Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
"Vintage Magical Equalizer"
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box "Gimme the chocolate, Hisao!" Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe +20% damage bonus When weapon is active: 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm gunslinger punch combo (1) +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense. +20% bonus healing while deployed. Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield (equipped)
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer No random critical hits
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done. +20 max health on wearer
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +15% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit +40% cloak duration -20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits -6 max pipebombs out Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter. No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Jag (equipped)
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich (equipped)
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow (equipped)
Level 15 Crossbow No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates +3 health regenerated per second on wearer When weapon is active: -20% damage penalty
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Vintage Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Level 5 Sashimono Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage. +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Level 10 Flare Gun Alt-Fire: Detonate flare. +25% damage to self Crafted by Gumby
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed Crafted by Gumby
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed Crafted by Gumby
The Big Earner #3792
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer Crafted by Gumby
The Bazaar Bargain #6593
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20% Crafted by Gumby
The Shahanshah #1798 (equipped)
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max Crafted by Gumby
The Splendid Screen #5085
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer Crafted by Gumby
Ali Baba's Wee Booties #2359
Level 10 Boots +200% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer Kills while charging refill 100% of your charge meter. Crafted by Gumby
The Persian Persuader #5255
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits Crafted by Gumby
The Soda Popper #9366
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps. 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size Crafted by Gumby
The Winger #2155
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus +25% greater jump height when active -60% clip size Crafted by Gumby
The Atomizer #5418
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players Crafted by Gumby
The Liberty Launcher #8759
Level 25 Rocket Launcher +40% projectile speed -25% blast damage from rocket jumps -25% damage penalty Crafted by Gumby
The Reserve Shooter #5000
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -34% clip size Crafted by Gumby
The Market Gardener #1432
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits Crafted by Ralucard
The Disciplinary Action #3423 (equipped)
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty Crafted by Gumby
The Mantreads #3778 (equipped)
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on Crafted by Gumby
The Quick-Fix (equipped)
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects 50% max overheal Crafted by Gumby
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health Crafted by Gumby
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty Crafted by Gumby
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings Crafted by Gumby
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players, sets them on fire and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings Cannot be crit boosted Crafted by Gumby
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 64 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 45 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 37 Cosmetic Item This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 95 Hat
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 37 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 69 Hat
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 39 Hat
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 53 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 49 Cosmetic Item For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 18 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 95 Hat Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 1 Hat Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 8 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 39 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt (equipped)
Level 35 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 94 Hat His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 100 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 99 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 85 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 46 Hat
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean (equipped)
Level 86 Hat
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 78 Hat We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 19 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque (equipped)
Level 1 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 39 Hat
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 7 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 35 Hat For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon (equipped)
Level 68 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 19 Hat Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 48 Hat
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 77 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 93 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 13 Hat A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap (equipped)
Level 39 Hat Straight outta control point.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 12 Hat Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 81 Hat A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 93 Hat
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 94 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 77 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 92 Hat They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Level 24 Hat Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 2 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 47 Hat You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 67 Hat Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 56 Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 50 Hat Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 86 Glasses Nothing
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 31 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 87 Hat It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 62 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 79 Hat Because real espionage is an artform.
Level 38 Hat It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman (equipped)
Level 61 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Level 100 Hat Death from above!
Level 83 Hat Suffer not a sentry to live.
Level 44 Hat
Level 86 Hat You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Level 14 Hat This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Level 40 Hat
Level 84 Hat
Level 65 Hat
Level 58 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Level 31 Hat
Level 31 Hat When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Level 87 Hat
Level 23 Hat
Level 82 Hat
Level 71 Hat
Level 52 Hat
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 8 Hat
Level 73 Hat
Level 67 Cosmetic Item
Blighted Beak (equipped)
Level 54 Hat
Le Party Phantom (equipped)
Level 54 Mask
Scotch Bonnet (equipped)
Level 99 Hat Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
The Big Chief
Level 17 Hat
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 91 Hat
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Level 1 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Level 70 Hat This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Level 70 Hat Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Level 17 Hat It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Level 35 Hat I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 44 Hat The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Level 25 Hat Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Level 11 Hat A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.