Level 97 Flare Gun This weapon will reload when not active 100% critical hit vs burning players
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hits burning players from behind. Mini-crits burning players from the front. -50% damage vs non-burning players No random critical hits
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -20% damage resistance when spun up -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun This weapon reloads its entire clip at once Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
"David Bowie" (equipped)
Level 10 Bow
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver Crits on headshot -15% damage penalty -20% slower firing speed No random critical hits
The Vintage Dead Ringer (equipped)
Level 5 Invis Watch +40% cloak duration +50% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Feign Death. Leave a fake corpse on taking damage and temporarily gain invisibility, speed and damage resistance. -50% cloak meter when Feign Death is activated No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch +100% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive. Cloak drain rate based on movement speed. No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
The Vintage Scottish Resistance (equipped)
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
"Vintage Magical Equalizer"
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured When weapon is active: -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer +100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box "Gimme the chocolate, Hisao!" Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe This weapon has a large melee range +20% damage bonus When weapon is active: 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and 1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed. Revenge crits are lost on death No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm Third successful punch in a row always crits. +25 max health on wearer Sentry build speed increased by 150% Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
Level 1 Peppergun Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense. +20% bonus healing from all sources When weapon is active: Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Also handy for putting out a fire.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Scoped Hit: Jarate target for 2 to 8 seconds based on amount charged +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield (equipped)
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer No random critical hits
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack -25% clip size
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done. +20 max health on wearer
Level 5 Sledgehammer +25 health restored on kill +15% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 5 Revolver +15% cloak on hit +40% cloak duration -20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits -6 max pipebombs out Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range 0.5 sec increase in charge duration Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter. No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Jag (equipped)
Level 15 Wrench Construction hit speed boost increased by 30% +15% faster firing speed 20% slower repair rate -25% damage penalty
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion No random critical hits
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus -20% damage resistance when spun up 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich (equipped)
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus On Hit: Gain up to +10 health -20 max health on wearer
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow (equipped)
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage
based on distance traveled
This weapon will reload automatically when not active No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates +3 health regenerated per second on wearer When weapon is active: -20% damage penalty
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Vintage Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit -75% damage penalty
Level 5 Sashimono Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage. +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -55 max health on wearer
Level 10 Flare Gun Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active. 100% mini-crits vs burning players +50% damage to self -25% damage penalty Crafted by Gumby
Level 5 Minigun 20% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound 20% more accurate -20% slower firing speed Crafted by Gumby
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +50% faster firing speed Gain a speed boost on hit -60% damage penalty Crafted by Gumby
The Enforcer #8595
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while disguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed Crafted by Gumby
The Big Earner #3792
Level 1 Knife +30% cloak on kill Gain a speed boost on kill -25 max health on wearer Crafted by Gumby
The Bazaar Bargain #6593
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%. Base charge rate decreased by 50% Crafted by Gumby
The Shahanshah #1798 (equipped)
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max Crafted by Gumby
The Splendid Screen #5085
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy. Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer Crafted by Gumby