%s7Scarcely Lethal%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 33 (Kills%s3: 5) Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on
hit Sheen: 1 Killstreaks Active
Unremarkable Festive Holy Mackerel
%s7Unremarkable%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 19 "Really it's a fish!" Sheen: 1 Killstreaks Active
Notably Dangerous Spy-cicle
%s7Notably Dangerous%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 136 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. On Hit by Fire: Fireproof for 1 second and Afterburn immunity for 10 seconds Killstreaks Active Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates in 15 seconds and by picking up ammo
Unremarkable Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
%s7Unremarkable%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 22
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
%s7Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 3 On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
%s7Strange%s6 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Kills%s5: 1 This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits Sheen: 1 Killstreaks Active No random critical hits
Strange Third Degree
%s7Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 2 Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit Sheen: 1 Killstreaks Active
Unremarkable Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
%s7Unremarkable%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 18 (Kill Assists%s3: 31)
%s7Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 8 Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached or backstab kill -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
%s7Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 8
%s7Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0 Charge and fire shots independent of zoom -10% damage on body shot No headshots when not fully charged
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mildly Menacing Sydney Sleeper
%s7Mildly Menacing%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 49 On Scoped Hit: Jarate target for 2 to 8 seconds based on amount charged +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
%s7Strange%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 5 Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage
based on distance traveled
This weapon will reload automatically when not active No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Unremarkable Syringe Gun
%s7Unremarkable%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 15 Killstreaks Active
( Not Tradable )
Scarcely Lethal Phlogistinator
%s7Scarcely Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 28 Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
%s7The Baseline Benefactor's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 2 The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
( Not Tradable )
"LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle "Didnt see that one coming eh?"
( Not Tradable )
Level 10 Armband Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Jaunty Pin 2015
Level 1 Community Medal Awarded to those who contributed to or participated in the Tip of the
Hats charity event
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Conspiracy Cap
Level 1 Hat Don't shield your head from government secrets with a tinfoil hat like
a know-nothing chump. Listen in on the private chat lines of our
shape-shifting Reptiloid overlords. Find out who wins next year's
World Series! Learn what's really in Area 51! Eavesdrop on Bigfoot's
late-night drunken calls to the President!
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Dadliest Catch
Level 1 Hat
It's cephaloposh! It's cephalopractical! This state-of-the-art octopus
disguise kit will have everyone thinking you squirt ink out of your
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
Genuine Crosslinker's Coil
Level 1 Hat Did you know: before the mercenary fashion world discovered the
obvious style and mental health benefits of wearing 22 feet of powered
electrical cable around your head, people once wore hatbands made from
'silk' or other barely-lethal textiles! Strange but true.
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 Hat Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
Genuine MK 50
Level 1 Helmet
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1 Mascot It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes Show balls who is the boss.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Spirit Animal The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Level 10 Flare Gun This weapon will reload when not active 100% critical hit vs burning players
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -20% damage resistance when spun up -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames Killstreaks Active -20% damage penalty
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm Third successful punch in a row always crits. +25 max health on wearer Sentry build speed increased by 150% Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch +100% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive. Cloak drain rate based on movement speed. No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch +40% cloak duration +50% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Feign Death. Leave a fake corpse on taking damage and temporarily gain invisibility, speed and damage resistance. -50% cloak meter when Feign Death is activated No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 93 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
The Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 77 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer Immune to the effects of afterburn.