Level 10 Flame Thrower "For Beatrice – When we met my life began, Soon afterward, yours
ended." 100% critical hits from behind +150% airblast cost
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
"UPLOADING VIRUS" (equipped)
Level 8 Medi Gun "For Beatrice – I would much prefer it if you were alive and well!" +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Level 5 Hat A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Vintage Gunslinger (equipped)
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 83 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 81 Hat "When playing with fire, remember: Safety first"
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 48 Glasses Nothing
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri "For Beatrice - Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down." On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 46 Hat Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 63 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 76 Hat You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 48 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 89 Hat "Very few know that the pom-pom is actually a wool covered
sticky-bomb"
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 74 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Mining Light (equipped)
Level 64 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 56 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 38 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 79 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat Break news, spirits and heads.
"I hope you had life insurance" (equipped)
Level 1 Scattergun "For Beatrice - My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did
not."
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
"Oli's Death by a Thousand Pokes"
Level 1 Syringe Gun
The Sydney Sleeper (equipped)
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat [Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Phlogistinator #148119
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits Crafted by Destroyer, of the worlds™
"Gavinator" (equipped)
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher "This makes me a good demoman!!!!"
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Overdose (equipped)
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Tomislav #2962
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed Crafted by FlAsHi0Z
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time Crafted by Oli the Optimist
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
"Pew Pew"
Level 1 Pistol
"Press Z+2 Now!!!"
Level 1 Medi Gun
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 57 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Cozy Camper #9262
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming Crafted by Oli the Optimist
"Its like hide and go seek except you DIE"
Level 1 Invis Watch
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
"Damn I Missed"
Level 1 SMG
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 59 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Righteous Bison (equipped)
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings Crafted by Oli the Optimist
The Maul (equipped)
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players Crafted by Oli the Optimist
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench "Some Wrenches turn you into gold, this one turns you into a rusty
heap of junk"
"Ouchwitz"
Level 1 Bonesaw
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot. Crafted by Oli the Optimist
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe "For Beatrice - No one could extinguish my love, or your house" 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
The Atomizer #1638
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players Crafted by Oli the Optimist
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
"Sydney Slicer"
Level 1 Kukri
Wanga Prick #7049
Level 66 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat From another era.
( Not Tradable )
The Holy Mackerel (equipped)
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating. Crafted by Oli the Optimist
The Disciplinary Action (equipped)
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Apoco-Fists #2146
Level 10 Fists Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully. Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Sharp Dresser #2953
Level 1 Knife Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks. Crafted by Oli the Optimist
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 93 Hat This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode. Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable )
Unarmed Combat
Level 7 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Frying Pan (equipped)
Level 5 Frying Pan
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe "sorry I thought you were a tree"
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 67 Hat You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
"Ouch"
Level 1 Bottle
"Sir Alan Sugar's Firing Fingers"
Level 1 Fists
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Genuine ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 1 Tournament Medal Season 1
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #54
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
"Tell the undertaker I said "Hi!""
Level 1 Bat
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
"Oli's Belligerent Balisong"
Level 1 Knife "To Beatrice - When we were together I felt breathless. Now you are."
The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Giving
The Competent Contributor's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 4 The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
"Grave Digger"
Level 1 Shovel "For Beatrice – You will always be in my heart, In my mind, And in
your grave."
Genuine ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 1 Tournament Medal Season 10
( Not Tradable )
Genuine ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 1 Tournament Medal Season 9
( Not Tradable )
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Flair! #2617
Level 20 Flair! Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item. Crafted by B3TA
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 57 Hat This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 2 Hat
Gift from: Ash Ketchum
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
The Fruit Shoot #507
Level 35 Hat This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot. Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Connoisseur's Cap #1251
Level 70 Hat You're today's theme ingredient...
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 90 Hat
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 46 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat Way way more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 50 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 8 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Reggaelator
Level 45 Hat Every little thing is gonna be alright.
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 39 Hat "Injustice is very in, that is why they call it IN-justice"
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Desert Marauder #7031
Level 74 Hat
The Counterfeit Billycock #3542
Level 10 Hat This hat is a spy. Crafted by D3LTA WHO
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 82 Hat Straight outta control point.
The Infernal Impaler #2328
Level 13 Hat Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
The Buccaneer's Bicorne #307
Level 10 Hat Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too. Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Larrikin Robin
Level 99 Hat
Gift from: >tfw no bioshock infinite
( Not Tradable )
Private Eye
Level 32 Hat A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 83 Hat Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Stout Shako
Level 69 Hat The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Hottie's Hoodie #4488
Level 99 Hat If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie. Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 4 Hat Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
"The Gray Cowl of Nocturnal"
Level 99 Hat "Whosoever wears it shall be lost in the shadows."
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 2 Hat For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded. Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 74 Hat
Napper's Respite
Level 29 Hat After a long day of burning scouts.
The Conjurer's Cowl #850
Level 14 Hat I put on my wizard's hat. Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Pocket Medic #2523
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 56 Hat Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 14 Hat Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Crocleather Slouch
Level 75 Hat Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
( Not Tradable )
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 7 Futuristic Sound Device Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete. taunt success sound (1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 68 Hat
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 87 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 11 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Couvre Corner #209
Level 20 Pocket Square Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp. Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Flipped Trilby
Level 76 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better. Hire Date: August 12, 2008 (08:02:08 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes Show balls who is the boss.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Defiant Spartan
Level 67 Hat
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tam O' Shanter
Level 67 Hat
The Team Captain #2863
Level 57 Hat Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!' Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Safe'n'Sound
Level 30 Hat It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Gift from: _\o/_Jason Uchiha
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 74 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
The Outback Intellectual #772
Level 15 Apparel Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco! Effect: Genteel Smoke Crafted by _\o/_ AnObeseReece
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge <no employment record found> Crafted by frutAA
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Lumbricus Lid
Level 19 Hat "I like Worms, not Maggots!"
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 6 Hat Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 30 Hat
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 95 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
The Builder's Blueprints #6440
Level 15 Blueprints Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight. Crafted by Dr Zesty McLime >AMUSE<
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 58 Hat We can't pronounce it either.
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
The Made Man #5507
Level 1 A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave. Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 4 Badge This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
"Enchanted Necklace (Hacks)"
Level 20 Medallion One wolf, no moon. Collect all three! Crafted by Paul McCartney
Fancy Dress Uniform #8303
Level 94 Uniform
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 80 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 9 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Security Shades
Level 22 Hat
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 94 Pocket Buddy A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Blighted Beak
Level 18 Hat
Villain's Veil #1833
Level 27 Hat The good, the bad, and the dead. Crafted by IBM.Gabe_Stark
The Noh Mercy
Level 25 Hat Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
The Milkman
Level 22 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 1 Hat
The Attendant
Level 15 Hat
Scotch Bonnet
Level 75 Hat Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
The Big Chief
Level 19 Hat
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 66 Hat
Gift from: GeeFaust
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Familiar Fez
Level 83 Hat
Gift from: Бендера /)^ɛ^(\
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 65 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 78 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 96 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 77 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Can Opener
Level 64 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 45 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Einstein
Level 29 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 41 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Under Cover
Level 72 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 8 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 2 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 96 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 13 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 83 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 55 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 46 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 18 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 23 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 46 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 77 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 98 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 3 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 73 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 84 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 7 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 2 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 21 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Blazing Bull
Level 84 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 77 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 87 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Strange Minigun
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 5 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Level 10 Hat Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask. Crafted by D3LTA WHO
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 56 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase Crafted by Rare and endangered spycrab
The Hound Dog
Level 2 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 65 Hat Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat Way way more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #43
Power Up Canteen
Level 75 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #49
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Tomislav #35441
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed Crafted by -=THO=-BloodMent
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Gift from: Naor
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Widowmaker #5584
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Level 1 Scattergun "For Beatrice - My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did
not."
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating. Crafted by Oli the Optimist
"Chuck Norrockets"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings Crafted by Oli the Optimist
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
"Baked Beings on Toast!"
Level 10 Flame Thrower "For Beatrice – When we met my life began, Soon afterward, yours
ended." 100% critical hits from behind +150% airblast cost
"Oli's Shotty"
Level 1 Shotgun "For Beatrice – Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours."
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher "This makes me a good demoman!!!!"
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
"In Soviet Russia Gun Shoots YOU!!"
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
"Oli's Shotty"
Level 1 Shotgun "For Beatrice – Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours."
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Vintage Mining Light
Level 64 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
"UPLOADING VIRUS"
Level 8 Medi Gun "For Beatrice – I would much prefer it if you were alive and well!" +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
"Oli's Ruthless Revolver"
Level 1 Revolver
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
"I hope you had life insurance"
Level 1 Scattergun "For Beatrice - My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did
not."
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating. Crafted by Oli the Optimist
"Chuck Norrockets"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings Crafted by Oli the Optimist
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
"Baked Beings on Toast!"
Level 10 Flame Thrower "For Beatrice – When we met my life began, Soon afterward, yours
ended." 100% critical hits from behind +150% airblast cost
"Oli's Shotty"
Level 1 Shotgun "For Beatrice – Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours."
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players Crafted by Oli the Optimist
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
The Lollichop
Level 1 - 100 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 - 100 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Deflector
Level 1 Minigun
The AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.