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Scout
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Soldier
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Pyro
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Demoman
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Heavy
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Engineer
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Medic
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Sniper
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Spy
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>> Tools
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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The Outback Intellectual #16288
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Nine-Pipe Problem #13780
Level 98 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Bot Dogger
Level 53 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
The Electric Escorter
Level 41 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: STEAM_0:1:39351657
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: Ryusk
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: masuku00
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: masuku00
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Strange Rocket Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Jarate
Strange%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 0
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Liberty Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Strange Frontier Justice
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Strange Wrench
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Strange Axtinguisher
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 26 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Flying Guillotine
Level 80 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 3 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 16 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Gift from: saki
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Gift from: Geze[PMA]
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Gift from: わたしです。
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Lollichop
Level 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 67 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Neon Annihilator
Level 89 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Gift from: enuze
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 30 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 14 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
The Rescue Ranger
Level 33 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 97 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 55 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 17 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Unremarkable Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Unremarkable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 12
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 7
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Uncharitable Soda Popper
Uncharitable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 122
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Baby Face's Blaster #434
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Hale's Own Mad Milk
Hale's Own%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 8669
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol #129
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Flying Guillotine #546
Level 2 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Mildly Menacing Sandman
Mildly Menacing%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 68
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Strange%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 8
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Boston Basher
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 2
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 5
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Unarmed Combat #201
Level 87
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 60 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 12 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 98 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 87 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 6 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 82 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
The Milkman
Level 8 Hat
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The El Jefe #707
Level 10 Hat
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 50 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
The Bot Dogger
Level 100 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Planeswalker Goggles #5903
Level 6 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Stereoscopic Shades #90
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 49 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 7 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 8 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Fast Learner
Level 39 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Track Terrorizer
Level 75 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 62 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 64 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 60 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
( Not Tradable )
The Bolt Boy
Level 12 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Server-Clearing Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Server-Clearing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 3238
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Sufficiently Lethal Direct Hit
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 185
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Wicked Nasty Black Box
Wicked Nasty%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 570
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Server-Clearing Liberty Launcher
Server-Clearing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 3281
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Unremarkable Beggar's Bazooka
Unremarkable%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 16
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Face-Melting Festive Buff Banner
Face-Melting%s6 Battle Banner - Banners Deployed%s5: 1059
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Somewhat Threatening Escape Plan
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 95
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Unremarkable Pain Train
Unremarkable%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 14
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Disciplinary Action #313
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Scarcely Lethal Market Gardener
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 30
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Somewhat Threatening Equalizer
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 87
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 25 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 4 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 9 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 50 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Lumbricus Lid
Level 99 Hat
Honcho's Headgear
Level 95 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 27 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Zipperface
Level 83 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Medal no. 4103
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 83 Uniform
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 10 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 18 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 70 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The Kringle Collection
Level 30 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 75 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Mildly Menacing Backburner
Mildly Menacing%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 67
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Face-Melting Degreaser
Face-Melting%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 1181
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Phlogistinator #3028
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Sufficiently Lethal Rainblower
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 191
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Mildly Menacing Flare Gun
Mildly Menacing%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 53
Unremarkable Detonator
Unremarkable%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 13
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Notably Dangerous Reserve Shooter
Notably Dangerous%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 151
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Manmelter #71
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Scorch Shot #144
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Gore-Spattered Axtinguisher
Gore-Spattered%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 359
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Scarcely Lethal Powerjack
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 31
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Third Degree #36
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Scarcely Lethal Lollichop
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 30
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Neon Annihilator
Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 1
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 27 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 61 Hat
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 53 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 31 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 64 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
The Attendant
Level 70 Hat
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 37 Hat
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 78 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Bubble Pipe #10578
Level 96 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 48 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
The DethKapp #973
Level 68 Hat
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
The Necronomicrown
Level 43 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable )
The Metal Slug
Level 94 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there’s just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
The Electric Escorter
Level 96 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 30 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 9 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Crafted by SMITHY
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 82 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 58 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Apparition's Aspect #13343
Level 13 Hat
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Jingle Belt
Level 25 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
The HazMat Headcase
Level 22 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 6 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 73 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 28 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 40 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Nose Candy #859
Level 1 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 89 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
"連発式パーティ用クラッカー"
Face-Melting%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 1007
"注意！：危険ですので前に立ったり、発射物を追いかけたりしないでください。最悪死にます"
Mildly Menacing Loch-n-Load
Mildly Menacing%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 57
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Ali Baba's Wee Booties #72590
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
Crafted by E-OTOKO
"電飾ポンポン砲"
Server-Clearing%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 4535
"急なパーティーでもポンポンとどこにでも簡単に飾りつけができちゃう！片付けも1クリックで一度に除去が可能。飾りつけの他にも長距離の移動やバンバーグ作りにも大活躍！"
Strange Chargin' Targe
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 4
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 7
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
"「ついカッとなって殴ってしまった。今はこのとおり反省している」"
Truly Feared%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 243
Positively Inhumane Eyelander
Positively Inhumane%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 809
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 7 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Wicked Nasty Half-Zatoichi
Wicked Nasty%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 566
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Persian Persuader
Unremarkable%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 13
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
"Disco King"
Level 88 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 46 Hat
Genuine Glengarry Bonnet
Level 6 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 32 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 75 Hat
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 18 Hat
Reggaelator
Level 14 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
The Buccaneer's Bicorne #97
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Hair of the Dog
Level 79 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 37 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
The FR-0
Level 21 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s
film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 52 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 79 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 90 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by »Crazy8ce«
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 46
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 53 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
"ひぼたんバルカン"
Face-Melting%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 1343
"★★★"
Sufficiently Lethal Natascha
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 203
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
"7.7ミリ機銃"
Server-Clearing%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 3263
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
"楊貴妃バルカン"
Uncharitable%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 107
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater #887
Level 97 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Wicked Nasty Festive Sandvich
Wicked Nasty%s6 Lunch Box - Food Items Eaten%s5: 562
Unremarkable Family Business
Unremarkable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 10
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Strange Fists
Strange%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 9
Truly Feared Killing Gloves of Boxing
Truly Feared%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 234
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Uncharitable Gloves of Running Urgently
Uncharitable%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 102
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Eviction Notice #149
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
"そんなかお にあいませんよ さあ わらって"
Server-Clearing%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 2646
(Kills%s3: 247)
"そう そのほうが いい"
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 25 Hat
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 28 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 95 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
"Johnny Bravo"
Level 88 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 32 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Hard Counter
Level 94 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 80 Hat
The Capo's Capper #54
Level 92 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
The Gym Rat #81
Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Can Opener
Level 19 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 91 Hat
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
The Bunsen Brave
Level 53 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
"From Russia with Love"
Level 21 Hat
"...and Bullets"
Effect: Circling Heart
"Shoot the Moon"
Level 92 Hat
Effect: Cloudy Moon
Large Luchadore
Level 9 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 77 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Security Shades
Level 56 Hat
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 32 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 42 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
"許さない紳士のためのチェック柄"
Level 96 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 69 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 98 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Aqua Flops
Level 22 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 90 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
The Samson Skewer
Level 7 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
( Not Tradable )
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Rage-Inducing Shotgun
Rage-Inducing%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 1825
Scarcely Lethal Frontier Justice
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 42
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000 #139
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Rescue Ranger
Level 91 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Scarcely Lethal Pistol
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 30
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Truly Feared Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Truly Feared%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 250
(Kills%s3: 21)
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Jag
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 1
(Kills%s3: 0)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Eureka Effect #1806
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Notably Dangerous Construction PDA
Notably Dangerous%s6 PDA - Sentry Kills%s5: 156
(Health Dispensed to Allies%s3: 22662)
Vintage Mining Light
Level 62 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 49 Hat
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 28 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 89 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 98 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Industrial Festivizer
Level 74 Hat
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 59 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Master Mind
Level 96 Hat
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
"Green Day"
Level 38 Hat
Effect: Green Confetti
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 7 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Googly Gazer
Level 41 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 30 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 71 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 51 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Scarcely Lethal Syringe Gun
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 44
Scarcely Lethal Blutsauger
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 32
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Mildly Menacing Crusader's Crossbow
Mildly Menacing%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 64
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
"チクっとしますよ"
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 201
"何も注射されたくらいで死ぬことは無いじゃん･･"
-10% damage penalty
Hale's Own Medi Gun
Hale's Own%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 9056
(Kill Assists%s3: 20050)
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Epic Kritzkrieg
Epic%s6 Medi Gun - Kill Assists%s5: 5854
(Ubers%s3: 3646)
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Spectacularly Lethal Quick-Fix
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 287
(Kill Assists%s3: 299)
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Strange Bonesaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 1
"Tsubaki Mk.III"
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 304
"MOEEE..."
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Mildly Menacing Amputator
Mildly Menacing%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 58
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 81 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 2 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 98 Hat
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 7 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
"Ecto Goggles"
Level 30 Glasses
Nothing
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Unusual Geisha Boy
Level 40 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Effect: Smoking
Haunted Einstein
Level 19 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 85 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Blighted Beak
Level 94 Hat
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 4 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 78 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 17 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Archimedes
Level 88
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Doc's Holiday
Level 31 Apparel
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd
most like to embody while on vacation.
Der Wintermantel
Level 55 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
The Byte’d Beak
Level 33 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Practitioner’s Processing Mask
Level 65
Fact: 70%% of the air you breathe was recently in someone’s butt.
This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a
gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
The Steam Pipe
Level 63 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
override projectile type (19)
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
override projectile type (19)
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
override projectile type (19)
Wicked Nasty Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Wicked Nasty%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 583
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Rage-Inducing Festive Huntsman
Rage-Inducing%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 1586
override projectile type (19)
Notably Dangerous Sydney Sleeper
Notably Dangerous%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 136
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Face-Melting Sniper Rifle
Face-Melting%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 1175
Mildly Menacing SMG
Mildly Menacing%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 51
Hale's Own Jarate
Hale's Own%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 8556
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Unremarkable Razorback
Unremarkable%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 18
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Cozy Camper #2424
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Cleaner's Carbine #268
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Scarcely Lethal Tribalman's Shiv
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 44
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Spectacularly Lethal Bushwacka
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 346
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah #1732
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
"Flying Man's Frying Pan"
Level 5 Frying Pan
"Nerf Now!!"
Level 25 Sign
"mine"
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Freedom Staff #377
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 8 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 52 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 55 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 62 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 93 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 20 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 95 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Anger
Level 10 Hat
The Holy Hunter
Level 51 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Fruit Shoot
Level 15 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Soldered Sensei
Level 45 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there’s no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Villain's Veil
Level 19 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 75 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 2 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 66
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Revolver
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 7
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Strange Ambassador
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 8
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable L'Etranger
Unremarkable%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 16
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Scarcely Lethal Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 34
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Notably Dangerous Your Eternal Reward
Notably Dangerous%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 161
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Strange%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 5
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Wanga Prick #389
Level 2 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Sharp Dresser #725
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
Notably Dangerous Dead Ringer
Notably Dangerous%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 157
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
The Quäckenbirdt #256
Level 72 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Crafted by E-OTOKO
The Red-Tape Recorder #536
Level 44 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Crafted by E-OTOKO
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 49 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 57 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet<