Level 25 Hat "There once was a poop that took a fart. The end." Effect: Scorching Flames
"Thriller"
Level 3 Hat "R.I.P MJ~ This is for you." Effect: Cloudy Moon
"Hitler"
Level 49 Hat "I burn jews" Effect: Burning Flames
Unusual Buckaroos Hat
Level 68 Hat Effect: Sunbeams
Unusual Hound Dog
Level 25 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif. Effect: Blizzardy Storm
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 5 Hat A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 19 Hat
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 23 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
"Thor's Helm"
Level 26 Hat "Ride of the Valkyries has always been the best song to blow people up
to."
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 3 Hat It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
The Saxxy
Level 25 "FIGHT THE POWA!" Winner: Best Getaway 2011
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
Max's Severed Head
Level 65 Hat Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
"This makes me better than you."
Level 10 Hat Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Earbuds
Level 27 Hat OSX represent!
Genuine Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 69 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 12 Hat
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 33 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 51 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 33 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"The Getaway Plan"
Level 10 Scattergun "This gun won me a Saxxy!" Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 30 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 78 Hat
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 19 Hat This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 47 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 59 Hat A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat. This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 97 Hat His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 34 Hat
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 43 Hat This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 96 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
"Vintage I need to shave!"
Level 95 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 1 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 96 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 55 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 33 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 70 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 71 Hat His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 96 Hat
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 22 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 79 Hat
"Straight up AIDs on my head"
Level 24 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 78 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
"Master's Grey Belt"
Level 37 Hat "After winning the Belt for defeating a Master, the Sniper washed it
for hygiene."
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 49 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 17 Hat
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 69 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 67 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 51 Hat We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 90 Hat Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 74 Hat For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 61 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Machina (equipped)
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
Genuine Deus Specs (equipped)
Level 10 Glasses
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 18 Hat Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 5 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 52 Hat You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 42 Hat Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 28 Hat
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 97 Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 95 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 30 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 8 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 2 Hat Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 54 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
Level 20 Badge You are a grizzled friendship veteran. Your blood and sweat has been
poured into countless blanket fort constructions. You've fought in
hundreds of harrowing pillow wars. Let this Friends Forever badge be a
reminder to all that you know what it means to be a bro.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes Show balls who is the boss.
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes Show balls who is the boss.
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Genuine Triple A Badge
Level 20 Badge The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a
badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on
there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well.
Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind.
Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.
Lumbricus Lid
Level 84 Hat
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hound Dog
Level 33 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
The Triad Trinket #1699
Level 74 Necklace Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home." Crafted by Goronix
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 69 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat. Crafted by Goronix
The Helmet Without a Home #7954
Level 51 Hat Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts. Crafted by Goronix
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 66 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Clan Pride #607
Level 20 Medallion Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item. Crafted by SunlightKnight
Bonk Boy
Level 48 Hat
Lumbricus Lid
Level 49 Hat
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings. This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparition's Aspect #10203
Level 13 Hat Crafted by Goronix
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 91 Hat
The Big Chief
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rogue's Col Roule (equipped)
Level 15 Apparel
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat Crafted by Goronix
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind. Crafted by Goronix
Lumbricus Lid
Level 50 Hat
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 45 Hat Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 4 Uniform
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Made Man
Level 18 A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 75 Hat
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded. Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 25 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Villain's Veil
Level 69 Hat The good, the bad, and the dead.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Tam O' Shanter
Level 3 Hat
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 30 Facial Hair Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe. Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Kringle Collection #9167
Level 97 Coat Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle. Crafted by Goronix
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat [Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 74 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat. Crafted by TARP MAN!
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 67 Decorative Bombs Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Photo Badge #1485
Level 20 Badge Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item. Crafted by Goronix
Le Party Phantom
Level 42 Hat
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 64 Hat A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 75 Hat The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Copper's Hard Top
Level 96 Hat
Large Luchadore
Level 41 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
The Nanobalaclava #2844
Level 10 Hat Crafted by Goronix
Private Eye
Level 1 Hat A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth. Crafted by Goronix
Honcho's Headgear
Level 35 Hat This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.) Crafted by Goronix
Desert Marauder
Level 31 Hat
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 88 Hat Humorously vellicating vitreous.
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 86 Hat This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 71 Hat
The Purity Fist #2783
Level 10 Crafted by Goronix
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge <no employment record found>
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 30 Pocket Buddy A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat! Crafted by Goronix
Hat of Cards
Level 64 Hat Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Familiar Fez
Level 69 Hat
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 80 Hat Humorously vellicating vitreous. Crafted by Deathkittinz
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 4 Hat
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Warsworn Helmet
Level 19 Hat Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money. Crafted by Goronix
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1 Hat Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 19 Hat
Security Shades
Level 80 Hat
The Flamboyant Flamenco #1603
Level 10 Hat Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them. Crafted by Goronix
The Bootie Time #170
Level 10 Apparel You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man. Jingle all the way
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close.
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Hat Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
The RoBro 3000
Level 83 Robot The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Doctor's Sack
Level 37 Hat For when you've got that healin' fever.
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 48 Hat
The One-Man Army #3453
Level 10 Hat You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
The Attendant
Level 8 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable )
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
Stately Steel Toe #3713
Level 13 Hat Crafted by Goronix
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 69 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
The Front Runner #5168
Level 86 Hat This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind. Crafted by Goronix
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
The Infernal Impaler #676
Level 13 Hat Crafted by Insom(a)nia(c)
Medi-Mask
Level 61 Mask As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 79 Hat
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat [Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 39 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 25 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat A nameless hat for a nameless man.
The Milkman
Level 82 Hat
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Flair!
Level 20 Flair! Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 47 Lunch Box
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 38 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 92 Lunch Box
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 47 Flare Gun
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
The Spectre's Spectacles #16304
Level 20 Glasses So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted. Crafted by Goronix
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Level 99 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds Crafted by Goronix
The Manmelter #49
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits Crafted by Goronix
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Level 1 Pin Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1 It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Strange Knife
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Medi-Mask
Level 60 Mask As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 30 Hat Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Unremarkable Force-A-Nature
Unremarkable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 13 Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #54
The Flying Guillotine
Level 12 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol #34400
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer Crafted by Reah DeWitt (no sound)
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you dominate by killing them with that
weapon.
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 0 +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
( Not Tradable )
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
A Mann's Mint
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Power Up Canteen
Level 98 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 280 When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0 Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Strange Flare Gun
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 1
Scarcely Lethal Bushwacka
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 43 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
Unremarkable Market Gardener
Unremarkable%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 24 Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Mildly Menacing Shortstop
Mildly Menacing%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 64 Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Level 1 Sniper Rifle This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Strange Pistol
Strange%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 6 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Notably Dangerous%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 166 Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Notably Dangerous Scottish Resistance
Notably Dangerous%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 143 +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Uncharitable Reserve Shooter
Uncharitable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 132 Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 2 +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 8 Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1 Hat Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1 Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 4 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Axtinguisher
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 8 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Baseline Benefactor's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 2 The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"Explosive Diarrhea"
Level 10 Boxing Gloves "GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA
GO!" +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
"Sasha"
Level 1 Minigun "It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds."
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Strange Southern Hospitality
Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 1 On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Strange Knife
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate. Crafted by Goronix
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Strange Part: Gib Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you gib with that weapon.
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Surgeon's Stethoscope #11549
Level 20 Stethoscope Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead. Crafted by Goronix
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
Medi-Mask
Level 57 Mask As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Strange Part: Domination Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you dominate by killing them with that
weapon.
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Beggar's Bazooka #12265
Level 92 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers Crafted by Goronix
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Baby Face's Blaster #1191
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump Crafted by Goronix
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Strange Part: Heavies Killed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Heavies you kill with that weapon.
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0 Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 82 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Strange Rocket Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Cozy Camper #41440
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming Crafted by Goronix
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #54
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0 Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #50
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Strange Blutsauger
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while airborne
from a rocket/stickyjump.
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Strange Part: Critical Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with critical hits from that
weapon.
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Level 20 Balloon Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 2 On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #49
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Gift from: Aliento
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 33 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase