Level 10 Flame Thrower "For Beatrice – When we met my life began, Soon afterward, yours
ended." 100% critical hits from behind +150% airblast cost
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
"UPLOADING VIRUS" (equipped)
Level 8 Medi Gun "For Beatrice – I would much prefer it if you were alive and well!" +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Level 5 Hat A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Vintage Gunslinger (equipped)
Level 15 Robot Arm gunslinger punch combo (1) +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates +3 health regenerated per second on wearer When weapon is active: -20% damage penalty
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 83 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 81 Hat "When playing with fire, remember: Safety first"
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 48 Glasses Nothing
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri "For Beatrice - Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down." On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 46 Hat Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 63 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 76 Hat You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 48 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 89 Hat "Very few know that the pom-pom is actually a wool covered
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 74 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Mining Light (equipped)
Level 64 Cosmetic Item For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 56 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 38 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 79 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat Break news, spirits and heads.
"I hope you had life insurance" (equipped)
Level 1 Scattergun "For Beatrice - My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
"Oli's Death by a Thousand Pokes"
Level 1 Syringe Gun
The Sydney Sleeper (equipped)
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit +40% cloak duration -20% damage penalty
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat [Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps. 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Phlogistinator #148119
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits Crafted by Yolo Swaggins
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher "This makes me a good demoman!!!!"
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target +50% max primary ammo on wearer -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Overdose (equipped)
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus +25% greater jump height when active -60% clip size
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (1099431936) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed Crafted by FlAsHi0Z
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects 50% max overheal Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached or backstab kill -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players, sets them on fire and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings Cannot be crit boosted Crafted by Oli the Optimist