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Refined Metal
Refined Metal
Refined Metal
Refined Metal
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Scout Soldier Pyro Demoman Heavy Engineer Medic Sniper Spy
Scout
(49 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(58 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(52 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(48 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(48 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(43 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(44 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(42 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(41 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
Kritzkrieg
1
Blutsauger
1
Flare Gun
1
Backburner
2
Natascha
1
Killing Gloves of Boxing
2
Sandman
1
Force-A-Nature
1
Bonk! Atomic Punch
1
Razorback
1
Jarate
1
Dead Ringer
2
Cloak and Dagger
1
Direct Hit
1
Equalizer
1
Scottish Resistance
1
Chargin' Targe
1
Eyelander
1
Gunboats
2
Wrangler
2
Gunslinger
1
Homewrecker
1
Pain Train
1
Southern Hospitality
2
Dalokohs Bar
1
Lugermorph
0
Big Kill
0
Crit-a-Cola
2
Golden Wrench
0
Tribalman's Shiv
2
Scotsman's Skullcutter
1
Vita-Saw
1
Knife
1
Pistol
1
Powerjack
2
Degreaser
1
Shortstop
1
Mad Milk
1
L'Etranger
2
Your Eternal Reward
1
Battalion's Backup
2
Black Box
2
Sydney Sleeper
1
Darwin's Danger Shield
1
Bushwacka
1
Rocket Jumper
0
Gloves of Running Urgently
1
Frying Pan
1
Sticky Jumper
0
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
1
Lugermorph
1
Enthusiast's Timepiece
0
Iron Curtain
1
Amputator
2
Crusader's Crossbow
2
Ullapool Caber
1
Loch-n-Load
3
Warrior's Spirit
1
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
2
Brass Beast
1
Candy Cane
1
Boston Basher
1
Back Scratcher
2
Claidheamh Mòr
1
Jag
1
Fists of Steel
1
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
3
Sun-on-a-Stick
1
Detonator
1
Concheror
1
Fan O'War
3
Conniver's Kunai
1
Half-Zatoichi
1
Shahanshah
2
Bazaar Bargain
1
Persian Persuader
1
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
1
Splendid Screen
1
Quick-Fix
3
Overdose
1
Solemn Vow
2
Liberty Launcher
1
Reserve Shooter
2
Market Gardener
1
Saxxy
0
Tomislav
2
Family Business
2
Eviction Notice
1
Fishcake
0
Cow Mangler 5000
2
Righteous Bison
2
Mantreads
2
Disciplinary Action
1
Soda Popper
2
Winger
1
Atomizer
1
Three-Rune Blade
0
Postal Pummeler
3
Enforcer
1
Big Earner
1
Maul
0
Conscientious Objector
0
Nessie's Nine Iron
1
Original
1
Diamondback
1
Machina
1
Widowmaker
1
Short Circuit
2
Unarmed Combat
0
Wanga Prick
0
Apoco-Fists
0
Pomson 6000
1
Eureka Effect
2
Third Degree
1
Phlogistinator
1
Manmelter
1
Bootlegger
1
Scottish Handshake
1
Sharp Dresser
0
Cozy Camper
0
Wrap Assassin
1
Spy-cicle
1
Holiday Punch
1
Black Rose
0
Beggar's Bazooka
0
Lollichop
0
Scorch Shot
0
Rainblower
0
Cleaner's Carbine
0
Hitman's Heatmaker
0
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
0
Escape Plan
0
AWPer Hand
0
Robo-Sandvich
0
Freedom Staff
0
Ap-Sap
0
Bat Outta Hell
0
Quäckenbirdt
0
Memory Maker
0
Loose Cannon
0
Rescue Ranger
0
Vaccinator
0
Ham Shank
0


>> Hats
Football Helmet
0
Prussian Pickelhaube
0
Pyro's Beanie
0
Batter's Helmet
0
Trophy Belt
0
Soldier's Stash
0
Texas Ten Gallon
0
Engineer's Cap
0
Tough Guy's Toque
0
Stainless Pot
1
Tyrant's Helm
0
Glengarry Bonnet
0
Vintage Tyrolean
0
Respectless Rubber Glove
0
Camera Beard
1
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
0
Brigade Helm
0
Bonk Helm
0
Ye Olde Baker Boy
0
Backbiter's Billycock
0
Professional's Panama
0
Master's Yellow Belt
1
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
0
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
1
Ghastlierest Gibus
1
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
0
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
0
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
0
Cheater's Lament
1
Bill's Hat
0
J.Axer's Dapper Topper
0
Towering Pillar of Hats
0
Amber's Rad As All Hell Hat
0
Noble Amassment of Hats
0
Uncle Sam
0
Modest Pile of Hat
1
Physician's Procedure Mask
1
Hound Dog
1
Hustler's Hallmark
1
Magistrate's Mullet
1
Hotrod
1
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
0
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
0
Killer's Kabuto
1
Shooter's Sola Topi
0
Max's Severed Head
0
Whoopee Cap
1
Whiskered Gentleman
1
Ze Goggles
1
Safe'n'Sound
0
Tippler's Tricorne
0
Frenchman's Beret
0
Bloke's Bucket Hat
0
Vintage Merryweather
0
Sergeant's Drill Hat
0
Gentleman's Gatsby
0
Heavy Duty Rag
0
Alien Swarm Parasite
1
Attendant
1
Rimmed Raincatcher
0
Milkman
0
Familiar Fez
0
Grenadier's Softcap
0
Ol' Snaggletooth
1
Lumbricus Lid
0
Pugilist's Protector
0
Old Guadalajara
0
Napper's Respite
0
Bombing Run
0
Chieftain's Challenge
0
Stout Shako
1
Dr's Dapper Topper
0
Handyman's Handle
0
Hard Counter
0
Sober Stuntman
0
Carouser's Capotain
0
Wiki Cap
0
Mann Co. Cap
0
Ellis' Cap
1
Scout Mask
0
Sniper Mask
0
Soldier Mask
0
Demoman Mask
0
Medic Mask
0
Heavy Mask
0
Spy Mask
0
Engineer Mask
0
Pyro Mask
0
Saxton Hale Mask
1
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
1
Ghastlier Gibus
0
Spine-Chilling Skull
0
Voodoo Juju
0
Cadaver's Cranium
0
Horrific Headsplitter
0
Dealer's Visor
0
Frontline Field Recorder
0
Berliner's Bucket Helm
0
Scotch Bonnet
0
Big Chief
0
Magnificent Mongolian
0
Larrikin Robin
0
Blighted Beak
0
Pyromancer's Mask
0
Prancer's Pride
0
Détective Noir
0
Madame Dixie
0
Buckaroos Hat
0
German Gonzila
0
Flipped Trilby
0
Coupe D'isaster
0
Bounty Hat
1
Treasure Hat
0
Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
0
Dread Knot
0
Samur-Eye
0
Hero's Hachimaki
0
Noh Mercy
0
Geisha Boy
0
Team Captain
0
Western Wear
1
Large Luchadore
0
Medic's Mountain Cap
0
Grimm Hatte
0
Teddy Roosebelt
0
Sight for Sore Eyes
0
Private Eye
0
Googly Gazer
0
Reggaelator
0
Honcho's Headgear
0
Pocket Medic
0
Villain's Veil
0
Connoisseur's Cap
0
Furious Fukaamigasa
0
Charmer's Chapeau
0
Doctor's Sack
1
Ol' Geezer
0
Desert Marauder
0
Sultan's Ceremonial
0
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
0
Benefactor's Kanmuri
0
Magnanimous Monarch
0
Jumper's Jeepcap
0
Aperture Labs Hard Hat
0
Capo's Capper
1
Brain Bucket
0
Dead Cone
0
Hetman's Headpiece
0
Janissary Ketche
0
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
1
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
0
Armored Authority
0
Fancy Dress Uniform
1
Bonk Boy
0
Hero's Tail
0
Sign of the Wolf's School
0
Cosa Nostra Cap
0
Made Man
0
Conjurer's Cowl
0
Planeswalker Helm
0
Planeswalker Goggles
0
Lo-Fi Longwave
0
Proof of Purchase
1
Spiral Sallet
0
Security Shades
0
Tam O' Shanter
0
Stately Steel Toe
0
Rogue's Col Roule
0
Prairie Heel Biters
0
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
0
Summer Hat
0
Mask of the Shaman
0
Pilotka
0
Stahlhelm
0
Dragonborn Helmet
0
Anger
0
Pip-Boy
0
Wingstick
0
Nanobalaclava
0
Deus Specs
0
Company Man
0
Purity Fist
0
Clockwerk's Helm
0
Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat
0
Party Hat
0
Killer Exclusive
0
El Jefe
0
Hair of the Dog
0
Wrap Battler
0
Blazing Bull
0
Einstein
0
Idiot Box
0
Under Cover
0
Can Opener
0
Holy Hunter
0
Buzz Killer
0
Last Breath
0
Apparition's Aspect
0
Infernal Impaler
0
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
0
Spine-Tingling Skull
0
Spine-Cooling Skull
0
Spine-Twisting Skull
0
MONOCULUS!
1
Seal Mask
1
Ghastly Gibus
0
Mark of the Saint
0
Brainiac Hairpiece
0
Brainiac Goggles
0
Builder's Blueprints
0
Buccaneer's Bicorne
0
Crocodile Smile
0
Flair!
0
Couvre Corner
0
Surgeon's Stethoscope
0
Photo Badge
0
Clan Pride
0
Spectre's Spectacles
0
Stereoscopic Shades
0
War Head
0
Dr. Whoa
0
Top Notch
0
Sandvich Safe
0
Outback Intellectual
0
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
0
All-Father
0
Big Elfin Deal
0
Bootie Time
0
Merc Medal
0
Teufort Tooth Kicker
0
Balloonicorn
0
Infernal Orchestrina
0
Bolt Action Blitzer
0
Ghostly Gibus
0
Skull Island Topper
0
Mann Co. Online Cap
0
Reindoonicorn
0
TF2VRH
0
Conspiracy Cap
0
Public Accessor
0
World Traveler's Hat
0


>> Crafting
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
0
Moustachium Bar
0
'Fish'
0
Spacemetal Scrap
0
Something Special For Someone Special
0
Tour of Duty Ticket
0
Squad Surplus Voucher
0
Scrap Metal
0
Reclaimed Metal
0
Refined Metal
4
Class Token - Scout
0
Class Token - Sniper
0
Class Token - Soldier
0
Class Token - Demoman
0
Class Token - Heavy
0
Class Token - Medic
0
Class Token - Pyro
0
Class Token - Spy
0
Class Token - Engineer
0
Slot Token - Primary
0
Slot Token - Secondary
0
Slot Token - Melee
0
Slot Token - PDA2
0


>> Tools
Secret Saxton
0
Pile o' Gifts
0
Dueling Mini-Game
13
Noise Maker - Black Cat
0
Noise Maker - Gremlin
0
Noise Maker - Werewolf
0
Noise Maker - Witch
0
Noise Maker - Banshee
0
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
0
Noise Maker - Stabby
0
Noise Maker - Bell
0
Noise Maker - Gong
0
Noise Maker - Koto
0
Noise Maker - Fireworks
0
#TF_ValveStoreShipmentBox
0
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
0
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
0
Halloween Goodie Cauldron
0
Manniversary Package
0
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
25
Mann Co. Store Package
0
What's in the Sandvich Box?
0
What's in the Companion Square Box?
0
Mann Co. Store Package
0
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?
0
Mann Co. Painting Set
0
Pallet of Crates
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Paint Can
0
Decal Tool
0
Gift Wrap
0
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
0
Description Tag
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Backpack Expander
0
Stocking Stuffer Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Something Special For Someone Special
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Upgrade to Premium Gift
0
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
0
Pile Of Ash
0
Pile Of Curses
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
0
Strange Bacon Grease
0
RoboCrate Key
0
Pile of RoboKey Gifts
0
A Random RoboKey Gift
0
Strange Part: Heavies Killed
0
Strange Part: Demomen Killed
0
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
0
Strange Part: Scouts Killed
0
Strange Part: Engineers Killed
0
Strange Part: Snipers Killed
0
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
0
Strange Part: Medics Killed
0
Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed
0
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
0
Strange Part: Headshot Kills
0
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
0
Strange Part: Gib Kills
0
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
0
Strange Part: Domination Kills
0
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
0
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
0
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
0
Strange Part: Critical Kills
0
Strange Part: Kills While Explosive Jumping
0
Strange Part: Cloaked Spies Killed
0
Strange Part: Sappers Destroyed
0
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
0
Strange Part: Low-Health Kills
0
Strange Part: Halloween Kills
0
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed During Halloween
0
Strange Part: Defender Kills
0
Strange Part: Underwater Kills
0
Strange Part: Kills While Übercharged
0
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
0
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
0
Strange Filter: Coldfront (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Egypt (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Junction (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Mountain Lab (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Steel (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Gullywash (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Turbine (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Fastlane (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Freight (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Yukon (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Harvest (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Lakeside (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Kong King (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Frontier (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Hoodoo (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Nightfall (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Watchtower (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Offblast (Community)
0
Strange Filter: Mann Manor (Community)
0
Halloween Spell: Putrescent Pigmentation
0
Halloween Spell: Die Job
0
Halloween Spell: Chromatic Corruption
0
Halloween Spell: Spectral Spectrum
0
Halloween Spell: Sinister Staining
0
Halloween Spell: Soldier's Booming Bark
0
Halloween Spell: Scout's Spectral Snarl
0
Halloween Spell: Sniper's Deep Downunder Drawl
0
Halloween Spell: Engineers's Gravelly Growl
0
Halloween Spell: Heavy's Bottomless Bass
0
Halloween Spell: Demoman's Cadaverous Croak
0
Halloween Spell: Pyro's Muffled Moan
0
Halloween Spell: Spy's Creepy Croon
0
Halloween Spell: Medic's Blood-curdling Bellow
0
Halloween Spell: Team Spirit Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Gangreen Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Corpse Gray Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Violent Violet Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Rotten Orange Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Bruised Purple Footprints
0
Halloween Spell: Headless Horseshoes
0
Halloween Spell: Exorcism
0
Halloween Spell: Squash Rockets
0
Halloween Spell: Gourd Grenades
0
Halloween Spell: Sentry Quad-Pumpkins
0
Halloween Spell: Spectral Flame
0


>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
#1
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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#2
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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#3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#4
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#5
Mann Co. Supply Crate
1
#6
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
6
#8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
6
#9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
2
#10
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#11
Mann Co. Supply Crate
2
#12
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#13
Mann Co. Supply Crate
2
#14
Mann Co. Supply Crate
2
#15
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#16
Mann Co. Supply Crate
2
#17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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#18
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#19
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#20
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#21
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#22
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#23
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#24
Mann Co. Supply Crate
2
#25
Mann Co. Supply Crate
2
#26
Mann Co. Supply Crate
3
#27
Mann Co. Supply Crate
2
#28
Mann Co. Supply Crate
3
#29
Mann Co. Supply Crate
5
#30
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#31
Mann Co. Supply Crate
3
#32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
2
#33
Mann Co. Supply Crate
0
#34
Mann Co. Supply Crate
4
#35
Naughty Winter Crate
0
#36
Nice Winter Crate
0


>> Misc
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
2
2
Demoman's Fro
0
Mining Light
0
Fancy Fedora
0
1
1
Officer's Ushanka
0
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
0
1
1
Earbuds
0
Grizzled Veteran
0
Soldier of Fortune
0
Mercenary
0
Taunt: The High Five!
1
Primeval Warrior
1
1
Bronze Dueling Badge
1
Silver Dueling Badge
0
Gold Dueling Badge
0
Platinum Dueling Badge
0
Polycount Pin
0
Dangeresque, Too?
1
License to Maim
1
Companion Cube Pin
1
Foster's Facade
1
Stockbroker's Scarf
0
Le Party Phantom
0
Industrial Festivizer
0
Exquisite Rack
1
Defiant Spartan
0
A Rather Festive Tree
1
Prince Tavish's Crown
0
Professor Speks
0
Crocleather Slouch
0
The Athletic Supporter
0
The Superfan
0
The Essential Accessories
0
Hottie's Hoodie
0
Big Country
0
Professor's Peculiarity
0
Resurrection Associate Pin
0
SpaceChem Pin
0
Taunt: The Director's Vision
0
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
0
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
0
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
0
Copper's Hard Top
0
Summer Shades
1
0
Flip-Flops
0
Lucky No. 42
0
Sniper's Snipin' Glass
0
Ball-Kicking Boots
0
Merc's Pride Scarf
0
Scottish Snarl
0
Pickled Paws
0
B-ankh!
0
Futankhamun
0
Fallen Angel
0
Tail From the Crypt
0
Dr. Gogglestache
0
Emerald Jarate
0
Steel Pipes
1
Shoestring Budget
0
Griffin's Gog
0
Intangible Ascot
0
Soviet Stitch-Up
0
Steel-Toed Stompers
1
Silver Bullets
0
Garlic Flank Stake
1
Frontier Flyboy
0
Legend of Bugfoot
0
Bombinomicon
1
Cold War Luchador
0
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
0
Moonman Backpack
0
Bubble Pipe
0
Manniversary Paper Hat
1
Your Worst Nightmare
0
One-Man Army
0
Counterfeit Billycock
0
Outdoorsman
0
Tavish DeGroot Experience
0
Pencil Pusher
0
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
0
Salty Dog
0
Little Buddy
0
Gym Rat
0
Hot Dogger
0
Birdcage
0
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
0
Backwards Ballcap
0
L'Inspecteur
0
Swagman's Swatter
0
Flamboyant Flamenco
0
Virtual Reality Headset
0
Hat With No Name
0
Cremator's Conscience
0
Hermes
0
Point and Shoot
0
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
0
Dashin' Hashshashin
0
Ornament Armament
0
Head Warmer
0
Kringle Collection
0
Jingle Belt
0
Festive Minigun
0
Strange Spirit Of Giving
1
Nine-Pipe Problem
0
Festive Rocket Launcher
0
Festive Flame Thrower
0
Festive Bat
0
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
0
Festive Wrench
0
Festive Medi Gun
0
Festive Sniper Rifle
0
Festive Knife
0
B.M.O.C.
0
Holiday Headcase
0
Full Head Of Steam
1
Festive Scattergun
0
Stocking Stuffer
0
Brown Bomber
0
Ebenezer
0
Lucky Shot
0
Warsworn Helmet
0
Bolgan
0
Bolgan Family Crest
0
Boston Boom-Bringer
0
Aladdin's Private Reserve
0
Snapped Pupil
0
Dueler
0
Gifting Man From Gifting Land
0
Philateler
0
Battle Bob
0
Bushman's Boonie
0
Conquistador
0
Fast Learner
0
Operation Steel Trap Badge
0
Captain's Cocktails
0
Helmet Without a Home
0
RoBro 3000
0
0
0
Burning Bongos
0
Waxy Wayfinder
0
Scrap Pack
0
Texas Half-Pants
0
Toss-Proof Towel
0
Fruit Shoot
0
Front Runner
0
Triclops
0
Flamingo Kid
0
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
0
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
0
Cross-Comm Express
0
Doublecross-Comm
0
Atomic Accolade
0
Professor's Pineapple
0
Quadwrangler
0
Surgeon's Side Satchel
0
Liquor Locker
0
Baby Face's Blaster
0
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
0
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
0
Apparatchik's Apparel
0
Gentleman's Ushanka
0
Liquidator's Lid
0
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
0
Dillinger's Duffel
0
Business Casual
0
HazMat Headcase
0
Idea Tube
0
Robot Chicken Hat
0
Grenadier Helm
0
Tribal Bones
0
Void Monk Hair
0
Ninja Cowl
0
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Awesomenauts Badge
0
Lone Star
0
Russian Rocketeer
0
Soviet Gentleman
0
Pocket Purrer
0
Koala Compact
0
Hat of Cards
0
Medi-Mask
0
Track Terrorizer
0
Archimedes
0
War Pig
0
Bearded Bombardier
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
U-clank-a
0
Stealth Steeler
0
Pyrobotics Pack
0
Medic Mech-bag
0
Tin Pot
0
Battery Bandolier
0
Robot Running Man
0
Bolted Bushman
0
Tin-1000
0
Deflector
0
Soldier's Stogie
0
Crafty Hair
0
Area 451
0
Vigilant Pin
0
Pyrotechnic Tote
0
Flunkyware
0
Hanger-On Hood
0
Flight of the Monarch
0
Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
0
Triple A Badge
0
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
0
Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
0
Heroic Companion Badge
0
Rump-o'-Lantern
0
Operation Oil Spill Badge
0
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
0
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
0
Whale Bone Charm
0
King of Scotland Cape
0
Menpo
0
K-9 Mane
0
Stovepipe Sniper Shako
0
Foppish Physician
0
Distinguished Rogue
0
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
0
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
0
Sir Hootsalot
0
Master Mind
0
Scarecrow
0
Crone's Dome
0
Executioner
0
Bonedolier
0
Plutonidome
0
Spooky Shoes
0
Spooky Sleeves
0
Zipperface
0
Boo Balloon
0
Unknown Monkeynaut
0
Grand Duchess Tutu
0
Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
0
Grand Duchess Tiara
0
Dead Little Buddy
0
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
0
Exorcizor
0
Wraith Wrap
0
Coffin Kit
0
Cockfighter
0
Hitt Mann Badge
0
That '70s Chapeau
0
Chief Constable
0
Siberian Sophisticate
0
Deadliest Duckling
0
DethKapp
0
Nose Candy
0
Rail Spikes
0
Brock's Locks
0
Saxxy Clapper Badge
0
Tuxxy
0
Faerie Solitaire Pin
0
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
0
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
0
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
0
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
0
Winter Wonderland Wrap
0
Cut Throat Concierge
0
Der Wintermantel
0
Cool Breeze
0
Soldier's Slope Scopers
0
Cold Killer
0
Doc's Holiday
0
Digit Divulger
0
Tough Stuff Muffs
0
Heavy's Hockey Hair
0
Mutton Mann
0
Merc's Muffler
0
Barnstormer
0
Carl
0
Aqua Flops
0
Hunger Force
0
Smissmas Wreath
0
Antlers
0
Festive Holy Mackerel
0
Festive Axtinguisher
0
Festive Buff Banner
0
Festive Sandvich
0
Festive Ubersaw
0
Festive Frontier Justice
0
Festive Huntsman
0
Festive Ambassador
0
Festive Grenade Launcher
0
Prize Plushy
0
Grizzled Growth
0
Last Straw
0
Tux
0
Wilson Weave
0
Brütal Bouffant
0
Shred Alert
0
Buck Turner All-Stars
0
Vox Diabolus
0
Pounding Father
0
Blind Justice
0
Person in the Iron Mask
0
Doe-Boy
0
Sydney Straw Boat
0
Steel Songbird
0
Croft's Crest
0
Fortune Hunter
0
Tomb Wrapper
0
Samson Skewer
0
Bloodhound
0
Dapper Disguise
0
Necronomicrown
0
Long Fall Loafers
0
Electric Badge-aloo
0
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
0
Letch's LED
0
Galvanized Gibus
0
Soldered Sensei
0
Shooter's Tin Topi
0
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
0
Base Metal Billycock
0
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
0
Megapixel Beard
0
HDMI Patch
0
Bolted Bombardier
0
Titanium Towel
0
Gridiron Guardian
0
Tyrantium Helmet
0
Battery Canteens
0
FR-0
0
Steel Shako
0
Bot Dogger
0
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
0
Scrap Sack
0
Pure Tin Capotain
0
Plumber's Pipe
0
Teddy Robobelt
0
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
0
Electric Escorter
0
Full Metal Drill Hat
0
Bolt Boy
0
Metal Slug
0
Broadband Bonnet
0
Bonk Leadwear
0
Plug-In Prospector
0
Rusty Reaper
0
Soldier's Sparkplug
0
Bolted Bicorne
0
Timeless Topper
0
Filamental
0
Strontium Stove Pipe
0
Firewall Helmet
0
Respectless Robo-Glove
0
Pyro's Boron Beanie
0
Halogen Head Lamp
0
Platinum Pickelhaube
0
Virus Doctor
0
Texas Tin-Gallon
0
Titanium Tyrolean
0
Practitioner's Processing Mask
0
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
0
Mecha-Medes
0
Tungsten Toque
0
Steam Pipe
0
Data Mining Light
0
Byte'd Beak
0
Googol Glass Eyes
0
Bunsen Brave
0
Scrumpy Strongbox
0
Dual-Core Devil Doll
0
Bolted Birdcage
0
First Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
0
Second Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
0
Participant - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
0
First Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
0
Second Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
0
Third Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
0
Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
0
UGC Highlander Participant
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
0
UGC Highlander Euro Platinum
0
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
0
UGC Highlander Euro Silver
0
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Euro Iron
0
UGC Highlander Tin 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander Tin 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander Tin 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Participant
0
UGC Highlander Euro Participant
0
Map Maker's Medallion
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Silver
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Silver
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Silver
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Silver
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Silver
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Silver
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Steel
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Steel
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Steel
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Steel
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Steel
0
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
0
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
0
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
0
ESL Season VI Premier Division 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Premier Division 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Premier Division 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Premier Division Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 1 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 1 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 1 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 1 Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 2 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 2 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 2 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 2 Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 3 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 3 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 3 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 3 Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 4 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 4 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 4 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 4 Participant
0
ESL Season VI Division 5 1st Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 5 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 5 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VI Division 5 Participant
0
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VII Premiership Division Participant
0
ESL Season VII Division 1 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 1 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 1 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 2 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 2 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 2 Participant
0
ESL Season VII Division 3 Participant
0
ESL Season VII Division 4 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 4 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 4 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 4 Participant
0
ESL Season VII Division 5 1st Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 5 2nd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 5 3rd Place
0
ESL Season VII Division 5 Participant
0
Ready Steady Pan Participant
0
Ready Steady Pan Participant
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Gold Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Silver Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Gold Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Silver Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Gold Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Silver Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Bronze Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
0
ETF2L Ultiduo #1 Gold Medal
0
ETF2L Ultiduo #2 Gold Medal
0
ETF2L Ultiduo #3 Gold Medal
0
ETF2L Ultiduo #4 Gold Medal
0
ESH Ultiduo #1 Gold Medal
0
ESH Ultiduo #2 Gold Medal
0
ESH Ultiduo #3 Gold Medal
0
ESH Ultiduo #4 Gold Medal
0
ESH Ultiduo #5 Gold Medal
0
ESH Ultiduo #6 Gold Medal
0
ESH Ultiduo #7 Gold Medal
0
Tournament Medal
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place Silver
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Silver
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Silver
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place Steel
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Steel
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Steel
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place Iron
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Iron
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Iron
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
0
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
0
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
0
UGC Highlander Participant
0
Ready Steady Pan First Place
0
Ready Steady Pan Second Place
0
Ready Steady Pan Third Place
0
Ready Steady Pan Participant
0
Ready Steady Pan Tournament Helper
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Platinum
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place Gold
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Gold
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Gold
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place Silver
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Silver
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Silver
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place Steel
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Steel
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Steel
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place Iron
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place Iron
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place Iron
0
UGC Highlander 1st Place
0
UGC Highlander 2nd Place
0
UGC Highlander 3rd Place
0
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
0
UGC Highlander Gold Participant
0
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
0
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
0
UGC Highlander Iron Participant
0
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
0
UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
0
UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
0
UGC 6vs6 European Participant
0
0
0
Indubitably Green
0
Zepheniah's Greed
0
Noble Hatter's Violet
1
Color No. 216-190-216
0
A Deep Commitment to Purple
0
Mann Co. Orange
1
Muskelmannbraun
0
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
0
Radigan Conagher Brown
0
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
0
Australium Gold
0
Aged Moustache Grey
0
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
0
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
0
Team Spirit
0
Pink as Hell
0
A Color Similar to Slate
0
Drably Olive
0
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
0
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
0
Dark Salmon Injustice
0
Operator's Overalls
0
Waterlogged Lab Coat
0
Balaclavas Are Forever
0
An Air of Debonair
0
The Value of Teamwork
0
Cream Spirit
0
Something Special For Someone Special
0
A Mann's Mint
0
After Eight
0
Roasted Goldfish
0
Charred Pocket Lint
0
Smoked Cheese Wheel
0
Burned Banana Peel
0
Incinerated Barn Door Plank
0
Fireproof Secret Diary
0
Barely-Melted Capacitor
0
Voodoo-Cursed Object
0
Voodoo-Cursed Old Boot
0
Voodoo-Cursed Skeleton
0
Voodoo-Cursed Bag Of Quicklime
0
Voodoo-Cursed Robot Arm
0
Voodoo-Cursed Novelty Bass
0
Voodoo-Cursed Sticky-Bomb
0
Voodoo-Cursed Nail
0
Voodoo-Cursed Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
0
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
0
Strange Part
0



Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #5


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #7


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #7


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #7


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #7


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #7


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #7


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #8


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #8


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #8


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #8


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #8


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #8


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #9


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #9


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #11


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #11


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #13


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #13


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #14


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #14


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #16


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #16


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #17


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #17


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #17


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #17


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #17


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #17


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #17


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #17


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #17


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #17


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #17


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #24


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #24


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #25


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #25


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #26


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #26


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #26


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #27


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #27


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #28


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #28


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #28


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #29


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #29


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #29


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #29


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #29


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #31


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #31


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #31


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #32


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #32


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #34


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #34


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #34


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #34


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #38


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #38


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #38


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #38


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #38


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #38


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #39


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #39


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #39


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #39


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #41


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #41


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #41


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #41


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #42


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #42


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #42


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #43


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #43


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #44


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #45


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
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Crate Series #45


Noble Hatter's Violet

Level 5


Mann Co. Orange

Level 5


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


A Rather Festive Tree

Level 40
Crafted by Killer Koala


Full Head Of Steam

Level 46
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!


( Not Tradable )


MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.


( Not Tradable )


Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable )


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable )


Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat


Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.


( Not Tradable )


Cheater's Lament

Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.

Effect: Holy Glow

( Not Tradable )


Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable )


Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10


Vintage Modest Pile of Hat

Level 32 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.


Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.



Bounty Hat

Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable )


Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'

Explode spectacularly on death

( Not Tradable )


Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable )


Primeval Warrior

Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.

Hire Date: September 18, 2007 (10:59:12 GMT)

( Not Tradable )


Strange Spirit Of Giving

Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.


( Not Tradable )


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

( Not Tradable )


License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

( Not Tradable )


Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use


Taunt: The High Five!

Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Soda Popper #173373

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.

25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Crafted by Killer Koala


Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.

25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits


Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.



Vintage Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size


Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.



Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?


( Not Tradable )


Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.



Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.



Strange Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size


Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players


Wrap Assassin #6903

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Crafted by Killer Koala


Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer


Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty


Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty


Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty




Level 42


Vintage Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty


Whoopee Cap

Level 41 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.



Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%


Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds


Strange Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits


Vintage

Level 10


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer


Vintage Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire



Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt


Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max


Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max


Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


Vintage Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty


"The Koala Killer"

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty


Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 41 Hat


Vintage Master's Yellow Belt

Level 51 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.



Garlic Flank Stake

Level 94


Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
mini-crits players, sets them on fire
and disables buildings for 4 sec

No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time


Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
mini-crits players, sets them on fire
and disables buildings for 4 sec

No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
Crafted by Killer Koala


Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size


Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size


Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Vintage Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius


Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on


Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on


Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size


Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size


Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings


Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings


Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.



Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.



Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.



Vintage

Level 5


Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps

Gift from: Fillerninja



Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps


Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty


Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits


Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.


Vintage Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer


Exquisite Rack

Level 30


Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 23 Hat


Stainless Pot

Level 87 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.



Killer's Kabuto

Level 99 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



Stout Shako

Level 55 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.



Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 57 Uniform


Steel Pipes

Level 33


Ali Baba's Wee Booties #33288

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Crafted by Killer Koala


Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!

+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces


Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces


Vintage Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces


Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer


Vintage Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer


Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time


Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 17 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

( Not Tradable )


Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits


Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
"You go KA-BOOM! Got it? Good. Warning: Only for use by drunken
Scottsmen!"

No random critical hits


Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer


Vintage Hustler's Hallmark

Level 66 Hat


Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

( Not Tradable )


Vintage Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer


Strange Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer


Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%

-10% damage penalty


Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer


Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance


Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects


Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects


Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects


Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates


Strange Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health




Level 10


Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained

-10 max health on wearer


Doctor's Sack

Level 73 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.


Ze Goggles

Level 57 Glasses
Nothing


Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 39 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable )


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed


Vintage Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time


Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?



Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?



Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty




Level 1


Vintage

Level 1


Vintage Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty


Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch


Holiday Punch #14892

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Crafted by Killer Koala


Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed


Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty


Vintage Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer


Capo's Capper

Level 85 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.



Vintage Hound Dog

Level 30 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Steel-Toed Stompers

Level 21


Phlogistinator #157023

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Crafted by Killer Koala


Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty


Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost


Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost


Manmelter #126841

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
Crafted by Killer Koala


Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self


Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer

Gift from: Cpt wad



Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active


Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active


Third Degree #9646

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Crafted by Killer Koala




Level 10




Level 10


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty


Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


Attendant

Level 98 Hat
Crafted by Killer Koala


Foster's Facade

Level 1 Hat


Whiskered Gentleman

Level 55 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.



Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
or backstab kill

-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits


Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed


L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty


L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty


Vintage

Level 21


Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer


Spy-cicle #40394

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Crafted by Killer Koala


Strange Knife

Level 1 Knife


Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive


Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate


Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate


Vintage Magistrate's Mullet

Level 15 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.



Vintage Camera Beard

Level 7 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo


Pomson 6000 #42059

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Crafted by Killer Koala


Vintage

Level 5


Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.

No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits


Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.

No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits


Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun


Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun


Jag

Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty


Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits


Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
Cannot carry buildings


Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
Cannot carry buildings


Western Wear #5406

Level 83 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Crafted by Killer Koala


Hotrod

Level 20 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.



Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer


Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #43




Level 1


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




Level 1




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe




Level 1




Level 1


Bottle

Level 1 Bottle




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




Level 1


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun




Level 1


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw




Level 1


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver




Level 1


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch




Level 1


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




Level 1




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe




Level 1




Level 1


Bottle

Level 1 Bottle




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




Level 1


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun




Level 1


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw




Level 1


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch




Level 1


Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance


Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer


Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost


Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time


Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed


Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer


Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size


Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt


Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire



Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate


Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive


Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius


Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time


Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.

+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer


Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps


Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun


Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits


Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer


Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?



Big Kill

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.



Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.



Golden Wrench

Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power

( Not Tradable )


Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty


Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer


Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained

-10 max health on wearer


Knife

Level 1 Knife


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active


Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty


Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.



Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.



L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.



Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size


Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer


Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?



Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable )


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable )


Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates


Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer


Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

No random critical hits


Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces


Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer


Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?



Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed


Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer


Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer


Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer


Jag

Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty


Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty


Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty


Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self


Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.



Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death

On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer


Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.


Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max


Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%


Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer


Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects


Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%

-10% damage penalty


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health


Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size


Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size


Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits


Saxxy

Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power

( Not Tradable )


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed


Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty


Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty


Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds


Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
mini-crits players, sets them on fire
and disables buildings for 4 sec

No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time


Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings


Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on


Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty


Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.

25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits


Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size


Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players


Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.


Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players


Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed


Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer


Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players


Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer


Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
or backstab kill

-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits


Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds


Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo


Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.

No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits


Unarmed Combat

Level 1 - 100 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...


Wanga Prick

Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise


Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak


Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
Cannot carry buildings


Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

All players connected via Medigun beams are hit


Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits


Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits


Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!

+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer


Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



Sharp Dresser

Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.



Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming


Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty


Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds


Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage


Black Rose

Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.


Beggar's Bazooka

Level 0 - 100 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage

Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
No ammo from dispensers when active


Lollichop

Level 0 - 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius

-50% damage penalty


Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits


Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.

Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Press 'Reload' to activate focus
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.

-20% damage on body shot


Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer


Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use


AWPer Hand

Level 0 - 100
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.



Robo-Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?



Freedom Staff

Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.



Ap-Sap

Level 0 - 100 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.

sapper voice pak (1.0)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3.0)


Bat Outta Hell

Level 5


Quäckenbirdt

Level 0 - 100 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.



Memory Maker

Level 50 Camera
The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in
film. Other memories—like that time you fractured some jerk
Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera—will live on forever in your
heart.


( Not Tradable )


Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces


Rescue Ranger

Level 1 - 100 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size


Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.

+50% ÜberCharge rate
Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.

-66% Overheal build rate.


Ham Shank

Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.



Football Helmet

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 0 - 100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.



Pyro's Beanie

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Batter's Helmet

Level 0 - 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!



Trophy Belt

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.



Soldier's Stash

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.



Texas Ten Gallon

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.



Engineer's Cap

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Tough Guy's Toque

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.



Stainless Pot

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.



Tyrant's Helm

Level 0 - 100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.



Glengarry Bonnet

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Vintage Tyrolean

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 0 - 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.


Camera Beard

Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 0 - 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.


Brigade Helm

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Bonk Helm

Level 0 - 100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.


Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!


Backbiter's Billycock

Level 0 - 100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.



Professional's Panama

Level 0 - 100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.


Master's Yellow Belt

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.



Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable )


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item


Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 0 - 100 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Cheater's Lament

Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.

Effect: Holy Glow

( Not Tradable )


Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.


J.Axer's Dapper Topper

Level 0 - 100 Hat
First Place Winner, Propaganda Contest

( Not Tradable )


Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 0 - 100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.



Amber's Rad As All Hell Hat

Level 0 - 100 Hat
First Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest

( Not Tradable )


Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 0 - 100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.


Uncle Sam

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Second Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest

( Not Tradable )


Modest Pile of Hat

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.


Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Hound Dog

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Hustler's Hallmark

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Magistrate's Mullet

Level 0 - 100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.



Hotrod

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.



Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Straight outta control point.


Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 0 - 100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.


Killer's Kabuto

Level 0 - 100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



Shooter's Sola Topi

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.


Max's Severed Head

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.



Whoopee Cap

Level 0 - 100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.



Whiskered Gentleman

Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.



Ze Goggles

Level 0 - 100 Glasses
Nothing


Safe'n'Sound

Level 0 - 100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!



Tippler's Tricorne

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.



Frenchman's Beret

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.


Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Gone Snipin'.


Vintage Merryweather

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.



Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.



Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 0 - 100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.



Heavy Duty Rag

Level 0 - 100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.


Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.



Attendant

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'



Milkman

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Familiar Fez

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Grenadier's Softcap

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Lumbricus Lid

Level 10 Hat


Pugilist's Protector

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Old Guadalajara

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.


Napper's Respite

Level 0 - 100 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.


Bombing Run

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Death from above!


Chieftain's Challenge

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Stout Shako

Level 0 - 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.



Dr's Dapper Topper

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Handyman's Handle

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.


Hard Counter

Level 0 - 100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.



Sober Stuntman

Level 0 - 100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.


Carouser's Capotain

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.


Wiki Cap

Level 20 Hat
Given to valuable contributors to the official TF2 wiki
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/



Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Scout Mask

Level 10 Hat



Sniper Mask

Level 10 Hat



Soldier Mask

Level 10 Hat



Demoman Mask

Level 10 Hat



Medic Mask

Level 10 Hat



Heavy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Spy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Engineer Mask

Level 10 Hat



Pyro Mask

Level 10 Hat



Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...


Ghastlier Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item

( Not Tradable )


Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item


Voodoo Juju

Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item


Cadaver's Cranium

Level 31 Hat


Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.


Dealer's Visor

Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.


Frontline Field Recorder

Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.


Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Scotch Bonnet

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!


Big Chief

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Magnificent Mongolian

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Larrikin Robin

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Blighted Beak

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Pyromancer's Mask

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Prancer's Pride

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Détective Noir

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Madame Dixie

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Buckaroos Hat

Level 0 - 100 Hat


German Gonzila

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Flipped Trilby

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Coupe D'isaster

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Bounty Hat

Level 5 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable )


Treasure Hat

Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable )


Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect

Level 28 Hat
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.'
Beware the Cephalopod padlock.


( Not Tradable )


Dread Knot

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair



Samur-Eye

Level 0 - 100 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war



Hero's Hachimaki

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Noh Mercy

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask



Geisha Boy

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair



Team Captain

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'


Western Wear

Level 0 - 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.


Large Luchadore

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.


Medic's Mountain Cap

Level 0 - 100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'


Grimm Hatte

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.



Teddy Roosebelt

Level 0 - 100 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!



Sight for Sore Eyes

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.


Private Eye

Level 0 - 100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.


Googly Gazer

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.



Reggaelator

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.


Honcho's Headgear

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)



Pocket Medic

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.


Villain's Veil

Level 0 - 100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.


Connoisseur's Cap

Level 0 - 100 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...


Furious Fukaamigasa

Level 0 - 100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.


Charmer's Chapeau

Level 0 - 100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.


Doctor's Sack

Level 0 - 100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.


Ol' Geezer

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Get off mah land!


Desert Marauder

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Sultan's Ceremonial

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Humanitarian's Hachimaki

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable )


Benefactor's Kanmuri

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable )


Magnanimous Monarch

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable )


Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.



Capo's Capper

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.



Brain Bucket

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Dead Cone

Level 0 - 100 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Hetman's Headpiece

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.


Janissary Ketche

Level 0 - 100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.



Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe

Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke


Armored Authority

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 0 - 100 Uniform


Bonk Boy

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Hero's Tail

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.



Sign of the Wolf's School

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!


Cosa Nostra Cap

Level 0 - 100 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.



Made Man

Level 0 - 100
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.


Conjurer's Cowl

Level 0 - 100 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Planeswalker Helm

Level 0 - 100 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.


Planeswalker Goggles

Level 0 - 100 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.


Lo-Fi Longwave

Level 10 Hat
Can't stop the signal.

( Not Tradable )


Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable )


Spiral Sallet

Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.



Security Shades

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Tam O' Shanter

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Stately Steel Toe

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel


Prairie Heel Biters

Level 15 Spurs


Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!



Summer Hat

Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.


Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Pilotka

Level 10 Hat


Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Dragonborn Helmet

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.



Anger

Level 10 Hat


Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!


Wingstick

Level 10


Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Company Man

Level 10 Hat


Purity Fist

Level 10


Clockwerk's Helm

Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011


( Not Tradable )


Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat

Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011


( Not Tradable )


Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )


Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.


El Jefe

Level 10 Hat


Hair of the Dog

Level 0 - 100


Wrap Battler

Level 0 - 100


Blazing Bull

Level 0 - 100


Einstein

Level 0 - 100


Idiot Box

Level 0 - 100


Under Cover

Level 0 - 100


Can Opener

Level 0 - 100


Holy Hunter

Level 0 - 100


Buzz Killer

Level 0 - 100


Last Breath

Level 13 Hat


Apparition's Aspect

Level 13 Hat


Infernal Impaler

Level 13 Hat


Spine-Chilling Skull 2011

Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.

This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Spine-Tingling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Spine-Cooling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item


Spine-Twisting Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your discontent with the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item


MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.



Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.


( Not Tradable )


Ghastly Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas
of mould and grave dust.

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

( Not Tradable )


Mark of the Saint

Level 20 Badge


Brainiac Hairpiece

Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.



Brainiac Goggles

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.



Builder's Blueprints

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.


Buccaneer's Bicorne

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.



Crocodile Smile

Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.



Flair!

Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Couvre Corner

Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.



Surgeon's Stethoscope

Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.


Photo Badge

Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Clan Pride

Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Spectre's Spectacles

Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.


Stereoscopic Shades

Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.



War Head

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.



Dr. Whoa

Level 15 Shirt


Top Notch

Level 50 Hat
Welcome to a secret society so exclusive it makes the Illuminati look
like a Costco. How exclusive? You are the only member. This is the
only item of its kind in all of existence. So don't craft it, Miney.


( Not Tradable )


Sandvich Safe

Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.



Outback Intellectual

Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!

Effect: Genteel Smoke


Itsy Bitsy Spyer

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!



All-Father

Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!



Big Elfin Deal

Level 0 - 100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.



Bootie Time

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.

Jingle all the way


Merc Medal

Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.



Teufort Tooth Kicker

Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.



Balloonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


Infernal Orchestrina

Level 0 - 100 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland


Bolt Action Blitzer

Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.



Ghostly Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Dominate a player wearing any Gibus hat, collect the Ghostly Gibus,
and take your rightful place on the
Halloween-update-related-hat-throne.


( Not Tradable )


Skull Island Topper

Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).



Mann Co. Online Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )


Reindoonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


TF2VRH

Level 0 - 100 Headset
So long, squares! Take a hike, triangles! Introducing the Team
Fortress 2 Very Rectangular Headset, which brings hundreds of decades
of rectangle research and technology to the absolute forefront of your
face.


( Not Tradable )


Conspiracy Cap

Level 10 Hat
Don't shield your head from government secrets with a tinfoil hat like
a know-nothing chump. Listen in on the private chat lines of our
shape-shifting Reptiloid overlords. Find out who wins next year's
World Series! Learn what's really in Area 51! Eavesdrop on Bigfoot's
late-night drunken calls to the President!


( Not Tradable )


Public Accessor

Level 10 Hat
This broken antenna cap is the perfect receiver for any local radio
stations broadcasting up to twenty feet away from you. Tune in to all
the hits from local-area ham radio operators, walkie-talkie
enthusiasts, and small children with soup cans connected by old wire.


( Not Tradable )


World Traveler's Hat

Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!

Effect: Map Stamps

( Not Tradable )


Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap

Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...



Moustachium Bar

Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.



'Fish'

Level 1 Fishcake Fragment
It's packed with protein.


Spacemetal Scrap

Level 1 Pin Fragment


Something Special For Someone Special

Level 100 Ring

( Not Tradable )


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.



Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item


Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Class Token - Scout

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Class Token - Sniper

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Class Token - Soldier

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Class Token - Demoman

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Class Token - Heavy

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Class Token - Medic

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Class Token - Pyro

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Class Token - Spy

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Class Token - Engineer

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - Secondary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - PDA2

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Secret Saxton

Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!



Pile o' Gifts

Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to up to 23 other people on the server!



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Noise Maker - Black Cat

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Gremlin

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Werewolf

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Witch

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Banshee

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Stabby

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Bell

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable )


Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Fireworks

Level 5 Party Favor


#TF_ValveStoreShipmentBox

Level 1


Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

( Not Tradable )


Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor


Halloween Goodie Cauldron

Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.


( Not Tradable )


Manniversary Package

Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.

This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.



Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use


Mann Co. Store Package

Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!



What's in the Sandvich Box?

Level 1 Package
Open the Sandvich Box to reveal its contents.


What's in the Companion Square Box?

Level 1 Package
Open the Companion Square Box to reveal its contents.


Mann Co. Store Package

Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!



What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?

Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.


Mann Co. Painting Set

Level 1 Package
This Do-It-Yourself Mann Co. painting set comes with samples of a few
different colors that are, legally-speaking, absolutely, definitely
not giving off toxic fumes.



Pallet of Crates

Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!



Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Paint Can

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.


Decal Tool

Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!



Description Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Backpack Expander

Level 50 - 59 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)



Stocking Stuffer Key

Level 5 Tool
Someone left this key in your best pair of fightin' socks.
It looks like it will open any festive or normal crate.


( Not Tradable )


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Something Special For Someone Special

Level 100 Ring
An eternal symbol of affection and commitment and approximately two
months salary.

Gift wrap this and give it to someone dear, giving them the
opportunity to accept your proposal and announce your happiness to the
whole world.


( Not Tradable )


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Upgrade to Premium Gift

Level 50 - 59 Tool
Trade away this item to a friend with a free account.  Once they use
it, they'll automatically be converted to a premium account and enjoy
perks such as extra backpack slots



RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code

Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.



Pile Of Ash

Level 1
Looks like there's something in there...

After 7/11/2012 this pile will disappear.



Pile Of Curses

Level 1
It looks like there's something in there... IF YOU DARE!

After 11/11/2013 this pile will disappear.



Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Strange Bacon Grease

Level 0 - 100
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it.  Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.



RoboCrate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked RoboCrates.


Pile of RoboKey Gifts

Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives
one RoboCrate Key
to up to 23 other people on the server!



A Random RoboKey Gift

Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives one RoboCrate Key
to a random person on the server!



Strange Part: Heavies Killed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Heavies you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Demomen Killed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Demomen you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Soldiers Killed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Scouts Killed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Scouts you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Engineers Killed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Engineers you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Snipers Killed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Pyros Killed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Medics Killed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Medics you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of buildings you destroy with that weapon.



Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.



Strange Part: Headshot Kills

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of headshot kills you make with that weapon.



Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Gib Kills

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you gib with that weapon.



Strange Part: Full Moon Kills

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that
weapon.



Strange Part: Domination Kills

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you dominate by killing them with that
weapon.



Strange Part: Revenge Kills

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Posthumous Kills

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.



Strange Part: Allies Extinguished

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.



Strange Part: Critical Kills

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with critical hits from that
weapon.



Strange Part: Kills While Explosive Jumping

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while airborne
from a rocket/stickyjump.



Strange Part: Cloaked Spies Killed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of spies you kill while they're invisible.



Strange Part: Sappers Destroyed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemy sappers you destroy with it.



Strange Part: Robots Destroyed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann vs. Machine games.



Strange Part: Low-Health Kills

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10%
health.



Strange Part: Halloween Kills

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during the Halloween event.



Strange Part: Robots Destroyed During Halloween

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann vs. Machine games during the Halloween event.



Strange Part: Defender Kills

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while they are carrying the
intel, pushing the cart, or capturing a point.



Strange Part: Underwater Kills

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while they are completely
submerged.



Strange Part: Kills While Übercharged

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while you're under the effect of
a Medic's Übercharge.



Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann vs. Machine games.



Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.



Strange Filter: Coldfront (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Coldfront.



Strange Filter: Egypt (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Egypt.



Strange Filter: Junction (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Junction.



Strange Filter: Mountain Lab (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Mountain Lab.



Strange Filter: Steel (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Steel.



Strange Filter: Gullywash (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Gullywash.



Strange Filter: Turbine (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Turbine.



Strange Filter: Fastlane (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Fastlane.



Strange Filter: Freight (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Freight.



Strange Filter: Yukon (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Yukon.



Strange Filter: Harvest (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Harvest.



Strange Filter: Lakeside (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Lakeside.



Strange Filter: Kong King (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Kong King.



Strange Filter: Frontier (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Frontier.



Strange Filter: Hoodoo (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Hoodoo.



Strange Filter: Nightfall (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Nightfall.



Strange Filter: Watchtower (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Watchtower.



Strange Filter: Offblast (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Offblast.



Strange Filter: Mann Manor (Community)

Level 0 - 100
Adding this Strange Filter to a Strange-quality item and selecting one
of the stats that it tracks will restrict that stat to only counting
events on Mann Manor.



Halloween Spell: Putrescent Pigmentation

Level 0 - 100
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.



Halloween Spell: Die Job

Level 0 - 100
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.



Halloween Spell: Chromatic Corruption

Level 0 - 100
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.



Halloween Spell: Spectral Spectrum

Level 0 - 100
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.



Halloween Spell: Sinister Staining

Level 0 - 100
Possess the petrifying power of paranormal paint!
This spell can be applied to any paintable item.



Halloween Spell: Soldier's Booming Bark

Level 0 - 100
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Soldier hat.



Halloween Spell: Scout's Spectral Snarl

Level 0 - 100
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Scout hat.



Halloween Spell: Sniper's Deep Downunder Drawl

Level 0 - 100
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Sniper hat.



Halloween Spell: Engineers's Gravelly Growl

Level 0 - 100
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Engineer hat.



Halloween Spell: Heavy's Bottomless Bass

Level 0 - 100
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Heavy hat.



Halloween Spell: Demoman's Cadaverous Croak

Level 0 - 100
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Demoman hat.



Halloween Spell: Pyro's Muffled Moan

Level 0 - 100
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Pyro hat.



Halloween Spell: Spy's Creepy Croon

Level 0 - 100
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Spy hat.



Halloween Spell: Medic's Blood-curdling Bellow

Level 0 - 100
These spells make the Merc's voices 4% sexier and 130% spookier –
except for Scout's, which is -5% sexier.
This spell can be applied to a Medic hat.



Halloween Spell: Team Spirit Footprints

Level 0 - 100
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.



Halloween Spell: Gangreen Footprints

Level 0 - 100
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.



Halloween Spell: Corpse Gray Footprints

Level 0 - 100
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.



Halloween Spell: Violent Violet Footprints

Level 0 - 100
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.



Halloween Spell: Rotten Orange Footprints

Level 0 - 100
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.



Halloween Spell: Bruised Purple Footprints

Level 0 - 100
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.



Halloween Spell: Headless Horseshoes

Level 0 - 100
These colors don't run. Well, no -- actually, they do exactly that.
This spell can be applied to any hat-slot item.



Halloween Spell: Exorcism

Level 0 - 100
The power of deadly force compels you!
This spell can be applied to any weapon that deals damage.



Halloween Spell: Squash Rockets

Level 0 - 100
Death not frightening enough for your enemies? Hit them with these
special Halloween spells!
This spell can be applied to any rocket launcher



Halloween Spell: Gourd Grenades

Level 0 - 100
Death not frightening enough for your enemies? Hit them with these
special Halloween spells!
This spell can be applied to any Demoman explosive weapon



Halloween Spell: Sentry Quad-Pumpkins

Level 0 - 100
Death not frightening enough for your enemies? Hit them with these
special Halloween spells!
This spell can be applied to any wrench



Halloween Spell: Spectral Flame

Level 0 - 100
Death not frightening enough for your enemies? Hit them with these
special Halloween spells!
This spell can be applied to any flamethrower



Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #1


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #2


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #3


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #4


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #5


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #6


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #7


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #8


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #9


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #10


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #11


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #12


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #13


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #14


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #15


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #16


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #17


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #18


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #19


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #20


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #21


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #22


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #23


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #24


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #25


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #26


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #27


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #28


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #29


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #30


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #31


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #32


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #33


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

Crate Series #34


Naughty Winter Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.

Crate Series #35


Nice Winter Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
A memento from an age long past, this crate is purely decorative and
can no longer be opened.

Crate Series #36




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Demoman's Fro

Level 0 - 100


Mining Light

Level 0 - 100
For Engineers with bright ideas.


Fancy Fedora

Level 0 - 100
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.





Level 0 - 100




Level 0 - 100


Officer's Ushanka

Level 0 - 100
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.



Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.





Level 0 - 100




Level 0 - 100


Earbuds

Level 0 - 100 Hat
OSX represent!


Grizzled Veteran

Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.


( Not Tradable )


Soldier of Fortune

Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.


( Not Tradable )


Mercenary

Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.

( Not Tradable )


Taunt: The High Five!

Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.



Primeval Warrior

Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.


( Not Tradable )




Level 0 - 100


Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable )


Silver Dueling Badge

Level 25 Badge
Earned at level 25.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable )


Gold Dueling Badge

Level 50 Badge
Earned at level 50.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable )


Platinum Dueling Badge

Level 75 Badge
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable )


Polycount Pin

Level 1 Badge
Awarded to participants of the Polycount contest.

( Not Tradable )


Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.


License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.


Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Foster's Facade

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Stockbroker's Scarf

Level 0 - 100 Hat


Le Party Phantom

Level 0 - 100


Industrial Festivizer

Level 0 - 100


Exquisite Rack

Level 0 - 100


Defiant Spartan

Level 0 - 100


A Rather Festive Tree

Level 0 - 100


Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 0 - 100


Professor Speks

Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.


( Not Tradable )


Crocleather Slouch

Level 0 - 100
Made from Australia's only natural resource.


The Athletic Supporter

Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]


The Superfan

Level 10


The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


Hottie's Hoodie

Level 0 - 100
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.



Big Country

Level 0 - 100
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.


Professor's Peculiarity

Level 0 - 100
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.



Resurrection Associate Pin

Level 13 Badge


SpaceChem Pin

Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>


Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.



Dr. Grordbort's Crest

Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.


Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.



Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.



Copper's Hard Top

Level 0 - 100


Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.




Level 0 - 100


Flip-Flops

Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.


Lucky No. 42

Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?


Sniper's Snipin' Glass

Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011


( Not Tradable )


Ball-Kicking Boots

Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.


Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.


Scottish Snarl

Level 0 - 100


Pickled Paws

Level 0 - 100


B-ankh!

Level 0 - 100


Futankhamun

Level 0 - 100


Fallen Angel

Level 0 - 100


Tail From the Crypt

Level 0 - 100


Dr. Gogglestache

Level 0 - 100


Emerald Jarate

Level 0 - 100


Steel Pipes

Level 0 - 100


Shoestring Budget

Level 0 - 100


Griffin's Gog

Level 0 - 100


Intangible Ascot

Level 0 - 100


Soviet Stitch-Up

Level 0 - 100


Steel-Toed Stompers

Level 0 - 100


Silver Bullets

Level 0 - 100


Garlic Flank Stake

Level 0 - 100


Frontier Flyboy

Level 0 - 100


Legend of Bugfoot

Level 0 - 100


Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'

Explode spectacularly on death


Cold War Luchador

Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.



Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.



Moonman Backpack

Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.



Bubble Pipe

Level 0 - 100
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.

Effect: Genteel Smoke


Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10


Your Worst Nightmare

Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.



One-Man Army

Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.



Counterfeit Billycock

Level 10
This hat is a spy.


Outdoorsman

Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.


Tavish DeGroot Experience

Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?


Pencil Pusher

Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.


A Whiff of the Old Brimstone

Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.



Salty Dog

Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!



Little Buddy

Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.



Gym Rat

Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.


Hot Dogger

Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.



Birdcage

Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.



Surgeon's Stahlhelm

Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!



Backwards Ballcap

Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.



L'Inspecteur

Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.



Swagman's Swatter

Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.



Flamboyant Flamenco

Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.



Virtual Reality Headset

Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.


Hat With No Name

Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.


Cremator's Conscience

Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'



Hermes

Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!



Point and Shoot

Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.



Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.



Dashin' Hashshashin

Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!



Ornament Armament

Level 20
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.



Head Warmer

Level 0 - 100
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.



Kringle Collection

Level 0 - 100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.



Jingle Belt

Level 0 - 100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.

Jingle all the way


Festive Minigun

Level 0 - 100


Strange Spirit Of Giving

Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.


( Not Tradable )


Nine-Pipe Problem

Level 0 - 100 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.

Effect: Genteel Smoke


Festive Rocket Launcher

Level 0 - 100


Festive Flame Thrower

Level 0 - 100


Festive Bat

Level 0 - 100


Festive Stickybomb Launcher

Level 0 - 100


Festive Wrench

Level 0 - 100


Festive Medi Gun

Level 0 - 100


Festive Sniper Rifle

Level 0 - 100


Festive Knife

Level 0 - 100


B.M.O.C.

Level 0 - 100
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!


Holiday Headcase

Level 0 - 100
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!



Full Head Of Steam

Level 0 - 100
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!



Festive Scattergun

Level 0 - 100


Stocking Stuffer

Level 0 - 100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.



Brown Bomber

Level 0 - 100
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.



Ebenezer

Level 0 - 100
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Lucky Shot

Level 0 - 100
Let's see you do that again, Private.


Warsworn Helmet

Level 0 - 100
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.



Bolgan

Level 0 - 100
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.



Bolgan Family Crest

Level 0 - 100 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.



Boston Boom-Bringer

Level 0 - 100 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.

taunt success sound (1)


Aladdin's Private Reserve

Level 0 - 100 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.

Effect: Genteel Smoke


Snapped Pupil

Level 0 - 100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?


Dueler

Level 0 - 100
Congratulations on winning more duels yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!



Gifting Man From Gifting Land

Level 0 - 100
Congratulations on giving out more gifts yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!



Philateler

Level 0 - 100
Congratulations on doing more yesterday to support the TF2 map-making
community through map stamps than anyone else! Wear this with pride
before it changes hands tomorrow!



Battle Bob

Level 0 - 100
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.



Bushman's Boonie

Level 0 - 100
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.



Conquistador

Level 0 - 100
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.



Fast Learner

Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!



Operation Steel Trap Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.


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Captain's Cocktails

Level 0 - 100
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!



Helmet Without a Home

Level 0 - 100
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.



RoBro 3000

Level 1 - 100 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!





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Burning Bongos

Level 0 - 100 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland


Waxy Wayfinder

Level 0 - 100
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke


Scrap Pack

Level 0 - 100 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.



Texas Half-Pants

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.



Toss-Proof Towel

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.



Fruit Shoot

Level 0 - 100
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.



Front Runner

Level 0 - 100
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.



Triclops

Level 10
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!



Flamingo Kid

Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.



Sneaky Spats of Sneaking

Level 0 - 100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.



Cross-Comm Crash Helmet

Level 0 - 100
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.



Cross-Comm Express

Level 0 - 100
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.



Doublecross-Comm

Level 0 - 100
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.



Atomic Accolade

Level 0 - 100 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.



Professor's Pineapple

Level 0 - 100 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.



Quadwrangler

Level 0 - 100 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!



Surgeon's Side Satchel

Level 0 - 100 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.



Liquor Locker

Level 0 - 100 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.



Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run speed increased with Boost

-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost reduced on air jumps


Gentle Munitionne of Leisure

Level 0 - 100
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.

Effect: Genteel Smoke


Bird-Man of Aberdeen

Level 0 - 100
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!



Apparatchik's Apparel

Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.



Gentleman's Ushanka

Level 0 - 100
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.



Liquidator's Lid

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.



Fed-Fightin' Fedora

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.



Dillinger's Duffel

Level 0 - 100 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)



Business Casual

Level 0 - 100 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.



HazMat Headcase

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.



Idea Tube

Level 0 - 100 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.



Robot Chicken Hat

Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.



Grenadier Helm

Level 0 - 100
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.



Tribal Bones

Level 0 - 100 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.



Void Monk Hair

Level 0 - 100
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.



Ninja Cowl

Level 0 - 100
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."



Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

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Awesomenauts Badge

Level 0 - 100 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.



Lone Star

Level 0 - 100
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.



Russian Rocketeer

Level 0 - 100
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!



Soviet Gentleman

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"



Pocket Purrer

Level 0 - 100 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.



Koala Compact

Level 0 - 100 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!



Hat of Cards

Level 0 - 100
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!



Medi-Mask

Level 0 - 100 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.



Track Terrorizer

Level 0 - 100 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.



Archimedes

Level 0 - 100
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.



War Pig

Level 0 - 100
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.



Bearded Bombardier

Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.

Effect: Genteel Smoke




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U-clank-a

Level 0 - 100
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!



Stealth Steeler

Level 0 - 100
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!



Pyrobotics Pack

Level 0 - 100
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.



Medic Mech-bag

Level 0 - 100
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!



Tin Pot

Level 0 - 100
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).



Battery Bandolier

Level 0 - 100
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].



Robot Running Man

Level 0 - 100
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!



Bolted Bushman

Level 0 - 100
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.



Tin-1000

Level 0 - 100
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!



Deflector

Level 0 - 100


Soldier's Stogie

Level 0 - 100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.



Crafty Hair

Level 0 - 100 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.



Area 451

Level 0 - 100
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.



Vigilant Pin

Level 0 - 100 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.



Pyrotechnic Tote

Level 0 - 100 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel?  Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?



Flunkyware

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.



Hanger-On Hood

Level 0 - 100
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.



Flight of the Monarch

Level 0 - 100 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.



Friends Forever Companion Square Badge

Level 20 Badge
You are a grizzled friendship veteran. Your blood and sweat has been
poured into countless blanket fort constructions. You've fought in
hundreds of harrowing pillow wars. Let this Friends Forever badge be a
reminder to all that you know what it means to be a bro.



Triple A Badge

Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a
badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on
there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well.
Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind.
Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.



Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap

Level 0 - 100
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.



Combat Medic's Crusher Cap

Level 0 - 100
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.



Heroic Companion Badge

Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.



Rump-o'-Lantern

Level 0 - 100 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.



Operation Oil Spill Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.


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Operation Gear Grinder Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable )


Lacking Moral Fiber Mask

Level 0 - 100 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.



Whale Bone Charm

Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.



King of Scotland Cape

Level 0 - 100 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.



Menpo

Level 0 - 100 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!



K-9 Mane

Level 0 - 100
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 0 - 100
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Foppish Physician

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Distinguished Rogue

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

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Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

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Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 0 - 100


Sir Hootsalot

Level 0 - 100
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.



Master Mind

Level 0 - 100
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.



Scarecrow

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.



Crone's Dome

Level 0 - 100
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.



Executioner

Level 0 - 100
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)



Bonedolier

Level 0 - 100 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.



Plutonidome

Level 0 - 100 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.



Spooky Shoes

Level 0 - 100 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.



Spooky Sleeves

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!



Zipperface

Level 0 - 100
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!



Boo Balloon

Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.



Unknown Monkeynaut

Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.



Grand Duchess Tutu

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.



Grand Duchess Fairy Wings

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.



Grand Duchess Tiara

Level 0 - 100
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.



Dead Little Buddy

Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).



Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.



Exorcizor

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!



Wraith Wrap

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.



Coffin Kit

Level 0 - 100 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.



Cockfighter

Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.



Hitt Mann Badge

Level 0 - 100 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.



That '70s Chapeau

Level 0 - 100
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.



Chief Constable

Level 0 - 100
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.



Siberian Sophisticate

Level 0 - 100 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.



Deadliest Duckling

Level 0 - 100 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.



DethKapp

Level 0 - 100
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!



Nose Candy

Level 0 - 100 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!



Rail Spikes

Level 0 - 100 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.



Brock's Locks

Level 0 - 100 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.



Saxxy Clapper Badge

Level 5 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!


( Not Tradable )


Tuxxy

Level 0 - 100 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.



Faerie Solitaire Pin

Level 0 - 100 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.



Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II

Level 0 - 100


Operation Mecha Engine Badge

Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable )


Winter Wonderland Wrap

Level 0 - 100 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!



Cut Throat Concierge

Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.



Der Wintermantel

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.



Cool Breeze

Level 0 - 100 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.


Soldier's Slope Scopers

Level 0 - 100
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.



Cold Killer

Level 0 - 100
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.



Doc's Holiday

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd
most like to embody while on vacation.



Digit Divulger

Level 0 - 100 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.



Tough Stuff Muffs

Level 0 - 100
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.



Heavy's Hockey Hair

Level 0 - 100 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.



Mutton Mann

Level 0 - 100 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.



Merc's Muffler

Level 0 - 100 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!



Barnstormer

Level 0 - 100
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.



Carl

Level 0 - 100 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!



Aqua Flops

Level 0 - 100 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?



Hunger Force

Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!



Smissmas Wreath

Level 0 - 100 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.



Antlers

Level 0 - 100
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.



Festive Holy Mackerel

Level 0 - 100


Festive Axtinguisher

Level 0 - 100


Festive Buff Banner

Level 0 - 100


Festive Sandvich

Level 0 - 100


Festive Ubersaw

Level 0 - 100


Festive Frontier Justice

Level 0 - 100


Festive Huntsman

Level 0 - 100
override projectile type (19)


Festive Ambassador

Level 0 - 100


Festive Grenade Launcher

Level 0 - 100


Prize Plushy

Level 0 - 100 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!



Grizzled Growth

Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.



Last Straw

Level 0 - 100
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.



Tux

Level 0 - 100 Mascot
Linux represent!

( Not Tradable )


Wilson Weave

Level 0 - 100 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!



Brütal Bouffant

Level 0 - 100 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.



Shred Alert

Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!



Buck Turner All-Stars

Level 0 - 100 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.



Vox Diabolus

Level 0 - 100
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.



Pounding Father

Level 0 - 100
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.



Blind Justice

Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!



Person in the Iron Mask

Level 0 - 100
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.



Doe-Boy

Level 0 - 100
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!



Sydney Straw Boat

Level 0 - 100
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!



Steel Songbird

Level 0 - 100
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?



Croft's Crest

Level 0 - 100 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.



Fortune Hunter

Level 0 - 100 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.



Tomb Wrapper

Level 0 - 100 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.



Samson Skewer

Level 0 - 100 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.



Bloodhound

Level 0 - 100
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.



Dapper Disguise

Level 0 - 100 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.



Necronomicrown

Level 0 - 100
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.



Long Fall Loafers

Level 0 - 100 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.



Electric Badge-aloo

Level 0 - 100 Badge
This badge's monocle lets you know it can't see, the cane tells you
it's at death's door, and the top hat says it's rich! Marry this badge
before some other gold digger snaps it up!



Modest Metal Pile of Scrap

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.



Letch's LED

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.



Galvanized Gibus

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.



Soldered Sensei

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.



Shooter's Tin Topi

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.



Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.



Base Metal Billycock

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.



Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.



Megapixel Beard

Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.



HDMI Patch

Level 0 - 100 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.



Bolted Bombardier

Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.



Titanium Towel

Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.



Gridiron Guardian

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!



Tyrantium Helmet

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!



Battery Canteens

Level 0 - 100
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.



FR-0

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s
film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".



Steel Shako

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".



Bot Dogger

Level 0 - 100 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.



Ye Oiled Baker Boy

Level 0 - 100 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.



Scrap Sack

Level 0 - 100 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.



Pure Tin Capotain

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.



Plumber's Pipe

Level 0 - 100 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.



Teddy Robobelt

Level 0 - 100 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.



Cyborg Stunt Helmet

Level 0 - 100 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.



Electric Escorter

Level 0 - 100 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)



Full Metal Drill Hat

Level 0 - 100 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!



Bolt Boy

Level 0 - 100 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.



Metal Slug

Level 0 - 100 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.



Broadband Bonnet

Level 0 - 100 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).