Level 98 Hat Suffer not a sentry to live. Effect: Green Energy
Mildly Menacing Gunslinger
Mildly Menacing%s6 Robot Arm - Sentry Kills%s5: 53 (Kills%s3: 5) +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 65 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 19 Hat
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 0 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0 Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Notably Dangerous Soda Popper
Notably Dangerous%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 171 Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Soda Popper #78742
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits Crafted by Magoguga
( Not Tradable )
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Face-Melting Scattergun
Face-Melting%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 1069
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Machina #114369
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds Crafted by Magoguga
( Not Tradable )
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Rage-Inducing Sniper Rifle
Rage-Inducing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 2037
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time Crafted by 16 Bits
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
Face-Melting Black Box
Face-Melting%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 1034 On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
Strange%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 2 Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 9 Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Uncharitable Blutsauger
Uncharitable%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 102 On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Syringe Gun
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 38
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Server-Clearing Minigun
Server-Clearing%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 3702
The Phlogistinator #7560
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits Crafted by Magoguga
( Not Tradable )
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Spectacularly Lethal Frontier Justice
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 309 When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Positively Inhumane Mad Milk
Positively Inhumane%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 847 Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable )
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rage-Inducing Jarate
Rage-Inducing%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 1831 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
( Not Tradable )
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 7 Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Wicked Nasty Shotgun
Wicked Nasty%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 545
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0 +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Strange Quick-Fix
Strange%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 0 (Kill Assists%s3: 0) Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Mildly Menacing Quick-Fix
Mildly Menacing%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 55 (Kill Assists%s3: 148) Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Gore-Spattered Medi Gun
Gore-Spattered%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 399 (Kill Assists%s3: 1485)
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
( Not Tradable )
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 5 Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty Crafted by Magoguga
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Gift from: Mr_Prom King
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer Crafted by Magoguga
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Mildly Menacing Bat
Mildly Menacing%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 53
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
Truly Feared Bushwacka
Truly Feared%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 229 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 1 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
Unremarkable Market Gardener
Unremarkable%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 14 Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Somewhat Threatening Equalizer
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 87 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
( Not Tradable )
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Escape Plan
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 25 Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
( Not Tradable )
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Mildly Menacing Eyelander
Mildly Menacing%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 66 This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage Crafted by Magoguga
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable )
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty Crafted by Magoguga
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
Gore-Spattered Axtinguisher
Gore-Spattered%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 410 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Gore-Spattered Conniver's Kunai
Gore-Spattered%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 468 Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Big Earner #52270
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer Crafted by Magoguga
Somewhat Threatening Big Earner
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 93 +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
Rage-Inducing Your Eternal Reward
Rage-Inducing%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 1959 Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
"Now I am you"
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise Crafted by Magoguga
( Not Tradable )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise Crafted by Magoguga
Server-Clearing Knife
Server-Clearing%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 3851
The Spy-cicle #213897
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds Crafted by Magoguga
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty Crafted by Magoguga
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #43
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 24 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Company Man
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 49 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 45 Hat A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombing Run
Level 63 Hat Death from above!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 67 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 5 Hat Straight outta control point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 38 Hat Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Helm
Level 52 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 86 Hat Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 72 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 37 Hat Gone Snipin'.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Trophy Belt
Level 70 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Professional's Panama
Level 18 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Anger
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crocleather Slouch
Level 26 Hat Made from Australia's only natural resource.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Desert Marauder
Level 93 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 73 Hat His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Larrikin Robin
Level 73 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 50 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 63 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tyrant's Helm
Level 43 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 91 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat A nameless hat for a nameless man.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Killer's Kabuto
Level 70 Hat A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Armored Authority
Level 92 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Defiant Spartan
Level 22 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Exquisite Rack
Level 79 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 68 Hat You can't tell, but he's furious.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Honcho's Headgear
Level 56 Hat This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 40 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 57 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lucky Shot
Level 35 Hat Let's see you do that again, Private.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 86 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stash
Level 95 Hat This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stainless Pot
Level 27 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 68 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 71 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotch Bonnet
Level 97 Hat Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Gift from: :HIT: Broseidon
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Reggaelator
Level 78 Hat Every little thing is gonna be alright.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Samur-Eye
Level 96 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 42 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Demoman's Fro
Level 2 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 91 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Carouser's Capotain
Level 21 Hat Suffer not a sentry to live.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ze Goggles
Level 97 Glasses Nothing
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Geisha Boy
Level 58 Hat Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 13 Hat We can't pronounce it either.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 22 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 52 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 25 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grimm Hatte
Level 69 Hat Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hound Dog
Level 85 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 59 Hat It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Officer's Ushanka
Level 25 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 42 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Football Helmet
Level 28 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Capo's Capper
Level 23 Hat This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Chief
Level 66 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Attendant
Level 54 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 43 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 18 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyro's Beanie
Level 22 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 38 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 74 Hat If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brigade Helm
Level 27 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Familiar Fez
Level 81 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 73 Hat They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat This hat is a spy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 13 Hat If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Fedora
Level 98 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 30 Hat For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hotrod
Level 95 Hat Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Safe'n'Sound
Level 20 Hat It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Engineer's Cap
Level 7 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mining Light
Level 25 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 6 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Industrial Festivizer
Level 96 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 36 Hat Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Geezer
Level 5 Hat Get off mah land!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes Show balls who is the boss.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Boy
Level 53 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Villain's Veil
Level 93 Hat The good, the bad, and the dead.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 2 Facial Hair Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 12 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 17 Hat Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Large Luchadore
Level 17 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Security Shades
Level 29 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Jingle Belt
Level 43 Bells Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims. Jingle all the way
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Camera Beard
Level 89 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Googly Gazer
Level 41 Hat Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Wingstick
Level 10
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 5 Pocket Buddy A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Made Man
Level 94 A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Noh Mercy
Level 58 Hat Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge 'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician' Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 24 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 65 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
The Spirit Of Giving
The%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 0 The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it. Hire Date: July 24, 2011 (14:14:34 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat Even more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #20
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #43
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 37 Hat You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
Strange Part: Demomen Killed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Demomen you kill with that weapon.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 38 Hat Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 67 Hat You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 48 Hat Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Helm
Level 42 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Helm
Level 41 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 54 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Conquistador
Level 28 Hat Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer. Crafted by uck. angus
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 5 Hat You can't tell, but he's furious.
Jumper's Jeepcap #14004
Level 9 Hat Crafted by [rB] sp0ke
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 32 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lucky Shot
Level 5 Hat Let's see you do that again, Private.
Stainless Pot
Level 33 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 82 Hat Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Soldier's Stash
Level 44 Hat This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stash
Level 77 Hat This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stash
Level 21 Hat This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stash
Level 2 Hat "BORN TO KiLL"
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stout Shako
Level 81 Hat The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Brigade Helm
Level 71 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brigade Helm
Level 3 Hat
Pyro's Beanie
Level 31 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 52 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Merryweather
Level 1 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 11 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scrap Pack #3236
Level 93 Robot Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 81 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 66 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 35 Hat
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Scotch Bonnet
Level 83 Hat Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Demoman's Fro
Level 76 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Demoman's Fro
Level 65 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 44 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 99 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Samur-Eye
Level 18 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Coupe D'isaster
Level 33 Hat
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 82 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hound Dog
Level 29 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Football Helmet
Level 35 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Football Helmet
Level 53 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Football Helmet
Level 42 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gym Rat #4348
Level 10 Hat Let's get physical. Physical.
Officer's Ushanka
Level 17 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 26 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 65 Hat
Large Luchadore
Level 74 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Large Luchadore
Level 50 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Large Luchadore
Level 52 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 97 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Industrial Festivizer
Level 99 Hat
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 62 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mining Light
Level 17 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mining Light
Level 44 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
Mining Light
Level 91 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Engineer's Cap
Level 31 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 32 Hat Crafted by BlueEmber(AJ)™ Tired
The Pencil Pusher #7659
Level 10 Hat Measure twice, cut once, shoot first. Crafted by StephenThe3rd
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 72 Hat Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 90 Hat Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brainiac Goggles #1651
Level 20 Glasses Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect. Crafted by +The Wanted+
The Idea Tube
Level 50 Backpack This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 39 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 63 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 81 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 34 Hat Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 35 Hat Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 27 Hat
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 98 Hat
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 95 Hat
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 17 Hat We can't pronounce it either.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Geisha Boy
Level 72 Hat Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
German Gonzila
Level 22 Hat
Ze Goggles
Level 56 Glasses Nothing
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 32 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #7126
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME! Crafted by Democrat
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 46 Hat His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 24 Hat His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 84 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Professional's Panama
Level 2 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Professional's Panama
Level 58 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Trophy Belt
Level 15 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Trophy Belt
Level 97 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 48 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Frenchman's Beret
Level 54 Hat Because real espionage is an artform.
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Détective Noir
Level 40 Hat
Gift from: GovernmentSlave (Linux)
Fancy Fedora
Level 16 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Fedora
Level 76 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 11 Hat
The Hetman's Headpiece #14238
Level 33 Hat Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 93 Hat Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Clan Pride #9276
Level 20 Medallion Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item. Crafted by 4rm
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot c