Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Strange Sniper Rifle
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Lancetastic
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Lancetastic
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Maldrasou
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Maldrasou
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Not by Chance
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: DevilGear44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: [OC] Chocolate Drizzle
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Gift from:
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: SpamPillsGetKills
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Hito
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: drpog
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 78 Hat
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #3570
Level 10 Hat Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Demoman's Fro
Level 37 Hat
The Bolgan
Level 82 Hat Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face. Crafted by siege
Mining Light
Level 67 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: LUA
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Hito
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Not by Chance
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Maldrasou
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: SrAMagistrado
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: The Admiral World [RHОB]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Hito
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Sausage!™
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Mikeandtheatwork
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: [MPR] P0tatoGuy
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Gift from: The Scowt
Refined Metal
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Scrap Metal
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Scrap Metal
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Refined Metal
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The Wingstick #247
Level 10 Crafted by siege
Crocleather Slouch #483
Level 94 Hat Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Ol' Geezer #261
Level 65 Hat Get off mah land!
The Backwards Ballcap #343
Level 10 Hat Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way. Crafted by siege
Couvre Corner #1500
Level 20 Pocket Square Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
The Birdcage #334
Level 10 Hat Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot. Crafted by siege
The Dragonborn Helmet #239
Level 10 Hat Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed. Crafted by siege
Desert Marauder #128
Level 47 Hat Crafted by siege
Strange Huntsman
Strange%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 5
Strange Huntsman
Strange%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 1
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Gift from: Not by Chance
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 78 Hat
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: Not by Chance
Ol' Geezer #16846
Level 100 Hat Get off mah land! Crafted by Classy Crupi
The Crafty Hair #3846
Level 99 Hair If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
The Bubble Pipe
Level 69 Hat Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space. Effect: Genteel Smoke
Desert Marauder
Level 13 Hat
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Not by Chance
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Maldrasou
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: Maldrasou
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Gift from: Mikeandtheatwork
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
The Market Gardener
Level 4 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Wrangler
Level 2 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Manmelter
Level 2 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Fists of Steel
Level 3 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Bonk Boy
Level 77 Hat
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
The Cremator's Conscience #3590
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!' Crafted by siege
Unusual Hound Dog
Level 18 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif. Effect: Vivid Plasma
Unusual Big Country
Level 28 Hat It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome. Effect: Vivid Plasma
Unusual Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best. Effect: Bubbling
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Fancy Fedora
Level 64 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 53 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
The Splendid Screen #131191
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer Crafted by Metal
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
Gift from: roger dodger 10-4 rubber ducky
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from:
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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Gift from: (Le´Gold) Timmeh (dk)
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
Max's Severed Head
Level 1 Hat Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Earbuds
Level 67 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 29 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 72 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 7 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 46 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 30 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 40 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 76 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 85 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 64 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 47 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 27 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 22 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 40 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 29 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 50 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 15 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 27 Hat OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 74 Hat OSX represent!
The Planeswalker Helm #18125
Level 20 Hat If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
The Milkman
Level 56 Hat
Defiant Spartan
Level 5 Hat Crafted by siege
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 54 Hat
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Professional's Panama
Level 13 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet. Crafted by {FnS}Pivlo
Pip-Boy #3193
Level 10 Armband Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics! Crafted by siege
Dillinger's Duffel #3985
Level 75 Backpack This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
The Bushman's Boonie
Level 84 Hat Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED. Crafted by aethr
The Flamboyant Flamenco #4683
Level 10 Hat Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them. Crafted by siege
The Milkman
Level 86 Hat
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
The Stealth Steeler
Level 66 Hat Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 13 Hat Gone Snipin'. Crafted by Bruce Wayne
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat This hat is a spy.
The Lucky Shot
Level 47 Hat Let's see you do that again, Private.
The Russian Rocketeer #1395
Level 65 Backpack The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product! Crafted by siege
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Desert Marauder
Level 51 Hat
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
The Buccaneer's Bicorne #1794
Level 10 Hat Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Security Shades
Level 94 Hat
Whoopee Cap
Level 10 Hat You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
The Koala Compact
Level 77 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 28 Mystical Lamp Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze. Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Business Casual
Level 6 Shirt It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Reggaelator
Level 16 Hat Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Desert Marauder
Level 16 Hat
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
The Builder's Blueprints #8885
Level 15 Blueprints Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight. Crafted by siege
The Birdcage #19723
Level 10 Hat Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot. Crafted by Anal Cheese™
Madame Dixie
Level 53 Hat Crafted by Spunk MacGoofy
The Waxy Wayfinder #13580
Level 18 Hat Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.) Effect: Genteel Smoke Crafted by Sandvich_King
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
The Business Casual
Level 26 Shirt It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Reggaelator
Level 12 Hat Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
The Stocking Stuffer #985
Level 89 Stocking No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa. Crafted by dm
The Samur-Eye
Level 93 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 73 Hat Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
The Stereoscopic Shades #8292
Level 20 Glasses If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 1 Apparel Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 92 Satchel This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 50 Hair Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
The Pocket Purrer
Level 43 Satchel Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 75 Hat Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Professional's Panama
Level 78 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
Hat of Cards
Level 34 Hat Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Bombing Run
Level 40 Hat Death from above!
Napper's Respite
Level 49 Hat After a long day of burning scouts. Crafted by verbl
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 26 Apparel The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 28 Hat If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
The Crocodile Smile #326
Level 20 Necklace How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 6 Satchel This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 76 Hat
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 23 Hat
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 84 Hat Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 98 Hat This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Tin-1000
Level 53 Hat Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 53 Lantern Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
The Surgeon's Stethoscope #3403
Level 20 Stethoscope Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead. Crafted by siege
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 98 Hat
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 84 Hat Gone Snipin'.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #13007
Level 10 Hat Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter! Crafted by XaviraV
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 97 Hat Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
The Waxy Wayfinder #6238
Level 81 Hat Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.) Effect: Genteel Smoke Crafted by siege
The HazMat Headcase
Level 43 Hat This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The Company Man #14885
Level 10 Hat Crafted by man_h4ck
Old Guadalajara
Level 89 Hat This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 71 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
The Fruit Shoot #4244
Level 50 Hat This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
Tam O' Shanter
Level 70 Hat
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 62 Stocking No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
The Snapped Pupil
Level 29 Photograph Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
The Battery Bandolier
Level 19 Decorative Bombs For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Sign of the Wolf's School #1740
Level 20 Medallion One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Hat Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 58 Backpack This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Defiant Spartan
Level 22 Hat Crafted by [Working] Doctor Trouble
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 30 Hat These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
The Tin Pot
Level 11 Hat The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Brigade Helm
Level 73 Hat
Sign of the Wolf's School #19805
Level 20 Medallion One wolf, no moon. Collect all three! Crafted by Taco Hut
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 27 Decorative Bombs Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
The Infernal Orchestrina #4878
Level 56 Backpack Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland taunt success sound (2) Only visible in Pyroland Crafted by siege
Vintage Merryweather
Level 79 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Private Eye
Level 9 Hat A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Large Luchadore
Level 16 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
The Lucky Shot
Level 58 Hat Let's see you do that again, Private.
Googly Gazer
Level 54 Hat Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 76 Backpack Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland taunt success sound (2) Only visible in Pyroland
Grimm Hatte
Level 80 Hat Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Old Guadalajara
Level 19 Hat This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 75 Hat Gone Snipin'.
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 3 Backpack Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 29 Hat
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 57 Satchel This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
The Cold War Luchador #10309
Level 10 Hat The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 16 Backpack Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland taunt success sound (2) Only visible in Pyroland
Napper's Respite
Level 71 Hat After a long day of burning scouts.
Liquidator's Lid #5725
Level 82 Hat This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
The Little Buddy #1692
Level 10 Hat People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat. Crafted by siege
Frenchman's Beret
Level 25 Hat Because real espionage is an artform.
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Safe'n'Sound
Level 66 Hat It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
The Swagman's Swatter #6008
Level 10 Hat This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best. Crafted by siege
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
The Infernal Orchestrina #6606
Level 64 Backpack Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland taunt success sound (2) Only visible in Pyroland Crafted by kala Laughing hat King TF2-T [A]
Grimm Hatte
Level 32 Hat Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 84 Hat Crafted by Aɳdré.™
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 19 Backpack Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 12 Backpack Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 92 Hat
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
The Tavish DeGroot Experience #4295
Level 10 Hat Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand? Crafted by siege
Hotrod
Level 63 Hat Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Old Guadalajara
Level 72 Hat This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 13 Hat Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat A nameless hat for a nameless man.
The Tin-1000
Level 84 Hat Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
The Birdcage #6460
Level 10 Hat Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
The One-Man Army #923
Level 10 Hat You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags. Crafted by siege
The Hat With No Name #13867
Level 10 Hat A nameless hat for a nameless man. Crafted by Asian Vasectomyᵀᴿᵂ
Madame Dixie
Level 99 Hat
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 44 Hat I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 40 Hat
The Battery Bandolier
Level 75 Decorative Bombs For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
German Gonzila
Level 13 Hat Crafted by fancy.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
The Tin-1000
Level 25 Hat Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 53 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 8 Hat Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 41 Hat This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Stately Steel Toe #13674
Level 96 Hat Crafted by Alpha "Get Fucked" Sniper |TA2|
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 79 Hat Crafted by Metal
The Stealth Steeler
Level 66 Hat Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
The Tin-1000
Level 17 Hat Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Sober Stuntman
Level 2 Hat A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
The Little Buddy #12027
Level 10 Hat People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat. Crafted by TIGLE
Prancer's Pride
Level 60 Hat
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 65 Hat
Madame Dixie
Level 23 Hat
Exquisite Rack
Level 95 Hat
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 90 Hat Crafted by :)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 54 Hat These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Officer's Ushanka
Level 95 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Stealth Steeler
Level 75 Hat Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Engineer's Cap
Level 36 Hat
Ol' Geezer
Level 10 Hat Get off mah land!
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
The Snapped Pupil
Level 26 Photograph Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye? Crafted by Borbond
Hat of Cards
Level 40 Hat Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Hat of Cards
Level 85 Hat Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Flipped Trilby
Level 25 Hat
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 11 Backpack Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Tin-1000
Level 9 Hat Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat [Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 90 Hat Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Western Wear
Level 72 Hat The old West never saw this kind of class.
Hat of Cards
Level 12 Hat Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
The Jingle Belt
Level 82 Bells Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims. Jingle all the way
Gift from:
Scotch Bonnet
Level 34 Hat Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye! Crafted by fancy.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 40 Hat Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 15 Backpack Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 33 Hat You can't tell, but he's furious.
Copper's Hard Top
Level 50 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 9 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 58 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 86 Hat
The Tin Pot
Level 43 Hat The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Carouser's Capotain
Level 47 Hat Suffer not a sentry to live.
Scotch Bonnet
Level 28 Hat Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Copper's Hard Top
Level 91 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 54 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Stout Shako
Level 72 Hat The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 11 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 16 Hat
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 80 Hat Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Handyman's Handle
Level 83 Hat Clears all sorts of blockage. Crafted by MK24- Gentle Botte of Leisure
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 19 Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 37 Hat Crafted by Bonfire
Pugilist's Protector
Level 34 Hat Crafted by Mr.@lley$tone
Coupe D'isaster
Level 47 Hat
Hottie's Hoodie #4129
Level 99 Hat If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie. Crafted by siege
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 73 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Stout Shako
Level 47 Hat The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 77 Hat
Stately Steel Toe #15541
Level 34 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #19408
Level 90 Hat Crafted by Asian Vasectomyᵀᴿᵂ
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 80 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Jumper's Jeepcap #18994
Level 52 Hat Crafted by Asian Vasectomyᵀᴿᵂ
Scotch Bonnet
Level 17 Hat Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 58 Hat Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Prancer's Pride
Level 93 Hat
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 54 Hat You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 94 Hat We can't pronounce it either.
Grimm Hatte
Level 79 Hat Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon. Crafted by Amyler
Sober Stuntman
Level 18 Hat A sticky-jumper's best friend. Crafted by Lag
Professional's Panama
Level 96 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
The Geisha Boy
Level 19 Hat Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 93 Hat
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 3 Hat You can't tell, but he's furious.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 82 Hat
The Gentleman's Ushanka #4194
Level 22 Hat Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat Crafted by Billy Mays
Exquisite Rack
Level 89 Hat
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 32 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Sober Stuntman
Level 87 Hat A sticky-jumper's best friend. Crafted by [Sparkz][Xenon]
The Dead Cone
Level 61 Hat You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
The Hetman's Headpiece #18387
Level 38 Hat Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka. Crafted by speaker0823
Camera Beard
Level 78 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you? Crafted by Celzic Khalitzburg
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 34 Hat You're today's theme ingredient...
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 90 Hat Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 8 Hat
Crocleather Slouch #19478
Level 92 Hat Made from Australia's only natural resource. Crafted by Jack Goff
Pugilist's Protector
Level 38 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Stately Steel Toe
Level 80 Hat
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 61 Hat Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 19 Hat Because real espionage is an artform.
Professional's Panama
Level 28 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Professional's Panama
Level 8 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 89 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 11 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 44 Hat
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 56 Hat
Sober Stuntman
Level 82 Hat A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 6 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 68 Hat The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 82 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 48 Hat Crafted by ๖ۣۜEnglishman
The Bolted Bushman
Level 48 Hat A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Jumper's Jeepcap #1979
Level 52 Hat
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 77 Hat
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 29 Hat Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Jumper's Jeepcap #23590
Level 29 Hat Crafted by Metal
Private Eye
Level 18 Hat A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 64 Hat
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 80 Hat
The Counterfeit Billycock #4447
Level 10 Hat This hat is a spy. Crafted by siege
Sultan's Ceremonial #3830
Level 20 Hat Crafted by siege
The Capo's Capper #3484
Level 80 Hat This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion. Crafted by siege
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 70 Hat These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 64 Hat Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
The Tin Pot
Level 10 Hat The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
Carouser's Capotain
Level 96 Hat Suffer not a sentry to live.
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat [Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Barnstormer
Level 72 Hat Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 91 Hat Crafted by siege
Prancer's Pride
Level 86 Hat
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 79 Hat
Private Eye
Level 17 Hat A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 11 Hat
Doctor's Sack
Level 84 Hat For when you've got that healin' fever.
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Hat of Cards
Level 65 Hat Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Geisha Boy
Level 71 Hat Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
The Barnstormer
Level 65 Hat Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 67 Hat Crafted by Elbistec
Exquisite Rack
Level 79 Hat
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 74 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 15 Hat The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 97 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 77 Hat The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher' Crafted by siege
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Copper's Hard Top
Level 1 Hat
The Gym Rat
Level 10 Hat Let's get physical. Physical.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 60 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 12 Hat
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 81 Hat You can't tell, but he's furious.
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat This hat is a spy.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 39 Hat Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Hat of Cards #2070
Level 35 Hat Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Prancer's Pride
Level 43 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 26 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Conquistador
Level 71 Hat Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer. Crafted by siege
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 39 Hat Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Stately Steel Toe
Level 100 Hat
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 20 Hat This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 88 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!' Crafted by dayze
The Conquistador
Level 59 Hat Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Bolted Bushman
Level 84 Hat A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Professional's Panama
Level 93 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 80 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 87 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Liquidator's Lid
Level 38 Hat This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
The Barnstormer
Level 91 Hat Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The Barnstormer
Level 87 Hat Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Copper's Hard Top #15240
Level 87 Hat Crafted by Sharplaser99
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 88 Hat You can't tell, but he's furious.
Sober Stuntman
Level 70 Hat A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 35 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
The Big Elfin Deal #3961
Level 43 Hat You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Prancer's Pride
Level 14 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 71 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Hale's Own Scattergun
Hale's Own%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 19456
Scarcely Lethal Shortstop
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 42 Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Force-A-Nature
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 5 Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Gore-Spattered Mad Milk
Gore-Spattered%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 355 Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Positively Inhumane Holy Mackerel
Positively Inhumane%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 900 Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Strange Sandman
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1 Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 6 Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Defiant Spartan
Level 2 Hat
Rage-Inducing Rocket Launcher
Rage-Inducing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 2042
Hale's Own Black Box
Hale's Own%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 9121 On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
Truly Feared Escape Plan
Truly Feared%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 260 Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 2 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 53 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
Gore-Spattered%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 446 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Unremarkable Homewrecker
Unremarkable%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 11 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Unremarkable%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 11 Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Face-Melting Ullapool Caber
Face-Melting%s6 Stick Bomb - Kills%s5: 1333 High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Gore-Spattered Eyelander
Gore-Spattered%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 398 This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Half-Zatoichi
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 191 Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Somewhat Threatening Bottle
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 98
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 0 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 7 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Splendid Screen
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 35 Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Hale's Own Minigun
Hale's Own%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 17969
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 7 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable Brass Beast
Unremarkable%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 12 +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Gore-Spattered Gloves of Running Urgently
Gore-Spattered%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 399 +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Uncharitable Holiday Punch
Uncharitable%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 129 (Kills%s3: 54) Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Mildly Menacing Fists
Mildly Menacing%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 48
Unremarkable Killing Gloves of Boxing
Unremarkable%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 24 On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Positively Inhumane Frontier Justice
Positively Inhumane%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 766 When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Mildly Menacing Widowmaker
Mildly Menacing%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 57 No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
Face-Melting Gunslinger
Face-Melting%s6 Robot Arm - Sentry Kills%s5: 1013 (Kills%s3: 96) +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Level 25 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Epic Sniper Rifle
Epic%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 6783
Spectacularly Lethal SMG
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 305
Positively Inhumane Jarate
Positively Inhumane%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 935 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Gore-Spattered Tribalman's Shiv
Gore-Spattered%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 473 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Sufficiently Lethal Bushwacka
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 221 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Truly Feared Syringe Gun
Truly Feared%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 274
Gore-Spattered Crusader's Crossbow
Gore-Spattered%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 352 Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Gore-Spattered Blutsauger
Gore-Spattered%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 490 On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 6 Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Rage-Inducing%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 2209 (Kill Assists%s3: 5229)
Unremarkable Quick-Fix
Unremarkable%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 24 (Kill Assists%s3: 39) Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 3 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Truly Feared Your Eternal Reward
Truly Feared%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 228 Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 82 Hat Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won’t think it’s so
funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics,
and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 3 Hat This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don’t believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Server-Clearing Pistol
Server-Clearing%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 2985
Strange Reserve Shooter
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0 Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
Positively Inhumane Shotgun
Positively Inhumane%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 779
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot. Crafted by Metal
The Flying Guillotine
Level 69 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box Crafted by Metal
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Beggar's Bazooka #17911
Level 93 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers Crafted by Metal
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher +80% projectile speed +25% damage bonus Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions -70% explosion radius Crafted by Metal
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase Crafted by Metal
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits. Crafted by Metal
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps Crafted by Metal
The Disciplinary Action #34494
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty Crafted by Metal
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Bootlegger #8056
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer Crafted by Metal
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase Crafted by Metal
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Level 71 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed Crafted by Metal
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box Crafted by Metal
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Apoco-Fists #9059
Level 10 Fists Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully. Crafted by Metal
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 67 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun Crafted by Metal
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch +100% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive Crafted by Metal
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 34 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 40 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Front Runner #4506
Level 26 Hat This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind. Crafted by Metal
The Planeswalker Goggles #14448
Level 70 Hat No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map. Crafted by Metal
The Track Terrorizer #38
Level 65 Shirt For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school. Crafted by Metal
The Fast Learner
Level 24 Shirt Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League! Crafted by Metal
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 91 Hat This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.) Crafted by Metal
The Battle Bob
Level 78 Hat Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face. Crafted by Metal
The Infernal Impaler #10226
Level 13 Hat Crafted by Metal
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #15773
Level 25 Facial Hair Effect: Genteel Smoke Crafted by Metal
Fancy Dress Uniform #13882
Level 11 Uniform Crafted by Metal
The Kringle Collection #8663
Level 50 Coat Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle. Crafted by Metal
Vintage Merryweather
Level 45 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames. Crafted by Metal
Apparition's Aspect #8072
Level 13 Hat Crafted by Metal
The Last Breath #8154
Level 13 Hat Crafted by Metal
The Cremator's Conscience #10292
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!' Crafted by Metal
The Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war Crafted by Metal
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen #65
Level 37 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite! Crafted by Metal
The Liquor Locker #2190
Level 85 Treasure The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden. Crafted by Metal
The Hound Dog
Level 52 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif. Crafted by Metal
The Outdoorsman #11319
Level 10 Hat Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all. Crafted by Metal
Security Shades #10610
Level 31 Hat Crafted by Metal
The Apparatchik's Apparel #71
Level 70 Shirt Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe. Crafted by Metal
The Purity Fist #9799
Level 10 Crafted by Metal
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Big Country
Level 87 Hat It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome. Crafted by Metal
Pip-Boy #9874
Level 10 Armband Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics! Crafted by Metal
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 62 Pocket Buddy A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat! Crafted by Metal
The Builder's Blueprints #8289
Level 15 Blueprints Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight. Crafted by Metal
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 17 Apparel It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants. Crafted by Metal
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #8521
Level 10 Hat Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter! Crafted by Metal
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 30 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy. Crafted by Metal
The Quadwrangler #19
Level 42 Science Project This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is! Crafted by Metal
The Swagman's Swatter #8379
Level 10 Hat This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best. Crafted by Metal
The Outback Intellectual #3973
Level 15 Apparel Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco! Effect: Genteel Smoke Crafted by Metal
Dr. Whoa #7834
Level 15 Shirt Crafted by Metal
The Made Man #13043
Level 39 A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave. Crafted by Metal
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #1256
Level 9 Shoes Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out. Crafted by Metal
The Team Captain #14315
Level 65 Hat Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!' Crafted by Metal
The Deus Specs #12475
Level 10 Glasses Crafted by Metal
The Triad Trinket #1556
Level 47 Necklace Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home." Crafted by Metal
Pocket Medic #11734
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close. Crafted by Metal
The Ornament Armament #8998
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental. Crafted by Metal
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it. Hire Date: February 16, 2012 (18:51:00 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 2 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 8 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 3 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 2 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Power Up Canteen
Level 68 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Genuine UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal UGC Highlander League Season 9
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Spine-Twisting Skull
Level 31 Hat Express your discontent with the living. This is a special Halloween 2011 item Crafted by Metal