44 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Intangible Ascot
Level 28 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Positively Inhumane Shotgun
Positively Inhumane%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 803
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Unremarkable Pistol
Unremarkable%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 18
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Somewhat Threatening Reserve Shooter
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 72 Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
"Peach's Frying Pan"
Level 5 Frying Pan
"Rapunzel's Frying Pan"
Level 5 Frying Pan "Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother?"
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Freedom Staff #21065
Level 25 Staff Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Mildly Menacing Half-Zatoichi
Mildly Menacing%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 68 Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable )
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 84 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat Break news, spirits and heads.
The Bloodhound
Level 92 Hat Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
( Not Tradable )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings. This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ebenezer
Level 30 Hat If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat Even more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat Way way more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2009 item
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 86 Hat This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode. Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable )
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 98 Hat You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 91 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 56 Hat A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
Gift from: kikiokyo
( Not Tradable )
The Team Captain
Level 62 Hat Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 26 Hat Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
The Brown Bomber
Level 41 Hat Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat Crafted by Princess Peach
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
The Crone's Dome
Level 79 Hat For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Max's Severed Head
Level 39 Hat Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 33 Hat
Antlers #1618
Level 56 Hat Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 26 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Earbuds
Level 8 Hat OSX represent!
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tuxxy
Level 86 Tuxedo The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge <no employment record found>
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Whale Bone Charm #2916
Level 20 Badge Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it. Hire Date: October 27, 2008 (23:00:16 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Bolgan Family Crest
Level 99 Badge This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
The Mark of the Saint #14623
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
The Hitt Mann Badge #939
Level 55 Badge The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
The Satisfactory Santa's Spirit Of Giving
The Satisfactory Santa's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 14 The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge 'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician' Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 2 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 4 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1 Pin Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close.
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
Flair! #6045
Level 20 Flair! Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Power Up Canteen
Level 79 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 58 Lantern Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Tux
Level 15 Mascot Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Gift from: kikiokyo
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Gift from: Shhhh, AppleRinor is sleepin
The Neon Annihilator #120
Level 1 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits Crafted by Princess Peach
The Flying Guillotine #125
Level 62 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits Crafted by Princess Peach
The Rainblower #33
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland Crafted by Princess Peach
The Rainblower #36
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland Crafted by Princess Peach
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 33 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
The Lollichop
Level 1 - 100 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 - 100 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Deflector
Level 1 Minigun
The AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Ap-Sap
Level 1 - 100 Sapper Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work. sapper voice pak (1) sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
The Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 - 100 Invis Watch A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
The Memory Maker
Level 50 Camera The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in
film. Other memories—like that time you fractured some jerk
Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera—will live on forever in your
heart.