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1
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1
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The Sandvich
Gloves of Running Urgently
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Scout Soldier Pyro Demoman Heavy Engineer Medic Sniper Spy
Scout
(162 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(159 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(170 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(163 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(162 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(141 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(163 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(144 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(142 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
Bat
0
Bottle
0
Fire Axe
0
Kukri
0
Knife
0
Fists
0
Shovel
0
Wrench
0
Bonesaw
0
Shotgun
0
Shotgun
0
Shotgun
0
Shotgun
0
Scattergun
0
Sniper Rifle
0
Minigun
0
SMG
0
Syringe Gun
0
Rocket Launcher
0
Grenade Launcher
0
Stickybomb Launcher
0
Flame Thrower
0
Pistol
0
Pistol
0
Revolver
0
Construction PDA
0
Destruction PDA
0
Disguise Kit
0
PDA
0
Medi Gun
0
Invis Watch
0
The Kritzkrieg
1
The Blutsauger
2
The Ubersaw
1
The Axtinguisher
1
The Flare Gun
1
The Backburner
1
Natascha
1
The Sandvich
2
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
1
The Sandman
1
The Force-A-Nature
1
Bonk! Atomic Punch
1
The Huntsman
1
The Razorback
1
Jarate
1
The Dead Ringer
1
The Cloak and Dagger
1
The Ambassador
1
The Direct Hit
1
The Equalizer
1
The Buff Banner
1
The Scottish Resistance
1
The Chargin' Targe
1
The Eyelander
1
The Gunboats
1
The Wrangler
1
Frontier Justice
1
The Gunslinger
1
The Homewrecker
2
The Pain Train
1
The Southern Hospitality
1
The Dalokohs Bar
1
The Lugermorph
0
The Big Kill
1
Crit-a-Cola
1
The Golden Wrench
0
The Tribalman's Shiv
1
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
1
The Vita-Saw
1
Bat
1
Bottle
1
Fire Axe
1
Knife
1
Fists
1
Shovel
1
Wrench
1
Bonesaw
1
Shotgun
1
Scattergun
1
Sniper Rifle
1
Minigun
1
SMG
1
Syringe Gun
1
Rocket Launcher
1
Grenade Launcher
1
Stickybomb Launcher
1
Flame Thrower
1
Pistol
1
Revolver
1
Medi Gun
1
The Powerjack
1
The Degreaser
1
The Shortstop
1
The Holy Mackerel
1
Mad Milk
1
L'Etranger
1
Your Eternal Reward
1
The Battalion's Backup
1
The Black Box
1
The Sydney Sleeper
1
Darwin's Danger Shield
1
The Bushwacka
1
The Rocket Jumper
1
Gloves of Running Urgently
2
The Frying Pan
3
The Sticky Jumper
1
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
1
The Lugermorph
1
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
1
Iron Curtain
1
The Amputator
1
Crusader's Crossbow
1
The Ullapool Caber
1
The Loch-n-Load
1
The Warrior's Spirit
1
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
1
The Brass Beast
1
The Candy Cane
1
The Boston Basher
1
The Back Scratcher
1
The Claidheamh Mòr
1
The Jag
1
The Fists of Steel
1
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
1
The Sun-on-a-Stick
1
Detonator
1
The Concheror
1
The Fan O'War
1
Conniver's Kunai
1
The Half-Zatoichi
1
The Shahanshah
1
The Bazaar Bargain
1
The Persian Persuader
1
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
1
The Splendid Screen
1
The Quick-Fix
1
The Overdose
1
The Solemn Vow
1
The Liberty Launcher
1
The Reserve Shooter
1
The Market Gardener
1
The Saxxy
0
Tomislav
1
The Family Business
1
The Eviction Notice
1
Fishcake
1
The Cow Mangler 5000
1
The Righteous Bison
1
The Mantreads
1
The Disciplinary Action
1
The Soda Popper
1
The Winger
1
The Atomizer
1
Three-Rune Blade
1
The Postal Pummeler
1
The Enforcer
1
The Big Earner
1
The Maul
1
The Conscientious Objector
1
Nessie's Nine Iron
1
The Original
1
The Diamondback
1
The Machina
1
The Widowmaker
1
The Short Circuit
1
Unarmed Combat
1
Wanga Prick
1
The Apoco-Fists
0
The Pomson 6000
1
The Eureka Effect
1
The Third Degree
1
The Phlogistinator
1
The Manmelter
1
The Bootlegger
1
The Scottish Handshake
1
The Sharp Dresser
0
The Cozy Camper
1
The Wrap Assassin
1
The Spy-cicle
1
Festive Minigun
1
The Holiday Punch
1
Festive Rocket Launcher
1
Festive Flame Thrower
1
Festive Bat
1
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
1
Festive Wrench
1
Festive Medi Gun
1
Festive Sniper Rifle
1
Festive Knife
1
Festive Scattergun
1
The Black Rose
1
The Beggar's Bazooka
1
Sapper
0
Sapper
1
Construction PDA
1
The Lollichop
1
The Scorch Shot
1
The Rainblower
3
The Cleaner's Carbine
1
The Hitman's Heatmaker
1
Baby Face's Blaster
1
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
1
The Escape Plan
1
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
1
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
1
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
1
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
1
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
1
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
1
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
1
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
1
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
1
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
1
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
1
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
1
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
1
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
1
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
1
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
1
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
1
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
1
The Red-Tape Recorder
1
The Huo-Long Heater
1
The Flying Guillotine
2
The Neon Annihilator
2
The Huo-Long Heater
0
The Flying Guillotine
0
The Neon Annihilator
0
Deflector
0
The AWPer Hand
0
The Robo-Sandvich
0
The Freedom Staff
1
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
1
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
1
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
1
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
1
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
The Ap-Sap
0
The Bat Outta Hell
1
The Quäckenbirdt
0
The Memory Maker
0
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
1
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
1
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
0
The Loose Cannon
6
The Rescue Ranger
2
The Vaccinator
11
The Festive Holy Mackerel
1
The Festive Axtinguisher
1
The Festive Buff Banner
1
The Festive Sandvich
1
The Festive Ubersaw
1
Festive Frontier Justice
1
The Festive Huntsman
1
The Festive Ambassador
1
Festive Grenade Launcher
1
The Ham Shank
1


>> Hats
Demoman's Fro
1
Mining Light
1
Football Helmet
1
Prussian Pickelhaube
1
Pyro's Beanie
1
Batter's Helmet
1
Trophy Belt
1
Soldier's Stash
1
Fancy Fedora
1
Texas Ten Gallon
1
Engineer's Cap
0
Officer's Ushanka
0
Tough Guy's Toque
1
Stainless Pot
0
Tyrant's Helm
0
Glengarry Bonnet
1
Vintage Tyrolean
1
Respectless Rubber Glove
1
Camera Beard
1
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
1
Brigade Helm
1
Bonk Helm
1
Ye Olde Baker Boy
0
Backbiter's Billycock
1
Professional's Panama
1
Master's Yellow Belt
2
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
1
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
1
Ghastlierest Gibus
1
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
0
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
0
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
0
Cheater's Lament
0
Bill's Hat
1
J.Axer's Dapper Topper
0
Towering Pillar of Hats
1
Amber's Rad As All Hell Hat
0
Noble Amassment of Hats
1
Uncle Sam
0
Modest Pile of Hat
1
Physician's Procedure Mask
0
The Hound Dog
1
Hustler's Hallmark
1
Magistrate's Mullet
1
Hotrod
1
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
1
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
1
Killer's Kabuto
0
Shooter's Sola Topi
0
Max's Severed Head
1
Whoopee Cap
1
Whiskered Gentleman
1
Ze Goggles
3
Safe'n'Sound
1
Tippler's Tricorne
0
Frenchman's Beret
0
Bloke's Bucket Hat
1
Vintage Merryweather
1
Sergeant's Drill Hat
1
Gentleman's Gatsby
0
The Heavy Duty Rag
1
Alien Swarm Parasite
1
The Attendant
1
Rimmed Raincatcher
0
The Milkman
1
Familiar Fez
1
Grenadier's Softcap
1
Ol' Snaggletooth
1
Lumbricus Lid
1
Pugilist's Protector
1
Old Guadalajara
0
Napper's Respite
1
Bombing Run
1
Chieftain's Challenge
1
Stout Shako
1
Dr's Dapper Topper
1
Handyman's Handle
1
Hard Counter
0
Sober Stuntman
1
Carouser's Capotain
0
Wiki Cap
0
Mann Co. Cap
1
Ellis' Cap
1
Scout Mask
1
Sniper Mask
1
Soldier Mask
1
Demoman Mask
1
Medic Mask
1
Heavy Mask
1
Spy Mask
1
Engineer Mask
1
Pyro Mask
1
Saxton Hale Mask
1
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
1
Ghastlier Gibus
1
Spine-Chilling Skull
0
Voodoo Juju
1
Cadaver's Cranium
0
Horrific Headsplitter
0
Dealer's Visor
1
Frontline Field Recorder
1
Berliner's Bucket Helm
1
Scotch Bonnet
1
The Big Chief
1
Magnificent Mongolian
0
Larrikin Robin
1
Blighted Beak
1
Pyromancer's Mask
1
Prancer's Pride
1
Détective Noir
1
Madame Dixie
0
Buckaroos Hat
0
German Gonzila
0
Flipped Trilby
1
Coupe D'isaster
1
Bounty Hat
0
Treasure Hat
1
Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
0
Le Party Phantom
1
Industrial Festivizer
1
Exquisite Rack
1
Defiant Spartan
0
A Rather Festive Tree
1
Prince Tavish's Crown
1
Crocleather Slouch
1
The Athletic Supporter
0
The Superfan
0
The Dread Knot
1
The Samur-Eye
1
Hero's Hachimaki
0
The Noh Mercy
0
The Geisha Boy
1
Hottie's Hoodie
1
The Team Captain
1
Western Wear
1
Large Luchadore
1
Medic's Mountain Cap
0
Big Country
1
Grimm Hatte
1
Professor's Peculiarity
0
Teddy Roosebelt
1
Sight for Sore Eyes
0
Private Eye
0
Googly Gazer
0
Reggaelator
1
Honcho's Headgear
0
Pocket Medic
1
Villain's Veil
1
Connoisseur's Cap
1
Furious Fukaamigasa
0
Charmer's Chapeau
1
Doctor's Sack
0
Ol' Geezer
0
Desert Marauder
1
Sultan's Ceremonial
1
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
0
Benefactor's Kanmuri
0
Magnanimous Monarch
0
Jumper's Jeepcap
1
Aperture Labs Hard Hat
1
The Capo's Capper
1
Brain Bucket
1
The Dead Cone
1
The Hetman's Headpiece
0
The Janissary Ketche
0
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
1
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
0
Armored Authority
1
Fancy Dress Uniform
1
Bonk Boy
1
The Hero's Tail
0
Sign of the Wolf's School
0
Cosa Nostra Cap
0
The Made Man
1
The Conjurer's Cowl
1
The Planeswalker Helm
1
The Planeswalker Goggles
1
The Lo-Fi Longwave
0
The Proof of Purchase
1
The Spiral Sallet
1
Copper's Hard Top
1
Security Shades
1
Tam O' Shanter
1
Stately Steel Toe
0
Rogue's Col Roule
1
Prairie Heel Biters
0
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
1
Summer Hat
0
The Mask of the Shaman
1
The Pilotka
1
The Stahlhelm
1
The Dragonborn Helmet
1
The Anger
1
Pip-Boy
1
The Wingstick
1
The Nanobalaclava
1
The Deus Specs
1
The Company Man
1
The Purity Fist
1
Clockwerk's Helm
0
Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat
0
Party Hat
1
The Killer Exclusive
1
The El Jefe
1
The Hair of the Dog
1
The Wrap Battler
1
The Blazing Bull
1
The Einstein
1
The Idiot Box
1
The Under Cover
1
The Can Opener
1
The Holy Hunter
1
The Buzz Killer
1
The Last Breath
1
Apparition's Aspect
0
The Infernal Impaler
1
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
0
The Spine-Tingling Skull
0
The Spine-Cooling Skull
0
The Spine-Twisting Skull
0
The MONOCULUS!
1
The Seal Mask
1
Ghastly Gibus
0
The Cold War Luchador
0
The Mark of the Saint
1
The Brainiac Hairpiece
0
The Brainiac Goggles
1
The Moonman Backpack
1
The Bubble Pipe
1
The Manniversary Paper Hat
1
Your Worst Nightmare
0
The One-Man Army
1
The Counterfeit Billycock
1
The Outdoorsman
0
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
0
The Pencil Pusher
1
The Builder's Blueprints
1
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
0
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
1
The Salty Dog
0
The Little Buddy
1
The Gym Rat
0
The Hot Dogger
1
The Birdcage
0
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
1
The Backwards Ballcap
1
The Crocodile Smile
0
Flair!
1
Couvre Corner
1
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
1
L'Inspecteur
0
Photo Badge
1
Clan Pride
1
The Swagman's Swatter
1
The Flamboyant Flamenco
1
The Virtual Reality Headset
1
The Spectre's Spectacles
1
The Stereoscopic Shades
0
The Hat With No Name
0
The Cremator's Conscience
1
The Hermes
0
The Point and Shoot
0
The War Head
1
The Dashin' Hashshashin
0
Dr. Whoa
0
The Top Notch
0
The Ornament Armament
1
The Sandvich Safe
1
The Head Warmer
0
The Outback Intellectual
0
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
0
The All-Father
1
The Kringle Collection
1
The Jingle Belt
0
The Big Elfin Deal
0
The Bootie Time
1
The Nine-Pipe Problem
0
The B.M.O.C.
1
The Holiday Headcase
0
The Full Head Of Steam
1
The Stocking Stuffer
1
The Brown Bomber
1
The Ebenezer
1
The Lucky Shot
1
The Warsworn Helmet
0
The Bolgan
1
The Bolgan Family Crest
1
The Boston Boom-Bringer
0
Aladdin's Private Reserve
1
The Snapped Pupil
0
The Dueler
0
The Gifting Man From Gifting Land
0
The Philateler
0
The Merc Medal
0
The Battle Bob
0
The Bushman's Boonie
0
The Conquistador
0
The Fast Learner
1
The Captain's Cocktails
0
The Helmet Without a Home
0
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
1
The Balloonicorn
0
The Infernal Orchestrina
1
The Burning Bongos
0
The Waxy Wayfinder
1
The Scrap Pack
1
The Texas Half-Pants
1
The Bolt Action Blitzer
1
The Toss-Proof Towel
0
The Fruit Shoot
0
The Front Runner
1
The Triclops
1
The Flamingo Kid
1
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
0
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
1
The Cross-Comm Express
0
The Doublecross-Comm
0
The Atomic Accolade
0
The Professor's Pineapple
0
The Quadwrangler
0
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
1
The Liquor Locker
1
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
1
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
1
The Apparatchik's Apparel
0
The Gentleman's Ushanka
0
Liquidator's Lid
0
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
1
Dillinger's Duffel
1
The Business Casual
1
The HazMat Headcase
1
The Idea Tube
0
Robot Chicken Hat
1
The Grenadier Helm
1
The Void Monk Hair
0
The Ninja Cowl
0
The Triad Trinket
0
The Champ Stamp
0
The Marxman
0
The Human Cannonball
0
Awesomenauts Badge
1
The Lone Star
0
The Russian Rocketeer
1
The Soviet Gentleman
0
The Pocket Purrer
1
The Koala Compact
1
Hat of Cards
0
Medi-Mask
0
The Track Terrorizer
0
Archimedes
0
The War Pig
0
The Bearded Bombardier
0
The Human Cannonball
1
The U-clank-a
1
The Stealth Steeler
1
The Tin Pot
0
The Robot Running Man
0
The Bolted Bushman
0
The Tin-1000
1
Soldier's Stogie
0
The Crafty Hair
0
Area 451
0
The Vigilant Pin
0
The Pyrotechnic Tote
0
Flunkyware
0
The Hanger-On Hood
0
The Flight of the Monarch
0
The Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
0
The Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
0
The Rump-o'-Lantern
1
The Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
0
The Whale Bone Charm
1
The King of Scotland Cape
1
The Menpo
1
The K-9 Mane
1
The Stovepipe Sniper Shako
1
The Foppish Physician
1
The Distinguished Rogue
1
Sir Hootsalot
0
Master Mind
1
The Scarecrow
1
The Crone's Dome
1
The Executioner
0
The Bonedolier
0
The Spooky Shoes
1
The Spooky Sleeves
1
The Zipperface
0
The Grand Duchess Tiara
1
The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
1
The Exorcizor
1
The Wraith Wrap
1
The Coffin Kit
1
Ghostly Gibus
0
The Skull Island Topper
1
The Cockfighter
0
The Hitt Mann Badge
1
That '70s Chapeau
0
The Chief Constable
0
The Siberian Sophisticate
1
The Deadliest Duckling
0
The DethKapp
0
Nose Candy
0
Rail Spikes
0
Brock's Locks
0
The Tuxxy
1
Faerie Solitaire Pin
1
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
0
The Cut Throat Concierge
1
Der Wintermantel
1
The Cool Breeze
0
Soldier's Slope Scopers
1
The Cold Killer
0
Doc's Holiday
1
The Digit Divulger
1
Tough Stuff Muffs
1
Heavy's Hockey Hair
0
The Mutton Mann
0
The Merc's Muffler
0
The Barnstormer
1
The Carl
0
Aqua Flops
0
The Hunger Force
0
Smissmas Wreath
1
Antlers
1
Mann Co. Online Cap
1
The Reindoonicorn
0
The Prize Plushy
0
The Grizzled Growth
0
The Last Straw
0
The Wilson Weave
1
The Brütal Bouffant
1
Buck Turner All-Stars
0
Vox Diabolus
1
The Pounding Father
1
Blind Justice
1
The Person in the Iron Mask
1
The Doe-Boy
1
The Sydney Straw Boat
1
The Steel Songbird
1
Croft's Crest
1
The Fortune Hunter
1
The Tomb Wrapper
1
The Bloodhound
1
The Necronomicrown
1
The TF2VRH
0
The Conspiracy Cap
0
The Public Accessor
0
World Traveler's Hat
0
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
0
Letch's LED
0
The Galvanized Gibus
0
Soldered Sensei
0
Shooter's Tin Topi
0
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
0
Base Metal Billycock
0
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
0
The Gridiron Guardian
0
Tyrantium Helmet
0
The FR-0
0
Steel Shako
0
The Bot Dogger
0
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
0
The Pure Tin Capotain
0
Plumber’s Pipe
0
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
0
The Electric Escorter
0
Full Metal Drill Hat
0
The Metal Slug
0
The Broadband Bonnet
0
Bonk Leadwear
0
The Plug-In Prospector
0
The Bolted Bicorne
0
The Timeless Topper
0
The Strontium Stove Pipe
0
Firewall Helmet
0
Respectless Robo-Glove
0
Pyro's Boron Beanie
0
Halogen Head Lamp
0
Platinum Pickelhaube
0
The Virus Doctor
0
Texas Tin-Gallon
0
Titanium Tyrolean
0
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
0
The Tungsten Toque
0
The Data Mining Light
0
The Bunsen Brave
0
The Bolted Birdcage
0


>> Crafting
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
0
Moustachium Bar
0
'Fish'
0
Spacemetal Scrap
0
Something Special For Someone Special
0
Tour of Duty Ticket
3
Squad Surplus Voucher
0
Scrap Metal
3
Reclaimed Metal
2
Refined Metal
6
Class Token - Scout
1
Class Token - Sniper
1
Class Token - Soldier
1
Class Token - Demoman
1
Class Token - Heavy
1
Class Token - Medic
1
Class Token - Pyro
1
Class Token - Spy
1
Class Token - Engineer
1
Slot Token - Primary
1
Slot Token - Secondary
1
Slot Token - Melee
1
Slot Token - PDA2
0
Roasted Goldfish
0
Charred Pocket Lint
0
Smoked Cheese Wheel
0
Burned Banana Peel
0
Incinerated Barn Door Plank
0
Fireproof Secret Diary
0
Voodoo-Cursed Object
0
Voodoo-Cursed Old Boot
0
Voodoo-Cursed Skeleton
0
Voodoo-Cursed Bag Of Quicklime
0
Voodoo-Cursed Robot Arm
0
Voodoo-Cursed Novelty Bass
0
Voodoo-Cursed Sticky-Bomb
0
Voodoo-Cursed Nail
0


>> Tools
Secret Saxton
1
Pile o' Gifts
0
Dueling Mini-Game
10
Noise Maker - Black Cat
0
Noise Maker - Gremlin
0
Noise Maker - Werewolf
0
Noise Maker - Witch
0
Noise Maker - Banshee
0
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
0
Noise Maker - Stabby
0
Noise Maker - Bell
0
Noise Maker - Gong
0
Noise Maker - Koto
0
Power Up Canteen
1
Noise Maker - Fireworks
0
Valve Store Shipment Box
0
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
25
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
0
Halloween Goodie Cauldron
0
Manniversary Package
0
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
25
Mann Co. Store Package
0
What's in the Sandvich Box?
0
What's in the Companion Square Box?
0
Mann Co. Store Package
0
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?
0
Mann Co. Painting Set
0
Pallet of Crates
0
Name Tag
0
Name Tag
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
1
Paint Can
0
Decal Tool
0
Indubitably Green
0
Zepheniah's Greed
0
Noble Hatter's Violet
0
Color No. 216-190-216
0
A Deep Commitment to Purple
0
Mann Co. Orange
0
Muskelmannbraun
0
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
0
Radigan Conagher Brown
0
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
0
Australium Gold
0
Aged Moustache Grey
0
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
0
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
0
Gift Wrap
0
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
0
Description Tag
0
Team Spirit
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Backpack Expander
0
Pink as Hell
0
A Color Similar to Slate
0
Drably Olive
0
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
0
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
0
Dark Salmon Injustice
0
Stocking Stuffer Key
0
Operator's Overalls
0
Waterlogged Lab Coat
0
Balaclavas Are Forever
0
An Air of Debonair
0
The Value of Teamwork
0
Cream Spirit
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Something Special For Someone Special
0
A Mann's Mint
0
After Eight
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Upgrade to Premium Gift
0
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
0
Pile Of Ash
0
Pile Of Curses
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Strange Bacon Grease
0
RoboCrate Key
1
Pile of RoboKey Gifts
0
A Random RoboKey Gift
0
Strange Part
0
Strange Part: Heavies Killed
0
Strange Part: Demomen Killed
0
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
0
Strange Part: Scouts Killed
0
Strange Part: Engineers Killed
0
Strange Part: Snipers Killed
0
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
0
Strange Part: Medics Killed
0
Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed
0
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
0
Strange Part: Headshot Kills
0
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
0
Strange Part: Gib Kills
0
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
0
Strange Part: Domination Kills
0
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
0
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
0
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
0
Strange Part: Critical Kills
0
Strange Part: Kills While Explosive Jumping
0
Strange Part: Cloaked Spies Killed
0
Strange Part: Sappers Destroyed
0
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
0
Strange Part: Low-Health Kills
0
Strange Part: Halloween Kills
0
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed During Halloween
0
Strange Part: Defender Kills
0
Strange Part: Underwater Kills
0
Strange Part: Kills While Übercharged
0
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
0
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
0
Strange Filter: Coldfront (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Egypt (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Junction (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Mountain Lab (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Steel (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Gullywash (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Turbine (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Fastlane (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Freight (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Yukon (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Harvest (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Lakeside (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Kong King (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Frontier (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Hoodoo (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Nightfall (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Watchtower (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Offblast (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Mann Manor (Community)
0
Halloween Spell: Putrescent Pigmentation
0
Halloween Spell: Die Job
0
Halloween Spell: Chromatic Corruption
0
Halloween Spell: Spectral Spectrum
0
Halloween Spell: Sinister Staining
0
Halloween Spell: Soldier's Booming Bark
0
Halloween Spell: Scout's Spectral Snarl
0
Halloween Spell: Sniper's Deep Downunder Drawl
0
Halloween Spell: Engineers's Gravelly Growl
0
Halloween Spell: Heavy's Bottomless Bass
0
Halloween Spell: Demoman's Cadaverous Croak
0
Halloween Spell: Pyro's Muffled Moan
0
Halloween Spell: Spy's Creepy Croon
0
Halloween Spell: Medic's Blood-curdling Bellow
0
Halloween Spell: Team Spirit Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Gangreen Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Corpse Gray Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Violent Violet Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Rotten Orange Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Bruised Purple Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Headless Horseshoes
0
Halloween Spell: Exorcism
0
Halloween Spell: Squash Rockets
0
Halloween Spell: Gourd Grenades
0
Halloween Spell: Sentry Quad-Pumpkins
0
Halloween Spell: Spectral Flame
0
Battery Canteens
0


>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
#1
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#2
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#4
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#5
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#6
Festive Winter Crate
0
#7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#10
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#11
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#12
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#13
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#14
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#15
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#16
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#18
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#19
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#20
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#21
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#22
Refreshing Summer Cooler
0
#23
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#24
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#25
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#26
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#27
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#28
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#29
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#30
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#31
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#33
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#34
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#35
Naughty Winter Crate
0
#36
Nice Winter Crate
0
#37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#40
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#46
Scorched Crate
0
#47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#48
Fall Crate
0
#49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#51
Eerie Crate
0
#52
Naughty Winter Crate 2012
0
#53
Nice Winter Crate 2012
0
#54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#58
RoboCrate
0


>> Misc
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
1
Earbuds
1
Grizzled Veteran
0
Soldier of Fortune
0
Mercenary
1
Taunt: The High Five!
1
Primeval Warrior
0
Bronze Dueling Badge
1
Silver Dueling Badge
0
Gold Dueling Badge
0
Platinum Dueling Badge
0
Polycount Pin
0
Dangeresque, Too?
1
License to Maim
1
Companion Cube Pin
1
Foster's Facade
1
Stockbroker's Scarf
1
Professor Speks
1
The Essential Accessories
0
Resurrection Associate Pin
0
SpaceChem Pin
1
Taunt: The Director's Vision
1
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
0
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
1
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
1
Summer Shades
1
Flip-Flops
0
Lucky No. 42
0
First Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
0
Second Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
0
Participant - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
0
First Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
0
Second Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
0
Third Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
0
Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
0
UGC Highlander Participant
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
0
Sniper's Snipin' Glass
0
The Ball-Kicking Boots
1
The Merc's Pride Scarf
1
The Scottish Snarl
1
The Pickled Paws
1
B-ankh!
1
The Futankhamun
1
The Fallen Angel
1
Tail From the Crypt
1
Dr. Gogglestache
1
The Emerald Jarate
1
The Steel Pipes
1
The Shoestring Budget
1
Griffin's Gog
1
The Intangible Ascot
1
The Soviet Stitch-Up
1
The Steel-Toed Stompers
1
Silver Bullets
1
Garlic Flank Stake
1
The Frontier Flyboy
1
The Legend of Bugfoot
1
The Bombinomicon
1
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
0
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
0
Strange Spirit Of Giving
1
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
0
UGC Highlander Euro Platinum
0
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
0
UGC Highlander Euro Silver
0
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Euro Iron
0
UGC Highlander Tin 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Tin 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Tin 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Participant
0
UGC Highlander Euro Participant
0
The Map Maker's Medallion
0
Operation Steel Trap Badge
1
The RoBro 3000
0
Pyrovision Goggles
1
Pyrovision Goggles
1
The Tribal Bones
1
The Red-Tape Recorder
0
The Triad Trinket
0
The Champ Stamp
0
The Marxman
0
The Pyrobotics Pack
0
The Medic Mech-bag
1
The Battery Bandolier
0
The Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
0
The Triple A Badge
0
The Heroic Companion Badge
0
Operation Oil Spill Badge
1
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
0
The Plutonidome
1
The Boo Balloon
1
The Unknown Monkeynaut
1
The Grand Duchess Tutu
1
The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
1
The Dead Little Buddy
1
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
0
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
0
Tux
1
The Shred Alert
1
The Samson Skewer
1
The Dapper Disguise
1
The Long Fall Loafers
1
Something Special For Someone Special
0
Barely-Melted Capacitor
1
Voodoo-Cursed Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
1
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
1
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
1
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
1
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
1
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
1
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
1
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
1
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
1
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Silver
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Silver
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Silver
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Silver
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Silver
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Silver
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Steel
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Steel
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Steel
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Steel
0
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
0
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
0
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
0
ESL Season VI Premier Division 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Premier Division 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Premier Division 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Premier Division Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 1 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 1 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 1 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 1 Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 2 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 2 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 2 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 2 Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 3 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 3 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 3 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 3 Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 4 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 4 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 4 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 4 Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 5 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 5 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 5 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 5 Participant
0
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VII Premiership Division Participant
0
ESL Season VII Division 1 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 1 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 1 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 2 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 2 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 2 Participant
0
ESL Season VII Division 3 Participant
0
ESL Season VII Division 4 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 4 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 4 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 4 Participant
0
ESL Season VII Division 5 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 5 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 5 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 5 Participant
0
Ready Steady Pan Participant
0
Ready Steady Pan Participant
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Gold Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Silver Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Gold Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Silver Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Bronze Medal
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Ready Steady Pan Tournament Helper
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The Electric Badge-aloo
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The Megapixel Beard
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The HDMI Patch
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Bolted Bombardier
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The Titanium Towel
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The Scrap Sack
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Teddy Robobelt
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The Bolt Boy
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The Rusty Reaper
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Soldier's Sparkplug
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The Filamental
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Practitioner’s Processing Mask
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Mecha-Medes
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The Steam Pipe
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The Byte’d Beak
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The Googol Glass Eyes
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The Scrumpy Strongbox
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The Dual-Core Devil Doll
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Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



RoboCrate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked RoboCrates.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item


Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item


Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item


Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item


Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item


The Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty


Master's Yellow Belt

Level 29 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



The Rescue Ranger

Level 92 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size


The Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces


The Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces


The Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces


The Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces


The Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces


The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.

-66% Overheal build rate.


The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.

-66% Overheal build rate.


The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.

-66% Overheal build rate.


The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.

-66% Overheal build rate.


The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.

-66% Overheal build rate.


The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.

-66% Overheal build rate.


The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.

-66% Overheal build rate.


The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.

-66% Overheal build rate.


The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.

-66% Overheal build rate.


The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.

-66% Overheal build rate.


Class Token - Scout

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Notably Dangerous Scattergun

Notably Dangerous%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 149


Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0


Strange Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0


Gore-Spattered Festive Scattergun

Gore-Spattered%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 374


Strange Force-A-Nature

Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size


Strange Shortstop

Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.



Strange Soda Popper

Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!

25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits


Strange Baby Face's Blaster

Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost

-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump


Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Vintage Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.



Strange Mad Milk

Strange%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 0
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.



The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size


Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


Strange Flying Guillotine

Strange%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 0
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits

100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits


Strange Bat

Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0


Strange Festive Bat

Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 4


Strange Holy Mackerel

Strange%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 0
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.


Strange Festive Holy Mackerel

Strange%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 0
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.


Unarmed Combat #22664

Level 92
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...


Strange Sandman

Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer


The Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer


Strange Boston Basher

Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


The Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty


The Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty


Strange Atomizer

Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players


Strange Wrap Assassin

Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty


Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 67 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



The Front Runner

Level 8 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.



The El Jefe #3839

Level 10 Hat


The Backwards Ballcap

Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.



Whoopee Cap

Level 1 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.



Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 88 Hat
Straight outta control point.


The Milkman

Level 90 Hat


Flipped Trilby

Level 1 Hat


The Fed-Fightin' Fedora

Level 40 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.



Batter's Helmet

Level 44 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Bonk Helm

Level 24 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.


Bombing Run

Level 96 Hat
Death from above!


The Hot Dogger #10630

Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.



Genuine Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.


Bonk Boy

Level 70 Hat


The Fast Learner

Level 77 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!


( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Spooky Sleeves

Level 45 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!



Genuine Tomb Wrapper

Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.



The Digit Divulger #568

Level 70 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.



Dillinger's Duffel

Level 18 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)



The Ball-Kicking Boots

Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Long Fall Loafers

Level 4 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.


( Not Tradable )


Haunted Spooky Shoes

Level 89 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.



The Bootie Time

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.

Jingle all the way


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul



The Wrap Battler

Level 8 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


B-ankh!

Level 13 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Futankhamun

Level 55 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Class Token - Soldier

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher

Gore-Spattered%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 490


Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0


Strange Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0


Spectacularly Lethal Festive Rocket Launcher

Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 292


The Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Uncharitable Direct Hit

Uncharitable%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 103
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius


Unremarkable Black Box

Unremarkable%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 10
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size


The Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase


Unremarkable Liberty Launcher

Unremarkable%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 13
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size


The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec

No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time


Strange Beggar's Bazooka

Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage

Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers


The Vintage Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.



Unremarkable Festive Buff Banner

Unremarkable%s6 Battle Banner - Banners Deployed%s5: 12
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.



The Vintage Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps


The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.



The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing



Strange Mantreads

Strange%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 0
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on


The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings


Strange Shovel

Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0


Strange Equalizer

Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 4
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


The Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty


Strange Market Gardener

Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits


Strange Escape Plan

Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 4
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


The Lucky Shot

Level 7 Hat
Let's see you do that again, Private.


Soldier's Stash

Level 86 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.



The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #6686

Level 73 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.



Lumbricus Lid

Level 17 Hat


Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Armored Authority #7449

Level 65 Hat


Soldier's Slope Scopers

Level 65 Hat
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.



Grenadier's Softcap

Level 77 Hat


Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 42 Hat


Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 91 Hat


Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 69 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.



Genuine Doe-Boy

Level 1 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!



Stout Shako

Level 84 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.



Dr's Dapper Topper

Level 55 Hat


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Exquisite Rack

Level 93 Hat


The Infernal Impaler #14534

Level 13 Hat


Chieftain's Challenge

Level 86 Hat


Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 30 Uniform


The Kringle Collection

Level 70 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.



Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.

Medal no. 10072


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul



The Idiot Box

Level 98 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Steel Pipes

Level 91 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Shoestring Budget

Level 7 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Class Token - Pyro

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Wicked Nasty Flame Thrower

Wicked Nasty%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 625


Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0


Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0


Notably Dangerous Festive Flame Thrower

Notably Dangerous%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 151


Strange Rainblower

Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 6
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


Strange Backburner

Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 2
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost


Face-Melting Degreaser

Face-Melting%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 1273
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty


The Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits


Uncharitable Flare Gun

Uncharitable%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 123


Strange Detonator

Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self


The Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits


The Scorch Shot #1027

Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius

-50% damage penalty
Crafted by Princess Peach


Strange Fire Axe

Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0


Strange Lollichop

Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


Scarcely Lethal Axtinguisher

Scarcely Lethal%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 27
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


Scarcely Lethal Festive Axtinguisher

Scarcely Lethal%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 34
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


Strange Homewrecker

Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 2
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


The Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


Strange Powerjack

Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 3
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active


Strange Back Scratcher

Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 0
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty


The Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

All players connected via Medigun beams are hit


Strange Neon Annihilator

Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 0
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits


Hottie's Hoodie

Level 69 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.



The Wraith Wrap

Level 76 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.



Pyro's Beanie

Level 72 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 62 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Napper's Respite

Level 51 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.


The Little Buddy

Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.



The Attendant

Level 36 Hat


The Flamboyant Flamenco

Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.



Connoisseur's Cap

Level 42 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...


Brigade Helm

Level 61 Hat


Vintage Merryweather

Level 77 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.



Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 27 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.


The Waxy Wayfinder

Level 84 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke


Prancer's Pride

Level 45 Hat


Handyman's Handle

Level 94 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.


Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


The Bubble Pipe #2200

Level 1 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.

Effect: Genteel Smoke


The Necronomicrown

Level 97 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.


( Not Tradable )


Pyromancer's Mask

Level 61 Hat


The Triclops

Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!


( Not Tradable )


Genuine Person in the Iron Mask

Level 1 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.



Vintage Foster's Facade

Level 1 Hat


The Last Breath #1609

Level 13 Hat


The HazMat Headcase

Level 84 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.



Whiskered Gentleman

Level 98 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.



Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf

Level 1 Hat


The Tribal Bones

Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.



The Cremator's Conscience

Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'



The Moonman Backpack

Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.



Genuine Russian Rocketeer

Level 1 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!



The Infernal Orchestrina

Level 1 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland


The Coffin Kit

Level 22 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.



Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul



The Blazing Bull

Level 66 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Fallen Angel

Level 39 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Tail From the Crypt

Level 64 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Plutonidome

Level 97 Hat

It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.



Class Token - Demoman

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Notably Dangerous Grenade Launcher

Notably Dangerous%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 138


Somewhat Threatening Festive Grenade Launcher

Somewhat Threatening%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 85


Strange Loch-n-Load

Strange%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer

Gift from: infichigo



The Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!

+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


The Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
Crafted by Princess Peach


Scarcely Lethal Stickybomb Launcher

Scarcely Lethal%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 41


Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0


Strange Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0


Gore-Spattered Festive Stickybomb Launcher

Gore-Spattered%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 428


Strange Chargin' Targe

Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer


Strange Scottish Resistance

Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time


The Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase


The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer


Unremarkable Bottle

Unremarkable%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 24


The Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



Strange Eyelander

Strange%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 0
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 3 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Crafted by Princess Peach

( Not Tradable )


Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter

Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer


Unremarkable Ullapool Caber

Unremarkable%s6 Stick Bomb - Kills%s5: 12
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

No random critical hits


The Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer


Strange Persian Persuader

Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 0
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits


Demoman's Fro

Level 30 Hat


Reggaelator

Level 75 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.


Tam O' Shanter

Level 44 Hat


Glengarry Bonnet

Level 65 Hat


Hustler's Hallmark

Level 18 Hat


Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)

Level 85 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.



Sultan's Ceremonial

Level 88 Hat


Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 19 Hat


The Grenadier Helm

Level 1 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.



Sober Stuntman

Level 31 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.


Scotch Bonnet

Level 86 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!


The Bolgan

Level 47 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.



Genuine Samur-Eye

Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war



Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

( Not Tradable )


Genuine Blind Justice

Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!



The Bird-Man of Aberdeen

Level 99
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!



A Whiff of the Old Brimstone

Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.



Genuine King of Scotland Cape

Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.



The Liquor Locker #2480

Level 33 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.



Aladdin's Private Reserve

Level 1 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.

Effect: Genteel Smoke


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul



The Hair of the Dog

Level 9 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Scottish Snarl

Level 93 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Pickled Paws

Level 16 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Class Token - Heavy

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Gore-Spattered Minigun

Gore-Spattered%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 407


Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0


Strange Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0


Face-Melting Festive Minigun

Face-Melting%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 1050


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable )


Strange Natascha

Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time


Unremarkable Brass Beast

Unremarkable%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 17
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed


Strange Tomislav

Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed


The Huo-Long Heater #204

Level 48 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Crafted by Princess Peach


The Vintage Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box


Mildly Menacing Festive Sandvich

Mildly Menacing%s6 Lunch Box - Food Items Eaten%s5: 64


The Vintage Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


The Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?



Strange Family Business

Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 1
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty


Strange Fists

Strange%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 0


Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing

Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 9
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed


Strange Gloves of Running Urgently

Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 9
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty


The Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer


Strange Fists of Steel

Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch


The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty


Strange Holiday Punch

Strange%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 8
(Kills%s3: 2)

Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage


Coupe D'isaster

Level 1 Hat


Genuine Dread Knot

Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair



The Hound Dog

Level 35 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



The One-Man Army

Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.



Genuine Pounding Father

Level 1 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.



The Heavy Duty Rag

Level 23 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.


Tough Guy's Toque

Level 9 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.



Genuine Pilotka

Level 10 Hat


Dealer's Visor

Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.


The Capo's Capper

Level 58 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.



The U-clank-a

Level 99 Hat
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!



Pugilist's Protector

Level 99 Hat


Copper's Hard Top

Level 21 Hat


Football Helmet

Level 71 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Big Chief

Level 83 Hat


The Dragonborn Helmet

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.



The War Head #14790

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.



Security Shades

Level 22 Hat


Large Luchadore

Level 97 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.


The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun

Level 4 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!



Genuine Siberian Sophisticate

Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.



Genuine Purity Fist

Level 10


The Samson Skewer

Level 73 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.


( Not Tradable )


The Sandvich Safe #6119

Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.



Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul



The Can Opener

Level 40 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Soviet Stitch-Up

Level 33 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Steel-Toed Stompers

Level 22 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara

Level 77 Hat

Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.



Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings

Level 70 Apparel

Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.



Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu

Level 12 Apparel

Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.



Class Token - Engineer

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Scarcely Lethal Frontier Justice

Scarcely Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 43
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill

No random critical hits
-50% clip size


Strange Festive Frontier Justice

Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill

No random critical hits
-50% clip size


Strange Widowmaker

Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo


The Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak


The Rescue Ranger

Level 31 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
Crafted by Princess Peach


The Vintage Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun


Genuine Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players

No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits


Scarcely Lethal Wrench

Scarcely Lethal%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 26
(Kills%s3: 3)



Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)



Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)



Scarcely Lethal Festive Wrench

Scarcely Lethal%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 31
(Kills%s3: 2)



Somewhat Threatening Gunslinger

Somewhat Threatening%s6 Robot Arm - Sentry Kills%s5: 91
(Kills%s3: 11)

+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits


Strange Southern Hospitality

Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


Uncharitable Jag

Uncharitable%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 103
(Kills%s3: 17)

30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty


The Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings


Strange Construction PDA

Strange%s6 PDA - Sentry Kills%s5: 5
(Health Dispensed to Allies%s3: 517)



The Pencil Pusher

Level 10 Hat
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.


Big Country

Level 18 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.


Safe'n'Sound

Level 3 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!



The Virtual Reality Headset

Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.


The Barnstormer

Level 43 Hat
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.



Industrial Festivizer

Level 19 Hat


The Tin-1000

Level 100 Hat
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!



Mining Light

Level 77 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.


Texas Ten Gallon

Level 75 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.



Western Wear

Level 46 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.


Hotrod

Level 100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.



Genuine Vox Diabolus

Level 1 Hat
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.



The Brainiac Goggles #6527

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.



Genuine Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!


The Texas Half-Pants

Level 60 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Builder's Blueprints

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.


Teddy Roosebelt

Level 55 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!



The Pocket Purrer

Level 74 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.



The Stocking Stuffer

Level 49 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.



The Wingstick #2022

Level 10
Crafted by Princess Peach


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul



The Buzz Killer

Level 44 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Frontier Flyboy

Level 89 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Legend of Bugfoot

Level 57 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Master Mind

Level 25 Hat

Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.



Class Token - Medic

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Gore-Spattered Syringe Gun

Gore-Spattered%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 388


Unremarkable Blutsauger

Unremarkable%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 15
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer


Unremarkable Crusader's Crossbow

Unremarkable%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 14
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer


Positively Inhumane Overdose

Positively Inhumane%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 913
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%

-10% damage penalty


Face-Melting Medi Gun

Face-Melting%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 1006
(Kill Assists%s3: 2183)



Strange Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)



Strange Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)



Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)



Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 7
(Kill Assists%s3: 16)



Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II

Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)



Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II

Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)



Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)



Strange Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)



Epic Festive Medi Gun

Epic%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 5220
(Kill Assists%s3: 10204)



Epic Kritzkrieg

Epic%s6 Medi Gun - Kill Assists%s5: 5376
(Ubers%s3: 2543)

+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance


Positively Inhumane Quick-Fix

Positively Inhumane%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 763
(Kill Assists%s3: 1064)

Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects


The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.

-66% Overheal build rate.
Crafted by Princess Peach


Strange Bonesaw

Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0


Face-Melting Ubersaw

Face-Melting%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 1069
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed


Wicked Nasty Festive Ubersaw

Wicked Nasty%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 577
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed


"Little Sister's ADAM Syringe"

Level 1 Bonesaw
"All good girls gather..."
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained

-10 max health on wearer


Somewhat Threatening Amputator

Somewhat Threatening%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 88
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates


The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health


The Geisha Boy

Level 18 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 50 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.


"Ecto Goggles"

Level 84 Glasses
"Allows the wearer to see invisible ghosts and visually track PKE
valences."



Ze Goggles

Level 89 Glasses
Nothing


"Peach's Ecto Goggles"

Level 7 Glasses
"Allows the Princess to see invisible Boos and visually track PKE
valences."

Effect: Circling Heart


Vintage Tyrolean

Level 10 Hat


Grimm Hatte

Level 13 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.



The Surgeon's Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!



Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 13 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 75 Hat


Genuine Planeswalker Helm

Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.


Blighted Beak

Level 52 Hat


The Surgeon's Stethoscope

Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.


Couvre Corner

Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.



Doc's Holiday

Level 88 Apparel
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd
most like to embody while on vacation.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Der Wintermantel

Level 73 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.



The Medic Mech-bag

Level 1 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!



The Surgeon's Side Satchel

Level 1 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.



Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul



The Einstein

Level 65 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Dr. Gogglestache

Level 80 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Emerald Jarate

Level 2 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.



Class Token - Sniper

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Rage-Inducing Sniper Rifle

Rage-Inducing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 2370


Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0


Strange Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0


Uncharitable Festive Sniper Rifle

Uncharitable%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 130


Uncharitable Huntsman

Uncharitable%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 113


Scarcely Lethal Festive Huntsman

Scarcely Lethal%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 43
override projectile type (19)


Strange Sydney Sleeper

Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits


Strange Bazaar Bargain

Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%


Somewhat Threatening Machina

Somewhat Threatening%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 99
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds


The Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.

Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping

-20% damage on body shot
Crafted by Princess Peach


Somewhat Threatening SMG

Somewhat Threatening%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 70


Spectacularly Lethal Jarate

Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 283
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire



Strange Razorback

Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 3
Blocks a single backstab attempt


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer


The Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming


The Cleaner's Carbine #738

Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
Crafted by Princess Peach


Strange Tribalman's Shiv

Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty


Spectacularly Lethal Bushwacka

Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 279
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max


Master's Yellow Belt

Level 92 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.



Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 99 Hat
Gone Snipin'.


Larrikin Robin

Level 26 Hat


Genuine Sydney Straw Boat

Level 1 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!



Professional's Panama

Level 1 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.


Crocleather Slouch

Level 100 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.


The Swagman's Swatter

Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.



Trophy Belt

Level 72 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.



The Flamingo Kid

Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.


( Not Tradable )


Desert Marauder

Level 68 Hat


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 18 Hat


Villain's Veil

Level 72 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.


Genuine Steel Songbird

Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?



The Koala Compact #4098

Level 5 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!



Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul



The Holy Hunter

Level 25 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Silver Bullets

Level 64 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Garlic Flank Stake

Level 2 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Class Token - Spy

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Scarcely Lethal Revolver

Scarcely Lethal%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 34


The Big Kill

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.



Strange Ambassador

Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed


Strange Festive Ambassador

Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed


Strange L'Etranger

Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 1
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty


The Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed


Strange Diamondback

Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached

-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits


Strange Knife

Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0


Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0


Strange Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0


Spectacularly Lethal Festive Knife

Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 279


The Black Rose

Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.

( Not Tradable )


Strange Your Eternal Reward

Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 5
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


Wanga Prick #65704

Level 79 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


Strange Conniver's Kunai

Strange%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 0
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer


Strange Big Earner

Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer


Strange Spy-cicle

Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds


The Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable )


The Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive


Unremarkable Dead Ringer

Unremarkable%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 15
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate


Somewhat Threatening Sapper

Somewhat Threatening%s6 Sapper - Buildings Sapped%s5: 96


The Red-Tape Recorder #512

Level 58 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Crafted by Princess Peach


Magistrate's Mullet

Level 8 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.



Backbiter's Billycock

Level 71 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.



Fancy Fedora

Level 32 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Stealth Steeler

Level 99 Hat
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!



Détective Noir

Level 66 Hat


The Counterfeit Billycock

Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.


Charmer's Chapeau

Level 97 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.


Familiar Fez

Level 19 Hat


Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Haunted Scarecrow

Level 29 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.



The Spectre's Spectacles #5278

Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.


Le Party Phantom

Level 3 Hat


The Dapper Disguise

Level 58 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.


( Not Tradable )


Camera Beard

Level 82 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



The Business Casual

Level 6 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.



Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel


Haunted Exorcizor

Level 62 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!



The Cut Throat Concierge

Level 51 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



The Made Man

Level 38
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul



The Under Cover

Level 21 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Griffin's Gog

Level 44 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Intangible Ascot

Level 28 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Positively Inhumane Shotgun

Positively Inhumane%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 803


Slot Token - Secondary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Unremarkable Pistol

Unremarkable%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 18


The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?


( Not Tradable )


Somewhat Threatening Reserve Shooter

Somewhat Threatening%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 72
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size


Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


"Peach's Frying Pan"

Level 5 Frying Pan


"Rapunzel's Frying Pan"

Level 5 Frying Pan
"Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, Mother?"


The Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



The Freedom Staff #21065

Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.



The Bat Outta Hell

Level 5


Genuine Ham Shank

Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.



Strange Pain Train

Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer


Mildly Menacing Half-Zatoichi

Mildly Menacing%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 68
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.


Genuine Wilson Weave

Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!



Genuine Brütal Bouffant

Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.



Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.


Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Mann Co. Online Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Company Man

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.



Frontline Field Recorder

Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.

( Not Tradable )


The Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable )


Modest Pile of Hat

Level 84 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.


Genuine Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.


The Bloodhound

Level 92 Hat
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.


( Not Tradable )


Voodoo Juju

Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Ebenezer

Level 30 Hat
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Ghastlier Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item

( Not Tradable )


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item


The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure

Level 86 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.

Effect: Genteel Smoke

( Not Tradable )


The Full Head Of Steam

Level 98 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!


( Not Tradable )


Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 91 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.


Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 56 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.



Treasure Hat

Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

Gift from: kikiokyo


( Not Tradable )


The Team Captain

Level 62 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tough Stuff Muffs

Level 26 Hat
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.



The Brown Bomber

Level 41 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.



The B.M.O.C.

Level 30 Hat
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!


Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )


The Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10 Hat


Scout Mask

Level 10 Hat



Soldier Mask

Level 10 Hat



Pyro Mask

Level 10 Hat



Demoman Mask

Level 10 Hat



Heavy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Engineer Mask

Level 10 Hat



Medic Mask

Level 10 Hat



Sniper Mask

Level 10 Hat



Spy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat
Crafted by Princess Peach


Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable )


The Crone's Dome

Level 79 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.



Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable )


The MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.


( Not Tradable )


The Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.


( Not Tradable )


Genuine Robot Chicken Hat

Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.



Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.



Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Max's Severed Head

Level 39 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.



A Rather Festive Tree

Level 33 Hat


Antlers #1618

Level 56 Hat
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.



The Skull Island Topper

Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).


( Not Tradable )


Genuine Human Cannonball

Level 1 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.



The Bolt Action Blitzer

Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.


( Not Tradable )


The Spiral Sallet

Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.


( Not Tradable )


Professor Speks

Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.


( Not Tradable )


Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

( Not Tradable )


Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Vintage Pyrovision Goggles

Level 26 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno


Genuine Menpo

Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!



The All-Father

Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!



Earbuds

Level 8 Hat
OSX represent!


The Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Tuxxy

Level 86 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.



SpaceChem Pin

Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>


Clan Pride

Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



The Whale Bone Charm #2916

Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.



Mercenary

Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: October 27, 2008 (23:00:16 GMT)

( Not Tradable )


Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable )


Photo Badge

Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



The Bolgan Family Crest

Level 99 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.



Genuine Croft's Crest

Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.



The Mark of the Saint #14623

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Awesomenauts Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.



The Hitt Mann Badge #939

Level 55 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.



License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

( Not Tradable )


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin

Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.



The Satisfactory Santa's Spirit Of Giving

The Satisfactory Santa's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 14
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.


( Not Tradable )


The Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'

Explode spectacularly on death

( Not Tradable )


Operation Oil Spill Badge

Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable )


Operation Steel Trap Badge

Level 4 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable )


Smissmas Wreath

Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.



Pocket Medic

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.


The Ornament Armament

Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.



Flair! #6045

Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Genuine Scrap Pack

Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.



Genuine Fortune Hunter

Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.



Power Up Canteen

Level 79 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.

Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds

( Not Tradable )


Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern

Level 58 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.



Tux

Level 15 Mascot
Linux represent!

( Not Tradable )


The Teufort Tooth Kicker

Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.



Haunted Boo Balloon

Level 20 Balloon

These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.



Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut

Level 20 Ghost

Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.



Haunted Dead Little Buddy

Level 20 Ghost

Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).



Barely-Melted Capacitor

Level 1 Ash
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?



Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.


( Not Tradable )


Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.



Taunt: The High Five!

Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.



Genuine Shred Alert

Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!



Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

( Not Tradable )


Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



The Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer

Gift from: kikiokyo



The Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players

Gift from: Shhhh, AppleRinor is sleepin



The Neon Annihilator #120

Level 1 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Crafted by Princess Peach


The Flying Guillotine #125

Level 62 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits

100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Crafted by Princess Peach


The Rainblower #33

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Crafted by Princess Peach


The Rainblower #36

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Crafted by Princess Peach


Pyrovision Goggles

Level 33 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland

( Not Tradable )


Secret Saxton

Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!



Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Bat

Level 1 Bat


Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel


Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe


Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher


Bottle

Level 1 Bottle


Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun


Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Knife

Level 1 Knife


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch


Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Bat

Level 1 Bat


Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel


Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe


Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher


Bottle

Level 1 Bottle


Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun


Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch


Knife

Level 1 Knife


Bat

Level 1 Bat


Bottle

Level 1 Bottle


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Knife

Level 1 Knife


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel


Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun


Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher


Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Construction PDA

Level 1 PDA


Destruction PDA

Level 1 PDA


Disguise Kit

Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?


PDA

Level 1 PDA


Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch


The Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance


The Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer


The Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed


The Axtinguisher

Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


The Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


The Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost


Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time


The Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box


The Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed


The Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer


The Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size


Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


The Huntsman

Level 10 Bow


The Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt


Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire



The Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate


The Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive


The Ambassador

Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed


The Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius


The Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


The Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.



The Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time


The Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer


The Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


The Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps


The Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun


Frontier Justice

Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill

No random critical hits
-50% clip size


The Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits


The Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


The Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer


The Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?



The Big Kill

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.



Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.



The Golden Wrench

Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power

( Not Tradable )


The Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty


The Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer


The Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained

-10 max health on wearer


Bat

Level 1 Bat


Bottle

Level 1 Bottle


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe


Knife

Level 1 Knife


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel


Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun


Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher


Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


The Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active


The Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty


The Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.



The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.


Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.



L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.



The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size


The Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer


The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty


The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


The Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?



The Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable )


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable )


The Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates


Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer


The Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

No random critical hits


The Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces


The Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer


The Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?



The Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed


The Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer


The Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


The Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer


The Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer


The Jag

Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty


The Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty


The Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty


Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self


The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing



The Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer


The Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.


The Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max


The Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%


The Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer


The Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects


The Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%

-10% damage penalty


The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health


The Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size


The Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size


The Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits


The Saxxy

Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power

( Not Tradable )


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed


The Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty


The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty


Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec

No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time


The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings


The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on


The Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty


The Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!

25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits


The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size


The Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players


Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


The Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed


The Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer


The Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


The Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


The Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


The Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached

-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits


The Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds


The Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo


The Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players

No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits


Unarmed Combat

Level 1 - 100
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...


Wanga Prick

Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


The Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.


The Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak


The Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings


The Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

All players connected via Medigun beams are hit


The Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits


The Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits


The Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!

+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


The Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



The Sharp Dresser

Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.



The Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming


The Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty


The Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds


Festive Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


The Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage


Festive Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Festive Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Festive Bat

Level 1 Bat


Festive Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Festive Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Festive Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Festive Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Festive Knife

Level 1 Knife


Festive Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


The Black Rose

Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.


The Beggar's Bazooka

Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage

Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers


Sapper

Level 1 Sapper


Sapper

Level 1 Sapper


Construction PDA

Level 1 PDA


The Lollichop

Level 1 - 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


The Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius

-50% damage penalty


The Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


The Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits


The Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.

Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping

-20% damage on body shot


Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost

-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump


Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


The Red-Tape Recorder

Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty


The Huo-Long Heater

Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed


The Flying Guillotine

Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits

100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits


The Neon Annihilator

Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits


The Huo-Long Heater

Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed


The Flying Guillotine

Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits

100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits


The Neon Annihilator

Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits


Deflector

Level 1 Minigun


The AWPer Hand

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.



The Robo-Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?



The Freedom Staff

Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.



Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


The Ap-Sap

Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.

sapper voice pak (1)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3)


The Bat Outta Hell

Level 5


The Quäckenbirdt

Level 1 - 100 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.



The Memory Maker

Level 50 Camera
The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in
film. Other memories—like that time you fractured some jerk
Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera—will live on forever in your
heart.


( Not Tradable )


Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II

Level 1 Minigun


Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II

Level 1 Knife


Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II

Level 1 Wrench


Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II

Level 1 Medi Gun


Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II

Level 1 Scattergun


Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II

Level 1 Minigun


Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II

Level 1 Knife


Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II

Level 1 Wrench


Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II

Level 1 Medi Gun


Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launch