TF2 Backpack - Evaldas256

The Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer

The Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps

The Lollichop

Level 1 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

The Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer

The Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed

The Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch

The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health

RoboCrate

Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58

Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56

The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

The Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use

Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed

The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty

The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.

Pyrovision Goggles

Level 81 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland

( Not Tradable )

The Company Man

Level 10 Hat

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #25

RoboCrate

Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58

Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item

The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed

The Vintage Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun

The Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer

Vintage Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time

Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item

Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #49

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #47

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #54

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #29

Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #30

Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 25 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.

Professor's Peculiarity

Level 74 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.

Industrial Festivizer

Level 16 Hat
Crafted by Evaldas256

Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 65 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Crafted by Sigma

The Attendant

Level 14 Hat

Madame Dixie

Level 24 Hat

Hottie's Hoodie

Level 37 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.

Stately Steel Toe

Level 7 Hat

Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 66 Hat

Copper's Hard Top

Level 19 Hat

Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 14 Hat

Master's Yellow Belt

Level 57 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.

Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 7 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.

Vintage Trophy Belt

Level 61 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.

The Flamingo Kid

Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.

( Not Tradable )

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #19

The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel

Genuine Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!

Genuine Pip-Boy
(equipped)

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!

Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 49 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #42

Vintage Brigade Helm

Level 77 Hat

Vintage Hustler's Hallmark

Level 32 Hat

Vintage Backbiter's Billycock

Level 3 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.

Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #21

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #20

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #23

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #24

Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #45

Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.

The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan

Strange Grenade Launcher

Strange%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 9

Strange Flame Thrower

Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0

Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher

Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge

Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #13

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #26

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #27

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #28

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #26

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #31

Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #13

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #1

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #13

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #27

Aged Moustache Grey

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Color No. 216-190-216

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #16

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #13

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #31

Mann Co. Orange

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #9

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #27

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #18

Zepheniah's Greed

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Pyro Mask

Level 10 Hat

Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #18

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #17

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #9

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57

The Skull Island Topper

Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).

( Not Tradable )

Demoman Mask

Level 10 Hat

Vintage Batter's Helmet

Level 79 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!

Vintage Soldier's Stash

Level 28 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.

Vintage Pyro's Beanie

Level 26 Hat

Vintage Demoman's Fro

Level 41 Hat

Vintage Football Helmet

Level 16 Hat

Vintage Mining Light

Level 22 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.

Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 56 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.

Vintage Trophy Belt

Level 30 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.

Vintage Fancy Fedora

Level 40 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.

Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 80 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.

Vintage Bonk Helm

Level 24 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.

Vintage Tyrant's Helm

Level 88 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.

Vintage Brigade Helm

Level 27 Hat

Vintage Glengarry Bonnet

Level 37 Hat

Vintage Officer's Ushanka

Level 24 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.

Vintage Texas Ten Gallon

Level 27 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.

Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 41 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.

"Evaldas256's Professional's Panama"
(equipped)

Level 92 Hat
"3 Tokens + 12 Refined = Best Hat in the Game"

Vintage Backbiter's Billycock

Level 6 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.

Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 83 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.

Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 10 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!

Vintage Stainless Pot

Level 20 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.

Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 45 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.

Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 98 Hat

Vintage Tough Guy's Toque

Level 59 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.

Vintage Engineer's Cap

Level 64 Hat

Vintage Vintage Tyrolean

Level 53 Hat

Vintage Master's Yellow Belt

Level 69 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.

Vintage Camera Beard

Level 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?

Vintage Modest Pile of Hat

Level 29 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.

Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 48 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?

Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 60 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.

Vintage Tippler's Tricorne

Level 81 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.

The Vintage Hound Dog

Level 12 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.

Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 45 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.

Vintage Ze Goggles

Level 8 Glasses
Nothing

Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 45 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.

Vintage Magistrate's Mullet

Level 15 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.

"Bugs Bunny's Severed Head"
(equipped)

Level 95 Hat
"What's Up,Doc?"

Gift from: ☆ Fururi

Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 90 Hat
Straight outta control point.

Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 22 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.

Vintage Vintage Merryweather

Level 84 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.

Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
(equipped)

Level 50 Hat

The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag

Level 82 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.

Vintage Hotrod

Level 38 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.

Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 34 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.

Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi

Level 29 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.

Vintage Frenchman's Beret
(equipped)

Level 69 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.

Earbuds
(equipped)

Level 100 Hat
"Level 100 Earbuds!"

Vintage Whoopee Cap

Level 81 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.

Grenadier's Softcap

Level 35 Hat

Vintage Whiskered Gentleman

Level 15 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.

The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun

Level 39 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!

Vintage Safe'n'Sound

Level 28 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!

Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 12 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.

Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 12 Hat
Gone Snipin'.

Le Party Phantom

Level 59 Hat

Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.

The Milkman

Level 35 Hat

The Little Buddy

Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.

The Attendant

Level 30 Hat

Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

( Not Tradable )

Doctor's Sack

Level 17 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.

Teddy Roosebelt

Level 79 Pocket Buddy
"Rumia's best buddy on the battlefield! Cute, soft and hugable! ❤"

Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 38 Hat

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #44

Genuine Janissary Ketche

Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.

Frontline Field Recorder

Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.

( Not Tradable )

Bombing Run

Level 86 Hat
Death from above!
Crafted by Evaldas256

Lumbricus Lid

Level 31 Hat

Community Wiki Cap

Level 20 Hat
Given to valuable contributors to the official TF2 wiki
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/
Effect: Community Sparkle

( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )

Genuine Samur-Eye

Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war

Genuine Dread Knot

Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair

Genuine Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.

Grimm Hatte

Level 93 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.

Larrikin Robin

Level 9 Hat

Genuine Noh Mercy

Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask

The Athletic Supporter

Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]

Sight for Sore Eyes

Level 91 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.

Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 54 Hat

Détective Noir

Level 10 Hat

Vintage Vintage Tyrolean

Level 34 Hat

Pocket Medic
(equipped)

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.

Western Wear
(equipped)

Level 94 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.

Genuine Geisha Boy

Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair

Crocleather Slouch #965

Level 100 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.

Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.

The Team Captain
(equipped)

Level 73 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'

Genuine Hero's Hachimaki

Level 1 Hat

Power Up Canteen

Level 24 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds

( Not Tradable )

The Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage

The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel

Genuine Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #33

Villain's Veil

Level 68 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.

SpaceChem Pin

Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>

Resurrection Associate Pin

Level 13 Badge

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #43

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #13

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #5

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #9

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #3

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #9

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #4

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #5

Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item

Genuine Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.

Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 53 Uniform

Der Wintermantel

Level 59 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.

Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

( Not Tradable )

Secret Saxton

Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!

The Made Man
(equipped)

Level 8
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.

The Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable )

Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge

Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!

Dealer's Visor

Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.

The Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death

( Not Tradable )

The MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.

( Not Tradable )

The Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10 Hat

The Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.

( Not Tradable )

Bounty Hat

Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable )

Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item

Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.

( Not Tradable )

Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!

( Not Tradable )

Soldier of Fortune

Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.
Hire Date: June 20, 2008 (16:49:04 GMT)

( Not Tradable )

Cheater's Lament

Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow

( Not Tradable )

Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat

Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable )

Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

( Not Tradable )

The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health

Operation Steel Trap Badge

Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.

( Not Tradable )

The Vintage Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use

Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty

The Saxxy Clapper Badge

Level 100 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!

( Not Tradable )

The Bolt Action Blitzer

Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.

( Not Tradable )

The Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps

Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin

Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.

Genuine Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #34

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #2

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #3

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #8

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #5

License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

( Not Tradable )

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #7

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #8

Tux

Level 84 Mascot
Linux represent!

( Not Tradable )

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #9

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #10

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #11

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #12

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #13

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #14

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #15

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #16

Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 99 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.

The Triclops

Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!

( Not Tradable )

Genuine Robot Chicken Hat

Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.

Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

( Not Tradable )

Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )

Moustachium Bar

Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.

( Not Tradable )

The Spiral Sallet

Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.

( Not Tradable )

Professor Speks

Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.

( Not Tradable )

Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable )

Genuine Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.

Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.

The Spirit Of Giving

The%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 0
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

( Not Tradable )

Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.

Description Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack

Vintage Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer

Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty

Vintage Foster's Facade

Level 1 Hat

Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf

Level 1 Hat

Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.

Dark Salmon Injustice

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Muskelmannbraun

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Mann Co. Orange

Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.

Description Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack

The Vintage Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer

The Vintage Wrangler
(equipped)

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

The Vintage Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer

Vintage Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.

Vintage Jarate
(equipped)

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

Vintage Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

The Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate

The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty

The Vintage Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time

The Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer

The Vintage Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed

The Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate

Vintage Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

The Vintage Razorback

Level 13 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt

The Vintage Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt

The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed

The Vintage Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed

The Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer

The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty

Vintage Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

The Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive

The Vintage Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use

The Vintage Sandvich
(equipped)

Level 1 Lunch Box

The Vintage Ambassador

Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed

The Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer

The Vintage Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

Vintage Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

Class Token - Sniper
(equipped)

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints

The Vintage Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun

The Vintage Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

The Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate

The Vintage Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use

The Vintage Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

Scout Mask

Level 10 Hat

Soldier Mask

Level 10 Hat

Pyro Mask

Level 10 Hat

Demoman Mask

Level 10 Hat

Heavy Mask

Level 10 Hat

Engineer Mask

Level 10 Hat

Medic Mask

Level 10 Hat

Sniper Mask

Level 10 Hat

Spy Mask

Level 10 Hat

Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat

Wicked Nasty Scattergun
(equipped)

Wicked Nasty%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 642

Spectacularly Lethal Direct Hit
(equipped)

Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 288
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius

The Vintage Backburner
(equipped)

Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost

Unremarkable Chargin' Targe

Unremarkable%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 11
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer

Vintage Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time

Unremarkable Frontier Justice
(equipped)

Unremarkable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 20
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size

The Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer

Spectacularly Lethal Sniper Rifle

Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 276

The Vintage Ambassador

Level 90 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed

Taunt: The Schadenfreude
(equipped)

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.

Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 72 Lunch Box

The Vintage Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.

The Vintage Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun

The Vintage Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time

The Vintage Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box

The Vintage Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun

The Vintage Kritzkrieg

Level 63 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance

Vintage Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

The Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 93 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate

Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.

( Not Tradable )

Unremarkable Sandman
(equipped)

Unremarkable%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 24
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer

The Vintage Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use

The Vintage Axtinguisher
(equipped)

Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players

Notably Dangerous Eyelander

Notably Dangerous%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 141
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed

The Vintage Gunslinger
(equipped)

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits

The Vintage Ubersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed

The Vintage Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt

The Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 25 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive

The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan

Vintage Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.

The Vintage Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players

Strange Pain Train

Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 3
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer

The Vintage Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

The Vintage Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

The Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer

Strange Sydney Sleeper

Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 7
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits

L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty

The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan

The Vintage Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?

The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.

The Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty

The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer

Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty

Strange Southern Hospitality

Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
(equipped)

Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer

Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer

Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise

The Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.

The Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size

Strange Powerjack

Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 2
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active

Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer

The Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch

Truly Feared Shotgun
(equipped)

Truly Feared%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 234

The Vintage Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates

Strange Bushwacka

Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 3
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing

Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 72 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

Mad Milk
(equipped)

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

The Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size

The Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer

The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer

The Vintage Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed

Vintage Frontier Justice

Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size

The Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty

The Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds

The Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer

Strange Eyelander

Strange%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 0
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

Strange Market Gardener

Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 6
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits

Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty

The Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits

The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?

The Jag

Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty

The Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects

The Bazaar Bargain #20762

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.

Base charge rate decreased by 20%

Vintage Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer

The Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer

The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on

Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty

The Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer

The Vintage Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer

Genuine Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits

The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health

The Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming

Genuine Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer

RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code

Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.

( Not Tradable )

The Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits

The Disciplinary Action
(equipped)

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty

Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self

Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed

The Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings

Strange Syringe Gun

Strange%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 4

Spectacularly Lethal Jarate

Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 278
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire

Genuine Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits

The Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming

The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size

The Vintage Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use

The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players

Wicked Nasty Grenade Launcher
(equipped)

Wicked Nasty%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 622

The Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty

The Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

The Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot

"IVORY"

Level 1 Revolver

The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size

The Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players

Genuine Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing

The Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit

Spectacularly Lethal Stickybomb Launcher
(equipped)

Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 322

The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty

RoboCrate

Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58

The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

The Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits

"Rumia's Sharp Love"
(equipped)

Level 1 Knife

The Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits

Unremarkable Boston Basher

Unremarkable%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 20
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.

Genuine Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings

Scarcely Lethal Flame Thrower

Scarcely Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 35

The Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase

Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable )

The Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds

The Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty

The Shahanshah #4288
(equipped)

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Crafted by ImpishRazor

The Big Kill
(equipped)

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.

The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty

The Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty

The Vintage Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps

The Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

The Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!

Wicked Nasty Minigun
(equipped)

Wicked Nasty%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 607

The Rescue Ranger

Level 36 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size

The Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer

The Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable )

The Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer

The Flying Guillotine

Level 91 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits

Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher

Gore-Spattered%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 406

The Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty

The Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty

Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Crafted by Evaldas256

The Red-Tape Recorder

Level 34 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty

Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

Genuine Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty

The Original #68

Level 5 Rocket Launcher

The Lollichop

Level 96 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer

The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health

The Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun

Strange Medi Gun

Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 1
(Kill Assists%s3: 26)

The Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed

Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty

The Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase

The Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits

Uncharitable Knife

Uncharitable%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 128

The Vintage Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer

Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump

The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time

The Frontier Flyboy

Level 34 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #38

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #34

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #37

The Legend of Bugfoot

Level 79 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

The Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?

( Not Tradable )

The Intangible Ascot

Level 100 Costume Piece

This is a special Halloween 2011 item

( Not Usable in Crafting )

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #41

Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #39

The Vintage Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates

Vintage Pyrovision Goggles

Level 82 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno

The Vintage Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use

Genuine Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor