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The Vintage Force-A-Nature
The Vintage Direct Hit
Equipped
"Baked Beings on Toast!"
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
The Vintage Brass Beast
Vintage Frontier Justice
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
"Pro & Arrows"
The Vintage Ambassador
Earbuds
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
The Vintage Buff Banner
The Vintage Flare Gun
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
The Vintage Sandvich
The Vintage Wrangler
Equipped
"UPLOADING VIRUS"
Vintage Jarate
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
The Vintage Escape Plan
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
The Vintage Ullapool Caber
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Equipped
The Vintage Gunslinger
The Vintage Amputator
The Vintage Razorback
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
The Vintage Equalizer
Vintage Brigade Helm
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Vintage Ze Goggles
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
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Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
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Vintage Whoopee Cap
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
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Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Equipped
Vintage Mining Light
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
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Vintage Trophy Belt
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Vintage Camera Beard
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#57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Scout Soldier Pyro Demoman Heavy Engineer Medic Sniper Spy
Scout
(132 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(144 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(129 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(141 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(129 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(108 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(114 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(127 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(115 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
Bat
0
Bottle
0
Fire Axe
0
Kukri
0
Knife
0
Fists
0
Shovel
0
Wrench
0
Bonesaw
0
Shotgun
0
Shotgun
0
Shotgun
0
Shotgun
0
Scattergun
0
Sniper Rifle
0
Minigun
0
SMG
0
Syringe Gun
0
Rocket Launcher
0
Grenade Launcher
0
Stickybomb Launcher
0
Flame Thrower
0
Pistol
0
Pistol
0
Revolver
0
Construction PDA
0
Destruction PDA
0
Disguise Kit
0
PDA
0
Medi Gun
0
Invis Watch
0
The Kritzkrieg
4
The Blutsauger
3
The Ubersaw
5
The Axtinguisher
3
The Flare Gun
3
The Backburner
3
Natascha
3
The Sandvich
4
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
3
The Sandman
3
The Force-A-Nature
3
Bonk! Atomic Punch
4
The Huntsman
2
The Razorback
4
Jarate
2
The Dead Ringer
3
The Cloak and Dagger
4
The Ambassador
1
The Direct Hit
2
The Equalizer
3
The Buff Banner
3
The Scottish Resistance
4
The Chargin' Targe
3
The Eyelander
3
The Gunboats
3
The Wrangler
4
Frontier Justice
3
The Gunslinger
4
The Homewrecker
3
The Pain Train
4
The Southern Hospitality
3
The Dalokohs Bar
3
The Lugermorph
0
The Big Kill
0
Crit-a-Cola
2
The Golden Wrench
0
The Tribalman's Shiv
5
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
5
The Vita-Saw
3
Bat
1
Bottle
1
Fire Axe
1
Kukri
1
Knife
1
Fists
1
Shovel
1
Wrench
1
Bonesaw
1
Shotgun
1
Scattergun
1
Sniper Rifle
1
Minigun
3
SMG
1
Syringe Gun
1
Rocket Launcher
1
Grenade Launcher
1
Stickybomb Launcher
1
Flame Thrower
1
Pistol
1
Revolver
1
Medi Gun
1
Invis Watch
1
The Powerjack
2
The Degreaser
3
The Shortstop
3
The Holy Mackerel
3
Mad Milk
1
L'Etranger
1
Your Eternal Reward
2
The Battalion's Backup
5
The Black Box
4
The Sydney Sleeper
4
Darwin's Danger Shield
3
The Bushwacka
5
The Rocket Jumper
2
Gloves of Running Urgently
3
The Frying Pan
1
The Sticky Jumper
3
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
1
The Lugermorph
1
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
1
Iron Curtain
1
The Amputator
3
Crusader's Crossbow
2
The Ullapool Caber
5
The Loch-n-Load
1
The Warrior's Spirit
3
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
4
The Brass Beast
3
The Candy Cane
3
The Boston Basher
3
The Back Scratcher
3
The Claidheamh Mòr
2
The Jag
2
The Fists of Steel
3
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
3
The Sun-on-a-Stick
3
Detonator
3
The Concheror
4
The Fan O'War
4
Conniver's Kunai
4
The Half-Zatoichi
3
The Shahanshah
4
The Bazaar Bargain
3
The Persian Persuader
3
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
3
The Splendid Screen
4
The Quick-Fix
3
The Overdose
3
The Solemn Vow
3
The Liberty Launcher
1
The Reserve Shooter
3
The Market Gardener
4
The Saxxy
0
Tomislav
5
The Family Business
1
The Eviction Notice
2
Fishcake
1
The Cow Mangler 5000
3
The Righteous Bison
4
The Mantreads
4
The Disciplinary Action
3
The Soda Popper
4
The Winger
4
The Atomizer
3
Three-Rune Blade
1
The Postal Pummeler
5
The Enforcer
3
The Big Earner
3
The Maul
1
The Conscientious Objector
0
Nessie's Nine Iron
3
The Original
3
The Diamondback
3
The Machina
3
The Widowmaker
4
The Short Circuit
3
Unarmed Combat
1
Wanga Prick
1
The Apoco-Fists
1
The Pomson 6000
3
The Eureka Effect
4
The Third Degree
1
The Phlogistinator
1
The Manmelter
1
The Bootlegger
3
The Scottish Handshake
3
The Sharp Dresser
1
The Cozy Camper
1
The Wrap Assassin
2
The Spy-cicle
1
Festive Minigun
0
The Holiday Punch
2
Festive Rocket Launcher
0
Festive Flame Thrower
0
Festive Bat
0
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
0
Festive Wrench
0
Festive Medi Gun
0
Festive Sniper Rifle
0
Festive Knife
1
Festive Scattergun
0
The Black Rose
1
The Beggar's Bazooka
0
Sapper
0
The Lollichop
0
The Scorch Shot
3
The Rainblower
1
The Cleaner's Carbine
2
The Hitman's Heatmaker
1
Baby Face's Blaster
0
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
2
The Escape Plan
3
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
The Red-Tape Recorder
1
The Huo-Long Heater
0
The Flying Guillotine
0
The Neon Annihilator
0
The Huo-Long Heater
0
The Flying Guillotine
0
The Neon Annihilator
0
Deflector
0
The AWPer Hand
0
The Robo-Sandvich
0
The Freedom Staff
0
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
The Ap-Sap
0
The Bat Outta Hell
0
The Quäckenbirdt
0
The Memory Maker
0
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
0
The Loose Cannon
1
The Rescue Ranger
0
The Vaccinator
0
The Festive Holy Mackerel
0
The Festive Axtinguisher
0
The Festive Buff Banner
0
The Festive Sandvich
0
The Festive Ubersaw
0
Festive Frontier Justice
0
The Festive Huntsman
0
The Festive Ambassador
0
Festive Grenade Launcher
0
The Ham Shank
0


>> Hats
Demoman's Fro
0
Mining Light
1
Football Helmet
0
Prussian Pickelhaube
1
Pyro's Beanie
0
Batter's Helmet
0
Trophy Belt
1
Soldier's Stash
0
Fancy Fedora
1
Texas Ten Gallon
1
Engineer's Cap
0
Officer's Ushanka
1
Tough Guy's Toque
1
Stainless Pot
0
Tyrant's Helm
1
Glengarry Bonnet
1
Vintage Tyrolean
0
Respectless Rubber Glove
0
Camera Beard
1
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
1
Brigade Helm
1
Bonk Helm
0
Ye Olde Baker Boy
1
Backbiter's Billycock
1
Professional's Panama
0
Master's Yellow Belt
1
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
0
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
1
Ghastlierest Gibus
2
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
0
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
0
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
0
Cheater's Lament
1
Bill's Hat
0
J.Axer's Dapper Topper
0
Towering Pillar of Hats
1
Amber's Rad As All Hell Hat
0
Noble Amassment of Hats
1
Uncle Sam
0
Modest Pile of Hat
1
Physician's Procedure Mask
2
The Hound Dog
2
Hustler's Hallmark
1
Magistrate's Mullet
1
Hotrod
1
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
1
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
0
Killer's Kabuto
0
Shooter's Sola Topi
0
Max's Severed Head
0
Whoopee Cap
1
Whiskered Gentleman
1
Ze Goggles
1
Safe'n'Sound
1
Tippler's Tricorne
2
Frenchman's Beret
1
Bloke's Bucket Hat
0
Vintage Merryweather
1
Sergeant's Drill Hat
0
Gentleman's Gatsby
0
The Heavy Duty Rag
0
Alien Swarm Parasite
1
The Attendant
1
Rimmed Raincatcher
1
The Milkman
1
Familiar Fez
1
Grenadier's Softcap
1
Ol' Snaggletooth
1
Lumbricus Lid
1
Pugilist's Protector
0
Old Guadalajara
0
Napper's Respite
1
Bombing Run
0
Chieftain's Challenge
0
Stout Shako
1
Dr's Dapper Topper
0
Handyman's Handle
0
Hard Counter
0
Sober Stuntman
0
Carouser's Capotain
0
Wiki Cap
0
Mann Co. Cap
1
Ellis' Cap
1
Scout Mask
2
Sniper Mask
1
Soldier Mask
1
Demoman Mask
1
Medic Mask
1
Heavy Mask
2
Spy Mask
1
Engineer Mask
2
Pyro Mask
1
Saxton Hale Mask
1
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
1
Ghastlier Gibus
0
Spine-Chilling Skull
0
Voodoo Juju
0
Cadaver's Cranium
0
Horrific Headsplitter
0
Dealer's Visor
0
Frontline Field Recorder
0
Berliner's Bucket Helm
0
Scotch Bonnet
1
The Big Chief
1
Magnificent Mongolian
0
Larrikin Robin
1
Blighted Beak
1
Pyromancer's Mask
1
Prancer's Pride
0
Détective Noir
0
Madame Dixie
0
Buckaroos Hat
0
German Gonzila
0
Flipped Trilby
1
Coupe D'isaster
0
Bounty Hat
1
Treasure Hat
0
Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
0
Le Party Phantom
0
Industrial Festivizer
0
Exquisite Rack
0
Defiant Spartan
1
A Rather Festive Tree
1
Prince Tavish's Crown
1
Crocleather Slouch
1
The Athletic Supporter
1
The Superfan
0
The Dread Knot
0
The Samur-Eye
0
Hero's Hachimaki
0
The Noh Mercy
1
The Geisha Boy
0
Hottie's Hoodie
1
The Team Captain
1
Western Wear
0
Large Luchadore
1
Medic's Mountain Cap
0
Big Country
0
Grimm Hatte
0
Professor's Peculiarity
0
Teddy Roosebelt
1
Sight for Sore Eyes
1
Private Eye
1
Googly Gazer
0
Reggaelator
1
Honcho's Headgear
0
Pocket Medic
1
Villain's Veil
1
Connoisseur's Cap
1
Furious Fukaamigasa
0
Charmer's Chapeau
0
Doctor's Sack
0
Ol' Geezer
0
Desert Marauder
1
Sultan's Ceremonial
0
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
1
Benefactor's Kanmuri
0
Magnanimous Monarch
0
Jumper's Jeepcap
1
Aperture Labs Hard Hat
1
The Capo's Capper
0
Brain Bucket
1
The Dead Cone
1
The Hetman's Headpiece
0
The Janissary Ketche
0
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
0
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
0
Armored Authority
0
Fancy Dress Uniform
1
Bonk Boy
0
The Hero's Tail
0
Sign of the Wolf's School
1
Cosa Nostra Cap
0
The Made Man
1
The Conjurer's Cowl
1
The Planeswalker Helm
0
The Planeswalker Goggles
0
The Lo-Fi Longwave
0
The Proof of Purchase
1
The Spiral Sallet
1
Copper's Hard Top
0
Security Shades
1
Tam O' Shanter
1
Stately Steel Toe
0
Rogue's Col Roule
0
Prairie Heel Biters
0
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
0
Summer Hat
0
The Mask of the Shaman
1
The Pilotka
0
The Stahlhelm
0
The Dragonborn Helmet
0
The Anger
1
Pip-Boy
0
The Wingstick
0
The Nanobalaclava
1
The Deus Specs
1
The Company Man
1
The Purity Fist
1
Clockwerk's Helm
0
Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat
0
Party Hat
1
The Killer Exclusive
1
The El Jefe
0
The Hair of the Dog
1
The Wrap Battler
1
The Blazing Bull
2
The Einstein
1
The Idiot Box
1
The Under Cover
1
The Can Opener
1
The Holy Hunter
1
The Buzz Killer
1
The Last Breath
0
Apparition's Aspect
0
The Infernal Impaler
1
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
0
The Spine-Tingling Skull
0
The Spine-Cooling Skull
0
The Spine-Twisting Skull
0
The MONOCULUS!
1
The Seal Mask
1
Ghastly Gibus
0
The Cold War Luchador
0
The Mark of the Saint
0
The Brainiac Hairpiece
0
The Brainiac Goggles
0
The Moonman Backpack
0
The Bubble Pipe
0
The Manniversary Paper Hat
1
Your Worst Nightmare
0
The One-Man Army
0
The Counterfeit Billycock
1
The Outdoorsman
1
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
0
The Pencil Pusher
0
The Builder's Blueprints
1
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
1
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
0
The Salty Dog
0
The Little Buddy
0
The Gym Rat
0
The Hot Dogger
0
The Birdcage
0
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
0
The Backwards Ballcap
0
The Crocodile Smile
1
Flair!
1
Couvre Corner
1
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
0
L'Inspecteur
0
Photo Badge
0
Clan Pride
0
The Swagman's Swatter
1
The Flamboyant Flamenco
0
The Virtual Reality Headset
0
The Spectre's Spectacles
0
The Stereoscopic Shades
0
The Hat With No Name
0
The Cremator's Conscience
1
The Hermes
0
The Point and Shoot
0
The War Head
1
The Dashin' Hashshashin
0
Dr. Whoa
0
The Top Notch
0
The Ornament Armament
0
The Sandvich Safe
0
The Head Warmer
0
The Outback Intellectual
1
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
0
The All-Father
0
The Kringle Collection
0
The Jingle Belt
0
The Big Elfin Deal
0
The Bootie Time
0
The Nine-Pipe Problem
0
The B.M.O.C.
0
The Holiday Headcase
0
The Full Head Of Steam
1
The Stocking Stuffer
0
The Brown Bomber
0
The Ebenezer
0
The Lucky Shot
0
The Warsworn Helmet
0
The Bolgan
0
The Bolgan Family Crest
0
The Boston Boom-Bringer
1
Aladdin's Private Reserve
0
The Snapped Pupil
0
The Dueler
0
The Gifting Man From Gifting Land
0
The Philateler
0
The Merc Medal
0
The Battle Bob
0
The Bushman's Boonie
0
The Conquistador
0
The Fast Learner
0
The Captain's Cocktails
0
The Helmet Without a Home
0
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
0
The Balloonicorn
1
The Infernal Orchestrina
0
The Burning Bongos
0
The Waxy Wayfinder
0
The Scrap Pack
0
The Texas Half-Pants
0
The Bolt Action Blitzer
1
The Toss-Proof Towel
0
The Fruit Shoot
1
The Front Runner
0
The Triclops
1
The Flamingo Kid
1
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
0
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
0
The Cross-Comm Express
0
The Doublecross-Comm
0
The Atomic Accolade
0
The Professor's Pineapple
0
The Quadwrangler
0
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
0
The Liquor Locker
0
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
1
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
0
The Apparatchik's Apparel
0
The Gentleman's Ushanka
1
Liquidator's Lid
1
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
0
Dillinger's Duffel
0
The Business Casual
0
The HazMat Headcase
0
The Idea Tube
0
Robot Chicken Hat
0
The Grenadier Helm
0
The Void Monk Hair
0
The Ninja Cowl
0
The Triad Trinket
0
The Champ Stamp
0
The Marxman
0
The Human Cannonball
0
Awesomenauts Badge
0
The Lone Star
0
The Russian Rocketeer
0
The Soviet Gentleman
0
The Pocket Purrer
0
The Koala Compact
0
Hat of Cards
0
Medi-Mask
0
The Track Terrorizer
0
Archimedes
0
The War Pig
0
The Bearded Bombardier
0
The Human Cannonball
0
The U-clank-a
0
The Stealth Steeler
0
The Tin Pot
0
The Robot Running Man
0
The Bolted Bushman
0
The Tin-1000
0
Soldier's Stogie
0
The Crafty Hair
0
Area 451
0
The Vigilant Pin
0
The Pyrotechnic Tote
0
Flunkyware
0
The Hanger-On Hood
0
The Flight of the Monarch
0
The Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
0
The Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
0
The Rump-o'-Lantern
0
The Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
0
The Whale Bone Charm
0
The King of Scotland Cape
0
The Menpo
0
The K-9 Mane
0
The Stovepipe Sniper Shako
1
The Foppish Physician
1
The Distinguished Rogue
1
Sir Hootsalot
0
Master Mind
0
The Scarecrow
0
The Crone's Dome
0
The Executioner
0
The Bonedolier
0
The Spooky Shoes
0
The Spooky Sleeves
0
The Zipperface
0
The Grand Duchess Tiara
0
The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
0
The Exorcizor
0
The Wraith Wrap
0
The Coffin Kit
0
Ghostly Gibus
0
The Skull Island Topper
0
The Cockfighter
0
The Hitt Mann Badge
0
That '70s Chapeau
0
The Chief Constable
0
The Siberian Sophisticate
0
The Deadliest Duckling
0
The DethKapp
0
Nose Candy
0
Rail Spikes
0
Brock's Locks
0
The Tuxxy
0
Faerie Solitaire Pin
0
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
0
The Cut Throat Concierge
0
Der Wintermantel
0
The Cool Breeze
0
Soldier's Slope Scopers
0
The Cold Killer
0
Doc's Holiday
0
The Digit Divulger
0
Tough Stuff Muffs
0
Heavy's Hockey Hair
0
The Mutton Mann
0
The Merc's Muffler
0
The Barnstormer
0
The Carl
0
Aqua Flops
0
The Hunger Force
0
Smissmas Wreath
0
Antlers
0
Mann Co. Online Cap
0
The Reindoonicorn
0
The Prize Plushy
0
The Grizzled Growth
0
The Last Straw
0
The Wilson Weave
0
The Brütal Bouffant
0
Buck Turner All-Stars
0
Vox Diabolus
0
The Pounding Father
0
Blind Justice
0
The Person in the Iron Mask
0
The Doe-Boy
0
The Sydney Straw Boat
0
The Steel Songbird
0
Croft's Crest
0
The Fortune Hunter
0
The Tomb Wrapper
0
The Bloodhound
0
The Necronomicrown
0
The TF2VRH
0
The Conspiracy Cap
0
The Public Accessor
0
World Traveler's Hat
0
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
0
Letch's LED
0
The Galvanized Gibus
0
Soldered Sensei
0
Shooter's Tin Topi
0
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
0
Base Metal Billycock
0
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
0
The Gridiron Guardian
0
Tyrantium Helmet
0
The FR-0
0
Steel Shako
0
The Bot Dogger
0
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
0
The Pure Tin Capotain
0
Plumber’s Pipe
0
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
0
The Electric Escorter
0
Full Metal Drill Hat
0
The Metal Slug
0
The Broadband Bonnet
0
Bonk Leadwear
0
The Plug-In Prospector
0
The Bolted Bicorne
0
The Timeless Topper
0
The Strontium Stove Pipe
0
Firewall Helmet
0
Respectless Robo-Glove
0
Pyro's Boron Beanie
0
Halogen Head Lamp
0
Platinum Pickelhaube
0
The Virus Doctor
0
Texas Tin-Gallon
0
Titanium Tyrolean
0
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
0
The Tungsten Toque
0
The Data Mining Light
0
The Bunsen Brave
0
The Bolted Birdcage
0


>> Crafting
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
0
Moustachium Bar
0
'Fish'
0
Spacemetal Scrap
0
Something Special For Someone Special
0
Tour of Duty Ticket
0
Squad Surplus Voucher
0
Scrap Metal
1
Reclaimed Metal
0
Refined Metal
6
Class Token - Scout
0
Class Token - Sniper
0
Class Token - Soldier
0
Class Token - Demoman
0
Class Token - Heavy
0
Class Token - Medic
0
Class Token - Pyro
0
Class Token - Spy
0
Class Token - Engineer
0
Slot Token - Primary
0
Slot Token - Secondary
0
Slot Token - Melee
0
Slot Token - PDA2
0
Roasted Goldfish
0
Charred Pocket Lint
0
Smoked Cheese Wheel
0
Burned Banana Peel
0
Incinerated Barn Door Plank
0
Fireproof Secret Diary
0
Voodoo-Cursed Object
0
Voodoo-Cursed Old Boot
0
Voodoo-Cursed Skeleton
0
Voodoo-Cursed Bag Of Quicklime
0
Voodoo-Cursed Robot Arm
0
Voodoo-Cursed Novelty Bass
0
Voodoo-Cursed Sticky-Bomb
0
Voodoo-Cursed Nail
0


>> Tools
Secret Saxton
0
Pile o' Gifts
0
Dueling Mini-Game
4
Noise Maker - Black Cat
0
Noise Maker - Gremlin
0
Noise Maker - Werewolf
0
Noise Maker - Witch
0
Noise Maker - Banshee
0
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
0
Noise Maker - Stabby
0
Noise Maker - Bell
0
Noise Maker - Gong
0
Noise Maker - Koto
0
Power Up Canteen
1
Noise Maker - Fireworks
0
Valve Store Shipment Box
0
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
25
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
0
Halloween Goodie Cauldron
0
Manniversary Package
0
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
75
Mann Co. Store Package
0
What's in the Sandvich Box?
0
What's in the Companion Square Box?
0
Mann Co. Store Package
0
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?
0
Mann Co. Painting Set
0
Pallet of Crates
0
Name Tag
0
Name Tag
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Paint Can
0
Decal Tool
0
Indubitably Green
0
Zepheniah's Greed
0
Noble Hatter's Violet
0
Color No. 216-190-216
0
A Deep Commitment to Purple
0
Mann Co. Orange
0
Muskelmannbraun
0
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
0
Radigan Conagher Brown
0
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
0
Australium Gold
0
Aged Moustache Grey
0
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
0
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
0
Gift Wrap
0
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
0
Description Tag
0
Team Spirit
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Backpack Expander
0
Pink as Hell
0
A Color Similar to Slate
0
Drably Olive
0
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
0
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
0
Dark Salmon Injustice
0
Stocking Stuffer Key
0
Operator's Overalls
0
Waterlogged Lab Coat
0
Balaclavas Are Forever
0
An Air of Debonair
0
The Value of Teamwork
0
Cream Spirit
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Something Special For Someone Special
0
A Mann's Mint
0
After Eight
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Upgrade to Premium Gift
0
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
0
Pile Of Ash
0
Pile Of Curses
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Strange Bacon Grease
0
RoboCrate Key
0
Pile of RoboKey Gifts
0
A Random RoboKey Gift
0
Strange Part
0
Strange Part: Heavies Killed
0
Strange Part: Demomen Killed
0
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
0
Strange Part: Scouts Killed
0
Strange Part: Engineers Killed
0
Strange Part: Snipers Killed
0
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
0
Strange Part: Medics Killed
0
Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed
0
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
0
Strange Part: Headshot Kills
0
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
0
Strange Part: Gib Kills
0
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
0
Strange Part: Domination Kills
0
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
0
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
0
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
0
Strange Part: Critical Kills
0
Strange Part: Kills While Explosive Jumping
0
Strange Part: Cloaked Spies Killed
0
Strange Part: Sappers Destroyed
0
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
0
Strange Part: Low-Health Kills
0
Strange Part: Halloween Kills
0
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed During Halloween
0
Strange Part: Defender Kills
0
Strange Part: Underwater Kills
0
Strange Part: Kills While Übercharged
0
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
0
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
0
Strange Filter: Coldfront (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Egypt (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Junction (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Mountain Lab (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Steel (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Gullywash (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Turbine (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Fastlane (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Freight (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Yukon (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Harvest (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Lakeside (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Kong King (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Frontier (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Hoodoo (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Nightfall (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Watchtower (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Offblast (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Mann Manor (Community)
0
Halloween Spell: Putrescent Pigmentation
0
Halloween Spell: Die Job
0
Halloween Spell: Chromatic Corruption
0
Halloween Spell: Spectral Spectrum
0
Halloween Spell: Sinister Staining
0
Halloween Spell: Soldier's Booming Bark
0
Halloween Spell: Scout's Spectral Snarl
0
Halloween Spell: Sniper's Deep Downunder Drawl
0
Halloween Spell: Engineers's Gravelly Growl
0
Halloween Spell: Heavy's Bottomless Bass
0
Halloween Spell: Demoman's Cadaverous Croak
0
Halloween Spell: Pyro's Muffled Moan
0
Halloween Spell: Spy's Creepy Croon
0
Halloween Spell: Medic's Blood-curdling Bellow
0
Halloween Spell: Team Spirit Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Gangreen Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Corpse Gray Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Violent Violet Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Rotten Orange Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Bruised Purple Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Headless Horseshoes
0
Halloween Spell: Exorcism
0
Halloween Spell: Squash Rockets
0
Halloween Spell: Gourd Grenades
0
Halloween Spell: Sentry Quad-Pumpkins
0
Halloween Spell: Spectral Flame
0
Battery Canteens
0


>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
#1
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#2
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#4
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#5
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#6
Festive Winter Crate
0
#7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#10
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#11
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#12
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#13
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#14
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#15
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#16
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#18
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#19
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#20
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#21
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#22
Refreshing Summer Cooler
0
#23
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#24
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#25
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#26
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#27
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#28
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#29
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#30
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#31
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#33
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#34
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#35
Naughty Winter Crate
0
#36
Nice Winter Crate
0
#37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#40
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
5
#44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
2
#45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
3
#46
Scorched Crate
0
#47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
1
#48
Fall Crate
0
#49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
3
#50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#51
Eerie Crate
0
#52
Naughty Winter Crate 2012
0
#53
Nice Winter Crate 2012
0
#54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
1
#55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
2
#56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
1
#58
RoboCrate
0


>> Misc
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
0
Earbuds
1
Grizzled Veteran
0
Soldier of Fortune
1
Mercenary
0
Taunt: The High Five!
0
Primeval Warrior
0
Bronze Dueling Badge
1
Silver Dueling Badge
0
Gold Dueling Badge
0
Platinum Dueling Badge
0
Polycount Pin
0
Dangeresque, Too?
1
License to Maim
1
Companion Cube Pin
1
Foster's Facade
1
Stockbroker's Scarf
1
Professor Speks
1
The Essential Accessories
1
Resurrection Associate Pin
0
SpaceChem Pin
1
Taunt: The Director's Vision
1
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
0
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
0
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
1
Summer Shades
1
Flip-Flops
0
Lucky No. 42
0
First Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
0
Second Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
0
Participant - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
0
First Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
0
Second Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
0
Third Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
0
Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
1
UGC Highlander Participant
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
0
Sniper's Snipin' Glass
0
The Ball-Kicking Boots
1
The Merc's Pride Scarf
0
The Scottish Snarl
1
The Pickled Paws
1
B-ankh!
1
The Futankhamun
1
The Fallen Angel
1
Tail From the Crypt
1
Dr. Gogglestache
1
The Emerald Jarate
1
The Steel Pipes
1
The Shoestring Budget
1
Griffin's Gog
1
The Intangible Ascot
1
The Soviet Stitch-Up
1
The Steel-Toed Stompers
2
Silver Bullets
1
Garlic Flank Stake
1
The Frontier Flyboy
1
The Legend of Bugfoot
1
The Bombinomicon
1
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
0
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
0
Strange Spirit Of Giving
1
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
0
UGC Highlander Euro Platinum
0
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
0
UGC Highlander Euro Silver
0
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Euro Iron
0
UGC Highlander Tin 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Tin 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Tin 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Participant
0
UGC Highlander Euro Participant
0
The Map Maker's Medallion
0
Operation Steel Trap Badge
0
The RoBro 3000
0
Pyrovision Goggles
1
Pyrovision Goggles
1
The Tribal Bones
0
The Red-Tape Recorder
0
The Triad Trinket
0
The Champ Stamp
0
The Marxman
0
The Pyrobotics Pack
0
The Medic Mech-bag
0
The Battery Bandolier
0
The Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
0
The Triple A Badge
0
The Heroic Companion Badge
0
Operation Oil Spill Badge
0
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
0
The Plutonidome
0
The Boo Balloon
0
The Unknown Monkeynaut
0
The Grand Duchess Tutu
0
The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
0
The Dead Little Buddy
0
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
0
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
0
Tux
0
The Shred Alert
0
The Samson Skewer
0
The Dapper Disguise
0
The Long Fall Loafers
0
Something Special For Someone Special
0
Barely-Melted Capacitor
0
Voodoo-Cursed Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Silver
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Silver
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Silver
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Silver
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Silver
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Silver
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Steel
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Steel
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Steel
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Steel
0
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
0
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
0
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
0
ESL Season VI Premier Division 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Premier Division 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Premier Division 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Premier Division Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 1 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 1 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 1 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 1 Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 2 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 2 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 2 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 2 Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 3 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 3 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 3 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 3 Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 4 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 4 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 4 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 4 Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 5 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 5 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 5 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 5 Participant
0
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VII Premiership Division Participant
0
ESL Season VII Division 1 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 1 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 1 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 2 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 2 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 2 Participant
0
ESL Season VII Division 3 Participant
0
ESL Season VII Division 4 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 4 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 4 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 4 Participant
0
ESL Season VII Division 5 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 5 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 5 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 5 Participant
0
Ready Steady Pan Participant
0
Ready Steady Pan Participant
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
1
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
1
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
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The Vintage Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size


The Vintage Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius


"Baked Beings on Toast!"
(equipped)


Level 10 Flame Thrower
"For Beatrice – When we met my life began, Soon afterward, yours
ended."

100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost


The Vintage Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time


The Vintage Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed


Vintage Frontier Justice

Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill

No random critical hits
-50% clip size


Vintage Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer


"Pro & Arrows"

Level 10 Bow


The Vintage Ambassador

Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed


Earbuds

Level 50 Hat
OSX represent!


Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


The Vintage Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.



The Vintage Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


The Vintage Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer


The Vintage Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box


The Vintage Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun


"UPLOADING VIRUS"
(equipped)


Level 8 Medi Gun
"For Beatrice – I would much prefer it if you were alive and well!"
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance


Vintage Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire



The Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate


Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 5 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.



Vintage Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.



The Vintage Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty


The Vintage Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

No random critical hits


The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?



The Vintage Gunslinger
(equipped)


Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits


The Vintage Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates


The Vintage Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt


Vintage Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer


Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 83 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.


The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty


The Vintage Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


Vintage Brigade Helm

Level 81 Hat
"When playing with fire, remember: Safety first"


The Vintage Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.


The Vintage Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer


The Vintage Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


Vintage Ze Goggles

Level 48 Glasses
Nothing


The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
"For Beatrice - Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down."
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty


Vintage Frenchman's Beret

Level 46 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.


Vintage Modest Pile of Hat

Level 63 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.


Vintage Whoopee Cap

Level 76 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.



Vintage Tyrant's Helm

Level 48 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.



Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf

Level 1 Hat


Vintage Glengarry Bonnet

Level 89 Hat
"Very few know that the pom-pom is actually a wool covered
sticky-bomb"



Vintage Officer's Ushanka

Level 74 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.



Vintage Mining Light
(equipped)


Level 64 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.


Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 56 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Vintage Trophy Belt

Level 38 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.



Vintage Camera Beard

Level 79 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Genuine Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.


"I hope you had life insurance"
(equipped)


Level 1 Scattergun
"For Beatrice -  My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did
not."



"Chuck Norrockets"
(equipped)


Level 1 Rocket Launcher


The Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty


The Vintage Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
"For Beatrice - I cherished, you perished. The world's been
nightmarished!"

+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces


"The Gavinator"

Level 1 Minigun
"Even my english teacher can beat your ass!"


"Oli's Shotty"
(equipped)


Level 1 Shotgun
"For Beatrice – Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours."


The Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer


"Your Headache!"

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
"Urine my sights!"


"Oli's Ruthless Revolver"
(equipped)


Level 1 Revolver


The Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'

Explode spectacularly on death

( Not Tradable )


The Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.



The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size


"Grill 'n Kill"

Level 1 Flame Thrower


"Oli's Loch Ness Bombster"
(equipped)


Level 1 Grenade Launcher
"To Beatrice - darling, dearest, dead!"


"In Soviet Russia Gun Shoots YOU!!"
(equipped)


Level 1 Minigun


Genuine Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo


"Oli's Death by a Thousand Pokes"

Level 1 Syringe Gun


The Sydney Sleeper
(equipped)


Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits


L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty


The Athletic Supporter

Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]


The Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!

25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits


The Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


The Phlogistinator #148119

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Crafted by Destroyer, of the worlds™


"Gavinator"
(equipped)


Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
"This makes me a good demoman!!!!"


Vintage Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time


The Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak


The Overdose
(equipped)


Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%

-10% damage penalty


The Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%


The Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size


The Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size


The Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


The Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase


Tomislav #2962

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Crafted by FlAsHi0Z


The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?


( Not Tradable )


The Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


Genuine Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds


Genuine Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached

-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits


Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.



The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec

No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


The Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius

-50% damage penalty


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable )


"Pew Pew"

Level 1 Pistol


"Press Z+2 Now!!!"

Level 1 Medi Gun


The Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.

Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping

-20% damage on body shot


The Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase


Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self


The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer


Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


Genuine Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players

No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits


The Vintage Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer


The Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable )


The MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.


( Not Tradable )


The Vintage Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer


The Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size


The Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 57 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

( Not Tradable )


The Vintage Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


The Jag

Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty


The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health


The Cozy Camper #9262

Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


"Its like hide and go seek except you DIE"

Level 1 Invis Watch


Bounty Hat

Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable )


The Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer


The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing



The Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer


Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


The Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty


The Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings


The Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained

-10 max health on wearer


"Damn I Missed"

Level 1 SMG


The Red-Tape Recorder

Level 59 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty


Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.



The Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty


The Righteous Bison
(equipped)


Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


The Maul
(equipped)


Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


The Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed


Wrench

Level 1 Wrench
"Some Wrenches turn you into gold, this one turns you into a rusty
heap of junk"



"Ouchwitz"

Level 1 Bonesaw


The Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits


Festive Knife

Level 1 Knife


License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

( Not Tradable )


Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.



The Vintage Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


The Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!

+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


The Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #55


The Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box


The Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable )


The Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on


The Vintage Axtinguisher

Level 10 Fire Axe
"For Beatrice - No one could extinguish my love, or your house"
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


The Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits


The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty


The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer


The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.



The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer


Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable )


The Atomizer #1638

Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


The Vintage Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps


The Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

All players connected via Medigun beams are hit


The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty


The Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance


The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing



"Sydney Slicer"

Level 1 Kukri


Wanga Prick #7049

Level 66 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


The Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable )


The Holy Mackerel
(equipped)


Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


The Disciplinary Action
(equipped)


Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty


The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


The Vintage Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


The Apoco-Fists #2146

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


The Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #55


The Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo


The Sharp Dresser #2953

Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.

Crafted by Oli the Optimist


The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure

Level 93 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.

Effect: Genteel Smoke

( Not Tradable )


Unarmed Combat

Level 7
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Frying Pan
(equipped)


Level 5 Frying Pan


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe
"sorry I thought you were a tree"


Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter

Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer

Gift from: _\o/_Jason Uchiha



The Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch


The Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

No random critical hits


The Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!

25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits


The Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!

25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits


The Black Rose

Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.

( Not Tradable )


The Full Head Of Steam

Level 67 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!


( Not Tradable )


The Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty


The Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits


Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item


"Ouch"

Level 1 Bottle


"Sir Alan Sugar's Firing Fingers"

Level 1 Fists


The Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits


Genuine ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal

Level 1 Tournament Medal
Season 1

( Not Tradable )


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #54


The Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds


Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.



"Tell the undertaker I said "Hi!""

Level 1 Bat


The Vintage Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer


The Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces


The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size


The Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time


The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


"Oli's Belligerent Balisong"

Level 1 Knife
"To Beatrice - When we were together I felt breathless. Now you are."


The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Giving

The Competent Contributor's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 4
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.


( Not Tradable )


The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on


"Grave Digger"

Level 1 Shovel
"For Beatrice – You will always be in my heart, In my mind, And in
your grave."



Genuine ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal

Level 1 Tournament Medal
Season 10

( Not Tradable )


Genuine ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal

Level 1 Tournament Medal
Season 9

( Not Tradable )


The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size


The Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size


Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed


The Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max


Flair! #2617

Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

Crafted by B3TA


The Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer


The Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings


Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

( Not Tradable )


The Flamingo Kid

Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.


( Not Tradable )


Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use


Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Liquidator's Lid

Level 57 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.



A Rather Festive Tree

Level 2 Hat

Gift from: Ash Ketchum



The Triclops

Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!


( Not Tradable )


Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



The Fruit Shoot #507

Level 35 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.

Crafted by Oli the Optimist


Humanitarian's Hachimaki

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Connoisseur's Cap #1251

Level 70 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...


Vintage Hustler's Hallmark

Level 90 Hat


Vintage Master's Yellow Belt

Level 46 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.



Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item


Vintage Fancy Fedora

Level 50 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.



Vintage Whiskered Gentleman

Level 8 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.



Reggaelator

Level 45 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.


The Outdoorsman

Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.


Vintage Magistrate's Mullet

Level 39 Hat
"Injustice is very in, that is why they call it IN-justice"


Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Desert Marauder #7031

Level 74 Hat


The Counterfeit Billycock #3542

Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.
Crafted by D3LTA WHO


Genuine Company Man

Level 10 Hat


Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 82 Hat
Straight outta control point.


The Infernal Impaler #2328

Level 13 Hat
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


Vintage Foster's Facade

Level 1 Hat


The Buccaneer's Bicorne #307

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.

Crafted by Oli the Optimist


Genuine Purity Fist

Level 10


The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.



The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty


Larrikin Robin

Level 99 Hat

Gift from: >tfw no bioshock infinite


( Not Tradable )


Private Eye

Level 32 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.


The Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10 Hat


Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 83 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!


Stout Shako

Level 69 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.



Hottie's Hoodie #4488

Level 99 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.

Crafted by Oli the Optimist


Vintage Tippler's Tricorne

Level 4 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.



"The Gray Cowl of Nocturnal"

Level 99 Hat
"Whosoever wears it shall be lost in the shadows."


The Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?



The Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits


The Swagman's Swatter

Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.



Vintage Backbiter's Billycock

Level 2 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.



Cheater's Lament

Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.

Effect: Holy Glow

( Not Tradable )


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed


Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 74 Hat


Napper's Respite

Level 29 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.


The Conjurer's Cowl #850

Level 14 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


Pocket Medic #2523

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.


Vintage Hotrod

Level 56 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.



The Gentleman's Ushanka

Level 14 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.



Crocleather Slouch

Level 75 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.


Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

( Not Tradable )


The Boston Boom-Bringer

Level 7 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.

taunt success sound (1)

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Spiral Sallet

Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.


( Not Tradable )


Pyromancer's Mask

Level 68 Hat


Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

( Not Tradable )


Vintage Tough Guy's Toque

Level 87 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.



Vintage Texas Ten Gallon

Level 11 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.



Couvre Corner #209

Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.

Crafted by Oli the Optimist


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Flipped Trilby

Level 76 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Soldier of Fortune

Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.

Hire Date: August 12, 2008 (08:02:08 GMT)

( Not Tradable )


The Ball-Kicking Boots

Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Defiant Spartan

Level 67 Hat


The Cremator's Conscience

Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tam O' Shanter

Level 67 Hat


The Team Captain #2863

Level 57 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


Safe'n'Sound

Level 30 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!


Gift from: _\o/_Jason Uchiha


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 74 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.



The Outback Intellectual #772

Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!

Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by _\o/_ AnObeseReece


Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



SpaceChem Pin

Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Crafted by frutAA


The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


Lumbricus Lid

Level 19 Hat
"I like Worms, not Maggots!"


Sight for Sore Eyes

Level 6 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.


Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 30 Hat


The Vintage Hound Dog

Level 95 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



The Builder's Blueprints #6440

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Crafted by Dr Zesty McLime >AMUSE<


Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 58 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.


The Crocodile Smile

Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.



The Made Man #5507

Level 1
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 4 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable )


"Enchanted Necklace (Hacks)"

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Crafted by Paul McCartney


Fancy Dress Uniform #8303

Level 94 Uniform


Vintage Vintage Merryweather

Level 80 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.



Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 9 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'



Security Shades

Level 22 Hat


Teddy Roosebelt

Level 94 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!



Blighted Beak

Level 18 Hat


Villain's Veil #1833

Level 27 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Crafted by IBM.Gabe_Stark


The Noh Mercy

Level 25 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask


( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.


( Not Tradable )


The Milkman

Level 22 Hat


Grenadier's Softcap

Level 1 Hat


The Attendant

Level 15 Hat


Scotch Bonnet

Level 75 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!


The Big Chief

Level 19 Hat


Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.


( Not Tradable )


Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 66 Hat

Gift from: GeeFaust


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Familiar Fez

Level 83 Hat

Gift from: Бендера /)^ɛ^(\


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Haunted Wrap Battler

Level 65 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Idiot Box

Level 78 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Blazing Bull

Level 96 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Hair of the Dog

Level 77 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Can Opener

Level 64 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Buzz Killer

Level 45 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Einstein

Level 29 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Holy Hunter

Level 41 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Under Cover

Level 72 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Professor Speks

Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.


( Not Tradable )


Haunted B-ankh!

Level 8 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Steel Pipes

Level 2 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Fallen Angel

Level 96 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Scottish Snarl

Level 13 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up

Level 83 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Frontier Flyboy

Level 55 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Dr. Gogglestache

Level 46 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Silver Bullets

Level 18 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Griffin's Gog

Level 23 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

( Not Tradable )


Haunted Futankhamun

Level 46 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Shoestring Budget

Level 77 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Tail From the Crypt

Level 98 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Pickled Paws

Level 3 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers

Level 73 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Legend of Bugfoot

Level 84 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Emerald Jarate

Level 7 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Garlic Flank Stake

Level 2 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Haunted Intangible Ascot

Level 21 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Scout Mask

Level 10 Hat



Soldier Mask

Level 10 Hat



Pyro Mask

Level 10 Hat



Demoman Mask

Level 10 Hat



Heavy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Engineer Mask

Level 10 Hat



Medic Mask

Level 10 Hat



Sniper Mask

Level 10 Hat



Spy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat


The Blazing Bull

Level 84 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Steel-Toed Stompers

Level 77 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


The Bolt Action Blitzer

Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.


( Not Tradable )


Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use


The Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase


Pyrovision Goggles

Level 87 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland

( Not Tradable )


Strange Minigun

Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Vintage Pyrovision Goggles

Level 5 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno


Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use


Engineer Mask

Level 10 Hat



Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )


Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Heavy Mask

Level 10 Hat



The Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits


The Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage


The Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius


The War Head #7273

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.

Crafted by D3LTA WHO


Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 56 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


The Balloonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


Scout Mask

Level 10 Hat



The Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Crafted by Rare and endangered spycrab


The Hound Dog

Level 2 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Vintage Tippler's Tricorne

Level 65 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.



Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #45


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #44


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #43


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #45


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #43


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #45


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #44


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #43


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #43


Power Up Canteen

Level 75 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.

Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds

( Not Tradable )


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #43


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #49


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #49


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #47


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #49


The Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!

25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits


The Vintage Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size


The Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.



The Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.



Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.



Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size


The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size


The Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty


The Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty


The Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty


The Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty


The Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty


The Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players


The Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players


The Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer


The Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer


The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.


The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer


The Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer


The Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


The Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


The Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty


The Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


The Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size


The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size


The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec

No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time


The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec

No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time


The Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size


The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings


The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings


The Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps


The Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps


The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on


The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on


The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.



The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing



The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing



The Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.



The Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.



The Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


The Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


The Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits


The Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits


The Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty


The Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty


The Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


The Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.



The Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


The Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost


The Vintage Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost


The Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius

-50% damage penalty


The Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self


Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self


The Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty


The Scorch Shot #30243

Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius

-50% damage penalty
Crafted by GaKo


The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


The Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


The Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active


The Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active


The Axtinguisher

Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


The Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty


The Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


The Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer


The Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty


The Axtinguisher

Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed


The Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed


Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time


Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time


Tomislav #35441

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Crafted by -=THO=-BloodMent


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed


The Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


The Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


The Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?



The Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?



The Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box


The Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box


The Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer


The Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty


The Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch


The Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch


The Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed


The Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty


The Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

No random critical hits


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


The Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer


The Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer


The Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!

+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


The Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!

+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer


The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer


The Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time


The Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time


The Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits


Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


The Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer


The Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer


The Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

No random critical hits


The Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

No random critical hits


The Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.


The Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer


The Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer


The Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



The Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



The Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer


The Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer


The Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


The Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

Gift from: Naor



Frontier Justice

Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill

No random critical hits
-50% clip size


Frontier Justice

Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill

No random critical hits
-50% clip size


The Widowmaker #5584

Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo


The Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo


The Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak


The Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak


The Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Vintage Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun


The Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players

No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits


The Jag

Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty


The Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits


The Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits


The Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players

No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits


The Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings


The Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings


The Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed


Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer


The Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer


The Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%

-10% damage penalty


The Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%

-10% damage penalty


The Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance


The Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance


The Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects


The Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects


The Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained

-10 max health on wearer


The Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained

-10 max health on wearer


The Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates


The Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates


The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health


The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health


The Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed


The Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed


The Vintage Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed


The Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits


The Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits


The Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%

Gift from: _\o/_๖ۜBigmac



The Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%


The Vintage Huntsman

Level 10 Bow


Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire



The Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds


The Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer


The Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt


The Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty


The Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty


The Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max


The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt


The Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt


The Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty


The Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed


The Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed


The Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached

-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits


The Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached

-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits

Gift from: _\o/_Creepster



The Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate


The Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


The Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer


The Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer


The Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer


The Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits


The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive

( Not Usable in Crafting )


"I hope you had life insurance"

Level 1 Scattergun
"For Beatrice -  My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did
not."



Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


"Chuck Norrockets"

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


The Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty


"Baked Beings on Toast!"

Level 10 Flame Thrower
"For Beatrice – When we met my life began, Soon afterward, yours
ended."

100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost


"Oli's Shotty"

Level 1 Shotgun
"For Beatrice – Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours."


The Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


"Oli's Loch Ness Bombster"

Level 1 Grenade Launcher
"To Beatrice - darling, dearest, dead!"


"Gavinator"

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
"This makes me a good demoman!!!!"


The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


"In Soviet Russia Gun Shoots YOU!!"

Level 1 Minigun


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fists

Level 1 Fists


"Oli's Shotty"

Level 1 Shotgun
"For Beatrice – Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours."


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


The Vintage Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits


Vintage Mining Light

Level 64 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.


The Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%

-10% damage penalty


"UPLOADING VIRUS"

Level 8 Medi Gun
"For Beatrice – I would much prefer it if you were alive and well!"
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


The Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


"Oli's Ruthless Revolver"

Level 1 Revolver


Knife

Level 1 Knife


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch


"I hope you had life insurance"

Level 1 Scattergun
"For Beatrice -  My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did
not."



Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


"Chuck Norrockets"

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


The Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty


"Baked Beings on Toast!"

Level 10 Flame Thrower
"For Beatrice – When we met my life began, Soon afterward, yours
ended."

100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost


"Oli's Shotty"

Level 1 Shotgun
"For Beatrice – Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours."


The Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Crafted by Oli the Optimist


"Oli's Loch Ness Bombster"

Level 1 Grenade Launcher
"To Beatrice - darling, dearest, dead!"


"Gavinator"

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
"This makes me a good demoman!!!!"


The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


"In Soviet Russia Gun Shoots YOU!!"

Level 1 Minigun


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fists

Level 1 Fists


"Oli's Shotty"

Level 1 Shotgun
"For Beatrice – Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours."


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


The Vintage Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits


Vintage Mining Light

Level 64 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.


The Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%

-10% damage penalty


"UPLOADING VIRUS"

Level 8 Medi Gun
"For Beatrice – I would much prefer it if you were alive and well!"
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


The Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


"Oli's Ruthless Revolver"

Level 1 Revolver


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch


Knife

Level 1 Knife


Bat

Level 1 Bat


Bottle

Level 1 Bottle


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Knife

Level 1 Knife


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel


Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun


Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher


Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Construction PDA

Level 1 PDA


Destruction PDA

Level 1 PDA


Disguise Kit

Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?


PDA

Level 1 PDA


Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch


The Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance


The Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer


The Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed


The Axtinguisher

Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


The Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


The Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost


Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time


The Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box


The Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed


The Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer


The Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size


Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


The Huntsman

Level 10 Bow


The Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt


Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire



The Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate


The Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive


The Ambassador

Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed


The Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius


The Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


The Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.



The Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time


The Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer


The Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


The Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps


The Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun


Frontier Justice

Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill

No random critical hits
-50% clip size


The Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits


The Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


The Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer


The Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?



The Big Kill

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.



Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.



The Golden Wrench

Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power

( Not Tradable )


The Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty


The Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer


The Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained

-10 max health on wearer


Bat

Level 1 Bat


Bottle

Level 1 Bottle


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Knife

Level 1 Knife


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel


Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun


Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher


Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch


The Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active


The Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty


The Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.



The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.


Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.



L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.



The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size


The Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer


The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty


The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


The Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?



The Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable )


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable )


The Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates


Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer


The Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

No random critical hits


The Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces


The Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer


The Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?



The Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed


The Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer


The Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


The Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer


The Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer


The Jag

Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty


The Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty


The Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty


Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self


The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing



The Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer


The Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.


The Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max


The Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%


The Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer


The Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects


The Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%

-10% damage penalty


The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health


The Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size


The Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size


The Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits


The Saxxy

Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power

( Not Tradable )


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed


The Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty


The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty


Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec

No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time


The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings


The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on


The Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty


The Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!

25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits


The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size


The Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players


Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


The Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed


The Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer


The Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


The Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


The Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


The Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached

-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits


The Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds


The Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo


The Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players

No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits


Unarmed Combat

Level 1 - 100
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...


Wanga Prick

Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


The Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.


The Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak


The Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings


The Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

All players connected via Medigun beams are hit


The Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits


The Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits


The Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!

+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


The Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



The Sharp Dresser

Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.



The Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming


The Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty


The Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds


Festive Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


The Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage


Festive Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Festive Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Festive Bat

Level 1 Bat


Festive Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Festive Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Festive Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Festive Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Festive Knife

Level 1 Knife


Festive Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


The Black Rose

Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.


The Beggar's Bazooka

Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage

Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers


Sapper

Level 1 Sapper


The Lollichop

Level 1 - 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


The Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius

-50% damage penalty


The Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


The Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits


The Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.

Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping

-20% damage on body shot


Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost

-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump


Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


The Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1 Scattergun


Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


The Red-Tape Recorder

Level 1 - 100 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty


The Huo-Long Heater

Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed


The Flying Guillotine

Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits

100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits


The Neon Annihilator

Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits


The Huo-Long Heater

Level 1 - 100 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed


The Flying Guillotine

Level 1 - 100 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits

100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits


The Neon Annihilator

Level 1 - 100 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits


Deflector

Level 1 Minigun


The AWPer Hand

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.



The Robo-Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?



The Freedom Staff

Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.



Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1 Minigun


Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1 Knife


Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1 Wrench


Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1 Medi Gun


Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1 Flame Thrower