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Spoldier The MEEM
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Scout
(124 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(124 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(115 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(115 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(138 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(138 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(126 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(126 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(111 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(111 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(105 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(105 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(115 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(115 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(108 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(108 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(98 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(98 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Hats
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>> Crafting
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>> Tools
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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Unusual Modest Pile of Hat
Level 48 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Effect: Cloudy Moon
Unusual Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 58 Hat
"Ooh, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles! My bubbles!"
Voices From Below
Effect: Bubbling
Unusual Data Mining Light
Level 38 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Effect: Spellbound
"#420blazeitfaggot #YoLoSWAG"
Level 8 Hat
"get money, fuck bitches."
Effect: Dead Presidents
Strange Widowmaker
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Unusual Hotrod
Level 37 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Effect: Purple Energy
Unusual Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 20 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
Effect: Aces High
Unusual Napper's Respite
Level 30 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Effect: Electrostatic
The Soot Suit #2411
Level 36 Shirt
Business up front. Ten deadly gallons of pressurized gas in the back.
Crafted by =MMCC= Scuddles
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Flying Guillotine
Level 32 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Strange Grenade Launcher
Strange%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
The Stormin' Norman
Level 72 Helmet
This knight's helm was painstakingly recreated using stills from the
classic time travel episode (Ep 417: "A K.I.T.T. in King Arthur's
Court") of the hit TV show Knight Rider.
The Tsarboosh
Level 7 Hat
"Does little hat make Heavy's head look big? TELL TRUTH."
The Quadwrangler #12218
Level 72 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Crafted by Hilfe
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 29 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Crafted by Madruga Soviet
Strange Gunslinger
Strange%s6 Robot Arm - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Haunted Ethereal Hood
Level 75 Costume Piece
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Byte'd Beak
Level 12 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
The Megapixel Beard
Level 15 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Rail Spikes #1284
Level 1 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Immune to the effects of afterburn.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Horned Honcho
Level 50 Facial Hair
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Villain's Veil
Level 63 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Capacitor
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Unusual Modest Pile of Hat
Level 31 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Effect: Steaming
Strange Dead Ringer
Strange%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 0
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 0
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Plumber's Pipe
Level 28 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Crafted by Spoldier The MEEM
( Not Tradable )
Strange Reserve Shooter
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
Unremarkable Baby Face's Blaster
Unremarkable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 11
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
10% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
-34% clip size
The Made Man #17783
Level 85
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Necronomicrown
Level 33 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable )
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 51 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Unremarkable Persian Persuader
Unremarkable%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 20
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Strange Widowmaker
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Strange Big Earner
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 5
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Shoestring Budget
Level 9 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel Pipes
Level 87 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Strange Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Festive Ubersaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Coffin Kit
Level 70 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Sharp Dresser #103512
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Mildly Menacing Bat
Mildly Menacing%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 59
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Attendant
Level 29 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Strange Loch-n-Load
Strange%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 5
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 0
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
The Business Casual
Level 38 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Uncharitable SMG
Uncharitable%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 101
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Somewhat Threatening Shortstop
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 90
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
+20% bonus healing while deployed.
Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
Unremarkable Festive Buff Banner
Unremarkable%s6 Battle Banner - Banners Deployed%s5: 12
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Strange Jarate
Strange%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 0
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Face-Melting Jarate
Face-Melting%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 1189
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Scarcely Lethal Medi Gun
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 30
(Kill Assists%s3: 69)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Burning Bandana
Level 7 Bandana
Time to clean house.
The Rescue Ranger
Level 54 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (1099956224)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
Strange Enforcer
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 6
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 2 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Fast Learner
Level 55 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Rogue's Col Roule #18564
Level 15 Apparel
Crafted by ToXiC (PL)
Unremarkable Rainblower
Unremarkable%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 14
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Data Mining Light
Level 65 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Uncharitable Spy-cicle
Uncharitable%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 120
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Somewhat Threatening Persian Persuader
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 88
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Fast Learner
Level 41 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Crafted by Spoldier The MEEM
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
Silver Bullets
Level 30 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #59
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Notably Dangerous Ubersaw
Notably Dangerous%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 144
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (1096810496)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
-6 max pipebombs out
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Unremarkable Boston Basher
Unremarkable%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 12
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Sufficiently Lethal Stickybomb Launcher
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 180
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 45 Lunch Box
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #71
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Brigade Helm
Level 60 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mildly Menacing Force-A-Nature
Mildly Menacing%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 60
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Wicked Nasty Liberty Launcher
Wicked Nasty%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 708
+40% projectile speed
-25% blast damage from rocket jumps
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Uncharitable Killing Gloves of Boxing
Uncharitable%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 105
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 25%.
Fall 2013 Acorns Crate
Level 13
Contains Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Fall 2013 event.
Crate Series #72
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Gore-Spattered Jag
Gore-Spattered%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 391
(Kills%s3: 48)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Mildly Menacing Overdose
Mildly Menacing%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 55
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Summer Appetizer Crate
Level 13
Contains the first set of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Workshop item import tool.
Crate Series #61
Large Luchadore #19814
Level 9 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Crafted by Andrew's Wang
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Somewhat Threatening Axtinguisher
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 91
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Rage-Inducing Sniper Rifle
Rage-Inducing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 2449
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Spectacularly Lethal Eyelander
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 305
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
+3 health regenerated per second on wearer
When weapon is active:
-20% damage penalty
Spectacularly Lethal Sydney Sleeper
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 332
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Power Up Canteen
Level 93 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: October 22, 2008 (23:23:44 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 2
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
The Baseline Benefactor's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 1
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
+3 health regenerated per second on wearer
When weapon is active:
-20% damage penalty
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 97 Hat
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Wanga Prick #86996
Level 39 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Battery Canteens
Level 35 Usable Item
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Whoopee Cap
Level 16 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 4
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Genuine Tartan Shade
Level 1 Hat
This patterned cloak lets you skulk undetected in any plaid-covered
shadows.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Crafted by Spoldier The MEEM
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Crafted by MasterHunter13[FB]
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 49 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 60 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
+15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Sufficiently Lethal Tomislav
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 177
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Strange Powerjack
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 1
+75 health restored on kill
+15% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Notably Dangerous Festive Huntsman
Notably Dangerous%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 140
override projectile type (1100480512)
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Strange%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 0
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 53 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 20 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: Sir Richy the Horrible Bear-Man!
Sufficiently Lethal Flame Thrower
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 209
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
( Not Tradable )
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Fancy Fedora
Level 68 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fall 2013 Gourd Crate
Level 13
Contains Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Fall 2013 event.
Crate Series #73
Gift from: Sir Richy the Horrible Bear-Man!
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Ol' Geezer #681
Level 54 Hat
Get off mah land!
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Spellbook Magazine
Level 83 Spellbook
A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get
the job done.
Equip to enabled picking up and casting spells.
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 0
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Flying Guillotine
Level 14 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 48 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Unfilled Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook
This is a fine-looking spellbook, but it's still missing pages! Once
it has enough pages, you'll be able to equip it and use it to cast
spells.
( Not Tradable )
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Western Wear
Level 90 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Atomizer #69795
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Crafted by sub⁽⁷⁾
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Strange Scattergun
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Hat
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 35 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Strange Neon Annihilator
Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 0
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Strange Filter: Egypt (Community)
Level 1
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Egypt.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Distinguished Rogue
Level 25 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 37 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Attendant
Level 92 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tuxxy
Level 81 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 91 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #71
Strange Scattergun
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
The Deus Specs #28008
Level 10 Glasses
Crafted by =MMCC= Scuddles
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Red Army Robin
Level 13 Mascot
"Is tiny bird. Is adorable. TELL BIRD HE IS PRETTY!"
Teddy Robobelt
Level 90 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 92 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
The Tin-1000
Level 39 Hat
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Strange Jarate
Strange%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 0
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 88 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Strange Part: Kills During Victory Time
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon during Victory
Time.
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Tam O' Shanter
Level 91 Hat
The Megapixel Beard
Level 70 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Deus Specs #19753
Level 10 Glasses
Crafted by -RIFT- JHewgill
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
Hat of Cards
Level 98 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Letch's LED
Level 37 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Notably Dangerous Scattergun
Notably Dangerous%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 174
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Part: Kills While Übercharged
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while you're under the effect of
a Medic's Übercharge.
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 7 Backpack
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 81 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 6 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 2
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Truly Feared L'Etranger
Truly Feared%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 269
+15 cloak on hit
+40% cloak duration
-20% damage penalty
The Freedom Staff #11191
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
The Virus Doctor
Level 31 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
The Digit Divulger
Level 49 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Green Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
Crate Series #65
Orange Summer 2013 Cooler
Level 13
This crate is special.
It contains a unique selection of
Gold Star approved Community Items
from the Summer 2013 event.
Crate Series #63
Rage-Inducing Knife
Rage-Inducing%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 2344
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #22922
Level 62 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% blast damage from rocket jumps
-25% damage penalty
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Unremarkable Baby Face's Blaster
Unremarkable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 21
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
10% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
-34% clip size
The Fast Learner
Level 88 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Genuine Tartantaloons
Level 1 Apparel
Are these Scottish pantaloons historically accurate? You got us. Why
don't you go ask your boyfriend History?
Truly Feared Festive Ambassador
Truly Feared%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 269
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
"The Samurai's Discipline"
Notably Dangerous%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 140
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Strange%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 0
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Strange Neon Annihilator
Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 0
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 14
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 99 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Genuine Steel Sixpack
Level 1 Cosmetic Armor
This wrought-iron cuirass has been exactingly molded from the
imaginary muscles you wish you had.
Genuine Cheet Sheet
Level 1 Apparel
This cheetah-print skirt intimidates on the battlefield while allowing
for freedom of movement. Let's be honest, it doesn't do a bad job of
showing off those man-curves either.
Genuine Beastly Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
This ceremonial headdress tells your enemies that you have the heart
of a lion, the strength of a bear, the speed of a cheetah, and the
rotting head of a cheetah.
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
Uncharitable Revolver
Uncharitable%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 112
Wicked Nasty Pistol
Wicked Nasty%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 546
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
Killed Merasmus at level 4
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Kringle Collection
Level 74 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 52 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Googly Gazer
Level 31 Cosmetic Augmentation
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Spirit Animal
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 3 Uniform
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
The Cool Breeze
Level 32 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Pencil Pusher #15140
Level 10 Hat
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
The Nine-Pipe Problem #7839
Level 1 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
That '70s Chapeau #954
Level 51 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Gym Rat #14967
Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.
"SHEBA"
Level 29 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
The Quadwrangler #6826
Level 47 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 18 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
The Merc's Muffler
Level 67 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Killer's Kabuto
Level 12 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 22 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The Bearded Bombardier #3311
Level 27 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Toss-Proof Towel #7895
Level 18 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
Big Country
Level 80 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Medi-Mask
Level 98 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 75 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
The Triad Trinket #1378
Level 27 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
The Pyrotechnic Tote