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DevilGear44
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The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:
#57
Scout
(155 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(155 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(129 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(129 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(135 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(135 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(123 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(123 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(151 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(151 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(119 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(119 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(118 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(118 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(115 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(115 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(126 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(126 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Hats
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>> Tools
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Warsworn Helmet
Level 25 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Crafted by DevilGear44
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Strange Flare Gun
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 0
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Neon Annihilator
Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 0
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Flying Guillotine
Level 41 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: Natural! TF2-T [A]
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: CoffeeNtrees
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: Godshine
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: ⚡Bright Spark⚡
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: ⚡Bright Spark⚡
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: kill myself :3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: S'all Good, Man
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: raxa (no sound)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: ~xDs~SYSTEM
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: ⚡Bright Spark⚡
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: Low-Fat Ham
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: HairyNinjaah_v2
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: Butter
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: kill myself :3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Sir Hiss
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: kill myself :3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: -=GHS=- Snifflepus
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: ⚡Bright Spark⚡
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: 01
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Fee501st
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: party_cat
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: kill myself :3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: S'all Good, Man
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Corgi in a Man Suit
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Discord's Keanuwott Reevs
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: piemanmoo
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: ⚡Bright Spark⚡
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: Teddy Robobelt
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: kill myself :3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Teddy Robobelt
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: Natural! TF2-T [A]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: Master Blaster [3T]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Gift from: kill myself :3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: Tomætoes [SWF2]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: raxa (no sound)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: Tomætoes [SWF2]
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: ~xDs~SYSTEM
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Gift from: ~xDs~SYSTEM
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: MuDGuTS TF2-T [A]
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
"The Galactic Gojira"
Level 91 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Orbiting Planets
"The Irradiated Imperialist"
Level 13 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Vivid Plasma
"The Nocturnal Ninja"
Level 37 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Cloudy Moon
"The Shimmering Shogun"
Level 35 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Purple Energy
"The Asian Alchemist"
Level 88 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Cauldron Bubbles
Unusual Dread Knot
Level 47 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Sulphurous
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Steaming
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Flaming Lantern
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Bubbling
"The Smokehouse Samurai"
Level 57 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Smoking
"The Flied-Lice Fixer"
Level 44 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Massed Flies
"The Metallurgical Monk"
Level 5 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Nuts n' Bolts
"The Celebrated Sohei"
Level 78 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Purple Confetti
"The Sizzling Sensei"
Level 41 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Scorching Flames
"The Time Travel Trader"
Level 98 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Time Warp
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Circling Peace Sign
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Orbiting Fire
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Cauldron Bubbles
"The Horrifying Hitodama"
Level 75 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Haunted Ghosts
"The Feudal Firemaker"
Level 23 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Orbiting Fire
"The Glowing Geisha"
Level 77 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Green Energy
"The Accoladed Artisan"
Level 96 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Green Confetti
"The Bubbled Buddha"
Level 44 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Bubbling
"The Bony Burakumin"
Level 67 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Misty Skull
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Stormy 13th Hour
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Harvest Moon
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: It's A Secret To Everybody
"The Cursed Clansman"
Level 32 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Eerie Orbiting Fire
"The Soggy Sumo"
Level 3 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Stormy Storm
"The Merry Merchant"
Level 51 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Circling Heart
"The Fuji Farmer"
Level 77 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Blizzardy Storm
"The Terrorizing Tourou"
Level 13 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Flaming Lantern
"The Cloudburst Confucius"
Level 32 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Stormy 13th Hour
Unusual Dread Knot
Level 8 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Memory Leak
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Nuts n' Bolts
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Orbiting Planets
"The Kindled Kamikaze"
Level 90 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Burning Flames
"The Shining Shinto"
Level 9 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Sunbeams
"The Searing Servant"
Level 33 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Searing Plasma
"The Pleasant Peasant"
Level 57 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Circling Peace Sign
"The Esteamed Emperor"
Level 35 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Steaming
"The Teamwork Taira"
Level 35 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Circling TF Logo
Unusual Dread Knot
Level 14 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Effect: Green Black Hole
"The Dirty Dog"
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Massed Flies
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Misty Skull
Unusual Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Effect: Circling TF Logo
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Awesomenauts Badge #2236
Level 44 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Crafted by JustCraftable O)_(O
The Atomic Accolade #2378
Level 44 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
The Vigilant Pin #4325
Level 44 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
The Hitt Mann Badge #806
Level 44 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Crafted by The Doctor
Faerie Solitaire Pin #527
Level 44 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Crafted by waratdenison
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Flair! #17265
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Deadliest Duckling #4478
Level 44 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Crafted by Vinyl Scratch
The Rump-o'-Lantern #4689
Level 44 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Crafted by Cammie is actually Hugz
Smissmas Wreath #1857
Level 44 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Crafted by Lik #RybackRules
The Bolgan Family Crest
Level 44 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Clan Pride #4997
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 3 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
The Distinguished Donator's Spirit Of Giving
The Distinguished Donator's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 35
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Crafted by Sam
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Battery Canteens
Level 44 Usable Item
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Power Up Canteen #29880
Level 44 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Photo Badge #17841
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Crafted by Tom7(buy hats)
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
Tux
Level 86 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 40 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable )
The Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 10 Hat
Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 61 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Crafted by DevilGear44
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Hermes
Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Effect: Cauldron Bubbles
"The Schwartz"
Level 100 Ring
A perpetual bond of commitment between DevilGear44
and Tomætoes [SWF2], forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bolt Boy
Level 44 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
Unusual Bonk Boy
Level 44 Hat
Effect: Bubbling
The Planeswalker Goggles #9409
Level 44 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Crafted by DevilGear44
The Stereoscopic Shades #5475
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Crafted by DevilGear44
Sign of the Wolf's School #9925
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 44 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 44 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 44 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Digit Divulger
Level 44 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
The Track Terrorizer
Level 44 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
The Fast Learner
Level 44 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 44 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 44 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
The Bootie Time #2925
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
Crafted by DevilGear44
Flunkyware
Level 44 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Uncharitable Force-A-Nature
Uncharitable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 106
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Hale's Own Scattergun
Hale's Own%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 17574
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Positively Inhumane Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Positively Inhumane%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 807
Hale's Own Shortstop
Hale's Own%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 15982
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Baby Face's Blaster #44
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Hale's Own Soda Popper
Hale's Own%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 9256
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Flying Guillotine #9520
Level 44 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 44 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Server-Clearing Sandman
Server-Clearing%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 4595
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Hale's Own Pistol
Hale's Own%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 8621
Hale's Own Mad Milk
Hale's Own%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 21021
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol #337
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 44 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Unarmed Combat #9352
Level 44
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
The Vintage Sandman
Level 44 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Strange Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
Rage-Inducing Holy Mackerel
Rage-Inducing%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 1963
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Totally Ordinary Boston Basher
Totally Ordinary%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 999
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Rage-Inducing Atomizer
Rage-Inducing%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 2072
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Unusual Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Effect: Knifestorm
The Mutton Mann
Level 44 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
The Brainiac Goggles #3807
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Googly Gazer
Level 44 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
The Brainiac Hairpiece #4274
Level 44 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
Unusual Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Effect: Cloudy Moon
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
The RoBro 3000
Level 44 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
The Idea Tube
Level 44 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
The Wingstick
Level 10
The Builder's Blueprints #546
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 44 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 44 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #566
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Crafted by Psyprox
The Prize Plushy #2184
Level 44 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Crafted by A Rather Festive Pinkie
The Pocket Purrer
Level 44 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 44 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 44 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 44 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Australian Frontier Justice
Australian%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 8040
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Hale's Own Shotgun
Hale's Own%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 9863
The Rescue Ranger
Level 44 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Gore-Spattered Widowmaker
Gore-Spattered%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 425
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 1
(Kills%s3: 0)
Unremarkable Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Unremarkable%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 18
(Kills%s3: 12)
Strange Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Unremarkable Construction PDA
Unremarkable%s6 PDA - Sentry Kills%s5: 19
(Health Dispensed to Allies%s3: 5)
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
( Not Tradable )
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Wicked Nasty Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Wicked Nasty%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 529
(Kills%s3: 60)
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
"Engie's Golden Pez Dispenser"
Wicked Nasty%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 656
(Kills%s3: 146)
Server-Clearing Southern Hospitality
Server-Clearing%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 3469
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
Server-Clearing Jag
Server-Clearing%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 3970
(Kills%s3: 139)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Server-Clearing Gunslinger
Server-Clearing%s6 Robot Arm - Sentry Kills%s5: 3316
(Kills%s3: 292)
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Unusual Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Effect: Green Energy
The Filamental
Level 44 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 44 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
The HazMat Headcase
Level 44 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Nose Candy
Level 44 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
The Last Breath #4825
Level 13 Hat
Apparition's Aspect #2856
Level 13 Hat
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 44 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 44 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
The Reindoonicorn #3107
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Crafted by ELI ORIGINAL
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Russian Rocketeer #5599
Level 44 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Crafted by C]2azyJay™
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 44 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
The Infernal Orchestrina #1548
Level 44 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 44 Backpack
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Scrap Sack
Level 44 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you’re at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep
an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 44 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
The Moonman Backpack #7864
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Crafted by DevilGear44
Rail Spikes
Level 44 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
The Burning Bongos #1743
Level 44 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
The Jingle Belt #2010
Level 44 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
"The Little Buddies"
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
The Phlogistinator #44
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Sufficiently Lethal Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 183
Somewhat Threatening Rainblower
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 77
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Hale's Own Degreaser
Hale's Own%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 9789
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Manmelter #1269
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
Face-Melting Flare Gun
Face-Melting%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 1089
The Scorch Shot #448
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
"Kurt Cobain's Microphone"
Truly Feared%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 259
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Vintage Backburner
Level 44 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Third Degree #33328
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Crafted by AngelPiston66
Strange Lollichop
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 44 Flare Gun
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 44 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Server-Clearing Powerjack
Server-Clearing%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 2611
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Server-Clearing Back Scratcher
Server-Clearing%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 2685
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Unusual Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Effect: Eerie Orbiting Fire
Der Wintermantel #2773
Level 44 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Crafted by Spooky Skelington
The Quadwrangler #736
Level 44 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Doc's Holiday
Level 44 Apparel
Comes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd
most like to embody while on vacation.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Mecha-Medes
Level 44
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes’ Flights of Fantasy #314
when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world,
met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a
half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Genuine Archimedes
Level 44
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Blighted Beak
Level 44 Hat
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 44 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 44 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Medi-Mask
Level 44 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Couvre Corner #1503
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
The Surgeon's Stethoscope #6666
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Crafted by AngelPiston66
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 44 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 44 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
The Scrap Pack #3031
Level 44 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
Crafted by MetalFearXLIV
Somewhat Threatening Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 75
(Kill Assists%s3: 2414)
Hale's Own Medi Gun
Hale's Own%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 8560
(Kill Assists%s3: 33703)
Hale's Own Kritzkrieg
Hale's Own%s6 Medi Gun - Kill Assists%s5: 9747
(Ubers%s3: 398)
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Hale's Own Quick-Fix
Hale's Own%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 8555
(Kill Assists%s3: 244120)
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 44 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Hale's Own Crusader's Crossbow
Hale's Own%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 8554
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Hale's Own Syringe Gun
Hale's Own%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 8648
Hale's Own Blutsauger
Hale's Own%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 8579
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Hale's Own Overdose
Hale's Own%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 8621
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 44 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 44 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Crafted by DevilGear44
Strange Festive Ubersaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Epic Amputator
Epic%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 5742
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Strange Bonesaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
Wicked Nasty Ubersaw
Wicked Nasty%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 656
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
Unusual Armored Authority
Level 2 Hat
Effect: Searing Plasma
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 44 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Soldier's Stogie
Level 44 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Fancy Dress Uniform #9221
Level 44 Uniform
The Kringle Collection
Level 44 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Medal no. 9244
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 44 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
The Ornament Armament #2052
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
The Professor's Pineapple #1686
Level 44 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
( Not Tradable )
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 1
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
( Not Tradable )
Strange Rocket Launcher
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 9
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Positively Inhumane Liberty Launcher
Positively Inhumane%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 776
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Sufficiently Lethal Direct Hit
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 184
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Hale's Own Black Box
Hale's Own%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 14358
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
Crafted by DevilGear44
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Crafted by AngelPiston66
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 44 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Hale's Own Mantreads
Hale's Own%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 12304
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Hale's Own Market Gardener
Hale's Own%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 34064
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Strange Escape Plan
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Server-Clearing Equalizer
Server-Clearing%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 4573
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher
Gore-Spattered%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 431
Server-Clearing Pain Train
Server-Clearing%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 3631
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Server-Clearing Half-Zatoichi
Server-Clearing%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 3875
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Unusual Desert Marauder
Level 64 Hat
Effect: Massed Flies
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
Gift from: Natokoa
( Not Tradable )
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Villain's Veil #9643
Level 44 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
The Doublecross-Comm #721
Level 44 Hat
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 44
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
The Tuxxy
Level 44 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
The Champ Stamp
Level 44 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
The Outback Intellectual #3966
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Koala Compact
Level 44 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The AWPer Hand #241
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Crafted by AngelPiston66
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
override projectile type (19)
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Australian Bazaar Bargain
Australian%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 7973
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Scarcely Lethal Sydney Sleeper
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 37
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 44 Bow
The Cleaner's Carbine #239
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
Epic SMG
Epic%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 5501
Vintage Jarate
Level 44 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Cozy Camper #195
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Razorback
Level 44 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Wicked Nasty Tribalman's Shiv
Wicked Nasty%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 619
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Shahanshah #25559
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Crafted by DevilGear44
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Unusual Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Effect: Vivid Plasma
The Snapped Pupil
Level 44 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
The Marxman
Level 44 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
The Menpo #203
Level 44 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Bolted Bombardier
Level 44 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 44 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 44
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The King of Scotland Cape #3647
Level 44 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
The Liquor Locker
Level 44 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
The Battery Bandolier
Level 44 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #1941
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
The Cool Breeze #1731
Level 44 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Crafted by Madd
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 44 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
Crafted by MetalFearXLIV
Server-Clearing Grenade Launcher
Server-Clearing%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 3555
Hale's Own Loch-n-Load
Hale's Own%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 8788
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Rage-Inducing Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Rage-Inducing%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 1922
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Gift from: PiNK T☆CO
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Chargin' Targe
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 181
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Truly Feared Bottle
Truly Feared%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 230
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Hale's Own Persian Persuader
Hale's Own%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 8568
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Server-Clearing Scotsman's Skullcutter
Server-Clearing%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 2542
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Server-Clearing Ullapool Caber
Server-Clearing%s6 Stick Bomb - Kills%s5: 2657
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Server-Clearing Eyelander
Server-Clearing%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 3808
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 44 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 44 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 44 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Heavy's Hockey Hair #2355
Level 44 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Large Luchadore
Level 44 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
The All-Father #2878
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Security Shades
Level 44 Hat
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
The Merc's Muffler
Level 44 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 44 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
The Triad Trinket #676
Level 44 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
The Hunger Force #4113
Level 44 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
The Siberian Sophisticate #4005
Level 44 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 44 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Pocket Medic #4298
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Aqua Flops #4392
Level 44 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
The Huo-Long Heater #7213
Level 44 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
Scarcely Lethal Tomislav
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 36
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Face-Melting Brass Beast
Face-Melting%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 1298
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Vintage Natascha
Level 44 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Truly Feared Family Business
Truly Feared%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 225
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 44 Lunch Box
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 44 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Server-Clearing Fists
Server-Clearing%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 2638
Truly Feared Gloves of Running Urgently
Truly Feared%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 237
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Holiday Punch #44
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Unusual L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Effect: Stormy Storm
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 44 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
The Megapixel Beard
Level 44 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you’re going to
have now that you’ve got a robot beard. If there’s anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we’ll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
The Scarecrow
Level 44 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Le Party Phantom
Level 44 Hat
The Noh Mercy
Level 44 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
The Spectre's Spectacles #2721
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
The Made Man #10472
Level 2
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Dr. Whoa #2868
Level 15 Shirt
The Exorcizor
Level 44 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 44 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Rogue's Col Roule #8499
Level 15 Apparel
The Business Casual
Level 44 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #1049
Level 44 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Hale's Own Conniver's Kunai
Hale's Own%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 15009
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 44 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
"The Spy's Radio"
Notably Dangerous%s6 Sapper - Buildings Sapped%s5: 150
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 44 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Ap-Sap
Level 44 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Wanga Prick #34949
Level 44 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 44 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Hale's Own Revolver
Hale's Own%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 10620
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Enforcer #100980
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
Crafted by DevilGear44
( Not Tradable )
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 44 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Face-Melting Dead Ringer
Face-Melting%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 1078
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
The Quäckenbirdt #4933
Level 44 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Hale's Own Big Earner
Hale's Own%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 17526
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Strange Knife
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 6
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 44 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
Rage-Inducing Ambassador
Rage-Inducing%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 2355
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Sharp Dresser #100009
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Crafted by AngelPiston66
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 1
Balaclavas Are Forever
Level 5 Tool
The Value of Teamwork
Level 5 Tool
The Value of Teamwork
Level 5 Tool
The Value of Teamwork
Level 5 Tool
Balaclavas Are Forever
Level 5 Tool
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Unremarkable Shortstop
Unremarkable%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 10
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
Strange Flying Guillotine
Strange%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 0
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Strange Flying Guillotine
Strange%s6 Cleaver - Kills%s5: 0
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Fire Axe
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 0
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Flying Guillotine
Level 16 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 3
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Strange Scattergun
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable )
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Crafted by DevilGear44
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Flame Thrower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Festive Ubersaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 9
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Epic Detonator
Epic%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 7097
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable )
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Vintage Jarate
Level 43 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
Strange Neon Annihilator
Strange%s6 Sign - Kills%s5: 0
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
Strange Spy-cicle
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 0
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Detonator
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Mildly Menacing Killing Gloves of Boxing
Mildly Menacing%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 45
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Part: Sappers Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemy sappers you destroy with it.
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Low-Health Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10%
health.
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Strange Rainblower
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 0
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Part: Cloaked Spies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of spies you kill while they're invisible.
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning allies you extinguish with that weapon.
Strange Part: Sappers Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemy sappers you destroy with it.
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Knife
Level 1 Knife
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Saxxy
Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burn