Level 5 Lunch Box Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Also handy for putting out a fire.
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done. +20 max health on wearer
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun This weapon will reload when not active 100% critical hit vs burning players
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Gift from: Professor Quinden
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Equalizer (equipped)
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured When weapon is active: -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Axtinguisher (equipped)
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hits burning players from behind. Mini-crits burning players from the front. -50% damage vs non-burning players No random critical hits
Level 5 Sledgehammer +25 health restored on kill +15% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer +100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Scottish Resistance (equipped)
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer Immune to the effects of afterburn.