The following items were recently received via trading and are not yet in the backpack:
Scout (150 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier (151 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro (159 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman (152 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy (151 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer (123 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic (133 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper (129 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy (144 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Scout
>> Soldier
>> Pyro
>> Demoman
>> Heavy
>> Engineer
>> Medic
>> Sniper
>> Spy
>> Scout
>> Soldier
>> Pyro
>> Demoman
>> Heavy
>> Engineer
>> Medic
>> Sniper
>> Spy
>> Weapons
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The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Level 42 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item Used to specify a class in blueprints
Strange Part: Medics Killed
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Medics you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Kills While Übercharged
Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while you're under the effect of
a Medic's Übercharge.
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 44 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #56
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 6 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
RoboCrate
Level 13 This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate. Crate Series #58
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 43 Hat Straight outta control point. Crafted by DimoN_Net
Familiar Fez
Level 93 Hat
Football Helmet
Level 76 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Strange Spy-cicle
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool Add a custom decal to eligible items.
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 61 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Backpack Expander
Level 52 Tool Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Power Up Canteen
Level 80 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maximum of 3 charges Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Mining Light
Level 73 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
The Spooky Shoes
Level 9 Shoes From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool Changes the name of an item in your backpack
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool Add a custom decal to eligible items.
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
The Flying Guillotine
Level 99 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spooky Shoes
Level 84 Shoes From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
( Not Tradable )
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool Add a custom decal to eligible items.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Neon Annihilator
Level 100 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 62 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
The Crone's Dome
Level 51 Hat For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Zipperface
Level 48 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 17 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 52 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 98 Hat A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 82 Hat
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
The Brown Bomber
Level 83 Hat Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat From another era.
( Not Tradable )
The Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 4 Lantern Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards! Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
The Executioner
Level 80 Hat Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 27 Hat Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded. Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
The Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable )
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable )
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Tux
Level 8 Mascot Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 100 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
The Adequate Altruist's Spirit Of Giving
The Adequate Altruist's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 9 The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat [Insert Favorite Regional Team Here] Crafted by DimoN_Net
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
Earbuds
Level 90 Hat OSX represent!
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge 'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician' Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge <no employment record found>
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 44 Hat You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Vigilant Pin #6131
Level 30 Badge This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day. Crafted by DimoN_Net
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Human Cannonball
Level 83 Hat Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Silver Dueling Badge
Level 39 Badge Earned at level 25.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better. Hire Date: June 3, 2008 (14:49:36 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 74 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 1 Hat Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 87 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 77 Hat Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 32 Hat Straight outta control point.
Flipped Trilby
Level 49 Hat
Whoopee Cap
Level 76 Hat You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Bombing Run
Level 29 Hat Death from above!
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora #2595
Level 65 Hat This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds. Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 91 Futuristic Sound Device Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete. taunt success sound (1) Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man. Jingle all the way
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
The Track Terrorizer
Level 5 Shirt For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
The Fast Learner
Level 31 Shirt Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 35 Apparel Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 67 Shoes From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
The Milkman
Level 40 Hat
Wicked Nasty Scattergun
Wicked Nasty%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 674
Scarcely Lethal Force-A-Nature
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 29 Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Mildly Menacing Soda Popper
Mildly Menacing%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 47 Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 3 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 8 Boots These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
( Not Tradable )
The Digit Divulger
Level 64 Gloves Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Unremarkable Shortstop
Unremarkable%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 16 Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 99 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Strange Pistol
Strange%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 7
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Flying Guillotine
Strange%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 1 Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat #4891
Level 96 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot. Crafted by DimoN_Net
Server-Clearing Mad Milk
Server-Clearing%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 3876 Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Truly Feared Sandman
Truly Feared%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 270 Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
Strange Boston Basher
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1 On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Strange Atomizer
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0 Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 6 These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
Mildly Menacing Bat
Mildly Menacing%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 47
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating. Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 97 Hat A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 29 Hat This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 89 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 68 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 98 Hat
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 10 Hat This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 88 Hat You can't tell, but he's furious.
The Salty Dog #270
Level 10 Hat Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires! Crafted by DimoN_Net
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #4216
Level 44 Hat Crafted by DimoN_Net
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 57 Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Stout Shako
Level 66 Hat The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Exquisite Rack
Level 95 Hat
Defiant Spartan
Level 40 Hat
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 92 Hat
Lumbricus Lid
Level 46 Hat
The Stahlhelm #760
Level 10 Hat
Hero's Hachimaki #3371
Level 28 Hat Crafted by DimoN_Net
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 94 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 80 Hat
The Original #1994
Level 5 Rocket Launcher Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time Crafted by DimoN_Net
Server-Clearing Beggar's Bazooka
Server-Clearing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 3420 Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Gore-Spattered%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 358 On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
Rage-Inducing Festive Buff Banner
Rage-Inducing%s6 Battle Banner - Banners Deployed%s5: 1645 Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 91 Hat Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 64 Decorative Bombs Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
"_"
Level 10 Hat A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Strange Reserve Shooter
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0 Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Spectacularly Lethal Shovel
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 290
Unremarkable Pain Train
Unremarkable%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 12 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Face-Melting Half-Zatoichi
Face-Melting%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 1233 Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Bonedolier
Level 90 Bones Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"Koopa Troopa Shell"
Level 93 Hat After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Scarcely Lethal Escape Plan
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 31 Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 1 Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Somewhat Threatening Equalizer
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 76 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 83 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 8 Hat
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 78 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Old Guadalajara
Level 13 Hat This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Madame Dixie
Level 28 Hat
Handyman's Handle
Level 61 Hat Clears all sorts of blockage.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 33 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Napper's Respite
Level 96 Hat After a long day of burning scouts.
Stately Steel Toe
Level 3 Hat
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 23 Hat
Vintage Merryweather
Level 22 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 23 Hat If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 54 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 100 Hat
The Necronomicrown
Level 76 Hat Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Connoisseur's Cap #1437 (equipped)
Level 69 Hat You're today's theme ingredient...
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 88 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 6 Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Jingle Belt
Level 91 Bells Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims. Jingle all the way
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 38 Hat Humorously vellicating vitreous.
The Wraith Wrap
Level 50 Apparel The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Coffin Kit
Level 96 Backpack Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Manmelter #29500
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 5 Backpack Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
The Birdcage #3482
Level 10 Hat Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 12 Hat This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 42 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Rage-Inducing Axtinguisher
Rage-Inducing%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 2098 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Scarcely Lethal Back Scratcher
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 36 +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players Crafted by DimoN_Net
"Underwater Heartbreaker"
Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 2 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Somewhat Threatening Powerjack
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 71 +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 13 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 99 Hat
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 57 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 71 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 7 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Carouser's Capotain
Level 52 Hat Suffer not a sentry to live.
Reggaelator
Level 23 Hat Every little thing is gonna be alright.
The Samur-Eye
Level 63 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 50 Hat
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 4 Hat Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Dangeresque, Too? (equipped)
Level 20 Glasses Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
The Ornament Armament #2247
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental. Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 2 Facial Hair Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe. Effect: Genteel Smoke
Sober Stuntman
Level 86 Hat A sticky-jumper's best friend.
The Mask of the Shaman #7039
Level 10 Mask An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time. Crafted by space
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Tam O' Shanter
Level 68 Hat
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 51 Hat Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 32 +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unremarkable Chargin' Targe
Unremarkable%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 20 Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 91 This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Liquor Locker #6620
Level 70 Treasure The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden. Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Battery Bandolier
Level 66 Decorative Bombs For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Scotch Bonnet
Level 11 Hat Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #5236
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off. Crafted by DimoN_Net
Epic Grenade Launcher (equipped)
Epic%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 5181
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 94 Mystical Lamp Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze. Effect: Genteel Smoke
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Rage-Inducing%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 1529 This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 13 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Persian Persuader #91
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits Crafted by DimoN_Net
Scarcely Lethal Persian Persuader
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 29 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 83 Hat
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 24 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 87 Hat It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 68 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 97 Hat
The Dread Knot
Level 96 Hat Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 25 Hat Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Copper's Hard Top
Level 70 Hat
The Pilotka #1761
Level 10 Hat Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Hard Counter
Level 64 Hat You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 100 Hat
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 49 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
The Hound Dog (equipped)
Level 83 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
The Big Chief
Level 63 Hat
The Capo's Capper
Level 4 Hat This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Security Shades #4482
Level 12 Hat Crafted by Tim
The Siberian Sophisticate #2140
Level 56 Shirt The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns. Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 3 Shirt Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Server-Clearing Minigun
Server-Clearing%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 4325
Gore-Spattered Natascha
Gore-Spattered%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 416 On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 2 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Tomislav #218
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed Crafted by DimoN_Net
"Minigun Boris"
Level 5 Minigun "For mother Russia!"
( Not Tradable )
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 70 Hat Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat Do not try to bluff Sasha.
The Purity Fist
Level 10
Positively Inhumane Brass Beast
Positively Inhumane%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 761 +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 97 Lunch Box
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Level 44 Cosmetic Knife The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
( Not Tradable )
The Toss-Proof Towel #10160
Level 60 Apparel Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking. Crafted by DimoN_Net
Large Luchadore #837
Level 97 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy Keep little healing man close.
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich (equipped)
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Strange Fists
Strange%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 9 +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 8 On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
Mildly Menacing Fists of Steel
Mildly Menacing%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 67 -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Apoco-Fists #3783
Level 10 Fists Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully. Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Holiday Punch #4545
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage Crafted by DimoN_Net
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer Crafted by DimoN_Net
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 91 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 99 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 53 Hat Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 57 Hat Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Engineer's Cap
Level 11 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 91 Hat
Unusual Industrial Festivizer
Level 45 Hat Effect: Circling Heart
Safe'n'Sound
Level 42 Hat It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Big Country
Level 3 Hat It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Ol' Geezer
Level 42 Hat Get off mah land!
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 12 Pocket Buddy A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
The Pocket Purrer
Level 91 Satchel Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Googly Gazer
Level 5 Hat Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 75 Facial Hair Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 9 Hat I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely. Crafted by DimoN_Net
Western Wear
Level 24 Hat The old West never saw this kind of class.
The Hetman's Headpiece
Level 22 Hat Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Uncharitable Frontier Justice
Uncharitable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 104 When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
Wicked Nasty Shotgun
Wicked Nasty%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 565
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 100 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
The Vintage Wrangler (equipped)
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Strange Southern Hospitality
Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 100 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 93 Hat
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 54 Hat "Приготовтесь к осмотру"
German Gonzila
Level 5 Hat
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 30 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Ze Goggles
Level 92 Glasses Nothing
Medic's Mountain Cap (equipped)
Level 42 Hat The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Doctor's Sack
Level 30 Hat For when you've got that healin' fever.
Grimm Hatte
Level 3 Hat Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Blighted Beak
Level 96 Hat
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 75 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Medi-Mask #4643
Level 100 Mask As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting. Crafted by DimoN_Net
Archimedes
Level 85 Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 65 Pipe In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes. Effect: Genteel Smoke
Gore-Spattered Syringe Gun
Gore-Spattered%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 362
Strange Blutsauger
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Overdose
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 35 Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 72 Hat
Positively Inhumane Medi Gun
Positively Inhumane%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 991 (Kill Assists%s3: 1952)
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 83 (Kill Assists%s3: 160) Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate. Crafted by DimoN_Net
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Strange%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 4 Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health Crafted by DimoN_Net
Gore-Spattered Amputator
Gore-Spattered%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 354 On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Unusual Trophy Belt
Level 95 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one. Effect: Purple Energy
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 19 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 38 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 92 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 84 Hat His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 92 Hat Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Larrikin Robin
Level 97 Hat
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 75 Hat Gone Snipin'.
Crocleather Slouch
Level 97 Hat Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 60 Hat This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Villain's Veil (equipped)
Level 77 Hat The good, the bad, and the dead.
The Crocodile Smile #3371
Level 20 Necklace How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point. Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco! Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Koala Compact
Level 71 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Sir Hootsalot
Level 76 If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
The Bloodhound
Level 12 Hat Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
( Not Tradable )
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 22 Hat
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 95 Bow
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0 Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Uncharitable Sniper Rifle
Uncharitable%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 125
"СВД XL-21D Dragon Storm"
Level 5 Sniper Rifle "Уникальное оружие Советского
периода. Патрон 621 калибра пробивает
любую броню." On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot Crafted by DimoN_Net
The AWPer Hand #800
Level 1 Sniper Rifle This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing. Crafted by DimoN_Net
Server-Clearing Sydney Sleeper (equipped)
Server-Clearing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 3179 On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 0 Blocks a single backstab attempt
Hale's Own Jarate
Hale's Own%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 9916 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Strange SMG
Strange%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 0
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Cozy Camper #6728
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming Crafted by DimoN_Net
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
Notably Dangerous Tribalman's Shiv
Notably Dangerous%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 141 On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Freedom Staff #2028
Level 25 Staff Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan. Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Positively Inhumane Bushwacka (equipped)
Positively Inhumane%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 978 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 86 Hat For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 70 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 58 Hat Because real espionage is an artform.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 92 Hat They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Détective Noir
Level 33 Hat
The Janissary Ketche
Level 73 Hat The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
The Noh Mercy
Level 62 Hat Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Private Eye
Level 95 Hat A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 49 Hat It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 29 Hat If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 91 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Le Party Phantom
Level 79 Hat
Rogue's Col Roule (equipped)
Level 15 Apparel
The Made Man #7268
Level 6 A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave. Crafted by DimoN_Net
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
The Exorcizor
Level 98 Apparel The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 28 Shoes Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
The Scarecrow
Level 89 Hat Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dapper Disguise
Level 99 Mask Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
( Not Tradable )
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
The Quäckenbirdt #3497
Level 57 Invis Watch A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible. Crafted by DimoN_Net
Uncharitable%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 131 Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
Scarcely Lethal L'Etranger
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 25 +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Server-Clearing Knife (equipped)
Server-Clearing%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 3028
Unremarkable Conniver's Kunai
Unremarkable%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 22 Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Strange Big Earner
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0 +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Wanga Prick #27204
Level 23 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise Crafted by DimoN_Net
The Sharp Dresser #23556
Level 1 Knife Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks. Crafted by DimoN_Net
Notably Dangerous Spy-cicle
Notably Dangerous%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 173 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
Sufficiently Lethal Your Eternal Reward
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 182 Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Emerald Jarate
Level 10 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 33 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
The Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 59 Hat
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Master Mind
Level 100 Hat
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Emerald Jarate
Level 79 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 92 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 1 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Zipperface
Level 43 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Griffin's Gog
Level 74 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 76 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 12 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Plutonidome
Level 95 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Futankhamun
Level 26 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 96 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Intangible Ascot
Level 92 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Spooky Shoes
Level 25 Shoes From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Crone's Dome
Level 75 Hat For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat Way way more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 4 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 82 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 21 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 7 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Can Opener
Level 57 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 86 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Einstein
Level 78 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 62 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Under Cover
Level 84 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 30 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 3 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 69 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 13 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 16 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 37 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 88 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 97 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 20 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 92 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 27 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 56 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 80 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 86 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 17 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 42 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 53 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 34 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral). Killed Merasmus at level 375
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Fists
Level 1 Fists
The Hound Dog
Level 83 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 42 Hat The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Server-Clearing Sydney Sleeper
Server-Clearing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 3179 On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Positively Inhumane Bushwacka
Positively Inhumane%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 978 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Fists
Level 1 Fists
The Hound Dog
Level 83 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 42 Hat The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Server-Clearing Sydney Sleeper
Server-Clearing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 3179 On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Positively Inhumane Bushwacka
Positively Inhumane%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 978 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
The Lollichop
Level 1 - 100 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 - 100 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Deflector
Level 1 Minigun
The AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.